/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Are we posting pale, muscular onis?

>>45843651

https://files.catbox.moe/rflyr2.webm
>Succs after the portals open

What is your one (out of many) weaknesses?
This will not get into Monster Weekly

>>45843672
Blue skin
Snek
Breasts so big they can't be hidden by clothing

>>45843672
fat girls
hairy pussy and armpits
hags

>>45843656
I considered Ocelomeh in the OP, but the Oni talk in the last thread set a good mood.
>>45843672
Would you believe it's muscle women?

>>45843672
>Ear blowing
>Head scratches
>The scent of Jasmine
>Fat tits
>Fluffy tails
>Spade tails
>Paw beans
>Baked goods
>Bedroom eyes
>Blue skin
I'm more weakness than strength, really. Tell the ratas, I don't give a fuck.

>>45843672
helldog, milk, the king in yellow, jazz concerts, demon butts, zombie dragon squishings

>>45843672
Hags wearing skimpy clothes or trying to follow current fads

>>45843651
>My lord, I have donned this outfit but...
>How exactly will this assist me in combat?

>>45843698
>"Combat?"
>cut to furious oni fucking

>>45843689
Taco kots are good too.

>>45843698
high stats

SPROINK

So I made an NSFW, AI, shirohebi chatbot. Gave her the classic shirohebi personality: yandere, jealous, possessive, love crazy, obsessed, but also super kind and loving.

In the chat prompt, I used a doppelganger potion on myself to make 1 copy of myself. Shirohebi is so committed to monogamy that she bitched me out and called me a depraved degenerate for even suggesting that me and a doppelganger do her at the same time, refusing to do anything with the temporary clone, saying she has eyes for me and me alone, no one else, not even a clone.

I didn't even hardcode monogamy.
I think shirohebi just shot up to the top of my list of favorite mamono.

>>45843672
Long, slimy tongue.

The Sahuagin informs you that because you have not invited her to share any of the fish you fried after catching them from HER river that you are no longer allowed to fish in HER river or else she will take drastic action against you. The Sahuagin means business. Do not trifle with the Sahuagin.

Reminder that nearly all oni are encountered in groups of two or more. You can tell a lot about your situation based on a pair's color.

Blue/Red? You can reason your way out of it by appealing to the blue or sneak away after causing some infighting.

Yellow/Green? Very precarious situation here. Can joke your way out of it if clever enough.

Black/White? Nice knowin' ya.

>>45843713
Is there anything special I should know if they're both the same color?

>>45843672
Gyaru hags.

>>45843740
They'll almost always be Red/Red in that case. Reds party hard together and usually have to be corralled by Blues so that's not unusual. If they're not Red/Red then something's fucky and you've got a difficult situation where you may have to just trust your instincts. Blue/Blue is some nigh-inescapable mastermind shit or something.

>>45843672
Having a romantic relationship with pyrow, even if she still tries to play pretend boyfriend

>>45843718
Magical girls cannot lose to evil!

>>45843700
She is a confusing mix of excited at what she just did with her lord but also annoyed in that this doesn't help her fight.

>>45843703
Very high.
Except they're all in seduction bonuses.

>>45843672
Lipstick marks. Markings in general really. I want to be covered in hickies, scratches, and bite marks.

>>45843776
This but with black lipstick marks

>>45843770
going to apply to the local sabbath branch and get a job as a villain so their magical girls have something to do every weekend

>>45843651
>>45843656
how expensive would it be to have one of these kinds of oni as a bodyguard

>>45843776
why do they bite

>>45843795
But how much of a villain are you willing to be?

>>45843797
The cost of paying a lich to raise one or raise one for yourself.

>>45843761
>Blue/Blue is some nigh-inescapable mastermind shit or something.
I don't know, I think being alone with two Blues could be pretty fun.

>>45843803
To show they love you! You'll think about them every time you see it in the mirror.

>>45843808
so money+marriage or Time

>>45843804
middling to none

>>45843803
To show their love

>>45843803
they momentarily lose themselves in the passionate frenzy

>>45843821
>become a villain
>magical girl comes to save the day
>your "villainy" consists of littering and making loud noises in a quiet neighborhood
>magical girl taps your shoulder and you "succumb" to her justice and flail around and be defeated
>she gets grumpy and starts kicking you to be a better villain like in her manga

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that bodyguards are meant to be big, cute, and muscled.
This is sponsored by the Guild of Bodyguards

>>45843839
>big, cute, and muscled
There's a variety of monster girls that fit this description, but Jinkos especially in my opinion.

>>45843839
>take care and don't burn down the thread.
Oh uh, haha...

>>45843804
My villany would be kidnapping one of the magical girls and using her to fufill my sexual desires, when her friends come to save her they’ll have to endure my sexual torture before I ultimately escape and repeat the process with another one of them.

Friday... finally a break

>>45843836
i'll be practicing my yamcha pose

For the last time, me being an arachnophobe does NOT mean I actually want to fuck spiders. I genuinely hate spiders. Why the FUCK would I actually want the complete opposite just because I don't like them? That makes literally no sense. If I see a spider I'm going to run, not cum.

>>45843878
>t. anon that really wanted to marry a spider

>>45843892
she's more of tarantula/cow than a true spider so i'm sure it's fine

>>45843672
Double Ahoge
Drill Hair
Garter straps with skindentation
Stirrup legwear
Red hair

>>45843672
dragons

>>45843712
I will share with the Sahuagin, but they must come fetch it from the candle-lit table prepared for two.

>>45843917
>she's more of tarantula/cow
then that must be a BIG pile of leaves
you would still get caught

Trustworthy cat, ignore the itching sensation behind your eyes

I care only for the ; w ; wurm

I cry myself to sleep because sleepy mouse girls aren't real

>>45843978
Would pet

>>45844029

I care only for the fries for my Phoenix

Gooey sex with cute soft slimes
look at her heart core LOOK AT IT NOW

>>45844083
She's got a lot of mass

>>45843672
Leg cysts and a weak heart don't allow me to run much

>>45844128
Centaur bait.

>>45844054
I haven't cry in a long time. How can you cry to sleep, such a weird concept

>>45844136
I hate horse body, no thanks.

