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Previous threads:
>>45881901
>>45870238

>> No.45897221

first for hanahira

>> No.45897239

second for school gays

>> No.45897244
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>> No.45897250

in the school, the three guys met.

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>> No.45897256

https://streamable.com/kvf4ep

It's going to be awhile before I'll get around to chapter 2 because it has 111 exercises. help me.

>> No.45897259

if they claim it's 教科書にない日本語 in the thumbnail and i find it in a book, can i sue?

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>> No.45897269

they're all the same picture

>> No.45897275

>>45897244
>>45897252
>>45897269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvELT5aIo9A#t=30

>> No.45897283

>>45897252
post the individual picture of the actor pls?

>> No.45897291

>>45897250
>the three guys met
>there are only two guys in the entire game
naruhodo

>> No.45897294

>>45897291
mc and the 2 girls who are guys would constitute the 3 guys that met

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>>45897283

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ok, that's enough for this month. might to another 30m in february

>> No.45897335

hanahira guy is the new geyline guy

>> No.45897336

just do what you wanna do its kewl

>> No.45897338

plastic lies

>> No.45897347

>>45897335
what's geyline

>> No.45897366

drop that memeslop and pick a crazy long vn

>> No.45897369
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45897369

>Lesson 4 has 178 exercises
>Lesson 5 is entirely full sentences

終わりだ

>> No.45897376

geyline is what geyline guy called leyline

>> No.45897380

>>45897366
i will marathon nekopara next, it's been already decided. then i'll probably pick something longer

>> No.45897388

>>45897376
>leyline
what's leyline? the chink vn on steam? what does it have to do with hanakino?

>> No.45897392

its beyond joever

>> No.45897404

just had an epic thread bro
we r so fucking back

>> No.45897408

its not chinkshit and geyline guy also wasted months not wanting to read but not willing to drop it and eventually quit japanese so its another story of a bad game ending someones career

>> No.45897416

>>45897408
i already know japanese THO. but my vocabulary is absymal. also hanahira isn't my first jap vn

>> No.45897426

you gotta really like yuri moeslop to jive with hanahira

>> No.45897433

thoughts on reading AA trilogy in japanese?

>> No.45897437

by hanahira guy i meant 30 minutes a month guy not hanakino guy btw

>> No.45897439

>>45897437
all me

>> No.45897442

>>45897439
based

>> No.45897491

>>45897244
>>45897252
>>45897261
so what mistakes did he make?

>> No.45897492

what do i add to my tamago kake gohan

>> No.45897510

he made the mistake of streaming his "learning" method and pausing for 無限

>> No.45897543

dakanaito

>> No.45897616

the school days vinny is quite strange. sometimes the characters make references to things that never happened in the route im currently playing

>> No.45897624

school days is trash that derives all its worth from cheap shock bullshit

>> No.45897633

school days is trash that derives all its worth from the sex

>> No.45897654

>school days is trash
it took a lot of effort to get that trash to run on my computer so im playing it

>> No.45897658

god i wish i was sex

>> No.45897682

honmono no sekkusu ni naru

>> No.45897684

its not all its cracked up to be

>> No.45897742

>No, it's 'CUTE' not 'KAWAII'. Either speak English or Japanese, not weeaboo.
how do you respond without sounding angry?

>> No.45897752

why would you respond

>> No.45897753

sikatanai

>> No.45897761

if you have to respond the correct response is かわいい

>> No.45897785

being a weeb is normie mainstream at this point especially injecting words like kawaii into common speech so just do whatever ive already moved onto things more interesting than japanese entertainment anyway

>> No.45897796

>>45897742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZHjRQjbHrE

>> No.45897798

hope the alpha test generation says kawaii as often as zoomers say deadass

>> No.45897809 [SPOILER] 

>>45897742
悪かったな、次ちゃんと話すようにするんだ, lil bro

>> No.45897824

at this rate alphids are gonna be speaking gookshit

>> No.45897831

so i have to download gushing over mahou shoujo to make gains

>> No.45897835

>>45897416
hanahira is 50k chars, you can read the whole thing in 1 day

jesus christ if hanahira ends someone they deserve to die

>> No.45897843

how many characters an hour do noobs read these days? 1k?

>> No.45897844

Just be like me and don’t read VNs.

>> No.45897846
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45897846

~ONE~


~TRUE~


~PATH~

>> No.45897848

if you read hanahira in one day itll be the best day of your life

>> No.45897849

https://streamable.com/yah3be

>> No.45897856

by vinnies he means utuge

>> No.45897858

i dont want to raise a wolf girl

>> No.45897862

>>45897843
noob question

>> No.45897864

>yahbe
sugoi

>> No.45897866

>>45897858
it's perfect for noobs because he has to teach h3r nihongo and other basic things of japanese culture

>> No.45897871

>>45897846
not reading porn just to play steins-freaking-gate of all things

>> No.45897873

wtf
you just convinced me

>> No.45897879

>not reading porn
ngmi

>> No.45897883
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45897883

why are you learning
very slowly by spending more time on djt per day than actually learning the language
Japanese?

>> No.45897887

if u were esl imagine how much english u could learn by hanging out here all day

>> No.45897894

tsui... chan

>> No.45897898

>>45897871
there's no porn

>> No.45897899

tsui no sora

>> No.45897900

>>45897887
youd learn jack shit

>> No.45897910

youd have to be decent to keep up with the freeflow punctuationless replyless shitposting and at that point it takes way more text than the slow posting rate here can provide to improve

>> No.45897911

>>45897883
because it's more fun here, and we're only learning jp for fun

>> No.45897914

ngl the only white guy that i respect is moe

>> No.45897919

>>45897898
uhh lil bro?
https://vndb.org/v23281

>> No.45897925

ngl the only guy i respect is me

>> No.45897927
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45897927

>> No.45897929

the gambs path

>> No.45897930

none of u niggas even know vinny but i do

>> No.45897931

>he played the censored version
big oof

>> No.45897933

>>45897919
tits way too big for real japanese learners

>> No.45897934

>>45897919
just say no thx to the sex requests, there is only porn if you want it

>> No.45897939

>>45897927
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased

>> No.45897940

https://twitter.com/cuzukago/status/1750088200977330657

>> No.45897943

>>45897925
same

>> No.45897944

>>45897934
>just close ur eyes bro
>it's not porn if my monitors not on

>> No.45897946

what if you're a people pleaser

>> No.45897947

kind of fucked up to deny your wolf sex when shes worked up the courage to ask for it

>> No.45897956

wolfing down pussy

>> No.45897960

>>45897940
dame ive fapped to this guys stuff before a few times would be funny if someone brought his attention to all the gaijins pirating his work

>> No.45897975

literally me
https://twitter.com/konyanosisyoku/status/1746349016437448789

>> No.45898002

ayooo wtf

>> No.45898008

>>45897925
now i'll say that in japanese
ウソねえよ ここで尊敬してるのは自分だけだぜ

>> No.45898011

I still don't know wtf a vinnie is, I just assumed it was a vine

>> No.45898016

its like a linnie but with more /v/

>> No.45898090

>>45898008
kakkoiiッ! *laughs audibly*

>> No.45898103

maybe u guys have a point, if i ingratiated myself to jp twitter then i could shitpost and immerse at the same time

>> No.45898109

>>45898103
nobody was making that point. that's not how language learning works

>> No.45898137

https://youtu.be/Is5pQDDdm4c
oniiicchan~

>> No.45898153

low quality voice acting

>> No.45898160

what are you doing to become itiban tuyoi gaizin?

>> No.45898176

already am

>> No.45898177

posting here

>> No.45898180

https://youtube.com/shorts/lD8QKN2fuZ8
translate nerds, is this some kind of gaijin pink tutu revolution

>> No.45898204

>>45898016
impressive

>> No.45898205

tutu bro made his wife dying of cancer smile with the tutu so he started tutuing in public to make more people smile

>> No.45898209

>wife dying of cancer
damn you ever think how sad that is

>> No.45898225

https://youtube.com/shorts/rDs8C7xHONA
is squid belly an attainable beauty standard for women?

>> No.45898228

>>45898209
Less sad than how alone you are

>> No.45898234

i live with my parents though

>> No.45898257 [DELETED] 
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so this is the power of learning japanese...

>> No.45898262

イカ腹
dont reply to my post if you don't know what it means

>> No.45898269

69M

>> No.45898296

squid tummy

>> No.45898303

>>45898262
it's another word for gastroptosis right?

>> No.45898307

>>45898303
>gastroptosis
ok now say that in english

>> No.45898314

>>45898307
esl anon... :skull:

>> No.45898317

fallen stomach

>> No.45898321

>>45898257
ktim

>> No.45898326

So when did you realize you were never going to make it?

I was making fun of an "obviously wrong" translation of a lyric of a song but got BTFO by a native who claimed the translation is correct because it actually conveys the "actual" meaning and praised the translator for comprehending the song and their proficiency in both Japanese and English.
Of course, I deleted my comment immediately, but I'm still shaking from the pure embarrassment and shame.

>> No.45898328

many such cases

>> No.45898333

when i started posting on djt

>> No.45898334

post the line and your translation

>> No.45898335

>>45898326
post the song and lyric in question. i'll validate you anon

>> No.45898345

did the native actually know english cuz its hard to believe that a nihonjin would

>> No.45898348

>deleting your comment instead of insulting both the native and the translator
you gotta learn to double down

>> No.45898352

>an ESL validated the translation
:skull:

>> No.45898358

i would tell the native he doesnt know his own language and ask him why he isnt ashamed

>> No.45898359

>>45898348
yea based

>> No.45898364

and i would do it in romanji

>> No.45898366

>>45898326
Just start making fun of his English. Japs love when you do that.

>> No.45898372

i have a hard time believing there are places where native japanese and english speakers discussing j->e song translations both exist

>> No.45898373

if he does know english its prob a hafu and then youve already won

>> No.45898382

haafus are nature's self-own

>> No.45898384

ngl the only non-white guy i respect is matt

>> No.45898385

ngl the only guy i respect is me

>> No.45898391

matt is european

>> No.45898393

ngl the only djter i respect is anon

>> No.45898424

we gave anon all that support and he wont post his lyric fucked up if you ask me

>> No.45898454

shit's dead in here
moving to the new thread
>>45889992

>> No.45898462

>>45898424
i'm starting to think his story wasn't real

>> No.45898464

too many usotsukis in here

>> No.45898465

it sounds just stupid enough to be real

>> No.45898470

i think he was false flagging as anon

>> No.45898479

maybe he was the translator all along?

>> No.45898482

i can't believe anon would drag anon's good name through the mud like this, we anons should boycott him

>> No.45898485

collective 115 moment

>> No.45898488

more like you should go back to r/eddit

>> No.45898496

a translator def would make up that story

>> No.45898501

>>45898479
sus

>> No.45898503

i don't know anything about /r/ except that i went there over 10 years ago and a cp thread was up for hours because apparently mods dont go there either

>> No.45898506

im translooooting

>> No.45898513

never been in /r/ in my life dno why anyone would the concept makes no sense

>> No.45898516

up long enough to finish
yosh

>> No.45898518

been to bro

>> No.45898520

you guys ever start localizing something in your mind when you don't know what it means?

>> No.45898522

this is the most dogshit thread on 4chan atm

>> No.45898523

monitor

>> No.45898535

only translated for a couple months or something never since

>> No.45898538

off

>> No.45898546

monitor status: off
time to djt post

>> No.45898548

if i could solve captchas with my monitor off it would make posting a lot easier

>> No.45898560

i could read this thread with my monitor off, it would make the discussion a lot more interesting

>> No.45898562

>>45898560
buy a pass

>> No.45898567

pass anon really does have his monitor off

>> No.45898574

big yikes on that miss-reply. this is why i always no post

>> No.45898589

>>45898574
i dont know how to reply without clicking a post number, so i just do that and am too lazy to delete the >>numbers

>> No.45898596

technophobes cant find the reply button lmfao

>> No.45898613
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>>45897846
that guy was struggling for 6 months but hasn't seen me

>> No.45898618

lil bro... your keyboard shortcuts :sob:

>> No.45898621

alt+f4

>> No.45898624

>>45897927
forgot to say based earlier

>> No.45898633

>>45898613
uhh... what's your story?

