/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why the fuck are threads getting deleted?

because your threads are garbage and its garbage day

>>45890071
Because this thread was made by a tripfag janny (not even worthy of being called a maid).

The opening post, picture and all, was originally a reply in >>45889936. That reply then got deleted and was reposted to make a new thread. The original thread it was in then got nuked.

When a real thread (>>45890039) got made and had people posting in it, that got deleted because the tripfag wanted people posting in his thread.

the plot thickens

poor low iqs

schizo thread with schizo op who sucks dicks

>>45889992
Previous thread: >>45881901

https://vocaroo.com/1jExLTqSBxsA

>>45890108
he put the title in the name field so it generated a trip from the #3748 like what i did here
other than that lol @ that pathetic loser

Why's the janny cracking down on today of all days though? We're humble DJTers.

op here ama

omg op hiiii

Guys, act cool. OP's in the thread.

>Jannies can't even make threads properly

if they could do anything right in life they wouldnt be here so

imagine how much better this place would be if the sub130s were gotten rid of

not really iq isnt really much of an indicator of how fun someone is to fucc wit

Agreed. Let's start with the lowers.

>>45890150
https://vocaroo.com/1fXx85KPj2tO

>>45890108
rofl

>>45889992
>why are you learning japanese?
not the only reason, but a pretty big one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qOwRJTr1w0

>>45890277
I want cake so bad...

am i trolling by watching stuff with english and japanese subs? i don't know very many words, but should i still just be watching with purely jp subs?

do whatever the fuck you wanna do

So, I've been playing through MonHan, and an idea for an awful challenge run occurred to me. In short, you play in Japanese, and you are only able to use or obtain things that you can name out loud.

Don't know how to say 回復薬 off the top of your head? Guess you're not healing right now.
Oh, a 雌火竜の逆鱗 dropped? How fortunate. Say its name or it goes in the trash.
And you certainly are not going to be able to full-clear your quest board until you know 捕獲：惨爪竜の生態調査.

Luckily, all the armor and weapons appear to use kana, so it isn't completely impossible. Just grueling as fuck.

seems like a dumb way to brick your game and make playing the game unfun
if the text matters youll figure it out without self-imposed bullshit

>>45890339
>回復薬
「今日も一日お疲れさまでした。回復薬をどうぞ。」

this is retarded

haven't posted on /djt/ in a while so i figured i'd do a quick update, first here are my kanken results

number 9 is 荏苒 and i remember writing じんぜん so idk that got marked wrong, number 27 is 鏑矢 and i remember being indecisive about that so that's fine

number 4 is 縦 ほしいまま so idk how that got wrong

i remember feeling like shit for 共通 so im not worried about that

for writing I put 懐灯 and not 法灯 so that's fine I got that wrong
however for 18 I remember putting 放蕩 so idk how that got wrong
for 14 I remember being uncertain so that's fine

I got raped with gojiteisei so I need to study that more in the future

for yoji writing I remember not knowing question 9 so that's fine (I know 盗泉 from the kotowaza first time seeing on the test as a yoji)
for question 10 idk how that got wrong I remember putting in the right answer ig I missed a stroke or some shit and they marked the whole thing wrong

for taigigo/ruigigo I remember being fine with 2 so idk why it only got half marks but for 3 I was uncertain so that's fine, for 9 i remember being fine with that so i guess i wrote it in a way they didn't like

for kotowaza I was only able to write one of the 2 characters for question 2 and for question 5 I also was only able to do one (they don't give part marks tho so sad)

for bunshoudai kakitori i felt like i got those right (and i got them right on the after test) so idk how i fucked them up on the main thing

for reading questions 3 I just got wrong but for 4 idk why i didn't get that right, question 5 is 相戻る which is actually read as あいもとる (no dakuten) so i fucked that up. question 7 idk how i fucked that up because i got it right in the test i took later

luckily i play ff where it's just ケアル and ポーション . also i agree with 355

>>45890387
may as well throw this in too

>>45890387
dno why you took the test if you dont know japanese

>>45890387
oh god you have to be able to write the words. Did you actually practice writing or could you remember from so much reading

lol

>>45890387
gambs?

these retards think the big boy kanken is a multiple choice test or something like a nintendo game still lmao
anyway kudos 153点 guy i hope you learned something from all this

>>45890387
sup lil g

wait i thought this was a ds game you mean they made one in real life?

