/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for elves.

>>45859077
How the hell are there any dominate monsters when raging mushrooms exist?
MGE should be a maledom setting

>>45859077
the 2 MGE plant girls released when???

>>45859077
gimme dragon but from tacoland

RADICAL SABBATH

>>45859095
Whenever Cross decides to release them.

>>45859092
Nobody really cares about that setting.

>>45859103
Absolutely cucked.

>>45859103
Or whenever leakers may drop 'em early like they did with the dragonewt and smort slime

>>45859092
Drugs are bad, son. If you want to dominate monsters, then use Tentacles and potions like the Chief God intended.

>>45859097

Your party of monster girls bigger than you with tits the same size as your head finally caves in and lets you fight after you repeatedly told them humans can totally fight and are more than healing sluts.
It’s a hard arduous fight against a level 1 slime which would look more like some mud wrestling to the onlookers but you finally win.
As you turn back to face your partymembers they look at you like hungry animals and you notice the slime melted your clothes so you have been swinging your dick around all this time.
How do you get out of this situation without being milked to the last drop?

>>45859106
Well at least you dedicate most of your free time seething endlessly about it, so I guess that counts for something

>>45859126
lucoa best girl

>>45859137
Most of my time goes into anime models.

Bread

>>45859112
>Absolutely cucked
More like you have people actively monitoring these threads to tattle to Cross for speed dialed DMCAs and it's a bit too much effort to care to leak them, especially since this place lost a war it didn't even know it was fighting to Autismchan and /monster/.

This is just how things are now, either accept it or don't. I'm not your mother.

>>45859156
Disgusting not even feminine at all

>>45859087

>>45859160
This reads like demoralization propaganda.

I'm going to crash your plane anon

>>45859180
You can take it however you want but it’s the way things are now.

>>45859092
Drugs eventually wear off anon. There is nothing wrong with domming your wife but she will dominate you after you think you have won.

>>45859126
Caliente!

It's over Sally I have the high ground

>>45859240
good. Let's see if we can get even worse.

>>45859077
>Mwahahahaha! I'm gonna invade the demon realms because they are inferior creatures; mere lesser demons they are! Also they are low tech barbarians and are not modern or high tech- ACK!
>t.typical Orderite

>>45859307
cringe

>>45859307
Anon I'm sorry but it's not getting any funnier after first few dozen times

The threekis, a sitcom about Kiki triplets. The oldest most traditional, the middle child a mage, and the youngest a technophile. What wacky zany things will they get up to this week?
>Older Kiki rushes into kitchen with her hair in a mess
>*soft laugh track*
>”Middle Kiki. Where in ze ice queen chamberpot is ze dinner?! Ze mastah will be having guests over any second!”
>*pan to exasperated middle Kiki, laugh track*
>”Its over there”
>*motions to window*
>*camera slowly pans to window, and older Kiki nearly faints when she looks out of it, laugh track from her expression*
>”WHAT IS THAT?!”
>”Little Kiki said she wanted to handle dinner, so I worked my magic to help her so there would be enough meat”
>*Finally pan to what they’re looking at - little Kiki is outside fighting a giant walking steak(thanks to middle Kikis spell) with a flamethrower”
>”WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?!”
>*laugh track, pan to middle kikis straight man face*
>”By my guess,” *jet of flame illuminates both of their faces from outside* “medium rare”
>*older Kiki faints. Audience erupts with laughter and then claps into scene fade*

>>45859330
i'm surprised you ever thought there was humor there

>>45859241
Wrong, raging mushroom turn whoever you fuck into a sub maso, check the profile

Buying a danuki mana marker from my friendly neighborhood unmarried danuki!

>>45859241
Kitsune this, Kitsune that when it comes to mofu. Reminder that Hellhound fur is guaranteed to leaving you smelling like a sexual Tyrannosaur with a musk of bergamot, black pepper, and sweat. No mamono will come within 30 meters of you once your wife marks you with her scent, for fear of your murdercock.

>>45859253
You underestimate her power!

>>45859376
Lol, everyone know that hellhound husband are pathetic boy who most likely get pegged. They don't scare anyone

>>45859395
Actually, it's catboys that get pegged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9tPWwCCU0s

I still wouldn't mind some p'orcs on Warthogs.

>>45859376
The slack jawed faggots that cry about femdom just don't understand.

Remember, so long as you keep your doors locked and deny them permission, a Monster cannot legally enter your house and rape you. Miss Lilim can knock on my door or press against my windows as much as she likes but I won't open up and I'll just lower the blinds. No way I'm getting Lim'ed.

>>45859376
>he doesn't know
Kitsunes are THE beast smell/pheromones species

Which type of Harpy makes the best fries?

>>45859487
Yeah, but it's not a GOOD smell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jzp5H4mQVE

>>45859387
She shouldn't try it!

>>45859489
Probably Crow Tengu--they're the ones most likely to really get into it scientifically and really have a process to do it perfectly every time.
>Black harpies just grab a fry cook and make him do it when not banging.
>Owl mages aren't really into fries.
>Thunderbirds are too chaotic in the kitchen.
>Jubjubs do not cook. Only schlick.
>Everyone else is just kind of normal / in the middle.

