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Previous threads:
>>45905220
>>45897216

>> No.45915141

first + i dedicate this thread to rezu

>> No.45915151

I don't even like japan

>> No.45915173
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first for hanakino

>> No.45915235

>>45915141
*cough* uralesbian *cough*

>> No.45915242

sexy drawings of children make my pp big

>> No.45915261

>>45915235
how is that pronounced? it looks like "ur a lesbian"

>> No.45915272

>>45915261
裏lesbian

>> No.45915358

god i wish i was a lesbian

>> No.45915490

yooo they're making a djt video game
https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/17940/article/849394#12e789dabc

>> No.45915554

先輩に反対される気はしてましたけどね

how does this not mean 'i felt someone/something was apposing sensei?'

as される is something being done to someone

>> No.45915581

>>45915554
>先輩に反対される気

>> No.45915593

>>45915554
it means i had a feeling that something was going to oppose senpai

>> No.45915605

>>45915554
yes, it's done to the narrator by senpai

>> No.45915616

>>45915593
>>45915605
it can mean both of these things depending on context

>> No.45915622
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>>45915593
well yeah thats what i thought and wrote but thats not the translation

>>45915616
ok thanks

>> No.45915651

>>45915554
>先輩に反対される気
hunch about opposition from senpai

>> No.45915653

>>45915622
(彼女は)先輩に反対される気はしてましたけどね

>> No.45915658

why does tatakai mean battle but atatakai mean warm?

>> No.45915669

>>45915658
because battles warm the nippon heart (they can rape to their hearts content)

>> No.45915694

>>45915669
based!

>> No.45915695
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holy shit just like where i get my anime foods!

>> No.45915742

>>45915658
why does awesome means great or cool but also frightening and alarming?

>> No.45915746

>>45915742
i dont think ppl use awesome in a negative way anymore

>> No.45915762

why does cold mean cold but caldo mean heat

>> No.45915765
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i just realised you can post images into anki lmao, n4 here i come!

>> No.45915772

>>45915742
>awe

>> No.45915790

>>45915765
when did you start learning japanese

>> No.45915800

>>45915790
2 years ago

>> No.45915804

if i used the term ガスライティング in japan, would japanese people understand what it means? or is it like the english word gaslighting which is only used by terminally online people

>> No.45915809

>>45915658
>>45915762
>>45915742
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

>> No.45915817

>>45915809
ok now say that in japanese

>> No.45915852

>>45915765
I thought 佐伯 is read さいき.

>> No.45915862

https://youtu.be/bcPJVglRHLA?t=113
*enters thread*

>> No.45915887

cho trash

>> No.45915920

is 供え an obscure word or something this shit is not coming up in the IME

>> No.45915931

>>45915554
This is basic grammar 101. に specifies the indirect object only when the sentence is in active voice construction. Passive voice means the に specifies the agent, which is 先輩.
>I had a feeling there would be opposition from senpai.
In translation, since active voice is preferred in English, we would make senpai the subject though.
>I had a feeling senpai would oppose
Anyone telling you otherwise or thinking this is contextual is retarded.

>> No.45915939

>>45915804
I've seen 調伏 used in a similar way

>> No.45915940

>>45915920
know it as a gaijin so probs not rare

>> No.45915943
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45915943

whats the deal with uchi, i see it around but dont really get what it means

>> No.45915958

>>45915943
私 for females

>> No.45915967
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45915967

I have a job interview in an hour and I want to die.

>> No.45915978

>>45915940
comes up on the phone flick keyboard but I cannot type it on windows

>> No.45915980

>>45915967
ghost them

>> No.45915989

>>45915978
if i ever have something like that u can just type in a phrase with it like 供え物 and it comes up

>> No.45916001
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>>45915920
what do you mean it doesnt come up?

>> No.45916006

>>45915943
It can mean a few things. In your picture, it’s a first-person pronoun denoting “I,” or more inclusively “we,” used by women.

>> No.45916018

>>45916001
ok I have restarted my machine and can type it now probably just windows sucking

>> No.45916020

yoo witchcraft works kinda sucks. why dont they just kill the enemy witches? why keep letting them escape?

>> No.45916030

>>45916020
then they'll be out a job

>> No.45916032

https://streamable.com/i2vvj9
still no one managed to transcribe this

>> No.45916047

>>45916020
yeah not the best show

>> No.45916054

Guide: https://learnjapanese.moe/routine/

Previous thread: >>45905220 (Please use this one until it archives)

Warning: A malicious entity has taken over DJT's OPs!
They make threads early on purpose to shill their websites.
See the catalog, the old thread was still up 24+ hours later. And it is still up now.

>> No.45916072

>>45916006
>first-person pronoun denoting “I,” or more inclusively “we,” used by women.
I wish I realized this sooner. I always considered it as we/our in this context

>> No.45916078

>>45916032
same for transcribing this
https://streamable.com/ufmdu0

>> No.45916086

>anki
KEK

>> No.45916092

>>45916032
At 5s it sounds like she's speaking Chinese.

>> No.45916099

>>45915110
Current thread: #3751

Previous threads:
>>45905220 #3750
>>45897216 #3749
>>45889992 #3748
>>45881901 #3747

>> No.45916100

>>45916072
then youre no better than a machine translator.

>> No.45916108

>>45916078
When so the japanese's english is this bad, I rather learn jap so I can speak to them.

>> No.45916111

>>45916078
both my streamables, i gave the answer to that one in an older thread though

>> No.45916114

>>45916100
Considering most people here don't even know how に works when the verb is passive, I don't think that's much of an insult.

>> No.45916117

>>45916100
I'm still learning and now I know :)

>> No.45916124

did you guys see that video of the lady shitting herself on the densha?

>> No.45916129

no, dont really wanna see it

>> No.45916134

no, really wanna see it

>> No.45916152

>>45916032
thats not a spoken language its pure mentalese

>> No.45916154

>>45916054
so this is what you meant by >>45915755
lmfao
i haven't made an op in a long time, not everyone is a shill roach like you

>> No.45916164

>>45916072
>>45916100
isn't it we in this context? i'm assuming they're discussing what the different clubs do for the school festival.

>> No.45916195

ゲーヲタ

>> No.45916213

i hate women that shit themselves

>> No.45916216

>>45916195
I can't get used to portmanteaus starting with ゲー

>> No.45916231

>>45916216
yeah makes me www every time

>> No.45916266

i hate women that shit

>> No.45916278
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>> No.45916286
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45916286

it has always been roricon not lolicon

>> No.45916291
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45916291

kek, do texthookers really?

>> No.45916293

k not c little bro

>> No.45916300

>>45916278
where was the happy accident?

>> No.45916303

works on my machine
it just copies every line to your clipboard twice

>> No.45916316

>absolutely essential
KEK

>> No.45916321

if you ever struggle with a texthooker for more than 75 seconds you are terminally ngmi

>> No.45916332

if you use a texthooker for more than 75 seconds you are terminally ngmi

>> No.45916337

never used a hooker
never will

simple as

>> No.45916339

dont be a luddite its cringe

>> No.45916343

hookin is fine until u become like lil q and have to hover words like kachite bc uve trained urself to whitenoise

>> No.45916345

>>45915110
How do you about moving to Japan without becoming a teacher?

>> No.45916356

dno how you can train yourself to whitenoise just by hovering maybe its an iq thing didnt happen to me

>> No.45916374

>>45916345
If you are really good at computer programming you could get a job at google or microsoft. both have offices in tokyo and pay well enough to live there very comfortably. google even has free lunch and dinner.

>> No.45916376

>>45916345
there are 3 common methods, get a student visum (for college or for a language school), get a work visum (probably easiest by getting a job in your own country and then transferring to a japanese branch), marry a japanese girl.

>> No.45916390

>>45916356
whitenoising is what happens to feeler who gets too uppity

>> No.45916391

wife up a JD

>> No.45916394

fucked a hooker in japan
it was alright

>> No.45916399

can u pay a jap to marry u for a greencard then divorce

>> No.45916404

if you buy a wife you might as well keep it

>> No.45916406

>>45916154
it's a copy pasta, lil bro

>> No.45916409

i dont want a wife

>> No.45916419

>>45916394
do they still do the thing where you pick the AF option but it actually just means normal sex

>> No.45916422

>>45916399
i dont know how it works in japan, but for the USA it wouldnt be possible, because your residentship status gets revoked if you get a divorce too early. (after several years it wont matter), its probably similar in japan

>> No.45916438

>>45916399
that's what hmslc did but he didn't pay

>> No.45916444

>>45916394
japanese hookers can be really cute
why aren't the girls in temple like this?

>> No.45916452

>>45916394
How did you do it

>> No.45916453

>>45916406
>>45916438
analtard...

>> No.45916454

>>45916286
rorikon

>> No.45916455

>>45916438
He paid in virile white semen, Japan needs more hafu babies like his.

>> No.45916469
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>>45916419
what's AF?

>> No.45916474

how do they count hafus in the census 0.5?

>> No.45916475

>>45916453
nah, you ok lil bro? seem a bit more jumpy than usual

>> No.45916480

>>45916339
koppu

>> No.45916487

>>45916455
*hahu

>> No.45916491

its koopu lil bro

>> No.45916495

>>45916374
google/microsoft are out of the quesiton, but i like this method
>>45916376
Is there a way to see which companies have a japanese branch you could transfer to?

>> No.45916497

>>45916345
whats wrong with being a teacher
you probably get to be surrounded by kani all day

>> No.45916526

>>45916469
anal fuck somehow legal because of some loophole but no one actually does anal

>> No.45916527

>>45916495
Why are they out of the question? They may have non programming roles too, but I don't know about those.

>> No.45916530
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>>45916422

>> No.45916535

>>45916374
>>45916345
How has matt been there for over a year without a job or wife??

>> No.45916537

>>45916495
the only one i can think of is picking a company that seems likely to have one, and then checking their homepage.
in any case, only if you're highly skilled it's likely they will let you transfer.
if you work as a cashier at 7/11 they wont do it even if they have a japanese branch..

>> No.45916551

>>45916537
>it's
*is it

>> No.45916557

oof

>> No.45916570

'tis

>> No.45916571

>>45916551
lol esl?
neither of those are correct without adding another word to sentence but 37s is a far more native level mistake

>> No.45916573

>>45916527
because they are a dream job for even the best programmers, i have no chance there
>>45916537
Ok i suspected this. This will be a long journey

>> No.45916578

yawn*

>> No.45916582

self own

>> No.45916585

and in comes the self own

>> No.45916587

>>45916571
is it likely that. don't push your luck mudhut dweller

>> No.45916589

>>45916571
>>45916551
i typed something else first but then edited my post but didn't re-read the whole thing

>> No.45916595

>>45916452
went to tobita shinchi

>> No.45916615

>>45916595
try matsushima next time the girls are nicer there

>> No.45916621

why do brazilians try to discuss english grammar

>> No.45916623

>>45916587
dont get cocky u fat greasy mutt

>> No.45916635

>doubling down
lmfao

>> No.45916637

>>45916615
yeah planning to go there next time

>> No.45916652

>>45916526
>no one actually does anal
based

>> No.45916658

That's it I'm grinding output. I want to AF too.

>> No.45916660
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>>45916595
>>45916615
i see, i see

>> No.45916664

anus is exit only

>> No.45916671

do jap hookers let you kiss them? and is it safe to do it?

>> No.45916673

nah you can put all kinds of stuff in there

>> No.45916678

>>45916664
if it stinks like your moms butthole then yeah

>> No.45916679

you wouldnt kiss a hooker

>> No.45916682

>>45916671
yeah just dont lick her manko

>> No.45916688

so funny enough cows dont really like it when you try to just cut a chunk out of them

>> No.45916690

>>45916679
i would literally レロレロ over every inch of her oral cavity

>> No.45916691

>>45916671
japan is the safest country bro

>> No.45916696

kudos to the jannie for minogasuing my loli pic

>> No.45916698

>>45916688
they just like the lolcows fr

>> No.45916719
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>> No.45916727

im fuck to the teacher

>> No.45916734
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45916734

I feel like a lot of japanese words have a hidden ん in them.
Ex:
1.凄い
2.姿
Should I remember and pronounce the ん sound while reviewing?

