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i claim this thread for crabitalism

>Wakes you up by flicking her tongue in your face
>She enjoys your smell and taste
>Proceeds to give your face your daily morning tongue bath

>Why can't you just accept my love, human?!
Why can't you just accept that I don't want your love? Why can't you accept that I don't want love? Why can't you just accept I'm perfectly fine on my own, monster?

>>45817366
>Somewhere in the distance watching you
>"Hey girls, watch this!"

Yeah but what if a pile of cats though

>>45817450
Make it a p'orcs and we're in business.

>>45817450
LET'S GOOOOOO

>>45817461
lots of sweat and meat involved

>You took a wrong turn in the Pharaoh's palace, and it's Miss Anubis designated break time
>She's also in heat

>>45817450
Imagine the purrs.

>>45817366
Being tsun only makes her want you more.

Do not go into the bratty anon correction thread on /hag/

>>45817660
what if i go in the hag mm correction thead? i know those smug dark mages just need some good old spank on their big bun.

>mgs that can do all sorts of debauhed kinky stuff but still be turned into a flustered mess with a kiss.

>>45817718
It's very effective on succubi, demons and hags

>>45817718
That's basically every succ family monster, minus lesser succs. The more depraved it is, the more normal and accepted it is. The more vanilla and wholesome, the more depraved the consider it.
>Raw anal sex in the middle of a family reunion dinner: normal and accepted
>Handholding and eskimo kisses: depraved and illegal in public

Behold, the Cosmic Dragon!

>grapesnake tries to use dark magics to turn pharaoh into a snakegirl
>it goes wrong

>>45817718
>flustered mess
what does that mean?

>>45817808
She certainly looks like an acid trip

poor bun
she died lonely..... and came back

>>45817823
There is spaghetti everywhere.
The Italians are at the border

>>45817349
Be fruitful and multiply.

>>45817823
https://youtu.be/QZc4OpQqMV4?t=71

Shall I offer shiny foil to a black harpy, or shall I give the sleepy mouse a block of swiss cheese?

>I have come to believe that pornography is a sin, and lust is a sin. Moreover, they are an empty path. They don’t lead to happiness, because they are ephemeral. It may sound trite, but the way to happiness lies elsewhere. I don’t say this to damn anyone, or make anyone feel bad. I say it to explain, and even to encourage a change. I hope that we may all be coaxed by God to agree with this sentiment one day.
>My great fear is that I have led some of you to sin, or caused some of you to sin, through what I wrote. Maybe this is lunacy, or I am overwrought in my estimation of what I was capable of, but it is why my plea remains: do not read my stuff. I cannot obliterate everything I ever wrote; it’s out there, somewhere (and I don’t even know where), and I fear it always will be. But my plea is that you ignore it. Forget about those writings, and forget spidernon. Forgive me for the wrongs I have done you. And I hope in God that by His works He will reach each of us, and touch our hearts, and kindle in us a true joy in Him.
>PS. Victor is still sorting through all of this, so it’s going to take a while for him to get going on new things.
Where can I get the drugs that warp a mind so hard that you would go full christian, go scorched earth on your own entire library, but still cope enough to bang demon pussy.

>>45818028
there's a lot of broken people and they use different sorts of tape to piece the bits back together

>>45818054
i need a stronger adhesive to heal my wounds

>>45818063
have you considered the curative properties of milk?

>>45818028
I didn't saw the succ mussy part, where it is?

>>45818063
What I'm sayin is we got to legalize glue, man. It's got other uses that aren't just mind expanding

>>45818120
I smoked too much cement

>>45818138
>I do want to just say – if you keep it between us – that my VERY GOOD FRIEND Victor Warrens, who you could say is JUST LIKE ME, is going to write wholesome romance stories. I’m still processing how and what that means. I do want to keep writing.

>"Anon! Clean your room!"
>"You've got fungus growing here for fuck's sake!"
>Days pass
>Anon has not cleaned room
>It's finally the Day of the Rape
>Goes to store to pick up tendies
>Comes home to find pic related rooted and growing in his carpet

>go to the church of Eros
>mostly empty right now but a Houri deacon there
>tell her I want to learn about Eros
>she immediately pulls her skirt up and reveals her soaked panties
>the doors to the church all close and lock on their own
>mfw the fucking floor altar at the wall flips out and reveals a goddamn bed
I'm... I'm not prepared this!

