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>testosterone: 1/32tsp borax
what the fuck

Curing anal prolapse at Dr. Eirin's clinic!

Why do I need parasites?

>>45830772
You need the boron, anon, borax would only be harmful if you swallowed the whole box

Moon quack

>>45830789
Its for cleansing them, everyone has parasites already, the issue is getting rid of them

>>45830793
Eirin, I am very sure boron has no real biological effect.
Now I'm starting to doubt your methods, as much as I don't mind the paizuri therapy I still maintain that my balls are fine without it.

>>45830807
Well its a suppliment, you can do just fine with the other recommendations. Boron is good for creating free test in the body which is good for fighting inflammation, and borax being a primary source, doesn't mean its the only source

Embracing alternative and unproven by modern medicine methods!
Committing gross negligence of medical duties in the Lunar Capital!
Getting sued by tens of patients who were under your care!
Threat to your medical license!
Escaping down to Earth to an ass-backwards land were the wonders of modern medicine aren't known yet!
Finally free to supplement Borax to unknowing male patients!

>>45830966
I guessed the THC would have been the line in the sand, but I was wrong

>>45830765
i would like a special treatment for a little incel problem...

Stupid doctor, we just had an Eirin thread.

>>45831005
Its always good to check your health regularly

>>45830765

Thank you Eirin very cool. Gonna make sure to eat more red onion.

>>45830765

>>45831262
Just note borax is only suggested if your T levels are low, its not even needed for most people. EDTA, Niacin, iodine, and vit C are generally what will clean out your system from most toxins and that I would highly recommend for anyone, even if they are healthy.
>>45831289
I can bump my own thread

>>45831326
Grrr, sexy smart granny mocking me with those punching bags on her chest, how dare she?

>>45831326
I need to lower my test, seriously. I'm valding before 30 and my doctor is already telling me to keep an eye on my heart and prostate health along with some other thibgs I jotted down somewhere.

>>45831485
Don't listen to them anon, pump it through the roof, feel alive. They just want you to be an obedient little man who does as he's told and aspires to be a normalfag, (((this))) is just the first step.

>>45831485
Isn't that a thyroid issue? Go take >>45831326 what I suggested and some magnesium+zinc, easily cured with that and high protein diet

She isn't that hot to be honest

>>45831953
Oh my, a case of wrongitis.
Take these glasses and look again.
If that doesn't work, we may have to amputate the head to prevent the spread to other parts of the body.

>>45830765
Boiled meat? Are you torturing yourself? Also under the hair/skin section I assume part of it is meant for hair loss prevention/reclamation because of the mention of microneedling/dermarollers. So I'm wondering where minoxidil and finastaride are. They're the best treatments for hair loss by far. No way Eirin would not mention these things.
>>45830966
Anon she's the smartest bitch on the moon and is part of the reason for why it's even there in the first place. I'd trust her over the s o y ridden medical ''professionals'' who are too busy getting bought out by big companies to do any real research. Hell she was certainly the one who created the moon's medicinal and scientific institutions, but they prboably degenerated when she was away studying by herself. If you keep spreading such slander you will not receive any medical attention from Eirin-san. Not even prostate massa-I mean prostate check ups. You don't want prostate cancer, do you?

The human body is such a fragile thing, if such complex maintenance is required to stay functional, its no wonder that youkai dominate humanity in Gensokyo. Youkai can only prey upon meatbags.

>>45831326
Embarrassed Eirin is wonderful.

Miss Eirin, I've had the extreme misfortune of living next to a steel mill for about 30 years. Every morning, the streams of sunlight glitter with the metal dust in the air all around me. Is there anything I can do (besides moving away) that might give me at least another 5 years before I get some flavor of cancer?

>>45832449
Not to worry anon. Iron isn't dangerous to injest in the slightest. It's even added to your favourite brand of slopflakes in metallic form to boost nutrition.
Inhaling it may be problematic though. Buy a respirator with particulate filters if you care that much.

>>45830765
Had she ever grew a cock in a lab?
Or perhaps she always had one?
Perhaps she concealed it?
Perhaps Eirin wasn't a futa, but was a man?
Perhaps Eirin wasn't even humanoid?
This woman's origins are shrouded in mystery.
How can you trust her pills, when for all you know each next pill just brings you closer to something horrifying?

>>45832533
Suspicious!

>>45832449
Not Eirin but you can just go to Gensokyo and get treatment. Eirin-san herself is a god so just pray to her and she'll teleport you there. Or she can mail you the medicine.

