/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

>>45829226
The obvious steps are to get a lineup of cute undead waitresses together with her anon, and then use the more dextrous undead as help for the kitchen.
It would obviously have a gothic theme, probably with a couple of special dishes that are horror themed. Her and her anon would be the main cooks, coming up with new experimental dishes on the fly every month.

>gacha op image
art-fairy-vomit.jpg

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6870712

Hijacked gachaspammer thread

>>45829369
If you care so much then make a new one.

Let there be dragons.

>>45829347
No nonsense wight sous chef to keep her ambitions in check so that they don't get sued too often for "experimenting" on the customers with new dishes

>>45829379
You're right, a real new thread should be made because this was made by the raiders.

>>45829393
Ah yes, the push and pull of a shy and introverted lich who's desire for experimentation and finding new dishes contrasts her personality; against a selfconfident and very extroverted wight that keeps it real and grounded so that the business can stay profitable.
And their poor anon who's eternally trapped in the middle, trying to fullfill their wishes, both for the restaurant and in bed.

Report it and make a new one.

I believe in fox supremacy.

Remember when I said there's a corrupt janitor working with the spammers in the last thread? He was literally camping the catalog on behalf of his raid discord friends and almost instantly deleted the real new thread.

https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

I love undead that give back to society with proper work

>>45829437
Just make a new thread and let this one rot. I would do it myself, but for some reason my ip-range is blocked from making threads.

>>45829447
I just did, the raid discord plant literally deleted it in 5 seconds or so.

>>45829419

set and done >>45829454

>>45829445
It's okay for zombies to be lively.

>>45829422
https://youtu.be/ln7Vn_WKkWU?si=KBQtMxqo_fQ6XBDp

They keep deleting them, >>45829437
anon is right.

>>45829472
Maybe soon we'll be able to get rid of the bad parts of the OP ;)

>>45829452
Deleted so fast not even archives like warosu caught it.

>>45829472
God, what a fucking mess this is. And i still can't be convinced this isn't some falseflag attack and the OP deleted it himself, so i'm going to make a new one and see.

>>45829463
It's okay for zombies to give birth to my children

>>45829437
Now this just sounds like shizo cope, but I also want it to be true since it would be really fucking funny.

I'm not even sure what this is but it's great

>>45829504
Move.

>>45829437
Yeah I've noticed we have a new janny who keeps fucking with this thread for about 2-3 months now, I'm going to complain about him on that form

>>45829497
There are no limits when it comes to this thread.

Well, it seems this is the thread we have to use.

What a day.

the thread was killed fuck

>>45829562
Fuck that. Just report this to feedback.

I think janny just did a clear out of this thread of the raiders.

so hags are perfect for this time o year
they are very warm

>4chan has the potato pest
>/monster/ has the mexican schizo with shotgun moderation
MGE wiki discord gets more appealing by the day.

I have a feeling today is going to drag a bit.

Had a dream about doing things with a chubby Troll. Might revisit my Troll story with another chapter.

Well, I tried.
Janny, if you're gonna start paying attention to /mgt/, at least keep the furcuck away this time.

>>45829589
>shticord server
>one that is moderated by the aforementioned /monster/ schizos to boot
Are you just joking or are you literally retarded? I'd sooner make our own altchan than to stoop that low.

>>45829635
The mexican is just a mod on the server who misses half the shit that needs deleting. They self moderate very well. But the mexican owns /monster/ and treats it like his personal playground. You can get banned for there for the silliest things.

>>45829608
The Desert Region has reached Oceanos?

>>45829635
I assume this is part of their unending push to centralize everything they can.

>>45829646
Considering they are heavily inspired by Egypt, they always had some kind of access to the sea.

>>45829586
Coaxing them into revealing swimsuits in the summer is also nice.

>>45829548
No matter what some say I bet zombie milk is delicious, after all there's nothing more refreshing than ice cold kefir

What's this? A new thread? Better post a kej!

>>45829747
>zombie milk
That's just joghurt.

>>45829664
true but its always better during the winter to hug and stay very close to our hag gf since they are so damn warm

>>45829589
>MGE wiki discord gets more appealing by the day.
Now THIS is some hardcore cope. Imagine complaining about about mexican schizo and saying you're gonna go to the place that he treats like his personal playground.

>>45829751
is it called kefir tho?

>>45829816
The bunker is his playground you silly goose. The server is mostly fine.

>>45829338

>>45829846
Indeed. It's fine as long as you walk in the light of the lord, brother.