>>45818248
>I'm... I'm not prepared this!
Few are to learn the ways of Eros. But you will be prepared.

What happens if I subscribe to a monster’s Onlyfans?

>>45817349
What has science done?

>>45818169
Well he is victor but why is he lying

>>45818317
You mean her Onlyfan? Each monster can only have one follower, and following the monster is a marriage proposal, so...

Did you know manticores are super intelligent? Probably not, cause your a dumb human, but they have an iq of over 150! They are so smart that they can tell you exactly what they ate for breakfast a week ago!

>>45818490
>They are so smart that they can tell you exactly what they ate for breakfast a week ago!
An imp?

>>45818490
Prime example of cores being borderline retarded again. Intelligence has nearly nothing to do with memory.

>>45818490
Can she tell me whats the answer to this math question?
∫ e^-x^2 dx

>>45818490
wow move over miss haku, miss manticore is the smartest cookie on the block!

What if the monster told you no when you proposed to her?

>>45818576
Slap her ass, call her a femcel and find another.

>>45818576
Begin training arc, ask again.

>>45818440
Is that what she told you?
I bet you think you are actually talking to her too.
Each baphomet account is run by a team of witches.

>>45818490
Yep... I think this is a clear win for manticores - the most superior monster.
Manticore 1000, other monsters 0.
Mantibest sweeps victory yet again (how can one monster be so strong, intelligent AND beautiful?)

>>45818612
You're just upset that I married a Dark Continent princess with a few mouse clicks and you didn't.

Fluff responsibly.

>>45818636
>>45818490
Sandworm beats manticores everyday of the week.

>>45818680
nuh uh!
Can she do this?

>>45818636
>>45818680
wurm beats all while doing nothing

I am but a lowly nobody with little money to my name who works a dead end job and is killing himself slowly with a bad diet. I am not worthy to be in the presence of a rich and powerful monster like Miss Wight or Pharaoh.

>>45818765
That right faggot, you gonna get a slut who has riden 300 dicks in college, turned into a succ thanks to mamonobanana. Enjoy.

Some quality new art dropped.

>>45818636
She's neither of this 3... she's nothing more than a lapcat

>>45818793
That's nice but you're in the wrong thread, take it to >>>/trash/

>>45818911

Dumb lizard.

>>45817349
Dumb lizard.

No succuvirus to help me fuck up the time-space continuum. Whyyyyyy?!

>>45818490
>mantisnores can remember everything the eat
Easy when the menu is entirely dick. Scare-failure and low IQ? Bat-cats simply cannot stop winning!

>>45819061
I wholeheartedly believe that a tail can be used to eat a lot more than dick. And those spikes? Those are actually pointed inwards so the prey gets an iron maiden deal.

>>45817349
I want a Nav style loli Ochi with tiny weapon

>>45818028
>>45818169
Actual schizophrenia on my 4chan? Egads!

>>45819081
she could probably fit a whole roast chicken in there!

>>45818028
Who said this then?

>>45819020
need me mommy automaton maid

>>45819122
Search for Spidernons blog. Should be first hit.

>>45819081
That’s gross and unappealing, respectively. But her insistence that I constantly act afraid of viagra spikes balances it out. Oh no, erections, how terrifying!

>>45819110
Lol.

>>45819100
Can't blame him. If you are in your late 20's or 30's and still testing the waters and trying to learn stuff, instead of having something you can say you are good at it, its over for you. The best way to escape mysery is to do charity stuff and become pious, because you'll not learn anything new on a competitive level at that point.

>>45819181
People like to try new stuff, anon.

>>45819181
van Gogh only started painting at age 27 and I'd say it worked out for him. The average age for a debut novelist is 36.
Well anyway, I hope I'll catch the God bug. Beelzebub is enough for me.

>>45819181
There are enough exceptions to age-halted advancement that show that’s no solid rule. Charity is fine, but piety in a vacuum is pointless imho.

