/jp/ - Otaku Culture

posting in an epic 1 post thread

i love nazrin

thats nyn

>>45905220
*pinches off a fat fuckin うんち on this thread*

it's already an unko thread

jannie/mod deleted my thread, so i concede. you win, this is the real thread

i didnt like your thread but i respect your honorable attitude

>>45905584
you had the wrong thread number

i bet a janny would be a thread number autist too

>jannie/mod deleted my thread, so i concede. you win, this is the real thread

>>45905710
literally me

some bitch called me up for a job interview but i ghosted her

>>45905749
a person i highly respect once told me that you shouldnt apply for a position if you have no intention of attending the interview because youre just wasting everyone's time including your own. (you didnt attend the interview but you spent time researching the company and filling out the application)

>>45905845
yeah except fuck hr and fuck recruiters and they deserve to eat shit
apply to as many jobs as possible

i hate hr as much as the next guy but theyre only calling you because you applied for a job there lol
so you getting angry is a consequence of your own actions

>>45905845
i didn't research shit took me like 3 minutes and those were worth the dopamine boost from getting the positive response :)

dopamine from a job application response :skull:

>>45905749
>>45905890
its much more fun to reschedule the interview a couple of times to waste their time even more

it's like getting a (you) on djt except from a normal member of society

>>45905928
might as well actually do the interview and then say nah at the end i was only trolling
as a white person you should definitely make recruiters beg you to work for them now that their diversity hires are fucking everything up

were nothing alike

you ever just think to yourself

・・

dame

>>45905940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsNw36CUck4

if you really want to fuck with them, you should schedule an interview, and then not show up, but call them and tell them you'll be late because you're stuck in traffic. and then just ghost them after that.

>>45905948
this is like rammstein if it was rap very cool

at that point you should see if you can reschedule and do it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg
absolute banger

tell me whyyeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpkCWs2zSNY
we doin bangers now??

banger alert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrSoAEO4GZI

>>45905922
you sure it's not just stress hormones cuz you realize you're about to be enslaved (even further)

more of an s than an m

yeah thats why youre stressed, youre an s so you dont want to be enslaved

every day is a battle against being a slave
if you lose focus you may become the next netflix live action adaptation of a popular anime chugger

how do you say power bottom en nihongo

パワー受け

for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLTG4FTNBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIMeDk6fnJE

dame

netorase

>>45906047
baaaaaased

>>45906049
if i was her i'd never leave his side ever (for safety reasons) but at some point in the manga that dumb bitch gets separated from him and hangs out to train with other girls or something. it really makes no sense because as long as she stays with him nothing can happen to her ever

maybe she just doesn't love him

>>45906089
das gay

we like independent women here

i like independent but codependent women

hate women

remember this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIQ6UV2onyI

actually women hate you

turn on ur monitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sj6FxGlA-0

dont understand women issues and what makes incels so resentful personally

t. woman

but im a hairy dude with a peepee and balls

same reason women hate men you meet one lying whore and everything changes

>>45906152
isn't it crazy how eops think hentai means anime porn

isnt it crazy how nips think anal means anus

or how they thing ecchi is something different

>>45906177
dunno ive had relationships fail and im not sour over women in general

yeah but a lot of people snap

isnt it crazy how matt thinks hes good at japanese? its sad really, japanese people are too polite to point out how bad he is

me? i've never had a relationship fail

some people snap prematurely as a defense mechanism

>>45906200
yeah was pretty funny how he said that in front of the japanese guy and he just stood there expressionless
dude was holding back hard
>>45906202
is this the power of tulpamancy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLTG4FTNBQ
have you ever tried studying japanese while smoking weed

it's was as cringe as 1ban tuyoi gaijin matt never learns

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/az2nn0m_460svvp9.webm

japanese AND weed? duuuuuuude lmaooo *rips bong*

lost my appetite with bare fingers on the prolapsed meinya

>>45906223
that's a variation of a german pastry

yeah but if you live in california its easier to travel to japan than to germany. japan is basically a neighboring country of the usa

