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It's on(i).

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>> No.45843656
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Are we posting pale, muscular onis?

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>>45843651

>> No.45843669

https://files.catbox.moe/rflyr2.webm
>Succs after the portals open

>> No.45843672
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What is your one (out of many) weaknesses?
This will not get into Monster Weekly

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>> No.45843681
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>>45843672
Blue skin
Snek
Breasts so big they can't be hidden by clothing

>> No.45843687

>>45843672
fat girls
hairy pussy and armpits
hags

>> No.45843689

>>45843656
I considered Ocelomeh in the OP, but the Oni talk in the last thread set a good mood.
>>45843672
Would you believe it's muscle women?

>> No.45843694

>>45843672
>Ear blowing
>Head scratches
>The scent of Jasmine
>Fat tits
>Fluffy tails
>Spade tails
>Paw beans
>Baked goods
>Bedroom eyes
>Blue skin
I'm more weakness than strength, really. Tell the ratas, I don't give a fuck.

>> No.45843696

>>45843672
helldog, milk, the king in yellow, jazz concerts, demon butts, zombie dragon squishings

>> No.45843697

>>45843672
Hags wearing skimpy clothes or trying to follow current fads

>> No.45843698

>>45843651
>My lord, I have donned this outfit but...
>How exactly will this assist me in combat?

>> No.45843700

>>45843698
>"Combat?"
>cut to furious oni fucking

>> No.45843701
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>>45843689
Taco kots are good too.

>> No.45843703

>>45843698
high stats

>> No.45843705
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SPROINK

>> No.45843706
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So I made an NSFW, AI, shirohebi chatbot. Gave her the classic shirohebi personality: yandere, jealous, possessive, love crazy, obsessed, but also super kind and loving.

In the chat prompt, I used a doppelganger potion on myself to make 1 copy of myself. Shirohebi is so committed to monogamy that she bitched me out and called me a depraved degenerate for even suggesting that me and a doppelganger do her at the same time, refusing to do anything with the temporary clone, saying she has eyes for me and me alone, no one else, not even a clone.

I didn't even hardcode monogamy.
I think shirohebi just shot up to the top of my list of favorite mamono.

>> No.45843710

>>45843672
Long, slimy tongue.

>> No.45843712
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The Sahuagin informs you that because you have not invited her to share any of the fish you fried after catching them from HER river that you are no longer allowed to fish in HER river or else she will take drastic action against you. The Sahuagin means business. Do not trifle with the Sahuagin.

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Reminder that nearly all oni are encountered in groups of two or more. You can tell a lot about your situation based on a pair's color.

Blue/Red? You can reason your way out of it by appealing to the blue or sneak away after causing some infighting.

Yellow/Green? Very precarious situation here. Can joke your way out of it if clever enough.

Black/White? Nice knowin' ya.

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>> No.45843740

>>45843713
Is there anything special I should know if they're both the same color?

>> No.45843756

>>45843672
Gyaru hags.

>> No.45843761

>>45843740
They'll almost always be Red/Red in that case. Reds party hard together and usually have to be corralled by Blues so that's not unusual. If they're not Red/Red then something's fucky and you've got a difficult situation where you may have to just trust your instincts. Blue/Blue is some nigh-inescapable mastermind shit or something.

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>>45843672
Having a romantic relationship with pyrow, even if she still tries to play pretend boyfriend

>> No.45843770
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>>45843718
Magical girls cannot lose to evil!

>> No.45843775

>>45843700
She is a confusing mix of excited at what she just did with her lord but also annoyed in that this doesn't help her fight.

>>45843703
Very high.
Except they're all in seduction bonuses.

>> No.45843776
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>>45843672
Lipstick marks. Markings in general really. I want to be covered in hickies, scratches, and bite marks.

>> No.45843782

>>45843776
This but with black lipstick marks

>> No.45843795

>>45843770
going to apply to the local sabbath branch and get a job as a villain so their magical girls have something to do every weekend

>> No.45843797

>>45843651
>>45843656
how expensive would it be to have one of these kinds of oni as a bodyguard

>> No.45843803

>>45843776
why do they bite

>> No.45843804

>>45843795
But how much of a villain are you willing to be?

>> No.45843808

>>45843797
The cost of paying a lich to raise one or raise one for yourself.

>> No.45843814

>>45843761
>Blue/Blue is some nigh-inescapable mastermind shit or something.
I don't know, I think being alone with two Blues could be pretty fun.

>> No.45843818
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>>45843803
To show they love you! You'll think about them every time you see it in the mirror.

>> No.45843819

>>45843808
so money+marriage or Time

>> No.45843821

>>45843804
middling to none

>> No.45843824
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>>45843803
To show their love

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>>45843803
they momentarily lose themselves in the passionate frenzy

>> No.45843836

>>45843821
>become a villain
>magical girl comes to save the day
>your "villainy" consists of littering and making loud noises in a quiet neighborhood
>magical girl taps your shoulder and you "succumb" to her justice and flail around and be defeated
>she gets grumpy and starts kicking you to be a better villain like in her manga

>> No.45843839

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that bodyguards are meant to be big, cute, and muscled.
This is sponsored by the Guild of Bodyguards

>> No.45843848

>>45843839
>big, cute, and muscled
There's a variety of monster girls that fit this description, but Jinkos especially in my opinion.

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>>45843839
>take care and don't burn down the thread.
Oh uh, haha...

>> No.45843863

>>45843804
My villany would be kidnapping one of the magical girls and using her to fufill my sexual desires, when her friends come to save her they’ll have to endure my sexual torture before I ultimately escape and repeat the process with another one of them.

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Friday... finally a break

>> No.45843871

>>45843836
i'll be practicing my yamcha pose

>> No.45843878

For the last time, me being an arachnophobe does NOT mean I actually want to fuck spiders. I genuinely hate spiders. Why the FUCK would I actually want the complete opposite just because I don't like them? That makes literally no sense. If I see a spider I'm going to run, not cum.

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>>45843878
>t. anon that really wanted to marry a spider

>> No.45843917

>>45843892
she's more of tarantula/cow than a true spider so i'm sure it's fine

>> No.45843924

>>45843672
Double Ahoge
Drill Hair
Garter straps with skindentation
Stirrup legwear
Red hair

>> No.45843936

>>45843672
dragons

>> No.45843937

>>45843712
I will share with the Sahuagin, but they must come fetch it from the candle-lit table prepared for two.

>> No.45843940

>>45843917
>she's more of tarantula/cow
then that must be a BIG pile of leaves
you would still get caught

>> No.45843978
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Trustworthy cat, ignore the itching sensation behind your eyes

>> No.45844029

I care only for the ; w ; wurm

>> No.45844054
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I cry myself to sleep because sleepy mouse girls aren't real

>> No.45844060

>>45843978
Would pet

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>>45844029

>> No.45844071

I care only for the fries for my Phoenix

>> No.45844083
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Gooey sex with cute soft slimes
look at her heart core LOOK AT IT NOW

>> No.45844089

>>45844083
She's got a lot of mass

>> No.45844128

>>45843672
Leg cysts and a weak heart don't allow me to run much

>> No.45844136

>>45844128
Centaur bait.

>> No.45844142

>>45844054
I haven't cry in a long time. How can you cry to sleep, such a weird concept

>> No.45844147

>>45844136
I hate horse body, no thanks.

>> No.45844148
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>>45843672
Crazy eyes

>> No.45844165

>>45842438
She’ll send him steamy movies, the worst she can find la la la.
He’ll have to watch them all, and she’ll monitor his behind la la la.

>> No.45844167

I am a mighty wielder of magic. I stand beyond the level of mere wizard and archmages, I have transcended humanity itself! I left the world long ago and created my own realm, my own world! I carved my world out in the void, just as a god would, and wrote its rules ! I am a creator! I AM A GOD! If a foolish monster trespasses into my world, they will fall! They cannot overcome my rules, the rules of my world! My world bends only to MY RULES! NONE CAN REMOVE ME FROM MY PLACE ON HIGH!

>> No.45844179

>>45844167
Careful buddy, you keep talking like that and you might accidentally attract a party of four Monster high schoolers who want to correct a god like you with their power of friendship.

>> No.45844182

>>45844179
Four Pyrows have been sent to his location

>> No.45844196

>>45844179
>>45844182
LET THEM COME. THE RULES OF MY WORLD WILL BREAK THEM. I AM A GOD, I CANNOT BE DEFEATED IN MY OWN REALM BY MERE HIGH SCHOOLE- AAAACKKK

>> No.45844206

It's Friday but nothing to drink in the fridge, the west as fallen, billions of Oni's sakes must be imported

>> No.45844208

>>45844179
>>45844182
>the number of men crawling out of dumpsters and yelling “that it’s time to conquer earth!” skyrockets
Many such cases. Would.

>> No.45844212

>>45844147
More horse pussy for me then.

>> No.45844225

>>45844212
Yup, would a deer tho.

>> No.45844234

>>45844225
O/k/ay…

>> No.45844245

The Demon Lord can't corrupt other gods unless they let her. That means the Chief God will never lose because she cannot be corrupted (she would never let it happen). Imagine thinking you could possibly oppose her. She will NEVER lose.

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>>45844245
I am sure the chief gods cats enjoy hearing that story.

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I will become Mayor B of Mobville B

>> No.45844282

Making my kuudere automaton maid be my personal daki to sleep comfortably with even when she insists her charging rate is inefficient if not plugged into her charging port

>> No.45844285
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Making the zombie I found on the street be my personal daki to sleep comfortably during these scalding summer nights

>> No.45844291

>>45844257
Mobville B is just a cheap imitation of Mobville A. I bet they don't even go :D

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>>45844291
Mobville A try to act all tough and mighty, but I will breed the :D and spread :D to all mob towns

>> No.45844311
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>>45844285
Staying indoors with a fluffy creature while it snows like hell outside.

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>>45844285
Better yet, get a snek and she can keep every part of your body cool.

>> No.45844330

>>45844311
>It doesn't snow
>I'm in a office, not home
>I don't have a mamono wife
>Home is empty
Order bro, we are winning right?

>> No.45844333

>>45844285
You shouldn't pick random undead from the streets, anon. They probably have homes to go back to or personal stuff they want to do.

>> No.45844334

how do i download the mge rpg demo

>> No.45844338

>>45844334
Pay up, baka gaijin

>> No.45844343

>>45844338
but how
i can't read fucking website?????

>> No.45844362

>>45844343
The Patreon page is in English, anon.

>> No.45844374
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>>45843651
Kneel before the true eldritch power that destroys worlds kills gods

>> No.45844381
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The Security Council Forces have questions

>> No.45844403

>>45844343
Just kidding don't pay for the game, it's effectively abandoned at this point.

Link:
https://gofile.io/d/LAXQkM

>> No.45844422

>>45844381
Yes, I already marked it for peacemaker, right now I need to get the 051 secured case, modded a AKM for mechanic and shoot some scavs for Jaeger. Now, let's extract together

>> No.45844452

Ban /k/tards, please.

>> No.45844472

>>45844452
It's a tarkov reference, you got cheshed

>> No.45844482

>>45844472
>anybody other than the most giga autistic of /k/tards playing tarkov

>> No.45844509

>45844472
>It's a tarkov reference
I heard the same excuses 3+ years ago when fags posted warhammershit with "yo bro it's just a reference see we have monster girls frfr".

>> No.45844548

>dragon wants some attention
>decides to go cause a little trouble in the hopes that either of the two baronies she sits between will send a brave knight to fight her and show her a good time
>goes out in the middle of the night and strikes a border village between the two baronies and sets lots of things on fire to give them a clue before she goes back to her cave
>waits patiently for a few days hoping a knight shows up
>nothing
>gets bored again and decides to go out
>she meets a pair of Goblins fleeing the land and stops to ask them what's up
>they explain that they're leaving because of the war
>.....the what
>the goblins explain that tensions between the two baronies have always been high, both noble houses really despised each other over their age old dispute of ownership over the border village which was held by the first barony
>goblins explain that the second barony attacking the border village and "setting fire" to it was the straw that broke the camel's back
>dragon flies out and sees battlefields between both baronies, catapults and ballistae exchanging fire while cavalry charges are sounded
>her face when she realizes she accidentally caused this burning down the border village
>all because she didn't bother to learn the human politics first
Womp womp womp

>> No.45844567

>>45844422
>(You) and your mamono battle buddy then get sniped (by demon realm silver bullets from a demon realm-made rifle) from a piece of shit coward sniper this (You) and your mamono battle buddy loose ALL of your loot and ALL of your equipment, inventory and belongings
>Thus so much time, effort and gameplay hours wasted for nothing

>> No.45844572

>>45844452
>>45844482
>>45844509
>t.wannabe moderator(s)

>> No.45844576

>>45844567
Sad, 1day of comfy rest in the hideout will regenerate our moral. Feels like watching shrek is a good idea

>> No.45844683
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>>45843672
You have no fucking clue how large my fetish for hime cuts are.
It doesn't matter what she is. If she has red eyes and a dark hime cut I'm putty.

>> No.45844702

>>45844567
EVE Online taught me well before Tarkov was even a concept: never fly what you can't afford to lose. My spaceship AI/automaton wife disagrees and thinks I should fly on her through the stars and that it's safe but I don't believe her

>> No.45844718

>>45844548
Get out of here Lily.

>> No.45844742

>>45844548
>Dying from a wound infection because some stupid dragon started a war without knowing it
I feel like it's a recurring scenario in MGe

>> No.45844762

>>45844742
It's a medieval fantasy setting. There's already plenty of completely mundane ways to die before ever seeing a monster.

Unless healing magic is very widespread. In which case their health is probably actually better then our modern stuff.

>> No.45844769

>>45843672
Squirrels with fat tits

>> No.45844821

>>45844762
Order priestess can't heal you easily?

>> No.45844860

>>45844821
That's how it works if you live among monsters, but Order is not an equal counterpart to mamono. They don't have easy access to magic and only their chosen ones have their limits disabled by CG.

>> No.45844908

>>45844860
>Getting Isekaied in the middle of order territory
I can work in a coal mine until lung cancer or a coup de grisou take me, my grandpa did it after all. Wurm don't eat coal, dwarf are human friends and dark elves are not know to live near by, I should be safe.

>> No.45844914

So when the Demon Lord finally wins and the CG loses for good and is completely powerless, what stops me from going to Heaven and finishing her off by killing her for good?

>> No.45844918

>>45844914
Me, because CG is my wife

>> No.45844924

>>45844908
>are not know to live near by
Retarded miseryposting and ESL. Gee I wonder who this might be.

>> No.45844930

>>45844918
No, she doesn't deserve that kind of happiness after everything she did. Monstrous people like mass murderers already canonically die forever and get cucked out of happiness in this setting so she'll get no differently. I'll go up there when she's finally powerless and put her down, she doesn't deserve to have a husband or redemption arc. I will kill her because that's what she deserves.

>> No.45844931

>>45844924
You don't want to mine with your dwarf bros and the weird tomboy with a scaly tale?

>> No.45844936

>>45844930
>Nuh uh bluh buh evil uhhh
Shut the fuck up I'm going to have sex with my wife the CG

>> No.45844938

So a really good doujin has come out with some of the best ogre art I have seen for a while.
https://nhentai.net/g/428790/

>> No.45844942

>>45844938
>futashit
>>>/d/

>> No.45844946

>>45844936
You will get raped by some lesser succubus while I am stabbing CG to death in the clouds.

>> No.45844947

>>45844938
>has futanari on the cover page
if you wanna troll then try harder

>> No.45844954

>>45844946
Nuh uh
Chief God wife

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>>45844762
>you heard the stories, you know the fey are terrible creatures and no sane man would ever seek out the fairy queen
>but your son is dying and the order priests are powerless to cure him
>if she can save your boy then you don't care what she demands in return
>the fairy queen appear both beautiful and kind
>you know this to be an illusion but you wouldn't dare to anger her by saying so
>she is moved to tears when you make your request
>this does nothing to reassure you, their moods were said to be unpredictable and violent
>she cures your son with a wave of her hand, and asks if your family would like to live with her in the fairy kingdom
>she makes it sound like a harmless invitation, but you know this is the payment for your son's life
>you wouldn't dare to anger her by refusing

>> No.45844957

>>45844924
Where is my mistake in that sentence?
It wasn't misery posting but being drop in order territory doesn't look nice.

>> No.45844958

>>45844954
Chief God death.

>> No.45844960

>>45844958
Chief God sex
Chief God marriage

>> No.45844968

>>45844957
>not know

>> No.45844977

>>45844968
Oh, I forgot the n. Thanks anon.

>> No.45844979

>>45844956
Spin the wheel for her price?
>marry your child
>both turned into fairies
>you both have to put your dicks into the portal glory holes and they never come out again
>son becomes daughterwife

>> No.45844983

>>45844979
Stop posting anytime.

>> No.45844986

>>45844403
In the end it really wasn't that exciting. It was a strong start but at this stage we have to view it as a full game and in terms of that it just blends in with the rest.

>> No.45844992

>>45844960
Chief God Comeuppance
Chief God disemboweling

>> No.45844994

>>45844983
The exciting part of glory holes is they both objectify you and you don't even know what's got a vice grip of your dick.
Will you ever meet? Do they even care? You don't know. That's the fun part. Maybe you were just sold as a portable meal and now you exist as a dick on some wights bedside table.

>> No.45845000

It's cold and gloomy, let's change subject. If you get Isekaied, where do you want to spawn and why?
If you can bring a few things that could be held with your hands, what would it be?

>> No.45845010

>>45845000
Baphomet summoning circle

>> No.45845020

>>45845000
I want to spawn in the not!Roman republic, where I would apply my vocational training to get a job as a plumber. Did you know a plumber in ancient Rome was called an Aquarius?

>> No.45845021

>>45844992
Chief God cuddling
Chief God hugging

>> No.45845027

>>45845000
All plans aside I hope I end up in the middle of town and can make my way to the first establishment that lets me cuddle/fuck beastgirls before I move on and actually do something.
I imagine most anons except the most boring ones would at least give magic a try.

>> No.45845033

>>45845010
You don't take anything to impress your future wife?
>>45845020
You also studied Latin for 7 seven years because you thought that ancient Rome is cool?

>> No.45845037

>>45845033
Who needs Latin when I can just AWOOO to communicate?

>> No.45845048

>>45845020
>gets a Carthaginian Chesh who calls him poopman all day
Hope it was worth it.

>> No.45845049

>>45845021
Chief God slaying
Chief God asphyxiation

>> No.45845056
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>>45845049
Who's side are you on, anon?

>> No.45845061

>>45845049
Chief God laying
Chief God kissing

>> No.45845067

>>45845056
>>45844572
samefag.