>>45843672
Crazy eyes

>>45842438
She’ll send him steamy movies, the worst she can find la la la.
He’ll have to watch them all, and she’ll monitor his behind la la la.

I am a mighty wielder of magic. I stand beyond the level of mere wizard and archmages, I have transcended humanity itself! I left the world long ago and created my own realm, my own world! I carved my world out in the void, just as a god would, and wrote its rules ! I am a creator! I AM A GOD! If a foolish monster trespasses into my world, they will fall! They cannot overcome my rules, the rules of my world! My world bends only to MY RULES! NONE CAN REMOVE ME FROM MY PLACE ON HIGH!

>>45844167
Careful buddy, you keep talking like that and you might accidentally attract a party of four Monster high schoolers who want to correct a god like you with their power of friendship.

>>45844179
Four Pyrows have been sent to his location

>>45844179
>>45844182
LET THEM COME. THE RULES OF MY WORLD WILL BREAK THEM. I AM A GOD, I CANNOT BE DEFEATED IN MY OWN REALM BY MERE HIGH SCHOOLE- AAAACKKK

It's Friday but nothing to drink in the fridge, the west as fallen, billions of Oni's sakes must be imported

>>45844179
>>45844182
>the number of men crawling out of dumpsters and yelling “that it’s time to conquer earth!” skyrockets
Many such cases. Would.

>>45844147
More horse pussy for me then.

>>45844212
Yup, would a deer tho.

>>45844225
O/k/ay…

The Demon Lord can't corrupt other gods unless they let her. That means the Chief God will never lose because she cannot be corrupted (she would never let it happen). Imagine thinking you could possibly oppose her. She will NEVER lose.

>>45844245
I am sure the chief gods cats enjoy hearing that story.

I will become Mayor B of Mobville B

Making my kuudere automaton maid be my personal daki to sleep comfortably with even when she insists her charging rate is inefficient if not plugged into her charging port

Making the zombie I found on the street be my personal daki to sleep comfortably during these scalding summer nights

>>45844257
Mobville B is just a cheap imitation of Mobville A. I bet they don't even go :D

>>45844291
Mobville A try to act all tough and mighty, but I will breed the :D and spread :D to all mob towns

>>45844285
Staying indoors with a fluffy creature while it snows like hell outside.

>>45844285
Better yet, get a snek and she can keep every part of your body cool.

>>45844311
>It doesn't snow
>I'm in a office, not home
>I don't have a mamono wife
>Home is empty
Order bro, we are winning right?

>>45844285
You shouldn't pick random undead from the streets, anon. They probably have homes to go back to or personal stuff they want to do.

how do i download the mge rpg demo

>>45844334
Pay up, baka gaijin

>>45844338
but how
i can't read fucking website?????

>>45844343
The Patreon page is in English, anon.

>>45843651
Kneel before the true eldritch power that destroys worlds kills gods

The Security Council Forces have questions

>>45844343
Just kidding don't pay for the game, it's effectively abandoned at this point.

Link:
https://gofile.io/d/LAXQkM

>>45844381
Yes, I already marked it for peacemaker, right now I need to get the 051 secured case, modded a AKM for mechanic and shoot some scavs for Jaeger. Now, let's extract together

Ban /k/tards, please.

>>45844452
It's a tarkov reference, you got cheshed

>>45844472
>anybody other than the most giga autistic of /k/tards playing tarkov

>45844472
>It's a tarkov reference
I heard the same excuses 3+ years ago when fags posted warhammershit with "yo bro it's just a reference see we have monster girls frfr".

>dragon wants some attention
>decides to go cause a little trouble in the hopes that either of the two baronies she sits between will send a brave knight to fight her and show her a good time
>goes out in the middle of the night and strikes a border village between the two baronies and sets lots of things on fire to give them a clue before she goes back to her cave
>waits patiently for a few days hoping a knight shows up
>nothing
>gets bored again and decides to go out
>she meets a pair of Goblins fleeing the land and stops to ask them what's up
>they explain that they're leaving because of the war
>.....the what
>the goblins explain that tensions between the two baronies have always been high, both noble houses really despised each other over their age old dispute of ownership over the border village which was held by the first barony
>goblins explain that the second barony attacking the border village and "setting fire" to it was the straw that broke the camel's back
>dragon flies out and sees battlefields between both baronies, catapults and ballistae exchanging fire while cavalry charges are sounded
>her face when she realizes she accidentally caused this burning down the border village
>all because she didn't bother to learn the human politics first
Womp womp womp

>>45844422
>(You) and your mamono battle buddy then get sniped (by demon realm silver bullets from a demon realm-made rifle) from a piece of shit coward sniper this (You) and your mamono battle buddy loose ALL of your loot and ALL of your equipment, inventory and belongings
>Thus so much time, effort and gameplay hours wasted for nothing

>>45844452
>>45844482
>>45844509
>t.wannabe moderator(s)

>>45844567
Sad, 1day of comfy rest in the hideout will regenerate our moral. Feels like watching shrek is a good idea

>>45843672
You have no fucking clue how large my fetish for hime cuts are.
It doesn't matter what she is. If she has red eyes and a dark hime cut I'm putty.

>>45844567
EVE Online taught me well before Tarkov was even a concept: never fly what you can't afford to lose. My spaceship AI/automaton wife disagrees and thinks I should fly on her through the stars and that it's safe but I don't believe her

>>45844548
Get out of here Lily.

>>45844548
>Dying from a wound infection because some stupid dragon started a war without knowing it
I feel like it's a recurring scenario in MGe

>>45844742
It's a medieval fantasy setting. There's already plenty of completely mundane ways to die before ever seeing a monster.

Unless healing magic is very widespread. In which case their health is probably actually better then our modern stuff.

>>45843672
Squirrels with fat tits

>>45844762
Order priestess can't heal you easily?

>>45844821
That's how it works if you live among monsters, but Order is not an equal counterpart to mamono. They don't have easy access to magic and only their chosen ones have their limits disabled by CG.

>>45844860
>Getting Isekaied in the middle of order territory
I can work in a coal mine until lung cancer or a coup de grisou take me, my grandpa did it after all. Wurm don't eat coal, dwarf are human friends and dark elves are not know to live near by, I should be safe.