>> No.45916740

>>45916688
are you talking about where wagyu famers take a tube of meat from the cow to inspect it? I don't remember if that was real or if I'm thinking of a movie

>> No.45916744

sunngata

>> No.45916747
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>> No.45916765

>>45916740
i was just trying to get some lunch

>> No.45916779

>>45916595
>>45916615
Do I just walk in and order like its mcdonalds?

>> No.45916780

man just found out about /ŋ/

>> No.45916793

man just found out about >>>/ŋ/

>> No.45916801

big if true

>> No.45916803

>>45916779
pretty much
you walk through the street there'll be a bunch of hoes sitting there in the little houses, you go to one that you think looks cute and looks at you nicely, pay up and fuck her for a couple of minutes

>> No.45916805

>>45916780
>>45916793
Explain faggots

>> No.45916809

and thats how i met your mother

>> No.45916810

>>45916805
ŋo

>> No.45916815

>>45916803
Wow all the places I've walked past only ever had old guys outside (tokyo)

>> No.45916817

ŋigger

>> No.45916819

hope one of u goes to imazato sinti and get ur fingers cut off by real takuya would be a real epic djt moment

>> No.45916821

>>45916815
ye you gotta go to osaka if you want to fuck for money

>> No.45916825

bidakuon isnt important what is is knowing how ん actually works

>> No.45916827

niŋŋers tonŋue my anus

>> No.45916830

>>45916779
if the old lady calls out to you it means you can

>> No.45916839

>>45916815
kabukichou has plenty of girls standing around

>> No.45916841

>anon can you help me cross the street?
*mounts her*

>> No.45916845

>>45916821
How good should my spoken japanese be?
>>45916839
All i ever saw were black guys asking me if i wanted sex or old jap guys standing outside of those info rooms.

>> No.45916851
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i'm almost there bros.... hold me....

>> No.45916855

everyone wants to fuck whores now what went wrong

>> No.45916858

>>45916821
you often can with deriheru that's what the AF option means

>> No.45916859

>>45916839
tachinbos are dangerous cause cops tend to stop by the places they usually stand at and if you're unlucky you can get in big trouble
the shinchis in osaka are just ignored by police so it's safe as long as you don't try to start shit with yakuza

>> No.45916862

>>45916805
The voiced velar nasal, also known as agma, from the Greek word for 'fragment', is a type of consonantal sound used in some spoken languages. It is the sound of ng in English sing as well as n before velar consonants as in English and ink. The symbol in the International Phonetic Alphabet that represents this sound is ⟨ŋ⟩. As a phoneme, the velar nasal does not occur in many of the indigenous languages of the Americas, languages of the Middle East, Romance languages, or languages of the Caucasus, but it is extremely common in Australian Aboriginal languages and is also common in many languages of Sub-Saharan Africa, East Asia, Southeast Asia and Polynesia.

>> No.45916865

>>45916805
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_phonology#Weakening

>> No.45916878

>>45916851
https://streamable.com/xsygk5

you're about to surpass him

>> No.45916882

>>45916855
theres no more love in the world

>> No.45916891

dont believe it gonna start asking japanese girls to love me

>> No.45916893

>>45916878
lol

>> No.45916895

>>45916878
god sometimes nuke borders on fucking satire
hes one of hte few guys i have to just x out from secondhand embarrassment when they try to say anything japanese

>> No.45916897

>>45916878
lmao

>> No.45916899

>>45916858
>you often can with deriheru that's what the AF option means
key word is often it's not guaranteed

>> No.45916906

>>45916878
lmfao

>> No.45916907

>>45916032
let's warm up with something easier
https://streamable.com/vqsj3w

>> No.45916913

>>45916882
wrong https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p1fXNg8y7bs

>> No.45916915

>>45916878
This is what happens when you always just "feel it out" and never attempt to consciously understand

>> No.45916920

>>45916878
holy shit lmao

>> No.45916921

whats her story what happened to her

>> No.45916930

nuke has never felt anything out in his life he was even hovering dakanaito so that doesnt make sense

>> No.45916935

>>45916913
i mean between non blood related people
of course the shit in that vid still exists earths population would start dropping in a hurry

>> No.45916936

>>45916878
濡れないと

>> No.45916938

reading a kanji correctly doesn't necessarily mean you're understanding

>> No.45916942
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>>45916878
FUCK it's still going

>> No.45916944

>>45916915
nuke is literally the og hoverer and cardtard

>> No.45916951

>>45916930
that's my point, he "felt out" the meaning of the whole sentence despite the actual pieces making no sense to him

>> No.45916952

coulda had an epic 1000+ post thread

>> No.45916958

how have i never seen that nuke clip is it new

>> No.45916966

nah its old

>> No.45916968

yes anacreon just dropped it from discord

>> No.45916969

become the epic 1000+ post thread you want

>> No.45916970

hes just like me fr

>> No.45916972

>>45916951
except he didn't feel out shit if you asked him what was being said he'd have no idea

>> No.45916985

>>45916972
he literally says "mind your manners in this place" in that clip

>> No.45916990

>>45916972
>>45916985

>>45908715

>> No.45916999

whys he read kaze like haze but with like the jewish h

>> No.45917000

>>45916985
case in point

>> No.45917009

>>45916938
true sometimes I read a whole paragraph and dont know what the fuck they're trying to say

>> No.45917010

>>45916968
>>45916958
https://twitter.com/anacreonDjt/status/1648922623974465536

>> No.45917015

bro just linked his own twatter

>> No.45917024

:skull:

>> No.45917027

にっがす

>> No.45917030
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>> No.45917036

Why did everyone like Sailor Mercury?

>> No.45917043

>>45916032
chinese

>> No.45917045

i like the witch from mercury

>> No.45917046

for me it was mars

>> No.45917051

for me it's sailor mars

>> No.45917058

>>45917051
>>45917046
Why her?

>> No.45917059

for anacreon its uranus

>> No.45917060

gonna be honest id settle for most witches

>> No.45917077

>>45917058
dunno it was 一目惚れ

>> No.45917078

>>45917059
i never watched that show, i can't relate to anime with a female protag

>> No.45917081

>>45916291
no its not lol. nekopara is literally plug and play

>> No.45917085

>>45917058
she made me feel funny as a young boy

>> No.45917091

>>45917078
why did you drop the trip my guy

>> No.45917094

>i can't relate to anime with a female protag
cringe

>> No.45917103

im trans btw

>> No.45917111

>>45917091
its the law around here

>> No.45917113

mars had the best doujins

>> No.45917115

>>45916878
please tell me what happened after

>> No.45917116

i noticed

>> No.45917120

>>45917078
lil bro thats not what he meant....

>> No.45917122
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also there sisters...

>> No.45917133

whats wrong with that

>> No.45917137

>>45917091
呼び捨て

>> No.45917141

the tripfags are too scared to post

>> No.45917145

thats not yobisute

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>>45916734

>> No.45917152

>>45917115
idk i think the full recording is on youtube somewhere , i just skipped to a random part and clipped it

>> No.45917158

>>45917141
scared of being filtered

>> No.45917161

>>45917148
beyond native

>> No.45917175

>>45916734
It's dialectical and known as 鼻濁音. It's not necessary to speaking, though you'll sound more like the people you hear on TV if you do.

>> No.45917182

>>45917141
i forgot all my trips tbqh

>> No.45917184

the nhk bitch accent dictionary tells you what words to nga in

>> No.45917187

witnessing a resident n5 and a basetard n5 havin an epic nihongo battle over on brit

>> No.45917195

Imagine if that cuck faggot meiji never moved the court to Edo
Vgh we'd be all speaking the glorious 関西弁 now

>> No.45917198

still remember icedupblades but forgot the digits must have made a real impression on me

>> No.45917207

>>45916878
woah its just like during my middle school french class when it was my turn to read in front of the whole class.

>> No.45917216

>>45917195
matt says that all the most interesting people live in kansai so you can move there anyway to learn

>> No.45917217

>>45917207
ngmi

or rather, you lack that je ne sais quoi

>> No.45917218

I like how infamous nuke is. My friend who doesn't visit djt was making fun of this guy he knew from 10 years ago and then I realized he was talking about nuke

>> No.45917230

yeah i cant remember this shit itll prolly b wrong

>> No.45917231

I've given up on Vtubers. They are all married. I can't fantasize and delude myself with this information. I'll learn Japanese instead and go find a real breathing Japanese gf in Japan.

>> No.45917232

>>45917218
10 years ago nuke had been learning for 10 years already... he's the alfalfa and the omegalul

>> No.45917234

>>45917195
せやな~

>> No.45917242

that looks familiar i think i got it lmao

>> No.45917244

who /1sx/ here?

>> No.45917248

>>45916878
I was there for this. The funny part was how nobody could correct him, not one person. You literally only have that one guy in there who's like, "Yes, the accent," but then he just stfus the rest of the time.
No one quizzed him on what the dialogue actually meant either, probably because nobody knows Japanese.

>> No.45917250
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>>45917230
logic? (5 minutes puzzle time)

>> No.45917253

damn wtf the oj jamal trip lets gooo

>> No.45917262
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>almost no kanji

>> No.45917264

>>45917250
i dont know those canji

>> No.45917273

>>45917231
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pdqONSAhvJU

>> No.45917274

>>45917250
bro i aint doing no puzzle shit on command like its some party trick

>> No.45917280

>>45917248
He laughed and said "nemuru..." immediately after nuke misread it. Trying to quiz nuke would be more work than a rice field

>> No.45917283

>>45917274
why? your 142 iq should act naturally on it

>> No.45917286

>>45917231
sorry anon it was me

>> No.45917291

>>45916985
That's because he has the English book side-by-side. That's why he says, "Apparently this means..."

>> No.45917293

im only 119

>> No.45917306

>>45917253
yoooo wtf it actually is, didn't that shit get leaked?

>> No.45917310

>>45917242
>>45917274
https://streamable.com/nw9lo1

>> No.45917316

>>45917306
nah that was the 08 one or whatever it was

>> No.45917317
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how long is this slop? is there a full playthrough somewhere? i can't find one on youtube

>> No.45917321

>tripcode
djt is healing

>> No.45917325

>>45917280
That just means he knew he was wrong, but didn't know the actual word himself. I'm telling you, I was waiting for someone to pounce on the guy and no one did.

>> No.45917327

>>45916374
most of us aren't ciaran dude

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>>45917291
lmfao no way... so he didn't even read harry potter in japanese he just hovered words randomly and read it in english on the side kek

>> No.45917333

>>45917317
it's like 2 hours if you just let it autoplay

>> No.45917339

>>45917317
ur already on the last chapter

>> No.45917346

>>45917262
blud doesn't know what almost means :skull:

>> No.45917348

lol bro ur vid? ahaha

>> No.45917349

>>45917262
thats the easiest word

>> No.45917354

>>45917274
>>45917283
time's up. that's too bad considering you get less than half that time on a test. but how long does it take for you to work it out? can you work it out at all?

>> No.45917355

>>45917333
>just whitenoise it bro!
>>45917339
yeah but how long is it? if it's more than 1 hour left then i'll finish it next year

>> No.45917356

>>45917348
the end of an era

>> No.45917359

>>45917280
actually mumbled nemureru cuz he was correcting the okurigana while making the same epic fail

>> No.45917360

cant remember my futacum trip sadly

>> No.45917361

>>45917293
if i'm allowed to cope for a second, i took that quiz lying in bed at 1am then fell asleep

>> No.45917379

>>45917355
>just whitenoise it bro!
retard I was answering your length question in the most general sense

>> No.45917384

>>45917359
>>45917325
ur bait is decent but i'm not a fish

>> No.45917389
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>> No.45917395

you can hear nemureru clearly

>> No.45917404

>>45917242
i missed you so much bro... :')

>> No.45917406
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>>45917346
cope

>> No.45917417

n5

>> No.45917419

>>45917384
I'm not baiting. The mouth breather murmurs nemuru almost inaudibly. You can tell he himself doesn't know what word it is. There's also like 50 people there and no one says anything

>> No.45917420

i think we may have to revise jamal's iq estimate to 139 or less. the 142 from his childhood doesn't seem accurate any more

>> No.45917427

im sayin he mumbled nemureru

>> No.45917431

>>45917419
go to bed, nuke

>> No.45917433

>>45917419
you're autistic

>> No.45917434
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please be over soon please be over soon

>> No.45917436

>>45917419
he's just imitating nuke lol

>> No.45917437

>>45917262
>>45917406
what's your point?