>>45829751
I want to drink the yoghurt from the source

>>45829860
The chinesed baphofag owns it. You're fine as long as you don't hate cunny there.

>>45829867
You're not helping your case.

>>45829872
Fuck off, cunny hater. You stink like potato.

>>45829865
Same anon, same.

Piltia is cute.

For your safety, hug yetis before they can hug you

>>45829867
>Hey guys, I think pedophilia is wrong
>Insta banned
Hmmm

>>45829846
>>45829867
It's all the same schizo clique and I'm not even irish. You are a massive dumbass if you think they won't turn that place into another asylum just like their chan. Not to mention shitcord circlejerks are fucking AIDS.
This sounds as dumb as when an idiot used to shill bunkerchan as the "comfy" alternative to /mgt/, if you just don't look at their meta thread.

>>45830061
We don't need to discuss this further. Just report the bad actors like always, and give https://www.4chan.org/feedback about moderation

>Anon accidentally joins the nyakuza

>>45829589
the irish fear the mexican

>>45830084
Are those actual fish or fish shaped cookies? Pastries? I'm so confused

>>45830084
At this rate the school is just going to become clashing grounds for the mafia. The Nyakuza, Mofukuza and the Twin Oni gang are all vying for control of the rest of the unaffiliated men. No boy will be spared. Who can save us?

>>45830115
Taiyaki, probably.

>>45830099
Krakenbro has it good.

>>45830061
There's also another bunker on capybara, but they enable the potato pest are a bit more lax on heresy.

You belong in a garbage can.

>>45830185
she looks like she smells like cat piss

>>45830185
GARBAGE DAY

>>45830190
If only we could all be so lucky!

>>45830185
What's with that big metal ring around her neck?

>See cute ocelomeh lounging about on a rock in the sun
>She hasn't seen you yet, and her scant clothing and gorgeous body draws you closer
>Holy shit, look at the size of her tits! They're plush, big as melons and even when she's laying on her front you can see them spilling out from underneath her
>And holy shit, look at the size of her ass! Her loincloth can barely contain her ample, doughy cheeks.
>She's gorgeous. Her mocha skin glows in the sun. Her tail waves lazily behind her, creating a false sense of security that lulls you in. Her body is spread like a muse, inviting you to simply gaze at her. It's a lazy atmosphere that tricks your eyes into thinking there's no danger in simply drinking her wonderful form in.
>You inch too close
>BIG STRETCH
>The soft but forceful impact of her butt rocketing to the sky knocks you flat on your back.
>Her head snaps to face you - a moment of confusion flashes across her face, before it is quickly replaced by a very smug grin
>You're not sure if it's more embarrassing if she knew you were there the entire time and let you get that close, or if she just claimed her husband by a completely accidental stretch and her curves are simply that much
>Either way, she playfully scoffs at you before laying back down and resuming her nap... ontop of you

>>45830185
How do I stop devil bugs from invading my house. They've been at it for years and there just seems to more and more of them.

>he's already back to spamming
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

have we ever gotten the DL's Opinion on rape

>>45830222
The demon lord death abyss thinks rape is bad.

>>45830222
I think she doesn't really care as long as it results in babies.

>>45830123
You could try to seek shelter with the student council (the ones who havent been bought out or supplanted, at least) But they are sure to demand favors for protection, like keeping your grades up and attending the study sessions

do you imagine you will have monster girls as friends like people beyond your wife(or wives) you talk/hang out/do hobbies with, or do you think platonic relationships with monsters that aren't your wives isn't worth it.

>tfw ywn be a delinquent and fall for your wurm geology teacher

>>45830292
What kind of question is this? Why wouldn't we have monstergirl friends?

>>45830292
the fox wife is great, but ms. anubis and ms. gremlin are perfect to fill the last two slots in the four person gaming party.

I'm hungry, what can your wife cook?

how it be

>>45830409
yes, they are hags
Anna Marias go to is bolon de verde

>>45830412
yuki-onna should take responsibility for giving men colds

>>45830372
heard things in the past that implied people wouldn't want to associate with monsters that they dont plan to fuck

>>45830469
what is this creature

>>45830487
A weather wurm.

>>45830281
I'm gonna fluff this rata's tail.

>>45830123
Officer Kot is on the case.

>>45829644
The ben10 thread was extreme cringe.

>>45830372
Jealousy

>>45830409
Meth

>>45830372
It's just that usual weird incel vibe that pops up from time to time
>do you want to engage with women you don't plan to fuck?
Of course the answer is yes because even if you cannot fuck the married manticore she will surely let you shove your fist into her tail to try it out.