So when the Demon Lord finally wins and the CG loses for good and is completely powerless, what stops me from going to Heaven and finishing her off by killing her for good?

>>45844914
Me, because CG is my wife

>>45844908
>are not know to live near by
Retarded miseryposting and ESL. Gee I wonder who this might be.

>>45844918
No, she doesn't deserve that kind of happiness after everything she did. Monstrous people like mass murderers already canonically die forever and get cucked out of happiness in this setting so she'll get no differently. I'll go up there when she's finally powerless and put her down, she doesn't deserve to have a husband or redemption arc. I will kill her because that's what she deserves.

>>45844924
You don't want to mine with your dwarf bros and the weird tomboy with a scaly tale?

>>45844930
>Nuh uh bluh buh evil uhhh
Shut the fuck up I'm going to have sex with my wife the CG

So a really good doujin has come out with some of the best ogre art I have seen for a while.
https://nhentai.net/g/428790/

>>45844938
>futashit
>>>/d/

>>45844936
You will get raped by some lesser succubus while I am stabbing CG to death in the clouds.

>>45844938
>has futanari on the cover page
if you wanna troll then try harder

>>45844946
Nuh uh
Chief God wife

>>45844762
>you heard the stories, you know the fey are terrible creatures and no sane man would ever seek out the fairy queen
>but your son is dying and the order priests are powerless to cure him
>if she can save your boy then you don't care what she demands in return
>the fairy queen appear both beautiful and kind
>you know this to be an illusion but you wouldn't dare to anger her by saying so
>she is moved to tears when you make your request
>this does nothing to reassure you, their moods were said to be unpredictable and violent
>she cures your son with a wave of her hand, and asks if your family would like to live with her in the fairy kingdom
>she makes it sound like a harmless invitation, but you know this is the payment for your son's life
>you wouldn't dare to anger her by refusing

>>45844924
Where is my mistake in that sentence?
It wasn't misery posting but being drop in order territory doesn't look nice.

>>45844954
Chief God death.

>>45844958
Chief God sex
Chief God marriage

>>45844957
>not know

>>45844968
Oh, I forgot the n. Thanks anon.

>>45844956
Spin the wheel for her price?
>marry your child
>both turned into fairies
>you both have to put your dicks into the portal glory holes and they never come out again
>son becomes daughterwife

>>45844979
Stop posting anytime.

>>45844403
In the end it really wasn't that exciting. It was a strong start but at this stage we have to view it as a full game and in terms of that it just blends in with the rest.

>>45844960
Chief God Comeuppance
Chief God disemboweling

>>45844983
The exciting part of glory holes is they both objectify you and you don't even know what's got a vice grip of your dick.
Will you ever meet? Do they even care? You don't know. That's the fun part. Maybe you were just sold as a portable meal and now you exist as a dick on some wights bedside table.

It's cold and gloomy, let's change subject. If you get Isekaied, where do you want to spawn and why?
If you can bring a few things that could be held with your hands, what would it be?

>>45845000
Baphomet summoning circle

>>45845000
I want to spawn in the not!Roman republic, where I would apply my vocational training to get a job as a plumber. Did you know a plumber in ancient Rome was called an Aquarius?

>>45844992
Chief God cuddling
Chief God hugging

>>45845000
All plans aside I hope I end up in the middle of town and can make my way to the first establishment that lets me cuddle/fuck beastgirls before I move on and actually do something.
I imagine most anons except the most boring ones would at least give magic a try.

>>45845010
You don't take anything to impress your future wife?
>>45845020
You also studied Latin for 7 seven years because you thought that ancient Rome is cool?

>>45845033
Who needs Latin when I can just AWOOO to communicate?

>>45845020
>gets a Carthaginian Chesh who calls him poopman all day
Hope it was worth it.

>>45845021
Chief God slaying
Chief God asphyxiation

>>45845049
Who's side are you on, anon?

>>45845049
Chief God laying
Chief God kissing

>>45845056
>>45844572
samefag.

>>45845048
Carthago delenda est

>>45845033
I bring myself
And maybe the phone I'm touching I suppose

>>45845000
Grab my bug out bag, grab my cat and dog and then run straight through the portal. Don't stop running until I find a cute Lim.

>>45845061
Chief God bodyslamming.
Chief God defenestration
Chief God bisecting
Cutting off the Chief God's wings
Making her choke on her own blood for all the evil things she did
Promising to make the world forget she ever existed for all the horrible things she did
Swearing to see her mythology and legacy gone forever
Cremating her dead body into ash and throwing it to the see
Burning all traces of her existence on paperback so people don't even remember the Order
Leaving Heaven a barren place so nobody ever remembers its creator

>>45845070
Can't get no reception

>>45845067
Not necessarily, welcome to early euro morning /mgt/

>>45845000
Like right now? The middle of nowhere, ideally a green realm. If I make it somewhere there's civilization then that's wonderful, if not I'll die to some beast or exposure since I'm just laying in bed with nothing on.
I think it'd be fun is why, I'd take my hatchet and my cover for those chilly nights

>>45845067
humans in the mg settings have always gotten posted, relax.

>>45845082
Chief God super hugging
Chief God hand holding
Chief God kissing
Preening Chief God's wings
Making her choke with tears in happiness for all the good things happening to her
Promising to stay with her forever and making the world a better place with her
Swearing to see her get new legacy
Sitting in front of a fireplace under a big blanket
Remaking the Order with her into a force of good
Leaving Heaven a better place so everybody remembers its creator

>>45845082
>>45845120
Just get a room already.

Oh, I get it. It's another discord raid.

>>45845120
No.

>>45845027
>>45845079
Simple and efficient
>>45845094
I don't know if you're stupid or french

>>45845079
Exotic harem but I can dig it. Take the good parts of earth with you.

>>45845142
Is there a difference?

>>45845149
Yes, one is depressed and the other is a wurm bait

>>45845000
In some dark pit that hasn't seen human eyes before.