>>45859479
Yes but the law doesn't cover teleportation. Hope you like waking up to a Lim in the morning.

>>45859489
Chicken harpy makes the best fried chicken. An endangered delicacy.

>explaining to a salamander that "I fuck you in the ass" doesn't mean what she thinks it means

>>45859560
I mean, it can.

I'm going to go to the local Sabbath lodge and play with the cute girls who have suspiciously wide hips and big butts there. It will not end sexually, it will just be recreational fun.

Men owe sex to young Dark Mages, Demons, Kejourous, Wights and Pharaohs.

Actually the list is a lot longer but those are the most poignant entries.

>>45859479
True, however your house can legally enter a monster.

>>45859538
I wake up to 4 limbs every morning, thank you very much!

>>45859332
Nice. Next time do a monster sent to live with her (moderate) Orderite aunt and uncle, in Belair.
>”I know showing skin is something they do out where you’re from, Wilimena, but we value dressing decently in my house.” says Paladin Phil, with a stern look at the scantily dressed mamono.
>”Psst. Maybe you’d get more attention from the honeys if you showed some more skin.” says the mamono, posing lewdly.
>wolf whistles from audience
>”I’ll have you know that prudent attire gets you the proper sort of attention, young lady.” says the Paladin.
>”Like anyone’ll rub one out to your big armor-covered ass.” says the mamono, sotto voce.
>audience laughs and goes ooohhhh at the insult
>”Excuse me!?” says Paladin Phil, his glare intensifying as he looms threateningly.
>more oooohhhs as the audience eggs them on
>”I only did it a few times — it was a slow weekend!” she responds, drawing back nervously.
>laughter and a few whistles from the audience
>Paladin Phil glares them into silence.
>”It looks like you’ll need a slight punishment to help correct your behavior.” says the Paladin, still glaring.
>”Does it involve the fraternity paddle you keep on the wall?” asks the sweating Wilimena, hopefully.
>The Paladin smiles for the first time in the conversation, shaking his head. “Guess again.” he says with a soft yet menacing air.
>Jump cut to Wilimena, now wearing a chastity belt over her still skimpy clothing. She frowns within a stockade. Above her are placards with the phrases ‘incest is wrong’ and ‘chastity is next to godliness’.
>cue audience laugh track

>>45859156
looks like a chill dude, hope he gets his gyno cured.

>>45859619
Have you considered giving it all up and becoming a sex doll?

>>45859651
what's the dental plan like?

>>45859659
Terrible, but the 4-oohhhohhhohhh-1K is pretty good.

You know those ASPCA commercials that try inhumanly hard to guilt you into donating money using video of mistreated pets? Imagine those but with beast girls.
>"Your donation of just three ejaculations and a few scritches a day can save these poor monster girls from a lifetime of suffering and loneliness. Call now, before it's too late."

>>45859695
cu sith deserves love too.

>>45859501
kot sleep

>>45859204
Can't wait to see how the rest of them turn out.

>>45859705
Yes, but not from me.

https://files.catbox.moe/lwcrkh.jpg
This is how hags should dress, you may not like this but this is the peak attire for such voluptuous bodies

>>45859637
Shoulda been Paladin Phil throwing Wilimena's friend Jizz out the front door.

>putting a lampshade on your head to hide from Bapho-chan
>she literally can't tell the difference

>>45859721
too trashy. go for the ribbed sweater

>>45859721
Wrong. Form fitting dresses are the best.

>>45859721
I want to pull a wedgie on a hag and then run away

>>45859743
Dresses that can just barely contain the female form are pretty nice...

>>45859077
"I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen?"

>>45859749
That's what i'm sayin'

>>45859766
Lecherous fox.

>>45859695
I will adopt and help repopulate extinct beastgirls. Sabertooth Jinkos, Zipangu Brown Wolves, Aurochs cowgirls, the Thylacine, and all the others, all will be loved, cuddled, and filled with kids. Just put me in the lab/zoo hybrid and let me at em, I'm ready

>>45859721
I wonder if monster hags are gullible enough to make them wear that, or any other hot outfit in public

>>45859806
Redundant and also a double positive.

>>45859809
i mean it's only got to work once

>>45859838
With some it works every week

>>45859838
I'd want it to work more than once.

>>45859730
>”I’ll show myself out.” says Jizz, at the angry Paladin
>Jizz teleports herself out the door and into the air
>she crashes into a tree
>she looks up from the branches she is tangled in to see an angry dryad
>the dryad taps her foot at Jizz in irritation
>Wilimena looks up within her stockade as Jizz screams through the air past her
>there is a crashing sound off-camera as Wilimena flinches
>”Daaaayyyyuuum, G!” says the stockade-bound mamono

>>45859695
Thought it said “and a few stitches a day”.

>>45859881
I'd say I wish I could tell you how often I do that, but I don't want to know because I'd be ashamed.

I'm gonna post my balls on 4mon and say they're so full it hurts and then snap pics of my dick to tease the 4monners with but on a burner phone that I'll discard right after so no Gremlin hackers are able to track me down.