>> No.45917441

hes not imitating because he didnt say the same thing he tried to correct him

>> No.45917446

>>45917427
wrong

>> No.45917453

Didn't read the last 100 or so posts. Still bizarre no matter how much time passes it's the same 5 people talking shit.

>> No.45917454

i aint wrong its clear as day

>> No.45917463

>>45917431
>>45917433
lmao you autists are still mad you couldn't correct him
>>45917436
He is, but I doubt he knows the actual word. Again, no one said anything apart from that guy. Everyone just sat there in silence and moved on. Nuke did most of the talking.

>> No.45917468

>>45917454
slow down the audio if you're serious

>> No.45917470

as for me, I only look at the images

>> No.45917474

>>45917463
i can't correct him even now but i know for a fact a room of 50 people easily could have

>> No.45917476

・歯を磨いてから寝なさい!
・歯を磨いたあとで寝なさい!

is using tekara here correct?

>> No.45917478

you dont have to slow down the audio to hear its 4 fuckin syllables :skull:

>> No.45917483

i wanna move to japan and live in a cabin in the woods and then die in a mudslide

>> No.45917487

>>45917406
stfu nobody cares about your child diddler game kys uh uh what does shiwa mean uh stfu faggot

>> No.45917489

crazy how no one has been able to figure out the answer to the puzzle, i really thought jamal or austrian guy would've been able to see it by now. looks like if you give someone a problem sufficiently above their iq level they can't do it even with unlimited time

>> No.45917491

>>45917437
it's full of hard kanji

>b-b-but only 600!
yeah, out of 1200, 600 of which are slang

>> No.45917496

>>45917474
You'd think that, but there wasn't even so much as a chat message telling him how retarded he was.

>> No.45917497

>>45917463
this was after nuke had been talking about reddit for an hour already, the only people left were either trying to make a clip of him misreading something or trick him into saying the n word

>> No.45917503

iq guy no one likes you

>> No.45917508

>>45917487
mad cuz bad xddd

>> No.45917510

>>45917496
but i'm not denying that no one corrected him. the question is if anyone could and the answer is 100% yes.

>> No.45917514

>>45917489
what puzzle? i dont open links or images posted here

>> No.45917513

a nemuru

>> No.45917519

>>45917514
>>45917250

>> No.45917526

this is really stressful

>> No.45917531
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>> No.45917532

>>45917491
are you complaining about having to learn new words? both of these words are super common

>> No.45917539

>>45917532
no, i'm complaining about this shit being recommended to beginners as the first vn. raising wolf daughter is probably better

>> No.45917550

>>45917497
Well, I guess they got what they wanted then. Sometimes I wish Nuke would've read out loud for his Let's Read series, but that would require him to not be an eternal whitenoiser.
>>45917510
Fair enough.

>> No.45917553

if youre gonna complain about hanahira complain that its trash not that its hard

>> No.45917556

>>45917539
wolf girl is probably fine to start with if you have already read 10 or so volumes of manga

>> No.45917560

ditch hanahira and go for leyline

>> No.45917563

>>45917531
finna go on a business trip

>> No.45917564

the only thing easier to read than hanahira is tae kim

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>>45917539
remember where u r right now lil bro

>> No.45917573

starting with easy media is ngmi tier

>> No.45917581

>>45917571
the only thing you have to remember is where you are on the bell curve

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12 year old white kids are smarter than 30 year old black people lol

>> No.45917592

>>45917571
these images are chronologically backwards really makes you think

>> No.45917593

>>45917581
the top of course, since im the best

>> No.45917596

>>45917581
>>45778510

>> No.45917597

i am the cup

>> No.45917601

>>45917571
i don't know who this dude is and i don't care

>> No.45917608

god i wish i was the cup

>> No.45917613

>>45917587
IQ goes up with age?

So jamal is actually 160 now?

>> No.45917615

>>45917596
-15 for online tests of course

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>> No.45917625

>>45917587
that image implies that iq changes with age

>> No.45917629

i havent been professionally tested as an adult so its possible

>> No.45917631

>>45917571
i know who this dude is and i care

>> No.45917632

>>45917615
still 20 higher than u

>> No.45917639

>>45917613
>>45917625
dumbasses lol

>> No.45917646

mntr

>> No.45917649

>doesn't trust the doctors but trusts mensa
lol

>> No.45917651

>>45917625
no it doesn't
it is your intelligence ranking among people your age and it is stable

>> No.45917656

>>45917639
dont lol at me or ill put u on my list

>> No.45917658

45917629
wait are you the faggot these guys claim has claimed to have an iq of 150? and you're relying on a test you took as a kid even though childhood results have a higher variance so you're probably full of shit and your iq is probably way lower than that? lol wow.

>> No.45917667

no jamal isnt iq guy keep up lil bro

>> No.45917673

oh btw i did not take the n1 if that one guy was still wondering

>> No.45917682

>>45917629
most of the cases in which someone who tested gifted as a child (scores before 16 are unstable) had their iq change by adulthood involves a decrease

>> No.45917685

>>45917615
actually the iq test autists said that the one that i took underestimates iq by 5 points

>> No.45917690

>>45917658
that's not what variance means (get it?)

>> No.45917691

>>45917651
right and they can just compare what 12 and 14 year olds get on an adult test to adults that get the same score

>> No.45917702

https://streamable.com/f58ce3

>> No.45917703

>>45917685
its inflated bro a bunch of people here got over 130 on it

>> No.45917708

>>45917250
I love these puzzles. They are like cryptid personality tests. Basically any answer is correct and you can choose the one that represents you the most.

>> No.45917710

does japan have thunderstorms? this might seem like a weird question, but i once traveled to america and it started hailing, and the hail stones were almost as big as tennis balls, which blew my mind and i realized that weather isnt the same globally. so maybe japan doesnt have thunderstorms like we do in my country

>> No.45917724

>>45917685
the biggest redflag with that tripfags pic besides the trip is his scores are all similarly low except for general knowledge

>> No.45917727

>>45917710
sir this is the daily japanese thread. we discuss language here only

>> No.45917740

do you guys think it rains in japan

>> No.45917741

>>45917710
did you know that japan has four seasons?

>> No.45917743

>>45917702
ashamed that i lold

>> No.45917748

>>45917740
it rained when i was there

>> No.45917751

I wonder if Japanese people think the colour pink is boring because all their trees are cherry blossoms.

>> No.45917752

>>45917708
it depends on if that's part of an actual IQ test or not. idk how it works exactly but they can use factor analysis to determine which items predict better performance on other kinds of tests. so if they've determined there's a real, specific answer to that specific puzzle, and people who are more likely to get that puzzle correct also get other puzzles correct, then they can determine that it's a good test item. again idk but i think it works something like that.

>> No.45917756

>>45917748
but what was it like? did the rain go sideways?

>> No.45917760

does anyone know if japan has a sun like the one in america?

>> No.45917763

stopped raining when i left

>> No.45917766

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1V8YRJnr4Q

>> No.45917770

no the japanese sun is square and has a line in the middle, it's not the same one as in america

>> No.45917774

>>45917355
dunno
how many CGs you got left?

>> No.45917776

>>45917741
i don't get how that's a thing in japan. have they not heard of europe or the US, where civilized white people also experience those very common things. i just don't get it. don't they see white people playing in the autumn leaves and then making snowmen in movies and tv shows?

>> No.45917777

>>45917682
i dont doubt it
>>45917658
im not as up my own ass about my iq as some of these djters are about iq in general but i never claimed 150 so either that number is wrong or its someone else
anyway the whole iq thing was mostly a gag inspired by the kokorotyan thing from milky holmes
it was funny to see how much it took off here and i guess remained a thing

>> No.45917781

>>45917770
Wild... the world is such an amazing place to explore

>> No.45917786

sasuga puppetmaster of djt

>> No.45917787

>>45917250
a

>> No.45917791

>>45917776
china even has four seasons too

>> No.45917797

>>45917777
oh fuk first he got trip now he got quads

>> No.45917798

>>45917777
i might have confused you for someone else also iq is a popular concept you didn't make anything take off faggot

>> No.45917807

what did i do this time

>> No.45917809

I was walking past a hospital when a man asked me what was that bright light in the sky and if someone turned the switch on. I thought he had dementia and so I did what any reasonable person would do and told him I didn't know anything about it and that it wasn't there last night.

>> No.45917813

i dont have an iq

>> No.45917817

千四百二十 iq

>> No.45917823

>>45917777
>kokorotyan thing from milky holmes
qrd?

>> No.45917828

gonna be honest next person who says iq is gonna get slapped

>> No.45917829

>>45917752
Yeah like if you like the colour blue and pick that as your favourite you become a more calm and warmer person.

>> No.45917830

milky homos was diarrhea

>> No.45917832

>>45917777
>im not as up my own ass about my iq as some of these djters are
>>45556573

>> No.45917835

>>45917797
patterns just come to me without trying
>>45917823
just watch the anime the first 2 seasons r some of the best 2010s anime has to offer

>> No.45917838

>>45917809
its always smart to feign ignorance. that way people will never bother you about anything.

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>>45917774
4.... this bitch is reading a fucking cooking manual...

>> No.45917847

>>45917829
if that's empirically validated like i explained how test items+answers plausibly can be, then yea.

>> No.45917849

jamal acts like hes not a lolicon and then praises milky holmes crazy stuff

>> No.45917852
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>>45917823

>> No.45917861
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>> No.45917863

milky holmes was just a funny anime nothing about it gave me a boner

>> No.45917865

>>45917847
It's all axiomic so the truth doesn't matter when it comes to relativity.

>> No.45917868

jamals 万 moment makes a lot more sense if his adult iq is sub 140

>> No.45917870

>>45917835
>just watch the anime
I would but I'm too busy posting here! Thread is going faaaaast

>> No.45917878

instantaneous thread average iq drop

>> No.45917879

doesnt look funny to me looks like ass

>> No.45917885

>>45916691
he mean stds
i think all hookers have stds

>> No.45917894

>>45917879
*takes dark flame master pose* well thats bc ur monitor isnt on heh

>> No.45917895
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holy fuck
the j is back and trippin
djt just got a lot more epic

>> No.45917902

Why couldn't I be normal and have a drug addiction. Having an itch to learn Japanese (It's impossible) Is such a weird trait.

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>>45917879
you need a high iq to enjoy it

>> No.45917906

>>45916805
>he doesn't know nihonjo phonology
ngmi

>> No.45917911

>jamal
u mean 万guy

>> No.45917915

>>45917852
>>45917905
i want to have seggs with her

>> No.45917921

>>45917885
people always say japan is a safe country tho so clearly that means nothing can happen to you even if you kiss prostitutes or play twister during an earthquake

>> No.45917924

>>45917777
>i dont doubt it
why?

>> No.45917927

Why do japanese people think the moon looks like the sun with legs

>> No.45917928

>>45916878
wow, this post has so many upvotes

>> No.45917930

>>45917905
you can just tell her voice must be awful

>> No.45917941

>>45917924
cuz im fuckin retarded lol

>> No.45917946

>>45917927
you dont see the legs?

>> No.45917955

>>45917928
yah for realz, i thought it was just gonna get 1 "stfu analgayon" but ppl here actually haven't seen it before lmfao

>> No.45917962

I saw the moon at horizon level today. I thought that was impossible. Something deeply incorrect is beginning.

>> No.45917964

>>45917927
>>45917946
just like the sun, japan has a different moon from the west

>> No.45917972

does anyone have pics of the japanese sun and moon

>> No.45917975

>>45917840
bro you picked a crazy long vinnie

>> No.45917981

Does the Japanese moon have big eyes?

