/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why are you learning Japanese?

i want an uma musume seiyuu gf

we were about to have an epic 1000 reply thread and you just had to ruin it

>>45881946
soap access

>>45882099
this thread had been up for around 45 minutes before some malicious entity linked it early.

im so sorry i wanted to post the ass image

assfags are worse than footfags

i found a korean dictionary for yomichan on github

>>45882118
Pretty sure most bathrooms have soap access.

>>45882153
Is there a French one?

koreaboos get out

>>45882135
'Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back' is the biggest truth bomb in music history.

koreaboos get in

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

>>45882175
we dont need another thread whore after og please stop

>>45882177
I still can’t believe Nicki Minaj wrote that. Such a memorable lyric.

are you going to learn chinese after finishing up with jap? it would be a shame not to use all this rune learning

tried to get into chinese a couple times but theres zero media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xaCoZyw2g

>>45882177
私のヘビはパンだけを食べます。

would have went with パンしか食べません

why does his snake eat panties

if youd eaten panties before youd know whats up

Why did he consider なんですか to be super informal?

>>45882260
it eats pots and pans.

because of the ん

Haha, you're typing to someone who has been to ロペ渋谷. (sucks, don't recommend)

imagine going to a store called rope and not seeing any fetish goods at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQPGV-xRL78

aint never gonna give a single shit about any voice actor no matter how much i like a character get that 3d shit outta here

takahashi rie specifically ruined hu tao

i quit before hu tao released but i thought she was hot thats a shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNZYrR7RL0

imagine fucking reina and she starts moaning with her ganyu voice

imagine fucking rena and she starts yelling usotuki

Are common sentence enders and starters like しかし normally written in hiragana only?

shkaaaaaaash

lmfao

particles and conjunctions and that kind of grammatical shit are almost never in kanji

I made it to the second chapter.
Along the way I learned a bunch of conjunctions and some school related vocab.
Thanks to all the anons that have helped so far.

Is there a way I can do Anki through audio? Like, the symbol shows up and I say it out loud.
I know there's audio keyboards but I'm not good with tech stuff, in case someone already invented this

>>45882676
you can make it so you have to type in the answers
then use speech to text for that? dunno

just put audio on the back and decide yourself if you said it right or not
voice recognition would make mistakes

>>45882693
the point is to plow through them hands-free, no keyboard needed, and with checking
Yeah, speech-to-text does make mistakes

post tits first

What does this mean? I don't get it.
ぼくどざえもんーて、布団が吹っ飛んだ感、あるよな。

sounds like a lot of work

>>45882710
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E3%81%A9%E3%81%96%E3%81%88%E3%82%82%E3%82%93

imagine dying in such a dumb way people keep calling that way of dying after you

one way of immortalizing oneself

if it wasnt for doraemon it wouldnt be as funny

>>45881946
jks

unko trying to reform footfags its honorable but i keep getting caught in the crossfire

my feet are prettier than those

t. male

What's the website that shows the split of usage between a word being written in hiragana vs kanji?

alright bros how do we cope with the fact that death is the end of everything. keep in mind that we are born too early to put our consciousness on a computer

death is great, a couple hundred years past and no one will know you ever existed
its the ultimate sweet release

dno how do you cope with the existential dread of having to take a shit once a day
it is what it is

>once a day
i dont drink coffee

wondered a few times how often do i actually shit but never really remember

Need js wife

dno id want my wife to use a real language

https://streamable.com/gaprbh

>>45882974

>>45882992
is this show bait

子供彼女、子供彼女、

Whats the difference between saying
X ということ
and X こと
I feel like they translate to the same thing. "the thing about X"