>>45859892
It’s okay as long as they aren’t on your face. Gotta keep that moneymaker in good condition.

>>45859906
Then post this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/19bar44/it_happens_all_the_time_it_saddens_me/

>>45859906
>Monsters use Optical Cock Recognition (OCR) to match your penis against the database profile generated for you on Penis Inspection Day
>They're at your house within minutes
Should've censored it, bro.

I’d like monsters to deal with ugly bastards, for comedic effect. Similarly to how (some) humans think pugs are cute.

I'm going to post a video of me burning my fingers on a pie I'm baking and accidentally cutting my finger on a knife, then complain how I can never bake anything right and nobody would ever want to eat this pie or anything I make.
It'll be posted to 4mon, hag.org and kikiwikiforums.

>>45859916
i don't think they'd mind. scars are for licking

>>45859936
I want to see a tiny, cute imp just absolutely GLOM ON to the fattest, baldest, ugliest bastard.
Just dote on him, like he's the best and cutest man ever.

>>45859757
>smokes two cigarettes at once
She’s worse than Hitler.

>>45859949
People actually find scars attractive. They’re a sign of resilience.

>>45859332
>Kiki where iz the mastah?
>*kiki motions behind her*
>*Mastah is tied to a table with little kiki pointing a massive horny-ray at him*
>*Mastah screams his catchphrase*
>"KIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

>>45859936
There was a doujin where a succ adopted an ugly bastard like a literal dog. It was kinda cute.

>>45859954
She's way better than Hitler. He wasn't cool enough to handle two cigs at once.

>>45859962
My fav example--I think she's very sexy and gives a "you're safe with me" vibe.

>>45859936
Ugly bastards are recruited for rape correcting brats and evil hags

>>45859979
but i wanted a gentle romance...

>>45859487
Factually incorrect.

Hellhounds - Bergamot and Black Pepper
Whitehorns - Pine
H'Orcs - Sweat, Musk, Tonka
Centaurs - Hay, Cut Grass
Foxes - The smell of fear, stank ass, musk

>>45859721
Not only hags, all monsters should dress like that

>>45859994
>wight
>big butt lover
checks out

>>45859951
>ugly bastard literally eats her panties
>she yells at him in her uwu dialect
>he gives her the puppy dog eyes
>surrounding observers suppress the urge to retch
>she says how she can’t stay mad when he looks so cute

>>45859969
Sauce?

>>45859970
She looks very chill.

>>45859994
smackable anoobis booty

>>45859991
Great, now I want to huff a whitehorn.

>>45860021
I don't think I favorited it. Can't be that many comics to search through if you're looking for ugly bastard+succ+English translated though.

>>45859986
You should have thought of that before you were born ugly.

>>45859979
>malef evil kingdoms filled with dragon reverse harems
>hoards of men and legions of other monster girls transformed into minions
>even former wives of those men are turned into dragonnewts and condemned to serve and fight over the leftover scraps

>telling an anubis to go back to africa

Sconce are a thing, i guess.

>>45860033
They're dogs of fine pedigree and class, they should be treated with more respect.

>>45860033
I must say that no matter how much I love other monsters a nice Anubis ass will always have a special place on my heart, forever and ever

>>45860102
But they're such good girls! Yesh they are! Uh-huh!

I want to die alone.

>>45859077

>>45860157
what's stopping you?

I'm gonna get a malef and a lich in a room together and see if I can get them to fight.

Anyone got the sauce for this ugly bastard, it looks funny:
https://files.catbox.moe/jxtnpq.jpeg

>>45860173
NTA, but it's dangerous to die these days.

>>45860157
Ultimately everyone dies alone.

monsters that are best for dealing with and or restraining autistic people

>>45860201
bogey
weighted blanket ittan momen

>>45860201
wurm, bogey, bogie, foxes, and hellhounds

>>45860201
hellhounds can sniff out someone with autism from a mile away

>>45860201
A lamia could just coil them until the MAMONO MANA kicks in and their autism is cured. You could also just cut to the chase and have a Unicorn or one of Grelias girls cast Tardius Removius.

>>45860201
Miss 'Nubis can meet your need for schedules and regularity.

>>45860191
How does a Wisp make the man whose soul she captures feel better about having died a virgin if he's depressed about it? It's not enough that he can lose it in death, it's that he never reached that milestone when alive that he can't seem to get over. What will Wisp chan do?

>>45860201
Basilisk can stop any autistic fits and stimming with a look, or just coil them up.

>>45860231
sex, probably

>>45860226
As long as it's a regular lamia and not a bunyip. Two autistic people trying to deal with each other is not a pretty sight.

>>45860231
Sounds like a highly autistic thing any man would stop caring aout as soon as they taste the wisp pussy.

>>45860240
Autists are known to communicate with one another in their own ways. Besides, the man would be cured of autism when he incubizes, it'd eventually just be a snek and her very empathetic tard wrangler. Not too different from usual.

>>45860201
Sounds like a job for cheshire to make loud noises, put him in uncomfortable social interactinos and change his schedule.