>> No.45898647

>>45898633
I took the one true path right to left oops

>> No.45898657

gmi

>> No.45898696

never finished a vinnie apart from hanahira

>> No.45898700

never started a vn

>> No.45898705

never finished a vinnie apart from niituma lovely cation

>> No.45898706

finished 30 vinnies and counting

>> No.45898711

>niituma
lil bro?!!?!?

>> No.45898737

wassup lil shithead

>> No.45898846

should i watch another drama or read a visual novel

>> No.45898853

>>45898846
>>45897849

>> No.45898944
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yosh acquired the word "vinny"

>> No.45899036
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vinny gang ww@?

>> No.45899063

>>45896400
n0 (not reading)

>> No.45899099
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haha guys look at this funny meme i found on the djt server, look the jlpt levels are even color coded like our hecken usernames

>> No.45899119

what

>> No.45899131

touch grass bro

>> No.45899200

stfu

>> No.45899207

the djt server is 4chan though

>> No.45899231
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45899231

Please, I'm dying over here. Tell me what the radical left step-chair is called other than left step-chair. Examples: 微 徴 徼

>> No.45899240

>>45899231
彳部

>> No.45899242

no one knows what you're talking about

>> No.45899326

>>45891360
britvsjapan said german was harder than japanese because he wasn't as interested in german and didn't immerse 24/7 like he did in japanese

>> No.45899340

imagine immersing 24/7 in french

>> No.45899344

le immersion

>> No.45899353

L'mersion

>> No.45899408

>>45899340
>>45899344
>>45899353
Gonna need French anon’s take

>> No.45899417

Downloaded a bunch of books and vns. Gave my ethernet cord and wifi card to my brother and said give it back in 9 months. I will make it this year

>> No.45899425

>>45899417
>he fell for the hmslice method
lmao good luck looking anything up that doesn’t exist in your dictionary

>> No.45899434

if its not in the dictionary just feel it out

>> No.45899435

>>45898613
finally finished it. honestly 10/10 writing. The author wrote the story in a way that made me sleepy leading up to the ending where the characters went to bed

>> No.45899449

>>45899231
行人偏 ぎょうにんべん

>> No.45899459

>>45899417
it's not worth it go learn something more productive than japanese

>> No.45899463

can i hook emulators to textractor?

>> No.45899477

>>45899463
use agent

>> No.45899486

>>45899463
agent. Check what games have scripts for it
https://github.com/0xDC00/scripts

>> No.45899493

if agent doesn't have one for a game you want check tmw discord because a guy posts scripts he makes

>> No.45899513

>>45899036
well, thats a gif alright

>> No.45899514

>textractor
ngmi

>> No.45899523

>>45899434
I’m about to feel you out if you don’t shut up

>> No.45899531

thanks my nakamas!

>> No.45899535

>>45899463
Some emulators work with certain games. I’ve had a lot of success with PPSSPP

>> No.45899552
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45899552

What are some cool tips for learning Japanese?

>> No.45899555

>>45899463
program an emulator instead and put it on your resume

>> No.45899574

>>45899552
try not to feel out a sentence, but understand it objectively. people who say "it's something like like..." or "i think they're saying..." is whitenoising
the ultimate sign of a whitenoiser is if they start giving you the に means に speech

>> No.45899580

can i use agent aaaaand yomichan?

>> No.45899602

no that violates the geneva convention

>> No.45899605

からかい上手の彼女がいないときの気持ち

>> No.45899621
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>objectively

>> No.45899635

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2705729&tags=shirobako+

Can someone check this attempt at a translation I did? The way the kana was written really tripped me up but I ended up with
>キレイなんだからもっと足出せばいいのにっと
>シた後に急にるんな事言われても
>絵麻先非車にもわれたな...
Sex with tomboys by the way

>> No.45899640

>>45899635
congratulations youre a fully fledged n4

>> No.45899652

>>45897216
So I have this problem. I read a lot of vns and stuff and do anki. My reading is getting better and faster. Problem is I still really suck ass at listening, I try watching dramas and podcasts and I have a hard time understanding even basic stuff sometimes. Is it just a matter of listen more until you get it? What do?

>> No.45899654

>>45899552
just feel it out like natives do

>> No.45899658

JC彼女が欲しい。

>> No.45899679

>>45899652
how long have you been learning for and how much have you read?

>> No.45899691

>>45899635
lmao

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>>45899658
確かに

>> No.45899701

>>45899679
Hard to say exactly. Been learning on and off with varying degrees of intensity for around 4 or 5 years now. Read a couple of vinnies and some short stories. Not a lot I guess.

>> No.45899709

well there's your answer

>> No.45899730

>>45899709
Yes, I know I should read more. My question was more something like: Will merely keeping reading a lot transfer automatically into better listening in the long run or should I focus on it separately to build that skill?

>> No.45899735

jerk off to ero doujin voice works easy fix

>> No.45899775

>>45899730
I have the same issue with my listening ability lagging behind. reading helps for sure but if you want to improve your listening ability you're going to want to spend more time doing that. audio books and anime are both good

>> No.45899801

any AV recs for something with a lot of dialogue and story?

>> No.45899837

yosh just watched an hour and a half of youtube shorts instead of doing my reps GMI

>> No.45899887

>>45899652
>>45899701
I'm on my 5th vinnie and my audio comprehension is just going up and up without even practicing listening. The voice lines really do make a huge difference. I do enjoy rewatching anime though. Hikaru no Go always gives me the feels again

>> No.45899917

>>45899887
ngmi
>>45899837
gmi

>> No.45899958

>>45899887
How long are the vinnies you've finished? I feel I pick ones that are too fucking long

>> No.45899959

I am unable to feel this one out.
>>45891957

>> No.45899979

>>45899958
600k-1mil each. You need to read like 20 vns to be good though, is what i'm told. just 2 vns over 5 years aint a good pace lil bro

>> No.45899995

>>45899979
I feel you. I've only started to read vns "seriously" like half a year ago.

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>watching random vtuber
>some guy casually drops $400
what motivates simps to do this shit

>> No.45900093
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45900093

Why does my anki show a different kanji than jisho?
I copy pasted from anki into my web browser to search.

>> No.45900105

Love reading a word that you already know but have only ever seen written in English, and immediately having the kanji make sense
振り袖

>> No.45900111

>>45900093
Anki, like a lot of programs, defaults to Chinese fonts unless otherwise instructed. Change the card font to an explicitly Japanese one.

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acquired 粗忽 from loli baba doujinsi

>> No.45900140

>>45900093
Uninstall Chinese fonts

>>45897216
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>> No.45900171

>>45900093
https://learnjapanese.moe/font/

>> No.45900178

>>45900111
>>45900140
>>45900171
Thanks. I've eliminated the CPP agents.

>> No.45900215

Instantly getting new words in anki because I learned it from the vn I've been reading is a good feeling.

>> No.45900256
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ive found i really like editting cards to add pictures that make a better connection, for example 遥か in core i never forget since adding the dixie land song image to the card

>> No.45900267

>>45899959
Gotta learn your grammar, lil bro.

>> No.45900283

>>45900256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

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yomichan is no longer available wtf

>> No.45900292

>>45900256
That’s why you’re supposed to mine your own cards after the core deck. You remember that stuff you encounter better

>> No.45900298

>>45900289
its yomitan now

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45900318

i stopped learning japanese for like 3 months and now i am back learning it again along with korean

>> No.45900320

>>45900292
I had a mining deck for VN's but when the scenes dont change for awhile the images are too samey, I've been adding additional images to it when i either stumble across random shit like that or grab one from an image search and its been going so much better, like 斧 from a line in kemonomusume is much easier with just an axe picture than the VN image

>> No.45900324

>>45900318
and now i am back to learning it*

>> No.45900364

>>45897216
Current thread: #3749

Previous threads:
>>45889992 #3748
>>45881901 #3747

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>>45900318

>> No.45900385

>>45900318
get eidan to teach you korean

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i wish i could get rid of the good and easy buttons . they are a distraction

all i need is the again button so i can do as many cards as i want and stop when i want to stop

>> No.45900417

I'm dating a Japanese girl in the UK. I've only been learning Japanese a year and far from ready to output. She speaks fluent English. What's the best way to utilise this for language learning? Get her to always speak to me in Japanese but I just reply in English?

>> No.45900423

god i wish that was me

>> No.45900521

I'm gonna develop that google translate accent at this rate.

>> No.45900549

>>45897846
this but with nekopara and then chaos head
>>45898613
wagmi

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it's out

>> No.45900628

>>45900385
stop name dropping pisscord nobodies you fucking pathetic loser

>> No.45900649

>>45897846
Would you realistically be able to advance from one to the next without major additional studying in between or other sources of input?

>> No.45900659

whats the itiban atui vinnie?

>> No.45900661

my biggest fumbles are a qt korean cake and a hot polish milf

>> No.45900673

>>45900649
no, you need at least 2 more vns in between

>> No.45900694

analfaggot determined to shit djt the fuck up

>> No.45900703

>>45899635
>キレイなんだからもっと足出せばいいのにって…
>"You have such nice legs, you should show them off more…"
>シた後に急にそんな事言われても…
>I don't know what to do when you suddenly tell me something like that after sex...
>絵麻先輩にも昔言われたな…
>Ema-senpai used to say the same thing...
I'm not sure where to begin. Your reading is terrible, your comprehension is terrible, and you managed to turn a simple sentence into complete nonsense. I mean, you wrote 先輩 as 先非車. How do you do that? And how did that become "Ema-senpai has got me beat"?
Stop reading smut and never translate anything ever again. Thanks.

>> No.45900720

>>45900562
Can’t wait to texthook this bad boy
Gambs, eat your heart out

>> No.45900728

>>45900417
You need to actually sit down and learn Japanese if you want to speak with her. She's not gonna be able to teach you anything.

>> No.45900732

how do i get myself to stop downloading things to read instead of reading

>> No.45900737

just read

>> No.45900738

>>45900732
why? it's more fun to collect than to read. keeps you properly motivated

>> No.45900752

>read
stfu and blow it out your ass

>> No.45900807

>>45900720
>texthook
do /djt/ really?

>> No.45900883

>>45899635
>translation
in your dreams maybe

>> No.45900928

>>45900807
>just use a paper dictionary and a slide rule bro

>> No.45900937

>>45900928
>cope
>seethe
ywnbatrncwat

>> No.45900949

>>45900937
I don’t care if I’ll never be a trncwat. I didn’t want to be one anyway

>> No.45900963

>>45900949
>I don’t care if I’ll never be able to read native content without a texthooker
sasuga /djt/

>> No.45900986

he is not lying... I don't read vinnies but I had to stop myself from hovering words before trying to read them with yomi, picking up anki again and looking up radicals is helping

came here to ask how to watch airing anime with jap subs, anyone know

>> No.45901002

>>45900963
>>45900986
ya’ll’re a bunch of dekinais who dekican’t can’t learn japanese without the need to zombie hover

>> No.45901005

>I had to stop myself from hovering words before trying to read them with yomi
what do you mean? using yomi takes more effort than trying to read the word, and you should use yomi in case you are not sure about the reading so you don't get crippled

>> No.45901018

>>45901005
>he doesn't know

>> No.45901034

any anime/manga/eroge with 魔法少お嬢様

>> No.45901069

>>45901002
fuck you faggot i told you i'm working on it. you're a retarded boomer if you are completely against newbies using texthookers and yomi. looking up words manually takes longer and is less effective than constant SHORT sessions of anki. it also makes reading less fun.
>>45901005
lol no it doesn't when you're a beginner, you can even hover over kanji you don't know and just read the meaning and not its reading like a retard. it's too much power

>> No.45901086

hovered all day all the time
i didnt make it but i also dont need to hover much now
take it as you will

>> No.45901094

you'll make it some day

>> No.45901096

>newbies
>beginners
just do your drills instead of wasting time on lookups. you shouldn't read at all for the first year

>> No.45901098

>you shouldn't read at all
fixed

>> No.45901107

what even is the point of reading? just listen like the ancient japs did

>> No.45901111

dont read dont listen just flash

>> No.45901112

>>45901107
>what even is the point of reading?
how else would i play palworld in japanese?