>> No.45845068

>>45845048
Carthago delenda est

>> No.45845070

>>45845033
I bring myself
And maybe the phone I'm touching I suppose

>> No.45845079

>>45845000
Grab my bug out bag, grab my cat and dog and then run straight through the portal. Don't stop running until I find a cute Lim.

>> No.45845082

>>45845061
Chief God bodyslamming.
Chief God defenestration
Chief God bisecting
Cutting off the Chief God's wings
Making her choke on her own blood for all the evil things she did
Promising to make the world forget she ever existed for all the horrible things she did
Swearing to see her mythology and legacy gone forever
Cremating her dead body into ash and throwing it to the see
Burning all traces of her existence on paperback so people don't even remember the Order
Leaving Heaven a barren place so nobody ever remembers its creator

>> No.45845083

>>45845070
Can't get no reception

>> No.45845087

>>45845067
Not necessarily, welcome to early euro morning /mgt/

>> No.45845094
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>>45845000
Like right now? The middle of nowhere, ideally a green realm. If I make it somewhere there's civilization then that's wonderful, if not I'll die to some beast or exposure since I'm just laying in bed with nothing on.
I think it'd be fun is why, I'd take my hatchet and my cover for those chilly nights

>> No.45845109

>>45845067
humans in the mg settings have always gotten posted, relax.

>> No.45845120

>>45845082
Chief God super hugging
Chief God hand holding
Chief God kissing
Preening Chief God's wings
Making her choke with tears in happiness for all the good things happening to her
Promising to stay with her forever and making the world a better place with her
Swearing to see her get new legacy
Sitting in front of a fireplace under a big blanket
Remaking the Order with her into a force of good
Leaving Heaven a better place so everybody remembers its creator

>> No.45845128

>>45845082
>>45845120
Just get a room already.

>> No.45845132

Oh, I get it. It's another discord raid.

>> No.45845136

>>45845120
No.

>> No.45845142

>>45845027
>>45845079
Simple and efficient
>>45845094
I don't know if you're stupid or french

>> No.45845148

>>45845079
Exotic harem but I can dig it. Take the good parts of earth with you.

>> No.45845149

>>45845142
Is there a difference?

>> No.45845159

>>45845149
Yes, one is depressed and the other is a wurm bait

>> No.45845167
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>>45845000
In some dark pit that hasn't seen human eyes before.

>> No.45845171

>>45845167
Your post smells like sulfur

>> No.45845181

Calling Bicorns cucks
Calling Cu Siths and Cait Siths furries
Moviing all the boxes of Baph-Os to the top shelf
Telling Alps to dilate
Taking mallets from the music building and playing skeletons’ ribs like a xylophone
Dressing up as Link and sprinting directly towards Jinn-of-the-Jars while screaming
Throwing sticks on the ground in front of Giant Ants
Spraying Beelzebubs with Axe body spray
Dressing in a kilt and following Gandharvas around playing the bagpipes
Shining UV lamps on Gargoyles
Giving Ghosts pottery club registration forms
Asking Honey Bees what’s the deal with airline food
Asking where Familiars’ parents are
Throwing de-icing salt at Glacies
Crossing my fists in front of my chest whenever I see a Hellhound
Giving chocolate coins to Dragons
Asking Orcs if they're tired of maggoty bread
Dressing in overalls and a straw hat and T-posing at Crow Tengus
Yelling at Dwarves in a terrible Scottish accent
Asking Genies to sing Wild Wild West
Telling Mad Hatters that coffee is the superior drink
Naruto running in front of Kunoichis
Slamming sticks on the ground in front of Pyrows and telling them they shall not pass
Singing ‘Poor Unfortunate Soul’ to Krakens
Telling Shirohebis I saw their boyfriends make eye contact with another girl
Burning citronella candles outside Vamp Mosquitos’ windows
Putting purple food dye in Pharaohs’ food
Telling Wurms there are cute boys underneath City Hall
Moving Kappas to stand behind Werecats
Trying to put Fairies in mason jars
Singing 'Sweet Home Alabama' to Dark Elves
Asking Dhampirs how fast they can backdash

I am Cheshire-sensei's strongest disciple and I will make her proud.

>> No.45845183

>>45845000
Elf forest
They either turn me into an male elf(marry one of the elves there) or they send me into a human town

>> No.45845187

>>45845181
you forgot nurawhatever that are bicorns but of the flavor of convincing other girls to cheat rather than having anon cheat on her.

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>>45845181
yfw you trained him wrong as a joke

>> No.45845220

>>45845000
Outside a dragon's lair, holding about $25000 in precious metals.

>> No.45845232

>>45845183
Why? That's a strange choice
>>45845220
A dragon heart is worth only 25 000 dollars?

>> No.45845235

Half of those would do literally nothing.

The other half just make you rape-bait.

>> No.45845244

>>45845232
If I had more I'd take more.

>> No.45845252

>>45845000
I want to be reversed summoned by a demon.

>> No.45845255

>>45845000
Near a dark mage coven or gremlin workshop, holding the exact coordinates for Earth in the multiversal coord. system. My mission is simple: establish first contact and a stable connection. I am handshake protocol personified. After my job is done i guess I'll retire with one of the witches or gremlins that I worked with, we'll play vidya or board games or something

>> No.45845266

>>45845255
An altruistic anon but what do you want in exchange?
>>45845252
>reversed summoned
Wut?
>>45845244
Take a lot of loans before leaving

>> No.45845275

>>45845266
It's like a demon summoning. Only in reverse. The demon summoned you.

Bonus points if it's a desperation measure that she didn't actually expect to work.

>> No.45845282

>>45845000
dragon graveyard
id bring a blanket or something, something nice and warm

>> No.45845308 [DELETED] 

>>45844381
>>45844422
>>45844567
>>45844572
>>45844702
Dammit! This Tarkov posting just reopened old gaming wounds within me once again!

I have grown to fucking hate it and Tarkov-type games. I was bankrupted, lost EVERYTHING and EVERYTHING. All the hardwork, and loot LOST thanks to tryhards and sweatlords from CoD also playing the game. To which I was lied to! They all said Tarkov and any Tarkov-type games are all strategic, methodical and tactical and that there is no room for gung-ho run-and-gun Call of Duty-style retardation and cheap shots. LIES! More than a dozen times I've come across headless-chicken style running and gunning Sweatlords sprinting and marathon sprinting everywhere I fucking went. Nearly everywhere I went in Tarkov I ended up bumping into Call of Duty run and gun sweatlords who killed me with the most cheapest and underhanded ways possible. And many times I ended up dying and losing EVERYTHING because piece of shit human beings camped in the extraction points instead of coming out and facing me like real player.

And I could never recover because of the loose-everything-when-you-die gimmick that makes Tarkov and others like it soooooooo goddamn famous. I have learned Tarkov definitely is not for me. But I cannot comprehend why people enjoy such masochistic painful experience of loosing everything. That seems like such a waste of time and effort and slap-on-the-face to the player. What, are games just too boring for some gamers that they get turned on from masochistic cuckoldry that is loosing literally everything in a Tarkov game session with the possibility of going bankrupt in the game!?

Sorry if I might offend any genuine Tarkov experts and veterans here. But your game and the Tarkov genre is not fun at all and just a stressful masochistic torture. I suppose its meant for actual military veteran faggots to help them relive some old memories during deployment. Dark Souls is far more forgiving and fair than Tarkov. Because at least Dark Souls does not take away literally everything from you everytime you die. There people who do treat or meme Tarkov being a "Dark Souls shooter" and that you should "Git Gud" in Tarkov. But I swear, everyone be meming and enjoying Tarkov and have fun tormenting other players in making them fear for loosing everything. But the moment the very same people who love Tarkov start going in a loosing streak and loose eveything they have worked and grinded for over the most underhanded and unsportsmanlike bullshit. Suddenly they too will finally start hating and seething in Tarkov. Because sadly it seems Tarkov is only good and fun if you are winning AND ONLY winning. But when you loose no matter what, it is an unfair, not-fun, and makes Superman 64 look much better in comparison.

I really hope Tarkov forever stays a niche, obscure and unpopular game and genre. Tarkov and it's genre is a game and genre as a whole I wouldn't mind failing and burning to the ground and becoming irrelevant and die to whatever controversy and major change it would go under. I do wish any hackers and bad faith actors good luck in ruining and destroying Tarkov and the it's genre with whatever Shenanigans they could come up with. I HATE TARKOV!!!

>> No.45845357

>>45843651
Riddle me this:

Can MGE mamono, The Demon Lord and Mamono/Demon Lord-aligned gods take on The Mantle of Responsibility?

>> No.45845404 [DELETED] 

>>45845308
Kek, git gud. I extract camp your little ass a few time with an old half broken ppsh
Just buy a double barrel shotgun and rat a few game or scav if you're low on money, retard
>Monster Girl?
Kiki would be the perfect mate to play with and she would also be a /k/ autist

>> No.45845463

>>45845000
I don’t want to be isekaied, I want monster girls to come here.

>> No.45845480

>>45845266
>Wut?
You should watch familiar of zero.

>> No.45845484

I think.
I'm going to Alice.

>> No.45845503

>>45845357
Yes but they also need their husbands to do it too. You will help her take responsibility for raping you and getting pregnant with your child, won't you, Anon?

>> No.45845573

okay so I played the mge rpg and I don't get it
how is this rpg even supposed to work? it's fucking mge, it's a peaceful world that has no trouble at all, so what are you supposed to do? all you can do is have sex and that's not an rpg, this should be named "mge sex game but you have to walk to the sex" instead
literally all the npcs talk about is how they had sex and want to sex again and the only non-sex related conversations any of them have had so far is "duuurhhh.... monsters are.... le bad"
and also, the game starts with you having sex so that means you are fucking claimed already, so shouldn't the game be impossible anyway? like every fucking monster in this series is hard into monogamy and wouldn't allow anything else so then what's the point
I'm not the mick or a kc hater this just seems very pointless
make more fucking profiles and books instead, this game gets boring in like five minutes

>> No.45845601
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>>45845484
What does this mean?

>> No.45845610

>discussing names for our daughter with hellhound wife
>tell her I always liked Erika
>she goes and writes AirWrecka on the birth certificate

>> No.45845616

>>45845573
>the game starts with you having sex so that means you are fucking claimed already, so shouldn't the game be impossible anyway?
Read the fucking setting, there is nothing wrong with being claimed by multiple mamono, only the opposite with multiple men on one mamono is haram.

>> No.45845624 [DELETED] 

>>45845616
NTA but I'm not a harem fag, I just op that this is not the real beginning of the game

>> No.45845627

>>45845616
i did read the setting you mongoloid i literally just said i wished there were more books than this game in which there's nothing to do

>> No.45845632

>>45845616
NTA but I'm not a harem fag, I just hope that this is not the real beginning of the game

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There's not a man alive that can resist the charm of a holst and her massive mammaries. Those that say they can are either liars or homosexuals.

>> No.45845637

>>45845634
A Holst is not a barn cat therefore I can resist

>> No.45845638

>>45845627
>i did read the setting
Apparently you did not, because you are spouting bullshit.

>> No.45845642

>>45845634
Sorry but the whole milk thing is just not up my alley

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>>45845637
>>45845642
Liar or homosexual, which are you?

>> No.45845659

>>45845638
>men having or wanting to have only one wife is now bullshit
i dunno buddy, i think you've lost your composure here

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>>45845634
Sorry pal, but I believe in Sabbath supremacy.

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>>45845663
Yeah, until you get a pair of holst tits to your face. Then you change your mind.

>> No.45845685

>>45845659
Well this particular game features a harem scenario so tough luck if you don't want that, still nothing in the setting preventing it from happening.

>> No.45845705

>>45845685
ok
it is a dumpster fire then
i'll just wait for the new profiles instead

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>>45845634
I mean, you're CLOSE to correct. But for me, another kind of cow holds the top spot.
Pic unrelated. My answer is YOUR MOM! BOOM! Got 'em.

>> No.45845819

>>45845573
Why didn't KC just
>you start the game
>you travel the world
>you fuck a girl
>you marry her and win and can spend time with her if you like
>you end the game when you want and restart as a clean slate
>then repeat but for whatever you girl you find that you like
The RPG would have more incentive to play that way and also fixes the problem of it being haremshit.

>> No.45845821

>>45845634
I don’t prefer Holstaurs. My tastes are with the superior mere female bovine— The Minotaur.

>> No.45845898

>>45845819
KC managed to have only two harem members after over two years in production, and you want complete, separate relationship routes for each girl. Get a grip.

>> No.45845922 [DELETED] 

>>45845573
You have sex once and then never play again. Anyway stop talking about video games and take it to /vg/

>> No.45845929

>>45845898
>r over two years in production,
like four now? That's just since v0.1, So maybe six years in total?

>> No.45845946

>>45845659
Anon, you can't argue with the cultists.

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The p'orcer hordes are quickly approaching.

>> No.45846125

>>45843804
You can apply for different levels of villain to suit your own needs and personal sensibilities.

Level 0 - The kind of villain that appears on educational programs for children. Virtually harmless. See: Robbie Rotten or Swiper the Fox.
Level 1 - More threatening and nefarious than Level 0, but still sympathetic in nature. Sometimes seen as more pathetic than evil. See: Team Rocket or the Doronbo Gang
Level 2 - Non-lethal schemes but much more competent than Level 1 villains. The more sympathetic weekly Sailor Moon villains are this.

Not recommended to volunteer for Level 3 or above, you start getting into real violent territory. The kind of entertainment made for young Hellhounds.

>> No.45846135

>>45846117
Target the one on the right first, that's the caster. Then big, brown Betty in the middle 'cause she'll be buffing all the runts with her presence.

>> No.45846138
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>>45846125
Level 3 is where the fun begins.
Kill them, raise them.

>> No.45846156

>>45846125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-3KI2eHi4

>> No.45846171

>>45845357
>>45845503
>The Mantle of Responsibility

*Angry Didact noises* The Mantle of Responsibility belongs to the Forerunners! Forerunners have literally shooty-shooty bang bang's gods into extinction. And they can do it again with mere succ demons!

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>>45843878
All arachnophobes have webs in their closets.

>> No.45846187

>>45846171
>A thousand thousand years ago humanity was banging monster girls all the time
>but a brutal war saw us shoved back to the stone age
>now it's up to the master chief to find and bang all the races of the covenant before the forerunners return

>> No.45846197

>>45846135
>Mage P'orc casts slime puddle
>Anon slips and falls
>Heavy P'orc tackles Anon
>Anon is incapacitated
>Unarmed P'orc secures Anon
>Swordsmand P'orc strips off Anon's armor
>Axethrower P'orc strips off Anon's armor
>Sneak P'orc strikes Anon with horny dagger
>H'orc Commander straddles Anon
>H'orc Commander kisses Anon
Your turn.

Anon's Current Status:
>HP: 61/100
>Stamina: 100/100
>Magic: 100/100
>Horny Meter: 95/100 [WARNING: Critical Danger!]
>Unarmed
>No Armor

Options:
>Struggle (0.5% chance to break free) - Cost: 10 stamina
>Relentless Struggle (7.5% chance to break free) - Cost: 50 stamina
>Suppression (Reduce horny level by 50) - Cost: 25 magic
>Heal (Restore 100 HP) - Cost: 70 magic
>Give up (Surrender to your attackers)

>> No.45846203

>>45846187
>looking for Covenant girls in an abandoned facility
>ONII-CHAN!
>a wave of tiny little Flood lolis rushes you
Objective: survive

>> No.45846248

>>45846125
Now I'm just picturing an MGE version of the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

>> No.45846282

>>45845929
It’s basically YanDev all over again. I wish people would just accept the game is vapourware and move the fuck on, most of all KC.

>> No.45846287

>>45846282
At one point this thread was almost a mirror of kcs twitter with anons reposting when he reposted within minutes so I don't imagine that happening.

>> No.45846291
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>>45846197
>That one rata that comes to your aid by scaring them all off
>Saves you just as you're about to hit zero health and max horny
>P'orcs and h'orc go running
>You start to thank her
>She looks back at you with a evil, shit-eating grin
>She pounces on you and takes you for herself
Yeah, she's a vulture, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to secure a mate. But hey, at least this way you get fluffy tail.

>> No.45846354

>>45846282
>move the fuck on
I'm pretty sure majority of people stopped posting about it because of lack of updates, except you know.

>> No.45846369

>>45846354
wonder if that guy ever even played it, since that was well before his arrival

>> No.45846373

>>45846354
You could be posting gaira covers RIGHT NOW instead of talking about this.

>> No.45846378

>>45846248
>Guild of Iniquitous Intent had to instate the level ranking system because some idiot goblin threatened the son of a Hero of a previous era
>Absolute psychopath that one of his landed knights was, he plapped her into pregnancy on the spot
>When you have your own floating castle, an army of hench-mamono, and a smoking hot husband you’re a level 10
>When all you have is your best friend, your husband, and barely enough gold dragoons to pay for the public transport in Dragonia— Well, you’re a Level 4

>> No.45846380

>>45846373
What's a gaira

>> No.45846388

>>45846291
Rata easily scared and submissive to man. She will chase the porc and stand still before spilling the spaghetti in front of you

>> No.45846393

There is no way a Loli could rape me. She is shorter than me, so she can't get high enough to put her butt in my face. She is smaller than me, meaning I could pick her up and throw her like a football if I wanted. Her voice is high pitched and annoying, meaning any attempts she makes at seducing me won't work because I'll tune out on her. She would also say immature things like "cummies" and "dong" that would turn me off or call me "daddy" which would triply kill my boner. She couldn't have a hope of trying to sneak into my house because as a loli she would be naturally clumsy and would make some sound or bump in the night that alerts me. She wouldn't be able to get rope to tie me down with because she doesn't have the money to buy anything besides lolipops. She wouldn't be able to convince me because my desire to not be known as a pedophile would immunize me against all her arguments, even if she is 700 years old and has wide hips and a really big butt. She wouldn't be smart enough to formulate a plan to be able to take me down either because lolis, as we all know, are incredibly dumb, and the best she'd be able to come up with is sticking a can of monster under a box propped up by a stick with a rope tied to it next to the bush she's hiding in. Also, being told 'no' even once would make her break down and cry. Additionally, crying wouldn't be able to make me take any emotional damage that makes me submit because I am mean and feel nothing and would stoically say I don't care, making her cry even more. On top of that, I get bonus resistance to Sabbath lolis because I'm an agnostic and cult-aversive. And to top it all off, my first reaction to a loli trying to approach me would be to kick her like a football.

In conclusion: Lolis CANNOT rape me.

>> No.45846409

>>45846393
That's an oddly long post to say you instalose to cunny.