>>45890445
>i hope you learned something from all this
they don't give part marks for the writing questions so I got pwned there
i had a few part marks i could have earned there
as for kanken 1 there isn't much to analyze other than study more

>>45890445
i know what im talking about shut the fuck up
if you study for pre1 and fail it means you were severely lacking and tried to make up for it by flashtarding

>>45890464
there are some points where I agree I need to study more but in other instances I feel like I got random point reductions
if I didn't get those random deductions I may have been able to scrape by with a 161 or so
im still studying for 1.5 and 1
well 1.5 is more like review
also I just calculated the average mark of the test
it was 128, I got 153

>>45890431
prprprpr

>>45890482
whats the point of scraping by? a real pre1er should be able to pass it by a comfortable margin. you tried to speedrun it in anki and this is the result

dunno bro wheres your 153点
im thinking hes a lot more legit than you

fortunately i was able to comfortably pass the n1 with a pretty nice score despite not reading as much.
because of school it's reduced but i still try to read a decent amount.
always something every day of course, at the absolute worst just my anki and some shows.

>>45890511
i learned 100% of 2kyuu 2.5 years ago what you think is worthless

I recently got a notebook to help me learn Japanese, though I'm not sure what can I do to get the most out of it. Do i write kanji characters, phrases, other notes?
I'm still N5, so i assume there will a lot of writing ahead of me

>>45890537
this sounds like a monumental cope
get mogged dude

>>45890539
Why do you want to write? If you can read and say the word, you can type it out and verify easily its the right kanji.

>>45890546
i know more kanken 1 than kanken guy what some irrelevant noob thinks is of no concern to me

so wheres your results
all i see is some angsty nerd being autistic towards a guy who just put up more than respectable real results on something
especially since you care about kanken why are you being this way instead of giving someone whos accomplished more than you on the road youre both on their due props?

>>45890539
Writing is a lot like recognition, study words not kanji. There's plenty of time where I blank on a kanji in a word that I would get in another, or write something with the same reading instead that wouldn't get fixed if I just studied kanji individually.

dame

>>45890537
>i learned 100% of 2kyuu
congrats on finishing quizmaster's deck

>>45890564

>>45890539
write every day in your motherfucking notebook

>>45890571
because i refuse to bend the knee and attention whore
i will N E V E R post any certificate of which there are many or share my results or talk about my progress or discuss japanese i have learned. you can think i am posturing but i couldnt care less because this thread and everyone in it fill me with revulsion

>>45890625
>or talk about my progress or discuss japanese i have learned
but u just did...

this is like post number 2 or 3 of you saying you dont care while absolutely seething just be cool bro

>>45890625
touch grass lil bro

>>45890635
yes its disgusting that i had to bring it up nobody needs to know

>any certificate of which there are many
no1 wants to see ur jlpt n5 through n1 certificates lmfao

total gambino victory

>>45890645
stfu retard

>>45890539
Here's something I wish I had done 5 years ago: memorize every Kanji radical. You need to know them anyways, and kanji are much easier to remember if you know every radical. Spend a month and memorize every single one. There are the true "letters" of the nihongo alphabet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_kanji_radicals_by_frequency#Table_of_kanji_radicals

It's free (worthless) advice but I would have avoided a lot of mistakes if I did this one easy thing at the start.

here u go lil buddy u earned it

>>45890657
here is a deck for radicals https://mega.nz/#!IAVVlBab!qQazRubQ3VZ_WjjLS4CclxYQF-6QGRtnmwd_zGBZpIo

>>45890485
which one?

i dont need a test to know im bad at jp

>>45890638
i see you are an imbecile so it is necessary for me to remind you that i am only replying and sifting through this garbage tu quoque to underscore my original point >>45890506>>45890464
and i am only doing that out of respect for someone who studied but failed not to appease some worthless nobody like you

>>45890700

nonetheless i am appeased so (you)いただくわ爆笑

dakanai to...

dame lil bro really is seething with jealousy u hate to see it

I find it fascinating how, even after thousands of hours of immersion, there are still so many 'basic' words you don't know until you visit the country. Some words are rarely used in typical immersion material but are super common in daily life. My favorites in Japanese are:

タコ足 (タコ足配線) = Power strip
One of the first words I had to look up here.