>> No.45901119

it will get removed anyway after they are sued by nintendo

>> No.45901122

if nintendo could sue wouldnt they have done it already

>> No.45901127

dunno, not a lawyer

>> No.45901134

>>45901096
honestly can't believe how there's people who unironically do anki for a year before reading, i started doing both at the same time. same with the rtk meme
>>45901107
why is my listening better than my reading

>> No.45901148

if you exclusively do anki for one year, you can learn 100 new words every day and total around 35.000 by the end of it

>> No.45901153

honestly can't believe how there's people who unironically study/input for a year before outputting.

>> No.45901158

>>45901134
it's called "investment". it's better in the long run, since you'll save time on lookups and get a better grasp on kanji/radicals.

same goes for not using texthookers when reading

>> No.45901161

what am i supposed to output into my hand

>> No.45901167

got out of the shower this morning and the gf got me my own blow drier to dry my ass crack with so i don't have to use her anymore. i'm incorporating this into my wedding vows as i type this

>> No.45901169

dont want to spoil the fun and all but someones gotta point out that avoiding emersion for years while wearing weighted flashcards is reddit af :skull:

>> No.45901175

>dont put my blow drier within 2 feet of your anus
this marriage is doomed from the start

>> No.45901184

do you even have a blow drier?

>> No.45901198

you will never know the joy of getting blow dried by the blow drier your waifu got for you

>> No.45901203

honey can you blowdry my anus
yeah let me put down my blowdrier and get the anus blowdrier so i dont get anus aura on my blowdrier

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is this accurate? will it really take 4 years to reach middle school level?

>> No.45901209

>>45901158
grinding a core deck for a month should be enough then, you're going to have to look up new vocab and mine depending on what you're reading anyway. don't even try to defend rtk.
not using texthookers at all when you're starting is either 100% boomer mindset or you're reading something easy like nekopara.

>> No.45901217

middle school vocabulary? prob
middle school fluency? lol that will never happen

>> No.45901229

dno if my gf did that id tell her to take it back to the store and blowdry my anus with her blowdrier or ill have no choice but to think she doesnt love me

>> No.45901240

I want to get as fluent as a JC ! !

>> No.45901242

guys the other thread is fucking lit

>> No.45901298

>>45901153
babies are retarded

>> No.45901300

>>45901208
yes, unless you move to japan

>>45901209
you won't retain shit in a month. after a year you should be able to confortably read at least 1k kanji and around 5k words, which is enough to start reading shit like nekopara without texthooking. then you keep increasing difficulty without using texthookers, and at the end you'll never need them

>> No.45901305

>after a year you should be able to confortably read at least 1k kanji and around 5k words
lmfao

>> No.45901314

if you cant start nekopara by month 3 you are terminally ngmi

>> No.45901315

>>45899574
wrong, understanding isn't a binary

>> No.45901320

>>45901314
you will spend the remaining 9 months reading nekopara unless you hover over everything

>> No.45901330

the more you hover the more comprehensible input you get
seethe

>> No.45901336

>>45901330
and yet you still can't read anything without a texthooker. interesting!

>> No.45901342

>>45901158
unironically sounds like cope
>>45901209
can confirm this i think
grinded a core deck to about 1k and dropped it to mine. Vocab on front and i+1 on back. Very simple. Mentioned this a few threads ago, currently reading TNSremake and the only part that gave me trouble was some bible passage and ayana talking about physics theories. "Read more" feels like the best advice ever honestly

>> No.45901343

havent used a texthooker in uh 4 years whered you get that from

>> No.45901347

id like to order some texthookers

>> No.45901352

>>45901300
most ankitards say you ¨have to strike the iron while its hot¨ doing a whole year of anki without reading is straight up retarded, enough said see, >>45901169 >>45901314
>>45901320
>>45901320
hovering using yomi isn't bad, zombie hovering without trying to parse the sentence or read kanji first is what cripples people

>> No.45901353

if im gonna pay id rather pay for a voicehooker

>> No.45901360

defecate in a texthookers food

>> No.45901363

>>45901342
>i+1
KEK

>> No.45901368

>>45901363
im not repping the sentence, just there for context reminder

>> No.45901375

>>45901352
>hovering using yomi isn't bad, zombie hovering without trying to parse the sentence or read kanji first is what cripples people
unironically sounds like cope

>> No.45901382

just remembered the good times when someone would post n+1 and someone would go full autism for 90 minutes back and forth that n is the wrong letter

>> No.45901386

>>45901368
unironically sounds like cope

>> No.45901396

>>45901386
going to put a picture of your post on the back of the card instead

>> No.45901399

dno the real cope is no i was right to not read for 1 year lmfao

>> No.45901417

>>45901375
should've said looking up words using yomi*. if you think everyone should waste their time drawing kanji and using dictionaries to look them up it unironically sounds like cope because you did

>> No.45901425

>>45901417
natives don't use yomi. cope

>> No.45901435

natives spend 9 years writing every kanji 500 times in their notebooks when they already know tens of thousands of words

>> No.45901437

>>45901425
sorry you wasted your time. cope

>> No.45901439

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYnsJcu83Ww

>> No.45901442

>>45901096
>don't waste time
>do "drills" instead of reading japanese
pick one

>> No.45901444

>>45901437
copecession accepted

>> No.45901445

>>45901439
hold up was he actually based

>> No.45901449

>>45901435
unironically sounds like cope

>>45901442
>t. never acquired a real skill irl

>> No.45901452

>>45901300
>around 5k words, which is enough to start reading shit like nekopara without texthooking
lmao, no

>> No.45901462

while you were in anki purgatory i had to take a day off of input because i bruised my dick
its clear who lost here

>> No.45901463

>>45901445
fun cuts

>> No.45901470

>>45901444
you only keep replying to cope

>> No.45901472

can u 2 get a coping room and go cope each other

>> No.45901476

>>45901462
stop that
i'm the funny one around here

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>>45901452
cope

>> No.45901484

oh nah this nigga in light mode

>> No.45901488

>>45901449
unironically sounds like cope

>> No.45901494

>>45901488
no u

>> No.45901499

copin ass niggas

>> No.45901501

>>45901478
that data is garbage because that site is run by retards

>> No.45901505

>>45901484
lmao

>> No.45901516

imagine seeing 49% unique words and thinking yeah that looks accurate lmfao

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>lmao

>> No.45901533

>>45901516
ほにゃー
kek

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>hanbun ni naru

>> No.45901547

>>45901449
>t. never acquired a real skill irl
i've acquired programming skill and i've done it purely through the emersion+lookup method (write more and google things you don't know)

>> No.45901548

>>45901541
thats obviously bait

>> No.45901552

>>45901531
rofl

>> No.45901553

>>45901501
unironically sounds like cope

>> No.45901557

>>45901541
old subs are a goldmine to trigger the trannies of today with

>> No.45901558

i acquired programming during the critical period by learning like a baby would

>> No.45901565

>>45901547
>programming skill
KEK

>> No.45901573

>>45901478
you won't learn exactly those words before reading it unless you explicitly grind that deck

>> No.45901583

>>45901478
that's a misleading framing because words 2500-4231 are outside top 5k
https://jpdb.io/visual-novel/1577/nekopara-vol-1-soleil-kaiten-shimashita/vocabulary-list?sort_by=by-frequency-global&offset=2500

>> No.45901584

>>45901573
you'll learn 80%, and the other 20% can be understood from context or by looking words by pronounciation (takes literally less time than hovering)

>> No.45901597

>looking words by pronounciation
the voiced lines are all simple words from dumb cats. the hard ones are not voiced

>> No.45901601

>>45901557
not really in that context, its more the show itself
gintama has full episodes dedicated to shitting on trannies and cross dressers iirc

>> No.45901603

>>45901583
or according to jpdb it's 2210 onward to be exact

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>>45901601
sex with paako

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i hope you arent using jpdb

>> No.45901620

jpdb says nekopara vol 1 only uses the word パティスリー one time is this accurate

>> No.45901623

pretty sure it says 49% unique words as in 49% of the total morphs only appear 1 time
thus if u were to add the remaining morphs to get u to the 2k morphs that appear multiple tines ud have approximately 94% comprehension and for each 100 morphs ud get another 0.3%

>> No.45901629

half of the "unique" words are cat onomatopeias

>> No.45901631

>>45900703
lmfao i was scratching my head at 絵麻先非車 wondering if it was some chink phrase

>> No.45901663

looked through like 6 pages of unique words and only saw like 4 onomatopoeia

>> No.45901668

this is some real nerd shit that doesnt matter in the long run

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>> No.45901672

>>45901668
this
not doing fun cuts = ngmi

>> No.45901674

>>45901629
but those r probably used a bunch of times not just once

>> No.45901680

>>45901674
you can make a cat pun with every other unique word

>> No.45901681

It's sad how like half of Japanese media involves stories about how bullying is bad, but then DJT will go on to relentlessly bully people like QM or Gambs. Maybe it's simply that DJTers never get the point of what they read and watch because they dkj

>> No.45901690

bullying is good though, the japs are wrong

>> No.45901692

wanting to learn japanese the way a child or baby would is actually fueled by a deeply rooted fear of growing up and a semi-conscious excuse for continous behavior that allows avoidance of doing just that

>> No.45901693

that's some good bait nyan

>> No.45901695

>integrating morals from virtue signaling slop into yourself

>> No.45901697

ryukishi07 says bullying is good and natural

>> No.45901705

>>45901681
>I
>J
>DJT
>QM
>G

>> No.45901715

how is bullying real lmao, just turn off your life

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45901721

okay, guys. you win. im a retard. there has to be a viable way to practice grammar as a supplement to reading. what is the way because the methods ive tried aren't working. im already prioritizing reading. what else can i do to speed up grammar acquisition. i need to be spoonfed

>> No.45901730

>>45901721
mine from tae kim with very short explanations
delete the cards a few months later when you dont need them anymore

>> No.45901734

read tae kim

>> No.45901736

>>45901721
shinkanzen textbooks but don't tell the lil bros i said it

>> No.45901737

>>45901721
use bunpro

>> No.45901744

cure dolly

>> No.45901747

does anyone have that video of cure dolly's cult thing from like 15 years ago
cant find the link anywhere

>> No.45901752

daily immersion https://youtu.be/rJD0urOpx3o?t=981

>> No.45901755

Is there a way to go back and forth 1 second or 1 frame in a webm played on chrome?

>> No.45901757

daily neuron supressor

>> No.45901761

>>45901755
good mouse control

>> No.45901764

hey guys how's it going
gambs here

>> No.45901769

>>45901761
I need a serious answer for an idea I have.

>> No.45901770

just hovered 次いて

>> No.45901774

>>45901764
how do we get him to bring back his knowledge to the public eye

>> No.45901776

>>45901755
https://github.com/Thann/play-with-mpv
then use , and . in mpv to go between frames
>>45901764
hi gambs

>> No.45901778

>mpv

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>>45897846
>vinnies.
Ngmi.
Just play ryu ga gotoku 0 onwards in Japanese and you will be fluent by the end of the Kiryu saga.

>> No.45901782

i'm gonna assume the japanese name of 漣 in definace of gambs

>> No.45901790

>whitenoise over this weebslop for 1k hours so maybe afterwards you'll be able to read hanahira without lookups

>> No.45901792

so my idea would be to convert manga into <4mb video files, playable on 4chan

the difficulty is deciding how to encourage viewers navigate between pages

>> No.45901793

i'm gonna assume the japanese name of ネグロ in defiance of racists

>> No.45901798

kind of weird when artists draw a half-naked catgirl but then they put a picture of their cat for pose inspiration in the corner

>> No.45901799

>>45899435
kino

>> No.45901804

>>45901793
https://dictionary.goo.ne.jp/word/%E3%83%8B%E3%82%B0%E3%83%AD/#jn-166590

>> No.45901806

that might've been just the onsetting diabeetus causing the sleepiness sirankedo

>> No.45901807

>reading manga

>> No.45901815

>>45901792
if arrow keys don't work by default then the only sensible way is probably to make a userscript that attaches buttons/hotkeys to the <video> element that shift the video by the specific amount of time

>> No.45901816

>>45901721
grammar takes time to internalize, your better off reading and looking things up repeatedly as the real hardship of japanese is the mountain of vocab, you will also eventually bump into sentences that will just make it all click together

>> No.45901817
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It's been about a week of immersion. I'm already reading faster than before but maybe I'm just glossing over meaning...