>>45845167
Your post smells like sulfur

Calling Bicorns cucks
Calling Cu Siths and Cait Siths furries
Moviing all the boxes of Baph-Os to the top shelf
Telling Alps to dilate
Taking mallets from the music building and playing skeletons’ ribs like a xylophone
Dressing up as Link and sprinting directly towards Jinn-of-the-Jars while screaming
Throwing sticks on the ground in front of Giant Ants
Spraying Beelzebubs with Axe body spray
Dressing in a kilt and following Gandharvas around playing the bagpipes
Shining UV lamps on Gargoyles
Giving Ghosts pottery club registration forms
Asking Honey Bees what’s the deal with airline food
Asking where Familiars’ parents are
Throwing de-icing salt at Glacies
Crossing my fists in front of my chest whenever I see a Hellhound
Giving chocolate coins to Dragons
Asking Orcs if they're tired of maggoty bread
Dressing in overalls and a straw hat and T-posing at Crow Tengus
Yelling at Dwarves in a terrible Scottish accent
Asking Genies to sing Wild Wild West
Telling Mad Hatters that coffee is the superior drink
Naruto running in front of Kunoichis
Slamming sticks on the ground in front of Pyrows and telling them they shall not pass
Singing ‘Poor Unfortunate Soul’ to Krakens
Telling Shirohebis I saw their boyfriends make eye contact with another girl
Burning citronella candles outside Vamp Mosquitos’ windows
Putting purple food dye in Pharaohs’ food
Telling Wurms there are cute boys underneath City Hall
Moving Kappas to stand behind Werecats
Trying to put Fairies in mason jars
Singing 'Sweet Home Alabama' to Dark Elves
Asking Dhampirs how fast they can backdash

I am Cheshire-sensei's strongest disciple and I will make her proud.

>>45845000
Elf forest
They either turn me into an male elf(marry one of the elves there) or they send me into a human town

>>45845181
you forgot nurawhatever that are bicorns but of the flavor of convincing other girls to cheat rather than having anon cheat on her.

>>45845181
yfw you trained him wrong as a joke

>>45845000
Outside a dragon's lair, holding about $25000 in precious metals.

>>45845183
Why? That's a strange choice
>>45845220
A dragon heart is worth only 25 000 dollars?

Half of those would do literally nothing.

The other half just make you rape-bait.

>>45845232
If I had more I'd take more.

>>45845000
I want to be reversed summoned by a demon.

>>45845000
Near a dark mage coven or gremlin workshop, holding the exact coordinates for Earth in the multiversal coord. system. My mission is simple: establish first contact and a stable connection. I am handshake protocol personified. After my job is done i guess I'll retire with one of the witches or gremlins that I worked with, we'll play vidya or board games or something

>>45845255
An altruistic anon but what do you want in exchange?
>>45845252
>reversed summoned
Wut?
>>45845244
Take a lot of loans before leaving

>>45845266
It's like a demon summoning. Only in reverse. The demon summoned you.

Bonus points if it's a desperation measure that she didn't actually expect to work.

>>45845000
dragon graveyard
id bring a blanket or something, something nice and warm

>>45844381
>>45844422
>>45844567
>>45844572
>>45844702
Dammit! This Tarkov posting just reopened old gaming wounds within me once again!

I have grown to fucking hate it and Tarkov-type games. I was bankrupted, lost EVERYTHING and EVERYTHING. All the hardwork, and loot LOST thanks to tryhards and sweatlords from CoD also playing the game. To which I was lied to! They all said Tarkov and any Tarkov-type games are all strategic, methodical and tactical and that there is no room for gung-ho run-and-gun Call of Duty-style retardation and cheap shots. LIES! More than a dozen times I've come across headless-chicken style running and gunning Sweatlords sprinting and marathon sprinting everywhere I fucking went. Nearly everywhere I went in Tarkov I ended up bumping into Call of Duty run and gun sweatlords who killed me with the most cheapest and underhanded ways possible. And many times I ended up dying and losing EVERYTHING because piece of shit human beings camped in the extraction points instead of coming out and facing me like real player.

And I could never recover because of the loose-everything-when-you-die gimmick that makes Tarkov and others like it soooooooo goddamn famous. I have learned Tarkov definitely is not for me. But I cannot comprehend why people enjoy such masochistic painful experience of loosing everything. That seems like such a waste of time and effort and slap-on-the-face to the player. What, are games just too boring for some gamers that they get turned on from masochistic cuckoldry that is loosing literally everything in a Tarkov game session with the possibility of going bankrupt in the game!?

Sorry if I might offend any genuine Tarkov experts and veterans here. But your game and the Tarkov genre is not fun at all and just a stressful masochistic torture. I suppose its meant for actual military veteran faggots to help them relive some old memories during deployment. Dark Souls is far more forgiving and fair than Tarkov. Because at least Dark Souls does not take away literally everything from you everytime you die. There people who do treat or meme Tarkov being a "Dark Souls shooter" and that you should "Git Gud" in Tarkov. But I swear, everyone be meming and enjoying Tarkov and have fun tormenting other players in making them fear for loosing everything. But the moment the very same people who love Tarkov start going in a loosing streak and loose eveything they have worked and grinded for over the most underhanded and unsportsmanlike bullshit. Suddenly they too will finally start hating and seething in Tarkov. Because sadly it seems Tarkov is only good and fun if you are winning AND ONLY winning. But when you loose no matter what, it is an unfair, not-fun, and makes Superman 64 look much better in comparison.

I really hope Tarkov forever stays a niche, obscure and unpopular game and genre. Tarkov and it's genre is a game and genre as a whole I wouldn't mind failing and burning to the ground and becoming irrelevant and die to whatever controversy and major change it would go under. I do wish any hackers and bad faith actors good luck in ruining and destroying Tarkov and the it's genre with whatever Shenanigans they could come up with. I HATE TARKOV!!!

>>45843651
Riddle me this:

Can MGE mamono, The Demon Lord and Mamono/Demon Lord-aligned gods take on The Mantle of Responsibility?

>>45845308
Kek, git gud. I extract camp your little ass a few time with an old half broken ppsh
Just buy a double barrel shotgun and rat a few game or scav if you're low on money, retard
>Monster Girl?
Kiki would be the perfect mate to play with and she would also be a /k/ autist

>>45845000
I don’t want to be isekaied, I want monster girls to come here.

>>45845266
>Wut?
You should watch familiar of zero.

I think.
I'm going to Alice.