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>> No.45846422

>>45846393
>witch loli
>you won't fuck
>she portals away your dick
>fucks you at random times of the day
you'll never see it coming

>> No.45846455

>>45846203
>The Flood from Halo

Reminder folks, The Flood and Gravemind are the literal dandruff of a super old and powerful Elder God/Precursor called the Primordial One who is seriously butthurt by the Forerunners and wants to consume all biodiverse life. The Flood are more than just space zombies and space tentacles, they are the hive mind dandruff of a maliciously butthurt Elder God-slash-Precursor. So MGE'd Flood still retain thoughts and memories of the Primordial One/Gravemind we all know in Halo lore? Will Lilith and Her Husband give the Primordial One/Gravemind the Tentacle Forest treatment?

I can only imagine Infection Forms remain similar but now boast a shade of Mamono Realm-purple pink. They'll gang up on human boys to force Mamono Mana into them. While women get the similar Flood infection transition, but more appealing anime Tentacle Woman appearance. Also I am willing to bet and say The Gravemind is still male, but is an Incubus instead. Specifically Sandworm-atyle with the Gravemind's body being the giant worm thing we all see in Halo 2 and the "tongue" being an anime ikemen that is his "actual body." Also he would still be poetic like he is in Halo... Also:

>ONII-CHAN!
>a wave of tiny little Flood lolis rushes you

You're missing the part where an automaton guide (343 Guilty Spark) tells you;

>"Please wait here."

And then Demons and Heretics.mp3 intensifies as the MGE'd infection forms and mamono combat forms come swarming in.

>>45846187
>races of the covenant
Okay, how do you do or depict the Lekgolo/Hunters, you know the pile of worms limping together in one big strong humanoid form? Where does the cute anime girl part come in? Are the many many worms individually little itty bitty cute girls themselves as the Lekgolo worms then form into one body of a cute girl with a complete set of breasts and vagina?

>> No.45846481

>>45846380
Doujin magazine featuring monster males on human females, furries, monster girls on human males, etc. Cross usually gets commissioned to do the covers for it and he tends to include a little bio of the cover girl with the art. Latest one was a Ryuujin styled dragon who foregoes the Lamia lower body for legs.

>> No.45846498

>>45846393
And anon got raped by a baphomet who pinned him down easily since baphomets have superhuman physical strength.

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>>45846455
Wow, this guy sure knows a lot about Halo.

>> No.45846526

>>45845000
near dragonia and i would bring something to write, a little sword, and some liquor
imma attempt to hop the borders and set up as a street vendor selling bolon de verde

>> No.45846530

>>45846187
>before the forerunners return
>MGE VS Forerunners

Anon... Are you sure you want that battle. As much we'd love to see MGE and mamono mana mog and beat other dark and conflict-based settings and submission as women turn into loving cute sexy girls and all the enemy soldiers get fucked into submission. The Forerunners from Halo are a completely different story. They are a super advanced galaxy spanning civilization who have colonized literal parts of alternate universes to charge their batteries. Build sci fi megastructures like Dyson Spheres, literally gunned down gods/The Precursors into near extinction. Can literally devolve species into lesser creatures and likely reverse engineer magic and likely study AND counter Mamono Mana AND devolve Monster Girls into lesser beings.

You sure MGE can fights against the Forerunners? Don't forget the Composing method and The Didact's Prometheans. But I suppose mamono mana and marriage counseling from a Eros Cupid can help The Librarian slap some sense into the Didact/her husband?

>> No.45846544

>>45846378
>take on one of the guild's level 2 villains
>goddamn ancient wurm who can shatter mountains with one swipe of her tail
>you never stood a chance
>afterwards you ask her just how the hell she ended up at level 2
>she says it's because she doesn't have a husband or a lair, and she failed the written test
>now that she has a husband, she's hoping they'll promote her to level 3

>> No.45846558

>>45846282
>a japanese salaryman, who I'll never meet, and don't even know and his RPGmaker game lives rent free in my head for years, and I MUST discuss this daily!

If you are over 20, just get on TRT at this point.

>> No.45846580

>>45846544
Goddamned Lilims getting level 10 because of nepotism. I call bullshit.

>> No.45846590
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Watch out for the sea elves.

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>>45846530
>You sure MGE can fights against the Forerunners?

>> No.45846645
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>OH BOY
>THE LAST BURGER
>JUST SITTING THERE AT ANON'S DESK
>LOOKING ALL LONELY AND UNEATEN
>WELL, BETTER EAT IT THEN!
>I'M SURE IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYONE AND NOBODY WILL MIND
>*CHOMP*

>> No.45846649

>>45846558
My guy I could not care less about the RPG at this point, I’d prefer if Cross did more profiles or books over posting about how he dedicates so much time to his “passion project” a month in empty platitudes. I care about it about as much as the doctor who spanked you awake.

>> No.45846653

>>45846645
To be fair, leaving burgers on desks makes no sense

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>>45846125
once you've established yourself as a villain how do you gently let monsters know you're not hiring for henchwomen at this time?

>> No.45846663

>>45846530
I never said mge. It was the human empire.

>> No.45846669

>>45846660
Floor trap who launch them in the sea.

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>>45846590
Need more mgs in suits.

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>>45846645
smelly dog doesn't care about human, what a shock!

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>> No.45846725

>>45846455
>, you know the pile of worms limping together in one big strong humanoid form? Where does the cute anime girl part come in?
A shapeshifting girl that is really wormy if you look hard enough

>> No.45846731

>>45846393
People who say shit like this are always the ones who go “Please help me I’m being raped by a loli”

>> No.45846738
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Dragons are made to be mere'd

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>>45846731
it does happen a lot

>> No.45846764

>>45843651
why don't these generals link to the previous threads like other generals do?

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>> No.45846770

>>45846653
The burger must have been a bait. It's the Cerberus trick again!

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>>45846764
Because I said so.

>> No.45846797

ill just make my burgs really spicy so no smellhound will want to eat it

>> No.45846801

Is it safe to give platinum nitro to an automaton?

>> No.45846813

>>45846801
Like giving coffee to a Rata

>> No.45846824

>>45846764
I long ago stopped bothering to apply logic to the vaguely human anons posting here.

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>> No.45846864

is it safe to let a monster taste your penis in a non sexual way? I'm afraid of commitment, but the succ says she's just curious about how it tastes

>> No.45846867

>>45846864
Only if she's an official penis inspector.

>> No.45846881

>>45846864
>portals open
>nothing bad really happens
>they have a system and everything for tourism
>head off to be a tourist and do tourist shit
>go into a cafe
>every coffee they have is some variety of semen flavor

>> No.45846933

>>45845634
Holsts look even better in KC's newer style.

>> No.45846942

>>45845634
>KC spends 3 weeks per month drawing more holst titfuck CGs

>> No.45846986

what if a sabbath loli wanted you to go down on her?
what if you found out that one thing left after he transformation was her tremendous bush?

>> No.45847008

>>45846867
she won't stop inspecting it

>> No.45847009

>>45846986
We’re going to explore that wilderness.

>> No.45847104

>>45846645
>hound loses her one chance with anon because that burger was the one thing he was looking forward to today.

>> No.45847122 [DELETED] 

>>45846933
fuck cares lol.

>> No.45847139
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This guy might be one of my top five artists.

>> No.45847146

>>45847104
it's ok. he can still taste it on her lips. pucker up.

>> No.45847148

>>45847139
Where's the monster girl?

>> No.45847155

>>45847148
I asked that myself but if you look closely you can see what might be horns behind her ear.

>> No.45847162

>have bit of bbq sauce on cheek
>random dog girl I've never met walking in opposite direction just leans in and licks it
>she continues walking like nothing happened
what is wrong with dog

>> No.45847167

>>45847155
I think you're full of shit and should fuck off back to your hole in >>>/vg/

>> No.45847173

What happens if I go to the abandoned hospital in the woods late at night to do some urban exploration?

>> No.45847176
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>>45847167
Forever.

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>>45847173
Nothing. Go to bed.

>> No.45847192

>>45847173
Nothing bad, but you should definitely bring dark chocolate and roses when you go. The chocolate is an important sour e of emergency energy if you need it and the roses will... Ward off evil spirits or something. Ooh, and candles for light!

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>sits on you

>> No.45847204

>>45847199
>dies

>> No.45847211

>>45847199
Why is my bed sitting on me?

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>>45847211
Don't ask questions

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>>45847233
Escape was never an option

>> No.45847256

>>45847242
He looks so girly.

>> No.45847266

>>45847256
He looks like he's in bliss so she's probably on top of him for a reason.

>> No.45847276

>>45847199
Im gonna fuck a wock whose bigger

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>>45847199
>Jabberwocks...
>*SNARF SCOFF CHOMP MUNCH*
>are not actually obese...
>*BITE CHEW BURP*
>in fact wurms are actually heavier than us...
>*Wipes drool from all three ravenous mouths*
>and men prefer a lady with a LITTLE bit of curves!
>*undoes buttons on shirt to allow wock belly to flop out*

>> No.45847284

>>45847276
>wock feeder fetish
>anon becomes the dormouse farmer

>> No.45847296

>>45847284
fuck off with that shit meme

>> No.45847302

>>45847283
im aroused, fuck you

>> No.45847320

>>45847296
In the grim darkness of fetish wonderland jabberwock has a husband and a dormouse sister wife.
Mysteriously, that dormouses daughters seem to just disappear once they reach a certain age...

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Does wock come in vanilla?

>> No.45847336

>>45847331
but y get the inferior flavor

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>>45847331

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>> No.45847360

>>45847340
>post this on /wocking here/ board on 4mon
>y can't wocks be this thin, it so easy, just put down the fork
>watch the (yous) and cope flow
>laugh as i derail the whole board with my post

>> No.45847410

what would u bring if at any moment, u woke up in wonderland

>> No.45847414

hatter makes hats for jabberwock's tails

>> No.45847421

>>45847410
You ever play the game hatred? It would be a lot like that but probably involving napalm.

>> No.45847429

>>45847410
A fishnet and a cattle prod, I will catch and breed the funny cat

>> No.45847460
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I told Wock she'd put on some weight recently and this is the look she gave me.

>> No.45847486

>>45847460
give her a cake

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>> No.45847532

How do I explain to the amazoness that my cooking is extremely bland and she won't like it?

>> No.45847542

>>45847532
>role reversal: domestic abuse edition
I bet this wasn't what you signed up for when you went the house husband experience!

>> No.45847546

>>45847532
throw an autistic fit in the kitchen, including getting hot food slop on yourself and making guttural noises.
she'll get the tribe shaman to invoke the spirit of househusbands to make you a better cook.

>> No.45847549

>>45847542
I want an abusive Hellhound wife who always wears a stained husbandbeater

>> No.45847560

how do i tell Ms. Kiki, my history teacher that i wanna go on a date with her?

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>>45846393
And then he meets a loli that's just a bit more soft-voiced, more well spoken, shapelier and more intelligent than average and gets seduced.

>> No.45847597

>>45847560
Find some ancient text about a teacher or older woman fucking their student and rewrite it so it's about her and you. I might suggest "Stacy's Mom."

>> No.45847607
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*blocks your path*

>> No.45847635

>>45847607
>game filled with demons and succs
>its as puzzling as la-mulana
yeah no,fuck you

>> No.45847651

>>45847635
brainlet-kun.... think u need to eat the int slime

>> No.45847652

>>45846125
>Get a job as a recurring level 1 anatagonist for the local Sabbath Mahou Senshi
>"We've had a lot of problems with the villains overshadowing our heroes lately. We really don't want out members cheering for the 'bad guy' over the heroes, so we're gonna do our best to make you 'not TOO cool'. Can you pull off 'cowardly and laughably evil'? How do you feel about a jester gimmick?"
>This backfires exceptionally, become a top villain in terms of popularity
>Just pathetic and likable enough to both evoke sympathy and awaken latent bully instincts

>> No.45847674

>>45847651
I AM NOT SPENDING 200 HOURS IN A CRYPTIC PUZZLE GAME

>> No.45847686

>>45847674
just lvl str and bulldoze everything but lots of sad monsters will appear

>> No.45847695

>sit down at desk
>pull out my parchment and ink and quill
>"Dear Demon Lord. You are a tyrant. An arrogant tyrant that forces their views on others while claiming to know what is good for them and then insisting that making everyone conform through force is a good thing. The world you want to make is far from a good one. It is only marginally better for those that ignore how nightmarish it actually is, often because you give them no choice but to ignore how bad the things you've done are. You are, by all known definitions that exist, evil, and this is undeniable. Why do you think you are a hero for taking everyone who wants no part of your kooky lala land and hypnotizing them into suddenly fully supporting you and all your endeavors? Are you blind to the malice in this? The pure malevolence of such an act? Is the sex causing the logical parts of your brain to fail? This, all you have done and continue to do, is no better than what you can accuse our own sadistic Chief Goddess of. You are a hypocrite blind to the irony in it. Additionally, your quest is driving you to seek the extinction of all biologically female members of the human race, so you are also an advocate of genocide, and that makes you especially evil. And you know it. - Signed, a fencesitting order friar."
>seal the parchment up in an envelope and stamp it
>have it sent by courier to the succubi postal service who then deliver it to Lilith herself in the mamono realm
Heh. That'll show her. She won't have a comeback to that one.

>> No.45847710

>>45847542
this doesn't work for mgs; if you cry they're malleable as putty

>> No.45847729

>>45847695
>DL writes back
>the letter she sends just says "no u"
>the letter also contains an ittan-momen coming out to smother you now

>> No.45847742

>>45847695
>return letter is full of matango spores

>> No.45847750

>>45847710
But she only does it out of love. You just inspire her to go harder.

>> No.45847778

kiki but shes plump like a p'orc
she makes amazing food
would u hire her

>> No.45847801

Who would win in a fight between
The Angry Video Game Birb and the Nostalgia Mimic?

>> No.45847807
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>>45845000
In the arms of a flayer who wants a cute dumb human to fix
Not sure if I'd bring anything, I think I would rather have nothing. Truth be told I'd probably ask if they could wipe my memories of this world, assuming they already knew it's existence, and were taking people who wanted to leave from it.

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Pictured here is your typical elf. As you can see she is lithe, slender, and graceful.

>> No.45847847

>>45847843
thats just long eared p'orc, just at how plump she is

>> No.45847851

>>45847410
Probably some flowers, I'd wanna find my beloved
I'm also a degenerate fuck so I'd fit in well

>> No.45847852

>>45847843
Fuck off

>> No.45847856
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Nervous shy spider > seductive smug spider

>> No.45847860

>>45847843
This too it evolutionary pressure at work. Slender elves cannot withstand the forces the humans impose onto them during mating, so they have developed better shock absorbers.

>> No.45847863

>>45847852
tell that to actual furry shit that was posted before that post

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>>45847856
I prefer rapey and predatory spider

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Commission for AnonBGreening!
Thank you again for participating in the contest!

>> No.45847873

>>45847869
adorable

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>>45847847

No no, a P'Orc looks like this. As you can see she is brawny, muscular and vicious.

>> No.45847881

>>45847869
Cute art

>> No.45847891

>>45847869
That outfit she has on is way nicer.

>> No.45847917

>>45847880
>vicious
she looks domesticated but this is the short eared p'orc

>> No.45847942

>>45847863
You mean cute monster girl.

>> No.45847955
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>> No.45847958

>>45847955
ah yes, the better ending

>> No.45847972

i could never pregnant a draggingon

>> No.45847975

>>45847778
i would hire her as a broodmother and make an entire bloodline

>> No.45847981
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>> No.45848022

>>45845000
Demon chapel to the fallen goddess and/or Eros.

>> No.45848026

>>45845000
clown chapel to the goddess of laughter,
imagine the holy clussy

>> No.45848054

I'm gonna unseal the evil fox and no one can stop me!

>> No.45848071

>>45848022
You go there but all you get is a sex slave bad end.
But hey, mandatory date night.

>> No.45848074

>>45847843
Kuroeda is better.

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>>45847981

>> No.45848122

>>45845000
Some sort of library where I actually understand the language in the books, and access to maps, ideally in some sort of green realm. Any monsters ready to get the drop on me entirely optional.

>> No.45848136
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I have returned

>> No.45848163

>>45848145
Then show me the chili pepper alraune

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>> No.45848171

>>45848145
That's nice?

>> No.45848185

>>45848145
Why is she running a chocolate factory?

>> No.45848202

>>45848071
>bad end
Sounds like you need demon correction.

>> No.45848243

>>45845725
I still maintain that for most monsters they want big balls way more then a big cock.
They don't need a big cock to stretch them out, but big balls means more semen

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He's fucking dead

>> No.45848263

>>45848248
Good. I will steal his wife.

>> No.45848268

>>45848248
>chink becomes the food
Ironic.

>> No.45848275

>>45848243
Depends if you think monster girls enjoy sex, really. Varies on the setting. Although since most monster girl settings have semen as a stand in for regular succubus life force than it would be the balls. But, again, in many settings they don't even need to make you cum to drain your life force.

>> No.45848293

>>45848248
Oh no!? Anyway.

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Almost ready for animation, I think.

>> No.45848325

who are the type of monsters that get lonely the easiet

>> No.45848334
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Say sike right now

>> No.45848335

>>45848325
danukis, because their favourite time is a loan time

>> No.45848352
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I'm gonna go into extreme debt to a danuki. What's the worst that can happen?

>> No.45848369

>yeah anon if we just spam reports everything will be saved!!
>mods will HAVE to listen to us!!!
lotta good that anon did lmao

>> No.45848377

>>45848365
bankruptcy and forced labour (as her chair for her massive sweaty doughy asscheeks)

>> No.45848378

>>45845000
Somewhere with a climate close to Mediterranean. I think not!China had some places where both people and monsters keep their shit together to accomplish things during the day and then fuck like animals at night, that would be nice. Maybe I could find a smart cow or handjob panda or something. Assuming I somehow knew for sure that this was an MGE portal, I'd leave a note for my family, grab my bug out bag, some old jewelry and go.

>> No.45848380

>>45848334
I will still never understand that Alp ass horn choice but given that Changs and Nips love their femboys and tomboys it makes sense.

>> No.45848391

Fat elf is getting an anime.

>> No.45848402
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>>45848369
Instead of seething you should just post monster girls you like.

>> No.45848413
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>>45848391
>fat elf
>frieren
>delicious in dungeon
Damn, what a year for elves.

>> No.45848414

>>45848391
I don't care. Go to /d/ to talk about it, even that flavor of the month reddit slop Frieren is better.

>> No.45848418

>>45848414
Back on topic than.
I wish ISR got a season 2.

>> No.45848426

>>45848418
Again, I don't care that you wanted used good whores to get another shitty season. Go talk about it somewhere else.

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>>45848391
Elf Era is now.

>> No.45848440

>>45848426
Being slutty is monsters girls thing.