>> No.45901821

>>45901792
more than 1 frame per page wouldn't affect filesize since there's no extra keyframes

>> No.45901823

hovering isn't immersion

>> No.45901829

sure but the thing inbetween the hovering is

>> No.45901834

>>45901829
unironically sounds like cope

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made some adjustments

>> No.45901892

does anyone else like watching youtubers read games instead of reading them yourself because your internal reading voice sounds like shit and pisses you off?

>> No.45901914

>>45901892
no
you might be retarded

>> No.45901920

unvoiced vn jikkyo = voiced vn
ez gains

>> No.45901924

>>45901834
your "unironically sounds like cope" is starting to unironically sound like "i concede"

>> No.45901925

>>45901892
does your real voice sound like shit?

>> No.45901932

unironically sounds like cope guy needs to stop unironically coping

>> No.45902000

>>45901672
fun cut my life to pieces

>> No.45902007

this is my last resort

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>> No.45902033

jesus take the wheel

>> No.45902064

it seems youre having some trouble in dealing with these changes living with these changes

>> No.45902081

and some say the end is near some say well see armageddon soon i certainly hope we will i sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit

>> No.45902099

Is there a quick and easy resource for windows to look up the pitch accent type of words? dogen showed a built in jap dictionary for mac that shows them.

>> No.45902106

its called faggot.exe

>> No.45902112

>>45902099
nhk oitch accent dictionary

>> No.45902127

i lmao off that he said the dictionary is one of the reasons he buys macbooks

>> No.45902140

i mean if u arent willing to spend a thousand dollars on ur education ur prolly a punk bitch lol

>> No.45902151

think the real reason he buys macbooks is cuz his mom says yes

>> No.45902150

dictionaries aren't a thousand dollars

>> No.45902152

Anyone else getting an error when entering the kaeritv site? The error disappears when I use vpn.

>> No.45902160

>>45901924
unironically sounds like cope

>> No.45902170

the cope sounds unironic

>> No.45902174

>pitch accent
KEK

>> No.45902209

desu if youre an esl pitch accent is the least of your concerns and probably hopeless anyway

>> No.45902219

>>45901874
is this just a meme or is the shit dick in ya mouth vinnie actually good

>> No.45902227

this is the only one that wont cripple you >>45897927

>> No.45902244

its 2024 chances are everything that was good about old vns youve already seen done somewhere else so their impact wont even hit you like it hit people back then

>> No.45902250

今日の日本

かなり真面目

36人のアニメーターが失われた京都アニメーション放火殺人の件

犯人に死刑判決

>> No.45902260

seeing stuff before only ruins shallow vns that dont really have anything else going for them
if a vn is good enough to read twice then that wont be a problem

>> No.45902263

>decide to take the s;g pill
>get filtered HARD by okabe's opening speech
>dropped it right away
guess i'll go read nekopara now

>> No.45902278

never drop a vn because of intimidation only one scene in
t. dropped axanael even though its easy as fuck

>> No.45902296

yeah drop vns cause theyre boring otaku trash

>> No.45902301

true follow ur heart

>> No.45902316

dr k was right, screens before bed block my melatonin production

>> No.45902320

axanael spurs the reader to continue because sakura cant stop spreading her legs

>> No.45902322

read melatonin as menstrual

>> No.45902326

your doctor sucks my cock

>> No.45902330

i self inserted as the tulpa master

>> No.45902336

Can anyone give me the "私の幸せな結婚" Japanese audiobook download link?

>> No.45902349

>>45902263
did u hover mugen?

>> No.45902364

>>45902349
not that one, he says a lot of schizo ramblings right afterwards while talking on phone with himself

>> No.45902385

>>45902219
its good

>> No.45902390

gambs says its epic

>> No.45902398

does gambs take fun cuts though

>> No.45902400

gambs gets his hair cut at fun cuts

>> No.45902403

its all one big fun cut

>> No.45902405

>>45902263
told you >>/jp/thread/45805596#p45811895

>> No.45902410

>>45902405
you cant read that? embarrassing

>> No.45902414

>>45902405
all you have to do is say i dont care about any of this chinese bullshit and move on to the next dialogue

>> No.45902417

i liked his fresh trim better than the unshowered mop or whatever the hell that was

>> No.45902419

not gonna say you gotta do all routes and shit but if you skip a single dialogue box you didnt read the vn

>> No.45902422

>>45902263
take the chaos;head pill instead

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>>45902410
>you cant read that? embarrassing

>> No.45902425

lol reading a vn

>> No.45902426

>>45902414
thank you jamal

>> No.45902431

hey tone down the racism

>> No.45902435

racism is the fun cut to life

>> No.45902447

life would be boring if there werent carlos jamal rahul and wang chung to make fun of

>> No.45902448

wonder how fast a chinaman can to approx n1 with no studying eroge only

>> No.45902452

show me one person called wang chung

>> No.45902459

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0398974/

>> No.45902460

>>45902452
you didnt get the joke unfortunate but standard for djt

>> No.45902466

>>45902460
you also didnt get the joke unfortunate but standard for djt

>> No.45902475

>>45902466
you werent joking tho

>> No.45902483

i stopped making jokes because no one gets them so now every post i make is serious

>> No.45902485

every post on 4chan is serious

>> No.45902488

i get all of them i just keep it to myself

>> No.45902492

get deez

>> No.45902497

used to be that no posts were serious but we had an inversion like 10-15 years ago

>> No.45902499
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>i stopped making jokes because no one gets them so now every post i make is serious

>> No.45902501

>>45901721
do this https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/911122782

>> No.45902502

>>45902448
900 hours

>> No.45902504

>o my premade deck
ngmi

>> No.45902507

that katana looks like plastic mine is way higher quality

>> No.45902508

>i need to be spoonfed

>> No.45902512

>>45902497
>softly signalling you have been on this shithole for why would you do this

>> No.45902517

i cant help how long ive been a newfag it is what it is

>> No.45902520

>>45902512
forgot the line break
meme arrow fail

>> No.45902528

what happened was earler times of internetting was an escape from reality or just a way to have fun with something new and novel
however now that internet is integrated into every single persons life its just completely fucking over and im dead serious
its like when you take a bunch of tasty food and drinks and put them together in a blender and the resulting slurry is just completely shit fucking brown and tastes like puke

>> No.45902532

i see 3 lines i skip

>> No.45902533

doesn't matter we're all above 105 so we still understood your intention

>> No.45902534

>>45902532
me when i read vinnies

>> No.45902539

now that everyone is terminally online you gotta go to a park to escape from reality and shitpost with the boys

>> No.45902541

shitting in the park with the boys

>> No.45902544

throwin the frisbee around with the boys and doggo

>> No.45902547

>>45902528
cut the cables
you have been told this already

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is this getting streamed or what

>> No.45902550

lol

>> No.45902552

they dont look naked to me

>> No.45902553

>>45902548
lmao japan desperate for someone, anyone to get pregnant

>> No.45902555

>>45902548
>evil spirits
theyre talking about us

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nvm got clickbaited by ""journalists"" again

>> No.45902566

momiai climax *nuts*

>> No.45902568

>momiai climax

>> No.45902573

mommy ai?

>> No.45902576

reading about japan in english is defo sub 105 behaviour

>> No.45902587

we need some motivation so the next time djt reaches 2000 posts were going to have a momiai climax

>> No.45902592

i wasn't reading about japan, i was reading about world affairs on /r/anime_titties

>> No.45902594

hadaka de

>> No.45902605

:moai: climax

>> No.45902610

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHi-Yo6QAS4
can yall read it?

>> No.45902613

no

>> No.45902620

read the netflix logo and immediately clicked x and deleted my google account since its now tainted with filth

>> No.45902630

>he first reads english

>> No.45902645

um yeah im white and a native english speaker not some cringe weeabo

>> No.45902649

>>45902548
思うんだけど

常に他者を攻撃してないと

自己の正当性を保てない人たちとは

仲良くなりたくないなあとおもうよ

あたしてきにはたとえば全部日本と同じな世界は気持ち悪いとおもうよ

いろんな人たちがいないとここちがわるい

>> No.45902692

no one ever told me what the typical noob reading rate is

>> No.45902713

noob what? noob5? noob1? noob6?

>> No.45902720

n00b

>> No.45902723

coulda had a super epic reply limit thread

>> No.45902725

looked outside my window and saw matt almost shit myself anyway made a sandwich and looked and hes gone now must have been lookin for an empty house to sleep in

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>>45902725

>> No.45902738

noob6: <1k
noob5: 1-3k
noob4: 3-6k
noob3: 6k-10k
noob2: 10k-20k
noob1: 20k-35k

>> No.45902744

>>45902738
nani kore

>> No.45902747

not joking btw matto sokkuri maybe it was a doppelganger he was even short

>> No.45902756

>>45902744
cphour

>> No.45902761

is that measured in deck size

>> No.45902763

sasuga

>> No.45902764

>>45902756
that's a lot of cp

>> No.45902780

*sees his deck size* *swipes left*

>> No.45902784

midwits love numbers

>> No.45902788

how tall is matt

>> No.45902791

midheight

>> No.45902793

lmao

>> No.45902796

someone did the math a while ago and i forgot the result but it was like 4'10 or something

>> No.45902800

mattos 30 years old and would still get shoved into lockers if he walked through a high school

>> No.45902802

>>45902738
noob5 let's fucking go!!

>> No.45902805

just remembered matto being measured in snks lmfao

>> No.45902806

*stretches back*
yaaah tanosikattaze

>> No.45902809

>>45902796
hes actually 5'5 confirmed someone posted a screenshot from a video that has it shown on screen

>> No.45902817

matt is like the tallest allowable height for a woman

>> No.45902823

lil bro... :skull:

>> No.45902837

dunno i like the idea of a tall woman riding me

>> No.45902846

dont :skull: me im right unless you have a height fetish

>> No.45902851

i have a low height fetish

>> No.45902858

as for me 175cm is best

>> No.45902861

i would have to bend down a lot for every interaction with a 5'5

>> No.45902863

you dont bend down you pick them up

>> No.45902866

145cm is the upper limit

>> No.45902868

european women are over 5'5 anyways

>> No.45902881

who's talking about women

>> No.45902885

me

>> No.45902925

just saw matt again

>> No.45902945

are you sure you arent just turning your monitor off and then back on to tell us about it

>> No.45902954

invite him inside

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>>45902809
>>45902796

>> No.45902980

why would anyone believe that measurement lmfao its an upper bound nothing more

>> No.45902983

Is it really child abuse to have your infant/ toddler sleep in a different room?
I never thought about it, but it makes sense, considering how anxious people get when they're not with their child for more than an hour during those early phases.
In nature, where jobs don't exist, mothers would probably be within an arm's reach of their infant or toddler 24/7.

I wonder how Japanese people treat it.

>> No.45903000

when a japanese baby first walks the parents strap weight to its back to make it fall over and watch it struggle to stand up again until it cries and then they laugh

>> No.45903010

baaaaaaaaaaaased

>> No.45903020

>>45902980
its very believable because of the other people in the pic
i mean sure matto looks more like hes 5'3 or 5'2 here because literally every single person is bigger than him and he looks like a toddler but nonetheless

>> No.45903022

My parents had me sleep in another room and now im here

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>> No.45903040

shut the fuck up its just the perspective making him look small

>> No.45903044

>>45903040
unironically sounds like cope

>> No.45903049

>>45902970
i dont remember a time in my life where i was ever that small damn
no wonder his pride and joy is his language ability because he doesn't have much else going for him

>> No.45903055

>>45902970
>permanently fucking up your body to compete in a sport about damaging your opponent's body
it's like a worse version of boxxing (minus the brain damage?)

>> No.45903057

his verbal iq is over 135 that's better than everything you have

>> No.45903060

>>45903049
i do
it's called elementary school

>> No.45903062

his copes are certainly 135 so youre probably not wrong

>> No.45903063

>>45903057
>verbal iq
KEK

>> No.45903071

verbal iq just means you can manipulate others, so yeah ig he's evil

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>> No.45903078

my cooming iq is 150

>> No.45903079

just found out suicide is considered a 罪 in Japan from the vinnie I'm reading
dame bros

>> No.45903085

suicide is considered a tumi in most cultures lil bro

>> No.45903086

sigoto

>> No.45903092

>>45903077
homeboy in the back is fighting his primal urge to stuff him in a locker

>> No.45903109

wotd
人道に対する罪

>> No.45903157

>>45900318
damn you're learning words specifically about japan's occupation of korea?