so glad i don't live in california

the fuck else would you do in germany

east california is all right

282
get free health care

thought this was about travel

45906282
pay half of my salary in taxes and insurance + 19% vat on goods and services

is matts anki ease addon worth using

>>45906282
be poor and esl lmao

>>45906323
no
use that new algorithm everyone uses

>>45906333
>use that new algorithm everyone uses
what

>>45906348
*takes a deep breath*

THE NEW ALGORITHM EVERYONE USES

>>45906333
what exactly does card reschedule do? reorganize my cards? im curious but idk if it will wreck my deck

what does joe rogan think about learning japanese

>>45906361

you dont need to learn japanese to do anything in japan bro

>>45906353
link

soap bro said its easier to nakadash if you know japanese

eiffel tower bro didnt know japanese tho

>>45906361
it changes when they're due for review. this is determined by the algorithm at card review time, so if you change the algorithm, then without intervention it won't get fully applied until you review all of your cards. or you can choose to apply it to all of them at once by using the reschedule option

>>45906374
>you dont need to learn japanese to do anything in japan bro
this
twitter/youtube +1M followers/subs = you can do everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNx1kjszGfI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzp8hRVjTlw

>>45906364
yeah it's crazy man. my friend has started learning japanese recently and he told me it's nuts. he told me you have to learn like 3 thousand characters and im like woah, that's crazy

>>45906395
owarida

three thousand? how is that even possible

just for clarification 3 thousand is 3000 not 30000

>>45906434
>three thousand?

when i heard i had to learn thousands of chinese characters thats when i knew it was all over

rofl

>>45906433
that's not bad i had like 1000 and i had to postpone like 600 of them

https://streamable.com/pjj2oz

>>45906434
>>45906440

>>45906448
is the default to try and get the retention of old cards to 90% retention? i was trying to figure what it was optimizing it for, but didn't see it

>>45906458
>three thousand? how is that even possible
i read it in his voice kek

just realized vegeta was the mattvsjapan of saiyans
every single saiyan is taller than him

never going to learn 3万 characters

true true quiz is goku and matt is vegeta

>>45906461
yes

>ii miseda
>iyi dükkan
japanese and turkish are similiar

>3k kanjis
LOL
Doujincards >>>> rtk
https://streamable.com/wnccv2

>>45906470
https://streamable.com/q4kr2x

the rtk

im about to get the harem ending. threesome lets go

>real knowledge was not available at this time
lol

anacreon victim list:
matt - defamed
shoui - leaked chats to take site down, made anki deck to cheat tmw quiz
calvin - murdered
qm - made and spread kachite clip
jamal - killed his irc
nuke - demodded, beheaded
gambs - nuked from low earth orbit for calling out djt
moe - leak personal information
bunko - leak discord stream

Who is next??

when u make a save point in school days, you can take a note explaining what the save point is for, but the note field is so small so i have to write things like "katsura sex, good"

cant believe tatsuretard is still here posting dumb bullshit honestly

>>45906557
>cant believe tatsuretard is still here posting dumb bullshit honestly
test
https://animecards.site/
https://learnjapanese.moe/

おまんこぬるぬる

>>45906499
thank you

>>45906433
Could be worse

ive learnt most of my japanese from watching porn

>>45906610

>>45906610
lolcow

>>45906633
dont sign your posts

>>45906540
where's og

>>45906610
never thought i'd respect the gambina

>get to 2000 cards in anki
>stop for 8 months
>open anki
>2000 cards to review
ingmi...

>>45906848
>100cards/day
ez

>stop for 8 months
bruh moment

>stop for 8 months
you almost made it

he was almost free

does anyone have a link to the jp refold 1k deck? i do not want to pay 20bux

why do you need it?

>>45906928
https://learnjapanese.moe/resources/
matt just used the tango decks didn't he? if so, then these would suffice.