>>45830473
As long as I do to have to worry about unexpected marriages I'd be more than fine with it. A gremlin or Titania friend sound like a great time for a few hours a day, but I couldn't marry one, friendship makes interaction possible anyway.

>Hippity Hoppity
>Your heart is now my property

>>45830704
Wait no, I need that to live

>>45830755
Just take hers

>>45830696
simply friendzone the monsters
they'll respect your boundaries

ANONBEGREENING - is kiki's hair fully braided, or partial with some loose stuff?

>>45830620
>she will surely let you shove your fist into her tail to try it out
That's for her husband only!

Babu fox.

>>45830696
It's all fun and games until you find out that Mrs. Ushi has a daughter.

Biggu fox.

>>45830888
Will seeing this at your front door convince you to pay taxes?

>>45830904
Even smol they instinctively desire soft, fluffy tails

>>45830902
https://youtu.be/pE-AuPE4Edg?si=ESPy9iWqVDY19yOw

>>45830902
No.
But i'll take the big fox anyway.

>>45830902
>don't pay taxes
>they send a fox to my home
It's like they don't want me to pay taxes at all.

>>45830902
Can I pay with my body?

>>45830877
>>45830904
>>45830937
>>>/vg/

>>45830941
Dont accept the IRS fox, she will make you pay taxes

>>45830973
Too late anon. I will accept the IRS fox and i will become an outstanding citizen that pays his taxes like a responsible adult after she fills my head with fox propaganda. I will pay the mofu tax, and i will like it.

>>45830968
nuh-uh, according to the new janny, chink/korean gachas are peak /jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45830902
I talked it over with the missus and she said that in the old days she burned entire countries for lesser insults and she dares you to do your worst.

banshee wurm goes {; w ;}

>>45831034
Remember how these threads got moved over from /a/ all those years ago? A janitor or mod that personally disliked us went rogue and started intentionally helping shitposters attack us, and then used the threads being full of shitposts as an argument to kick us out.

No reason whatsoever I'm bringing this reminder up right now, just a coincidence.

>>45831068
succ worm goes ;D

anon can you please stop huffing my hats

>>45830968
i can understand calling out the blue archive characters, the halo is like an advertising watermark.
but if you dont know who yae is then you wouldnt know where that character is from.
so i gotta ask: do you spend all your time staying caught up on gacha characters or something?

>>45831119
A hatter would never say that to her husband.

>>45831119
Her body language is telling me to keep huffing her hats. What shal i do... Decisions, decisions.

>>45831125
Go take a look at this thread with warosu or archived moe

>>45831125
NTA but that's a weak comeback, Yae gets spammed in every fucking thread here, hard to not recognize her at this point.

>Treating your bapho like a child
>Not lewding her because children should never be lewded
>Depriving her of her smokes and alcohol because that's for adults
>Enforcing bed time and curfew for her
>Every the step of the way she attempts to lewd you but never succeeds.
>Desperately tries to convince you she's an adult

>>45831149
Not just here, but spammed absolutely fucking everywhere by the virtue of being from popular chinese gachashit.

Spring can't come fast enough

anon what's wrong you haven't even touched your cake

>>45831219
Too busy playing banjo Kazooie

>>45831219
Playing vidya sorry

>>45831152
Man I wish I had a baphomet

Undead hours.

>>45830208
Get a Kiki.

>>45831320

>>45831219
ms.hare has a larger cake....

If you play your cards right, you can turn 1 dormouse into 10 in just 1 year! And in 10 years, 100 dormice!

>>45831125
That's what gets me. The only JRPG I've ever played is FF14. I don't know what literally any of this shit is, but I like the higher quality stuff.

>>45830862
Partial braids, maybe just a few loops, because her hairy ears can't braid so theyd look odd if all the rest was braided.

Reminder that if a monster girl has hair covering both of her eyes, do not give in to your curiosity and move it aside so you can see her face. That's when she'll strike.

>>45831336
If the infestation is growing he could be getting raped in his sleep. It's possible it's already too late for him.

>>45831365
Don't tell me what to do.

>>45831360
Holy fucking shit you're such a lying faggot it's unreal.

>>45831362
Well, damn. Yerb and I guessed and moved forward with a full braid.
How does this look? There's a thick braid off-screen.

>>45831365
I have an intense need to breed Sadako now, I'm not sure I could resist.