>> No.45903172

>>45900256
>遥か遠き

wow how redundant. fuck japanese.

>> No.45903176

you ever just think to yourself dame

>> No.45903183

matt's IQ is probably higher than jordan peterson's

>>45903085
non decadent cultures actually care about life.

>> No.45903187

if youre talking about america suicide is a tumi in the state religion

>> No.45903189

if matt was high iq he wouldnt be in japan

>> No.45903236

>>45899652
I leveled up my listening comprehension by actively listening more. If you just passively listen, you aren't going to absorb much, it is effectively white noise. When listening to music or watching shows, I actively try to hear and comprehend the words being spoken without the aid of written language.

>> No.45903244

need to find a nihonjin on youtube who has something interesting to say

>> No.45903263

>nihonjin
>interesting to say
lol
if they were smart enough to have something interesting to say they would have learned english

>> No.45903265

matt says hiroyuki is one of the great thinkers of our time

>> No.45903267

is there a siote that goes into the history of kanjis, im curious as to why 沢山 was used to represent たくさん i get some of the time kanji is just used as a way to represent the sound and has 0 meaning connotations but like たくさん is a pretty simple and common word

>> No.45903277

the word youre looking for is 語源

>> No.45903279

as you level up in japanese you understand just how much of a caveman language it really is
it doesnt get any more complicated than that

>> No.45903283

ngl the hardest part about katakana is trying to speak out loud very butchered english to make guesses on which word it could be

>> No.45903291

katakana doesnt always or even often mean english so theres your first mistake
look back on the recent folly of vodka guy as an example

>> No.45903292

been on a roll with my katakana guessing lately
waiting for some dutch loanwords to pop up and fuck me soon

>> No.45903293

katakana is usually easy to feel out and the like 1/30 words that arent immediately obvious you just google and find out immediately

>> No.45903295

ノストラダムス

>> No.45903298

>he hasn't learnt dutch in preparation for japanese
imagine skipping the tutorial

>> No.45903300

>>45902548
they will wear loincloth and loinbra

>> No.45903302

whats the optimal order to learn languages without skipping

>> No.45903307

1. english

>> No.45903309

english
massive power gap
who cares

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>>45903277
thanks man

not sure how tf this makes sense or what a ateji is but hey

>> No.45903316

english has a bunch of dependencies though

>> No.45903320

dependencies nutz

>> No.45903321

never heard of a non-jp vegan becoming fluent in japanese
just doesn't happen, understandably so, their brains would be too malnourished to learn something as irrelevant as another culture's language

>> No.45903324

in order to learn japanese you need to learn english dutch and chinese
in order to learn english and dutch you need to learn french german and spanish
in order to learn all those, you need to learn latin

>> No.45903327

>>45903321
ciaran

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>>45897216
yoooo

>> No.45903331

gonna give this 3 line fucker a dutch oven if he doesnt stfu

>> No.45903332

>latin
nah blud no one speaks that shit not even the latin :skull:

>> No.45903335

>>45903316
no it's all english. it's not a dependency if it's already copy pasted into it

>> No.45903337

dno why but kind of want to watch school days again suddenly

>> No.45903339

where in english will you find パン

>> No.45903342

just realized in db super vegeta went vegan and thats why he became a huge whipped pussy lmao

>> No.45903344

>>45903324
in order to learn latin you need to learn etruscan but you can't because there are no records so you're ngmi in japanese

>> No.45903346

pants
panties
pan-fry
pandemic
panda

>> No.45903349

5 lines nigga wtf chill tf out

>> No.45903350

pangolin
covid19

>> No.45903351

they've made a school days anime?
isn't that kind of redundant considering the vn is also animated

>> No.45903354

crazy to think there are people here who didnt watch school days

>> No.45903355

pancreas

>> No.45903356

school days anime is like 20 years old lil bro

>> No.45903359

imagine not watching live on japanese television when they just didnt air the final episode and instead gave us a nice boat

>> No.45903360

not a dusty ass boomer but alr

>> No.45903362

i think nice boat was the peak of my life and then it was all downhill from there

>> No.45903364

>>45899887
>The voice lines really do make a huge difference.
but what do you mean by this? because i barely even notice voice lines when i read a VN. because i'm busy reading it.

do you NOT read a line at first and you just try to listen to a line on repeat and try to figure out what's being said? and then you read it to confirm? or are you less involved than that? because the less involved i am the less i think i get out of listening.

>> No.45903369

>>45903362
nice boat was probably one of if not the last good times in anime history before everything got pozzed to fuck

>> No.45903371

the peak of my life was touching my middle school's crush's breasts while she didnt notice

>> No.45903374

she noticed

>> No.45903375

bruh.. she noticed

>> No.45903376

>>45903328
>"""reading""" anime when vn exists
why

>> No.45903377

how did she not notice was she breathing

>> No.45903378

youre supposed to listen to voiced lines not read them

>> No.45903382

whats the point of touching her boobs if she isnt in on it too and lets you know she likes it

>> No.45903386

>>45903371
>>45903374
>>45903375
:skull:

>> No.45903388

>>45903364
nta but reading gradually becomes automatic so you're no longer busy with it and then you can pay attention to the audio

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>>45903376
you wouldnt understand

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>> No.45903405

iq way too low to be hot and yet she is wtf

>> No.45903406

>>45903399
how many thousands of years ago was it when i made that lol

>> No.45903407

we had a "textile class" where we were taught to stitch and sew
at the end of the school year, our lesson would be photography and i helped her get into her medieval style clothes
i constantly brushed my hands over her breasts (and maybe even nipples) without being too obvious about it
she didnt comment on it, nor did she like me less after class

anyway she had a bf so hopefully shes happy

>> No.45903408

>>45903265
hiroyuki is peak midwit

>> No.45903412

lil bro she knew and you could have gotten laid

>> No.45903422

reminds me of a time in high school i was turned around in class talking to a homeboy and there was a girl in the next row over behind us but two desks in front of her were empty and shed look at me and spread her legs while wearing a skirt
that girl also was pregnant by senior year so maybe its good i didnt go for that

>> No.45903423

bruh out here thinkin people actually be like
>she accidentally brushed her hands against my penis like 8 times what an embarrassing mistake im just glad she helped me put my cosplay on

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>> No.45903435

>>45903428
need a JC to do this to me

>> No.45903437

>>45903388
when i read i actively make sure to sound out every word in my head (often checking myself with a dictionary afterwards) to make sure i'm reading it correctly. when i do that the audio is superfluous.

but i'm guessing that means i should stop sounding out stuff in my head.

>> No.45903441

dno i want women to smile when showing me their panties

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>> No.45903447

that manga got so fuckin boring btw

>> No.45903459

>>45897216
>why are you learning japanese
https://youtu.be/X4_FXBDp6wI
tho manlet bros, its owari da

>> No.45903485

lol...

>> No.45903487

learning japanese makes it harder to date but easier to pay

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>> No.45903512

still cant decide if sexpatting is based or cringe

>> No.45903545

guys the kyoani arsonist got the death sentence

>> No.45903549

sometimes japanese words pop up in my mind but i can't remember the meaning and have to look it up and it pisses me off. happaned with さはん just now

>> No.45903564

rip bozo

>> No.45903579

>>45903545
should have got something even worse although hes only a slave of the globohomo anti otaku movement so maybe its fair

>> No.45903612

i love the inconsistencies in School Days.
sekai just memory holed that i had sex with her and thinks that kissing is the furthest we've gone.

>> No.45903613

>>45903545
>m-m-muh chinese cartoons!
grow up

>> No.45903641

>>45903545
kyoani arsonist just wanted better anime in the world
but the world has spoken
there will only be shit anime from now on

>> No.45903645

>>45900649
yes, i did it

>> No.45903648

japan has a death sentence?

>> No.45903649

you did jack shit isu tard

>> No.45903657

>>45903648
yeah esl-kun but it doesnt happen often

>> No.45903662

>esl-kun
imagine being proud of being an eop
total anglo death

>> No.45903663

i has death sentence now pls?

>> No.45903666

we are the language you will never speak without sounding like a piece of shit

>> No.45903675

you give me death ちょうだい?

>> No.45903682

>>45903662
you speak our language and are forcibly taught it from a young age
we don't even know your language exists

>> No.45903683

>>45901583
now do that for these >>45897846

hanahira top 2k words?
wolf girl top 6k words?
s;g top 10k words?

>> No.45903685

are these eops in the room with us right now

>> No.45903688

>>45903666
>we are the language
uh huh

>> No.45903687

>we don't even know your language exists
the self owns write themselves

>> No.45903689

>>45903545
thats what you get for going against kyoani
people always forget they animated full metal panic, was naive to target them

>> No.45903692

>>45903612
never read a vn that bad the author must have really not cared at all

>> No.45903694

yeah being from an irrelevant country and speaking an irrelevant language is def a big self own

>> No.45903699

native english speakers = kings
>>45903689
to be fair they only did fumoffu and it was the only decent anime they ever did so really they did deserve what happened

>> No.45903698

kyoani never made a bad anime

>> No.45903702

damn forgot about fmp. that shit was kino as fuck, might rewatch
it's been so long i think i watched it in fucking dub, like 15 years ago

>> No.45903704

thinkin eops should be pronounced e and then ops

>> No.45903709

>>45903692
School Days is fully animated, but animations get re-used across different routes. so you can see that there's a lot of potential for mistakes. i don't think it's that the author didn't care, but the studio must have been trying to cut costs

>> No.45903713

i like to use the different georgian scripts for my dnd campaign because no one knows georgia is a country rofl

>> No.45903717

i know youre still mad but its not kyoanis fault that the bassist didnt get laid

>> No.45903725

tfw no tessa gf

>> No.45903727

lil bro... thats a state :skull:

>> No.45903729

>>45903699
they also did season 2 which had hot yuri sibling incest

>> No.45903731

blud... state is a different word for country :skull:

>> No.45903737

mf thinks they speak a diff language in atlanta

>> No.45903741

>>45903729
picked up

>> No.45903744

>>45903729
>hot yuri sibling incest
cute

>> No.45903751

europeans dont know about fiji, but americans do because of the bottled water brand

>> No.45903755

bro thinks people who live in atlantis speak english

>> No.45903757

honestly kind of mad how little yuri sibling incest ive seen in anime lately

>> No.45903758

we have fiji water in the uk so i assume they have it in the eu too

>> No.45903761

>>45903737
ebonics isnt english

>> No.45903768

i love you

>> No.45903769

lil bro actin like hes been to atlanta lmfao did you find the plane while you were there

>> No.45903772

an eop would never utter those words btw

>> No.45903777

>>45903717
actually he did it was part of the conditions of her getting the dende role in dbs
she was court ordered to give the bass player his long awaited fuck

>> No.45903778

never been out of my country
never been on a plane
never will

>> No.45903785

761
okay, now say that to a black person in real-life
go on, lil eop

>> No.45903790

theyd agree with me tho

>> No.45903798

>>45903751
real europeans have been into international football at some point in their lives so they know fiji

>> No.45903802

hirano aya being court ordered to have sex with me was actually my dream in 2006

>> No.45903807

real europeans can honestly suck my dick

>> No.45903810

i am greek

>> No.45903813

europe is a third world country

>> No.45903818

europe is pretty much just north africa at this point and they deserve it

>> No.45903845

yoshi let's check out this game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QznXl9dVQV0

>> No.45903846

>>45903810
nobody's gonna get your int memes bro

>> No.45903853

>>45903845
this is for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyhTkYmTmRQ

>> No.45903855

get kind of mad when the 90 seconds of netflix localization credits starts like i aint watched any of that shit and even if i did they wouldnt deserve my respect

>> No.45903863

if you watch anything netflix the above video is also for you

>> No.45903869
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45903869

>>45903683
Hanahira has 2654 unique words.
1100 of these words fall within top 2k of words.
1650 of these are top 6k words.