>>45883005

girityoko is nuts i mean imagine getting a gift that says im not interested on it lmfao and they say japanese people are indirect

dunno isnt it more for colleagues at work and stuff

anime tells me jks do it

>>45883010
正しい、正しい

never heard of girityoko in my life

watch more anime

never watched anime
never will

ngmi

Let's say you break into a supermarket at night and steal all the money, and the police have no evidence at all EXCEPT for a security camera footage which shows your face.
Now the police want to arrest you, but surprise surprise, you have an identical twin!
Neither you nor your twin have an alibi for the time of the crime. Your twin and you both plead the fifth.
Can you ever get arrested for the crime, given that there's always going to be reasonable doubt about which one of you did it?
And can you just keep doing this over and over again, since you can never get arrested?

ill answer if you ask again in japanese

im no detective fiction buff but wasnt the identical twin trope fully explored like 150 years ago

比方说，你晚上闯入一家超市，偷走了所有的钱，而警方除了监控录像显示了你的脸之外，根本没有任何证据。
现在警察想逮捕你，但出乎意料的是，你有一个同卵双胞胎！
你和你的双胞胎都没有犯罪时间的不在场证明。你和你的孪生兄弟都申辩。
鉴于对你们中的哪一个作案始终存在合理怀疑，你们还能因为犯罪而被捕吗？
既然你们永远不会被捕，那你们还能一直这样做下去吗？

please do not post chinese in the daily english thread

twins will generally do the same things even if they were brought up in different environments so jailing both would suffice

your honor my brother is a criminal from nurture not nature

i wish i had twin girlfriends

i wish i was twin girlfriends

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL1xOy5_460svvp9.webm

picked up

yoo i just found some interesting information in my company's intranet. someone earning 20 dollars per hour today was earning 12 dollars per hour in 2011. so the wage almost doubled.

at least they beat inflation

wagie still earning peanuts

one day wagies wont be able to afford peanuts

good, nuts and seeds are toxic

source?

dubs check em

>>45883355
https://rumble.com/v1ngve4-youre-mentally-ill-if-you-dont-eat-raw-meat.html

>>45882157
https://github.com/seth-js/yomichan-fr

>>45883024
true true

cool thanks i'll get your mom off my nut diet

gonna make yomichan fr fr

best anime of last season is still best anime of this season

ayooo it was a paizuri? damn it was very clear but i couldnt figure out and didnt even bother to look it up

there was a lot of focus on your massive mommy milkers can be your weapon

>best anime
>doesn't even name it

im just watching it because moe is watching it

>>45883527
everyone knows but you

Apologies for the question, but are you young? I consider myself young, but I'm in my mid twenties with my partner, full time job, and a small social life - yet I can't imagine doing more than 10-15 words per day on Anki. At most I can afford to spend 1 hour per night.

Reading your post, with my mere ~1 hour daily I feel like I will never be able to read a single manga in my life.

im only watching it because i want to maomao maomaos maomaos

same same

https://streamable.com/uky119

lishu best girl ong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1IbJaQcFE
dame

she has a beautiful smile

she looks like a saru

how is this https://voca.ro/15rv6sNE2sHu
its the main text read by AI wondering if I should use this for reading text that doesn't have audio. https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/easy/k10014330091000/k10014330091000.html

have you tried reading text by reading text

ai-chan sounds sleepy

coulda had an epic 1000+ reply thread

what's epic about 1000+ replies

what isnt

i sleep to this every night https://vocaroo.com/1ghA2a5qk2ss

do people pronounce /pol/ pole

imagine being a girl and getting to easily have sex with a different person every day for free even if you’re ugly

>>45884223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgm_f6pO0uM

poruno is a good character in a bad game

acquired かちて

>>45884320
https://vocaroo.com/11n7lT5D3sZA

according to youtube, this is not a sufficient nipple slip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04txi6cUbTQ

would it be a sufficient nipple slip for /jp/?

not remotely sufficient

not remotely sufficient as it is just a drawing

pinching reimus nipples!