>>45831068
Incorrect.
There may not be a key for it but all wurms go some variant of :D

>>45831401
so make the face for a banshee wurm then

>>45831360
I'm going to have to call bullshit on that.
And it stops being 'high quality' when its the same character spammed day in and day out.
The other gacha girls don't get a pass either.
Boat foxes being one of the more obvious examples.

>>45831416
The answer is obvious.
Banshee Wurm is =D
Its just :D with tears.

Get yourself a wife that can do magic

>>45831435
Dance
Dance magic Dance

>>45831435
Could not agree more.

>>45831435
me and the wife both think that magic is for nerds, we both just grab rocks and toss them at our enemies

>>45831435
>>45831445
Can't all mgs use magic?

>>45831422
I don't interact with Japanese culture outside this thread. It's not my rodeo. Believe what you want, but like cute art. Especially pink-haired foxes.
But moving on.

if you build it, she will come (and be cute)

>>45831493
>I don't interact with Japanese culture outside this thread
The chinese garbage that you spam isn't Japanese, retard. Go shit up /vg/ instead of forcing your presence on /jp/.

>>45831389
Yes, thats fine.

>>45831422
Is Yae even posted that much here? It seems like Genshin isn't posted that often compared to Azur Lane, Arknights, and Blue Archive.

Gremshin impact

>>45831542
>Is Yae even posted that much here?
Yes.
>It seems like Genshin isn't posted that often compared to Azur Lane, Arknights, and Blue Archive.
Who gives a shit? It still doesn't belong. Hell we even have conformation that the mick spams that dogshit so why the fuck would anyone want more of it?

>>45831542
Which one is the one with the short hair cow girl?

buy corn

I love my baphomet

>>45831508
>"Behold! My Lewdinator! And I will convert every human in the entire Tri-Realm area!

>>45831555
>short hair cow girl
Sideroca? That's Arknights.

>>45831569
Dr G forgot to reverse the polarities of her nudeformers and unfortunately channeled an entire tri-realm areas worth of lewdness into her one very small body.

>>45831435
Yes.

>>45831542
She's a favorite alongside that one small elf/fairy looking girl.

>>45831576
>Sideroca
No thsts not who im.thinkiung bout

>>45831395
I've always had the overwhelming desire of making an undead give birth to a healthy boy

>>45831591
>Window shatters
>Puala the Papillon?!

>>45831614
Poor gremmy... forced to dress as a garden gnome (the type with beards, not the big handed ones) to scare off greenworms

>>45831611
Sturm from Granblue Fantasy?

Don't let the succs and butts fool you. It's a cow ruled world, and you're just living in it.

>>45831655
I made this post.

>>45831663
>giantess
>>>/d/
wrong thread

>>45831663
That's a big cow.

>>45831671
>Spergazoid
>>>/out/

>>45831663
Big cows are docile, right?

anybody wanna post the francises we CAN post?

>>45831677
He's only slightly wrong, you belong in >>>/trash/

>>45831671
Sabbath post.

>>45831684
>francises
There is more than one France?

>>45831684
I recommend practicing the lost art of lurking more and lurking before posting, it will solve any issue you have regarding the thread.

>>45831684
All depends on which member(s) of the Autism Guard is on duty.

>>45831645
That's the spice
Now to spend the next three hours jerking to her

>>45831693
Truly a realm of nightmares.

>>45831663
>When you're fucking her missionary your head is nestled in-between her breasts
This is the perfect size for a big girl.

Cat (Crime)

>>45831693
Through ze magic of demon realms? Oui. Many wights, many guillotines, it is a wonderful place.

>>45831705
I swore cats hated water.
Then I went to the tropics.

I enjoy fluffy tails no matter the source.

>>45831711
The least evil Tamamo

>>45831685
No, I belong inside cow.

>>45831684
MGE (within reason)
Monster girl doctor
EMG (conditionally)
Uma musume
that one catgirl grom outlaw star
monster girl versions of yugioh cards
physically inhuman touhou characters

most of not all of this is time dependand as some people hate everything

>>45831716

>>45831684
The francises you say?

>>45831726
Inside cow, on cow, under cow, on top of cow, next to cow, just give me cow. I don't care if they're "basic."

>>45831755
Thats a weird looking drake.

cow supremacy

>>45831709
>Many wights
Maybe i should consider moving to one of these "Francises".

>>45831766
See, she's knows what she's doing despite that expression.
With how small the elevator is, it would be highly unlikely for her to miss Anon.

>>45831770
She had to back into the elevator, that's how she missed him.

Why does a fox need so many ears?