定礎 = cornerstone; on buildings, marks the point where they laid the cornerstone for the start of construction.

まな板 = cutting board; simple enough, but seems to rarely come up in immersion

ケトル = kettle; same as まな板

微糖, 無糖 = very low/no sugar; simple, but never seems to pop up in my immersion, but is everywhere on bottles.

There are many more. It's not like they NEVER come up, but some really do never come up and some are just extremely rare in immersion, while they are extremely frequent in "real life".

>>45890717
he tried taking shortcuts and failed. i didn't because i filled 30 notebooks practicing writing to perfection in real context first

>>45890800
>. i didn't because i
Post it then

>>45890800
you sound like you have a weak jawline and a receded chin

30 filled notebooks is based if true i hope it is
doesnt justify all the weird seething but its dope nonetheless

>>45890387
>>45890398
>>45890531
huge w for anacreon

After seeing a few posts about how people are achieving N1 in ~2 years, I wanted to share my experience as someone who's sorta on the opposite end of the Japanese learning spectrum. After about 4 years of studying, I'm around N4 level.

I started studying in March of 2020, so I'm almost at the 4 year mark. I spent the first year or so just learning how to learn. I wasted a lot of time on apps and constantly bounced between different resources. I started with Genki, got about a quarter of the way through and stopped. I did Duolingo for a while and also tried a bunch of other apps I don't remember. I've also taken Japanese levels 1 through 4 at my college (covered N5 and some N4).

The only things I ended up sticking with are Anki and Bunpro. In my opinion, the "best" way to study is to do some kind of SRS for vocab/grammar and then just consume native material slightly above your level. Obviously there are other ways to learn and what works entirely depends on the person, but I think doing that as a base will be effective for most people.

Also, hot (lukewarm?) take, don't study individual kanji, learn vocab and you'll learn individual kanji as a side-effect.

On average, I probably study about 10 minutes per day. Some days I'll study for 20-30 minutes, other days, nothing. There have been a couple times where I've taken a month long break.

My daily studying routine consists of Anki (10 new cards a day) and Bunpro (3 new grammar points a day). That's literally it. I make no specific effort to do anything else. When I'm feeling spicy I'll try reading a graded reader or do some active listening practice by watching some Japanese youtube.

I've done literally zero writing practice (and I don't really think I'll ever learn to write unless I have a need to).

I also want to mention that I've completely reset/started over on Anki/Bunpro a couple times. Like I said above, I've taken a couple breaks, and by the the time I got back into it the number of reviews were insane so I just said fuck it and started over. So I've learned/releared N5 and N4 Japanese about 3 times now.

Because of the way I study (pretty much only vocab/grammar/reading), my reading skills are decent (for my level), my listening skills are pretty bad, and I basically can't speak at all.

So to answer some questions/potential comments:

You'll never become fluent by studying this little

Maybe? Despite how little I study overall, I can tell I'm improving. I surprise myself sometimes when I watch/read Japansese content and understand stuff I didn't before. I do think I'll eventually hit a wall and have to change up what I'm doing if I ever want to feel like I'm actually fluent. Particularly, I need to put in the effort/time to do some real listening practice, sentence mining, etc.

Why are you studying so little?

I'm 25 and in no rush to become "fluent". I'm mainly doing it for fun and because I want to be able to speak and understand a second language (eventually). If it takes me 20 years to get to N2 or N1 that's fine, I'm happy with the progress I've made so far.

Anyway, I wanted to share this because I know it can be discouraging to see how fast other people learn Japanese (no ill-will towards those that do, it's awesome). In 4 years, I've probably studied as much as those people did in 3 months. Learning Japanese is like climbing an infinitely tall mountain; you can climb a bit each day, sometimes you'll slide a bit back down, and you'll never reach the top, but after a while you can look out and see that you're higher than you ever were before.