>>45906943
u dumb?

you don't need it

>>45906610
i miss him so much bros...

how should I learn JP durin Job-time ??, i can't use animus or mangus.. any recs??

eroge

leave your job

>>45906976
unless you tell us what your job is its impossible to give you advice retard

Professional dick sucka

yeah idk maybe try japanese audio cds

moved in with my gf and gained 10 kg

why?

how do you even gain 10kg thats insane

>>45907080
>>45907100
consistently eating despite not being hungry

>>45907025
why? Just rec me something and i should decide if is fitting for me..

i pretty much gained 10kg in the last year just eating burgers and donuts lol

>>45907117
stop being american, dont tell me u r a nigger also..

>>45907112
why? because if you have an office job the advice would be very different than if you have a manual labor job like if youre a fucking forklift driver youre not going to be browsing the web on your desktop computer while working

>>45907127
my god, u are such a womxn.. I just sit on a chair and get paid.. but i don't want to use headphones nor install yomichan, other than that..

>>45907025
im a middle school teacher

>>45907142
/thread

>>45907142
:skull: :skull:

never worked apart from baito
never will

>>45907127
nta but i do manual labor and i can still check my phone a few times during my shift in between jobs
sometimes i wait for someone else for like 5 minutes

>>45907142
immerse

>>45907166
wow sounds like a dream time 4 anki

>>45907187
best way to immerse using just the phone?

>>45905220
Current thread: #3750

Previous threads:
>>45897216 #3749
>>45889992 #3748
>>45881901 #3747

>>45907122
nah white master race but it was weight i needed to gain anyway
i had a medical event prior that made me unable to eat for a few weeks and i lost about that much weight which put me near underweight for a while

god i wish that was me

>>45907257
if it makes him happy great but why share that on social media keep it to urself bro

when you do something real special that youre prob not gonna be able to do again you just want to share it

gonna need jamals opinion on that

>paid a girl
just get a jpgf
it's not that hard lol

yeah i dno you could do that at any time

Does anyone know the meaning of the 逆逆 in the top left of this comic means? I'm totally at a loss here looking in both English and JP. I'm assuming it's some sort of slang that means "don't worry about it", but can't find any information

>>45907257

>>45907298
lil bro...

>>45906951
the refold deck is better for various reasons

lil bro lil bro...

>>45907301
I'm sure I'm retarded but I can't for the life of me figure it out

>>45907307
10k hours eng subbed anime NOW

>>45907307
imagine theres a comma there

>>45907316
Oh, that makes more sense. I was looking at it like a compound.

>>45907208
and eating burgers and donuts is the best you can do?

What's a good and easy anime to watch without subs?

>>45907350
it was kind of a joke i didnt eat only burgers and donuts
i ate pizza sometimes too

>>45907322
it's not your fault. if you had thousands of listening/reading hours already you would just know 逆逆 isn't a word so you would have automatically assumed it's 逆 twice without thinking

>>45907314
>eng subbed anime
proven to be significantly worse than watching with target language subtitles (near useless)

non non biyori

>>45907302
its on nyaa

you dont have to know its not a word to know that if it was its unusual to not use 々

>>45907377
yeah but once you get really comfortable you won't even need logic like that
>>45907368
trolled hard

>>45907331
huh

>>45906928
here u go https://anacreondjt.gitlab.io/docs/coredeck/

nantutte ttuchatta

im not sure if vocab method is doing it for me, im just not able to internalize a substantial amount of vocab or maybe im doing too much in the first place.

stop doing 200 cards a day

>>45907193
kiwi browser + yomitan + syosetu.narou.com

>>45907425
its not recommended to try to learn too many new words in the early stage
bump your number of new cards down to 50 a day which is a good pace for a beginner

>>45906540
>>45906687
og - leaked photos and tiktok
tardmoto - added to /j/ ban evader list
george trombley - leaked private chats, broke longstanding friendships
namasensei - humiliated on youtube, bullied into suicide
vin - doxed (just kidding i would never, unless it was matt and his dads, i totally did that)

how do you say sauteed carrots and peas in japanese

>>45907433
>>45907429
possible to setup a specific amount of cards of a deck and then repeat those till i no longer want them ?

i sure hope anacreon never sets his sights on me

>Watching anime movie.
>Old lady says "すみません"
>The subtitle says "Thank you so much"
>Huh?