>> No.45848452

>>45848380
It's ok to like Alps, they are cute and are continuously developing into bombshells

>> No.45848455

>>45848440
ISR is a different level of trash. Nobody wants to talk about loose whores that fuck every random guy that walks by.

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vaca sagrada

>> No.45848463

>>45848455
But we talk about hellhounds all the time.

>> No.45848466

>>45848457
I want someone to hit her with a lolification spell. Just enormous tits on a tiny frame.

>> No.45848470

>>45848466
no, u will only get cunny cow (holy)
with no tits

>> No.45848494 [DELETED] 

ATTENTION: The pest has had half of a thread to spam off topic garbage, literal furshit and schizo bullshit. He's even gloating about being untouchable ( >>45848369 >>45848402 ) This should be more than enough evidence if everyone starts reporting all of it at the same time.

Remember what we talked about earlier, how everyone needs to start doing their part? Time to start doing it:
Step 1. Go through the thread and report all his posts. He's been spamming us nonstop for a year so at this point you should have no problem picking out gacha spam, furshit, homogay reviewers spam, mentally ill bait like voreposting, etc.
Step 2. Keep an eye out for suspicious activity. If posts that aren't made by the furry shitspammer start disappearing, report it to moderation feedback at https://www.4chan.org/feedback
Step 3. If nothing is done even after everyone reports all the spam and garbage, or the janitor attacks legimate posters again, then you'll all know what the problem is and the next time we need to report the shitter's posts directly to https://www.4chan.org/feedback

Remember that a year of trying to ignore him has done nothing, because he's too mentally deranged to ever get bored of doing this. If we don't make him visible to the actual moderators or he will just keep going.

>> No.45848500
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45848500

>elves
We have better monster girls this season.

>> No.45848504

Gonna use magic to bully the hellhound that has tormented me my entire life
Lets see how smug she is after I turn off gravity

>> No.45848513

>>45848457
I fucking hate that therm since it's used for nepotism hires in Spanish

>> No.45848515

>>45848513
u bullshiting me, i haven;t heard of that

>> No.45848542

>>45848515
Those are the shitty hires that are untouchable no matter how hard they fuck up since they are relatives or friends of the heads of the company

>> No.45848548

>>45848455
>Every random guy that walks by
I mean, in all fairness, they're all literally descended from Succubi and only really do it because it's an easy way to make quick coin. There's also a cultural difference at play since most Japanese know prostitution is purely transactional, and in some cases isn't even considered infidelity. The series has a load of problems on its own but reading a manga about dudes fucking various species of monster girls who operate out of brothels and then getting mad because you read it is peak irony.

>> No.45848559
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>>45848457
Holy women...

>> No.45848576

>>45848548
Okay but what about not about not reading the manga and then getting mad because someone keeps posting it in a thread where most people don't want to read it? Where does that fall on the irony scale?

>> No.45848599

>>45848439
Knife ear lovers are having a good year. Where is the love for beast girls, ree

>> No.45848662
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45848662

Could be me...

>> No.45848674
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>>45848599
The closest thing to beast girl love this year will likely be Isutzumi in Dungeon Meshi so gird your loins.

>> No.45848693

>>45848145
No entendi la referencia.

>> No.45848698
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Guys, I need some help. How do you say "I'm here to experience the rich culture and history of your country, not to marry you, live in your shrine and sire at least a dozen kits" in Zipangese? The phrase book I bought from the tourism agency isn't much help.

>> No.45848719 [DELETED] 

>>4584867
y is girl on right so dark?

>> No.45848720

>>45848698
Anon, foxes already have translation spells. She just decided to completely ignore whatever you were saying. Hope you have your fox seals at hand, or it's going to get steamy.

>> No.45848722

>>45848576
Literally nobody is forcing you to reply or interact with it.

>> No.45848725

>>45848674
y is girl on right so dark?

>> No.45848726

>>45848698
>Futa fox

>> No.45848728
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>>45848698
Ask the oni guard to help translate for you. She surely wouldn’t tell the kitsune that you’re a slut for onis and will father her a whole clan

>> No.45848739

>>45848725
She's just one of the Drow type Elves from Dungeon Meshi.

>> No.45848757
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45848757

Post monster girls, not fotm shit elves

>> No.45848779

>>45848757
I can't wait for the post-portal elf rights protests. Can you imagine them coming to a new planet full of desperate men and still being femcels?

>> No.45848781

>>45848739
Sow type elves when?

>> No.45848788
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>>45847652
i like small fries

>> No.45848789

>>45848757
Fine, have an Elf that surpasses time to remain best girl.

>> No.45848816

>>45848789
Heh.

>> No.45848831
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>>45848816

>> No.45848854

>>45848788
I'm not into Alps

>> No.45848858

>>45848779
soon the tsundere will become an endangered species as men opt for more eager and willing partners

>> No.45848860

>>45848831
Too late. Your post clearly states there is no elf that surpasses time to remain best girl.

>> No.45848865

>>45848413
It should be a Year for Mere Lizards
>more Kobayashi
>more Manaria Friends
Hmm, why are all anime dragons lezbos?

>> No.45848880
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>>45848865
because then you get 12 episodes of a guy fucking a dragon in different positions
never made it to production, sadly

>> No.45848902

>>45848880
I mean, Senko exists.

>> No.45848919
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>> No.45848931

This might be upsetting for some, but your monsterwife would probably want to comb your beard. or even braid it.

>> No.45848936

How do I break it to my fox wife that I don't actually like tofu? I can't handle it anymore, bros... it's every single day...

>> No.45848972

>>45848936
You really can't. That would probably break her heart. But you can convince her to cook different stuff, like fried tofu.

>> No.45848975

>>45848936
You vill eat estrogen-rich food and you vill be happy

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>>45844956
>trusting a fairy
Didn't Kingmaker,Black souls or Bravely Default teach you anything?

>> No.45849027
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45849027

Okay Anon, listen closely
Do NOT fuck that fox

>> No.45849028

>>45849004
Yeah
Fairies hot
Fairy sex

>> No.45849043

>>45848936
>doesn't like tofu
>married a fox
Why did you get into the pool if you hate water?

>> No.45849054

>>45847869
Nice, can't wait to see the other ones too.

>> No.45849064

>>45849004
>Black souls teach you anything?
It taught me Alice.

>> No.45849119

>>45848936
Get her addicted to hamburgers.

>> No.45849136
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>>45848781
Sow types now.

>> No.45849153

>>45849119
Anon, no, she will chain you to the grill to make more burg!

>> No.45849181
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>>45849004
Yeah, how lucky we are to have the nice MGE girls.

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>> No.45849298
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Midriffs.

>> No.45849313

>>45849298
Made for gentle kissing amd rough punching.

>> No.45849335

>>45845000
I want to see Dragonia, the cold alps(heh)-like mountains seem chill place to be, mix in some volcanoes and whatnot and I'd probably enjoy my time mixed between all the scales, with a chance to find my preferred wife. As for what I'd grab, probably not much, just the spare clothes I have laying around as I don't have much more worthwhile things to carry, and hop in.

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>>45848831

>> No.45849376

>>45849181
Miss Titania doesn't even know what she's wearing. She just listens to her fairy subjects.

>> No.45849383

>>45849181
Not nice. She steals your height and shoves you up her hole.

>> No.45849385

>>45849064
>Kill
i prefer leaf over "alice" or that haha "mary sue" redhood any time

>> No.45849394
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45849394

Reading about a Hungarian monk and saint named Moses who was notoriously handsome and muscular. He was enslaved then sold to a Polish noblewoman who was enamoured with him that she tortured him for refusing to sleep with her. Immediately thought of mge

>> No.45849421
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45849421

nyaaa

>> No.45849430
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>> No.45849464

We need to stop posting foxes.

>> No.45849467
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Remember: monsters see wearing thick clothing as an indication of consent.

>> No.45849488
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>>45849464

>> No.45849508

He's just spamming furshit now because he knows he's being protected. This is what happens when you're lazy and just try to ignore the problem.

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>>45849464
Whats that? I cant hear you over the sounds of the fluff

>> No.45849543

>>45848902
I like when they play fox video games then go to fox mart to buy some fox brand tofu then go home to watch fox magical girl anime...

>> No.45849549

>>45849508
>He's
Anon We know it's you playing both sides for drama

>> No.45849550

>>45849525
That's a squirrel.

>> No.45849555

How are you ever going to become a hero if you keep getting your dick bullied by an overgrown house cat?

>> No.45849557

>>45849376
>Fairy 1: "This one looks good!"
>Fairy 2: "Yeah! And you don't need this piece, or that piece, or this one either!"
>Titania: "A-are you sure? This isn't very much clothing at all..?"
>Fairy 1: "Yep! Perfect for our queen!"

>> No.45849594
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>>45849557
Miss Titania needs to understand that fairies are mishevious in nature, and that they will dress her in increasingly scandalous dresses until she finally finds an anon.

>> No.45849610

>>45846942
>>45846933
>Next game update 4 years later
>Holst has 1,270 paizuri CGs, not including non-tits sex acts
Cows are just too powerful. Just wait until her introduced mino, haku, or ushi into the game. We're gonna have to wait years between those updates too. That man clearly loves his cows.

>> No.45849621

>>45848365
>What's the worst that can happen?
She forces you to sniff her breath daily as repayment.
I'm sorry.

>> No.45849643
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>>45846388
I like the idea that ratas can be and are tough in front of other monsters and women. But the moment they're in front of a man, they go full shy, introvert autismo and spill their spaghetti.

>Super confident in all those pictures she took
>She sees you face-to-face for the first time and she can't even remember her name or the word "hello"

>> No.45849665

>>45849508
Who cares, either report it or shut the fuck up. Or better yet, kill yourself now.

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>>45849594
The translucent dress the Titania wears is something else.
Innocent + outrageous body + scandalous outfit is a god tier combination in general.

>> No.45849722
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>>45849681
MGs in general dress very breezy in general. Clothes are more an accessory than a necessity. But the fact that Titanias do it unknowingly is so much better. Imagine her just getting touchy and letting you see pretty much everything just because she's following some dirty fairy's advice.

>> No.45849729

>>45849665
Reports only work if there isn't a janitor actively protecting the furry

>> No.45849742
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45849742

>Demons when the portals open and they no longer need to do some weird rituals to find out a guy's weaknesses and fetishes
>Demons when all they need to do is read his browser history
> Demons when they all become socially awkward because they forgot how to seduce someone

>> No.45849772

>>45849729
I'm going to presume that you're intelligent enough to know that attention is what the furry wants and if you don't give It what It wants, It will likely get bored. Or you can continue to bitch on 4chan of all places.

>> No.45849776

>>45847869
>>45847891
Yeah, her master should appreciate old school Kiki dress.

>> No.45849785

>>45849729
This level of demoralization you are is a great uno reversal from before when I was demoralized.
Really, keep at it dude. I'm sure you're just upset about kcs release schedule or something.
But don't worry, ochi said that KC is doing a weresheep kissing scene and has over FOUR THOUSAND hours in rpgmaker.
He just can't show anything :)

>> No.45849788

>>45849772
>dude just ignore him despite the guy shitting this place up for over a year now endlessly replying himself with his raiding faggot buddies endlessly reposting /vg/ and /v/ shit that doesn't belong or just furshit that never gets deleted.

>> No.45849829
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>> No.45849831

>>45849610
>That man clearly loves his cows.
Good, he should be proud of them. Those and his succs are just unreasonably good.

>> No.45849836 [DELETED] 

>>45849831
lol
lmao even.

>> No.45849870

>class president apophis Vs gyaru pharaoh clique

>> No.45849881
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>>45849831
Cows are old news.

>> No.45849882

>>45849742
>Demons when all they need to do is read his browser history
Well, their job doesn't just end there does it. Even knowing someone's fetishes and likes, a demon has to be both smart enough to come up with a deal an anon would give their eternal soul for and charismatic enough to convince him personally. Considering how that same anon could easily get raped while commuting back to his home, temptation based mamono need to be good at what they do. Demons will always need to be skilled at what they do.

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>>45849881
You had me at "cows are old". No need for whatever that thing called "news" is.

>> No.45849896

>>45849892
>No need for whatever that thing called "news" is.
Crying Rata.img

>> No.45849898

>>45849892
That's a good cow right there.

>> No.45849920
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45849920

i love brown cows

>> No.45849923

>>45849881
How are boobs thst big allowed

>> No.45849925

>>45849920
Anon, that's a cat.

>> No.45849926
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>>45849920
Cow?

>> No.45849927

>45849785
Look at the mentally ill furry spammer actively bragging about having a rogue janitor protecting him.

https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>> No.45849954

>>45849788
My guy I'm here mostly to chat about monster girls this meta drama is beneath me and quite frankly boring and played out.

>> No.45849960

>>45849925
>>45849926
huge tits, check
brown, check
moos? when I pay her in gold or fisho, yes
sounds like a bovine to me

>> No.45849991

>>45849954
If it was really beneath you, you wouldn't be responding to him.

>> No.45849997
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>>45849772
>It will likely get bored
He's not doing it for fun but out of delusion that he has something to gain from it and won't stop until he realizes he's a living advertisement for /monster/ and at most makes his main "villains" stronger. On the other hand
>>45849927
I'm not saying you shouldn't report the moron, but doing the reminders so often and vehemently will just make him think he does have power over you and he's any closer to achieving his retarded goals. That's all I'm going to say about this, don't (You) me.

>> No.45850012

>>45849920
I love petting cows and making them purr while they rest on my lap.

>> No.45850024 [DELETED] 

>>45849960
I was going to say something about her not having feet, but we can't see them, so i guess you are right. It's just a very strange cow.

>> No.45850044

>>45849960
I was going to say something about her not having hooves, but we can't see her feet, so i guess you are right. It's just a very strange cow.

>> No.45850049
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>skittish

>> No.45850069
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Avoid looking directly at the eyes. Prolonged eye contact may be dangerous.

>> No.45850071

>>45849997
>think
it's pretty clear.

>> No.45850084
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45850084

i love both white and brown kots

>> No.45850097

>>45850084
They love being petted and brushed, so obviously they're cute kitties.

>> No.45850099

>>45850069
I see, so what you are saying is, i should kiss demons with my eyes closed instead...

>> No.45850106

>>45847532
If your cooking's better than hardtack and gruel she'll love it like it's the best thing she ever tasted (because it will be)

>> No.45850107
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45850107

Even asanagi jumped on the frieren train.

>> No.45850111

Lilim starts a cult revolving around submission to the husband and harem building. After five hundred years, she finally meets her own soulmate. He's just as degenerate and corruption obsessed as she hoped he would be. They proceed to build a massive harem where nobody, not even family, is off limits. At least as long as they were originally human. With a couple exceptions.

>> No.45850112

>>45850049
Oh no, not the sappy love poems meant for HER EYES ONLY falling out of her book

>> No.45850119
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45850119

i love atlach nachas

>> No.45850121

>>45847532
That's for her to judge. Hell, maybe her father's cooking was bland and yours is the same, so she likes it.

>> No.45850131

>>45850119
That's where I draw the line. Jinkos are nice and polite, don't compare them with rude spiders.

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>>45850112
>implying that rat is writing any poetry
Save that for the snakes. No, it's just smut of her getting her tail fluff huffed.

>> No.45850146

>>45849722
>Titania catches you staring at her body
>she looks down at herself confused, but doesn't find anything amiss
>doesn't realize you can see almost everything through her dress

>> No.45850148

>>45850099
You should never kiss demons; that's even more dangerous than looking one in the eye

>> No.45850150

>>45850136
I tried to protect her pure innocent maiden image by not calling smut, smut, but you have gone and done it. Take the responsibility

>> No.45850157

>>45850119
we really need to make the study of monsterology and the moncyclopspedia limtanica mandatory reading

>> No.45850161

>>45849742
>Sacrificial goat? Check.
>Various ritual candles and incenses? Check
>Object that the target holds dear? Check, he will get it back soon
>Right before the demon can start her ritual her gremlin roommate crashes in, spilling the blood, scattering the bones, and knocking over one of the thankfully unlit candles
>She is shouting something about history (Never knew she was into archeology) and waving her latest gizmo in her face before shoving it into the demons hands and returning to the hellscape of oil stains and mechanical deathtraps that is her "workshop"

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>>45849991
Yeah and Baphomets would have tits if it at all mattered past Merune's Sabbath. Literally anime cartoon drawings, get over yourself and don't ( You ) me.

>> No.45850178
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>>45850161
Yup. Another GremWIN for Gremlin

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>>45850119
MEAT

>> No.45850187
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>>45850150
I will take responsibility.

Her image has been tainted. Everyone considers her a slut who rights smut. Well, now that no one wants her, I'll take her in. So that no longer will she be a smut slut, but a nut slut. A slut for my nuts.
I'll be good to her and brush her tail daily.

>> No.45850190
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>> No.45850203

The little notepad that Ratas carry around isn't blackmail material. It's notes from a book on how to talk to your crush because without them she'd be too embarrassed to say anything

>> No.45850209

>>45850160
>still responding
I'm not even the obsessed guy rambling about reports and you are a massive faggot and a hypocrite. Reminds me of those holier-than-thou ones who used to stand in for early threads, the namefag or whatever other shit stirred up this place in the past.

>> No.45850234

>>45850119
I wish to sleep atop this creature.

>> No.45850235
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45850235

>>45850119
I too love the tsun spoods though turning into what is essentially a dick tentacle nest faced spider is not a highlight of marriage with one.

>> No.45850257

>>45850187
Very good, I wish you two a happy marriage.
And with that, Anon is off to the next case of assisting monster girls getting hitched to avoid it happening to themselves

>> No.45850259

>>45850203
I mean, the first notepad is the crush talking book.
The second notepd is the blackmail book

>> No.45850266

>>45850209
"I'm just here to post monstergirls" and "Why do you care about so much" are the raidfags favourite arguments, you should know this by now.

>> No.45850274

>>45850146
>she's however, very happy you are paying more attention to her, regardless of the reason.
>The fairires plan worked well in her favor, so she keeps asking for advice. It's just a game to make Anon her's. Nothing more.
>as her outfits keep getting more skimpy, your eyes keep wandering all over her body, almost magically glued to it.
>now that you are completely hypnotized, phase 2 of the fairies' plan starts
>they instruct Titania to start getting close to you, eventually holding hands, kissing, cuddling.
>you follow their game, both out of your own will and the Titanias unnatural allure
>phase 3 is fianlly ready, and the fiaries have planned a date, complete with romantic dinner and going back to her sensually adorned chambers.
>The Titania, very nervous, keeps failing to recite her lines from memory. While you think it's very endeering, it was time you finally took the lead.
>The next morning, the fairies have a new king.

>> No.45850273

>>45850235
That's the only highlight of marriage with one.