>>45890815
he announced his plan in the thread to take it several months ago and i knew from that moment that he was looking for quick and easy results. just ask him how he studied and what he did

>>45890724
Mined まな板 from 第５巻第３９話 of Non Non Biyori

>>45890866
you're a schizo. rent free

>Also, hot (lukewarm?) take, don't study individual kanji, learn vocab and you'll learn individual kanji as a side-effect.
crazy how the oldest trick in the book to gatekeep japanese is still working to this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzFkklvNKwY
why are you learning japanese?

well まな板 has a common idiom (まな板の鯉)
but you should already know it from seeing it used to describe dfc

anyone have a guide on how to conveniently translate japanese text while reading manga online?
I want to start reading native material but I'll have to translate everything at first

>>45890885
luckily for you translations are already available

>>45890200
japs can't tell the difference between benmei and bemmei anyway

>>45890550
I learn better by writing what I learned, and so i can able to improve my writing skills physically
>>45890586
Yeah writing words is what i had in my mind
>>45890619
i will try that
>>45890657
>>45890662
Neat advice, I will keep in mind for studying the Kanji radicals

>>45890874
its not every day that some djter says they are going to study for and take the pre1, but instead of confirming the facts you post your kneejerk reactions. you're legitimately a fucking moron so just learn how to keep your trap shut okay?

>>45890625
>i refuse to attention whore
>post all caps word spaced out
>post about all his certificates
>talk about his feelings of everyone
the existence of your post refutes your post
also
>continue to go to a thread that fill him with revulsion
big L

>>45890900
anon he posted today, he didn't take the test today.

Check the date and stop being a schizo

>>45890909
good post

女の子

>>45890922
by attention whoring i mean legitimately becoming "some anon" through sharing personal results
>>continue to go to a thread that fill him with revulsion
not everyone posts because they like it here
>>45890923
i would say stop being a moron and read >>45890866 again but you probably can't

>>45890945
>not everyone posts because they like it here
who's forcing you to post here?

as for me love it here

>>45890949
me

gonna force my foot right up ur gay ass

>>45890339
Or you could, you know, look up the word

>>45890992
Yeah, the idea was to check your answer if you haven't memorized it yet. It's supposed to be a learning challenge.

Also, you can't really brick yourself in modern MonHan, since there are expeditions and the like to keep you from running out of money. Worst case scenario, you get walled behind memorizing something like 鉱石 or 逆境珠.

>>45890875
is he getting gatekept or do you mean the redditor is discouraging a gatekeep method

need女の子彼女

>>45891019
そですか

So kino to check djt while the end song plays then drop my phone as soon as it finishes

>>45890940
女の子より、かわいい小悪魔ちゃん

>>45891019
男の娘 take it or leave it

>>45891183
やばい

I have a standing desk and sometimes do the ankha zone dance while doing my JP reps

>>45891183
take it

.

so idk if the grammar deck is working. any other method? im already reading

>>45891214
when you get to the point where new words show up only once every dozen or so sentences your grammar will rapidly improve. also make sure you're listening

>>45891218
okay

>>45890108
big if true

>>45890945
u are some anon lil bro ur seething kanken larp guy

>>45891218
all my noticeable grammar improvement was during the time when i was still looking up a word every sentence

>>45891214
Make your own sentences using the grammar rules. Make sentences combining multiple rules.

>>45891288
LOL

stfu

>>45891277
how did you stop learning? or did you magically figure out all the grammar really early on

>>45891304
noticeable improvement
it just stopped being so obvious from being able to read twice as fast as a month ago

>>45891304
Grammar is just words

>>45891272
ur a nigger

>>45891316
for me the increase in reading speed and not having to stop to look up very often is where the improvement came from. more input in less time. vague cloudy comprehension became more vivid, more nuanced understanding of sentence structures and phrases and variations.
>>45891319
dubious

words are just grammar

your ass is my footrest

my footrest is your ass

japanese is hard...
a couple years from now once I'm dekiru I'm gonna start learning some easy euro languages and it will be several times faster I bet, looking forward to it

no its not

euro languages have no media

german dubs are funny to watch thi

fat finger bro...

always wondered what its like to have sausage fingers

bet your moms had a few in her

sausage finger bro its ok i bet you do fuck

imagine not having long slender fingers

wish my fingers were long enough to ポルチオ攻め

>>45890619

lmfao

>>45890856
>write a serious critque
>get karma bombed within hours
As bad as 4chan has become, at lease we don't have something as echo-chamber validating as karma.

Well?

>>45891480
hes a full of shit noob too

>>45891500
if one of those goes to the kurokami's route pick that one

gonna be honest anyone who says crux is cringe

>>45891503
As far as I know there's only a 白髪

i too want to fuck the kitunekko

>>45891480
woah raw meat tard made a reddit account crazy

is eating raw meat considered japanese immersion

>もしかしたらこの時間はいないだけなのかな。
What's the な doing in いないだけなの?

nanodesu

I see. I must channel my inner JK to speak and think like them. Thank you.