>>45819181
The schizo part is inability to set the boundary between lewd fiction you made on the internet and your real life. Same like the baphfag rambling about jesus on twitter... on the same account that used to post porn of a loli demon.

>>45819204
I hope I'll never *

>>45819206
>on the same account that used to post porn of a loli demon.
And still does!

>>45817359
Genuinely unfuckable, worst mg ever

>>45819204
he was a starving artist his entire life and didnt reach any sort of fame until after his death at 37

>>45819251
And yet we all know his name and recognize his work at a glance

>>45819206
>>45819213
>based pedo jesus
Reaching Secret Gospel of Mark levels of schizocopium is an attainment in itself. Religoniggas tend towards absurdity.

maus post

>>45819262
I can't tell if it's real. I genuinely can't.

>>45818242
Taunting the matango by jerking off onto her until she's strong enough to unroot herself from the floor and rayp you

>Hey anon, stop looking down. My breasts are up here

>>45817349
seems like hebi really likes yoghurt

>>45819319
Stuffing hand warmer packets down the skintight latex suit of a space pharaoh so she stops being cold to the touch

>captcha: HAH YA

>>45819321
That's one very runny yoghurt. Looks more like glue.

>>45817808
Imagine her wrapping the wings around you and you are teleported into a cosmic dimension

>>45819272
I’ve met so many poorly versed in the fundamental tenets of their religions, that it all the contradictory insanity looks genuine to me.

>>45819331
Coming in from a cold winter day and groping your pharaoh wife with your freezing hands under her blouse. It kills me that I will never have this

can i interest you in my religion?

>>45818248
You got scammed anon. That's a Mara church. An Eros Houri would have taken you on a date before doing any lewd activities.

>>45819371
Fat hellhound ass is half of my thought process during the day, yes

>>45819345
>glue around mouth
Aussie hebi, eh? We should be happy she’s not huffing gasoline.

>>45819204
>>45819205
I always see these logic bending people who nitpick someone just to satisfy their stupidity.
>but he did that as XY y.o
>he's only 30 he still has time!
I can guarantee you every person who has this mindset, is the rule, not the exception.

>>45819206
It's more just he wanted to opt out from MGE fanfiction since its not monetizeable or heavily profitable. It's not gonna put bread on the table to be honest. Probably tried other writings too and that didn't do well either. But let's end these conversations, as we are getting way off-rail.

Need Moloch gf

>>45819372
He didn’t get blasted with a horse-cock p(ray)er. No true acolyte of Mara would skip that bedrock of her theology.

>>45819400
>it's impossible to achieve anything past age x
>what about all these people who did it
>NITPICKING
Dude grow up life doesn't end at 30 just because you're balding lol

>>45819371
does it involve sniff hellhound butt?

>>45819400
>its not monetizeable or heavily profitable
Yeah. That's it. He's in for the money. This whole tirade about god, sin and his responsibility is just a red herring. He's friends with other religious schizos like aux and puuyo as a joke as well.

>>45819371
I am praying as I type.

>muh aux
So that was what this derailing was about, as usual

>>45819400
This is a dumb take dude. 30yo isn't anywhere near too late to get good at something. Countless thousands learn to write or play an instrument, since, dance, play video games, art...
Sure, most of the won't become the best of the best, but plenty get good enough.
Hell, half the artists in the MGE community seem to have popped up within the last decade.

>>45819400
>expecting $$$ via MGs
Domo schizo. 30 isn’t a death-knell of possibility, but I’ll let the subject drop. The fake but sincere love religion is far more entertaining. The ridiculousness of Mara makes it moreso, she’s basically a fratboy. I like to think that Eros girls can still fall, but only to Mara. Eros & Mara are bffs so no one notices.

>>45819371
What's your religion?

>Aux?
>What the fuck are you talking about anon?
>How about you pass me the AUX cord instead you dummy

>>45819446
>expecting $$$ via MGs
You can do it.

>>45819458
DUN-DUN-DUUUUN
DUN-DUN-DUDUUUN

Dude, I just got home from a vacation at the hot springs, and these two dorks were hiding in my trunk. They seem sociable enough, but they keep saying they're my wives. What do I do?