>>45860036
While I won't say that Kitsunes all inherently smell bad, they'd 100% be the kind of mamono to mask their natural stink with perfumes depending on region. For instance, Desert Foxes or Anubi would in my mind typically smell like botanicals like anise, bergamot, coriander, or even sandalwood and jasmine. Whereas the foxes of the Mist Continent and Zipangu would smell more like pine, cypress, possibly even oranges and sandalwood as well.

This, of course, is just headcanon autism and likely because of how mamono mana tends to work in MGE they'll smell like whatever makes you love them the most.

stinkitsune

>>45860263
Kitsunes are compelled to spread their natural stink as far and wide as possible.

>wake up and get out of bed from kitsune wife
>take a shower
>have breakfast with kitsune wife
>take a shower
>hug her before I go to work
>need to take a shower again now
>get back home in the evening and don't need to take a shower
>until she hugs me again
>take a shower
>we eat dinner together
>food is good, but still need to take a shower cause I sat next to her for too long
>watch tv with kitsune wife
>take a shower
>go to bed with kitsune wife

>>45860281

Do you guys headcanon winter monsters as yan? I do

>>45860132
The thought of ravishing fat-bottomed lolinubises never gets old.

>>45860303
No, but there is probably no lack of yan monsters in the north.

>>45860303
Not all of them, but I could see it as a natural tendency in winter months.

>>45860292
If you keep this up with the stupid Alpanon stinkipede tier meme shit, remember that I, Hateful Rape, am coming for you.

>>45860303
the certainly being yan now

>>45860303
Just keep your cabin door locked and watch your back out hunting and you should be safe

>>45860303
Only during peak Winter, the desire to find a hibernation partner overwhelms their thoughts.

>>45860364
It's the millipedes who are the stinky boogs.

>>45860303
Tsuraras kind of are, but they're also kind of combat girls, so maybe they'll begrudgingly mellow out if you beat them up in a fight.

>>45860393
>they'll begrudgingly mellow out
Well, yeah. Their schtick is that you have to melt their cold, frozen hearts with love.

>>45860413
i'll melt it by blasting her with a hairdryer

>>45860337
Shes been outside your window for hours like this

>>45860413
i thought it was they want to be a good wife for you but it's their idea of what a good wife is and does, not necessarily yours

whitehorns can't fit through the door without bonking their horns on the frame.
dumb horse, how she gonna get me now in my nice warm winter cabin.

>>45860447
It's both. They want you to melt them, but in contrast to the yuuki onna, they are more proactive.

>>45860444
I'll just let her marinate there until she snaps, Maybe even bring her some glühwein if she's taking too long, but still not let her inside. I wonder what she's thinking about while freezing out there.

>>45860381
>Shirt text
I understood that reference

Me explaining to a Salamander that she is a reptile, and reptiles do not have mammary glands or mammaries. She CANNOT produce milk, and she does NOT NEED breasts.

>>45860562
>"HOW DARE YOU, ANON!"
>"I AM A CANADIAN SALAMANDER, AND I PRODUCE MAPLE SYRUP!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU

https://imgbox.com/g/nMnMJMK9cE
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 89. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/LtjZ452c

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>45860572
Behold the most horrific monstergirl of all

https://files.catbox.moe/p2t8qn.jpg

>>45860562
>Man that will be drowned in reptile milk

>>45860573
Sankyu Wikiman.

Best way to get a fire insurance after getting a fire-type wife? These premiums are killing me.

>>45860392
Well yes but Alp spread the whole meme of Oomukade smelling bad years ago and it kind of stuck.

>>45860579
KC needs to immediately jump on creating Canadian (Mamono). Canadians are known for being nice (like mamono) and we all know they produce maple syrup from their bodies, which is also suspicious for so-called "humans."

Me explaining to a Gremlin that a turboencabulator can't produce inverse reactive current if she uses a reversible trammie pipe to connect the conductor windings to the differential girdle spring. It has to be non-reversible otherwise the two phases will cancel each other out and at best she'll only get short pulses of direct current, which defeats the whole point of using a novatrunnion in the first place.

Question for you guys, do you guys prefer skimpy armor like this? I really wanna see a full body scale armor malef, full armor erotic

>>45860636
ok... but what if we were to
*gets blank bit of paper and turns it over to show the other blank face*
do it in reverse?

Now I shall escape Monsters by using my time travel magic to travel back in time to the beginning of the universe!

>>45860573
All those pencil drawings, new artist found? Also didn't expect this to be animated when I opened it.

>>45860679
Friendly reminder to bully demons.

>>45860697
I'm just a weak human. How could I possibly bully a demon?

mofuza?

>>45860697
>>45856217
SEE? This is what I'm talking about! That demon is dangerously uncolored and needs blueberries STAT.

>>45860711
hakuza

any progress?

>>45860738
On what?

>>45860741
on whether manticores are smart or not

>>45860708
MGE has an app for that.
>>45860719
You’ll need a LOT of blueberries. Pic

>>45860745
All our researchers have ended up spined so far, you're welcome to volunteer though.

>>45860711
Nyakuza.

Worship sneks

>>45860640
Whatever you like more, I guess? Don't really have a strong opinion because Malef are kind of boring.

>>45860789
Fine, twist my arm why don't you

>>45860786
>>>/vg/
Wrong thread.