>>45891480

keep tryin to tell people you have to quit your job to learn japanese but they just try to do it anyway

味噌だけは

あんまり輸出してるとか

きかないよね

アシリパさんの言うのもまあもっともだともおもう

みためはよろしくはないとはおもうよ

I know a guy that was able to take a two year leave of absence from work to live in japan and study japanese.

bro posting from kangaroo land :skull:

:moai:

>But I make up for it in tenacity.
he's not making up for it, if you keep studying the same shit over and over again all you're going to get is retention

>i might suck at japanese but at least i havent quit
yeah most people better than you didnt quit either lmfao

shut up hater

positive vibes please

>少々むせながらもサンドイッチを飲み込んだ
What the も doing here?

i hate particles so much :(

dont think just feel

>>45891643
>少々むせながらサンドイッチを飲み込んだ
そのままの意味
>少々むせながらもサンドイッチを飲み込んだ
swallowed the sandwich even while choking a bit
reporting the same facts, just adding a difference in expression

jsl magnet channels still making new videos on dont say anata and still getting 30k views in 1 day fucked up if you ask me

なるほど

iykyk

fr

>become window
idgi

>>45891643
このもはどういうもなんだろ

ネイティブにもわからないこともある

every time someone starts hyping up ai saving eops i just think of the google glass selfie stick youtube video laptop rig

censored rance lmfao

every time i see a js i just think of 女の子マンコ

lets keep the thread pg13

meh, thats when they get too old

>>45891537
It’s the attributive form of the copula だ, used in conjunction with の to indicate a question or assertion (question in your case).

gonna start using だの

>>45891964
Listen, you smart aleck. だ is a contraction of である, which is derived from にてあり, but the modern ある isn’t the attributive form of あり, so we use な, which is a contraction of にある, the attributive form of あり. Make sense?

do you guys use japaneseclass.jp

no

>>45892010
Okay, think of it this way. ある’s modern conclusive form is the same as its attributive form, but historically it wasn’t. Now, we must accept the contractions that are formed from its classical conjugations. This is our cross to bear.

what is the appropiate zoom for reading kanji on a true 1080p display

アニメなんだけど

重すぎるのも扱いに困る気がする

見るのに精神力持っていかれる

エレン
進撃のことだよ

>>45892035
It’s just a show bro

dno what attributive means in grammar

>>45892035
俺なら精神的な攻撃が来なければ何にも面白くない

>>45892027
1x

cut the crap

quit the shit

23 months from 0 to N1.

I just wanted to share it with you, as it may serve as a motivation for some as other reports were a motivation for me, like the one from Stevijs3.

Here are my stats the day before the test:

Listening: 1498:56 hours

Reading: 1591:06 hours

Anki: 462:44 hours

TOTAL TIME: 3552:46 hours

(The time spent studying kanji and grammar was not measured)

111 novels read

12915 mined sentences

My bookmeter link: https://bookmeter.com/users/1352790

These past 2 months I've slowed down a bit, since I've been focusing on my uni exams but I will continue to do things as before when I finish them.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

EDIT: As this is a common question both in this post and via DM, I will answer it here:

Q: How did you stay motivated to study?

A: I didn't rely on motivation, but on discipline.

EDIT2: I'm receiveing tons of DMs, so I will leave here my Discord account, since I don't use reddit's chat.

That guy really loves romcom lns

if you average over 30m a day in anki youre ngmi

he clearly made it tho

>>45892064
アニメはエンタメ派

エンタメ超えたら

なんか

よくわからん感情になる

imaging coming to 4chan for validation despite being an oxford graduate. never seen anything quite like it. how do you manage to take an achievement like that and somehow still turn it into an L?

imagine watching feelgood movies lmfao

こういう成功体験をこのように棒に振る奴を思うとちょっと気の毒にならない人なんていないよね。

how do you avoid japanese prison?

dont go to japan

>>45892378
fr fr

crippled

thinkin zoomers should abbreviate fr fr to frr where do i submit a petition

local glory hole
i know you know the way
i'll be seeing you there

thanks for the offer but im not interested in men

>>45892286
oxford has an admission rate of 17.5% its not selective at all

oxford costs a lot thats pretty selective

>extreme urge to play hitman 3 in JP out of nowhere
>remembered that my PC can't run it
holy shit i wanna kms its such a good game

>>45892434
only $25k/yr. thats nothing compared to americas elite schools but anyways cost is never a factor because elite students can get scholarships

>>45892428
b-but your petition
do it for the cause?