>>45884424
did you know that nudity is allowed on youtube?
search for "hand expression"

nudity is only allowed for non-sexual purposes, e.g. educational or in a fancy oil painting
a topless anime girls is by default considered gratuitous, since you can't find topless anime girls on youtube

this is why i'm learning nihongo.

what if the anime girl is a teacher

>>45884587
we're gonna have to change that

if youtube allowed non-educational nipples 2 states would require government id to use youtube

the absolute state

why cant 2D nipples be educational as well?

need JS nipples

https://vocaroo.com/1jExLTqSBxsA

ive always wanted to know more about nipples but youtube thinks only pregnant mothers deserve to learn

>>45884779
Wait, is "dess" supposed to be "desu"?
What the fuck.

best post in months

moids be like
>99% of porn is dedicated towards us
but then they be like
>NOOOOOOOOO YOUTUBE EDUCATIONAL CONTENT ABOUT FEMALE NIPPLES NEEDS TO BE CATERED TO ME ME ME

dame da ne

u ok?

post nipples or gtfo

the absolute state of porn is a disaster with visa and mastercard dictating what tags uphold appropriate traditional values sure would suck to be a 3dfag in current year

isn't she a bit too young to be wearing a bra?

whats the katakana say

>>>/v/664729646

all my training led to this moment

>>45884779
jamal?

cant believe i missed that nuke reference

the only reason jj is hated on is because he actually has balls to participate in these threads in earnest, while you faggots will never speak japanese, vocaroo or otherwise, because you're too afraid to make mistakes that would reveal how bad you are

yh cuz im not an attention whore

cool effortless cope, really showcases your intelligent

I cannot watch her bros she looks so bitable like mochi or something I always get hard and pisses me the fact that there is no r34

thats a default avatar just fyi

she's dead
she literally died
please don't lewd people who have recently died

dude comes in here acting like king shit on turd mountain but cant even count

>acting like king shit on turd mountain
merely participating in the thread's topic is acting like [a] king for you?

>>45885049
"She"'s not lmao. "She" still pays for "her" domain every year since "she" left

53 takes it alot more seriously than he ever did

im paying for her domain, actually
out of respect

immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT8Z1iSM2Rc

>>45885071
I know it is bait but she has the clientTransferProhibited thing unless you are talking about her patreon

NEVER play CDDA in japanese
worst mistake of my life

hold up are you telling me dolly isnt dead

>>45885096
Why? Bad translation?

>>45885112
It's information overload, due to the nature of the game (extremely descriptive and kanji-heavy).

that makes it sound good but there would be an absurd amount of repetition in stuff like combat text

>>45884362
destroyed

dno how people skip on sleeping when it feels so good

>>45885117
If you happen to want a roguelike to play in Japanese, I would recommend Elona. Its pretty manageable in my opinion. There is also the probably untranslated 異世界の創造者, but I haven't gotten into it much.

never had a good nights sleep in my life

>>45884608
sauce
help me learn

>but there would be an absurd amount of repetition in stuff like combat text
You won't be reading combat text most of the time.
The game has autistic detail in world objects and creature variety, so you'll spend most of your time trying to figure out what the fuck you just picked up (unless you check the ASCII image, of course).

The Japanese should be learning and producing English content instead

the japanese should make japanese much harder to learn to gatekeep the fuck out of lolicon

im thinking normalize uncommon kanji usage

i love kanji please do

how would that work lol
do people get off to kanji?

i get off to kanji

>>45885148
why

>he doesn't get off to kanji
imagine being this much of a 出来無い

>>45885124
theyre off in their esl discord
looks like a huge W for jamal

does jj have any friends? if not, then i may just become a jj supporter because he is just like me

his name is james

>>45882947
my toto washletto

>>45884362
oh shit is that the same guy who called the other guy based for picking a fucking crazy long vn (over 50 hours) (he only did it because michael did it though)

i wish someone would call me based for picking a crazy long vn even if i only did it because michael did

i can call you based any time i want dude
itu demo ii yo

wish someone would pick a crazy long vn only cuz i did

real

same same

really need a puffy js 蟹 rn

fr fr

さめさめ？

dame was going to make a joke about how 蟹 has the readings かに and チツ but realized 蟄 is a different hanzi

damn thats rough

i would say more bittersweet
like my bo right now, that's rough

kinda makes me mad that nipponjin say anal when they mean anus

i have no idea how to read チツ because i never learnt that katakana shit

crazy how セックス is a loanword meaning they didnt know about sex until the gaizins taught them

mucho texto

they have tons of words for it though

if you say "kachite" like an english word it sounds like the name of a mineral

I started up all night reading grammar and now I have to go to work. My sleep cycle is starting to sync to the nips

sore wa ore no ka-chait

>>45885391
work is for the weak

https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/54897524

gambs reccomendss this for grammar, is this the way?