>> No.45917989

no only the western sun and moon have the faces and glasses

>> No.45917994

日 月
they look like the twin towers when they still existed

>> No.45917995

>>45917941
it's f. hopefully you can work out why

>> No.45918005

>>45917995
whats f
is that what ppl say now instead of retarded

>> No.45918007

the twin towers are 明

>> No.45918012

Why did Japan model their language after the 9/11 holiday? I thought only america celebrated that.

>> No.45918015

>>45918005
f to pay respect cuz u ded

>> No.45918023

bro im about to blow ur mind. holiday = holy day

>> No.45918024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boq4EJv5YvM

>> No.45918026

満 twin towers are crashing down and people are falling out

>> No.45918025

no one says
>its f
lil bro

>> No.45918031

>>45917994
man fuck frodo, the two towers were iconic

>> No.45918034

>>45917905
>>45917852
djtchads... we lost...

>> No.45918033

Hahahahaha.

>> No.45918035

>>45918023
meat = me eat

>> No.45918037

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OqtIqzScI

>> No.45918040

in the school, the three guys met

>> No.45918042

>> No.45918044

green gay

>> No.45918048

can't hover that

>> No.45918047

sus little guy

>> No.45918056

amongi are pretty cute

>> No.45918057

good bye = God be with thee

>> No.45918059

>>45918042
怪しい

>> No.45918082

im gay = 私はゲイ

>> No.45918095

>>45917777
he mistook you for this guy
>>/jp/thread/45805596#p45812178

>> No.45918101

https://youtu.be/3MG3NvyOHDY

>it's real

>> No.45918102

>>45918082
i know = 私の

>> No.45918106
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>>45918042

>> No.45918114

>>45918095
didnt read all that but guy seems like an extreme nerd so high iq is likely lol

>> No.45918115

guys
月曜日 = moon day
日曜日 = sun day

>> No.45918121

>>45918102
no lil bro its 私も

>> No.45918125

if its real why cant i hover it

>> No.45918126
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>> No.45918127

>>45918115
calp calp clap

>> No.45918128

>>45918121
oh...

>> No.45918135

>>45918101
amogasu kek

>> No.45918137

but what day is 今日日

>> No.45918142

not sure what audiobook to listen to next

>> No.45918145

>>45918115
https://streamable.com/whb5bj

>> No.45918150
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Skill issue

>> No.45918153

>>45918126
lmao name

>> No.45918157

>>45918137
he was expecting hard words so it's not fair

>> No.45918164

>>45918150
this nigga is off the grid

>> No.45918175

>>45918150
says the guy that had to look it up

>> No.45918178

so it's 酒壷

>> No.45918184

Ok I've solved the problem. I'm just going to read in romanji and learn how to talk. FUCK reading Jap.

>> No.45918187

not bad

>> No.45918190

>>45918150
using a browser extension is not skill, everyone can do it

>> No.45918192

>romanji
lil bro...

>> No.45918204

>>45918190
apparently not

>> No.45918205

its actually romaanji

>> No.45918209

>>45918190
>everyone can do it
Except for that one guy, apparently

>> No.45918211

yeah romanji because it refers to the roman (latin) alphabet

>> No.45918232

don't try what you can't hope to do

>> No.45918242

u can do anything u set ur mind to

>> No.45918252

i set it on medium

>> No.45918254

>>45918184
ok but think about how impressed your mom will be when you show her you can read all these evil scribbles in your little sister romance manga

>> No.45918265

if not a single one of all those dictionaries even lists the character, guess what? you don't need to know it.

you're better off occupying yourself with some grammar like what's the difference between
行こうとおもう
行くとおもう

>> No.45918270

LOL >>>/v/665085038

>> No.45918272

>>45918190
>this kills the coping /djt/ piggu

>> No.45918286

wish the oldfags were here to see the fall of the tripfag enterprise

>> No.45918287
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>> No.45918290

It's been like 4four years and I don't even know all the hiragana.

>> No.45918292
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ローマ字ブロス…

>> No.45918299

>>45918270
yep, they pre-censor games now and it also affects the japanese versions
worst outcome, but it has been this way for a couple years already

>> No.45918305

>>45918287
what cup size is that

>> No.45918318
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45918318

make sure to stretch regularly (at least once an hour) when studying japanese at your computer for long periods

>> No.45918320

>>45918292
it's actually ロマン字

>> No.45918325

roman ftw

>> No.45918334

>>45918270
i only want to play 10+ yr old games anyway

>> No.45918338

>>45918292
why can't she just use it though? i'm confused

>> No.45918344

>>45918318
This body type is why I'm learning Japanese.

>> No.45918347

italians are the original overlords

>> No.45918352

>>45918287
based
>>45918318
cringe

>> No.45918353

>>45918270
none of their foreign customers burn down buildings over a game but japanese people do that all the time so not sure how this strategy will work out

>> No.45918354 [DELETED] 

>>45918318
you need to maxx it
https://youtu.be/YOAsQ8JgZRs?t=226

>> No.45918365
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>>45918352
nothing cringe about stretching
just set a timer for 1 hour and reset it when it ends

>> No.45918369

who the fuck is Roman

>> No.45918375

>>45918292
>ブロス
fail

>> No.45918377

>>45918365
why do they draw the armpit so sexual

>> No.45918381
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>> No.45918390

>>45918369
roman these nuts

>> No.45918393

>>45918287
cringe
>>45918318
based

>> No.45918396

Does Japan have a service where I can buy a cute girl tutor for language learning and also sex her.

>> No.45918404

>>45918352
Based
>>45918393
Cringe

>> No.45918409
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45918409

kansaiben is cancelled

>> No.45918419

>>45918396
you can talk the regular whores it's good practice

>> No.45918421

>>45918381
https://youtu.be/w5wbe0-WuUE?t=247

>> No.45918450

>>45918409
It's tongue in cheek.
Your tongue in my cheek

>> No.45918482

>>45918409
god i wish the game actually had a bunch of female chikan

>> No.45918494

sloppy kisses with your fellow /djt/ers...

>> No.45918502

only the female ones

>> No.45918511

Why am I even posting in this thread. I have no intention of putting in the effort to learn a whole nother language.

>> No.45918514

word of the day: 逆痴漢

>> No.45918518

>>45918482
hen

>> No.45918523

>>45918511
dont worry you fit right in

>> No.45918531

if its effort for u then u were fucked 最初から anyway so good choice

>> No.45918535

>>45918511
you fit right in here then

>> No.45918540

>>45918511
new years bros.... is it truly owari da?
did it even hajime?

>> No.45918552

>>45915967
how did you do friend

>> No.45918566

hope he ghosted them, recruiters deserve it

>> No.45918569

you could just post without manufacturing a prompt bro

>> No.45918573

>>45918531
you don't believe that

>> No.45918579

dno if he believes it but i do

>> No.45918585

is migaku worth?

>> No.45918591

>>45918270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0KAZ_TFK7I

>> No.45918595

>is paying esls for anki tools worth

>> No.45918601

>>45918334
this

>> No.45918603
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45918603

how do i find a qt japanese bf with my n4 knowledge?

>> No.45918662

crazy how 邪魔ru has the gall to のこのこと post in the thread again after going into hiding due to the 万 incident

>> No.45918664

>>45918409
even if a game is derogatory towards women, so what? women dont have to buy it.
i mean, i didnt buy the hannah montana video game for the playstation 3

>> No.45918670

damn the touhou ロリ巨根 guy got banned off twitter and his pixiv stuff removed

>> No.45918679

>>45918662
we need to let go of the past more at djt

>> No.45918687

>>45918670
if you want to do porn, you need to start with posing 3d models (you can find them on smutba.se)
Then you can learn animation and other things. I recommend you to watch Anime Nyan on yt. He has 3D porn tutorials for complete beginners.

>> No.45918686

>>45918603
okabe is definitely gay for impregnating him, i dont care about your copes keep them to urself

>> No.45918688
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>> No.45918689

>>45918662
allow him to cope for a second

>> No.45918700

you keep reposting that i have no idea what's the problem with it

>> No.45918704

>>45918688
>>45918662
ur obsessed and starved for attention irl, call ur mom

>> No.45918705
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>> No.45918707

remember that post that was a good one

>> No.45918717

>>45918704
top one is me i was replying to 79

>> No.45918730

Any Yandere Anime since Mirrai Nikki?

>> No.45918731

>>45918705
thought about checkin this out but doin the sakura really dropped

>> No.45918737

i thought about jamal every day until he came back
no need to thank me

>> No.45918738

>>45918717
I know

>> No.45918753

I forgot my /DJT/ Personality. Do any of you remember it. We made it together.

>> No.45918761

>>45918688
this post makes my heart flutter because it shows that jamal actually did like qm and recognized his skill

>> No.45918763

ye it was the gay dekinai fag

>> No.45918771

>>45918761
majinai ka?? (tl "are you serious??")

>> No.45918772

I think it was tamago or tomoko or tanaka one of those.

>> No.45918775

dont post your tripfag ships

>> No.45918779

what do we think about yandere characters

>> No.45918781

>>45918779
dont particularly care about them

>> No.45918784

>>45918730
hyakkano

>> No.45918788

yannies are nice

>> No.45918794

>>45918737
why tho

>> No.45918797

mirai nikki is the worst anime i've ever seen

>> No.45918798

I've recently realized I'm kind of yandere myself

>> No.45918800

>>45918784
fine ill watch your anime

>> No.45918801

>>45918731
it's used as a joke in case that helps

>> No.45918805

I like Yandere because it emphasises the idea that not only does someone like you but that they would fight for you.

>> No.45918809

>>45918771
>majinai ka?? (tl "are you serious??")
hmm...

>> No.45918813

fight for ideals not people

>> No.45918822

>>45918797
you havent seen a lot of anime then

>> No.45918826

>>45918794
you're like a dad to me (my parents divorced early). gomen if that's weird

>> No.45918831

i have and most is just bad but this one is insultingly bad

>> No.45918833

A person is a representation of numerous ideals.

>> No.45918836

>>45918826
moelard....

>> No.45918839

isekai cheat magician is the worst anime ive seen

>> No.45918845

for me, its boruto next generations

>> No.45918857

ideals are low iq shit only people matter

>> No.45918858

We are watching Solo Levelling. It doesn't devolve into complete Haremshit.(Though it does stray into that territory)

>> No.45918861

>>45918857
nice ideal you got there

>> No.45918864

None of these are as bad as copypasted seasonal narouslop

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>

>> No.45918866

never watching that gookslop
koreans are even more soulless and uncreative than japs

>> No.45918868

thats not an ideal

>> No.45918879

>>45918826
uhh well if i made ur days better thats cool

>> No.45918881

unko is the embodiment of poop

>> No.45918885

>>45918826
lol

>> No.45918886

Wtf >>>/v/665072670

>> No.45918887

>>45918866
+1 upboat

>> No.45918896

you can't turn out like that just by seeing your mom's pubes once there has to be some other kind of abuse there

>> No.45918902

>>45918866
Koreans have made so many like. Reality except you can grind levels stories and I love them. I think another one I used to read is called Dice.

>> No.45918906
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yoshi

>> No.45918908
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why are you learning japanese?
>>45918896
i dont remember it if there was

>> No.45918915

so there was

>> No.45918928

these threads have been getting worse lately.

>> No.45918935

because the old crew has been slowly returning one by one

>> No.45918939

we're just getting back on track

>> No.45918961

the thing that bothers me the most is the guy who keeps posting /v/ links

>> No.45918964

I'm off to bed. Don't stay up too late.

>> No.45918965

dno im hopeful that jamal will save us

>> No.45918970

くらい vs ぐらい what's the diff ??