>>45907429
i only do 2 cards a day

>>45907455

>>45907462
it's when you say thank you cause you feel bad for causing someone do something on your behalf

>>45907467
read more

>watching anime movie.
>character speaks japanese
>subtitles are in english
>Huh?

>>45907474
i only read 2 pages a day

>>45906540
>made anki deck to cheat tmw quiz
qrd?
>>45907495
read less

>>45907425
it may seem slow but remember that you're learning not just your target words but partially also all the words at the same time (because remembering some words makes you better at remembering all the words, depending on their level of similarity)

>>45907498
>>made anki deck to cheat tmw quiz
>qrd?
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/1156124680

>>45907498
>read less
will do, thanks anon

>>45907193
ocrmangareader
jidoujisho

boy sits in his room for months grinding onki deck to pass discord quiz and prove he "knows" japanese

and you cant pass it

you don't pass discord tranny

never used discord in my life

theres no reason for either of you to fight
because neither of you know japanese

you dont know nihongo like i know nihongo though

>>45907560
But that's exactly why they fight

lil nibba reciting my rhymes to me lmao

yeah that was the point

>>45907570
we need a follow-up diss track for the state of the thread

this is what happened the last time a lowly djt thread poster tried challenging the discord gods

honestly scared of making a discord account cuz ill get a bad roll some really obscure word like 勝手 and then ill be a named djter for the rest of my life

>>45907504
thinking of trying something like RTK but with N5~ N4 kanji deck and then do vocab based on those, kanji without reference feels so hard hard.
feels like lifting and not getting gains and be at loss why.

>>45907598
according to the official djt guide https://learnjapanese.moe/routine/

you should do RRTK 450 and core 2.3k

you can only dream to become as legendary as kachite

>unironically doing two premade decks

>>45907598
it is hard at first but you become better at it as you do it

>>45907636
>kachite
LMAO

>>45907511
how is this supposed to be a cheat when the quiz already tells u the frequency ranges

>>45907584
no point djt is spiraling the drain now

>study 5000 cards and pass the 25k quiz
think about it

>>45907668
>>45907661
right, and not only that but you can target the unique readings of each individual level too and grind anything that may have possibly tripped you up

real though thats just good card choices everyone should make decks that are 5x efficiency

I probably do too much anki

grinding 5k cards to own shoui

>>45907694
Forgot pic

yeah memorize more shit in a language you dont know to own some guy ftw

>>45907687
i used the same script to make an optimized core deck but i will probably never share it

what a loss

KINO NTRMERSION https://exhentai.org/g/2809211/72b783cdb6/

let me know when youve got an optimized core300k

>>45907665

>>45907716
i dont see a ntr tag that looks good though so ill take it anyway

>>45907636
He was one of our last great shitposters. Had a distinct character that was funny from a detached perspective but also managed to make people legitimately mad and keep them engaged. It's a lost art; nowadays people just spam porn or /pol/ infographics

>>45907725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg12LHwCwBo

>>45907745
https://youtu.be/Hkuym1Jfkjg?si=eNTMt7A8o43zc9sW

>jp gravuresh whore
>230K followers
>dm me
>XXXっていいます
>気になったからふぉろーしちゃいましたー
>嫌じゃなかったらLINEとかしたいな～
>お返事待ってるね/
What should I say?
btw I have some photos of myself up to twitter from 2 years ago.

>>45907772
hope ur into findom

>>45907772
>>jp gravuresh whore
>whore
https://twitter.com/yuriyuriyurina9/status/1742957451585151147
3D = disgusting

what should my max interval be on anki

>tfw over 2000 cards due

>>45907787
max interval makes no sense, as long as you use the language you will see words outside of anki more often than inside anki

>>45907784
what's the point of that

>>45907798
JAV DEBUT?