>>45892430
did you just reply to me? as for your manners in this place, potter. you should remind them.

>hes literally begging for my dick in the middle of the thread

dame
*unzips*

has djt always been the craiglist of dicksucking

stop shaming penis enjoyers

no shame but lets keep the thread pg13

4channel is 18+

djt is unique

harvard's admission rate is 3% and its tuition is $55k/year. the incoming class of 2027 has an SAT average of 1522/1600 with the official 2023 SAT annual report showing some 1.9 million test takers, composite mean 1028 and sd 221. now that is an achievement

university is for slaves

god i wish i was born in a harvard family

>>45891371
bro german literally has marx-engels-gesamtausgabe what you talking about

>>45892588
interestingly the SAT average among legacy admits in the incoming class was 1543. it was reported to be 1515 for non-legacy students. makes you wonder what enrichments a differential genome-wide association analysis would reveal

its impossible to learn a language that has less than 100k hours of media

>EOP discovers that other Europeans also localize foreign media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QNkoCaeciQ

>>45892706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko

>>45892766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUGL8P_ddDA

gm

grand master?

>>45892706
>localize
show me an example of an actual german localization (not a translation)

there is no such thing as just a translation

sah koo ruh the bootyful

nahroo to
im on my way
nahroo to
ill be ok

then why does the word translation exist

cuz u fucken touch urself at night

because people who only know 1 language think thats how it works

>>45892830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNjxJNu1YqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZD-EXc4hA0

i want to impregnate sekai and katsura

>cant you hear how my heart is beating
cant you hear my heart beat fast i want this to last need you by my side

>detective conan mentioned

brings great joy to me when eops find out about word genders in other languages and it blows their fragile minds

gender isnt real words have sexes

hate how kansai ppl say 歯 and stuff like it sounds almost chinese

urgent message for esls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyhTkYmTmRQ

>using a brownoid to represent EOPs
完全。

that's the fate of eops

>>45892943
didnt this guy kill himself or something? sounds like projecting when hes telling people that are perfectly happy with their lives that they serve no purpose.

fucking zoomers

id pay good money to see footage of that boomer spazzing out over paper

ive seen plenty of boomers spazzing over paper > digital

it doesn't even matter because all three are man-made, and in nature, you would just use your brain to remember things

yeah i understand the modern version but i want the slate guy

where can i get slates

>tools are bad
lmfao evolutionary dead end

yeah ive seen people spazz out over handwriting vs typing on a keyboard

saw a zoomer sitting at a desktop pull out a phone to type notes blew my fuckin mind no wonder people think 80wpm is high now

coulda had an epic 1000+ reply thread

no we couldnt last thread was beyond saving

people still take notes on paper while at a computer for work purposes i shit u not

never said that tools are bad
but you can't get mad that you're using one tool over another, when in nature, you would just be using your brain

nature punishes us for using tools by devolving parts of our bodies that we've replaced with tools
for example, despite being apex predators, we are weaker than gorillas, because we rely on tools to do hunting for us

in the case at hand, we used to have much better memory, until we off-loaded that task to something external, like slates, paper and digital storage
it's just the simple law of thermodynamics, you gain some, you lose some

stfu

ill show u a tool turn off ur monitor for a sec

>>45893085
>>in the case at hand, we used to have much better memory
proof?

>>45893094
>pulls out m2 screwdriver
impressive
didn't know they make that small

i write

>>45893103
true true

my man computers are terrible for note taking

aimai sansench

110 iq moment

if you are just jotting down information then computers are better but if you are taking notes to organize thought or learn then the evidence is much more conflicting and actually tilts in favor of handwritten notes

nibba you just suck at organizing

even if handwriting was better for organizing thoughts you might as well do it digital where you can erase and move shit easy

https://vocaroo.com/1G2FaW7YypMq

if everyone sucks then no one sucks. what matters is evidence in a diverse and controlled set of scenarios

if everyone is the same the world is boring
we need some people to suck to spice things up

good thing you are here

>>45893155
enough about mister 万

proposing renaming jamal to jaman

absolutely mogged on home turf

https://vocaroo.com/13XThO4erTd9

no way that entire lineup is rigged
porn sluts are prettier than all of those japs
its set up this way to make the whitoid look better than she really is

ジャ万

forgot beauty pageants existed lmfaoing at humanity

this is ur miss japan

>>45893167
which one is supposed to be miss japan?