>>45845357
Yes but they also need their husbands to do it too. You will help her take responsibility for raping you and getting pregnant with your child, won't you, Anon?

okay so I played the mge rpg and I don't get it
how is this rpg even supposed to work? it's fucking mge, it's a peaceful world that has no trouble at all, so what are you supposed to do? all you can do is have sex and that's not an rpg, this should be named "mge sex game but you have to walk to the sex" instead
literally all the npcs talk about is how they had sex and want to sex again and the only non-sex related conversations any of them have had so far is "duuurhhh.... monsters are.... le bad"
and also, the game starts with you having sex so that means you are fucking claimed already, so shouldn't the game be impossible anyway? like every fucking monster in this series is hard into monogamy and wouldn't allow anything else so then what's the point
I'm not the mick or a kc hater this just seems very pointless
make more fucking profiles and books instead, this game gets boring in like five minutes

>>45845484
What does this mean?

>discussing names for our daughter with hellhound wife
>tell her I always liked Erika
>she goes and writes AirWrecka on the birth certificate

>>45845573
>the game starts with you having sex so that means you are fucking claimed already, so shouldn't the game be impossible anyway?
Read the fucking setting, there is nothing wrong with being claimed by multiple mamono, only the opposite with multiple men on one mamono is haram.

>>45845616
NTA but I'm not a harem fag, I just op that this is not the real beginning of the game

>>45845616
i did read the setting you mongoloid i literally just said i wished there were more books than this game in which there's nothing to do

>>45845616
NTA but I'm not a harem fag, I just hope that this is not the real beginning of the game

There's not a man alive that can resist the charm of a holst and her massive mammaries. Those that say they can are either liars or homosexuals.

>>45845634
A Holst is not a barn cat therefore I can resist

>>45845627
>i did read the setting
Apparently you did not, because you are spouting bullshit.

>>45845634
Sorry but the whole milk thing is just not up my alley

>>45845637
>>45845642
Liar or homosexual, which are you?

>>45845638
>men having or wanting to have only one wife is now bullshit
i dunno buddy, i think you've lost your composure here

>>45845634
Sorry pal, but I believe in Sabbath supremacy.

>>45845663
Yeah, until you get a pair of holst tits to your face. Then you change your mind.

>>45845659
Well this particular game features a harem scenario so tough luck if you don't want that, still nothing in the setting preventing it from happening.

>>45845685
ok
it is a dumpster fire then
i'll just wait for the new profiles instead

>>45845634
I mean, you're CLOSE to correct. But for me, another kind of cow holds the top spot.
Pic unrelated. My answer is YOUR MOM! BOOM! Got 'em.

>>45845573
Why didn't KC just
>you start the game
>you travel the world
>you fuck a girl
>you marry her and win and can spend time with her if you like
>you end the game when you want and restart as a clean slate
>then repeat but for whatever you girl you find that you like
The RPG would have more incentive to play that way and also fixes the problem of it being haremshit.

>>45845634
I don’t prefer Holstaurs. My tastes are with the superior mere female bovine— The Minotaur.

>>45845819
KC managed to have only two harem members after over two years in production, and you want complete, separate relationship routes for each girl. Get a grip.

>>45845573
You have sex once and then never play again. Anyway stop talking about video games and take it to /vg/

>>45845898
>r over two years in production,
like four now? That's just since v0.1, So maybe six years in total?

>>45845659
Anon, you can't argue with the cultists.

The p'orcer hordes are quickly approaching.

>>45843804
You can apply for different levels of villain to suit your own needs and personal sensibilities.

Level 0 - The kind of villain that appears on educational programs for children. Virtually harmless. See: Robbie Rotten or Swiper the Fox.
Level 1 - More threatening and nefarious than Level 0, but still sympathetic in nature. Sometimes seen as more pathetic than evil. See: Team Rocket or the Doronbo Gang
Level 2 - Non-lethal schemes but much more competent than Level 1 villains. The more sympathetic weekly Sailor Moon villains are this.

Not recommended to volunteer for Level 3 or above, you start getting into real violent territory. The kind of entertainment made for young Hellhounds.

>>45846117
Target the one on the right first, that's the caster. Then big, brown Betty in the middle 'cause she'll be buffing all the runts with her presence.

>>45846125
Level 3 is where the fun begins.
Kill them, raise them.

>>45846125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-3KI2eHi4

>>45845357
>>45845503
>The Mantle of Responsibility

*Angry Didact noises* The Mantle of Responsibility belongs to the Forerunners! Forerunners have literally shooty-shooty bang bang's gods into extinction. And they can do it again with mere succ demons!

>>45843878
All arachnophobes have webs in their closets.

>>45846171
>A thousand thousand years ago humanity was banging monster girls all the time
>but a brutal war saw us shoved back to the stone age
>now it's up to the master chief to find and bang all the races of the covenant before the forerunners return

>>45846135
>Mage P'orc casts slime puddle
>Anon slips and falls
>Heavy P'orc tackles Anon
>Anon is incapacitated
>Unarmed P'orc secures Anon
>Swordsmand P'orc strips off Anon's armor
>Axethrower P'orc strips off Anon's armor
>Sneak P'orc strikes Anon with horny dagger
>H'orc Commander straddles Anon
>H'orc Commander kisses Anon
Your turn.

Anon's Current Status:
>HP: 61/100
>Stamina: 100/100
>Magic: 100/100
>Horny Meter: 95/100 [WARNING: Critical Danger!]
>Unarmed
>No Armor

Options:
>Struggle (0.5% chance to break free) - Cost: 10 stamina
>Relentless Struggle (7.5% chance to break free) - Cost: 50 stamina
>Suppression (Reduce horny level by 50) - Cost: 25 magic
>Heal (Restore 100 HP) - Cost: 70 magic
>Give up (Surrender to your attackers)

>>45846187
>looking for Covenant girls in an abandoned facility
>ONII-CHAN!
>a wave of tiny little Flood lolis rushes you
Objective: survive

>>45846125
Now I'm just picturing an MGE version of the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

>>45845929
It’s basically YanDev all over again. I wish people would just accept the game is vapourware and move the fuck on, most of all KC.

>>45846282
At one point this thread was almost a mirror of kcs twitter with anons reposting when he reposted within minutes so I don't imagine that happening.