>2000 onkey cards due

consider moving to int if you want to talk about flashtards

>>45907511
lol

>>45907819
>consider moving to int
link
att.11k cards

>>>/int/djt

>2 threads 1 is barely at 100
:skull:

>>45907830
LMAO

>>192923121

kind of hot when girls end a sentence with かと

finna emerse
*opens doubutsu no morai*

>>45907836

dobutu no mori e

fully fledged n1

upvoted

doubutu no ... morai .... *checks box* yeah doubutu no morai

>1200 posts
uh I though resolutioners were NGMI
guess I was right

bro years ago
stop it

give me 1 funny recent thing to reference instead

>>45907866
thats a child.

ur face

my face isnt recent see what i mean theres nothing new

well thats yalls fault do better

shinkeikei

sinkei... gakari?? its not sinkeikei right

ive made over 100 quality funny posts today but im not gonna start quoting myself

no actually thats me

all me

>>45907876
子供じゃないかと

i dont differentiate between djt posters we've all become 1

acquired 癌

hope not bro

hope you get better

sorry to hear that

too much time in djt is the likely cause

>>45907876
１０点満点中

the only cure is more djt

>>45907835
The answers are so bad. They unironically don't understand the grammar.

its like no ga except its no rest of sentence

i meant zero ga woops

what? is this an agf reference?

its a dolly reference

>>45907431
>syosetu.narou.com
Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.

>>45908070
oops meant to link this https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=tmw

>>45908083
>ctrl+f
>脱法テイマーの成り上がり冒険譚 〜Sランク美少女冒険者が俺の獣魔になっテイマす〜
>0 results
TRASH

>>45906478
Pija, pls come back.

>>45908176
>TRASH
turn ur monitor on

>>45908205

pls help
i got a pc98 emulator called neko project 2 kai, i got the bios for it too.
i downloaded yu-no, but it is 10 bin files and a cue file
how the fuck do i play it? everything online i can find says neko project can only play hdi files and shit? where do i find those?

sometimes I slack off of my jap studies and have to remind myself that I prev calculated the expected savings to be worth about 150 per hr of effort

>>45908224
>but it is 10 bin files and a cue file
lol
UltraISO and windows 10

humanity would be better off if humanity copy pasted half their questions to a chatbot

moe is right tho

>>45908229
>UltraISO is a crippleware application for Microsoft Windows

permanently crippled

coulda had a super epic reply limit thread

>>45908224
You need too look for an hdi file of the game to run it

I was under the impression that 結構 is either "nice/excellent" or "quite/fairly". But I recently ran into someone starting a sentence with 結構ね, where neither of those made sense. Can it be used as a subject change expression, like "anyway"?

>>45908319
ok i found it

makin' big choices here boyz

>>45908176
it's on dlraw

>>45908323
post full context

acquired 苦虫を噛み潰したよう

acquired 日本語

>>45908323
Depends on the context. Normally, if it starts sentence, then it's just "great," though this can also be sarcastic/dismissive.

イタリアbros... how we holdin up?

>>45908399
picture is a jk with huge tits

>>45908402

>>45908338
>>45908375
Sorry, I just heard it and don't have the video. It was at the start of a sentence after a pause, and the rest of the sentence was about something he does in certain situations. Come to think of it, maybe it wasn't 結構 but some other けっこう I don't know.

>>45908337
only vol1...

>>45908435
just buy it, poorfag

>>45908426
https://ja.hinative.com/questions/24426230
>「結構、そうだね」「結構、使うよ」などでしょうか。
>その場合は、「だいたい」や「よく/often」といった意味で使われています。

>>45908464
>just buy it
>>45906610

>>45906610

why does this flash from 80 years ago have better animation than jjk? >>>/f/3503720

>>45908399

decided to do some exercise for once
lasted about ten minutes
now i agree with you guys
exercise is clearly fatal
never doing that again

>>45908480
new yakuza game is matt approved

>>45908600
https://www.artofmanliness.com/health-fitness/fitness/get-stronger-by-greasing-the-groove/

>>45908614
wtf is this? at least link him something written by a doctor that cites its sources
https://www.healthline.com/health/depression/exercise
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/10-benefits-of-exercise

>>45908600
just roids EZ
https://youtu.be/uoXWaX2MR0A

>>45908323
kekkou is a feeler. read more + watch anime

bu-but you guys said that exercise is bad for you
how can something be good and bad at the same time?
i think i need to lay down this is too much for me

>>45908638
>>45908600
unironically I lost 25 kg last year(1hr/d) doing picrel.