>>45893179
yeah literally just go to any 6th grade classroom

miss japan (male)

oops forgor to remove the trip from last night haha x

why is miss japan named after a us state well 2 of them actually

>look up beauty pageants
>ugliest children ive ever seen
dame

lil bro was looking up junior pageants

well this is /jp/ after all

Can YOU tell how this model has sparked fury after being named her country's beauty queen (and no, she's not an AI image)? Stunning young woman's victory is met with nationwide anger

dont know how they can call it a victory
no one wins these things unless they gave the best head many times

attention fats history lesson coming through
>The name ultimately derives from the German name Karl, meaning “free man” or “freeholder.”

>>45893187
https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2000-15386-005
>In 11 meta-analyses, the authors evaluate these contradictory claims, demonstrating that (a) raters agree about who is and is not attractive, both within and across cultures

>>45891480
>unironically using reddit
ngmi anon...

karl is the worst name on the fuckin planet and if any of u are named karl then ur parents betrayed u and u should change ur name immediately

bizzare post

the worst name is Dustin

>>45893250
who gives a shit lmfao its sports self inserting for ugly people to cheer on someone allegedly hot to win the hot award

dustin is pretty bad because its like a retarded justin but dude carl and karl is the most low tier npc name of all time

carl is bad but its way better than karl i think dustin is between them

>>45893272
but it's valid in theory and the general agreement over beauty is probably what started them

imma lay a truth bomb on you
younger = more attractive

>beauty pageants are cringe
>uh beauty is real and objective
lil bro stop

hai hai tell it to the judge

finna name my first kid vinnie

ie ending male name is cuck tier
name him vinny

mister judge, i wish to fornicate with a js kudasai

>>45893287
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34455180/

finna name my first kid god because it won't exist

>>45893191
She looks Jewish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mPyLLNODvY
>there is no romanji for this

>>45893311
multi level self own
impressive

>>45893311
pure ジャ万 moment

邪万

religions are manmade

fr?

so are mistakes like you

尼 = nun
屁 = fart

shit i should have posted
ong?

good youre leveling up

the religion is manmade but the ultimate truth is not

>>45893363
尼 -
the "flag" is the nun's robes
the thing below that is a tool (handle) (she is the tool of god)

屁 -
the "flag" is a butt with a tail (sitting position)
the two thingies in the bottom part are gusts of fart

>>45893167
opened the image immediately saw the center one and thought it was tranny competition

ultimate if true

japan is just as cucked by israel as the west is so its no surprised they made miss japan be a man

quantum mechanics stipulates that actuality in the concrete ontological domain emerges only from observation. would you personally induct this principle over to the abstract plane?

snakes on an abstract plane

its interaction not observation u little shit

iq lvls dropping

dont worry emergency iq injection incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS8AJl5EfAI

miss me with that spooky action at a distance

https://youtu.be/8YswsHn9U9c?t=75

give me an emergency dopamine injection

dopamine is for dopes
true enlightenment is to run your brain entirely on pure iq in a constant state, no peaking, no crashing on dopamine

>>45893431
no it's not

collapse on observation is pop sci marketing to get midwits excited

i dont read pseud rags i just create the universe as i see it

>>45893475
font autists btfo

she doesnt know how to fix it

close your eyes while humming stretching or doing tai chi to self generate dopamine

>>45893506
japanese people look like THAT?

kodansha vs rtk

50 times in ur notebook

wonder if anyone besides me ever wrote わたしはゲイ fiddy times in their notebook

i know a way to self generate dopamine
*unzips*

lil bro we dont need to watch you self suck thats quite all right lmao

im wasnt stupid enough to write out a 3-kana word that can be written in 1 very common kanji, no

>im wasnt stupid
sure u werent sport

watashi in hiragana is way too feminine

私 looks super-feminine though??