>>45860789
I don't know why I find her so cute.

>>45860820
Snakes have never caused harm to another human being

>>45860842
I’m tired of these motherfucking sneks on this motherfucking plane!

>>45860838
>eats her own young
ANON WHAT THE FUCK?

>>45860845
What? NO. Those are just ostrich eggs or something. No lamia would eat her own young, you weirdo.

>>45860845
Nah, it’s her neighbor’s eggs. It’s cool.

>>45860845
Don’t kink shame you puritan.

>>45860845
Snek eggs are clearly more colorful looking than those boring ass plain chicken eggs

>>45860864
That's true. VERY colorful!

>>45860789
I believe in Snek supremacy

>>45860873
>they’re filled with chocolate

>>45860878
Suffocating the opponent face with her loincloth is such a dirty move,i approve

>>45860878
>"I yield! I yield!"
>Slowly pushes the arm back into the coil
>Shhh...

I think I'd sooner swear fealty to the local dragon. It's THEIR year, after all.

>>45860950
It's somehow made them even more smug and aloof, village offerings have doubled in value to win favor.

I wanna sketch a yandere MG for later. Any suggestions?

>>45861035
medusa

>>45861035
Queen Honey bee

>>45861035
Dhampir, tired of being the dork

>>45861035
I will be a contrarian and suggest Echidna

>>45860662
>TardAnon travels back before the current DL
>and nothing of value was lost...

>>45861035
Parasite slime.

I'm here for the foxes

>>45861035
Seconding the Enchilada

>>45861035
I humbly request an Arachne. Spooders are good yans.

>>45861035
Pyrow

>>45861035
All the snakes have the jealous disposition so a snake thag doesnt commonly get fanart would be nice.
I'd also like Inari

>>45861035
Personally, I feel that yandere foxes, spiders and especially snakes (thanks Hebi) are super overdone.
So I'm seconding the P.Slime, if only because they're my favorite slime and I'm woefully biased. And because I want to know what kind of shit you can cook up for a yandere slime that can blend in.

>>45861129

>>45861200
There are NEVER enough yandere spiders.

>>45861206

>>45861245
oh shoggy~
you so silly!

>>45861283
I can't wait to play Shog-games on my Shogbox

>>45861290
and eat some shogloaf that my shogwife made and sleep on our shogbed together.

>my route passes the Mamano Girl's Academy on the walk to my apartment after getting off the late shift at work, the bus doesn't run again until morning unfortunately
>on the bright side, it's a very pleasant walk and leaves me plenty of time to think aloud, or rant to myself about kids these days
>but earlier tonight there was a tiny hole in the giant wall and my curiosity got the better of me, so I peeked in
>there's a couple of monsters arguing in weird garb and an even weirder language thirty yards away from the wall, what's the big deal here?
>one of them faces in my direction and there's a glow, before I know it some sort of magic infused arrow whizzes past and blows up the target ten feet to my right, fall down prone in complete fear
>they keep bickering and leave after 20 minutes, I wait another ten and then break into a sprint for home
What the hell is with these monster sports? If a archery team pulled that off in a school tournament in my day that'd be cheating! These young'uns will understand the true value of sportsmanship once I bring it to their head of sport. I'll call and schedule a meeting with them right away!

>>45859077
>Mofu 15 Actual to Base. This is Mofu 15 Actual to Base! Do you read me!? I need Skibidi!

I will destroy you, Jubjub. I will purge your existence from this world.

>>45861439
God damn monsters need to learn to speak engrish, my hellwan wife learned and all she could speak was infernal when she came to this country.

>>45861035
Seconding dhampir

>>45860697
I bully my bratty devil sister-wife, she gives me sass. it's a give and take relationship

>>45861471
Your dead name is "Anon."
All shall refer to you henceforth as "Perch."

need fat nooki tits and fat soft nooki tail to lay my head on

Bogie therapy

This Danuki loan shark I'm indebted to is gonna fuck me over! Where is a Creeping Coin when I need one?!

>>45861607
You should hide somewhere like remote mountains with Yetis or swamp with Sahuagins so the Danuki doesn't find you.

>>45861607
If you are trying to escape the debt from a danuki loan shark your only option is to seek protection from the mofukuza, if you are considered to be property of them the danuki won't dare to collect, of course you now would owe your life to the mofukuza and be forced to brush tails and fry tofu for them until some fox decided she wants you to help her move up in the organization. Before its over you will end up as an illustrated man.

Why have you not gotten yourself a Gap Moe monster yet?

>>45861731
I usually dislike one side or another of the gap. Also, monsters aren't real.

>>45861035
wurm but she has the silly :D face

>Raiju blasting Kickstart my Heart outside your window at night trying to seduce you
would you fall for it?

>>45860640
I like skimpy armor, but prefer skimpy normal clothes usually.