>> No.45918976

only god can save us

>> No.45918980

the pronunciation

>> No.45918981

>>45918826
bro you arent me wtf
but same

>> No.45918996

im not here to save you
i guess to cut to the chase im here to say that its time for u guys to save urselves
u aint been making me proud lately and frankly ur stagnation is very disappointing

>> No.45918998

>>45918961
honestly i think it might be gambs
he punches down all the time because thats all he has

>> No.45918999

jamal please bring back interthread 30 minute recess its been so long

>> No.45919006

LOL >>>/ck/20138747

>> No.45919008

>>45918996
you can't even save yourself

>> No.45919013

>>45918996
fake jamal

>> No.45919015

so just save yourself

>> No.45919021

>>45919008
desu ive moved on from the djt routine and there aint no goin back
just cuz i come back and visit dont mean shits the same

>> No.45919022

996
trying too hard

>> No.45919036

you moved on but did you make it

>> No.45919037

>>45919021
if you're here you haven't moved on

>> No.45919051

>i left 4chan/djt that place sucks now b-but haha yeah i go back to visit every now and again and totally dont lurk every day
Fuck off

>> No.45919056

listen all im saying is you gotta take responsibility and be my dad

>> No.45919060

the real jamal would make a vocaroo

>> No.45919064

>>45919056
then he is being your dad don't you think

>> No.45919065

just read 味 as 妹

>> No.45919070

you dont get to hog jamal hes our dad too

>> No.45919071

is gambs taller than matt

>> No.45919080

tall enough to slay raw puss

>> No.45919086

>>45918292
I'm not seeing how he answered her point. His mistake wasn't due to Roman script.

>> No.45919092

yeah it was

>> No.45919094

>>45918292
???????????????????????????

>> No.45919098

>>45919086
>His mistake wasn't due to Roman script.
It was.

>> No.45919106

老マジ

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>> No.45919117

老魔字

>> No.45919118

>>45919098
No, it wasn't.

>> No.45919121
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Me when I use |ω・´)

>> No.45919133

it clearly was

>> No.45919142

>>45919021
What changed? Congrats btw

>> No.45919149

>>45919133
Uh, no.

>> No.45919150

his dick fell off

>> No.45919160

>>45919133
Explain how

>> No.45919168

mirai nikki is alright.

>> No.45919169

>>45919092
>>45919098
>>45919133
>ITT djt thinks there's no difference between romanji and roumaji, but there is a difference between ローマン字 and ローマ字

>> No.45919174

if it was in katakana he could have moused over it and saw that something was wrong immediately
but it was in romanji so he couldnt

>> No.45919175

i don’t wanna have sex with a man ever again

>> No.45919182

>>45919169
>ローマン字
you mean ロマン字 lil bro

>> No.45919181

personally i call it rome-ji

>> No.45919184
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>> No.45919188

its not ローマン字 its ロマン字 and btw its nakadaka

>> No.45919189

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tzRa65Tjaw
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>> No.45919190
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45919190

Why are bug people like this

>> No.45919192

roman cheese

>> No.45919194

>>45919142
dunno prolly life changes and feeling like there wasnt much left to do with the gimmick and moving on naturally to shitting around on other things

>> No.45919195

>>45919168
based maxkino op incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09r-78dfrvc

>> No.45919198

羅馬字

>> No.45919205

>>45919194
>shitting around on other things
Like what tho

>>45919190
The clock is kino

>> No.45919206

>>45919188
which mora?

>> No.45919207

is knowing names part of knowing japanese

>> No.45919212

>>45919182
>>45919188
oh so you just admitted there's no difference between romanji and roumaji? got it

>> No.45919223

>>45919207
matt says you should mine names into anki and learn their pitch accent because mispronouncing someone's name is highly offensive

>> No.45919226

silk horse characters

>> No.45919230

well japs dont know how their language works so theyd say drop on the ン but it functionally moves to the マ anyway

>> No.45919233

>>45919118
Yes it was
>it's romanji because these are roman jis, amirite?
(Quoting romaji fans btw)
If you write it as ローマ字 you intuitively grasp it's just ローマ + 字 and there's no place for random ン out of nowhere

>> No.45919235

i love pitch accent
i also love huge dick in my asshole

>> No.45919236

jamal wasn't even impressed by kanken guy, dame...

>> No.45919242

coulda had a super epic reply limit thread

>> No.45919241

the guy who failed n1? yeah....

>> No.45919245

TELL ME WHY
AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEATBREAK

>> No.45919246

Consider the following:

ローマの字

>> No.45919249

>>45916878
link this discord

>> No.45919253

ローマは一日にして成らず

>> No.45919255

>>45919245
whats a heatbreak lil bro

>> No.45919257

lil bro writing ou :skull:

>> No.45919259

>>45919249
https://animecards.site/

>> No.45919266

>>45919235
jamal...

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>> No.45919273

https://www.youtube.com/live/dllva5nQwxY?t=8090
can read this

>> No.45919274

>>45919233
But there's no place for the random "n" in the Latin script either. People being retarded has nothing to do with romaji.

>> No.45919277

>>45919190
lmao it do be like that
>>45919205
dunno a mix of offline hobbies and fuckin around online in some gaming circles or w/e
>>45919236
what kanken guy i always liked kanken guys at least the ones that took the big boy one

>> No.45919284

nuke made this track 10x more epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2LDC0sTsEQ

>> No.45919285

unko is seething bout somethin
wats wrong bro?

>> No.45919287

>>45919253
でもすべての道はローマに通ず

>> No.45919288

lol >>>/v/665084215

>>45919277
>>>45919190 (You) #
>lmao it do be like that
>>>45919205 (You) #
>dunno a mix of offline hobbies and fuckin around online in some gaming circles or w/e
>>>45919236 (You) #
>what kanken guy i always liked kanken guys at least the ones that took the big boy one

OK cool thx

>> No.45919297

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tci2t1DsQuo
china is alright

>> No.45919298

triple you from jamal is as big a w as you can get

>> No.45919299

>>45919212
Difference in what sense?
A word does not have an actual meaning outside of the context of its use.
The meaning of any utterance can only be understood through implicit or explicit interpretation.
The question concerns the core of all communication: How do we know the meaning of something?
"The ordinary meaning of a word or a group of words is not their dictionary meaning but the meaning that would be understood by a competent language user upon reading the words in their immediate context." (Ruth Sullivan, Statutory Interpretation, p. 61)
Based on these assumptions, you will understand what I mean by romanji even if it is not technically the correct dictionary form of the word.

>> No.45919304

>>45919298
I never could have done it with my trip on so yeah lol

>> No.45919306

pathetic

>> No.45919308

guys its romanji
this is the intermediate thread you shouldnt even be here if you dont know that

>> No.45919311

>>45919285
big j is back and stole the limelight

>> No.45919315

>>45919259
i already waste enough time here to know that joining something like that is a very bad idea for my time management
maybe in a year or two

>> No.45919316

>>45919212
the difference is that one has a u and the other has an n
fucking gottem

>> No.45919318

>>45919299
>i've resorted to chatgpt-level nonsense to win the argument
concession accepted

>> No.45919319

>>45919245
i never wanna hear u say
わ・た・し・は・ゲ・イ

>> No.45919320

oh oops i just outed myself as v guy... oh well,

>> No.45919323

big j is back and he stole the fleshlight

>> No.45919324

damn that actually lines up well

>> No.45919332

>>45919318
anyway the point is that we're just joking around when we say romanji. theres no argument to be made

>> No.45919333

starting to think unko is every guy he might even be jamal

>> No.45919337

>>45919315
Join TMW instead, they have lots of stuff to keep you accountable with your time and inventiveize immersion

>> No.45919338

im kind of a musical dude heh

also lil bunk is cool when hes not posting those nasty fat bitches lol if thats him anyway

>> No.45919349

>>45919333
i'm not bunko...

>> No.45919356

>>45919274
>People being retarded has nothing to do with romaji.
When this particular case of retardation is constantly getting independently reinvented by beginners crying about having to learn new alphabets, then it probably does

>> No.45919359

can you imagine the zoom zooming it takes to be trawling /v/ while spamming fat bitches while doing your usual shitposting

>> No.45919364

mirai nikki is at least unique and different, its better than the generic isekai slop

>> No.45919370

virgin roumaji vs chad ROMANji

>> No.45919374

as for me cringekino slop

>> No.45919377

why am i bunko now? this is outrageous

>> No.45919378

boku no roumaji
ore no roMANji

>> No.45919380

>>45919323
it's okay, i just finished, now he gets free lube

>> No.45919385

mlenmao

>> No.45919387

>>45919378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G5P6BaTvQw

>> No.45919393

>>45919378
anata ga バセd

>> No.45919401

crazy how even mlenigger made better posts than unko

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> デメリット

>> No.45919416

tell me about sadpanda, why is it full of the chinese

>> No.45919417

lolcows gotta stick up for each other

>> No.45919420

crazy how he single handedly destroyed djt so hard it took a full year to recover even after he left

>> No.45919424

>>45919387
can you explain why using boku as a gaijin is a dumb idea? it feels wrong to me but i can't say exactly why

>> No.45919430

>>45919410
so why is half of japanese english

>> No.45919431

>>45919337
I just joined that one a few days ago and it seems ok to lurk, i dont really need to keep myself accountable since i go hmslc and remove the wifi thing from my pc during the day to read more vn

>> No.45919436

why am i mlen now, that's even worse. i'm being trolled for sure

>> No.45919437

Prince Shoutoku kickstarted the chinkification of Japanese
According to Touhou Shoutoku is a tranny

Therefore kanji is a tranny alphabet
QED

>> No.45919441

stfu queeran

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>>45919431
>i go hmslc and remove the wifi thing from my pc during the day to read more vn

>> No.45919472

>>45919424
dont look at it as using boku is bad for non japanese guy but rather inappropriately trying to place yourself relative to japanese people in the way u refer to urself
u probably intuitively understand this but dont quite understand since its a japanese thing
ppl get real hung up on the japanese pronoun thing and im not sure why
thus for safety and not causing discomfort its best to be watasi until u naturally have a reason to refer to urself in other ways

>> No.45919477

>>45919447
the only bad habit i need to break is looking at djt while shitting and eating, still a work in progress

>> No.45919488

>>45919472
i aint read all that shit

>> No.45919494

Thoughts on using あたし as a guy?

>> No.45919495

will never say watasi and will never use keigo

>> No.45919496

>>45919424
boku = slave

>> No.45919504

>>45919494
u better be buff big and hairy

>> No.45919505

>>45919472
i read all that, thx

>> No.45919507

i use 俺 with 謙譲語

>> No.45919515

nukemarine mareni reading stream when

>> No.45919520

after jamel's redemption stream

>> No.45919521

>>45919477
Listen to a podcast instead

>> No.45919524

>>45919273
Yeah, sure.
>Confessions of Simon Manus
>Eventually the door will open.
>Once opened, it cannot be closed.
>For mankind's sake, I, Simon, have chosen to relinquish my humanity and follow the path of immortality and truth.
>My body will be destroyed, but I shall be reborn as a god torn asunder.
>In the last moments of my humanity, I leave this record.
>Simon Pistoris Manus

>> No.45919530

>>45919520
Big J gonna finally read Hanahira?

>> No.45919531
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45919531

>>45919504
Like this?

>> No.45919533

>>45919496
that would be 下僕 so i guess ur not wrong..

>> No.45919541

>>45919531
Where did you get this picture of lil j?

>> No.45919545

https://streamable.com/h8u1hw

>> No.45919546

nuke is fluent now

>> No.45919547

gon uses ore that's enough for me

>> No.45919552

>>45919472
but realistically there will never come a situation where boku will naturally be reasonable for a foreigner, right?