self own

everyone talking about what looks feminine with their monitors off

ayo-

looks like we have a self own sandwich

being feminine is an insult now? wait until matt hears about this

tenori matto

no its just an own because females are for owning

dont worry bro matt lurks here too when he isnt stalking livestreamers

god i wish i owned a female

>>45893506
yeah ya'll understand eventually

god i wish i was owned by a male

i wouldnt want to own a female they are a money pit

just dont spend money on them whats the problem

money doesnt exist

yeah i dont have any money either

females much like children are very cheap to run and maintain and the yields are the most rewarding thing you can get

or a female

no one has money.
money is as real as santa claus

clearly none of you have had a female they want EVERYTHING and want to do NOTHING

just like me

>>45893655
because you only see it once a year?

それなら調教が必要

俺たちにmoneyはない
translate it weebs

yeah my yearly otosidama

to us money doesnt exist

we dont need money

daily kintama for your mom

Can I get some genuine recommendations for shit to listen to during my morning jog? i.e. audiobooks or podcasts? I've only been learning for about 3 months but I just want to have some shit to listen to easily in the background

>>45893700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G12n2I0zvRQ

>morning jog
Are you retarded or something? Why are you intentionally aging your body like an absolute slave?

nothing wrong with a quick 20-30 minute light jog every couple of days

>>45893713
this but unironically

using those 20-30 minutes masturbating to your fantasies is healthier than exerting your body for no fucking reason

women live longer than men for this reason

or because women are shorter than men

japanese people exercise and look young until they are 70
its all genetics and the human body was made to move not sit around all day like a piece of shit lol

masturbation keeps your prostate healthy

>japanese people exercise
no

you will never dekiru and that's on god

oh yes they do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feSVtC1BSeQ
move ur stupid ass right now

thats what i told your mom

I like my cards the way I like my women. Mature.

rajio taiso isnt exercise its cult behavior

>>45892379
cross the street whenever you encounter a randoseru loli

well get ur ass in the cult biatch
for ur life

>>45893778
thats one way to say youre a fag who keeps failing

would never join a cult unless i was near the top reapin the benefits

>>45893786
>avoiding a live js
so the answer is its impossible...

Why is the cult leader always a man?

its not, see dolly

dolly was a female cult leader dont push stereotypes

*pushes my dick inside of dolly's stereotypical ass*

its a shame dollman will never spank again

bruh

the dominatrix even dominated djt minds

she had me at kunnichiwuh

uhhhhh... yes, anon...
thats the job of a dominatrix.... to dominate people...

trix r 4 kidz

japaniggas dont play

i just fucking cant believe that dolly got to run a lesbian spanking cult and i didnt

yeah never understood the fascination with dolly

is that kowichi on the left?

dj tykoh

little one

wonder what tyosin is doin nowadays

>>45893915
he switched up on us but hes always doomed to be underground so ill bump whatev he does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNo5GZM_hPg

great even tyosin is into vtubers now

>>45893925
yeah just watched this pretty cool but prefer his old stuff

it was over the day mareni tweeted vshart shit

i wanna fuck that satellite

orbiters would love to hear that from their girl

the satellite would do the fucking

jammed a massive satellite up my ass and got the most gnarly prostate orgazzy bros

bring back gnarly

>>45893955
it's clearly a butt plug

anybody who cares about this topic won’t reproduce, and that’s a good thing!

which topic

the wakamons will say gnarly again its one of those words that will come and go in cycles
im hearing a lot of zoomers say wild a lot now

what's the topic?

skibidi

thinking skibidi peaked recently due to the whole gyatt and rizzler fiasco

when zoomers say something it's tainted forever

shits poppin fr out in wild ohio

some of my mates started using gnarly like 5 years ago but havent really recently

no one actually says ohio in real life

why did the batman not kill the rizzler?

been waiting for deadass to die for 5 years

deadass is defo low tier sheet

imagine being from or living in ohio

tfw quizler is a rizzler

then why she skibidi'd with the baby

drew carey gets a pass tho because he looks like a baby pig man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47lyjYF5As

nuke looks kinda like drew carey now that i think about it

drew a snort

w >>>/v/664844990

where are we ranking /v/ guy in the guy tier list

now post something from /u/

>>45894050
bruh lmaoooo :skull:
we missed our chance to call him a drew carey lookalike lookin ahh mf frfr ong