>>45819449
the church of latter day pooches

>>45819458
I'd play in a monster metal band and be the token male member

>>45819464
Go play Lacrosse

>>45819474
How will that fix anything?

>>45819498
I don't know I'm in a panic

>>45819459
Fate isn’t really focused on monstergirls, it’s a crazy ahistorical salad of weebery. That said, Astolfo a best Alp. Anyone got the pic?

>>45819500
So am I. Now these little fuckers keep roaming the house naked and getting their fur on everything. I need to buy them winter clothes.

imagine shoving catnip up her tussy

>>45819459

Which mamono has the most kissable tummy.

>>45819471
You have THREE choices
>Token male member of edgy millenial metal band where you can't tell if they're ripping off Rammstein or MCR harder, the girls are all goths or punks
>Token male member of boomer classic rock band where you're
>Token male member of a pop girl group (you don't actually go on stage or sing or anything because you help with production and setup)

>P.S. Regardless of your choice the entire band of mongirls WILL shatter your pelvis every night, drunk as can be in the touring bus

>>45819536
This furball is probably the second best thing coming out from fate. The first is Medusa.

>>45819100
It's more likely than you'd think. T. Schizophrenic.

>>45819542
All of them, but especially the wife.

The Lim thought she'd snatch me up for all sorts of degenerate acts only to be turned into a quivering mess by a thousand soft kisses on her forehead and horns. Now she's my needy wife who whines when I don't snuggle her tight enough or kiss her cheeks just the way she likes it. All mamono are weak to pure love.

>Ya ochen rad, ved ya, nakonets, vozvrashchajus domoy

The anon thought he'd snatch me up for all sorts of degenerate acts only to be turned into a quivering mess by a thousand "good boys" and compliments whispered straight into his ear. Now he's my needy husband who whines when I don't hug him tight enough or call him "my favourite boy" or give him the snuggles just the way he likes it. All humans are weak to pure affection.

>>45819607
que?

>>45819637
Well, at least they managed to portal their 4mon posts to here.

>>45819531
Would smoke with a manticore friend
Why are those cats so goofy

>>45819637
>>45819604
Lim and her husband both think they've defeated the other. Technically, they have. They just don't realize they've also been defeated in turn. Their families lack the heart to tell them the truth because the pure love and affection they show off is so fucking adorable.

>>45819546
I suppose I'll take the edgy monsters. They need someone looking out for them

I like sad lonely hags

>>45819607
Zamknij mordę kacapska zdziro

>>45819546
>boomer classic band where you're
A roadie? A fan? I mean I'll take it as it has the highest chance of thicc monsters

>>45819664
This is a good end. MG gets defeated into a softer, more romantic waifu, while she defeats and corrupts her husband into a cute boytoy.
Though personally I'd rather be the one completely defeated and be her good boy. MGs with the slight predatory/dominant edge are the best.

Let the cat into your home before she lets herself into your home

>>45819868

>>45819536
Can foxes gain their additional tails by embarking on a path unrelated to magic or must they remain single-tailed if they want to be something other than a mage?

>>45819652
this isn't a cat

I'm looking for pictures of hugs from a monstergirl. Bonus points if the monstergirl is muscular and/or a beastwomen.

>>45819918

>>45819918

>>45819918
>>45819966
spooderhug

>>45819966
Ah, Vanadis.

>>45819918
I need to comm demon snuggles. This will be my late new years resolution. Something cute, but with lots of domme/sub energy.
Life is short and I refuse to go out never getting to see it.

>>45820045
There is this.

>>45820053
That's a tight hug.

>>45820053
Nice! Thanks. I like the energy and pose but definitely need a blueberry.

>>45820053
That's the good stuff

>>45820053
The anatomy of this is fucked.

>>45819607
She is never going to give you up, never going to let you down...

>>45818028
>>45819144
There's something in the water the /monster/ anons are drinking I swear. First puuyo and now this, what next medusaanon becoming a hardcore Mormon?

>>45817349
>Shamefur Dispray, the enemy has no Honor!