>> No.45919553

>>45919531
this is acceptable

>> No.45919563

why is his bathroom so small is he poor

>> No.45919567

geboku more like geiboku

>> No.45919575

>>45919563
It's not small he's just that huge and hairy of a bear

>> No.45919585

>>45919552
if ur doing the tourism thing around japan yeah i think ud be at a distance from basically everyone where using boku is just weird u definitely dont wanna be bokuing around

>> No.45919586

>>45919496
sorry to hear it

>> No.45919595

>>45919575
nah there's only like 3-4 feet between the toilet seat and the wall

>> No.45919598

>>45919424
Boku makes you sound like a cock-addicted faggot
It's okay for the jap men because they're all crave white cock but as a gaikokujin you're supposed to fuck their women, not get fucked in the ass

>> No.45919611

askin if japan will accept you if you use boku
real question is should you accept a nihonjin that uses boku
i say no

>> No.45919612

>>45919598
>jap men because they're all crave white cock
uhhh... ciaran? are you actually into race play? 0

>> No.45919614

unfortunately stuff like this >>45919598 becoming a meme makes it impossible for gaijins to understand how it works in modern times
its kind of like space debris in earths orbit accumulated to such a degree that now ur nihongo rocketship cant safely take off anymore

>> No.45919621

is this real? 辻斬り

>> No.45919622

unless its a bokukko

>> No.45919629

>every great linguist and people that speedran jlpt say to read more in order to get good
>manlet and nigerian scammer say that you need to listen to japanese 24/7 and cut off all your real life english friends
Who was right

>> No.45919630

>>45919621
as real as 神風 and the moon landing

>> No.45919638

hate those

>> No.45919643
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>>45919629
only the ~path~ is right

>> No.45919645

>exhentai doesn't have the option to search for the japanse language
Best alternatives with lolicon?

>> No.45919647

more like steins gay

>> No.45919650

path for making it into the dekinai pit

>> No.45919652

steins gay ftw

>> No.45919660

more like hanabira

>> No.45919662

im;gay

>> No.45919672
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45919672

real path is reading all of these

>> No.45919671

>>45919629
Cure Dolly, she is always right

>> No.45919674
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45919674

>>45919643
Post the real one next time

>> No.45919678

a pussy who filters will never make it

>> No.45919685
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45919685

za riaru paasu

>> No.45919692

>>45919629
y do retards like you always have to take everything in the most literal way possible? yes reading is important, and so is listening. language is a complex skill, you can learn how to drive a car in a few weeks but it takes years to learn a language.

>> No.45919696

>geyline
>trilogy
>medium

>> No.45919703

>>45919685
he's holding her by her tit lol

>> No.45919714

>>45919703
sexy!

>> No.45919715

>>45919703
golden age of games didn't fuck around

>> No.45919720

>>45919696
have you checked the total character count
i thought so

>> No.45919722

yeah they both have advice
you should read eroge all day AND you should cut off all your friends
you should also quit and/or drop out

>> No.45919730

>>45919703
>>45919715
none of that awkward beta mc from modern anime shit hes just got the hand on the titty handling business

>> No.45919742

yeah
i was wrong, i gave bad advice
i fucked you guys.
sorry!

>> No.45919744

>>45919692
>y do retards like you always have to take everything in the most literal way possible?
>he says while taking a post at face value that containts the words manlet and nigerian scammer

>> No.45919748

>>45919720
1227766

>> No.45919756

>>45919744
gotem

>> No.45919757

>>45919742
What does he say in the full context
Never seen it outside that clip

>> No.45919761

>>45919744
true true

>> No.45919767

>>45919744
i was only pretending etc etc

>> No.45919783
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>>45919757
i'll tell you if you can solve this and show your work

>> No.45919793

imagine showing your work for that lmfao

>> No.45919796

>>45919783
5

>> No.45919801

>>45919783
5 / 5 / 5 = 0,2

0,2 * 100 * 100 = 2.000

You need two thousand cats

>> No.45919803

>>45919783
100
its my iq

>> No.45919816

Today I read an untranslated doujinshi with two guys fucking each other and I managed to read it all with relative ease, then I treated myself to orgasm as the bottom guy's asshole was getting filled with semen
I know it's not a huge achievement, but I'm glad to see the whole immersion business is finally starting to pay off

>> No.45919818

>>45919783
100*100/5*5 = 400 cats

>> No.45919819

>>45919783
unsolvable because cats and mice may act in unpredictable ways so you cannot know the answer for sure, although you may make predictions based on statistical data

>> No.45919826

>>45919783
i need a single tight nip pussy

>> No.45919827

>>45919783
5

>> No.45919844

>>45919783
showing work for 5
you give 5 cats 5 minutes, then they catch 5 mice.
now what happens if you let them go twice as long? 5 cats for 10 minutes = twice as many mice or 10 mice
so 5 cats for X minutes = X mice
that easy

>> No.45919847

>>45919819
Thanks chatgpt

>> No.45919862

How common is standard polite Japanese compared to casual Japanese in 2024? I want to preface this by saying I don't think this subject is of dire importance and I'm not anxious about learning the "wrong" Japanese. It's just something I'm curious about. I believe that through exposure to human interaction and native content I can pick up the correct speaking habits even if my class is teaching it "wrong." As long as I'm understanding the grammar and basic vocabulary I'm fine.

Often people complain that textbooks teach unnatural Japanese. This complaint is often made for other languages also. I never took these complaints too seriously, but yesterday I spoke to my college classmate who has relatives in Japan. He said all this polite Japanese is outdated and it's not even used in a business setting that much. This surprised me and got me wondering.

Recently, I came across this video from a Japanese speaker named Naito which says Japanese people rarely say いいえ. According to Naito, Japanese people are more likely to say いえ or いや, or just や, even in formal situations. This makes sense because fully pronouncing いいえ is a bit cumbersome, but it kind of blew my mind because none of the Japanese learning material I've come across has mentioned this fact about such commonly used term. Like many people, I have a horrible habit of buying a lot of books, looking at a lot of websites, and downloading a lot of apps (perhaps wasting more time looking for resources than actually studying...). And in everything I've looked at, nobody ever mentioned that いいえ is rarely used?

In a recent follow up video, Naito complains about being chastised by Japanese people for teaching foreigners the casual form of this word. Apparently Japanese people believe foreigners can't be trusted to know when casual terms are appropriate (there's probably some truth to that) so they don't want to teach the casual form of いいえ at all. Another factor is Japanese people probably lack self awareness of how often they don't use the full いいえ, just as English speakers aren't aware of how often they drop the "t" in "don't."

I brought this up with my professor, and he said the other forms of the word are derived from the base word いいえ so that is what they teach. That makes sense, but I think someone should have a footnote about it's actual real world usage.

So I made this post because I want to hear from people who have more experience than I do, I'm curious about any insights into how polite and casual Japanese are used in real life.

>> No.45919866

>>45919847
not chatgpt bro we learned that in elementary school

>> No.45919868

daka Naito

>> No.45919871

>>45919844
But cats don't immediately go catch another mouse after getting one

>> No.45919873

>>45919803
oh nonono dick sucka bros

>> No.45919876

*tooth gleam*

>> No.45919883

>>45919645
what about language:japanese?

>> No.45919885

>>45919871
they do in these fake math problems

>> No.45919891

>>45919862
u know this kind of person just needs their hand held for everything

>> No.45919892

big j was actually the only one to get it right lol, maybe he wasn't lying about his iq

>> No.45919894

what is fake math

>> No.45919896

youre telling me each cat can eat 20 mice in under 2 hours how fat are those cats

>> No.45919903

>>45919885
This isn't a math problem.

If you want to catch 100 mice you need 100 cats, that's just biology

>> No.45919908

>>45919783
it takes 24 hours for a single programmer to write a particular program
how long does it take for 24000 programmers to write the same program?

>> No.45919911

>>45919816
I'm happy for u. Or sorry that happened

>> No.45919920

yeah we kinda know jamal isnt great with numbers lol

>> No.45919922

>>45919908
14 years and 40 billion dollars

>> No.45919927

>>45919908
0.024 hours

>> No.45919935

>>45919862
as an adult you use です、ます when you leave the house and speak to strangers

you are even more polite with your superiors and customers

plain form with close firends, family, subordinates or direct boss if you get a long very well (might make others mad if they don't enjoy the same connection)

yes, people rarely say いいえ. people also rarely say さよなら. another thing that some textbooks used to teach as a mere goodbye. children say that in school and pretty much no one else, unless the mean 'farewell'

>> No.45919936
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here's a real puzzle

>> No.45919938

>>45919920
Yeah he couldn't even keep track of how many times he came in ur mom

>> No.45919943

Cumming typically happens on very happy occasions

>> No.45919947

>>45919938
youre not my mom

>> No.45919948

read this as 2 separate statements
>as an adult you use です
>ます when you leave the house and speak to strangers

>> No.45919963

didnt realize i raised the collective iq of djt that much

>> No.45919964
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>> No.45919972

>>45919936
as soon as it's in nihongo djt becomes real quiet lol

>> No.45919979

djt = dekinai jsl trash

>> No.45919983

>>45919936
rori

>> No.45919984

cant blame nihonjin their lives revolve around work so they think any american learning nihongo is doing it to work in a japanese office and if they rub anyone the wrong way its going to follow them for years

>> No.45919994

>>45919972
Its the same shit as nobody speaking up to correct nuke in that clip

>> No.45919995

being overly polite is seen as rude just the same
people think you're taking the piss

>> No.45919999

djt is 70 percent bottoms

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>>45919936
my reasoning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRxlierbNZQ#t=15

>> No.45920003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s95Qwmj9f8M

>> No.45920005

>>45919999
that your samefag rate?

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>>45919964
gaizin can never learn nihongo

>> No.45920010

should i watch anime with eng sub and raw manga or anime with jp sub and translated manga.. one for work and one for enjoy..

>> No.45920012

>>45919994
nuke status: REDEEMED!

>> No.45920014

>>45920008
big if true

>> No.45920015

>>45920008
waiting for jamals take on this

>> No.45920018

>>45920015
*batta noises*

>> No.45920020

>>45920008
wait wtffffff? is that why so many vinnies have horrible cicada noises that are so annoying i have to skip that section of the game entirely??¿!¡?!!!

>> No.45920021

>>45920015
based

>> No.45920023

god ol' 日本人論

>> No.45920025

finally installed anki
were all gonna make it

>> No.45920030

>>45920012
only if nuke can even read the question prompt

>> No.45920033

>>45920010
english subs, raw manga, huge gmi energy

>> No.45920035

>>45920015
bugs in the summer is relaxing for me idk its part of the whole vibe of summer

>> No.45920039

>>45919936
muzukashisugiru
wakannai

>> No.45920040

all bugs are dead here
thanks monsanto

>> No.45920043

>>45919984
>if they rub anyone the wrong way its going to follow them for years
save that for the js'

>> No.45920045

>>45917756
yeah you know what else is sideways too there? it will blow your mind

>> No.45920047

>>45920030
>only if nuke can even read
nuke status: MIA

>> No.45920056

>>45920005
this is you >>>/v/665099019

>> No.45920058
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45920058

did u sell ur btc j?

>> No.45920060

how old is nuke
will he make it before death

>> No.45920065

the last time I had sideways gook mank' my penis curve inverted permanently

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>>45920039
>>45920002

>> No.45920080

>>45920045
manko?

>> No.45920089

>>45920078
dame

>> No.45920099

>>45920078
naruhodone

>> No.45920101

if the manko is sideways wheres the clit

>> No.45920103

what does "rizz" mean? zoomers keep using it but i cant intuit the meaning

>> No.45920105

>>45920002
I don't get it :<

>> No.45920108

you don't get enough zoomer input

>> No.45920109

i've got a clit right here *unzips*

>> No.45920112

its just slang for ritz crackers

>> No.45920114

>>45920101
its on the left just trust me shell be impressed when she sees and feels (hehe) u know what ur doing

>> No.45920117

Rizz

Used to describe tangled and/or knotted pubic hair.
"Oh man, this rizz is bugging me like crazy!"

"I was pushing my body to the limit in my little track shorts, and I got a nasty rizz on my balls."

"Yo, grab me the scissors! I need to cut out this rizz, ASAP."