>>45832180
I lost my initial reply, boiled meat preserves the protein from being burned from grilling (even if its my favorite cooking method), the hair treatment depends, those are good methods since they are not chemical and generates calligen for the hair, minoxidil and finastaride are chemically created medicines and can have unwanted additives which can actually worsen the desired effect. If it helps you, thats great, but I prefer pure raw materials and creating the solution myself.
>>45832449
See >>45831326, the pastebins highlight is EDTA and vit C for chelating metallics out of your body, including carcenogenic crap in the air and water, zinc is antiviral and iodine is needed for the body to function optimally. After chelation, make sure to dose on copper and iron on your next meal since EDTA will strip those out too.

>>45832809
>I lost my initial reply, boiled meat preserves the protein from being burned from grilling (even if its my favorite cooking method)
At this point you may as well just eat raw meat if you're that concerned about not burning the meat, especially since boiling still burns a ton of shit besides proteins. Sounds crazy but beef tartar and sushi are socially and biologically acceptable. Just make sure you get meat from a good place that isnt dirty as shit and doesnt come from animals that are sickly. A tall order, I know.
>If it helps you, thats great, but I prefer pure raw materials and creating the solution myself.
This isnt nearly as effective (if at all) as taking drugs like finastaride that are specifically used for hair loss. Especially since the chance of a person getting side effects is very low and even if they do they'll likely be mild and the drug wont be in their system for very long. Id rather take this with guidance from my doctor instead of using ''natural'' materials.

>>45832890
Dang I forgot to get Eirin Fumo, I know what you mean, I also get my meat from the butcher, generally from a friend who raises cows and will just happen to sell me some. Very delicious and safe for raw consumption, but the ground beef (still not that bad), but I usually just cook the most parts of the beef cuts regardless.

>>45833087
Wow you are very lucky. Also get the damned Eirin fumo ASAP! Its well worth it. I had mine since 2021. My first fumofumo wife. My little baby doctor. I really need to clean her ...

>>45830765
Miss Yagokoro... My hyperweapon keep pointing at the heavens themsleves and deprive my brain form blood... I need a medical check please...

>>45835966
No need to roleplay

>>45837267
Roleplay what? This is a serious case and I am having a fucking headache over it! My heart can't follow over this bullshit. Result ; I am fucking dying! Jesus almighty, I wish he could give me schizophrenia so I wouldn't be alone at the hospital...

>>45832391
This.
The flesh is weak, embrace the blessed machine and put the youkai in their place.

>>45837534
forgot pic

>>45830765
please don't associate the brain of the moon with such brainless advice

>>45837464
Crying for paizuri again anon? Take some zinc first.
>>45837599
Supplimental nutrition is key to sustaining a long healthy life, your normal diet lacks the key essential vitamins and minerals needed for proper bodily function, which can result in physical and cognative issues. My stack is what I would honestly say is close to the hourai elixir in terms of purifying the body and fixing known issues, while being simple and cheap enough to buy off any bulk supplier.

>>45832533
Wouldn't iron excess cause damage, like with any other microelement? I recall there may have been a name for an issue with excess iron in blood.

>>45839101
Yes, it can damage your liver, since its having to work overtime taking out thw excess iron in your system that your body doesn't need

>>45830765
>12 eggs & boiled 1.5lb ground meat
I won't say anything about anything else because I know nothing about nutrition but I wouldn't wish this diet on my worse enemy.

>>45837552
Hilarious that the Ineptus Mechanicus would actually create yokai because of their retardation. They already support the machine spirits who really shouldnt even exist.

>>45839330
12 eggs is alot yes, start with 3, then work up to 6. I drink 6 eggs regularly now and I may go to 12 so I can start 24-48hr fasts with only water+iodine to drink.

>>45838065
please stop avatarfagging as eirin when you can't even spell cognitive right

>>45839480
She's an old woman anon, be a little more understanding ...

>>45831326

I hope to see more of you. I like being around health-conscious people. Going to post in this thread daily.

>>45839480
My mistake, posting while working will do that, I made the Eirin thread initially for a drawing on the OC thread, but decided it would be better to actually share the health info I use since she is the medical touhou afterall.
>>45839546
Thanks, actually keeping up with this and working out has been helping me strengthen up (also makes enjoying boobhus better).

>>45839546
Ironic you mention health-conscious but post Patche

Doctor, doctor, would you happen to know how to obtain cyanide?

prostate massage please

>>45840086
Not legally
>>45840223
And massage would be good