>>45820256
Atleast the christ larpers didn't contract the twitter/discord kind of brainrot. I should not have checked what some oldfags that stopped coming here were up to these days.

>>45820256
>bunkerschizos are obsessed with "discord troons" grooming unsuspecting young men
>end up grooming content creators into going full e-christian schizo mode
Ironic.

>>45819918

>>45819918

>>45820317
Regrettable but from what I've seen the "schizos" fears about that first thing were entirely founded.

>Join a monster girl grooming discord
>Hope I’ll get a wight hag to be my sugar mama
>Instead it’s just a discord filled with grooming tips and tricks
>Wine goat showing off how to get wine stains out of fur
>Hellhound telling her secret ingredient to get really ashy hair and fur it’s ash
>Centaurs sharing hair braiding tutorials
>Liches arguing which shampoo is best for washing zombie hair
>Cats laughing at everyone still taking baths and not cleaning themselves with their tongues
>Dragons in voice chat melting their mics because someone called their favorite scale exfoliator trash
>H’orc getting banned for constantly trolling people who take baths
>P’orc asking for help because she covered herself in baby oil and is now stuck in her bathtub
>Mersharks and mermaids fighting over who has the better scales
>Post dick pic
>Told to use less moisturizer
>Get banned for horny posting

>>45820451
Sure that happens, but the real scale of the problem is about 1/100 of what they think it is.
Same with the belief that the glowing ones are lurking every altchan in existence, because twotimesfourchan was struck 5 years ago for having actual domestic terrorists.

need more monster girls wearing armor

>>45820547

If monster girls were real I would blow a Mindflayer's head off with a 12ga shotgun. They are NOT allowed to live in my reality.

I want horse girls to be able to transform between a bipedal and centaur body at-will.

>>45820451
>>45820536
This quote ages better by the day.

>>45820654
You WILL get the tentacle inside your head and you WILL be happy.

>>45820668
Don't reply to me crossboarder retard.

>>45820451
>>45820536
>>45820668
Alright now you faggots can take a hike.

>>45820671
after i talked to her a bit my mind was changed

reminds me, does demonsilver have any benefits for being used as armor, like how demonsilver is good as a non-lethal alternative to normal weapons?

>>45820671
Kill ALL Shoggoths
Kill ALL Mindflayers
Kill ALL Atlach-Nachas
Kill ALL Nightgaunts
Kill ALL Wendigos
I will NOT become a monster boy
I will NOT be turned into a squid
I will NOT become a spider ass
I will NOT be turned into goo wings
I will NOT be turned into a DIFFERENT monster boy

>>45820730

>>45820783
BURN

>>45820730

>>45820797
No.

>>45820800
Disgusting creature.

Abyss poker night has been moved from friday to saturday because Mr Spider is having an anniversar with her wife.

>>45820800
damn she kinda cute tho

>>45820800
would squeeze

Doesn't Chaos girls turning you into a monster boy kinda defeat the entire point of MGE which is that NOT happening?

>>45820844
Disgusting tranny adjacent art. Fucking hate whenever this guy's trash is posted and the monsters look so fucking ugly along with having that yellow faggot self-insert in the image.

>>45820851
Don't tell him about incubization.

>>45820868
Oh! That's the thing harpies do with their eggs where they sit on them!

>>45820868
Not the same as becoming a literal slime boy or a spider ass where your wife actively discourages and shames you for wanting to stay human or even use a form that looks like your old human self. Everyone always calls Druids furries so how is this shit not at the very least the monster boy version of that?

instead of those nasty chaos monsters find yourself a nice, ordinary fox

>>45820906
>Spider ass
You become a literal spider, not just the butt part.

>>45820927
I'll kill that "fox".

>>45820927
Do I at least get to keep all of my liver?

>>45820932
so scary

Intentionally fumbling the fight against a group of p'orc brigands and becoming a h'orc sweatrag/stud

>>45820931
Which is worse. KC was out of his mind making Chaos girls and when he made Trumparts literal dogfuckers

>he doesn't want to become the wings of his waifu and take her to the skies
Dullard take.

>>45821049
I don't want to be a diet monster boy, no. It's dumb as shit and ruins the entire appeal MGE has.