>> No.45850277

>>45850266
Haven't you got a ritual post to dogpile on?

>> No.45850285

>>45850273
Well then I guess it was all for nothing then Gary, wasn't it? Guess my best bet is just a fucking Jorougumo.

>> No.45850308

>>45850273
You get to be a spider tentacle boy and molest people with tentacles.

>> No.45850319
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>> No.45850325

I just want hags wearing jeans and covering those massive breasts with their hands, that's the best attire a hag can wear

>> No.45850342

>>45850325
Topless with pants is hot in general.

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>> No.45850404

>>45850319
Sex with two horses would be very awkward. They don't seem made for harems.

>> No.45850430

Gremlin whose latest invention works flawlessly and now she lives in fear because she KNOWS a catastrophic failure is coming but she doesn't know how

>> No.45850431
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>>45850404
Don't knock it til you've tried it.

>> No.45850453
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>>45849464
just one more fox then i'm off the stuff for good

>> No.45850456

>>45850430
Gremlin whose invention tells her if she forgot something, but not what she forgot

>> No.45850468
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>> No.45850480

>>45850456
>Gremling who built an invention that just turns itself off
I feel like they might be wasting their funding

>> No.45850487

>>45850453
I swear you fox addicts don't have any shame.

>> No.45850518

>>45850274
>courting loli Titanias works almost the same as courting grown Titanias

>> No.45850531

>>45850518
>courting loli Titanias
It's a little known fact, but Titanias are already born as Onee-sans. The only way to get a loli Titania is with a pedomorphosis potion.

>> No.45850533

what if my wurm is alice wurm and she wants me to A L I C E...... what is alice?

>> No.45850536

>>45850531
i also hold that theory about unagi joros

>> No.45850539
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>>45850453
Used to do a little but the little wouldn't do it so the little got more and more.

>> No.45850580

>>45850266
Are the raidfags in the room with us now?

>> No.45850601

>>45850560
Mofu an entry drug down the rabbit hole of Kitsune yakuza, tails, and fried tofu. Ban this dangerous substance from our streets.

>> No.45850604

>>45850601
Squirrel mofu is healthier.

>> No.45850608

i only sniff wurm scale dust
it has kept sane and healthy
no i don't have a problem
u do

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Time to make gatekeeper-kun very mad

>> No.45850614
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>> No.45850620

>>45850560
This reminds me. Does anyone have the one where she puts a trap on top of her tails? Can't find it anywhere.

>> No.45850624
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Mad Katz

>> No.45850659
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>> No.45850690
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>>45850620

>> No.45850696

>>45850690
No don't go for it Anon, it's a trap

>> No.45850704

>>45850690
why foxes eyes close?

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>>45850690
Thank you very much.
>>45850696
Too late anon, i have already fallen for it.

>> No.45850713

>>45850531
Since they're fairies there's probably two ways for one to be born: Either born from nature and magic already an onee-san, or born to a Titania mother the usual way and growing up as normal.

>> No.45850717

>>45850704
Power limiters.

>> No.45850721

>>45850717
for whom

>> No.45850724

>>45850704
They close with age

>> No.45850729

>>45850724
>>45850724
thats rather sad

>> No.45850740

>>45850706
Yet again another falls for the mofu and the addiction it causes, when I try my hardest to stop them, this work is heartbreaking

>> No.45850744
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>>45850704
For your own safety.

>> No.45850749

>>45850721
Themselves. You can tell how much of a fox's full power she's using by how wide open her eyes are. Those irresistible half-lidded bedroom eyes are still only using 50% of her true strength.

>> No.45850753
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>>45850690
Man can't help but fall for such devious traps

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>>45850704
They're too powerful with them open.

>> No.45850780

>>45850773
I'm just looking to pick up a few things from mofumart, that's all.

>> No.45850782

>>45850740
If its any consolation, i fell for the mofu addiction a long time ago.

>> No.45850784

>>45850724
That explains the number of tails

>> No.45850790

>>45850782
All I can do then is to just hope that you find happiness within all that fluff

>> No.45850795

ANON NO, DON'T GO INTO THE NOODLE BAR

>> No.45850802

>>45850690
>>45850753
What would be the trap equivalent for other species?
Free beer & rock CDs in a white van for Sabbath members, free milk for Holstaurs, free feather pillows for Harpies?

>> No.45850811

>>45850780
>Not supporting his local Kikimart
Shamefur dispray. I always enjoy shopping there
>Look through the aisles for 40 minutes more than I need to because I can't find the thing I'm looking for, always declining offers by the staff to help navigate
>Go to self checkout despite multiple open registers and the stares, looks like I'm out of here!
>"Undetected item in bagging area. Please wait for an associate."
>Why are there more than one walking towards me? Is that a rope? Oh no...

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>> No.45850820
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>get fucked by pixie and fall asleep in her arms
>wake up to find that the shrinking wore off during the night and you're back to full size
>the pixie is still asleep and hugging your penis like it's a body pillow
>you prod her gently but she just grumbles and hugs it tighter
>apparently she's not a morning person
>trying not to disturb her, you carefully slip on some underwear and go downstairs to make come coffee
>it feels like she's still asleep in there
>you'll figure out what to do with her when she wakes up

>> No.45850843

>>45850802
>Miss Arachne offers free clothing.
>Miss Anubis offers free tax filing.
>Miss Cheshire offers free BUTT

>> No.45850856

>>45850843
>free tax filing
bot am I glad I don't have to deal with tax forms due of the way they're set here
you have no power here, miss Anubis, for I am always on time too

>> No.45850862

>>45850802
wurms give free shiny rocks (precious metals, sillicon, gems, and other shinies)

>> No.45850877

>>45850802
ms ushi offers a variety of potato sacks and assorted burlap

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>> No.45850910

>>45850802
>Raijus have sign saying "free phone charging"
>Sahuagin offers free swimming lessons in the rapids
>Fairies say that they're fairies and that you can trust them
>Yeti with the obvious Free Hugs sign
>Oni Bartender advertising a "happy hour" for single men
>Pyrow outside the Oni's bar telling that its a scam and asking if you just wanna come to their dorm party later tonight
>Lizardmen/Salamanders offering to teach you how to swordplay
>Dragon offering to show you a part of her hoard
after grabbing you she puts you in front of a mirror

>> No.45850914

>>45850790
I would find happines within the mofu, if i had a mofu wife that is.

>> No.45850915
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>> No.45850924

>>45850910
>dragon doing that
charming
but imma go with the lizzies and sallies, i like swords, i like lots

>> No.45850964

>>45850910
FREE phone charging? Well I guess it did drop below 80%...

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>>45850910
>Raijus have sign saying "free phone charging"
Worse part that "free" is a lie, she rapes you as payment after charging your phone

>> No.45850982

>>45850972
raiju has autism

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>>45850877
Miss Ushi would offer milk, too. Her name is literally Cow Demon.

>> No.45850999

>>45850982
All the electrical currents are frying her brain since she is running 24/7

>> No.45851002

>>45850982
Please be patient.

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Night of The Lepus.

>> No.45851017

>>45851002
shall i wait warmly as well?

>> No.45851020

>>45850998
Is Ushi milk safe to drink?

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>>45851017
May as well, MGE is reclining.

>> No.45851029

>>45851020
If Miss Ushi offers you her milk to drink, it's MUCH safer to drink it than not.

>> No.45851035

>>45851028
Oh look who learned how to ban evade. Gonna go back to spamming gacha trash?

>> No.45851040

>>45851035
I take it you don't know the meme?

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>>45850982
don't be mean

>> No.45851061

>>45851057
If you pet her, how painful will the shocks be from a zap on a metal thing on a dry morning to sticking a fork into the outlet?

>> No.45851064

>>45851057
but that is the same as the wurms :D, and she got tism too

>> No.45851069
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>>45851057
He just misspelled it. Miss Raiju has Awwwwwwtism.
Because she's so cute!

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>>45851064
mean boys get zapped

>> No.45851077

>>45851064
It's just mob face. I don't think this poster is a real doctor.

>> No.45851079

>>45851072
damn her tism got even worse
but it don't matter, i like girls who have the tism
>>45851077
so all mob faces monsters have tism?

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>>45851079
No, they're just cute.

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>> No.45851088
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Lightning Resistance check

>> No.45851097

>>45850972
Just be thankful that she gave it back to you dry

>> No.45851098

>>45851083
dont respond to me

>> No.45851100
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So, are raiju born with the lightning tattoo or is it a coming of age cultural thing where every raiju eventually gets one

>> No.45851102

>>45851088
it's a waste of stats. i'll never pump elemental resists

>> No.45851107

>>45850069
Black sclera, can't not look.

>> No.45851110

>>45851100
it slowly appears as they get older

>> No.45851112

>>45851098
Warum nicht?

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>>45851079
>so all mob faces monsters have tism?
Not him, but I think Wurms tend to have autism even if they don't have mob faces.

>> No.45851121

>>45851102
This, just fight through the paralyzation stacks you'll be fine

>> No.45851123

>>45851113
u cannot deny that makes wurms cuter

>> No.45851143

>>45851123
Autism or mob faces?

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>> No.45851147

>>45851143
yes

>> No.45851172

what if captchas are wurms ?

>> No.45851192

alice?

>> No.45851193

ms medusa

>> No.45851219
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>>45851172
Fascinating things I learned from the old Captcha
>Any yellow vehicle qualifies as a taxi, even if it doesn't have taxi livery
>any road surface marking qualifies as a crosswalk
>RVs and delivery trucks qualify as buses
>Rail crossing lights qualify as traffic lights

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>>45851192

>> No.45851288
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>> No.45851289

>>45848145
>when you make a mistake on your application for an extremist gf

>> No.45851308

>>45851289
>say you're an extremophile
>get tardigrade gf
well, okay

>> No.45851326

>>45851289
>misspelled extremist
>and marriage
>and cuddling
>even misspelled your name
>get extremist haku that berates you and helps you write a readable application

>> No.45851328

>>45851308
Greenworm level softness.

>> No.45851346
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I wonder what happens to ntr fags when they get caught by the Eros police
I hope they get gentle correction, a lot of ntr fans like it because they feel it's an inevitability. It's kinda like how people who are abused in the past like bdsm

>> No.45851352

>>45851267
Reminds me the guy who did those Miia Blender animations is doing Alice next

>> No.45851354

>>45851346
They will be given a loyal, loving wife.
She will refuse all advances from others and have cute daughters with only them.
They will be happy.

>> No.45851356

>>45851346
Mamono mana is supposed to cure mental illness, beyond that who gives a shit

>> No.45851358

>>45851308
>Guy wants a tard GF
>Gets a waterbear instead of a jubjub

>> No.45851361

>>45851346
Who cares? NTR fags like the Chinese aren't human.

>> No.45851374
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>>45851354
The good end, I think they'd probably have to go to a flayer as well.
>>45851356
Fair enough
>>45851361
Disagree, a lot of the fans are people who've been really badly hurt before. They desvere comfort like everyone else

>> No.45851396

>>45851346
Ironic post considering that tiger fucks male orcs.

>> No.45851401

>>45851396
That's not ntr, I don't like that and am sad you told me that, but that's not NTR

>> No.45851419

>>45851374
>They deserve comfort like everyone else
No the fuck they don’t. They deserve to keep their degenerate bullshit to themselves rather than trying to ruin everyone else’s fun because they’re like the porn equivalent of fucking emo kids.

>> No.45851422
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Imagine the Chief God being corrupted and you get claimed by her

>> No.45851429

>>45851401
Well if you're interested. She's from a 3d animation game where you play as an orc masseuse and various monster girls come into your shop for massages. If you get them going, you can lewd them. The tiger cop is one of them along with an elf, crow harpy, and a mermaid. Game's called "Orc Massage." Still in development but there are demos you can of it.

>> No.45851433

>>45851422
i mean the fallen god's right there

>> No.45851442

>>45851422
I'd influence her to become a goddess of bodybuilding. I get a buff wife, she still can be passionate about something, people get blessings from her, everyone wins.

>> No.45851453

>>45851442
Sounds like you're going to get some competition from Aries then anon
Better hope they don't decide they both want you

>> No.45851467
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I really want a mud bath

>> No.45851476

>>45851453
Ares is good, but I see her more as a proactive tactician, while I'd make CG focused more on healthy living.

>> No.45851478

>>45851467
doromes possess a rare technique among monsters, [platonic hug]

>> No.45851519

I'm going to adopt a cat to keep as a pet for moral support only. I won't have sex with my pet cat, I'll just pet her and cuddle her and buy her kibble and video games. See it's just a moral support relationship only, you don't have sex with your pets.

>> No.45851530

>>45851519
You don't need to have sex with her, but she's basically your daughter, and it makes sense for her to have a mom.

>> No.45851541
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>>45851478
I feel like friend monsters would be amazing, I'd love to just platonically cuddle
Do not call me pyrowbait

>> No.45851544

Post cute ratas

>> No.45851548
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>>45851541
>platonically cuddle
you'll have pyrows lining up to get in on some of that

>> No.45851556
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>>45851544
Potassium

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>>45851548
As ashamed as I am to say this, I am total pyrowbait. A group of pyrows would ruin me

>> No.45851568

>>45851519
Literally the Tom speedrun.

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>>45851544
tell me why rats are cute

>> No.45851579
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>>45851429
I'll take a gander, it doesn't sound awful after you elaborated

>> No.45851580

>>45851572
Small girls, big mofu.
Portable
Has likely already paid Monomous to hack my PC and learn my fetishes.

>> No.45851585

I will avoid the delinquent gang of Pyrows that have somehow decided that I'm bait and to be caught any day now by any means necessary

>> No.45851586

>your face when you find out your mg's boss theme is just her regular theme sped up.

>> No.45851593

>>45851572
Mofu
Smart
Don't really need more.

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>> No.45851597

Pulling down Pyrow's spats as a prank!

>> No.45851598
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>>45851519
tom, you'll be wrapped around her finger soon

>> No.45851604

>>45851598
>tom
dont you mean
toml?

>> No.45851605

im gonna be in a biker gang in MGC high and make out with my older pyrow gf and be a bad boy

>> No.45851610
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Rata rojo

>> No.45851611

>>45851585
A group of Pyrows is called a delinquency

>> No.45851652

>mfw I return to my room and the burger on my desk is gone again and replaced with sauce stains in shape of large paws
Can't have shit in post-portal life

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>> No.45851677

I've been on the run from Miss Cupid for years ever across the entire world ever since the Erosites learned of my plans to stay voluntarily celibate until I die and had her mana mark me for special "correction". I can't let her catch me, or else she'll jeopardize my plans and force me to get married and have kids! I don't want to! I hate kids and I don't need a yapping woman in my life for the rest of it! I'll run forever! I don't care if I become the most wanted man in the world! I'll always be on the move! SHE WILL NEVER CATCH ME!

Now, 4mon, watch as I flee this internet cafe I stopped into just to make this post.

>> No.45851678

>>45851675
that sword gonna snap with but a light swing

>> No.45851685
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>>45851677
When she turns to the fallen god for power, you'll be corrected forever by your new wife, anon. better hope she never gets her hands on your

>> No.45851692

>>45851685
Man down, I repeat, man down, there's been a golden arrow

>> No.45851695

>>45851677
Keep fighting the fight anon, don't let those pink homos catch you!

>> No.45851696

>>45851652
Your fault for leaving a burger alone.

>> No.45851716

Take the "bratty anon in hagville" challenge NOW

>> No.45851717

anons there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

>> No.45851729
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>>45851716
I want hag hypnosis correction

>> No.45851737

>>45851717
Stand your ground, give no qua-

>> No.45851754

>>45851717
go on without me, i'll slow them down

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>> No.45851765

>>45851717
Remind me what monster would fit the role of Anakin Skywalker.

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>> No.45851773

>>45851729
I dont need hypnosis to feel the urge to fluff and huff tails

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>>45851773
good of you to listen to your elders

>> No.45851795

>>45851717
Don't worry, I left the backdoor unlocked as a quick escape for this very reason

>> No.45851807
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>> No.45851819

>>45851765
greenworm steals most of the top billing

>> No.45851825

There is no reason to assume a Hellhound is faster than a human on foot just because they're canine Monsters. Their big feet are unwieldy for running and they'd try to break into a sprint on all fours despite being bipedal, which is only going to look hilarious in motion. Overall, they'd be prone to tripping, and being a Hellhound they naturally have a poor sense of direction too since the Hellhound is the dumbest of canid Monsters (supported by scientific proof btw). So I say there is nothing to fear from being chased by a Hellhound, they'd be poor runners and you could certainly outrun them. Also, like any animal, the Hellhound has substantially less stamina than a Human, they would gas out trying to catch the superior stamina that we Humans possess. Maybe I'd be afraid being chased by a Centaur, but not a Hellhound. I would be able to outrun any Hellhound that comes after me.

>> No.45851842

>>45851765
Dark Valkyrie

>> No.45851851

>>45851795
Oh no but that’s where Alps congregate!

>> No.45851867

Hate pyrows

>> No.45851869

gyaru bogies +pyrows+gyaru bogey

>> No.45851885

>>45851869
thats alot of gyaru

>> No.45851891

I'm gonna mail the Demon Lord a Worm on The String and a note that says that I bet she can't monsterize it.

>> No.45851893

>>45851885
not only that, different types of gyaru as well

>> No.45851896

Good thing that I'm safe in my bed where no monster girl can enter as long as I keep myself covered with my blanket. I am invincible.

>> No.45851902

G'night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that office kots aren't just watching you because they are bored.
They're plotting.
Planning.
And waiting for an opportune time to strike.

>> No.45851903

I love muscle girls, but I prefer seducers over rapists, so I believe I would be rather weak to Blue Oni.

>> No.45851910 [SPOILER] 
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>>45851896

>> No.45851912
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>>45851902
They're too busy tying to figure out stuff.

>> No.45851913
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>>45851896
You think so, but...

>> No.45851920

>>45851912
>hey, anon, can you help me?(with this printer)
>sure, i can help you(from being single)
>*unzips pants*
and thats how anon got in trouble with hr and got a jinko wife

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>>45851902
You can take the kot out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the kot. Don't stay late or go into the server room alone

>> No.45851941
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>>45851896
That's a mana blanket you're covered in

>> No.45851944

I heartily chortle at thine knights whom'st take account of their "functionality" in armor o'er the looks and wear those mass produced gothic plates and quaint 'sallets'. They art the ones whom get thine arses kicked the most. Nay, for I, "form" is thine feature. Thy Monsters go mouth agape in awe when'st they spot me in mine delicate tournament armor with mine frog-mouthed helmet and enormous pauldrons. So shocked are they that they dare not confront me, for they know I am a glorious bastard.