>>45861149
>>45861035
How would a yandere Pyrow even work? I need to see this done

>>45861035
Sea slime

Poor sea slime never gets love

>>45859479
>*rezones your home to allow the city to evict you*
Don't underestimate city council demon, Anon

>>45861819
i'd be the type to do that for my tsun haku sensei

>>45860201
>pharaoh uses her voice to command you to be less autistic

>>45860573
Thank you wikiman

>>45861970
>anon just ceases to exist right in front of her
>he later wakes up in the tismcity

>>45861940
She uses the 'haha we're totally just friends' thing to get even closer to you, constantly hanging out with you, preferably in more secluded places so she can keep other bitches away from you. In regards to sexual stuff she'll do the usual 'it's just practice' thing but almost immediately switch to 'you don't need any other girls when you've got a friend like me willing to do anything you want at a moments notice'. If you start looking at another girl or talking about another girl she'll forcibly make out with you in public, using her gyaru appearance to play it off, also she's your best friend so it's obvious you would give her a spare key to your house so that you can hang out whenever and totally not so she can sneak in and watch you sleep, subtlety wafting her perfume in your face while sucking you off so you come to associate her smell with good times even in your sleep.

>>45860573
fun sketches

ANON, ANON LOOK OUT, GET OUT OF THE WATER

>>45861245
is that Macready?

>>45862087
the end of the movie is a little unclear

>>45862087
>JB Scotch Whisky
Yes, it is Macready, the design is on point as well.

>Driving Shog Car to work
>Turn on Shog-radio
>"You are now listening to... Shog Music"
>*Shog Noises*
Huh.

>>45862146
i'm only listening for dj shog

>>45862158
*Slimy squelching*
YOU ARE LISTENING TO
*Eldritch creature wailing*
102.3
*The sound of a man being overcome with the knowledge of the universe*
SHOG FM

magic cats

>What do you mean this is the right way out of Wonderland? We've been going in circles for hours!

>>45862186
*Imagine Dragons - Thunder starts playing*

>>45862214
At least I have Google maps to help me out.

I, an experienced fencer and duelist, will challenge a Dhampir to a battle of the rapiers. I shall defeat her and then I shall destroy her for she is half Vampire, she is the spawn of an abomination of darkness and must be purged for her cursed blood. I will definitely defeat her, because her mom will not be around to help and I will not play fair. I shall throw holy water into her face mid duel and disarm her!

>>45862214
If I got sent to wonderland, a land of debauchery, excess and madness and had the beautiful purple kot to hang out with me, why would I want to leave when she can take me on trips to boundless planes by laying in strange fields and licking mushrooms that transform into her tiddies.

>>45862203
say something nice about your adoptive mom and sister

>>45862296
This sounds like the setup to a story in which a Dhampir gets so outmatched she has no choice but to succumb to full vampirism in order to beat you. And then she'll turn you into her bloodbag.

>>45862356
oh no she's even more chuuni

One of these is a high-level adventurer who's cleared more dungeons than some entire guilds. She'll pounce upon you the very second you two are alone.

The other is a salamander.

Hopelessly captivated by the blue skin/black sclera combo. Like a living art piece.

You should let the fox take watch tonight.
She promises nothing will happen
Even though you didn't have a fox in your party

>>45859253
What if she has unlocked double-jump?

>>45859299
Birthday? Anniversary?

>me shouting to the Ocelomeh standing above me with her big club after she defeated me
Go on! Kill me! Do it! Kill me! I'm here! COME ON! KILL ME! I'M RIGHT HERE! DO IT!

>>45862621
>Ywn pull a sneaky grenade after getting defeated
Sad

>>45862214
Classic purple cat prank

I'm going to defeat this Pyrow in her own game, and casually ask if she wants to come over!

>>45862621
>she makes Arnold noises while raping
Get to the chopper, now!

It's cold outside. Let them in.

>>45862847
Only because I'm a nice guy

>>45862851
Domination of Earth and Humanity is on hold, for now. At least until it's warmer.

>>45862847
She needs a proper sock/stocking/sleeping bag.

>>45862847
No. I will instead be a cruel grinch and laugh from my windows inside my warm house heated by fire and AC at the poor Hebi outside my house freezing. I'll even drink some hot chocolate too just to rub it in her face.

>>45862864
>too busy gloating over poor hebi to notice another hebi sneaking up behind you
hebi always finds a way

>>45862875
What?! How the fuck did she get in?! Screw that, HOT CHOCOLATE TO THE FACE ATTACK!

>>45862854
>evil is stopped by the cold
I shall move to Wintertown since nothing bad happens there

>>45862883
>thinks inside hebi wouldn't be prepared
>she dodges the hot chocolate attack and outside hebi enters through the unlocked front door
first you will be raped by inside hebi while outside hebi warms up, then they will switch
and yes, they will bee drinking your hot chocolate

>>45862146
>>45862186
>>45862257

>*Holy sound effects*
>the angelic DJ speaks
>"You’re listening to-"
>*Holy Harp twang*
>"-67.2 Covenant Radio. The religious and faithful broadcast station for the entire Orlando Plateau area. Blessed and approved by The Order's Ministry of Broadcasts."
>*chiming sound effects*
>"Holy FM."
>*Loud church chorus chanting*
>"We play daily scheduled sermons for the masses to listen and pray to."
>*bell diiiing*
>"Where we read and recite scriptures and memorable sayings from the good books."
>*another bell ding*
>"Where we listen to confessions of sins and help give guidance to redemption."
>*more gratuitous Church chanting*
>"And we play and broadcast live Sunday Services."
>*sounds of a male priest saying: "E Nomine Madre~"*
>"Where we play Holy Songs, Sacred Hymns and more Holy Songs. And sometimes Opera and classical musics in weekday afternoons.
>*Hallelujah*
>"This is not your unfaithful hooligan's nor apostate's radio station."
>*Genesong from Halo 2/Halo 2 Anniversary/Master Chief Collection starts playing*

>>45862914
Stop posting cringe

>>45862731
That's a funny prank but now I need to rest, can use the cat as a teddy bear?