>> No.45920123

>>45920109
you uh wanna blow this place go do somethin fun

>> No.45920127

nuke got zoomer input rather than japanese

>> No.45920134

rizz is normally meant for people who are attractive, that woud be W rizz, if a person doesn't have much rizz or is just bad at it, and they're unattractive, ultimately an L rizz. Someone who does alot of rizz is a rizzler

>> No.45920136

how does someone who lives in japan get more american zoomer input than japanese lmfao

>> No.45920138

Feelz good being able to play PalWorld in its original Japanese

>> No.45920141

>>45920103
swagger

>> No.45920145

>>45920123
she doesnt wanna man didnt you read >>45919175

>> No.45920149

oh i thought that one was mary

>> No.45920164

i got a 万 here *unzips*

>> No.45920169
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>> No.45920173

when he says hes got a 万 but he whips out a 千 :skull:

>> No.45920184

>>45920136
nuke doesnt live in japan

>> No.45920186

>>45920169
x^2-1

>> No.45920188

>>45920169
math can only be done in english

>> No.45920212

>>45920173
lmfao

>> No.45920216

rizz jugs

>> No.45920222

>>45920186
違う

>> No.45920223
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45920223

Moses raised his hand over the Red Sea, and the LORD caused a strong wind to blow from the east. The wind blew all night long. The sea split, and the wind made the ground dry.
Exodus 14:21-29

>> No.45920226

IM PLAYING YAKUZA 6 BECAUSE IT IS FULLY VOICED

>> No.45920229

when your bitch is on the rizz, its time for the kids

>> No.45920230

how can he possibly be that bald

>> No.45920235

>>45920223
imagine the wind just blowing his hair back lmao

>> No.45920239

his forehead reminds me of that streamer

>> No.45920240

>>45920222
2x^3+2x+6 = (x^2-1)(2x) + (4x+6)

>> No.45920242

>>45920223
can't wait until he makes more scam videos on youtube, my bet is he will have a montage of himself on japanese local television at the start then the main content interspersed with footage of him hanging out with various streamers

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45920250

Has anyone here dropped anki? How did it work out for you? Do you regret it?

>> No.45920256

>using anki in the first place
ngmi

>> No.45920258

>>45920256
fuck off wareya

>> No.45920263

this is the toolless thread no anki no yomichan no digital media paper goods only

>> No.45920268

this thread is my paper
toilet paper that is

>> No.45920271

gottem

>> No.45920275

i repeat pennywise's lines from the 1990 adaption of it when pennywise is in the sewer and eats georgie. i say "oh yes, they float. and when you're down here with me you'll float too" i even reenact its head movements but i do it in a more exaggerated manner. i think my mom walked by my room and could hear me but she didn't say anything.

>> No.45920278

>>45920250
i dropped anki, things are much less stressful now which is good. more sustainable

>> No.45920283

>>45920275
kinda epic bro

>> No.45920288

>>45920250
dropped it like 4 years ago. turned out pretty bad. don't regret it though cuz fuck that shit

>> No.45920291

>>45920278
what kind of gay ass cards were you making for anki to be stressful
even when i was mining and adding 30 new per day my sessions never went over 45 mins

>> No.45920293

>>45920223
lmfao

>> No.45920294
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45920294

imagine how many foreign tourists disregard this sign because they dont know japanese.
honestly, i think japan should require a japanese test before giving out rental cars

>> No.45920299

guys this is too stressful

>> No.45920304

>>45920294
the red upside down triangle is universal tho. Their original country is also at blame for handing them a license in this case.

>> No.45920315

lil j real quiet after >>45920173

>> No.45920317

>>45920294
it means you're correct (you can go freely)

>> No.45920319

triangle is a yield sign in freedom countries but the red would still make you think stop for obvious reasons
however im not gonna let a sign tell me what to do

>> No.45920327

>>45920319
_|_

>> No.45920333

>>45920294
wtf, they have signs for jouzu nihongo speakers now?

>> No.45920334

true, you could probably intuit the meaning of the sign, but as a tourist you'd already be distracted by having to concentrate on driving on the left side of the road, so that would make it more difficult to also focus on interpreting road signs

>> No.45920351

hey guys how's it going
gambs here

>> No.45920354

>>45920319
why did you go MIA for such a long time broseph

>> No.45920367

jamal runs stop signs kind of irresponsible if you ask me

>> No.45920369

he was refolding bro get it right

>> No.45920381

家庭円満を犠牲にしてアンキを使って勉強することは止すよ

>> No.45920388

>>45920250
i dropped it a few months ago after 4 years of heavy use
feels like i forgot a lot of words but then again i can pretty much read anything at this point without dictionary lookups

>> No.45920392

>>45920381
*止せよ

>> No.45920395

>>45920388
do a reading stream right now

>> No.45920401

>>45920395
ive got a stream for you *unzips*

>> No.45920410

あーん

>> No.45920417

ive got a dictionary lookup for you *万*

>> No.45920421

>>45920401
do you think this is funny?

>> No.45920429

it's pretty funny

>> No.45920428

no i think its hilarious

>> No.45920438

万個

>> No.45920450

as a tourist places requiring a car aren't worth it

>> No.45920458

i come to djt for serious advice and everyone is just trolling...

>> No.45920463

we do a little trolling

>> No.45920471

im a good guy with all the coolness of a bad guy

>> No.45920472

>>45920450
yeah but it can be cheaper. if you are traveling with a family of five, its cheaper to get everyone into 1 car rather than buying train tickets for 5 people

>> No.45920477

>>45920471
like tkyosam?

>> No.45920478

this might become an epic thread before the old thread dies

>> No.45920479
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45920479

>if you are traveling with a family of five

>> No.45920482

>>45920472
sounds jewish

>> No.45920483

>>45920479
anacreon would

>> No.45920492

real emoji doesnt have the same feel as :skull:

>> No.45920496

>>45920479
dude, i always shit my pants

>> No.45920498

its a lot funnier with a spoiler

>> No.45920499

if i was a mirai nikki character i'd be that guy that dies in the first episode by having a dart thrown at him

>> No.45920501

>>45920479
i like that kanji a lot

>> No.45920502

so is hmslce's name read as homeslice or hamslice?

>> No.45920505

i read it as himzl

>> No.45920507

i like lawyers if hes anything like a good one id get along with him

>> No.45920516

>>45920502
hamslice
His face looks like a ham slice
I think

>> No.45920517
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>> No.45920518

>>45920505
>>45920507
serious answers only pls

>> No.45920524

im serious bro

>> No.45920530

what about my post didnt sound serious

>> No.45920532

>>45920517
this is prolly a crop of a no-no picture... mods!

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>> No.45920536

fapped 4 hours to asmr and came 3 times

>> No.45920539

>>45920535
https://vocaroo.com/13XThO4erTd9

>> No.45920543
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>>45920535
pretty based list ngl

>> No.45920546

hows tibipaia

>> No.45920549
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45920549

stop posting these troll charts youre gonna cripple beginners
heres the real chart

>> No.45920550

>>45920532
>>>/vt/67578986

>> No.45920554

>>45920539
snorted

>> No.45920556

>>45920550
yappari souka

>> No.45920563

>>45920550
https://streamable.com/val4u0

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>> No.45920567

shit, dick in ya mouth

>> No.45920568

>>45920535
lets gooooo

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45920585

tatsu was right all alone

>> No.45920592

id never put lettuce on a dog

>> No.45920595

bro you just posted haram he wont be pleased

>> No.45920596

id eat a dog

>> No.45920599

>>45920597

>> No.45920604

id raw dog

>> No.45920620

>>45920599
are you serious ニッガ

>> No.45920626

sorry bros no epic thread tonight

>> No.45920640

yeah 3 active threads is p cringe yall need to get back to proper thread protocol
make it happen by the time i come back

>> No.45920643

>and with that anon's dad left, never to be seen or heard from again

>> No.45920661

>>45920640
youre not jamal

>> No.45920671

>>45920294
my california driving test deck said that triangular signs represent road hazards i think

>> No.45920694

bros what are we doing for friday night?

>> No.45920700

>>45920694
same thing i've done every friday night for the past ~14 years which is mindlessly browse the web while suicidal thoughts invade my mind every few hours when i'm not distracted by a 4chan post i'm reading or a youtube video i'm passively listening to

>> No.45920702

your mom

>> No.45920704

>>45920008
but your pic is about chinese

>> No.45920706

>>45920702
lmaO

>> No.45920720
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45920720

yoooooooooo wubba lubba dub-dub brochachos
just got down translating this banger クソゲー. gonna translate 奴ら as incels next

>> No.45920724

yah i think imma go out and enjoy the nightlife. see ya later suckers

>> No.45920726

n5 listening test
https://files.catbox.moe/z8ef9l.webm
indicate which mora the pitch drops on the following two utterances, which may or may not be different

>> No.45920730

>>45920550
乳輪

>> No.45920733

yep heading out on my private yacht right now

>> No.45920744

>>45920726
bungakushi
bu[drop]ngakushi

idk but they sound different unless that's just a difference in loudness. i can't tell the difference between pitch and loudness. someone can post examples but it never matters.

>> No.45920749

>>45920700
wtf are you me?

>> No.45920758

>>45920744
wrong on both counts

>> No.45920761

>>45920726
1. ぶんがく\し
2. ぶんが\くし
i'm n5 and i started learning 2 months ago

>> No.45920764

>>45920749
i'm a way bigger loser don't even try it

>> No.45920774

>>45920720
i will never understand the appeal of gachas

>> No.45920776

>>45920758
no my ears aren't wrong i'm definitely hearing what i wrote down. tell your native to stop speaking louder at certain parts.

>> No.45920779

epic 1000 post thread

>> No.45920788

>>45920700
wtf are you me?

>> No.45920792

>>45920761
also incorrect
https://files.catbox.moe/wnaqyj.webm

>> No.45920799

how about quiz speak english so i can make fun of his shitty stress accent! fuck that german loser.

>> No.45920811

>>45920720
kind of mad that pipi became pifi

>> No.45920819

how the fuck do the japanese cook rice? sometimes when i use the rice cooker it foams like crazy wetting the kitchen table, sometimes it foams minimally leading to no mess

rice is literally like magic

>> No.45920824

>>45920792
literally impossible to tell with those

>> No.45920827

>>45920792
looks like some meaningless exercise

>> No.45920831

posting in an epic 1000 reply thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G5OuXB3Rfk

>> No.45920835

>>45920827
ngmi

>> No.45920843

listening to piano cover of stacy's mom

>> No.45920844

toasting in an epic bread

>> No.45920857

>>45920033
Nice, I love you.

>> No.45920868

>>45920720
left is better

>> No.45920870

how does the /jp/ djt do it? our /int/ brothers have difficulties keeping their threads alive, while we consistently reach 1000 posts over here

>> No.45920873

high iq offtopic shitposting

>> No.45920876

>our /int/ brothers

>> No.45920878

the ku is just unvoiced k but there's probably a difference in ga, one being constantly high and the other already beginning to drop

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45920883

i need 2 more of these, and then another 6
tasukete

>> No.45920891

>>45920792
you're an idiot
https://files.catbox.moe/264z9i.mp3

>> No.45920899

>>45920891
how so?

>> No.45920900

>>45920868
agreed. people forget that translation isn't about accuracy

>> No.45920905

how many of those words like korokoro or fuwafuwa do you think you know

>> No.45920907

>>45920883
bangakuryuu no seiga

>> No.45920912

>>45920843
ステイシーのママはセクシーだ

>> No.45920913

>>45920905
めちゃくちゃ

>> No.45920918

>>45920912
your mom named stacy is sexy?

>> No.45920919

>>45920792
both 3

>> No.45920921

>>45920899
what? can't you hear the difference between what i just posted and what you posted? your own test? both samples you showed are devoiced on the く. you can't have the accent there whether graph claims it or not. your graph doesn't match the sample. the two samples i posted differ.

>> No.45920933

>>45920792
doesn't make any sense. if you not only account for pitch accent but also musical pitch, the が in the first example is an Eb, while the が in the second example is D, half a step lower than the first example, indicating ぶんが\くし

>> No.45920935
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45920935

Why learn Japanese when AI is making translations perfect?

>> No.45920937

>>45920933
he posted trash. just let it go

>> No.45920942

>>45920918
nice try wiseguy but that would be ママのステイシーはセクシーだ
learn your grammar

>> No.45920948

>>45920921
i'm not testing on what you posted, so idk how it's related.
>>45920937
cope

>> No.45920949

>>45920942
stacy of mom is sexy?

>> No.45920955

>>45920935
intelligence signalling via doing a hobby, obviously. idiot that's the entire point of learning "skills" like this. no different from chess or woodworking.