>>45831757
You can never have too much cow.

For me? Any type of cow is good: fight cow, smart cow, cow cow. All the cows are good.

>>45831794
All the better to hear you with dearie.

>>45831794
Because she's actually a rock.

>>45831779
>>45831785
Cows must be ambush predators that wait for men to be in the elevator.

>>45831710
Nowhere is safe from cats.
You will be found
You will be Tommed
You will be happy.

>>45831797
I'm not a fan of fight cow, but I love smart cow (second favorite MG) and cow cows are also nice. Also, I now want to see holstaur Cao Cao, fuck you.

>>45831530
Great. Good chance it's done Friday!

humans share 90% of their dna with cats and only 80% with cows.
udderly ridiculous

>>45831701
Big, soft girls that can manhandle you easily are the best.

>>45831389
>>45831829
Murlock, if this is you, i(Maxwell's Daemon) dropped a comment on the story, responding to yours, so you should get a notification. Do let me know if you need any more details, and thank you again for all your effort.

>>45831852
i share 100% of my dna with snakes.
i share my cum.
that's my dna.
the dna is my semen.

>>45831797
When you try to get drink straight from the tap but the milk comes out with such force that you have to pull back but she she pushes your face back in

>>45831870
Cows can be dangerous when they want to be!

>>45831880
More like when they aren't cared for properly. Imagine letting your girl build up so much milk pressure that it's actually unpleasant. Always milk your girls at least twice a day, fellow cowfags!

>>45831852
I don't think those numbers add up

>>45831886
A healthy relationship with a cow involves you milking each other multiple times a day.

>>45831852
Pull on the demonic cat tail.
Surely there is no way for this to go wrong

Rape the maids.

Give maids below inflationary pay rises

>>45831862
Thanks for the heads up!

>>45831901
Ah, yes, the milk cycle.

>>45831996
Kiki pay is always inflationary because it results in swollen bellies.

>>45832043
kiki's savings are going to be eaten away by inflation if she doesn't invest in shog enterprises

>>45831862
Having trouble visualizing the dress and want to be as clear as possible. So her human half has a nice, form-fitting black dress with no sleeves that extends down a couple segments with holes for her insect legs? How far down her insect body does it extend and can you be more clear about where the frills are?

I'm going to choose violence and speak in phonetically consistent English to a Hakutaku.

>>45832092
The form fitting part ends where her human part ends, at her hips. After that it turns into a wider? skirt. Something like this, but longer, and not as wide, and the frills start. lower. practically imitating the boundary between her human half and her centipede half.
https://litter.catbox.moe/xa7xfv.webp
The holes are only for the legs on her upper half, the ones on her lower half are covered by the dress.
Artistic rendition provided here https://litter.catbox.moe/1qcdyi.png

Chubby Troll. Extra Jiggly Troll. Plump Troll. Buxom Troll. Incredibly Submissive Troll. Violating the Chubby, Extra Jiggly, Plump, Buxom and Incredibly Submissive Troll during an incredibly forceful and passionate lovemaking session.

Slender Troll. Extra Fit Troll. Toned troll. Flat troll. Incredibly dominant troll. Getting violated by the slender, extra fit, toned, flat and incredibly dominant troll during an incredibly consensual and relaxed lovemaking session.

>been married to hellhound wife for a while
>initial joys of married life included rape at breakfast, rape at second breakfast, rape at lunch, rape at dinner, rape at midnight snack
>now only occasionaly have the rape
>instead the joy comes from the silly things
>sit between her legs and rest your head against her chest, her mane of chestfluff tickling the top of your head
>paws come up either of side of you, then gently press into your ears
>"Squeesh." she says in a soft voice
>paws come away, then back
>"Squeesh."
>paws come away, then back
>"Squeesh."
>sound muffled for a moment each time, like how your ears feel when you dip your head under water. head is filled with noise of her pawbeans crackling
>"Squeesh."
>tufts of black paw hair temporarily obscure your vision. her coal coloured pawbeans squash around your face in a possesive way, you can see the crackled but soft texture on each one
>"Squeesh."
>smells good. she's been using that paw lotion you gave her - the one you frequently get to massage into her paws yourself. the scent isn't overpowering, and melds well with her normal smoky self.
>"Squeesh."
>loving, possessive, hot, steamy, pelvis shattering hellhound sex is good
>"Squeesh."
>but beans are also pretty nifty
>"Squeesh."