>>45908645
fgo btw
farming materials

Jisho shows a different kanji for the reading あく.
Are both correct?

>>45908657
yes 空く is for when something is empty/vacant/available space

>>45908657
should've done core 2.3k

>>45908277
that hasn't happened in years

>>45908680
is it really much better than 2k/6k?

crazy how anal faggot thinks just adding lang: "ja" is enough to make his proprietary deck amazing, unique and shill worthy lmfao

>>45908689
no, they are all marginally different from each other at most, the decks will be irrelevant to you before long if you progress.
spending time over which deck to use or especially switching decks will slow you down far more than min maxing your deck choice can make up for

>>45908695
obsess

>>45908399
eh a lolis are a spaghetti and meataballs

>>45908657
Scroll down to the section that says "other forms". Also entries will make note of which form corresponds to which meaning.

hontouni = In truth...
genjitsuni = I guess in reality...
jijitsuni = I suppose, personally...
r8 gpts translations

>>45908657
Yes, and both readings along with their nuances are included in the core 2.3k.

>>45908765
Care to share the sentences you’re feeding it? I’m pretty sure it can get those words no problem.

>>45908689
you wouldn't be having this issue >>45908657

>>45908699
idiot

Which one of you was this? >>>/v/665011710

>>45908772
I think it got it
honma - self realization
genjitsu - actual reality
jijitsu - self knowledge

what the heck joshi wrestling is a thing

>>/pw/joshi

what the heck joshi wrestling is a thing

>>>/pw/joshi

not me but he pwned that lil fag

a naked jk just snuck up to me and gave me a hug from behind
take care of your tulpa, lads

>>45908784
I get that you're trolling, but what are you trying to prove here?

>>45908402
illegal in italy

reminder that it is inefficient to have a tulpa as that brainpower could be used to do more anki

my tulpa does anki also
twice as efficient

>>45908399
i thought they already were illegal in all of europe
at least in my country they always were

>mfw i do anki on two screens so my tulpa can do flash cards at the same time

>>45908622
greasing the groove. low effort, but very effective way to get in volume without gassing yourself and discouraging you from working out like the anon mentioned. appealing to the authority of a doctor for weightlifting advice is hilarious. you want a rehab-tier workout retard? lol. i guess if you want better resources maybe someone like renaissance periodization or something. he's researched focused

>>45908781
dekinai

>starbucks
please brew your own coffee
you'll enjoy it more and itll taste better

>>45908853
most importantly you pay like 1% as much for your coffee

>>45908843
>you want a rehab-tier workout retard?
speaking from experience i see

idk man. I can only make french press at home and its pretty bad compared to even starbucks

>>45908843
so rather than doing ring fit adventure for thirty minutes every two days
i should be doing ring fit adventure for five minutes three times a day
gotcha

>>45908849
Is this what you guys do? Waste your time on writing papers about AI and copyright infringement?
DJT's the only thread on this site that rushes to take the fun out of things and then brags about it.

all of the flavor of coffee is in the beans and the water

if your coffee sucks then get better beans and water

who tf goes to starbucks for the coffee, I go to not get fisted by homeless men. Who would be poojeeted out instantly in any respectable business

coffee is concentrated bean poison
no human on earth naturally enjoys coffee because it literally tastes like poison, because it literally is poison
the reason you feel alert and focused after drinking coffee is because your body thinks it's in danger

I drink coffee black and enjoy it

>>45908855
yea, but of course you think its from lifting accident. easier to try and own me with right. lol

>>45908859
its another way to train and it can serve to be better for certain goals. also you're reading into it too much. doesn't matter how you get it in so long as you do something rather than nothing. and for specific things like stamina and volume, yea gtg is effective.

lol no its even worse than that
caffeine is like baby's first drug addiction
you have to keep drinking it otherwise youll get a headache for a day