>>45885402
Well the poor are weak so yeah

>>45885437
someone dl it and see if kyoubi is in there

>妹はよく勉強するし、頭もいい。だが、成績はなぜかよくない。
sounds 萌え

kyobi isnt grammar

but those 8000+ sentences have other things beside grammar

been learning for years now and i still dont have any intuition for which conjunction to pick

>learning
found your problem

i only watch anime and read manga and vinnies

>teacher student romance
maybe there is one good drama this season

yosh currently immersing and destroying my washletto

hello
popping back in to remind you all that the sooner you graduate from djt the sooner you can start progressing in japanese again

wtf is a washlet

self own

washlet is what people mean when they say bidet
an actual bidet isnt a toilet its just a standalone ass washer

>>45885572
its like a manlet or chinlet
someone who is lacking the wash

thats waht i was thinking
a lot of stinky mfs in the djt frfr

fuck you i would washlet if i could

who would watch loveless drama that sounds cringe

yeah i did not like it either

>>45885437
> Expression あの女優は実に女っぽいから好きだ。
> Tags Intermediate
brio.....
>>45885454
it's not

all n5 words
sounds intermediate to me

intermediate is n1 lil bro

>>45885688
should be 女らしい

n1 is post-native

>>45885710
self own

jei eru pee tee nanba wan

should be 女々しい

>>45885632

jlpt cant really be compared with western language levels.
for western languages, C2 is considered so difficult that even natives struggle with it (or at least that's what my non-native french teacher told us, maybe she was just coping).
in comparison, no japanese native would ever struggle with the N1

its not a very good proficiency test if it has false negatives on natives lmfao

>>45885770
they can be compared, it's just that N1 is around B1-B2, not C2
>>45885780
>Preparing for and passing the [C2] exam means you have the level of English that’s needed to study or work in a very senior professional or academic environment, for example on a postgraduate or PhD programme.
you wouldn't expect all natives to reach this level

ive never thought about it like that but youre right
if i ever see that teacher again i'll tell her that

>uh actually youre only highly proficient if you can write an academic paper that would make a professor cry
lmfao ok

>you wouldn't expect all natives to reach this level
every native speaker could reach this level if they wanted to. but for various personal reasons, they dont

you're not proficient until you can write the damn kanji from memory

50 times in ur fuckin notebook right fuckin now

50 fuckin times

why 50 times? if you can do it once you can do it 50 times, its not impressive at that point

even jack shit guy could pass c2

>>45885827
no, you don't need C2 for that because upper B2 is already considered high proficiency. C2 is well into very high
>>45885849
ok so it's correct to not expect all of them to reach it

>uhm actually c2 is "very high" proficiency its way beyond native
what is this desperate esl cope lmfao

>>45885882
>you need to have an 800/800 credit score bro
500 is fine

>>45885859
It's what Nama-sensei recommended, BITCH.

>>45885898
tl;dr

did blud no cap recommend rosetta stone :sob:

yoroshiku
you BITCH

>>/jp/thread/S38295682#p38306984

>except speaking
what a shock

i consider myself highly proficient in english, so much so that i reject the idea of getting judged or graded by people who are worse at english than me.
the examiners are level c2, i am beyond c2.