>>45831684
Can't, you how upset they get when you do

I'm gonna go to Hagville with my lawnmower and offer to mow hag lawns for money. Since it'll get hot and I use a push mower only, I'll have to take my shirt off when it gets sweaty while I'm mowing. I'm gonna see how long it takes before a hag can't control herself and goes crazy over me.

>>45832239
You have like 5 minutes until the first hag you work for snatches you and makes you hers, so choose your first job carefully, it might be the only one you do for the rest of your life.

What can you call a no-hat dark mage. Or, what can you call a dark mage who specializes in a specific element? (Fire, Wind, Water, Earth, etc.)

I'm going to pay a visit to that Kejourou's barbershop after neglecting to get it cut after at least half a year!

>>45832256
>What can you call a no-hat dark mage.
a disappointment

>>45832256
Well, I guess you and your off-topic shit under weak pretenses were the last missing piece for this thread

>>45832170
That helps a lot, thanks!

I'm gonna go to Zoomerville with my lawnmover and offer to mow parents' lawns for free. Since its Saturday morning and I have a cold drink while driving my mower, its going to wake up the teenagers sleeping in late. I'm gonna see how the annoying Pyrows and their friends enjoy tasting their own medicine of loud sounds while sleeping.

>>45832226
i dont wanna be pawsandwiched

>>45832268
But how will I know when I get there?
And how will I know when to leave?

>>45831737
>MGE ( Within reason )
Nigga this is primarily the MGE thread. The only ask is that you don't be a faggot.

>>45832350
>don't be a faggot.
Guess who you're replying to then, anon.

Pyrow bully is the worst. First she makes fun of you because you're a virgin, and then taunts you into having sex with her.

>>45832340
>But how will I know when I get there?
Pretty hard to miss to signage, I think.
And how will I know when to leave?
You'll leave after the haircut is finished and you've paid. She likes to take her time cutting hair so you might be there for longer than expected.

>>45831737
And Birb maido from ISR as she's the only non-whore girl.

What are your thoughts on the latest crisis in MGC?

Every time I'm going home from my job at Kikimart, these snotty, shitty gyaru Sabbath monsters come and make fun of me for being nearly 40 and still being a virgin. I want their harassment to stop! I deserve more respect than that!

>https://youtu.be/tHy68XvSNMw?si=qoHQKAXpg3Qdj1ZH

Uhh.... Weird scifi Scylla??????

>>45832418
Then stop being a virgin.

>>45832438

>>45832405
We've all gotta start from somewhere
It's right there for me
The possibilities are never ending

>>45832438
Why don't you and the monsters mind your business? I'm perfectly fine being a volcel or whatever you kids call it these days. I'm not afraid of some shitty lolis I just think they're annoying.

>>45832418
Anon, those Gyaru have frickin' Blockbuster cards. I guarantee it.

>>45832466
How did they even learn you were a virgin to begin with?

>>45832466
Yes, Eros hotline, i found a type c here. Yes, he's presenting all the symptom, and requires immediate intervention.

>>45832466

im going to throw cheshy under the bus

>>45832409
we need to curb that wurm problem in MGC
there are too many and too single
they are wrecking hell on this city

>>45832226
Imagine her delight at all the specialty shampoos and conditioners, Hellwan wife will be the envy of every snooty fox at work.

Portals any day,trust the plan

it is a man's right to walk home alone at night mgc without being accosted by fairies

>>45832438
No, I don't think I will.

>>45832593
But that's illegal!

Someone needs to call animal control, the ferals are everywhere and it's only a matter of time before things escalate

>>45832447
>baalbuddy
Unfunny trash

>>45832564
Any day could be when we're all over 70 years old.

>>45832564
I'm putting my money on augmented reality. I will see my waifu on my bed.