Wolf girl has 6073 unique words.
3300 of these words are top 6k words.
4050 of them are top 10k words

Steins gate has 13514 unique words.
6700 of them are top 10k words.
8400 are top 15k.
9600 are top 20k.

>> No.45903881

dunmeshi isnt anything special but tellin me to kms is a little extreme

>> No.45903890

i mean if youre a netflix slop slave its really fairly justified

>> No.45903894

>>45903869
woah kaiba almost went to the shadow realm

>> No.45903895

that scene wasn't in the 4kids remake

>> No.45903901

how many netflix slops do i have to have seen to be considered a slave

>> No.45903903

>>45903895
if it was some kid wouldve whipped out his yugioh deck during columbine and found out anime really isnt like real life at all

>> No.45903907

cyberkino and dungeon meshi are peak, no matter how much chuds seethe about N

>> No.45903908

>>45903853
acquired あいらんど https://streamable.com/ypzrp4

>> No.45903910

just paying for netflix makes you a slave

>> No.45903913

>>45903869
huh, those are pretty good ratios. maybe one true path was right

>> No.45903914

>paying
>for anime
talk about self own lmfao

>> No.45903917
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45903917

>>45903910
>you can't watch netflixslop for free

>> No.45903918

if you watch anything with a netflix logo anywhere on it just end yourself youre a fucking slave you might as well just get down on your knees and eat the grass too

>> No.45903925

>>45903869
>Hanahira has 2654 unique words.
which n is that

>> No.45903929

other guy is right cyberpunk made the rest of the year look like a joke

>> No.45903930

ok you're still chugging slave slop paying or not

>> No.45903933

>paying for netflix is being a slave
just listen to yourself
you don't even drink actual animal blood or eat raw animal organs
who is the slave in this situation? everyone.

>> No.45903936

3500 words is fluent so idk n2

>> No.45903938

>>45903929
you forgot to turn on your monitor

>> No.45903942

>>45903930
but that's enough about vtubers

>> No.45903947

slave guy outed himself as a payfag and is trying to recover the situation lmfao

>> No.45903949

>>45903933
i eat fucking bull testicles everyday and wash it down with cow blood dont fucking act like you know me you slave fuck

>> No.45903952

>45903942
obsessed

>> No.45903959

Oh my god I am so fucking retarded
My post >>45903952 (Me) was meant for >>45903942
No idea what happened to the first arrow.

>> No.45903960

>>45903942
there's never enough when it comes to vtubers

>> No.45903972
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45903972

>nooooo why are you paying for your media youre supposed to pirate everything and help kill the industry so the ユダヤ tribe has an easier time taking over

>> No.45903974

>>45903949
n0 energy

>> No.45903975

lil bro really tryin to bring back replying :skull:

>> No.45903976

wish i could lergally pay for loli doujins to further their production

>> No.45903978
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45903978

>> No.45903980

pay or not if you watch slop funded by ユダ公s you are a fucking slave and you should eat grass like the cattle you are

>> No.45903981

if i were a millionaire id just make anonymous donations to every loli circle that i fapped to

>> No.45903983

>my wallet funds the industry
bet this guy uses western streaming services

>> No.45903992

>>45903981
based

>> No.45903993

nah bro ill have to use the joker on that katakana fr

>> No.45903995

>>45903981
self own

>> No.45904006

yeah i own myself, what of it? youre owned by the government and your immediate social contacts

>> No.45904009

>>45903972
least intelligent post of all time

>> No.45904013

dont care about being owned i just want to be loved

>> No.45904014
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45904014

same same

>> No.45904020

>>45904013
>i just want to be loved
watch vtubers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NLw-SDzfXM

>> No.45904023

>>45904009
monitor

>> No.45904027
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45904027

>>45904013
>i just want to be loved
create tulpas

>> No.45904030

if you watch vtubers you are irredeemable in the eyes of the lord

>> No.45904032

>>45903981
absolutely bizarre

>> No.45904033
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45904033

YRULJ?

>> No.45904036

>>45904030
good, he is irredeemable in my eyes

>> No.45904039

dont care what your imaginary sky dad thinks

>> No.45904046

this is what causes people to stray and become as pathetic as they are
when you lose your way from god you become a slave

>> No.45904048
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45904048

think ill make a tulpa of aoi

>> No.45904050

youre a slave to your made up god

>> No.45904051
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45904051

>> No.45904052

thats why youre not a millionaire

>> No.45904053

https://streamable.com/5qzc4d
me reading japanese

>> No.45904054

being a slave to religion is as bad as it gets cuz at least the government is real lmfao

>> No.45904060

音楽 recommends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZEpw6ANRVI

>> No.45904061

>>45904050
>>45904052
>>45904054
im not a slave to god
god wants me to be like him thats why he made me in his image

>> No.45904062

>>45904053
lmao

>> No.45904068

god should strive to be more like me

>> No.45904070

>im not a slave to master
>master wants me to be like him thats why he trained me in his image

>> No.45904071

>>45904068
what are you like

>> No.45904074
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45904074

god is just a tulpa for religious people

>> No.45904078

stfu cucks

>> No.45904079

god isnt a tulpa cuz most of them cant even talk to him

>> No.45904081

a really shitty one, too
thousands of JKs to choose from, and you chose some ambigious old man

>> No.45904083

im not a cuck i insert as the fat bald ntr man

>> No.45904086

>>45904070
you dont understand the difference i can do whatever i want unlike a slave
i also dont make decisions because of what god might think i make them because of what i think because i trust god enough to know that i have his godliness within me
basically god is the god that believes in the god that believes in me

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>>45904060
yooo

last one i liked was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIjIiKz5SIs

>> No.45904087

I insert as god

>> No.45904091

i insert as the electrical outlet that looks like its makin a face at the depressing situation goin down before it

>> No.45904093

god is a jk

>> No.45904100

>i can do whatever i want i just choose to be a slave

>> No.45904102

god is a js

>> No.45904103

according to anon, god created me in his image
therfore, god is a fat ugly balding male

>> No.45904111

if god creates baby in his image then god is a baby

>> No.45904112

when people say that they dont mean you actually look like god they just mean god is white its a figure of speech

>> No.45904114

>>45904103
to put it more accurately you are a fat ugly balding version of god
i think amongst his creations he would call you mid

>> No.45904115

>>45904103
best post itt
shut it down

>> No.45904118

>>45904103
he created you in his image but you deteriorated, otherwise you wouldn't know what's ugly or not

>> No.45904119

if i look mid, then i dont even want to know what low looks like

>> No.45904121

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVIFMbwxOc

>> No.45904124

>>45904114
mid means average
the average person isnt fat ugly and balding

>> No.45904125

>>45904086
>i can do whatever i want
but what you are allowed to want is limited by your religion

>> No.45904126

>>45904103
He's also a cute seiyuu pop star

>> No.45904128

haruhi is dead lil bro let it go

>> No.45904129

i wish haruhi was never born

>> No.45904134

>>45904125
yeah but people choose their religion so idk what your point is.

>> No.45904136

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKDuIhNVLyg

>> No.45904137

>>45904134
>people choose their religion
not really

>> No.45904141

people choose their government too

>> No.45904150

>>45904141
very real post
every day when they get out of bed they consent to getting raped the ways they do

>> No.45904153

https://youtu.be/cvaIgq5j2Q8

>> No.45904155

one two seven three down the rockefeller street life is marchin on do you feel that

>> No.45904159

if you live in a free country, as everyone here in this thread does, you choose to be part of a particular religion.
i mean, martin luther was a christian and he rejected the catholic church.

>> No.45904163

replace particular religion with particular denomination

>> No.45904166

particular domination

>> No.45904171

god damn it jamal

>> No.45904175

>>45904159
i'd want to choose the sun god ra
but my country doesnt recognize it as a real religion

>> No.45904180

the satanists are fighting your battle for free worship anon

>> No.45904191

what religion does worship loli

>> No.45904194

you all got the wrong idea about religion but thats ok, keep being sheep.

>> No.45904197

i think one of the sand religions does

>> No.45904200

wonder if the satanist church frowns upon attending only to try to find a goth gf

>> No.45904208

>>45904191
your local priest or pastor

>> No.45904212

>you just dont get it
yeah yeah

>> No.45904213

this is one of the worst thread we ever head

>> No.45904217

>>45904191
>>45904208
lmao

>> No.45904221

it’s pretty fun reading japanese peoples random thoughts on twitter

>> No.45904226

this is one of the threads of all time

>> No.45904228

>>45904208
i thought theyre only into shota

>> No.45904236

:skull:

>> No.45904237

>>45904074
i have been thinking this exact thing
god is just a culturally inherited tulpa that everyone just projects their ideals onto, usually within the limits of what their religious book prescribed but a lot of times not even then lol that’s why you have gay christian’s and muslims who pretend their god is a lot nicer than the book. since it’s just imagination anything goes

>> No.45904244

>>45904237
youre projecting just fyi lil nigga

>> No.45904247

>usually within the limits of what their religious book prescribed
usually? probably less than 1% of the time

>> No.45904252

yall arguing about the messengers but never ask what is the message

>> No.45904256

if there was a message its long gone after 2000 years of telephone

>> No.45904257

message = lolis are cute and funny

>> No.45904261

armpit pressed onigiri

>> No.45904266

could never love a woman who doesnt wax

>> No.45904275

>>45904261
baaaaaaaased

>> No.45904282

thinking you understand the message just means schizophrenia is setting in

>> No.45904283

>>45903236
level up active listening even more by challenging yourself to repeat some of the lines you hear and try to actually mimic their accent to sound japanese like them. a good habit would be to practice saying out loud 10 different lines at least 2x each in every show you watch. easy speaking gains.

>> No.45904288

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hCULo5e9SgE

>> No.45904294

>>45904244
projecting what

>> No.45904303

the message: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku6A5w6uWtY

>> No.45904313

how shitty is it to live in inaka japan

>> No.45904320

it's heaven

>> No.45904328

too many insects

>> No.45904330

dont worry they are dwindling

>> No.45904339

>fapped to hags
>came
>extreme desire to cuddle with js
what do you call this phenomenon

>> No.45904340

just go to hokkaido or tohoku inaka

>> No.45904343

賢者タイム

>> No.45904344

mental illness

>> No.45904347

>>45904032
dont steal my gimmicks

>> No.45904352

you will own nothing

>> No.45904356

no matter where you go in japan theres bugs

>> No.45904361

are there places without bugs

>> No.45904365

theres no gokiburis in hokkaido bro

>> No.45904372

depends on what you consider bugs but probably in antarctica

>> No.45904374

>>45904361
the surface of mars

>> No.45904382

inaka live looks comfy ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBvqGjR231w

>> No.45904389

i can't choose, it's going to be gunma

>> No.45904409

>>45904382
thats not comfy she busts her ass i doubt the average djt poster has the physical ability to do what she does for even half a day

>> No.45904416

i too sit in an office all day and am terrified of a little physical work

>> No.45904423

depends. how many anki reps can she do in a day. yeah... that's what i thought

>> No.45904443

>>45904416
thats not a little you can tell that lady busts her ass every single day
i give you a day and a half before youre over that shit and sore and want to go back to being a lump

>> No.45904464

you just start a breast feeding channel to bring in some income to pay for someone else to do shit

>> No.45904480

>>45904443
>i give you a day and a half before youre over that shit and sore and want to go back to being a lump
you do what you have to do.
i dont have to do any of that shit and so i dont. but if i had to, i wouldnt have any choice but to do it, whether i can or not.
so i dont get your point really.

>> No.45904496

>>45904382
>third world rural japan
But 田舎命 seems like the end goal
recently youtube got me the cutest dork living and working in the country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W1HH8xsFJk

>> No.45904506
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>> No.45904515

>>45904409
>physical ability
nigga thats a woman
you can get accustomed to that kind of life style, physically speaking, in a matter of weeks
the biggest problem will be the lack of technology

>> No.45904517

>>45904480
are you in a strange way saying you are an npc?

>> No.45904518

lil bro thats a brazilian...