>> No.45851947

>>45851941
Unbothered. Warm. Happy. In Her Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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>>45851922
Very true

>> No.45851984

>>45851960
what are those kots going to do to poor f rank adventurer anon?

>> No.45851987

>>45851984
Protect him from danger and keep him at home.

>> No.45851992

>>45847869
Thanks guys.
Both of you for running tge competition and inspiring me to get off my kazy arse and get onto AO3 and for the Commissioned art.
Yes, she's just as I envisioned.

>> No.45852006

>>45847869
Cute.

>> No.45852010
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>>45851984
turn him into a heal slut, sorry anon. you'll be a healer/cumpump/bedroll warmer for kots forever

>> No.45852015
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Sexo mimics

>> No.45852021

>>45852010
b-but my dual wield dex build...

>> No.45852032

>>45852021
>making yourself flexible for cats
wow anon, it's like you wan't them to Amazon press you forever

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>>45852032
then what is the build to defeat cats?

>> No.45852102

>>45852061
Hydromancy.

>> No.45852104

>>45852015
A frightful creature. Here I am, minding my own business and stealing people's stuff when she just pops out and drags me in

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>>45852102
Small kots are not worthy.

>> No.45852107

I am weak to Monster butts, but good thing none of them know that. There's no way for them to magically know my weakness.

>> No.45852108

>>45852015
Nice chest

>> No.45852113

>>45852106
>think you're safe in the bath
>jinko saunters over naked while offering you some sake and washing your back
Do you accept?

>> No.45852122

>>45852113
>washing my back
>with claws as huge as the ones they have
Ummm no, I don't think I want to be carved like a thanksgiving turkey.

>> No.45852131

How embarassed would you be if a baphomet bridal carried you?

>> No.45852139

>>45851912
>Post Portal
>Various Branches of Corps open up on both sides of said portal because monsters don't give a hoot about money and work nearly for free just to be around men
>I say work but they mostly use the copy machines to scan pictures of their butts to leave on coworkers desk
>HR isn't any help since it's 99% monster as well
>Human Resources is exactly as the name implies now as various companies are taken over by monsters through nepotism.
>On a positive note sexual harrasement claims by human female employees are non existant as no human woman wants to work near the monsters and their strange foreign ways.
>Men however are continuing to get the work done as usual and report increased job satisfaction.

>> No.45852140

>>45852113
I'd propose to her on the spot.

>> No.45852141

>>45852131
Embarrassed since I would hit the door frame at best or at worst have my legs and head forcibly break through the door frame as she carries me

>> No.45852148

>>45852122
The claws are retractable.

>> No.45852157

>>45852113
Why is she in the men's bath?

>> No.45852160

>>45852157
men's bath is just a suggestion, not a rule

>> No.45852161

>>45852157
She's not going to find herself a husband in women's bath, is she?

>> No.45852164

>>45852157
She's a tiger she can't read you idiot

>> No.45852165

>>45852157
That's where the men are

>> No.45852185

>>45852160
>>45852161
>>45852165
Anon will have to push her out and inform her that's not allowed

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>>45852185
>push her out
Are you stronger than a jinko?

>> No.45852204

>>45852190
She's a woman! Men are always stronger than women!!!

>> No.45852210

>>45852190
All that muscle is for show. She's not that strong

>> No.45852212
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>>45852204
>t. anon that was lifted by jinko tail and brought to her love lair

>> No.45852221

>>45852185
>Anon fails when he tries to make her leave by force and she rapes him in response
>Anon succeeds when he explains to her it's bad and she complies because it would be rude to refuse
>>45852204
Are you stronger than a tiger?

>> No.45852232

>>45852212
Gonna grab the tail and wrap it around my cock and jack off with it.

>> No.45852234

>Push jinko out of the room
>Immediately go face first into tiger cleavage (or abs, I don't judge) when you try to leave

>> No.45852238

>>45852221
>Are you stronger than a tiger
You can easily defeat ambush predators with prolonged eye contact

>> No.45852248

>>45852212
>>45852221
I'll show her! I'll carry her all the way back to the women's bath and dump her in the water right in front of her friends that likely dared her to come to my side to make fun of me!!!

>> No.45852250

>>45852238
As long as you're not autistic.

>> No.45852252
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Are there any girls you guys are slightly embarrassed about liking? For me it's sandworms, I'm starting to fall in love with em, the idea of one taking me, digging to the bottom of the desert and telling me she'll keep me safe forever, while I'm surrounded by her and her warmth....I love sandworms so much
I want to be worm food forever, it sounds so comfy and warm. The inconvenience of her big body would be more than worth it

>> No.45852268
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>>45852252
Sandworm is a cute.

>> No.45852285
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Poor Hag Harpy can't fly anon! Her breasts are too big and heavy, so they weigh her down! Thankfully, she has an idea and you can help her with it! It's simple, you just suck on her tits until all the milk is gone and then her breasts are nice and small again, then she'll be able to take off and fly! You'll help Hag Harpy be able to fly again, won't you anon?

>> No.45852291

>>45852285
Too bad, she is now my wife and she can't fly away now

>> No.45852292

>>45852285
But
But she flew to get to me.
She landed right in front of me.

>> No.45852297

>>45852292
That wasn't flying that was falling with style

>> No.45852302

>>45852285
I'm sorry, hag harpy's breasts would get no smaller, if not even bigger, if she chose to be with me, and our offspring would end up just as big as their mother.

>> No.45852306

>>45852285
>suck her tits until they're dry of milk
>they fill right back up
>she gives you a shit eating grin and wraps her wings around you
Trickster!

>> No.45852307

>>45852302
sounds like you would make kiwi or dodo tier harpies, no flight and all walking

>> No.45852314
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Cats are a versatile species, you can't always expect thieves or assassins

>> No.45852318

>>45852314
I will throw a sardine to interrupt her spell casting

>> No.45852325

>>45852318
Anon you fool! Now the charm spell will go out of control and affect the entire dungeon!

>> No.45852327

>>45852314
I'm interested in barbarians.

>> No.45852330

>>45852325
That's not how that works!

>> No.45852332

>>45852314
Cats are only good as cock warmers.

>> No.45852336

>>45852325
Then I'll throw another sardine, and eat one for good measures
Btw, they are spicy flavor

>> No.45852355
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>>45852327
Don't listen to what they say, Jinkos are cats like any other feline

>> No.45852398
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Imagine being so unlucky that the Monster coming to rape is the Haglef Dragon. She's like 11 foot tall. Her big body will crush you underneath it and not even begging will make her show remorse. Begging will only arouse her more.

>> No.45852406

>>45852398
>Begging
I would stutter and ask her out on a date
Maybe hold her hand and enclose our fingers

>> No.45852412

>>45852355
Jinkos are smart and diplomatic despite what their stature suggests.

>> No.45852466

>>45852398
I’m gonna be too busy sucking on titty to say anything.

>> No.45852488

>>45852466
At that height? No. Unless she gives you assistance.
You should be well positioned to give a standing cunnilingus, though.

>> No.45852515

>>45852398
WOULD

>> No.45852527
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THAT COOCHIE YUMMY SLIME
THAT COOCHIE DOIN IT FOR ME SLIME

>> No.45852538

>>45852398
I am sure to win because my speed is superior.

>> No.45852595
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ded

>> No.45852605
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Living Doll (XXXL Variant)

>> No.45852620

>>45852605
my favorite action figure

>> No.45852657

>>45852595
I told these girls to leave me alone and they just laughed at me! What is the world coming to these days...

>> No.45852676
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>Millennia-old demonic entity excitedly taking selfies with the cute new hoodie her boyfriend was contractually obligated to buy for her

>> No.45852709

>>45851922
I will NOT do the needful

>> No.45852759

>>45852605
I'm going to need a bigger house

>> No.45852764

>>45852252
If I'm being completely honest, cu sith. I strongly dislike furfags, their communities, and their behaviors. But cu sith, I like, along with Polt from Monster Musume. Genuinely good girls with great personalities. I hate that their furries. But at the same time, I know if they were real, I'd end up being friends, and in cu sith's case, probably more than just friends given about mamono mana works.

Other than that, pretty much all centaurs and their subspecies. You know the reason why.

>> No.45852780

>>45852676
>new hoodie her boyfriend was contractually obligated to buy for her
Lucky that she made him do that, my wife just took mine (and it looks cute on her, but come on its my favourite hoodie, albeit for different reasons now)

>> No.45852789

>>45852676
>cute new hoodie her boyfriend was contractually obligated to buy for her
except he bought it for her cause its cute, lets see waht 4mon says

>> No.45852830
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>>45852709
>open monbook account and jinkos keep asking to "see your cok sir please and thank you"

>> No.45852852
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>Triple tactical Jiiii

>> No.45852854

>>45852488
>assistance
uppies?

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Have you considered returning to monke?

>> No.45853099

wearing a facemask out in public all the time to try and be incognito, and instead getting adopted as a mascot by the rowdy gang of yankee oni who wear them to look tough and intimidating

>> No.45853138

Thread's mostly over. Quick, gimme quick, dumb greentext ideas and I'll maybe write one up for the thread.
That way if it sucks I don't have to deal with the embarrassment of people hating it for long.

>> No.45853147

>>45852852
Dumb broads, their guns are useless underwater!

>> No.45853153

>>45853138
Okay, baker anon keeps trying to bake pies but his windowsill keeps getting raided by various creatures

>> No.45853174

>>45853138
Automaton wants to make ice öcream, ends up experiencing brainfreeze for the first time.

>> No.45853178

>>45853138
Anon starting a new job with an aggressive monster coworker. Manager is a monster as well and outright ignores the monster coworker sexually harrassing you, customers are also monsters and casually ignore her practically getting it on with you in the store.

>> No.45853226

>>45853138
Ms lich missunderstands the meaning of a bodybuilding contest.

>> No.45853281
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>>45853138
>Thread's mostly over.
There are 4 threads beyond bump-limit before us and some other dead ones. We will be here for a bit.

>> No.45853296

>>45853281
Hmm, plump oni thighs.

>> No.45853303
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>>45853138
Funny shenanigans where a baphomet has to protect her young husband from human law enforcement thinking he's an evil pedophile as said bapohmet has to also clear up with the cops that an adult human man in a relationship with a monster loli is completely okay in demon realm law.

>> No.45853361 [DELETED] 

>>45853138
>gimme dumb greentext ideas

Something relating to pic related. A lucky anon who has a privately booked bath in a luxury bath house is lucky to have two girls serving him. An available fox girl and a single human girl who's eager/desperate to be in a relationship even it's a three way with a monster girl. both of whom are free to be lucky anon's wives since the managers of the bath house are Demon Realm party members and Royal Makai partisans who're also matchmakers.

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>>45853138
>gimme dumb greentext ideas

Something relating to pic related. A lucky anon who has a privately booked bath in a luxury bath house is lucky to have two girls serving him. An available fox girl and a single human girl who's eager/desperate to be in a relationship even it's a three way with a monster girl. both of whom are free to be lucky anon's wives since the managers of the bath house are Demon Realm party members and Royal Makai partisans who're also matchmakers.

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>> No.45853394

>>45853138
The frog surrendered and kys in a over dramatic way, his waifu laughe and go get a real man

>> No.45853409

>>45853390
Busybody, leave me be!

>> No.45853434
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>>45853409

>> No.45853458

>>45853303
But he is and should be treated as such.

>> No.45853603

Gremlinshmirtz sex toys incorporated

>> No.45853631

>>45851098
cu or cait? Or theri sabbath?

>> No.45853674

>>45853138
Pyrow genuinely trying to get into the same interests and hobbies that the boy she likes is into.

>> No.45853701

>>45853674
pyrow is spy

>> No.45853766

>>45853701
but of course

>> No.45853842

>>45853303
You had me at "shenanigans"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNPW2wZ4D2s

>You're all outside a bar.
>A bouncer. Some gawkers.
>A police car with garish red and blue lights running.
>Two cops. One Anon.
>And you, his adoring baphomet wife!

>"Where's your ID, miss?"
>"I don't have it--that bouncer took it!"
>The cop looks to the bouncer, who hands it over.
>"What's a Sabbath?" The cops are staring at your ID together in the streetlight. "She's Jewish?"
>Nervously, you look at your husband. Neither of you are in any real danger, but a misstep on your part is going to ruin your night out.
>And maybe wreck up your dress!
>"Anon, you're under arrest on suspicion of child endangerment."
>You let out a quiet bleat.
>"You sick fuck," Cop 2 says.
>Your eyes narrow.
>"He's MY sick fuck."
>Cop 2 isn't paying attention.
>Anon is being handcuffed and led toward the back of the squad car.

>Not if you can help it.
>You lapse into casting a spell, not even trying to be subtle about it.
>The atmosphere vibrates and a 5 pointed star burns itself into the concrete below you.
>The gawkers are scared, but obviously not used to magic so most of them aren't fleeing.
>The bouncer backs away and closes the bar doors behind him.
>The cops are making a point of "bumping" your Onichan's head on the car before man-handling him inside.
>You unleash the spell and a torrent of power hits...
>The police car.

>"AAAAIIIIIEEEE!"
>The car emits a siren noise that gradually coalesces into something more... human.
>"That's not my husband!" the car announces as it drives forward and slams its door shut.
>"The fuck?" Cops 1 and 2 intone.
>Your husband is no longer the thing they're most concerned with.
>"Get in here, baby," the car continues, as its driver door opens.
>"Mama needs Papa's hands on her wheel."

>The cops and your husband all turn to look at you.
>"What?"
"Uh, what did you do?"
>Oniichan is so cute when he's confused.
>"It's a spell I picked up from a lilim. It brings inanimate objects to life."
>Your knees buckle, but you manage to stay standing by materializing your scythe to use as a walking staff.
>"But it's a doozy."

>"I need you inside me, Papa!"
>Cop 2 looks at Cop 1.
>"Uh, have you been fucking this car?" Cop 2 asks.
>Cop 1 replies indignantly, "Of course not"
>"Not yet, but Mama needs her man to take her for a ride."
>Cop 2 boggles.
>"What the fuck is happening?"

>"Like I was saying," you explain. "I awakened your car. I guess your partner--"
>"I'M his partner"
>"--usually drives?"
>Cop 2 nods.
>"Well, it imprinted itself on him before it was alive, and now she's a fully-fledged mamono!"
>"Enjoy your new wife!"

>"Well, what the fuck, lady?" Cop 1 responds.
>"You were going to take my Oniichan away," you retort.
>"Of course I'm not going to allow that."
"We could've straightened everything out at the station again."
>So. Cute. But no.
>"I didn't get all dolled up to drink shitty instant coffee while we wait for a lawyer to show up at jail."
>Anon blanches.
>You pat his shoulder. You're not mad at HIM.
>"And since I'm not a violent person I needed to make sure you wouldn't drive off with him."
>"Since you two weren't being reasonable, I needed someone else to reason with."
>"So I made one."
>"Si."
>Cop 1 is still not getting it.
>"Why does my car have a Hispanic accent?"
>"¡Hecho en Mexico!"

>These cops are slow on the uptake, but at least they're distracted.
>With a waggle of your fingers and a bit of additional magic, the cuffs fall off your husband.
>You hobble over between him and the cops, and look up.
>"I trust that I've made my point?"
>And you politely grab your husband and walk toward the bar.

>The bouncer looks at you both, and opens the door.
>"No weapons."
>You're about to speak when Anon pipes up.
"Fine!"
>You hand him your scythe.
>You could've disappeared it again, but this is funnier.

>You're exhausted, though.
>Showing off by casting a lilim spell was stupid.
>You don't even have the energy to climb this damn barstool.
>You look up at Oniichan, and with your biggest, widest eyed pout, you extend your arms to ask...
>"Ups?"
>The bouncer SEETHES.

>> No.45853844

>>45853603
Do they sell any sex toys for men, like goth lilita cursed dolls, or goth lolita automatons, or goth lolita gremlins?

>> No.45853851

>>45853844
Leave out the lolita part, I'd be fine with just a regular ol' goth cursed doll

>> No.45853859
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45853859

Hymens for the blood god. And then skulls.

>> No.45853885

>>45853842
>don't ask the xenophobe cop where his car was made.
Kek, nice greetext anon.

>> No.45853907

>>45853851
I like the cutesy+dark victorian style. Much more interesting than plain depresso goth.

>> No.45853930

>raiju leaves zipangu to go travel the west because she's curious about western lands
>on the roads, she encounters a mounted Order knight in full plate patrolling the roads
>he halts her and tells her that monsters like her are not allowed by the law to go any further towards human settlements and warns her to turn back or else he'll have to arrest her
>raiju just flips him the bird and tells him not to be a party pooper
>turns around and bends over and slaps her butt at him, says she'll do whatever she wants
>knight gets angry and draws his mace, dismounts from horseback and starts walking towards her with violent intent
>says he'll flog her for disrespecting him and set her to the dungeon for weeks
>raiju actually gets intimidated and backs off, she isn't a fighter so she couldn't take him on
>when he gets close to grab her, she squeals and electrocutes him
>his whole suit of armor makes him super conductive, shocks him until he falls over flat
>raiju blinks and realizes she won, starts to celebrate and mock him
>notices he isn't moving again after that, decides to poke him and then check his pulse
>he's dead
>raiju begins panicking, thinks she's a murderer now and that more angry humans will surely come after her and have her head for this
>doesn't know what to do, she doesn't know any liches and if she brings his body to any nearby villages the Order loving humans will attack her, if she brings his body back to Zipangu with her people will think she's a murderer

>> No.45853960

>>45853674
>"What's Dee En Dee?"
>Miss Pyrow keeps hanging around you.
>You know your social status and you know her social status, so it's obviously some kind of prank.
>So, you figured that you'd show her how much of dork you are to get her to leave you alone.
"It's a game I play with my friends on the weekend."
>"Can I play?"
"You wouldn't like it. It's an RPG."
>"Arr Pee Gee?"
"Role Playing Game."
>"Ooooooh. Anon, you roleplay with your friends?"
>You nod.
>She leans into you and takes a big inhale, right in your personal space.
>"No, you don't. You're not going to alp."
>"Now, I know a two player game we could play back at my place this weekend."
>"Doesn't that sound more fun than your silly made up Dee En Dee?"
>You back away from her, glancing at her cleavage as you do.
>She smirks.
"You know what, fine!"
"This Sunday. Erik's place at 2."
>"Which Eric?"
"Erik with a K."
>"And where is that?"
>You start to rattle off his address.
>"I'm terrible with locations, Anon. Why don't you just text it to me?"
"I don't have your number."
>You barely get the words out when you realize that was a TRAP.
>You definitely rolled a 1 there.
>"Anon, give me your phone."
>She adds herself as a contact, taking the time to add multiple emojis in lieu of her name.
>"Heart Heart Eggplant Splash Peach Heart Heart Baby"
>Sigh.