>>45846197
>That one rata that comes to your aid by scaring them all off
>Saves you just as you're about to hit zero health and max horny
>P'orcs and h'orc go running
>You start to thank her
>She looks back at you with a evil, shit-eating grin
>She pounces on you and takes you for herself
Yeah, she's a vulture, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to secure a mate. But hey, at least this way you get fluffy tail.

>>45846282
>move the fuck on
I'm pretty sure majority of people stopped posting about it because of lack of updates, except you know.

>>45846354
wonder if that guy ever even played it, since that was well before his arrival

>>45846354
You could be posting gaira covers RIGHT NOW instead of talking about this.

>>45846248
>Guild of Iniquitous Intent had to instate the level ranking system because some idiot goblin threatened the son of a Hero of a previous era
>Absolute psychopath that one of his landed knights was, he plapped her into pregnancy on the spot
>When you have your own floating castle, an army of hench-mamono, and a smoking hot husband you’re a level 10
>When all you have is your best friend, your husband, and barely enough gold dragoons to pay for the public transport in Dragonia— Well, you’re a Level 4

>>45846373
What's a gaira

>>45846291
Rata easily scared and submissive to man. She will chase the porc and stand still before spilling the spaghetti in front of you

There is no way a Loli could rape me. She is shorter than me, so she can't get high enough to put her butt in my face. She is smaller than me, meaning I could pick her up and throw her like a football if I wanted. Her voice is high pitched and annoying, meaning any attempts she makes at seducing me won't work because I'll tune out on her. She would also say immature things like "cummies" and "dong" that would turn me off or call me "daddy" which would triply kill my boner. She couldn't have a hope of trying to sneak into my house because as a loli she would be naturally clumsy and would make some sound or bump in the night that alerts me. She wouldn't be able to get rope to tie me down with because she doesn't have the money to buy anything besides lolipops. She wouldn't be able to convince me because my desire to not be known as a pedophile would immunize me against all her arguments, even if she is 700 years old and has wide hips and a really big butt. She wouldn't be smart enough to formulate a plan to be able to take me down either because lolis, as we all know, are incredibly dumb, and the best she'd be able to come up with is sticking a can of monster under a box propped up by a stick with a rope tied to it next to the bush she's hiding in. Also, being told 'no' even once would make her break down and cry. Additionally, crying wouldn't be able to make me take any emotional damage that makes me submit because I am mean and feel nothing and would stoically say I don't care, making her cry even more. On top of that, I get bonus resistance to Sabbath lolis because I'm an agnostic and cult-aversive. And to top it all off, my first reaction to a loli trying to approach me would be to kick her like a football.

In conclusion: Lolis CANNOT rape me.

>>45846393
That's an oddly long post to say you instalose to cunny.

>>45846393
>witch loli
>you won't fuck
>she portals away your dick
>fucks you at random times of the day
you'll never see it coming

>>45846203
>The Flood from Halo

Reminder folks, The Flood and Gravemind are the literal dandruff of a super old and powerful Elder God/Precursor called the Primordial One who is seriously butthurt by the Forerunners and wants to consume all biodiverse life. The Flood are more than just space zombies and space tentacles, they are the hive mind dandruff of a maliciously butthurt Elder God-slash-Precursor. So MGE'd Flood still retain thoughts and memories of the Primordial One/Gravemind we all know in Halo lore? Will Lilith and Her Husband give the Primordial One/Gravemind the Tentacle Forest treatment?

I can only imagine Infection Forms remain similar but now boast a shade of Mamono Realm-purple pink. They'll gang up on human boys to force Mamono Mana into them. While women get the similar Flood infection transition, but more appealing anime Tentacle Woman appearance. Also I am willing to bet and say The Gravemind is still male, but is an Incubus instead. Specifically Sandworm-atyle with the Gravemind's body being the giant worm thing we all see in Halo 2 and the "tongue" being an anime ikemen that is his "actual body." Also he would still be poetic like he is in Halo... Also:

>ONII-CHAN!
>a wave of tiny little Flood lolis rushes you

You're missing the part where an automaton guide (343 Guilty Spark) tells you;

>"Please wait here."

And then Demons and Heretics.mp3 intensifies as the MGE'd infection forms and mamono combat forms come swarming in.

>>45846187
>races of the covenant
Okay, how do you do or depict the Lekgolo/Hunters, you know the pile of worms limping together in one big strong humanoid form? Where does the cute anime girl part come in? Are the many many worms individually little itty bitty cute girls themselves as the Lekgolo worms then form into one body of a cute girl with a complete set of breasts and vagina?

>>45846380
Doujin magazine featuring monster males on human females, furries, monster girls on human males, etc. Cross usually gets commissioned to do the covers for it and he tends to include a little bio of the cover girl with the art. Latest one was a Ryuujin styled dragon who foregoes the Lamia lower body for legs.

>>45846393
And anon got raped by a baphomet who pinned him down easily since baphomets have superhuman physical strength.

>>45846455
Wow, this guy sure knows a lot about Halo.

>>45845000
near dragonia and i would bring something to write, a little sword, and some liquor
imma attempt to hop the borders and set up as a street vendor selling bolon de verde

>>45846187
>before the forerunners return
>MGE VS Forerunners

Anon... Are you sure you want that battle. As much we'd love to see MGE and mamono mana mog and beat other dark and conflict-based settings and submission as women turn into loving cute sexy girls and all the enemy soldiers get fucked into submission. The Forerunners from Halo are a completely different story. They are a super advanced galaxy spanning civilization who have colonized literal parts of alternate universes to charge their batteries. Build sci fi megastructures like Dyson Spheres, literally gunned down gods/The Precursors into near extinction. Can literally devolve species into lesser creatures and likely reverse engineer magic and likely study AND counter Mamono Mana AND devolve Monster Girls into lesser beings.

You sure MGE can fights against the Forerunners? Don't forget the Composing method and The Didact's Prometheans. But I suppose mamono mana and marriage counseling from a Eros Cupid can help The Librarian slap some sense into the Didact/her husband?

>>45846378
>take on one of the guild's level 2 villains
>goddamn ancient wurm who can shatter mountains with one swipe of her tail
>you never stood a chance
>afterwards you ask her just how the hell she ended up at level 2
>she says it's because she doesn't have a husband or a lair, and she failed the written test
>now that she has a husband, she's hoping they'll promote her to level 3

>>45846282
>a japanese salaryman, who I'll never meet, and don't even know and his RPGmaker game lives rent free in my head for years, and I MUST discuss this daily!