>>45885933
https://vocaroo.com/

I am level C3PO

my speaking isn't that good though

>i do not only have a c2
damn you really do need to be beyond native level

>>45885892
it's not universally beyond native. many natives could be more comfortable with the language in many areas than a non-native with C2

The test doesn't test speaking ability so he's got you there bro

matt said nobody can be beyond native because that doesnt make any sense

>A well-educated native English speaker is technically at a C2 level. Relatively few English learners reach this level because their professional or academic goals do not require it.
:skull:

if youre gonna quote matt quote the real bars
he said everything a native says is always correct

>>45885953
https://vocaroo.com/1cs2z9xl9Z3i

>>45885972
if i didnt know who jamal is and i heard this without context, i would think that's level A2 english, maybe B1

imagine bein like lol i dont even use this language i wasted thousands of hours for nothing because i dont like japanese media and based guy just goes based

why you bringin up jamal

girl on the right is a "matt user"?

2024ers think qm and jamal are the same person lmao

matto gets used by THAT??? what the FUCK djt

is it someone actually saying based every time or is it a sound effect like bruh

>>45885999
i actually dont think of them as persons at all

who is qm? quality management?

>>45886003
>someone actually saying based every time
all me

was gonna assure you qm isnt quality management but actually thread quality has dropped tremendously since he left us

if somewhere in a world a nigga is saying based that nigga is probably me

>>45885941
https://vocaroo.com/1aC7BuXpRsHp

boring ai slop

>>45886031
based and beyond c2

how does japan keep getting away with this

c3 years old

>>45886054
this does nothing for me dont understand the appeal

not into feet but i appreciate good anatomy and i appreciate that feetfags care more about anatomy than any other fags

get a closeup of those feet

is that tomitake from higurashi

tomitake flash!!

do you like おおきむね

2024ers are just getting owned left and right by adjectives

i like all the munes

tomitake a shit on your face

serious resentment issues

i oomune like ookina mune

I can't bring myself to study again since new year. What the fuck should i do bros?

正月太り

i dont "study"

sank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9tDWgGXWNo

wtf were they thinking

I think it's funny you guys rarely mention posts, what's the history behind it

the post numbers are implied

they're saying nandesuka without putting a ga

>>45886134
vtubers

true true

see >>45882064

i typically just dont click post numbers because to add your post number to mine means i have at least an ounce of respect for your post

my brain is so japanese-ified i often forget to type out 'you' in english now

if u cant feel out the nagare of the sure
u cant figure out the nihongos

its a full emersion technique to help our new lil bros acquire the zero ga

it doubles as a quick iq check cause if you cant follow conversations without quotelinks to guide you youre too low iq to be worth talking to

how can you acquire something which doesnt exist

djt is highly competitive and i aint givin anyone points who didnt earn them

that one guy who adds incomplete numbers to his posts on purpose thinking i'm going to check what the hell he is talking about as if i care, is nothing short of delusional

think of it this way
if you cant feel it out from the context you cant acquire a high context language like japanese
simple as

なーほーね
Thank you for the clarification

6
clearly you get triggered by this lmao

incomplete numbers count as 2 yous cause you could have just clicked but you invested time into trying to subvert the you and you lost hard

236
if this is your post number you know, if this isnt your post number, you dont need to read this

true true

yh i feel like this is an L for the manual number typer

it actually takes more effort to move my hand to the mouse and drag it around and click on things, than it does to type out a short number with my hands already on the keyboard

he typed 3 numbers you typed a whole post
number guy wins

manual numbers is the 尊敬語 of replying. you don't even dare to address the other anon directly. that's some 卑下 ass shit my guy

never posted a direct reply never will simple as

number guy typed 3 numbers and a whole post
dont twist the narrative

i imagine people who love to play the semantic game about learning vs studying vs consuming vs immersing are clowns who wake up every day looking for useless discrepancies to point out

i haven't gotten some time

honk honk

life fucking rocks

>japanese artist: how do i make it clear that this female character is evil?
>i know, make her insanely hot

why are they like this?