>>45821049
The same contrarian as always. Pay him no mind, for he has none of his own.

Single father is seduced by his newly transformed Demon daughter as he vainly struggles against the inevitable.

>>45821105
Boarding school it is then.

strongfat monster girl

>>45821087
I don't think you know what a contrarian is, anon.

>>45821105
He should send her to live with her Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air.

>>45821149
Oni cannoneer brigade with big muscles and a love of drink, chubby porc berserker with a warhammer that uses their heftiness to get their way, or boisterous graded anubis that's used to getting hands their hands dirty carrying giant bricks themselves in the worksite?

>>45821105
I like the adopted demon daughter scenario more.

>>45821149
Oni cannoneer brigand with big muscles and a love of drink, chubby porc berserker with a warhammer that uses their heftiness to get their way, or boisterous graped anubis that's used to getting hands their hands dirty carrying giant bricks themselves in the worksite?

pillow made from shed down feathers of your own harpy wife

>>45817359
extremely fuckable. best mg ever

>>45821262
I just use the ones i pull from her tail feathers whenever i get too rough with her.

Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually be fucked in every hole by him.
Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ride his thick cock every night. She gets the benefits of his strong but sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuckquean. Think about it logically.

>>45821313
I do not care for incest.

>>45821157
Are you out of your damn horny little minds!??!

>>45821259
Neeeeeed

>>45821339
i'm sorry to impose it on you, but i really do care for incest quite a lot

>>45821313
Hags like these are way too powerful

>>45821366
Well I'm sorry for your awful childhood and rough relationship with your parents.

>>45821355
All of them? That's a lot of monster, anon, I'm not sure you gonna see daylight again covered in that much squish and muscle, between the anubis scheduling of "have someone fucking him AT ALL TIMES" and the sheer amount of immovable objects

>>45821406
no sane anubis signs off on that sorta schedule, people need breaks

>>45821406
>scheduling
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/679442

A demon challenges you to Rock-Paper-Scissors what do you do?

>>45821489
They've been graded, anon, all they know now is fucking, lift heavy object, fine architecture, and masonry

>>45821530
Nice animations, shit gameplay.

>>45821489
she hasn't been right in the head since she took an apophis venom dart for the pharaoh

>>45821530
Kill her.

>>45821489
They've been graped, anon, all they know now is fucking, lift heavy object, fine architecture, and masonry

>>45821556
You need to deactivate your autocorrect anon.

>>45821561
Poking the tiny hakutaku living in my laptop till it stops changing my words

So is it daily bitching hours again?

>>45821013
>out of his mind
Well they are called chaos monsters for a reason.

>>45821555
That's mean!!!!

>>45821546
>apophis venom dart
What kind of cowardly grapesnek does this? I hope that Anubis made her her bitch for this kind of play.

>>45819607
Russian language is gendered, so a girl talking about herself being very happy would say "ya ochen rada" as the verb ending -a puts it in the female form. Though in the other hand, maybe the sentence is from her Mastah's perspective, and so he's very happy that he finally returns home to his Kikimora wife
personally I'm more interested in the angry gremlin who constantly keeps reinstalling Шindows

>>45821353
What? Those rich folks could use a dose of lewd and I'm sure she'd love to drink OJ out of a champagne glass.

How to cure graped anubis?