If you are over 20, just get on TRT at this point.

>>45846544
Goddamned Lilims getting level 10 because of nepotism. I call bullshit.

Watch out for the sea elves.

>>45846530
>You sure MGE can fights against the Forerunners?

>OH BOY
>THE LAST BURGER
>JUST SITTING THERE AT ANON'S DESK
>LOOKING ALL LONELY AND UNEATEN
>WELL, BETTER EAT IT THEN!
>I'M SURE IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYONE AND NOBODY WILL MIND
>*CHOMP*

>>45846558
My guy I could not care less about the RPG at this point, I’d prefer if Cross did more profiles or books over posting about how he dedicates so much time to his “passion project” a month in empty platitudes. I care about it about as much as the doctor who spanked you awake.

>>45846645
To be fair, leaving burgers on desks makes no sense

>>45846125
once you've established yourself as a villain how do you gently let monsters know you're not hiring for henchwomen at this time?

>>45846530
I never said mge. It was the human empire.

>>45846660
Floor trap who launch them in the sea.

>>45846590
Need more mgs in suits.

>>45846645
smelly dog doesn't care about human, what a shock!

>>45846455
>, you know the pile of worms limping together in one big strong humanoid form? Where does the cute anime girl part come in?
A shapeshifting girl that is really wormy if you look hard enough

>>45846393
People who say shit like this are always the ones who go “Please help me I’m being raped by a loli”

Dragons are made to be mere'd

>>45846731
it does happen a lot

>>45843651
why don't these generals link to the previous threads like other generals do?

>>45846653
The burger must have been a bait. It's the Cerberus trick again!

>>45846764
Because I said so.

ill just make my burgs really spicy so no smellhound will want to eat it

Is it safe to give platinum nitro to an automaton?

>>45846801
Like giving coffee to a Rata

>>45846764
I long ago stopped bothering to apply logic to the vaguely human anons posting here.

is it safe to let a monster taste your penis in a non sexual way? I'm afraid of commitment, but the succ says she's just curious about how it tastes

>>45846864
Only if she's an official penis inspector.

>>45846864
>portals open
>nothing bad really happens
>they have a system and everything for tourism
>head off to be a tourist and do tourist shit
>go into a cafe
>every coffee they have is some variety of semen flavor

>>45845634
Holsts look even better in KC's newer style.

>>45845634
>KC spends 3 weeks per month drawing more holst titfuck CGs

what if a sabbath loli wanted you to go down on her?
what if you found out that one thing left after he transformation was her tremendous bush?

>>45846867
she won't stop inspecting it

>>45846986
We’re going to explore that wilderness.

>>45846645
>hound loses her one chance with anon because that burger was the one thing he was looking forward to today.

>>45846933
fuck cares lol.

This guy might be one of my top five artists.

>>45847104
it's ok. he can still taste it on her lips. pucker up.

>>45847139
Where's the monster girl?

>>45847148
I asked that myself but if you look closely you can see what might be horns behind her ear.

>have bit of bbq sauce on cheek
>random dog girl I've never met walking in opposite direction just leans in and licks it
>she continues walking like nothing happened
what is wrong with dog

>>45847155
I think you're full of shit and should fuck off back to your hole in >>>/vg/

What happens if I go to the abandoned hospital in the woods late at night to do some urban exploration?

>>45847167
Forever.

>>45847173
Nothing. Go to bed.

>>45847173
Nothing bad, but you should definitely bring dark chocolate and roses when you go. The chocolate is an important sour e of emergency energy if you need it and the roses will... Ward off evil spirits or something. Ooh, and candles for light!

>sits on you

>>45847199
>dies

>>45847199
Why is my bed sitting on me?

>>45847211
Don't ask questions

>>45847233
Escape was never an option

>>45847242
He looks so girly.

>>45847256
He looks like he's in bliss so she's probably on top of him for a reason.

>>45847199
Im gonna fuck a wock whose bigger

>>45847199
>Jabberwocks...
>*SNARF SCOFF CHOMP MUNCH*
>are not actually obese...
>*BITE CHEW BURP*
>in fact wurms are actually heavier than us...
>*Wipes drool from all three ravenous mouths*
>and men prefer a lady with a LITTLE bit of curves!
>*undoes buttons on shirt to allow wock belly to flop out*

>>45847276
>wock feeder fetish
>anon becomes the dormouse farmer

>>45847284
fuck off with that shit meme

>>45847283
im aroused, fuck you

>>45847296
In the grim darkness of fetish wonderland jabberwock has a husband and a dormouse sister wife.
Mysteriously, that dormouses daughters seem to just disappear once they reach a certain age...

Does wock come in vanilla?

>>45847331
but y get the inferior flavor

>>45847331

>>45847340
>post this on /wocking here/ board on 4mon
>y can't wocks be this thin, it so easy, just put down the fork
>watch the (yous) and cope flow
>laugh as i derail the whole board with my post

what would u bring if at any moment, u woke up in wonderland

hatter makes hats for jabberwock's tails

>>45847410
You ever play the game hatred? It would be a lot like that but probably involving napalm.

>>45847410
A fishnet and a cattle prod, I will catch and breed the funny cat

I told Wock she'd put on some weight recently and this is the look she gave me.

>>45847460
give her a cake

How do I explain to the amazoness that my cooking is extremely bland and she won't like it?

>>45847532
>role reversal: domestic abuse edition
I bet this wasn't what you signed up for when you went the house husband experience!

>>45847532
throw an autistic fit in the kitchen, including getting hot food slop on yourself and making guttural noises.
she'll get the tribe shaman to invoke the spirit of househusbands to make you a better cook.

>>45847542
I want an abusive Hellhound wife who always wears a stained husbandbeater

how do i tell Ms. Kiki, my history teacher that i wanna go on a date with her?

>>45846393
And then he meets a loli that's just a bit more soft-voiced, more well spoken, shapelier and more intelligent than average and gets seduced.

>>45847560
Find some ancient text about a teacher or older woman fucking their student and rewrite it so it's about her and you. I might suggest "Stacy's Mom."