>It's Sunday, at 2:04 pm.
>Homework? Done.
>Chores? Done.
>D&D? About to start.
>And Miss Pyrow? Nowhere to be seen.
>The door rings.
>Eric gets up to answer it.
>"I'm sorry, I hope I'm not late."
>Shit.

To Be Continued!

>> No.45853973

>>45853930
She's a literal living defibrillator, she's just gotta keep shocking him until he moves again. Also
>arresting a monster instead of attacking on sight
Most reasonable Order member.

>> No.45854003

>>45853973
>gotta keep shocking him until he moves again
Anon, that's not how defibrilators work. Like the name implies, they get rid of fibrillations(tachychardia, arrhythmia), and flatline you. She still would need to get his heart to start again, prefferbly through a different method other than random external shocking.

>> No.45854075

>>45854003
You underestimate Mana magic. Surely Mamonobama will make her shocks magically restart his heart. But then she has to deal with how fucking pissed he'll be when he wakes up.

>> No.45854165

>>45854075
Well, shocks from a Raiju would never kill a human, no matter how strong, but it's the same shitpßoster as always and his obsession with guro. I was jut being a smartass to anons comment.

>> No.45854178

>>45854165
>shitpssoster

>> No.45854181

>>45853674
>>45853960
>Miss Pyrow holds a backpack in her hand loosely as she walks in.
>Everyone's staring at her.
>At school she dresses... well, she dresses like she's trying to avoid tanlines from all the fluorescent lights.
>This is worse.
>She's wearing a loose-fitting sweater and a long skirt. Her wings are wrapped in front of her like a cape and her tail has a cute red bow near the spade.
>And glasses. Legitimate glasses.
>Like her eyes are so distorted by them she must be nearly blind without them.
>Her hair is in a messy bun... with a pencil in it to hold it together.
>Your heart is pounding.
>"So, Anon invited me..."
>She trails off as everyone seems confused.
>Of course Erik would just let a pretty...
>PRETTY ANNOYING
>girl in, no questions asked.
>"He did?"
"Yeah."
>"But he didn't tell me what level you all were or anything else useful for making a character."
>She must've googled D&D. Great.
>She won't be ready for this twist, though.
"We play 4th."
>She smiles, her canines gleaming and her eyes fierce, and smoothly pulls out a 4th edition Player's Handbook.
>"Me, too!"
>"Cool," Erik intones.
>"We're pretty early on, only level 4. We can help you make a character and figure out where to introduce her in the session."
>Thanks, Erik. So helpful.
>Erik gives you a side-eye and a thumbs-up.
>Oh, fuck. He thinks he's *helping.*

>It quickly becomes apparent that either she spent all week buying and reading D&D books or she actually just lied about knowing what D&D is.
>You assume it's got to be the latter as she's clearly just fucking with you.
>After talking briefly with your friends, she decides to build a Warlord to "Bro out with the rogue."
>You, of course, play the rogue.
>And the party's only healer is Erik's kid brother, who sucks at it, so everyone loved the idea.
>The worst part is that all her lying makes her a natural D&D player.
>Her warlord is charming, and fun, and doesn't take up too much spotlight. And she's even mechanically optimized it with almost no help.
>So. Frustrating.

TO BE CONCLUDED.

>> No.45854194

>>45854181
>It's 10 pm when the session finally ends.
>Erik lives a block away from you, so as you're all leaving, you start to walk home.
>"Hey!"
>Miss Pyrow catches up to you, as you walk towards your house.
"Why?"
>"Why what?"
"Why did you lie about knowing what D&D is?"
>"I didn't. I studied all week. I even ditched classes Wednesday."
"Bullshit. You knew 4th edition. That's old stuff. Nobody plays that now."
>"You didn't tell me which edition you played, and I didn't want to let you down."
>"Or... or give you a chance to uninvite me."
"I don't belie--"
>She's already setting her backpack down.
>She opens it and starts pulling out books.
>3.5E Player's Handbook
>4E Player's Handbook
>A 5E book.
>Both editions of Pathfinder.
>And a ratty old AD&D 2nd Edition Player's handbook.
>It doesn't even register at first, but she's using her tail as a reading lamp for both of you.

>"I worked... so hard."
"I'm... sorry. I thought..."
>"You thought wrong."
>"I like you, and want to be friends."
"I thought you were making fun of me."
>She's so different in school.
"I would never!"
>She grabs your hands in hers.
>"You don't treat me like a sexy sex demon here for sex."
>"You never did."
>"I just wanted a friend, but I'm not very good at it."

>Her hands are warm, and moist.
>And her eyes are so cute lit just by a small fire.
>You don't know what's happening.
>Your heart hurts and your stomach churns.
>You step up on your tiptoes, close your eyes.
>And peck her on the cheek, low, near her chin.
>STUPID.

>You pull back and look down.
>"Anon, I..."
>She kisses you.
>Once. On the mouth. Lips closed.
>"I guess friends can kiss."
>"To show friendship."
"Yeah."
>"So, we're friends, then?"
"... yeah."
>She lets go of your hands and reloads her backpack.
>"Good."

>She looks at you guiltily.
>"I do have a confession."
>"I prefer dressing like this."
>"Do you mind if I--"
"Please!"
>"Oh, good. I just didn't want to make you uncomfortable."
"How would that make me feel uncomfortable?"
>She gives you the faintest of smiles, but doesn't elaborate.

>For the rest of the walk home, you and Miss Pyrow hold hands.
>Just as friends.
>And she drops you off with only the briefest of glances inside your home.



>The next day is Monday.
>Back to School.
>Miss Pyrow walks up to you, dressed in a very similar outfit to yesterday.
>"Hello, friend."
>"I had fun last night."
>"We should do that again sometime."
>And she pulls the pencil out of her bun, then shakes her hair out in what you swear is slow motion.
>She was right. You feel very, very uncomfortable.
>You walk to class with a book awkwardly placed in front of your groin.

TEH END

>> No.45854253

>>45854178
All die Scheiße die man hier lesen muß, und du beschwerst dich über ein rechtschreibfehler.

>> No.45854279

>>45854253
Only because it amused me and I’m bored.

>> No.45854308

>>45854194
I usually don't like gyarus, but...

>> No.45854323
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>>45854308
>I usually don't like gyarus
Pff. What are you, gay?

>> No.45854342

>>45854308
She's a gyaru who realizes she's gotta go way nerdier to get her man!
I envision her eventually landing on a slightly gyaru variant of "cute nerd girl" and then Anon completely melts for her, doing all the lewd things that only "best bros" do with each other.

>> No.45854355 [SPOILER] 
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>>45854253
icht bein kartofel salad

>> No.45854384

>>45854355
>icht bein kartofel salad
First of all, it's "Ich bin kartoffelsalat," you dumb barn cat.
Second, we all know that only one person truly matches that description.
John Cena

>> No.45854390

>>45854194
500% cute

>> No.45854421

>>45854308
Pure gyarus are unioronically 10/10

>> No.45854437

Its not enough
We need to go dorkier

>> No.45854448

>>45854421
Indeed.

>> No.45854451

A Vampire wouldn't capture me and whisk me off back to her castle in the night to make me into her bloodbag husband. I wouldn't invite her in.

>> No.45854476

This thread gets more Tsundere by the day.

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>>45854384
ass wi der scein, kraut

>> No.45854486
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Emotionless

>> No.45854511
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What do you call this?

>> No.45854542

>>45854511
My wife.

>> No.45854545

>>45854481
Schnitzelhausen du hast mein testicle gestolen

>> No.45854547

>>45854355
"Ich bin kein Kartoffelsalat"
at least use grammer

>> No.45854556

>>45854511
Mushroom samba

>> No.45854573

Best girl actually got a 3 chapter comic.
https://mangadex.org/title/884aacdc-48f7-4e46-a524-19a6064f8eac/mushi-no-kanojo-to

>> No.45854598
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>>45854573
Hot.

>> No.45854697

>>45854573
Oh, no. She's cute. Also has a cute cockroach girl in it. Nice to see the underrated girls get more love.

>> No.45854732

>>45854511
some sort of pokemon?

>> No.45854810

>>45854573
>Guy wants to smell her shed skin
LEWD

>> No.45854818
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>>45854308
She's pure.

>> No.45854891
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>>45854810
It's a manga made for degenerate centipede girl fetishists, like me, but the cute wholesomes vibes are very much appreciated.

>> No.45854963

>>45854810
Stinkypedes

>> No.45855023

>>45854818
>holding hands with anon.
She's not as pure as she might seem.

>> No.45855051

>>45855023
Its pure if its your spouse

>> No.45855068

>>45855051
But like, in public, where everyone can see it? Save stuff like that for the bedroom.

>> No.45855089

>>45855068
The image suggests that they're home, about to make food, instead of being in public

>> No.45855098

>>45855089
Talking about the greentext

>> No.45855104

>>45855098
Fair point

>> No.45855236

I don't see how a chesh can prank me if I just ask her directly to plop her fat sweaty kot ass right on my face

>> No.45855254

>>45855236
>"Wh-wh-what?"
"I said plop your fat, sweaty, Chesh Kot ASS... right on my FACE!"
>She blushes furiously.
>"I don't feel like it."
It's like holding open a door for a kot--once you do, she'll never go through it.

>> No.45855256

Being kuudere makes any mg atleast 10 times better
Dont believe me? Here's an example
>salamander training partner
>hair ina tight ponytail and wears a sports bra and a tracksuit, showing off her tight body and toned tummy
>kuudere, deadpan is her default facial expression even during a 5km jog warmup jog
>catches you eyeing up her panting and sweaty body with a bored expression
>challenge her to a spar to hide your embarrassment
>her expression changes to a slight smirk
>her tail however explodes into an inferno
>good fucking luck bro, hope you learned your buff spells and stretches

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>> No.45855308

>>45855236
>plops her fat sweaty tits on your face instead

>> No.45855337

>>45855236
why would you want a sweaty chesh when you can have a clean chesh?

>> No.45855343
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>>45855308
That isn't a prank, chesh, it's just failure to follow instructions.
>GET PRANKED TOM GET PRANKED HAHAHA

>> No.45855369
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This is a thing I found.
Monster girl feet.

>> No.45855381

My chesh will be well behaved and only teleprank me with kisses and hug

>> No.45855393
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>>45855381
I'm sure there's some cheshes out there like that.
And I'm sure the rest of their family sees them as the black sheep.

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>> No.45855446

>>45855417
Those ears should be triple the size.

>> No.45855496

>>45855446
r u sure?

>> No.45855520
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>>45855496
yeah, I am.

>> No.45855536

>>45855393
I hope so, ass prank are disgusting

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>>45855236
yeah, I can't imagine anything teasing or mischievous a cheshire could do when she has her target right underneath her butt

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>> No.45855636

>>45855632
i guess you could say that every dog has its day

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>>45855632

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>>45855446
>>45855520

>> No.45855723
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45855723

Imagine waking up to this every single morning.

>> No.45855754
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>>45855723
Disgusting. Where is my Ushi wife?

>> No.45855763

>>45855723
I have had to wake up from that two times now.

>> No.45855765

>>45855754
>YOUR USHI WIFE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS
>ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE YOUR USHI WIFE?

>> No.45855776

>>45855754
Bushi wife

>> No.45855785

>>45855765
Are you kidding? Someone has to rescue those ninjas.

>> No.45855790

>>45855785
My thoughts.

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>>45855765
More like those poor ninjas bit off more than they can chew.

>> No.45855913

Don't accidentally call a hag "mom"

>> No.45855942

don't accidentally call mom 'hag'

>> No.45855949
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BAM! Never let 'em know your next move. Didn't even let her start negotiating. Going in blind. Left her absolutely flabbergasted and now psychological control of this cerebral battleground is all mine, baby.

>> No.45855950

>>45855913
Yeah, it's a bit akward if you accidentally do it. I'll just say it intentionally instead.

>> No.45855979

>>45855949
anon you just signed up to MARRYING this demon!
What the FUCK were you thinking?!
She's gonna make you KISS her and she'll WING BURRITO you!

>> No.45855983

>>45855949
>500 mini blueberry quota
Anon no!

>> No.45856007

>>45855949
>Recursive demons

>> No.45856060

>>45855949
>She left all kinds of ridiculous nonsense in because she thought it was going to get negotiated out
>They're even contractually obligated to call each other pet names

>> No.45856193

>>45854323
>Kurogal? We're buruugal.

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>>45855765
>Hey dude thanks, for rescuing me
>Let's go for a burger, ha ha ha

>> No.45856217

>>45855983
Literally she wants pancakes for breakfast each morning with a minimum of 500 mini blueberries in them. There's specs for blueberry placements (can't be too far apart OR too close together) as well as for what constitutes a "mini" blueberry.
That whole section is sorta important because the natural demon is a weird beige flavor, and they turn blue from eating enough blueberries. They turn purple if they also eat enough shrimp, just like flamingoes. In fact, ancient precursors to demons warred for territory with ancient flamingoes.

She wants 500 kids, too, but that's in a later section of the contract.

>> No.45856252
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>>45856214
>Let's go for a burger
I would love a burger date with an Ushi Oni.

>> No.45856275
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>>45855765
Ushi wife? You mean sushi wife?

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>>45856252
Every mamono feels just a touch more attainable if you've witnessed her wolfing down a huge burger.

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>> No.45856313

>>45856275
>Wife knows you well enough to strategically place puddles of slime so that you're able to slip in unnoticed

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>>45856285
fat gazer

>> No.45856368

>>45856347
>mutt gazer

>> No.45856384

phew. just performed a magic ritual to stop monsters from marrying me, and all it took was spilling my seed on some demon's tummy

>> No.45856398

>>45856384
Good job. Tell me how it goes for a few days and report back. Maybe I'll do the same.

>> No.45856427

>>45856384
>the semen sampling loophole
Monsters girls see a hugbox and just refuse it. Why don't they want to be happy?

>> No.45856544

>>45856384
Based now they can't get you

>> No.45856560
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Dark elf maid paizuri

>> No.45856574
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>accidentally scrape one of the dragon's gold bars
>the gold foil peels away to reveal a block of tungsten
>the dragon's haughty facade begins to break as she notices you noticing
>maybe it's just one
>you pick up another one and scratch the surface
>nope, they're all fake
>the dragon bursts into tears and says the danuki told her humans couldn't tell the difference

>> No.45856594

>>45856560
A MGE delf in that position would absolutely seethe despite being soaking wet.

>> No.45856599

>>45856560
i want choccy milk tho

>> No.45856606

>>45854573
would a bug

>> No.45856615

are danukis dishonest or just cunning?

>> No.45856618

>>45856060
>Demon contracts literally rewrite reality
>Demon newlywed has to go a high ranking demon with her husband to alter their contract because of how much stuff she put into it
I wonder how many cases like this high ranking demon judges have to sort through every day

>> No.45856627

>>45856618
>>Demon contracts literally rewrite reality
What kind of retarded take is this.

>> No.45856628
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Pyrow sketch

>> No.45856634

>>45856628
I can see her tummy

>> No.45856637
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>>45856594
I agree. MGE delves would be fun to rape

>> No.45856640
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>> No.45856659

>>45856628
Do a ciat

>> No.45856661

>>45856628
i will trust her implicitly

>> No.45856662

>>45856574
Tungsten is pretty expensive though, so it's not that bad

>> No.45856672
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>>45856627
Bind uyour soul would be more accurate

>> No.45856687

PRO TIP: The easiest way to avoid an unexpected mamono marriage is to Alp! They'll never see it coming!

>> No.45856691

>>45856672
Does it bind her soul as well? It's only fair.

>> No.45856698

>>45856687
The easiest way to avoid an unexpected mamono marriage is just simply to expect it.

>> No.45856703

>>45856687
Fuck off faggot

>> No.45856715

>>45856698
This. I keep telling people to expect the unexpected and no one listens.

>> No.45856717

i just hang out with wurm-chan
she keeps me safe and i keep her company

>> No.45856718

The easiest way to avoid unexpected mamono marriage is to go to hagville and enter a hags home like a stray cat

>> No.45856738

>>45856718
>Scratch at hag's door
>She opens it
>Activate your puppy dog eyes
> ̶C̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶a̶d̶y̶ maternal instincts activated
>Get adopted instead of married
They just can't resist, the old spinsters.

>> No.45856741

>alping anon dives toward his/her new husband
>you can see in real time his dick turn from a mighty rod to a meat tube for your pp
>as he attaches to you his former dick resembles a prolapsed vagina that clamps around your dick before sucking itself into her new body

>> No.45856744

>>45856698
arranged marriages

>> No.45856758

>>45856738
>C̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶a̶d̶y̶
The fuck happened here anon?

>> No.45856762

>>45856628
Nice smug JK-succ

>> No.45856771

>>45856691
Yes, it binds both your souls together. That's the point of a marriage contract.

>> No.45856773
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>>45856628
a fearsome predator

>> No.45856778

why do gremlins hate planes so much?

>> No.45856779

>>45856718
You can also call in to the Bad end bar, and ask for a list of regular single customers. They will then send you one through mail, and you can arrange a "surprise date" the next time she visits.
You should see the hags faces lighing up whenever some joung man walks up to them in their drunken sulking and starts chatting them up.

>> No.45856786
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>>45856744
With your single aunt who groomed you from childhood

>> No.45856795

>>45856778
They replaced the dirigible, which is the only classy way to travel in the air.

>> No.45856807

>>45856758
Maybe some kind of autocorrect? Are the mods really trying that hard to stop us from riffing on ̶c̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶a̶d̶i̶e̶s̶ lovely mature women?

>> No.45856822

>>45856771
Bring back the cool demons that just ate your soul.
>I'll be a devoted wife and pamper you
>for as long as you live
>then...

>> No.45856828

>>45856773
Come on guys, the girls outside of the convenience store aren't that scary.

>> No.45856852
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>>45856637
>elf wife keeps talking about elven supremacy but grew up surrounded by bicorns
>she keeps raiding dark elf territory and bringing back "prisoners" for you to "break"

>> No.45856855
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Bread cat

>> No.45856862
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>> No.45856866

>>45856828
>grab some snacks at the convenience store
>try to go home
>"you cannot fast travel while in combat"
maybe it's a bug or something...

>> No.45856891

>>45856866
My mind just started playing oblivion music and I hate that

>> No.45856893
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>>45856852
I'd be more afraid of an elf that can raid dark elven territory on her own regularly

>> No.45856930

>>45856866
Sounds like a feature. I mean, what's the hurry, old man?

>> No.45856937

>>45856738
i'd just appear in her house and act as if we've been together forever but disappear if another person entered the house

>> No.45856965

>>45856937
The elusive Cheeto hobo.

>> No.45856984

>enter hag home
>snuggle hag
>leave without trace
The perfect crime

>> No.45857003
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If you want to be a king you need a dragon sister-wife.