i dont immerse i input

emersion is just a funny joke lil bro

being evil is inherently hot
trying to make an evil character ugly would be fighting against nature itself

ok so the same logic applies to guys too right? evil guys are hotter than nice guys

is matt an evil guy

>>45886337
that's just about the dumbest thing i read in long while brother

dno if i even notice male characters exist i drop the show

that post screams closet homo

think a lot of women say evil guys are hot though so its prob universal

maybe you dont agree if youre the kind of dude that likes pink haired maho syojos dno

Can you guys please use the quote function?

ayo

number guy 完全勝利

>being evil is inherently hot
>trying to make an evil character ugly would be fighting against nature itself

im talkin about 2d girls buddy chill it with the persecution

show me one female villain you dont want to have sex with right now

i would

yeah yall go quiet now

>>45885688
wait was wrong with this sentence?

baste

bet any woman would be attracted to that peep

>>45886337
most evil people in the world are men and most of them are very ugly

evil is a fictional concept doesnt even make sense in 3d

why the fuck do you people post without quoting each other?
I've only ever seen this type of autism in /vg/ more specifically the long dead starcraft 2 general
if there is nothing to say then just let it die until someone has something interesting to say

>>45886480
cant even think of a female villain sorry

uhh we just explained that 30 minutes ago

>>45886405
あくありうむの体験版やってみたけど
やっぱ気持ち悪いうんこだった

thats rough

>>45886569
of course it does just not as some metaphysical entity but as sociopathic/psychopathic human behavior. those who act against the common good for their selfish gain are called evil

yh its like sc2 which is like himasugi which is like warosu theres your answer

evil is relative to ones own morals and therefore meaningless

>>45886068
you don't understand the appeal of female thighs in light shorts with peeking panties? have considered that you may gay

objective evil is the penguin in azumang knocking over the bucket

objective evil is real in 2d thats the glory of fiction

>>45886654
people who genuinely believe in absolute moral relativity are sociopaths/psychopaths

anyone in djt who isnt me is legitimately mentally ill

>>45886599
we're larping as pisscorders

pisscord has a quote function now so not even

moral absolutism is low iq religious cult behavior
my morals are probably not as loose as you think

people don't quote all the time on discord, unlike autistic 4channlers

>>45886654
sure but if everyone had their own morality, society would collapse into chaos.
there is an intersection between the common morals that most people have and its what defines our society, and if you go against those commonly accepted morals youre evil

i love when fat disgusting virgins larp as philosophers on the internet

why not just say the law and a criminal

anyone who thinks killing and raping being bad is merely a matter of relative opinion is sociopath/psychopath aka evil

is this the hysterical woman again

animals kill each other is it evil
rape is also relative because i dont think animals give consent they just get mounted

you can't be a philosopher unless you're fat and a virgin

has nothing to do with law and crime. if you cheat on your wife youre not breaking a crime but youre still evil (in society's view, personally idc)

have all the subs from itazura been lost for good? they're not on gohoneko and i'm not referring to the ones of kitsunekko, i meant all the unsorted netflix ones

>>45886723
true true

i am an alchemist

>>45886744
my sex数 is >50 yet i'm philosopher

your wife cant put you in jail but she can take half your stuff thats getting into technicalities

>>45886748
who cares either learn japanese or if you're deaf/ngmi wait 2 years for perfected transcription ai

technically i'm a virgin

thats why i didnt get married, so i can cheat on her without any risk

lawyer here
in most us states most property you owned including homes and vehicles etc before entering into a marriage remains yours after a divorce in most cases

ok buddy

You can reply to posts?

Do I need a special app for that?

iPhone btw

>>45886763
>who cares either learn japanese
that's why i'm downloading subtitles silly
anyways i was able to access what i needed and find what i was looking for but i suggest that now is the time to start downloading what you want now before it's gone for good

when you are gonna become a layer in JAPAN like hmslc? you're falling behind lil bro...