>>45908622
>linking healthline.com
this is the type of person advocating for exercise btw

ive been off coffee for a month now and the thing i notice the most is that im not as horny anymore
like massive loss in libido

look at all you fools not coffeemaxxing
its like you want to be a dekinai

>linked with a longer lifespan
about as telling as a vegan study saying that eating broccoli is linked with a longer lifespan

true its worth it for the erections in public alone

>20% smaller chance of heart disease
nice!
that'll offset doing ten more minutes of exercise a day

>>45908901
that's because otherwise healthy people have a better ability to tolerate and remove poison from their body
of course healthy people live longer, but it has nothing to do with coffee consumption

finna chug some high fructose corn syrup yessir

its frieren friday bros
https://twitter.com/hero_neisan/status/1746071879654461838

today i learned that alcohol is healthier for you than both caffeine and vitamin a

no more gummy vitamins for me
only vodka shots

>>45908942

>>45908932
>that'll offset doing ten more minutes of exercise a day
blud? the most recent findings on exercise found that 30-60 minutes per week is enough to reap all of the CVD benefits

>>45908944
drunkard cope

>>45908944
btw the study that says 1 glass of wine a day is healthy considered people with liver failure after excessive alcoholism for years as drinking 0 glasses of wine a day
that's why the 1 glass showed best health

nice marketing trick for paid studies

wow you telling me that water is wet and fire burns??!?! :0

also drinking gas is healthier than eating vitamin c
it is so nice to have an easy number to point to
am i right fellow 140s?

>brooo we found this correlation that [obviously bad thing] is actually very healthy in moderation!!
how many times have i heard that story before

>>45908957
whats the lethal dose of h2o for rats

water is basically the healthiest thing on the chart at 10% of your bodyweight

i tried looking up the ld50 of olive oil but it is unavailable
someone should test it

just got stopped by a policeman in japan for running a completely clear red light on my bicycle
had to show him everything in my bag and he jouzued me too
peak japan experience

jitensha jyouzu?

keisatsu sugoi ne

>>45908981
no my japanese

>>45908973
why'd you run though a red light on a bike

sore na

>>45908989
because i looked both ways and there was literally nothing

you know ur shit at conversational jp if you keep saying "hai hai hai hai"

>>45908994
yeah i know ur shit

>>45908997
but enough about u

>>45908998
bro thats just weak and sad
im specifically talking about your post in case you are too stupid to understand

maa maa maa

>>45909002
>bro thats just weak and sad
but enough about u

>>45908998
kek

going to bed
hopefully you guys will stop being mean by the time i wake up

keep tonguing man anus

but enough about >>45908997

everyone would be able to study nihongo if kanji had a mandatory furigana law
fax

>>45909031
that's one of the appeals of kanji though.
imagine how many fewer ESLs, how many more people we could exclude, if english was a kanji language

the priviledge of being able to read must be exclusive to the higher caste again

>>45909054
the higher caste being ranobe and gyaruge enjoyers

>>45909013
はいはいはい

>>45909054
The lower caste (casers) must be banished from every reading our works.

stop spamming offtopic garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvSfGomfwWI

tonguing loli anus

>>45909112
raw meat is back on the menu lets fuckin gooooooo

>censored
*sigh*

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DKTHDGdPSj8

my wife and our kid

sorry pal i cant post the uncensored ver. jannies gonna lost their shit you know

understandable, have a nice day.

>>45909114
new on topic video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOAsQ8JgZRs

>>45909112
the perspective of her stomach is off

first time that i see a raw eater person that seems healthy. i think it also helps that shes a woman and we mainly judge females for their faces

>>45909144
>You know what I find really cute about fruits like this, is like, the fact that nature designed this in a way that’s meant to be shared
Disgusting how she attributes to creation what is God’s doing. Also, no, fruit wasn’t “designed” to be shared.
She needs to eat some vegetables.

bruh this bitch says that seasoned food is a dopamine hit.
da fuck

>>45909183
what you attribute to creation is just physics + time tho

>>45909183
>>45909205
post body?

u first