>> No.45920957

>>45920935
I will require an N1 certificate for PR application within the next 3 years

>> No.45920968

>>45920957
>PR applicatio
?

>> No.45920975

>>45920935
the problem with AI is that it's just software so there are limits to what it can do. you need to advance robotics as well

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>>45920921
the actual word has the accent on the devoiced く though
https://www.gavo.t.u-tokyo.ac.jp/ojad/phrasing/index

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>>45920955
>>45920975
ok

>> No.45920987
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45920987

:skull:

>> No.45920989

>>45916878
not cool and not a good look bullying nukechan like that

>> No.45920990
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45920990

>>45920968

>> No.45920995

how about i advance my foot up your ass

>> No.45920999

bitchlets think the drop is always where its marked

>> No.45921001

>>45920989
https://vocaroo.com/1dlyVfjDCklK

>> No.45921021

>>45920976
how are you going accent a devoiced mora my nigga? you can't. it's a theoretical at best. record yourself saying ちしき as chishki and put the chiSHki. what are you gonna do? hiss extra loud?

ぶんがくし has the accent on the が if the く is devoiced or on the く if it's not devoiced whatever a graph might tell you

>> No.45921028

>>45920990
>a 29 year old is 3x more valuable than a 35yr old

brutal

>> No.45921035

>>45921001
virus

>> No.45921046

>>45921001
why do these people hate each other so much

>> No.45921048

yea matt and that one guy on kanjieater both says that dictionaries are frequently incorrect about pitch nowadays.

>> No.45921061

> BJT is not designed for measuring Japanese language knowledge nor business knowledge but instead, BJT is designed to measure a person's practical communicative ability to utilize and respond to given information
Why aren't you studying for the
Business Japanese Proficiency Test instead anon?

>> No.45921076

holosisters, our response?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5lgXnmjVi4

>> No.45921079

lil bro deadass just posted a 90 min vocaroo :sob:

>> No.45921084

when are we going to organize a djt takes bjt event

>> No.45921093

i remember she ended her career crazy that they were right all along

>> No.45921105

imagine your wife is a vtuber and you feel her up while shes on stream and she knows that if she makes even the slightest noise or movement she might lose her job

>> No.45921107

>>45921001
>92 minutes
that's a crazy long audio clip, give me a fucking based 10 second summary

>> No.45921112

knew this was gonna be an epic 1000+post thread

>> No.45921113

based

>> No.45921120
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45921120

fuck it

this is gonna be a 1500 thread

>> No.45921123

>>45921028
it's not like a 29 year old needs 23 points while a 35 year old needs 70, so not really.

>> No.45921127

>>45921001
yosh gonna fall asleep listening to this

>> No.45921139

>>45921127
ah, the soothing sounds of a 40yo liberal that just lost his mod position on reddit

>> No.45921143

if every djt were able to combine like gurren lagann wed almost be back to the 2000 reply limit glory days

>> No.45921144

wait so should i listen to 90 minutes of discord drama or do 90 minutes of immersion

>> No.45921145

>>45921120
no, new malicious is already up
no epic 1500er

>> No.45921149

the dark tower fantasy series is better than any fantasy story japan has ever written.

>> No.45921151

there are people who got N1 but only got J4 on the BJT
"Able to achieve minimal degree of communication in Japanese in a limited range of business situations"
:skull:

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45921154

>>45921149

>> No.45921155

japaniggers rly package individual vegetables and fruits which already got natural protection anyway in plastic
due for another nuke

>> No.45921157

>>45921154
why did this make me laugh

>> No.45921160

>>45921154
literally fire punch

>> No.45921164

>>45921149
>dark tower fantasy
no idea what this is but western writers are more chuunibyou than the writers of fsn

>> No.45921167

>>45921154
he's literally me, i will always love the weeb shit even if im the only one left on earth

>> No.45921169

youre just jealous that in japan sliced bread is square

>> No.45921171

>>45921164
it's a deep rich and epic dark fantasy series written by stephen king

>> No.45921174

its called toast otouto

>> No.45921175

toast is toasted sliced bread lil bro

>> No.45921178

if jamal has a million fans, then i am one of them.
if jamal has ten fans, then i am one of them.
if jamal has only one fan then that is me.
if jamal has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth.
if the world is against jamal , then i am against the world.

>> No.45921182

>>45921149
gunslinger is a good book
the rest of the series is irredeemable shit with a cool ending

>> No.45921183

what if the world is against jamal and youre also no longer on this earth

>> No.45921185
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45921185

>>45921178

>> No.45921188

>>45921028
it is brutal but thats how japanese society is.
in japan, if you havent "made it" by age 30, then youre eternally going to be a failure in life.

>> No.45921197

>>45921182
i've never actually read it i lied dude i just read like the first chapter of the first book where a dude is walking through a desert and arrives a tavern and i read an excerpt from a future book where a black woman is in a wheelchair and she's on an elevator i think? and they somehow end up on a beach? and i read these short snippets like literally 20 years ago. i'm a fraud dude.

>> No.45921222

物乞は物言いをつけられぬ

>> No.45921228

>>45921188
yah i just didnt know xmas cake was codified into law kek.
they should have bonus points for being a young woman if they care about their fertility rates

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45921248

>they should have bonus points for being a young woman if they care about their fertility rates

>> No.45921252

new youtube quiz ai just dropped

https://www.platoedu.org/videos/lap1IzHY7Vo/practice

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45921264

>>45921252
ez

>> No.45921271

poor people tend to have more children.
therefore, japan needs more poverty.

>> No.45921273

im poor and have no children

>> No.45921278
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45921278

>>45921252
idk wtf this is about but i got a b

>> No.45921291
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45921291

any solution for this?

>> No.45921301

play newer games

>> No.45921303

RJ01029505
今晩のオカズはこれにするわ

>> No.45921309

>>45921291
no but i'll tell you the secret IT tech support trick: google the error message (in combination with the same of the software)

>> No.45921321

is that leyline that's fucking you...

>> No.45921326

>>45921291
you need to give every tiny bit of information you have when asking tech support questions, retard

>> No.45921344
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45921344

偶然だな

>> No.45921372

>get rich
that wouldn't bring you a fraction of the happiness

>> No.45921377

>>45921344
>his name is Charlie
lol that's what Chuck is short for

>> No.45921379

big if true

>> No.45921420

>>45921291
you trying to play hakkenden bro

>> No.45921434
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45921434

any solution for this?

>> No.45921435
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45921435

>>45921149
uhm, this doesn't look like idris elba
also
>stephen king
i guess it was written before he became mentally ill as evidenced by his twitter?

>> No.45921449

/b/ on place has better lore than a stephen king novel https://files.catbox.moe/at1vm5.png

>> No.45921455
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45921455

bro why did you expose yourself as a djter

>> No.45921457

u guys actually use discord..

>> No.45921464

>>45921455
call him out!

>> No.45921471

nah not gonna expose myself

>> No.45921477
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45921477

does this also happen in japan?

>> No.45921482

>>45921477
does what happen?

>> No.45921498

>>45921435
>Roland's quest is to find the Dark Tower, a fabled building said to be the nexus of all universes.
bros OG used this word in a vocaroo once

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45921502

>>45921477
yes

>> No.45921504

leave green hair alone

>> No.45921512

>>45921504
no, 4chan 4eva

>> No.45921515

>>45921455
beat his ass bro

>> No.45921524

id be sweating if djt found my myspace

>> No.45921534
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45921534

any solution for this?

>> No.45921540

imagine actually writing out nihongoku

>> No.45921546

nihongoku...uchi? nai?

>> No.45921552

nihongokujuu they used the wrong kanji

>> No.45921558

>>45921534
alpharomdie

>> No.45921559

its kokunai u fools

>> No.45921570

nihongokunai

>> No.45921572

goku

>> No.45921580
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45921580

>> No.45921584

im gar for archer

>> No.45921601

>>45921477
yes

>> No.45921605
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45921605

wow im surprised i can read this so easily

>> No.45921647

>>45921455
i needed an answer lol

>> No.45921663

>>45921647
just stay there and dont come back

>> No.45921669

>>45921663
i was here first before there

>> No.45921681

>>45921605
i can't but she's cute

>> No.45921686

>>45921647
stay here and come back if you ever leave

>> No.45921716

>>45921669
i said DONT COME BACK

you have been excommunicated

>> No.45922021

shits fucking dead in here

>> No.45922036

yea just reading about the stand and how it's one of king's most highly praised books

>> No.45922461
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45922461

How the fuck do you translate this? まんま is throwing me through a loop like a retard. Is it >"Here we go, just as you like it!"
>"Here it is, your long awaited meal!"
Something else?

>> No.45923330

DJT sensei, could you help me understand why
>してみると
means
> 1. then; in that case; considering; if that is the case; if so​
して - to do
~みる - To try something out
~ と- ???

>> No.45923421

>>45923330
>~ と- ???
と when appended to the dictionary form of a verb just means if/when.
As for the expression, it's used to form a hypothetical based on doing something or looking at something from a certain perspective. Literally you're saying, "if (one) tries to do (that), then..." or "if (one) considers doing (such a thing), then..."
That's how it's come to mean "if that is the case (that)." Make sense?

>> No.45923435

>>45923421
Ty sensei.

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>>45920543
he lied to me

>> No.45923654

>>45922461
まんま's a cutesy way of saying ご飯. You could think of it as "look! I've got a treat for you"

>> No.45923770

In retrospect, a beer before anki was a mistake. I can't focus at all.

>> No.45923781

>>45923770
be like me and drink so yummy mineral water

>> No.45923907

>>45919645
japanese is the default, you tick everything else under excluded languages in settings

>> No.45923966
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45923966

what do we think about snow :O Japan?

>> No.45923977

its nice
yuki is a much better word than "snow"

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>>45920535
Second from the left on top, I can actually read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.45924010

snow: :/
snow japan: :O

>> No.45924012

>>45915110

next reset
>>45920597 #3752
Previous thread
>>45915110 #3751
>>45905220 #3750
>>45897216 #3749
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>>45870238 #3746
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>>45825431 #3741

>> No.45924028

>>45924009
If you can read it, then it's not good. You need to be actually challenged when reading. Read something for adults and not manchildren.

>> No.45924059

Japan actually deserves this :O
Snow recieved by amt, worldwide
9. Buffalo
8. Rochester
7. Akita
...
3. Toyama
2. Sapporo
1. Aomori

>> No.45924108

Okay I gotta read something else. Anything with lewd, I just want to speed run to the lewd.

>> No.45924178

>>45924108
Sure, here's something very hot and lewd for you to read that also requires slightly above-average reading skills.
>なんぢの身の長は棕櫚の樹に等しく なんぢの乳房は葡萄のふさのごとし
>われ謂ふこの棕櫚の樹にのぼり その枝に執つかんと なんぢの乳房は葡萄のふさのごとく なんぢの鼻の氣息は林檎のごとく匂はん

>> No.45924998

>>45924059
とやま

精確にいうと石川なんですけど

いま地震で壊滅してるのよ

各国のあのん復興基金ありがとう

ロシアは1ルーブルも出しませんでしたけど

>> No.45925079

>>45920535
holy based

>> No.45925883

>>45923654
Thanks!

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>did some vocab for a month
>think I'm ready to start grammar too
>find an anki deck that works with Tae Kim's guide
>"hey that's pretty neat"
>download the deck and start it up
>pic related
>"You don't need to read 何やってたのよ授業中に"!
>"Just read "nani yatteta no yo jugyouchuu ni" instead!"
is this faggot serious
it's not that fucking hard to learn kana and kanji

>> No.45926651

>上昇
>下降

覚えた、ありがとうトワ様

>> No.45926717

>>45924009
>>45924028
matt says that's retarded advice and you should read a ton of stuff you find easy because it ingrains it into your psyche better

>> No.45927194

acquisition is actually about new experiences altering your psyche and becoming a new man
ingraining into your existing psyche is ngmi

>> No.45927384

>農業試験場
acquired ;)

>> No.45929757

crazy fucking dead in here

>> No.45930576

Niggers

>> No.45930665

>racism outside of /b/
shameful

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