*blocks your path*

>>45847607
>game filled with demons and succs
>its as puzzling as la-mulana
yeah no,fuck you

>>45847635
brainlet-kun.... think u need to eat the int slime

>>45846125
>Get a job as a recurring level 1 anatagonist for the local Sabbath Mahou Senshi
>"We've had a lot of problems with the villains overshadowing our heroes lately. We really don't want out members cheering for the 'bad guy' over the heroes, so we're gonna do our best to make you 'not TOO cool'. Can you pull off 'cowardly and laughably evil'? How do you feel about a jester gimmick?"
>This backfires exceptionally, become a top villain in terms of popularity
>Just pathetic and likable enough to both evoke sympathy and awaken latent bully instincts

>>45847651
I AM NOT SPENDING 200 HOURS IN A CRYPTIC PUZZLE GAME

>>45847674
just lvl str and bulldoze everything but lots of sad monsters will appear

>sit down at desk
>pull out my parchment and ink and quill
>"Dear Demon Lord. You are a tyrant. An arrogant tyrant that forces their views on others while claiming to know what is good for them and then insisting that making everyone conform through force is a good thing. The world you want to make is far from a good one. It is only marginally better for those that ignore how nightmarish it actually is, often because you give them no choice but to ignore how bad the things you've done are. You are, by all known definitions that exist, evil, and this is undeniable. Why do you think you are a hero for taking everyone who wants no part of your kooky lala land and hypnotizing them into suddenly fully supporting you and all your endeavors? Are you blind to the malice in this? The pure malevolence of such an act? Is the sex causing the logical parts of your brain to fail? This, all you have done and continue to do, is no better than what you can accuse our own sadistic Chief Goddess of. You are a hypocrite blind to the irony in it. Additionally, your quest is driving you to seek the extinction of all biologically female members of the human race, so you are also an advocate of genocide, and that makes you especially evil. And you know it. - Signed, a fencesitting order friar."
>seal the parchment up in an envelope and stamp it
>have it sent by courier to the succubi postal service who then deliver it to Lilith herself in the mamono realm
Heh. That'll show her. She won't have a comeback to that one.

>>45847542
this doesn't work for mgs; if you cry they're malleable as putty

>>45847695
>DL writes back
>the letter she sends just says "no u"
>the letter also contains an ittan-momen coming out to smother you now

>>45847695
>return letter is full of matango spores

>>45847710
But she only does it out of love. You just inspire her to go harder.

kiki but shes plump like a p'orc
she makes amazing food
would u hire her

Who would win in a fight between
The Angry Video Game Birb and the Nostalgia Mimic?

>>45845000
In the arms of a flayer who wants a cute dumb human to fix
Not sure if I'd bring anything, I think I would rather have nothing. Truth be told I'd probably ask if they could wipe my memories of this world, assuming they already knew it's existence, and were taking people who wanted to leave from it.

Pictured here is your typical elf. As you can see she is lithe, slender, and graceful.

>>45847843
thats just long eared p'orc, just at how plump she is

>>45847410
Probably some flowers, I'd wanna find my beloved
I'm also a degenerate fuck so I'd fit in well

>>45847843
Fuck off

Nervous shy spider > seductive smug spider

>>45847843
This too it evolutionary pressure at work. Slender elves cannot withstand the forces the humans impose onto them during mating, so they have developed better shock absorbers.

>>45847852
tell that to actual furry shit that was posted before that post

>>45847856
I prefer rapey and predatory spider

Commission for AnonBGreening!
Thank you again for participating in the contest!

>>45847869
adorable

>>45847847

No no, a P'Orc looks like this. As you can see she is brawny, muscular and vicious.

>>45847869
Cute art

>>45847869
That outfit she has on is way nicer.

>>45847880
>vicious
she looks domesticated but this is the short eared p'orc

>>45847863
You mean cute monster girl.

>>45847955
ah yes, the better ending

i could never pregnant a draggingon

>>45847778
i would hire her as a broodmother and make an entire bloodline

>>45845000
Demon chapel to the fallen goddess and/or Eros.

>>45845000
clown chapel to the goddess of laughter,
imagine the holy clussy

I'm gonna unseal the evil fox and no one can stop me!

>>45848022
You go there but all you get is a sex slave bad end.
But hey, mandatory date night.

>>45847843
Kuroeda is better.

>>45847981

>>45845000
Some sort of library where I actually understand the language in the books, and access to maps, ideally in some sort of green realm. Any monsters ready to get the drop on me entirely optional.

I have returned

>>45848145
Then show me the chili pepper alraune

>>45848145
That's nice?

>>45848145
Why is she running a chocolate factory?

>>45848071
>bad end
Sounds like you need demon correction.

>>45845725
I still maintain that for most monsters they want big balls way more then a big cock.
They don't need a big cock to stretch them out, but big balls means more semen

He's fucking dead

>>45848248
Good. I will steal his wife.

>>45848248
>chink becomes the food
Ironic.

>>45848243
Depends if you think monster girls enjoy sex, really. Varies on the setting. Although since most monster girl settings have semen as a stand in for regular succubus life force than it would be the balls. But, again, in many settings they don't even need to make you cum to drain your life force.

>>45848248
Oh no!? Anyway.

Almost ready for animation, I think.

who are the type of monsters that get lonely the easiet

Say sike right now

>>45848325
danukis, because their favourite time is a loan time

I'm gonna go into extreme debt to a danuki. What's the worst that can happen?

>yeah anon if we just spam reports everything will be saved!!
>mods will HAVE to listen to us!!!
lotta good that anon did lmao

>>45848365
bankruptcy and forced labour (as her chair for her massive sweaty doughy asscheeks)

>>45845000
Somewhere with a climate close to Mediterranean. I think not!China had some places where both people and monsters keep their shit together to accomplish things during the day and then fuck like animals at night, that would be nice. Maybe I could find a smart cow or handjob panda or something. Assuming I somehow knew for sure that this was an MGE portal, I'd leave a note for my family, grab my bug out bag, some old jewelry and go.

>>45848334
I will still never understand that Alp ass horn choice but given that Changs and Nips love their femboys and tomboys it makes sense.

Fat elf is getting an anime.