>phoenix arrives to earth from the mamono realm she was born in long time after the portals opened
>she's so eager to get a husband and has always known her fated soulmate was from earth
>when there she goes to a mystic and looks into their soul seeking orb to find their one and only
>she sees an old man sitting in a wheelchair watching television
>blinks her eyes a few times, thinks the orb might have messed up but the mystic assures her that it is showing her soulmate
>phoenix literally cannot fathom this, she feels so disappointed and cheated, like fate has played a joke on her, she was hoping for a fit, muscular young man
>regardless, she goes to the old folks home where he's at and the Witch nurse shows her to him
>phoenix introduces herself to him but it takes a few tries for him to understand, he thinks she's a baseball mascot at first
>dude is 89 years old and utterly senile, almost deaf and blind and keeps falling asleep every few minutes, just wastes away in his wheelchair
>phoenix is annoyed but decides to stay with him from now on since he's her fated soulmate
>spends her days watching television shows with him and wheeling him out to get some sun, playing checkers with him sometimes and helping him eat and change clothes since he can barely even lift his hands
>the more time she spends with him, the more he seems to become more self aware and conscious, she's the first face he's been able to remember in a very long time
>he endears her all too much with his stories of the good old days he never runs out of to tell her
>eventually, phoenix realizes she enjoys spending time with him, even if he was an old fart that's nearly gone, after a whole year and his 90th birthday when she brought him a cake and amused him lighting the candles with her wings
>one day, he's in the nursing home bed and completely unresponsive, she stays at his side at all times
>tells him she'll be with him to the end and beyond, swears to him they'll meet again when he reincarnates
>he surprises her by speaking
>and tells her he wants to live an awesome life like the one he did again, but next time, with her there
>passes on a single tear, and then passes on himself
>she doesn't cry, but smiles

Would Mamono mana turn a cumsock into a subspecies of Ittan momen?

>>45832635
>soul seeking orb

Never expected something from one of my stories to be referenced here.

Cute greentext

Best mamono to play poker with?

>>45831152
clicking ms bapho into her carseat

>>45832715
and then ?

>>45832757
Put calm, mildly up-tempo children's music on the car stereo, and drive at reasonable speeds to Day Care!

>>45831797
ALL the cows? You are missing one from your list.
SPIDER COW.

>>45829338
Guys I am not very verse or well informed in politics or serious world events. By why are various Ren Xiongmaos, Jinkos, Kakukens and college professor Hakutakus from Mainland Most Continent so furious and butthurt with the recent Eastern Cathay/not!Taiwan election results? So far I have dared ask them since for the past hours or so they have been angrily ranting in their native tongue all while I can barely understand them saying "One Mist Continent poricy!!" Why are they so upset bros?

>>45832799
Shut up and take your trash somewhere else.

MY EXPENSIVE CLOTHES

dorklims wish men wore heart boxers

Pyrows wear men's boxers and wife beaters instead of panties and a bra.

what would mgs think of UFOs ?

>>45832795
luv me some spider cowe

>be me
>be dying in desert
>water's ran dry in my bottle
>about to passout from exhaustion and perish
>see small purple dot on horizon
>must be a mirage
>...
>it's not a mirage, it's a person
>a saviour!
>sure she might be 20ft long and a snakewoman, but if she's moving that fast then she must be familiar with the dunes
>and that means she's come to give you save you with water, right?
>why is she taking her top off?

>>45832823
Really it's your own fault

I really like the idea of atypical Eros girls.

>Eros Lich
>Eros Ocelomeh
>Eros Malef Dragon
>Eros Hellhound
>Eros Ushi Oni
>Eros Vampire

Something special about girls going full on Eros Power when they're normally the opposite of Eros girls.

>>45832910
Eros Dryad would probably just be a cherry blossom tree that's always in bloom

>>45832910
You can't just dye their hair pink and call them an Eros variant

>>45832795
I considered them, but canonically they're not beastman or part of the minotaur family. They're bug mamono and part of the arachne family. They just happen to have some cow-like features. Though if you want to include them, I won't protest, but they won't show up on my list of cows.

>>45832910
EROS ECHIDNA

>>45832910
orchid mantis

>>45832922
>Always preaching about love and coexistence between monsters/humans
>Lovey dovey with their husbands. Cuddles are mandatory!
>Heart pupils
>Pink
I think it counts!

>>45832922
i willl
although aggressive mimicry behavior is acceptable too

>>45832914
My Eros Kej story idea just got more interesting. Thank you for the idea.

>eros again
my chesh is a proud follower of the chief goddess and isn't doing it just to troll her

>>45832910
Magus_Anon has an atypical Ushi-Oni in this story:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48890131

She later makes a cameo here, too:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52534426

I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH USHIS.

How can monster girls compete with robo waifus?

>>45832935
I'll offer myself up to her food if it means saving the lives of dormice.

>>45832985
whenever i want to cuddle her i tell her a logic paradox and she goes limp in my arms for a minute or so

>>45832945
Well, I'm glad I was able to help that along then!

>>45832992
I have mine draw AI slop. She's such a good artist!

>>45832910
Eros Minotaur with a giant pink ax

i tried watching monster musume.

>Getting blue fired by hebi because another girl said "hi" to you
>The girl was the cashier at the store checking out your groceries

>>45833134
Should have taken the self checkout line instead of talking to that HUSSY, you manwhore.