>>45821729
You don't

>"Anon, I'm home!"
>"Mao... What a day. I'm so tired, Darling, you wouldn't believe it."
>"No, no, I'm fine. Just... c'mere"
>Demon wife holds her arms out for you - her normally emaculate suit is dishevelled and creased. Her tail lacked it's normal energy. Dark lines creased under her black eyes
>"Oh... god I needed this."
>Pulls you into an exhausted hug, placing her head onto your own and collapsing slightly into you - somewhat awkward given she's a few inches taller than you are, even without her trademark high heels.
>"Sorry, Darling, I don't mean to unload on you I just... squeezes you tighter and exhales I just really need to unwind right now. Could you run me a-"
>Squeeze base of her tail to interrupt her, one of the only ways to get her cunning mind to stop racing. As amazing as your wife is, sometimes she thinks too hard
>Tell her that you've already got a bath ready. You allow yourself the treat of watching her dull eyes sheen and red iris bloom
>"Oh... oh anon. "
>She pulls you even tighter into her chest, ignoring how it will crease her blouse and suit jacket further .They say demons have no hearts, yet you hear a happy thumping behind hers.
>"And is that..." she sniffs the air "no... you didn't..."
>You did. Her favorite stew is simmering on the stove.
>"Anon... you are such a fantastic..."
>She hugs you so tight and leans into you so much you almost trip - it's a wonder how her suit isn't tearing right now
>"You are such a wonderful..."
>Plants a kiss onto your forehead - a lightning bolt of mana shoots through you. You melt into her grip, now her the one supporting you. A magic-imbued, rose-coloured marking remains as a loving mark and reminder of EXACTLY who's husband you are
>"Such a good boy"
>You hate it when your wife has a stressful day at work, but you'll always be there as her silver lining

So what happens with demonic possession in the period of old DL to new? Say some bright eyed adventurer took an evil spirit into his body for power? Does the former evil turned monster woman split from him and Is given a new body thanks to mamono mana or does it hang around with him until it can possess a woman?

>>45821737
Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

>>45821729
Games and shows with sad or bittersweet endings.

>>45821729
you have to suck the venom out

>>45821737
*insert picture of wistful ryan gosling*

>>45821737
I need this now and forever. Portals can't come soon enough.

>>45821737
A man can only strive to be an Oasis of relaxation for his wife.

>>45821747
They cheat the rules and stay as an ancient evil that can infect other monter girls, freeing them from the curse and raising them as a new evil army to topple the world order through massive violence.

Reposting.

>>45821737
Intense wife pampering

>>45819918

>>45821747
You know how in Messiah of Might and Magic the protag has a succubus living rent free in his head? I'd imagine it would look something like that, and the resolution would be to either get enough mana to let her manifest a body from nothing, getting less mana but a complex ritual to tie her to an external vessel (like a doll), or merging with a woman who also likes the demon-infected adventurer, if you're into that sort of stuff.

>>45821812
Maybe being captured by Orcs wouldn't be so bad.

>Furshit AND gachashit all in one post
Impressive.

>>45821737
Seconding Gosling.

>>45821747
That is an interesting question.
So most of the mamono we have in the MGE don't really posses humans. Only exception being ghost and phantom. Stuff like roper and slime only parasitize. So, if the monster possessing the man is som sort of undead, she will probably be corrupted by DL mana and become one of those, leaving the man's bidy and haunting him instead.
It's unclear whether demonic possesion is canon in the MGE to begin with. Maybe that sort of monster might have not existed. But if we are to speculate, it's likely it would work like the mimicry potion, where she waits until the man attacks a woman, and then possess her, blending their soulds into one.

>>45821737
She didn't expect making him sign the contract would end up like this, but she has no reason to complain.
>>45821747
Ghosts are already a thing, so you just have a ghost wife now. But now that you bring it up, it's a missed opportunity that to my knowledge there were no mentions of a ghost entering her husband's body.

>>45821868
It's okay, you have some of the most pathetic quasi mommydom shit to balance it out.

>>45821868
Says the dude posting futashit

>>45821755
Not men, faggots and boys want that.

>>45821882
so like how cursed swords work if they are picked up by a man?

>>45821889
Ghosts are different. I mean like a Shonen thing like the fox from Naruto or the finger guy from that other new shonen. Like the entity is part of you and shares the body and not like something from Shaman King where it can just leave at any time.

>>45817818
dragon pharaoh is so cool!

>>45821901
Probably yeah.

>>45821390
well, i appreciate your empathy.

>writing contract with new anon husbando
> pretty happy
>Got all the standards in there
>pampering, kisses, sex. All the good stuff
>this'll be great
>anon just wants to make a few extra additions
>okay cool
>this is meant to be a "trick"but whatever
>he wants some reassuring cuddle time
>strange thing to add but okay
>and nursng handjobs
>fine whatever, you're not exactly picky
>about to sign
>sneaks in the ability to make you lactate on command
>eh?
>why couldn't it just be an easy guy who's happy with being tricked into being loved by a woman?