>> No.45904532

>>45904515
lol a lot of loser boys dont know that theres women out there tougher and with more grit than them

>> No.45904541

they're only tougher because they have no choice, dumbass
imagine being proud of being a poverty-stricken third worlder

>> No.45904555

>>45904496
that isnt japan ive confirmed this by going through the channel and found other people speaking
i wont tell you which language however

>> No.45904561 [DELETED] 

>>45904409
>>45904515
>>45904541
you know a man does 90% of the work in between the jump cuts, right?

>> No.45904564
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45904564

1. Read flashcard
2. Stand up
3. Guess flashcard
4. Squat
5. Check answer
6. Get new flashcard
7. Repeat 1-6 until fit and jouzu

>> No.45904567

>>45904564
exercising for no reason will only age you faster

>> No.45904568

>i wont tell you which language
its ok bro about half the thread is brazilian so we already know

>> No.45904570

>>45904409
>>45904515
>>45904532
you know a man does 90% of the work in between the jump cuts, right?

>> No.45904574

>>45904541
theres always a choice bro
do you think everyone manages to survive adversity or doesnt otherwise run away or break?
>>45904561
i mean it is a youtube channel with a paypal link on it so im only using it as a representation of real people even if it may not be entirely real itself

>> No.45904578

lil bro deleted his post :sob:

>> No.45904580

bro nobody cares this is the most boring conversation i ever witnessed

>> No.45904582

>>45904574
>do you think everyone manages to survive adversity or doesnt otherwise run away or break?
are you retarded? if running away was so easy then they would just do it

>> No.45904586

>>45904578
no, i fixed the link to wrong post.

>> No.45904591
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yooo this country scuffed af lmao

>>45904582
its not easy
people get to the breaking point and then things happen

>> No.45904597

>>45900289
werks on my machine

>> No.45904603
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45904603

Actually better idea:

Do burpees, but read the card while doing the pushup and make your guess while jumping.

>> No.45904616

actually even better idea:

stfu while you stfu

>> No.45904618
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45904618

Would you still do your reps if you were sentenced to death?

>> No.45904619

do flashcards while hanging from the stairway

>> No.45904620

heres a burpee for you *burps loudly*

>> No.45904622

beginner bro do whatever helps you memorize words but dont involve us in it. this is the intermediate thread

>> No.45904629

>>45904618
everyone of us is already sentenced to death

>> No.45904635

i can't do my burpees rn bc i had penis enlargment surgery. full fletched 4 inches now

>> No.45904637

>>45904629
dame

>> No.45904639

japan has a death sentence?

>> No.45904648

yeah but only one
they like pass it around or something

>> No.45904661

>>45904555
you mean the original video, of course not, you could tell by the thumbnail
its very likely south east asian, thai or something like that

>> No.45904660

you know how the saying goes
the house that's got the white arrow stuck in the roof, they gotta go

>> No.45904663

its not a sentence no one sentenced us because there is no god

>> No.45904667
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45904667

yeah dude

>> No.45904670

is he pooping from his eyes

>> No.45904676

blame yourself or god

>> No.45904677

he forgot to do his reps, was put to death by the djt squad

>> No.45904678

>>45904570
fucking lmao, if you think that's a lot of work for a man you're indeed a lost cause

>> No.45904682

>>45904663
salty low iq

>> No.45904685
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45904685

god i'm glad i know japanese... and also don't play jrpgs

>> No.45904689

>>45904678
you replied to the wrong post

>> No.45904700

>>45904685
i'm worried allegra might have a bigger shlong than me

>> No.45904705

>>45904685
>2 white characters voiced by niggers
can they fucking stop this shit

>> No.45904706

>>45904685
Uh... white males where?

>> No.45904707

>>45904685
okay this is what they look like but how do they sound like?

>> No.45904717

kind of want to sibari a cute girl with a baibu and a blindfold ykwim

>> No.45904724

never listened to a dub never fucking will
defecate in a dub voice actors food

>> No.45904726

look at all these (you)s i'm holding i'm rich

>> No.45904728

anime characters dont have races they might actually be black

>> No.45904729

nidkwymaawtra? (no i dont know what you mean and also why the random abbreviations?)

>> No.45904736

japan makes anime characters white because they are the most aesthetically pleasing race objectively

>> No.45904738

iykyk

>> No.45904744

Why is it that when I try to find the source of the "exercising too much will kill you" idea, all I can find are unsourced Indian news articles and alt-medicine blogs.

...Are you guys just quoting Trump again?

>> No.45904748

oof buddy reddit was the door over

>> No.45904749

>>45904744
you're looking for >>>/r/eddit

>> No.45904750
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45904750

Anyone knows the video source of this?
I just keep heating that final part, I think audio conveys better the feeling

>> No.45904751

define "too much"
too much of anything will kill you so its probably true

>> No.45904752

if your video game has so much story it requires voice acting i don't want to play it. if i want a story i read a book. you know what's the best video game of all time? motherfucking crazy taxi. nothing but one liners in there and i like it that way

>> No.45904753

>>45904736
wrong it's because they're cheaper to color

>> No.45904754

>>45904744
no tech lead, he's smart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSt6VLCuGEk

>> No.45904756

that reminds me when i was in syogakko other kids told me if kids work out hard too young they stop growing is that real i never googled it

>> No.45904764

>>45904752
based and gmi

>> No.45904767
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45904767

So this thread is as shitiest as it can be,
why so many retards frequent here?

>> No.45904770

theres a correlation between being small (short, low fat, low muscle) and living a long healthy life

>> No.45904782

this thread is the only good place left in 4channel

>> No.45904789

>>45904752
nice dude very nice thumbs up from me
>>45904754
its pretty much true
muscleheads are losers they destroy their bodies as a cope for not being happy with themselves and feeling like they have to jump through all these hoops to be good enough
meanwhile people like matto who have no muscle and are shorter than women are getting laid every night anyway

>> No.45904795

>>45904756
no, but they're not going to get much muscle before puberty anyway.
boys get an internal roid factory when they hit puberty.

>> No.45904799

why do young beautiful women who get into porn ruin their bodies with tattoos and surgeries?

>> No.45904806

>>45904799
you need to be mentally ill to get into porn

>> No.45904808
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>>45904770
goblin hands wrote this post

>> No.45904817

>>45904799
the more normalized and socially acceptable it becomes the more people will do it
morals are relative

>> No.45904820

>>45904799
they dont, see any jav slut with a tattoo?
its a western phenomenon only

>> No.45904825

nipponjin sluts would have tattoos if they could still get into onsen

>> No.45904827

i remember seeing a jav bitch with a yakuza style full back tattoo

>> No.45904845

wonder how bad it would hurt to get my dick tatted

>> No.45904852

>>45904845
probably not as bad as you might think unless you get hard while theyre doing it

>> No.45904869

it's the yakuza's fault 彫り物 aren't preceived as cool anymore
when the 鳶の者 where still firemen people probably thought they were pretty rad

>> No.45904907

just got done lifting
my bros are doing your reps right?

>> No.45904913

eating some burger king right now

>> No.45904915

im not white

>> No.45904924

ngmi

>> No.45904926

>>45904907
>done lifting
https://streamable.com/r7ohl7

>> No.45904933

english voice actors just cant put emotion into anything

>> No.45904943

english natives are soulless

>> No.45904957

was talking about the non native there

>> No.45904965

esl from yuropoor country still seething lmao
post in my language, the superior language, you fucking slave lmao

>> No.45904970

>>45904744
because you suck at trying to find sources
there are so many peer-reviewed studies on overtraining

>> No.45904994

gotta be careful about overtraining your neural nets

>> No.45904999
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Hire an akuma in Tokyo for immersion and conversation practice.

>> No.45905004

dumb ai art

>> No.45905007

>my language
i dont speak hebrew sorry

>> No.45905009

>>45904799
they were ruined the moment they lost their virginity anyway

>> No.45905013
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>> No.45905015

aisloppa

>> No.45905027
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>> No.45905036

合計?

>> No.45905048

kohgo

>> No.45905053

>>45905027
takaine

>> No.45905066

>>45904820
Exactly: literal prostitutes in Tokyo look and act like cute virgins in bed.

>> No.45905084

boring
low t beta men like that kind of thing i guess

>> No.45905085

>>45904913
king shit
lifting those carbs is hard work brother

>> No.45905088

dno what the appeal of a virgin act is

>> No.45905089

>>45904999
thats a child

>> No.45905094

shes twice your age lil bro

>> No.45905096

kon'nichiwa!

watashi wa otaku dess!

ecchi anime ga doko da yo?

>> No.45905101

>>45905085
my digestive system gets a good workout lol

>> No.45905108

エッチなアニメはどこですか*

>> No.45905110

>>45905096
>>45905108
ADN

>> No.45905115

stop replying with nonsense abbreviations

>> No.45905119

N3 enough to hit up okubo park?

>> No.45905122

/djt/ meetup in ikebukuro when?

>> No.45905128

>>45905088
you're mentally ill

>> No.45905131

>>45905110
>>45905115
im sorry, its an anime streaming site and uncensored
https://animedigitalnetwork.fr/

>> No.45905132

>>45905089
>he fell for the aisloppa
give up on japanese, you're too low to make it

>> No.45905136

just what japan needs more gaijin street gatherings

>> No.45905140

whats mentally ill about not wanting to pay a whore to pretend to be a virgin lmfao calm down lil bro

>> No.45905142

>>45905122
not without my og

>> No.45905190

live 2 cities over from matto and his train to get into central osaka goes through my home eki yet to see him tho

>> No.45905197

imagine taking the slave box on rails couldn't be me

>> No.45905198

>>45905190
wheres he at

>> No.45905202

>>45904051
>>45902732
uncanny

>> No.45905203

the slave box
the bug carrier lmao

>> No.45905211

literally everyone in djt is mentally ill

>> No.45905213

epic 1000+ reply thread

>> No.45905214
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What is the appeal of パチスロ?

>> No.45905222

letting go of your hand apparently

>> No.45905226
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>>45905214

>> No.45905227

literally everyone on 4channel is mentally ill

>> No.45905238

posting in an epic 1000 post thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx8ROS-o-qk

>> No.45905247

you guys have serious resentment issues

>> No.45905248

wait matt lives in kansai? im in kyoto hope i never run into him cause i dont want to have a laughing outburst in public

>> No.45905267

>>45905248
gaijin loser

>> No.45905271

dont sign ur posts

>> No.45905274

why do newfags think 1k posts makes the thread epic

>> No.45905279

>>45904845
>>45904852
https://51cg1.com/archives/110258/

>> No.45905284

im just coping with the fact that well never have a real epic thread again

>> No.45905318

>>45905267
im not a pest living in another country thats (you)

>> No.45905320

thread cant be epic until all you losers leave and i get some fresh blood who has other things to talk about than whos of the past

>> No.45905322

why do newfags try to kill epic threads?
>>45905220

>> No.45905323

countries don't exist

>> No.45905328

>>45905214
>you can let go of your hand now
inane esl babbling

>> No.45905335

>>45905320
lets talk about why ydnkj

>> No.45905345

just spent 7 hours manually tagging my saved images while listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iukj7S4qs4U

on loop

i have the power of god

>> No.45905349

new malicious

>>45905347
>>45905347

>> No.45905350

who tags images

>> No.45905356

sounds like a good slave pastime

>> No.45905357

>>45905335
the reason why i do now know japanese is because i acquired it unconsciously without trying

>> No.45905361

what is slave anons problem

>> No.45905372
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45905372

alright then, smart guys

how the fuck am i supposed to find anything in this mess without tags?

>> No.45905376

>>45905349
rofl

>> No.45905381

>>45905357
after how long 30 years? lol

>> No.45905386

jk i do the same but i built my own tagging system not some faggot's overengineered mini os

>> No.45905392

>built my own
eww disgusting

let me see it

>> No.45905396

not a slave to anyone elses tagging

>> No.45905400

>>45905386
i wish i could do that but not all of us are coding geniuses like ciaran

>> No.45905405

you can't rly see it its just an sqlite table

>> No.45905404

tags are for fags

>> No.45905411

post the schema

>> No.45905415

post the smegma

>> No.45905425

why is smegma such an underrated fetish tho

>> No.45905430
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>>45905411

>> No.45905434

smega muh dragon ballz

>> No.45905439

because its secretly just a sweat fetish, with added dead skin cells

>> No.45905453

my balls get dry and flake in large pieces

>> No.45905454

https://streamable.com/76hatt

>> No.45905460

yo same

>> No.45905471

lmao the insecurity
considering he has to physically look up at this japanese guy who just kind of noncommittally agrees and nods lol

>> No.45905474

yall probably just shower too much

more than one a week is unhealthy and unnatural

>> No.45905480

havent showered in like 4 months

>> No.45905490

haven't showered in 4 hours

>> No.45905491

djters showing too much is very unlikely
however in my case i do shower once a day and i only rarely skip a day

>> No.45905495
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>>45905372
I put the tags in the filename when I save the file. I must be crazy.