>>45862934
Yes, but expect further shenanigans in the coming days.

>>45862957
Stolen kisses and petting?

>>45862930
This entire thread is cringe.

>>45863000
>t.

>>45863003
The cringe expert

>>45863003
Worst tour guide. The reason most men leave Wonderland without looking back.

What's the most likely thing to happen if I tried to become a slasher movie tier serial killer in MGC and broke into a lonely, single Monster Girl's house at night with a long kitchen knife and tried to stab her to death with it?

>>45863035
You are defeated…but she’s into it and you join forces to enact a sexy murder spree before being burned alive at the stake by the righteous Order.

You know what? Fuck you
>Ancient good Malef

>>45863145
>MOOOOM, IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE!!!!

>>45863145
I've fallen in love with her at first sight alone. Why am I like this?

>>45863145
>>45863150
The loss of her arms gave her a psychological shadow, but she’s better now.

>>45863145
What a nice lady

>>45863193

>>45863003
Chesh are funny, FUNNY

>>45862599
I'll just bait her into jumping then use my anti-air Super Grab that's a cutscene of me doing wrestling moves on her

>>45862923
I think hellhounds and manticore are the ideal duo to go around as champions of monster girls and rape heroes of the order wherever they find them.
>wins: 1000
>losses: 0
>the feared champions of demons
>wherever they go a trail is left in their wake.

>>45859092
It can be maledom. Just get a better mindset and conquer the setting.

Need a monster to keep me warm...

>>45863394
Humans have it tough when a loli can snap your spine in half.

>>45863347
Lol, lmao even. Every mamonos lose to men, pop a raging mushroom and your hackhound is fucked

>>45863410
Just training montage bro

>>45863426
Sex with angels is not actually training.

Znooze

>batcat status: mere'd

>>45862883
that won't stop her

>>45863497
Batcat? More like... rope bunny. Yeah.

>>45863497
It's a trap. Her tail is still free.

>>45863497
I love this pic, peepee hard. Mamonos are at their best when their are restrained

>>45861717
>Before its over you will end up as an illustrated man.
I get to be in a manga!? Can it be a cute slice of life manga about a man and his kitsune childhood friend?

>>45862914
“Brother what are you doing.”
>I assure you, covering the Gremlin in sacred lube is absolutely necessary to open WinAmp

Best way to avoid monsters while sleeping?

The song of her people... or possibly, the song of the Hebi?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-xFwBCYo8E

>>45863789
Where's the monster girl?

>>45863797
I think it's the piano.

>>45863797
Maybe it's hiding behind that pale chick with the pointy ears

>>45863802
>musical mimics

>>45863797
No anon, in fact YOU were the monster all along!

>>45863803
Elves aren't monster girls. It's true. Just like how women in pointy hats aren't either.

>>45862914
I respect how cringe this is, but it's impersonal cringe, which weakens it. Make it about that DJ saying those things. Let me experience the hope in her heart that she can reach out through the ether with her voice to touch the heart of the man she will come to love.
Let her acknowledge the pain of knowing that she's in a shit job with shit pay, and she does it for love. Love of the job. And knowing it is how she will meet that aforementioned love of her life.
And for god's sake, call it "Angel Radio" so you can start making Supernatural references left-and-right.

>>45863808
>open mimic chest
>she starts singing at you
>"I'm a Music Box!"
>open another mimic chest
>SURPRISE! IT'S A CAN OF WURMS

>set out to unseal an ancient evil and make her your wife
>quickly discover that all of the easy ancient evils have already been taken
>after years of searching, you find an untouched temple in an uninhabited land
>the ancient evil says that her essence has been split into sixteen colossi and you have to rape all of them to unseal her

>>45863823
Such beautiful creatures

>>45863789
>>45863797
Jesus, Anon, this is some Banshee 101 stuff right here.
>Seriously, though, it is.
https://mega.nz/folder/unQj0SQK#xAH6Mh4mGQf9SqU5wmkIeA
Banshee101.png

>>45863850
Tbf, she's missing the tears, and any other details to her dress indicating she's related to death. The color scheme also doesn't diferentiate her pale skin from the background much. Without any information, she's just a woman with barely visible long ears and a black dress.

>>45859077
>see that oasis over there?
>I can buy it just for you

>>45863868
Have a real monster girl a pallete cleanser.

>>45863868
Oh, I quite agree--in context she's obviously a banshee, but without it, whoever posted it looks like a random girl posting moron. That's why I felt the need to point out she's straight up from the archives.
>Not every Anon posts gacha shit, furries, or humans!
>#NotAllAnons

>>45863886
>in context
>obviously
>being told
lmao What a submission to authority.