>>45833134
Sounds like a week stuck at home in order to protect you from WHORES
Better than the time a girl brushed past you and hebi burned down a park

>>45833037
Millia rage gave me a hair fetish and this dumb mamono amplified it

I still believe that when I was a kid it was my crush on Sailor Mars that became the starting point for my current kejourou obsession.

>>45832910
Just about the only interesting prospect on there is Ocelomeh.

>Hebi bumps into an Anon at the coffee shop
>HE IS THE ONE
>follows him home and stops by regularly to learn his patterns in between work at the shrine
>finally a month later, the day arrives
>she slips under her cardboard box and sneaks up to his front door
>pops open a flap to pick the lock
>sneaks into his bedroom
>wtf he's gone
>meanwhile across the city, Anon is staring at her empty bed wondering why her routine has changed suddenly

>>45833256
I love it. They're perfect for each other.

>>45833256
since her tail is so long he could be peeking at the tip of her tail around the corner while she loops around the other side to watch him

>>45833281
I bet they'll try again next time, only find that their own bed is empty instead. How long can this back-and-forth go on for?

>Anon and Hebi pull a sneaky and sleeps in each other's beds
>both decide to play ebin pranks on their target
>Anon gets home and notices his bed was made
>he never makes his bed
>checks under the blanket
>snekpantsu
>Hebi stares in shock at her messy bed when she gets home
>she always makes her bed
>checks under the blanket
>boxers

>>45833378
One day they'll just pass each other and not even realize it.

>>45832274
Do you ever even post anything relevant to the thread or do you just bitch and moan? Seriously all I ever see your sore ass do is mini mod and do nothing and never once do you do it with relevant posting or even an on topic picture accompanying your posts.

Succs 2 succ

>>45833407
that sort of duplicitous behavior is even more disgusting, so uh, to each their own.

>>45833407
>posts non-monster girl
>assmad when told to stop being a faggot
Why are you like this? You're as retarded as the fag who kept posting Fire Emblem boys for some gay reason.

>>45832256
Pyro, Aero, Hydro, Terramancers specifically. Or Elementalists if we're being really pedantic and go by Cross' definition since typically the magic used for manipulating specific elements is from contracting with their respective elemental mamono.

>>45832564
4 weeks... again...

>>45832564
4 weeks... again...

>>45833436
>Posts Kitsune
>Not monster girl
Get a load of this boya.

>>45833506
>playing dumb now
Okay

>>45833224
>wants long hair
>doesn’t go for clumsy moron, leggy shit taste, or schizo vee
This is why you are a tsun addict. At least you don’t type like the sempai who broke best girl’s heart.

>>45832910
Reminds me of this
https://pastebin.com/C4cjSL1D

Self care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

>>45833515
Nah, I don't especially like tsunderes and I barely remember the actual character or show. I didn't watch it that much.

>>45833498
in the year 252525 the backwards time machine still won;'t have arrive

>>45833531
I thought that got nuked.
>>45833534
Odd for a formative crush, but okay.

>>45833592
Autism works in mysterious ways.

>>45833514
I'm playing smug. You're playing forum mod.

>>45833592
>I thought that got nuked.
No that's 4Binz :(

>>45833618
This cat seems rather... drippy

Rape does not feel good.

>>45833625
Yeah, I meant the original. It wasn’t nuked, oddly. Fucking pastebin.

>>45833658
You sure she was doing it right?

>>45833670
I've never been raped and I never will be. Rape is NOT right and something that isn't right can never feel good.

>>45830825
pyrow bait

>>45833670
She probably skipped Rape 101 in school

>>45833600
Mysterious enough that you don’t like fire grils? Or mikos, for that matter?

I will never duel a Salamander or a Lizardman

>>45833658
did you try turning her off and then on again?

>Is this yours?

>>45833711
the fire mamono are okay and I like miko outfits well enough. I guess it was a small crush in retrospect.

>Is this yours?

>>45833658
that's right if it feels good it is not rape.

>>45833813
maybe it's just a thorough ravishing

>be anon
>be sleeping
>bogey sneaks out from under the bed
>bogie sneaks out of the cost
>kunoichi climbs in through the window
>other kunoichi climbs in through the other window
>nightmare shows up however they get in
>they all look at each other like what are they supposed to do now

>>45833797
Fair enough. Leggy extraverts with bad taste in men retain a minor place in my heart. It didn’t hurt that she could kick ass either. Electricity never became a thing for me.