牢屋?

i played the school days vinnie, what a clusterfuck of a game. i somehow got the ending where i pretend to cuck my girlfriend, but only to make her realize how much she loves me and that she shouldnt move to paris

japans economy is in the shitter
youd make more money anywhere else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OHSKuxRjow

setsuna's not your girlfriend in most of the routes, don't know how you managed to get that first try

>>45885770
https://www.examenglish.com/cpe/cpe_reading_part1.htm
Just did this and got 12/12 for the first two sections as an American. I can definitely see other natives being unable to accomplish this, though, considering the intelligence level of the average person. A lot of these words are very close in meaning, and I feel like some of the alternatives could almost fit, but I chose the more commonly used phrasings. It seems kind of arbitrary, but I did manage to get 100% (over this short amount). I might do the rest later.

Found it from example tests here
https://www.examenglish.com/CEFR/C2.htm

>>45886843
no sekai is my girlfriend and in this route her mom got picked to move to paris, (sekai's mom and setsuna's mom are colleagues) but after i pretend to cuck her, she whines to her mother about not wanting to leave, so then setsuna's mom gets to go to paris instead

i really wanted to fuck setsuna in 2007

i was 14 in 2007

i was 2 :skull:

>>45886848
got 12/12 as an esl. i'm beyond native

i am setsuna but im not your girlfriend

>>45886912
nvm i got 14/15 in use of english 1, it's over. i never heard of (5)

>>45886321
they always have this look

range greatly in size sound european where is vary
12/12 american

it's a good look

>>45886917
ore no kanojo ni shteyaru

>>45886951
i put "wreak" instead, which is more common, but it was marked wrong.

pointy eye bitch oooh so evil *bends her over and jams it in*

esls are so funny

>>45886982
same same

i've never made a mistake ever

i cant make a mistake
perk of being native

>>45887010
because you never output a single sentence

>>45886763
translation will never capture the nuances of actually knowing another language nor is it nearly as satisfying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie3CsGKL8X8

>>45887060
yes which is why i said learn japanese unless you can't

"there never was a time when i fucked a girl and she didn't cum" is not an argument if you never smashed

>>45887020
natives write the sloppiest and laziest out of all English speakers desu

damn thats some cope

is yotsubato actually good for beginners or is it just recommended for being the 4chan manga

>>45887073
still better than cringe esl slop

yotubato is good but some beginners say the slang is hard idk i thought it was fine when i was a beginner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvYMmA_2vE

>>>/v/664762638
>>>/v/664762839

>>45887089
i like it. it was my first reading. everything yotsuba says is written in hiragana so you'll have a hard time with that, but after a few pages you'll get it

>>45887154
yooo

>>45887069
my girlfriend always cums. or at least she pretends to, but same thing really. from my perspective she always cums.

>>45887169
i'm about to mess his shit up. watch this

>>45887180
>>>/v/664763454

bros bleach anime is so hard for me, i thought all shounen were supposed to be piss easy

>>>/v/664763658
do people really brag over doing 40 anki cards

i don't watch em but they're all about the same middle school level i think

>>45882737
Do you not know how to read Japanese? People named drowned bodies after him because said bodies appeared bloated and pale, similar to how he looked.

>>45887135
holy shit

>>45886912
people that are sub-100 iq can't be considered native in any language

>>45887135
japan is a disgusting country that should be nuked until theres nothing left

lil bro just got his first taste of the forbidden knowledge

atheists got nuke banned?

>>45887258
mentally ill

>>45887258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsvW1Q07i5s

fuck off pedos

>>45887135

dunno why youtube suddenly decided to recommend me all these videos

>>45887135
dame

>>45887308
absolute state of gaijins
cant even write chad correctly in japanese lol

>>45887333
it's a long a sound, right? so it should be more like チャード

charred

there's no way that guy's actually nuke, right?

someone that old would never lowercase

thoguht nuke was usually more chill than that but he was gettin old and grumpy

>>45887356
that would be more like an english R sound so you would end up with chard

im british

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bznjIuEok04

do they play this at every ラブホ？

>>45887333
write chad in katagana right fuckin now

>>45887381
チャッド

>>45887388
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%81%E3%83%A3%E3%83%89%E3%83%BB%E3%82%AA%E3%83%AA%E3%83%B4%E3%82%A1%E3%83%BC