>> No.45905507

woth
法の下の平等の原則

>> No.45905509

bro doesnt know about shrinkage :skull:

>> No.45905516

>>45905495
yes you are

there are services that can handle tagging for you, either prebuilt like mine or handmade like >>45905430

there's no need to suffer dealing with windows explorer

>> No.45905526

*drops your table*

>> No.45905527

>>45905372
what exactly are these items or files again?

>> No.45905533

>>45905454
yikes

>> No.45905536

>>45905495
black people will rejoice at this post

>> No.45905538

americans think flaccid shows your dick size somehow
maybe it has something to do with circumcision

>> No.45905546

what could it have to do with circumcision

>> No.45905550

tbqh any country that routinely skins infant babies alive due to superstition forfeits any right to call itself a first world country

>> No.45905556

grower not a shower

>> No.45905562

>>45905454
imagine moving to japan and still being shorter than everyone else dame

>> No.45905566

dno when you say skin alive i think about flaying

>> No.45905565

thats when you grow smegma instead of showering

>> No.45905567

>>45905550
掃除屋 not gonna like this one

>> No.45905598

>>45905495
idk why people try to read so much into these statues.
i always just assumed that they made the penises small because making a statue with a huge throbbing erect cock would be quite obscene.
its really not about the penis anyway, youre not supposed to sexualize it, thats the whole point. its not a sexual statue.

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>>45905527
you know...

important things

>> No.45905606

they should have made the statues with throbbing erect cocks

>> No.45905612

i bet you would've enjoyed that, slut

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>>45905562
the camera lens focal length is making him look small
educate yourself
heres a more natural shot of how matt would actually look irl

>> No.45905617

baby got back

>> No.45905635

dont know much about art history are there many futa statues

>> No.45905645

>Beno suggested parents switch from "be careful" to:
> "Do you see how high you are?"
> "Notice how sharp this tool is."
>"Are you feeling scared/excited/safe?"
abunai on its death bad

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>> No.45905654

>>45905645
i always hated when my parents told me to be careful
but asking "are you feeling excited" when i'm holding a knife sounds like peak psychopath behavior

>> No.45905655

nigga got that obari stance and obari proportions

>> No.45905657

i will personally stamp out abunai from the jap lexicon

>> No.45905659

yeah that makes sense yelling abunai is as helpful as grunting

>> No.45905661

>dont know much about art history
dont google what gauguin did in tahiti

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>>45905613

>> No.45905665

きけん!

>> No.45905669

god i wish i was utena

>> No.45905670

those beno suggestions are shit, parents should instead switch to :skull:

>> No.45905676

do you have what it takes to 革命 the 世界

>> No.45905678

skull ayy this nigga crazyfinna shank

>> No.45905683

>yo dipshit, don't get stabbed
>we can't afford healthcare, so if you get hurt, we'll have to leave you in the forest

>> No.45905689

thats how ill raise my children

>> No.45905694

japanese is a contextual language, the japanese children should be able to work out the context of :skull: in any given situation

>> No.45905701

yep, thats how youll raise my future wife

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>> No.45905709

how old does a baby have to be before its neck can support a vive so it can see my skull emoji

>> No.45905718

give your daughter a 防犯ブザー to increase sex appeal

>> No.45905728

what kind of retard goes to a manga store with a manga in his fucking pants like hes stealing it

>> No.45905733

130 verbal iq
80 average iq

>> No.45905742

actually average iq is 100

>> No.45905744
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最強のメスガキ

>> No.45905752

>>45905704
that's not how perspective works my guy

>> No.45905753

why do you need 50

>> No.45905758

what perspective the camera is head on

>> No.45905762

>>45905753
japan is wild

>> No.45905764

>>45905753
to be safe d'uh

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>>45905752

>> No.45905768

buzzer anon wants to jump into a bathtub full of buzzers

>> No.45905774

>>45905758
you have a shit eye
prob can't draw for shit

>>45905765
not understanding perspective is an automatic -30 penalty to iq

>> No.45905784
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hidden shit

>> No.45905785

>uh actually the perspective of that shot is foreshortening the subject by 17 inches
lmfao

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>>45905752
how does perspective work

>> No.45905810

>>45905796
imagine the smell

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>>45905784

>> No.45905817

>>45905785
if you look at those manga shopped in by his legs and feet and think, yep looks about right your iq is unironically <90

>> No.45905824

matt is 4 feet tall
end of discussion

>> No.45905827

and so it shall be known

>> No.45905829

lil bro never seen a 4 foot man cant imagine what it would look like and just insisting somethings wrong lmfao
he aint wrong though something is wrong lmfao

>> No.45905847

must be rough for matto
hes hilariously short but not quite like a real midget so he has to fully embrace just being a failed man

>> No.45905854

also his two dads clearly didnt feed him well and make sure his nutritional needs were taken care of
just a shame all around

>> No.45905881

>>45905810
i dont have to imagine
*pulls panties*

>> No.45905897

god it must suck being born without any sense pf humor in your bones
these last 4 posts SUCK ASS

>> No.45905904

hecklers are the least funny of all however

>> No.45905906

actually that 4th one was sorta all right
you get a pass

>> No.45905915

that post wasnt my best work but it was def a little funny

>> No.45905923

にっがす

>> No.45905936

in paris

>> No.45905956

if there was like a fun thread over on /v/ you would tell me right?

>> No.45905962

id rather we not do that again

>> No.45905972

i mean you don't have to go
just keep your eyes open

>> No.45906023

nah but fr i dont understand how its possible to be under 185 cm in 2024
like nibba wtf are you doing

>> No.45906034

running by the store

do you guys need anything?

>> No.45906042

>>45906034
get me a pizza lunchable a bag of doritos and a 2 liter of pepsi

>> No.45906044

matt here i need a ladder

>> No.45906046

extra large garbage bags, the black ones
30 ft of tape
shovel
flood lights
jack daniels
don't ask

>> No.45906050

yeah could you bring back true love

>> No.45906059

alcohol
potato chips
and a js on your way back

>> No.45906080

nothing tastier than JS juice

>> No.45906088

>>45906042
best we can do is an umeboshi onigiri a bag of wasabi rice crackers and 500ml of kirin milk tea

>> No.45906090

what's john smith juice

>> No.45906116

>>45906088
just go to fuckin 711

>> No.45906119
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>> No.45906133

how do you read her name

>> No.45906136

ching chong chang

>> No.45906141

まるり

>> No.45906144
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45906144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTC1TEVo3Aw

>> No.45906147

couple rows of pixels at the top of her name are clipped :skull:

>> No.45906158

>2016 remaster
kys

>> No.45906159
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45906159

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%91%A0%E7%92%83%E8%89%B2

>> No.45906165

maruri? maruri?

>> No.45906171

>>45906147
can fix that with the correct locale emulator setting

>> No.45906178

i mined that years ago from oreimo

>> No.45906184

nobody cares

>> No.45906212

oreimo? more like orekimo lol

>> No.45906216

more like orekino

>> No.45906222

more like bokuimo

>> No.45906224

more like ore himo

>> No.45906227

more like ore homo

>> No.45906244

IM FUCKING GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.45906249
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i gonna marathon 15 more minutes of this slop today

>> No.45906257

tonights dinner is braised cornish game hen in tomato sauce

umai yo

>> No.45906258

their faces are so fat

>> No.45906262

お前、背後から撃鉄を起こす突然の音がする。

>> No.45906287
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45906287

do kids really know these words? who's the target audience of hanahira? i don't get it

>> No.45906291

there's actually a lot of stuff with 瑠璃 in the name i see now

>> No.45906307

>>45906287
誂え向き is in the dictionary

>> No.45906319

>>45906287
>who's the target audience of hanahira?
japanese natives

>> No.45906321

why is the intro vn about lesbians
i hate girls
give me an easy vn about guys

>> No.45906325

thats kinda gay bro

>> No.45906327

>>45906319
i mean what age

>> No.45906341

dno think you might not be able to make it if you dont like girls

>> No.45906344

vinnies are targeted towards all ages between dumb and idiotic generally

>> No.45906347

>>45906327
30-50歳

>>45906341
true true

>> No.45906350

all the companys other games are 18+ so prob same audience

>> No.45906365

no furigana so it's not for kids
no ero so it's not for adults
who's left?

>> No.45906371

ロリs

>> No.45906375
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45906375

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzp8hRVjTlw

>> No.45906382

furigana it has like 600 kanji

>> No.45906389
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>> No.45906445
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wtf is this

>> No.45906460

its a mistake, it should be
うおこどもさー!

>> No.45906463

ToT

>> No.45906466

heh, i get it

>> No.45906479
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45906479

>>45906445

>> No.45906484

>tomo
>derived from iu
ok

>> No.45906491

>>45906479
now do my setence

>> No.45906498
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45906498

i could use these while have sex probably

>> No.45906545
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45906545

>unique word

>> No.45906548

>>45906347
does 歳 mean x0.1

>> No.45906596

no it means 才

>> No.45906599

(0.1x50)才
nakadasi

>> No.45906672

>>45906479
THE FUCK

>> No.45906686

ai is better at japanese than djt finally
later nerds

>> No.45906691

deepl has been better at japanese than djt for years

>> No.45906704

don't make me get out the screenshots

>> No.45906707

just realized the name deepl is hilarious so many missed potential jokes

>> No.45906720
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45906720

literally perfect

>> No.45906724

i didnt say perfect i said better than djt

>> No.45906740

>2023
>ai is can translate literally any vinny in perfect and coherent english
>he still doesn't know japanese and never will

>> No.45906750

>>45906479
Good bye djt, I have a new teacher now

>> No.45906752

>>45906740
2030, whatever

>> No.45906771
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45906771

how long have you been studying? How many more years until you're fluent, do you think?

>> No.45906782

>>45906740
a translation will never be more than a translation. even after AI becomes as good as the best translators nothing will change

>> No.45906783
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>>45901478
What's your favourite word bros mine is って

>> No.45906788

ai wank aside perfect translation is an eop fantasy that doesnt make any sense its like the singularity

>> No.45906801

>>45906783
gotta go with either ほにゃー or っぽい

>> No.45906823
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45906823

show me a chatbot that can translate my lolige successfully

>> No.45906843

ChatGPT-chan sensei would literally be perfect if she was okay with lewd discussions
but I suppose that's cute too in another way

>> No.45906855

It might not talk lewd but surely it will translate it for you

>> No.45906862

depends on the lolige

>> No.45906887

as an ai language model i must report this interaction to the local authorities

>> No.45906895

that shit is definitely coming in the future

>> No.45906968

how should I learn JP durin Job-time ??, i can't use animus or mangus.. any recs?

>> No.45907004

>>45906968
do you have a job where you can listen while working? if so audiobooks, podcasts, etc.
read LNs/manga during breaks

>> No.45907061

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o__QlonwRE&t=13s
imagine this but your head

>> No.45907107

cant see it cuz no youtube account

>> No.45907116

https://docs.invidious.io/instances/

>> No.45907180

forgot about balloon fetish

>> No.45907360

>>45906771
8 years, fluent already

>> No.45907398

>>45906771
5 years, N4
maybe like 2

>> No.45907421

>>45906771
7 years, fully fledged n1 (pre-intermediate)

>> No.45907466

7 years
permanently crippled so never

>> No.45907505

>>45906771
>how long have you been studying?
1 month
>How many more years until you're fluent, do you think?
just 3 more months

>> No.45908127

>>45906445
古文?とか中二?とかよくわかんない

>応共左

民明書房にみえるけどそうでもない

つうじるにほんご

>> No.45908794

this could've been a 1500er...

>> No.45909067

>>45906783
i like hoppeta, it's the only word i acquired from hanahira

>> No.45911538

shits fucking dead in here

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