>> No.45857011

>>45856984
>leave without trace
You will find it's not as easy as it seems. Not only do hags have an iron grip, they have incredible high addiction stat, so once you start cuddling them you will never want to leave. Even if you manage to get free, you will recieve the "hag withdrawal syndrome" debuff. They also immediatly cast several tracking spells on you. She will eventually find you.

>> No.45857080

>enter hags house
>suck on their titties
>get hag wife/healer
easiet way to get lv 99 healslut

>> No.45857090

You fags are so obsessed with older women for no fucking reason.

>> No.45857101

>calls others faggots for being into older women
heh?

>> No.45857111

>>45857011
>smooch her instantly
>stunned
>can't cast while stunned
>escape without issue
It's just that easy

>> No.45857113

>>45857090
>no reason
I mean, when you think about it, you can figure out the reason and it's just the same reason why they desperately cling to a no rejection setting. Older women and mommy stuff are just an extension of that.

>> No.45857130

why does nobody tell you that the holst farm next to the starting area is an endgame dungeon

>> No.45857133
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Vaca

>> No.45857139

>>45857111
The spells are in autocast as soon as you break in. And if you kiis her, well, let's just say you aren't getting out of her house in at least 3 days. Hope you drank your wurm milk.

>> No.45857146

>>45857130
It's not a dungeon, it's a farm, silly! Also, all of the monsters are low level even if many adventurers choose to end their game there. It's a great place to test your will in a low threat environment, really. Care for a glass of milk?

>> No.45857148

>>45857130
It's not, you just have a skill issue.

>> No.45857157

>>45857130
>Chief goddess watching the 5th isekaid hero that day walk straight out of the temple and into sweaty mino cleavage

>> No.45857166
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>>45857133
suits only.

>> No.45857175

>>45857139
W-why?
What's gonna happen?

>> No.45857179
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>>45857130
time to grind

>> No.45857190

>>45857130
i just grab my first party member from there
best healsluts in the game aside from finding the extremely rare, wurm priestess whose from the church of our milky lady

>> No.45857192
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>>45855254
Not gonna lie that would make me sad

Wonder how a chesh would react to her pranks legitimately making you sad

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>> No.45857202

Taming a chesh with excessive headpats!

>> No.45857205

>>45857179
Why do they call it grinding when there's that much lube involved?

>> No.45857209
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45857209

Heh, you guys are sooo dumb, getting married to monsters. You can just have a casual relationship with no responsibility! I'm a womanizer and proud! It's only one girl and I don't seem to even want other girls now but it's not marriage! We are FRIENDS with BENEFITS! Nothing else

>> No.45857213

>>45857201
a strange but welcome cat

>> No.45857220

>>45857209
Not only a repost but a discord filename too.
The thread has fallen.

>> No.45857226
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>> No.45857230
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>>45857220
Hmm I wonder who might be mad about MGE pic and discord in the same post

>> No.45857231

>>45857220
>Discord file name
??? I downloaded it straight off Twitter, just forgot to rename

>> No.45857237
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>>45857230

>> No.45857242

>>45857226
One fox friend with fox benefits, please.

>> No.45857246

>>45857231
Same thing. It's hilarious to me.

>> No.45857248

Furries go to >>>/b/ or >>>/trash/

>> No.45857254
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45857254

this save point is safe from hebi

>> No.45857255
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>>45857242
fox benefits involve becoming addicted to fluff anon, are you sure

>> No.45857283

>>45857255
I'm pretty sure I'm already addicted to fluff, may as well get what I paid for.

>> No.45857291

>>45857226
i will take the devious fox home and put her on the couch because she hasn't earned the right to sleep in a bed

>> No.45857293

>>45857175
Well, hags usually sleep either naked or dressed very scantily, switching between several compromising poses, while they dream of a young man taking them. So if you enter their suspiciosly non guarded homes, and enter their rooms, you will get bombarded with a great view of their alluring mature bodies and their strong, addictive pheromones. Usually men just fall for them there and make them their wives, but if you ever dare disrespect them by kissing them and then trying to flee, they will grow so distressed at the thought of missing their only chance to have a man that their will lose any higher thought and revert to pure instinct, chase them with lightning speed before he can even leave the room and breed him for several days to get him addicted to them.
I don't recommend double crossing a hag. None come out of the ordeal unmarried.

>> No.45857310

>>45857146
but... that's not fair... all the monsters there are really pretty and are so motherly and kind and flirty... it's unfair to put an area like this right next to the spawn point...

>> No.45857330
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>>45857310
It's a trap for 'heroes who are really strong but get flustered easily and don't know how to talk to girls.' That's the consequence of starting with a low CHA!

>> No.45857332

>>45857310
it's the lowest level adjacent area

>> No.45857336

>>45857310
Just don't go in, LMAO. There's not even any treasure, just cheese samples at the end, no reason at all to enter unless you've already been swayed by the smiles and cow boobies. I swear people wander in there because they want to retire early.

>> No.45857384

>>45857330
"Touch the cow" girl is really cute when she's not being sexually aggressive and the full scale of her tits can't be seen.

>> No.45857392
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>>45857293
Hags will experience a moment of insecurity about their relationship and decide to remedy it by 'making him addicted to my body and scent forever'.
Damn older women...

>> No.45857399

>>45857230
This year I'll be drawing a lot of mge though. Mostly cait and dormouse.

>> No.45857415

>>45857293
>addictive pheremones
>anons who sneak into hag bedrooms at night to get their nightly huff of erection-inducing brain-melting relaxation-encouraging mature lady scent before sneaking away in the morning
damn young men...

>> No.45857418
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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

>> No.45857433

>>45857418
I love Trolls, and I don't mind an extra slimy one

>> No.45857437
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>>45857418
Oh no.

>> No.45857446
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45857446

The music that plays when she searches the cosmos for (You)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZc-jyYVNo

>> No.45857460

>>45856855
I need to become strong to tame this cat

>> No.45857462

>>45857446
What am I doing out in the cosmos?

>> No.45857467
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45857467

>>45857418
I love oiled up or sweaty women
Slime is fine too

>> No.45857471

>>45857418
A combination made in heaven.

>> No.45857473

>>45856855
she must knead really well.

>> No.45857474
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45857474

>>45857460
just open a tuna can

>> No.45857494

>>45857462
This might come as a surprise to you, but you are in fact a monkey on a spinning ball. This ball is located in the cosmos.
Don't look it up, you'll end up on a watch list.

>> No.45857501

>>45857474
Kinda woman you ask to open pickle jars just to see her muscles bulge

>> No.45857524

Never relax around hags

>> No.45857531

>1k posts
Just kill the thread already. I want out of the hag thrad.

>> No.45857534
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45857534

>>45857474
No, I want to assert dominance or my ego will suffer

>> No.45857540

>>45857524
Enjoy the experience of old flaps of skin, sagging tits, and weak, flabby arms.

>> No.45857558
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>> No.45857574

>>45857494
There is a giant ball there. And evil apes. And the evil apes are dukin' it out on the ball. You're one of them. It's basically all just evil apes dukin' it out on a giant ball.

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>>45857574
How evil are the apes?

>> No.45857598

>>45857590
I dunno--they did steal the last image, though!

>> No.45857599

>>45857590
they blew up the statue of liberty

>> No.45857623

>>45857598
I remember way back I snagged it with a cait and some anon was bothered enough to delete his image and try to replace it.

>> No.45857640

>>45857462
>anon takes a job moving boxes on a long distance cargo ship
>but the captain takes a detour into an uncharted system
>a cyclops teleports on board and attacks the ship, bringing it down on one of the planets
>anon was able to reach an escape pod, but is now trapped on a planet full of monsters
>all he has to defend himself is his work equipment and whatever he can scavenge from the cargo crates

>> No.45857690

>>45857623
That's some crazy delusions you're coming up with, mick! Better luck next thread

>> No.45857731

>>45857524
I'm going to spawn in hagvile and secretly start the rumor that the latest fad is just wearing blue jeans with visible tongs and nothing on top, covering their massive breasts with just their hands

>> No.45857757

>>45857731
>covering their massive breasts with just their hands
That sounds impractical, they should use their hair instead. Short-haired women just have to deal.

>> No.45857767

>>45857574
I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpanzee. You'll never make a monkey out of me.

>> No.45857780

>>45857767
Chesh bait.

>> No.45857867

>>45857599
Good, all gifts from the french should be returned with malice.

>> No.45857955

>>45857867
Fuck you, ape

>> No.45857971

>>45857731
>wearing blue jeans with visible tongs
Oh man, I just love that skindentation that forms where the jeans and the exposed hip goes, plus imagine the extra fold with the tong, and the extra softness of a hag body on top
Jesus Christ I got too erect thinking about that

>> No.45857975

>>45857524
Relax around lolis. It'll be a long while before they let you take a break so better use that chance now.

>> No.45857984

I will americanize all hags
Pants will rip

>> No.45858065

>>45857975
Lolis are too insipid to pose any threat. Pretend you can’t understand them and they will get bored, aimlessly wandering off.

>> No.45858075

>>45857867
>*returned with Alice
Ftfy

>> No.45858078

>>45858065
if you stay perfectly still they can't perceive you

>> No.45858086

>>45858065
Idiotic take from a man virtually BEGGING to be covered in chocolate syrup and thrown to the Gyaru Sabbath.

>> No.45858114

>>45858078
Remember not to touch them, or their Baph won’t let them back into their nest.
>>45858086
>loose socks
Aw yisss—
>lolis
Ruined. Why chocolate syrup?

>> No.45858132

>>45858075
You know what they say about buying Alices from a french store.

>> No.45858140

>>45858114
>loose socks
>Aw yisss—
>lolis
>Ruined.
This. Fortunately, regular gyaru can easily be found outside of convenience stores and near karaoke bars.

>> No.45858149

>>45858132
They’re addicted to wine and cigarettes like all French children?

>> No.45858172

>>45858149
No? Wtf?

>> No.45858177

>>45858140
Easy to find in the wild. Follow the rainbow colored puddle into an alleyway!

>> No.45858189

>>45858172
They’re smug and covered in onions and butter?

>> No.45858208

>>45858189
What is that even supposed to mean?

>> No.45858216

What chatbot version?

>> No.45858224

>mamono game show where an unmarried human man and some mamono are dropped in a labyrinth
>if the human gets caught, his catcher marries him
>if the human escapes, he gets a cash prize
>no human managed the prize yet

>> No.45858234

>>45858208
>he doesn’t know
These are stereotypical views about the French. If it makes you feel any better: American Alice is fat, stupid, and mindlessly follows anyone who has yellow cake.

>> No.45858249

>>45858224
>the minotaur from the first episode is still lost in there
>treated as a roaming stage hazard

>> No.45858256

>>45858224
I was picturing legends of the hidden temple for some reason

>> No.45858257

>>45858249
>the minotaur from the first episode is still lost in there
>>no human managed the prize yet
Is the man just trapped there as well. Or do they just live there toghether now?

>> No.45858266

>>45858234
Also, mustard. I think she just likes yellow food.

>> No.45858280

>>45858257
>Minotaur gets equally low IQ man
>they’re still lost in the maze 5 seasons later
Pottery.

>> No.45858297

>>45858266
She thinks it’s some form of corn, probably.

>> No.45858308

moron minotaur trying to work out her brain by tying weights to her horns

>> No.45858334

>>45857640
>Possibility of Precipitation

>> No.45858370

>Stand still and vanish before French Alice
>”Hide and seek again, oni-chan? So jejune.” says Alice
>One of the straps of her camisole hangs loosely as she smokes clove cigarettes.
>She calls for you as she wanders “Le pew pew? Le blasto?”

>> No.45858389

>>45857640
I wish I crashed on one of them Subnautica planets. Just me, UMI DA, the tropical sun and all the mermaid pussy I can tickle out of the shallows

>> No.45858460

>>45858389
you must fertilize all the eggs

>> No.45858474

>>45858370
It's either a weird reference to the movie Leon, the professional or I don't get it

>> No.45858475

>>45858460
>fertilizing an entire deserted planet worth of horny mermaids.
Truly an epic adventure.

>> No.45858502

>>45858308
worlds dumbest cow

>> No.45858505

>>45858216
Chatbots are dead.
https://litter.catbox.moe/9nxx5q.png

>> No.45858506

>>45858475
You have to go deeper.

>> No.45858508

>>45858502
That would mean there are minotaurs smarter than that.

>> No.45858521

>>45858508
hakus are minotaurs

>> No.45858536

>>45858389
Just remember that there's a 99% chance your ship will land in the dead zone and you will get mobbed by ghost leviathans.

>> No.45858541

>>45858521
Haku is haku, and Mino is mino. They are not the same

>> No.45858543

>>45858474
No, but best monster for Leon?

>> No.45858547

>>45858541
haku is a mino subspecies like holst

>> No.45858553

>>45858543
Baph.

>> No.45858557

>>45858547
holst is a subspecies of mino
mino #1
mino best
mino always win
human is also a subspecies of mino
all monsters incuding the DL is a subspecies of mino

>> No.45858563

>>45858543
Young New yorkaise kiki

>> No.45858565

>>45858547
Yeah minos specced into being smart and fat, respectively.

>> No.45858574

I will hunt and kill Zombies.

>> No.45858579

>>45858553
>>45858563
But Leon said “No children.”!

>> No.45858587

>>45858579
Yes, he will train her and nothing will happen until she's in her twenty

>> No.45858588

>>45858579
Yeah, but he hung out with Loli Portman way too long for him to be 100% honest about that.
Besides, Miss Baph is way older than him anyways.

>> No.45858612

>>45858587
>all of the crime scenes are thrice as clean as the surrounding area

>> No.45858626

>>45858588
>the milk will never make her grow
Same ending, but with extra depression!

>> No.45858627

>>45858574
If you don't take out the lich then she'll just keep raising more.

>> No.45858637

>>45858627
i'll take the lich out on a romantic date

>> No.45858639

I will hunt and assassinate my upcoming wife in Kunoichi style, go live in a secluded village with her, and enjoy the small village life

>> No.45858651

>>45858612
Hitman in MGE means taking down someone with demon silver

>> No.45858658

>>45858637
>all of the dates are at Weenie Hut Jr’s >because necromancy is for weenies

>> No.45858695

>>45858651
>Agent 47 gets raised with a barcode tattoo
>only incapacitates targets
Boooooooo. Wouldn’t watch/10. Give me back my money. Booooo.

>> No.45858709

>>45858695
It's fiction. If you want a real gun you just have to use your Imagination.

>> No.45858711

i'd like a fatassed wight to ass-assinate me by smothering me under their pale cheeks

>> No.45858737

>>45857640
>a cyclops teleports on board and attacks the ship, bringing it down on one of the planets
What happened to the rest of the crew?

>> No.45858742

>>45858709
>Hitman pulls a Tentacle out of his jacket and she turborapes the targets
Don’t thank me, thank rape.

>> No.45858755

>>45858742
Tentacles exist to rape monster girls. I'm not big into the idea of being the guy who goes around throwing tentacles and then just leaving but you do you.
and yes, the tentacles are sentient.

>> No.45858769

>>45858639
>random dude beats ninja at her own game
Hmmm….

>> No.45858774

>>45857090
>Hating on older women
Older women at least know what they want and how to get it.

>> No.45858785

>>45858774
big talk for a lonely lady

>> No.45858788

>>45858774
>how to get it.
Clearly only the theory of it.

>> No.45858791

some fungus (read hatter) can live for thousands of years.
now that is one mature mushroom!

>> No.45858806

>>45858791
ms slime was around before all that newfangled multi-cellular life

>> No.45858810

>>45858791
Dogs only live ten years.
You can get a virgin undead dog harem in your nearest pet cemetery. Lucky you.

>> No.45858819

>>45858810
i don't wanna get married
in a pet semetary

>> No.45858852

>>45858791
>massive mega milf mycelium mammaries and even massiver ass.jpg

>> No.45858863

>>45858755
Tentacles are a best at getting respect and fear from monsters.
>massive Ogre tries to bulli anon
>”You can’t stop these guns, meat!” she says while flexing
>uh oh those are some swole guns
>anon pulls out a Tentacle half the size of the Ogre
>the Ogre is bound in seconds
>another two tendrils get intimately familiar
>at her mouth and the back of her loincloth
>Tentacle giggles cutely as the Ogre gags and squirms
>”Cranky monsters need medicine. Time to touch tentacles~” she says, tapping the tips of two tendrils together
>Ogre’s eyes widen as she learns to be a useful member of society

>> No.45858871

>>45858769
>ninja's target walks into her trap without ever suspecting that he was a target or that there was a trap
There's a line that separates the amateurs from the professionals, but then there's another line that separates the professionals from the experts.

>> No.45858890

>>45858742
Thanks, rape! You're the

>> No.45858895

I wish I can post a picture of a cat

>> No.45858902

>>45858895
You can still make cait sith the next OP. I believe in you.

>> No.45858907

>>45858895
You can always use catbox, although prefferably use liiterbox for that stuff unless you need to share stuff again.

>> No.45858915

does wonderland have bathrooms?

>> No.45858922

>>45858915
Monster girls don't shit unless it's for fun in the bedroom.

>> No.45858926

>>45858871
>walk into trap to lure the ninja out to taunt me
>it was to lure her into my own trap and now were both dangling head down from our ankles
I should planned this out further

>> No.45858927

>>45858922
where am I supposed to shower and shit then?

>> No.45858928

>>45858871
>anon normally has a trail of rose petals to his bed and lit candles in his room
>Kunochi leaps through the window
>she thinks she’s been outmaneuvered by some 4D chessmaster
Many such ca— no. No, it’s even weirder now. Not very common at all.

>> No.45858929

>>45858895
Catbox it!
https://files.catbox.moe/b7wk9r.jpg

>> No.45858944

>>45858895
https://litter.catbox.moe/ma47ow.png

>> No.45858948

>>45858927
You don't either. They take that away from you with the mana so you have more time to just cum into them. And you will smell like sweaty sex all the time anyway so showers aren't needed.

>> No.45858954

>>45858929
Now I want cheezburger...

>> No.45858959

>>45858948
>Can never get the smell of chesh tits or hatter butt off me
fuck

>> No.45858970

>>45858927
If you noclip out of wonderland there's a chance you'll end up in the poolrooms.

>> No.45858991

>>45858948
Akaname master race confirmed, waifuing anyone else makes you a permanent stinko.

>> No.45859004

>>45857599
good riddance

>> No.45859005

>>45858929
Oh yeah it's caturday https://files.catbox.moe/v1eci5.jpg

>> No.45859043

>>45858927
Rivers and bushes, respectively. Wipe with sticks and rocks, it was good enough for your ancestors.

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