>>45863895
Yes mick, it's better to become an obsessed schizo and a lolcow like you. That surely worked out just great for you, didn't it?

>>45863903
Your words are pointless because I don't view this thread as real, human, or care what you think.

>>45863903
Your words are pointless because I don't view this thread as real, human, or care what you think.
But I really enjoy posting images by artists I like. And that mostly means art you don't like.

>>45863911
>"I don't view this thread as real, human, or care what you think."
>still spends all day here obsessively pushing garbage and arguing with thread locals
Damn, you're one broken little robot.

>>45863940
We'll see how it goes.

>>45859077
Kill elves. Behead elves. Roundhouse kick elves into the concrete. Slam dunk elves into the trashcan. Crucify filthy elves. Defecate in elves' food. Launch elves into the sun. Stir fry elves in a wok. Toss elves into active volcanoes. Urinate into elves' gas tank. Judo throw elves into a wood chipper. Twist elves heads off. Report elves to Sukikira. Karate chop elves in half. Curb stomp pregnant elves. Trap elves in quicksand. Crush elves in the trash compactor. Liquify elves in a vat of acid. Eat elves. Dissect elves. Exterminate elves in a gas chamber. Stomp elves' skull with steel toed boots. Cremate elves in the oven. Lobotomize elves. Mandatory abortions for elves. Grind elves in the garbage disposal. Drown elves in fried chicken grease. Vaporize elves with a ray gun. Kick old elves down the stairs. Feed elves to alligators. Slice elves with a katana.

>>45863969

>>45863975
Miss elf, I know you have a lot of masochistic fantasies, but you have to remember--this thread is not focused on that kind of thing. You'll need to go here:
Go Fuck Yourself
To get what you're really looking for.

Can't decide if I think it's funny or sad that we damaged a favela inhabitant so hard that this thread is the only thing his brain contains anymore. He will come here for the rest of his life like a good little puppy because we are all he thinks about. We literally OWN a human being. We fucking MIND CONTROL someone with our immense power.

>>45864001
Lurk moar retard.

>>45864021
Oppression is the natural state of an irishman. They always complain about being oppressed but if they ever stop being oppressed they'll immediately go looking for someone else to oppress them.

>>45863969
>>45863986
How do Goblins survive?

>>45864079
Most men wouldn't fuck a goblin, so they naturally aggregate around the men that would. You fuck one goblin and pretty soon more will start showing up because they can smell it on you.

>>45864021
That's why I say Anons shouldn't be mad about him. They should be laughing at him for how deep in denial he is about his impotence, retardation, and never ending butthurt.

Anyway, do you think introducing democracy to Khepri is a good idea?

>>45864131
The best part about khepri is when she defects to another kingdoms pharaoh because you suck at ruling.

>>45864131
The Khepri Kollektive is builging Koncencus

>>45864117
t. Knower

>>45862930
>>45863000
>>45863003
>>45863007
>>45863317
Kek or Cringe hosted by a Cheshire Cat or Millenial Pyrow and her Zoomer Bogie co-host. Which one?

>>45864059
>t. least evil limey
Ease up on the Irish. One moron isn’t an entire country, tea junkie. Back to squirrels: why do they think they are better than you, and when did you realize they were correct?

>>45864173
Please stop replying to yourself.

>onis
>no sense of right or wrong

>>45864161
I think you need a small panel to do a show like that, so I'd say officially hosted by Miss Chesh, and with the Pyrow and Bogie as part of the main panel.
Throw in a couple more manono and you have the classic 5 person panel show.
>Gyaru sabbath member who is clearly over 100 years old.
>Twitchy gremlin who chugs energy drinks all episode for the "science" angle.

And NOW you got a complete show. I would watch it.

>>45864175
You are literally like those electronic toys for infants that make silly sounds and phrases on button press, it's hilarious

>>45864183
This one does appear to have moral compass to me. Not to mention they tend to know their drinking etiquette.

>>45864186
>Gyaru sabbath
Maybe a different Loli archetype? We already have a gyaru in the form of the Pyrow.

>>45864205
>gyaru sabbath
>a new big brother best friend every day
man eaters.

>>45864201
idk man. I just hope my mg game does well.

>>45864205
Oh, fair point. I always envision Pyrows as 30-something "dresses a little too young and sexy" office ladies. For, uh, reasons.
>Librarian Sabbath for the "history" angle. And cute librarian outfits.
Better?

>>45864224
their gimmick can be they need new parchment and get it the old fashioned way.

>>45864224
>For, uh, reasons.
Oh i know what you are reffering to, but pyrows usually are on the younger side.
>Librarian Sabbath
Make her a classic meme obsessed nerd who saves anything she finds mildly funny on a 128 petabyte storage and sends memes in groupchats non stop, and we have a deal.

>>45864242
I'm on board with all this. Now we just need funding!

>>45864142
>artist
man likes goblins.

>>45864224
Give the narcoleptic magic failure a tan. Done. She probably could do with some fresh air.

I want this mug