>>45821906
>grape seethes even more as her rival gets more popular

>>45821901
This is the only way cursed swords should work.
https://youtu.be/MpSPwCX5Yt4?t=3842

>>45821891
Thst has a dongus?

>>45821937
Lactating on command eems like a bit of an odd request, but it's an extremely easy spell to learn. You could probably have your wife lactate on command with pavlovian training.

>>45821804
this one is... good. god, this one is good.

>>45822013
Yes yes, the threads undying relationship with mommydom continues.

>>45821896
Yeah! Real men post about how desperately lonely they are on a /jp/ thread about fantasizing about your imaginary waifu, but, like... in a *manly* way.

>>45822034
Interesting

>>45822034
As it should

>>45822036
I want to sit on HER face!

>>45822106
Yeah! I- yeah? okay!

>>45822036
Everyone knows REAL men go to horny/ronery threads on 4chan specifically to proclaim their superiority because they do NOT need or want love or sex.
>>45822106
Honestly respectable, wish you a waifu who's into that.

>>45822129
>that pic
If she was a Troll I'm sold

I rejected Miss Anubis. She wanted to know why so I told her the truth. I'm racist.

I love you forever.
https://files.catbox.moe/66s2xb.mp4

>>45822106
Ghouls would be top tier for giving rimjobs

>>45822177
You failed as a white colonizer anon, now go back and colonize that foreign dog woman’s womb or I will get mad.

>>45822129
The most fun you can have in this thread is posting bad ends for girls.

>>45822221
Miss Akaname thinks that’s the good end. For you!

>>45822204
Monsters wish they could give men this kind of satisfaction that only mortal human women can

>You wake up comfortably nestled under her chin, and lie there blissfully until her breathing changes and she shifts against you.
>”Good morning, my Love.”
>Her lips press against your forehead and you look up at her in adoration.
“I could wake up to this smile every day,” she adds warmly, pulling you back close.
>She pets you contentedly. Her short, manicured nails dragging against your scalp puts you in a near-comatose nirvana. It was a weakness she had discovered early on and loved to exploit. Not that you minded of course.
>“Did you hear? A real pizza place finally came through. Not one of those fast-food chains that were so popular on the other side.”
>You drunkenly mumble something that could be interpreted either way.
>“…And I was thinking,” she begins as her hands slip down to caress your cheeks “that we try it for lunch.”
>Having partially recovered you happily agree. Pizza ranked high on the things you missed most about your old life, though it was a short list.
>“Good. Now why don’t we go get washed up.”
>Somehow you both manage to get through a shower together with minimal lewdness. Stepping out to brush your teeth with a towel around your waist, you’re startled at your reflection. A hand slowly reaches up to brush against a vibrant mark on face.
>“Oh, that,” she purrs, sliding up to wrap her arms around from behind you in her glorious nakedness.
Your towel falls to the floor and you shiver as a hand begins lavishing your lower half with attention.
“I’m trying a new product.”
>Her other hand reaches over the counter to delicately remove a small vial. With her wings and tail still around you she ends the assault on your body to focus on it, leaving you flushed with need but unable to escape. She removes the cap and slowly twists the base to reveal a rich, dark purple lipstick.
>You watch helplessly and wrapped in her body as she ever so slowly applies a generous coat and smacks her lips. Placing it back down, one hand glides up over your chest to gently grasp your chin. You blush, watching your reflections as she gives you a long smooch on the cheek. When she removes her lips to attack your neck you can see that another vibrant mark has been added.
>“It’s important that you remember your place,” she growls, leaving your neck with a light nip. “And of how much I love you.”
>Your blush deepens and you stammer profusely. She only chuckles. How could you go out like this?
>She spins you around to cup your chin and look deep into your eyes. The ruby depths are as endless as her love for you. She strokes your face with a warm smile.
>“Let them see. You’re loved, anon. I want the world to know it. Besides, they'll wash off in a day or two.”
>She leans forward to whisper in your ear.
>“But if you’re a good boy I’ll give you even more.”

>>45822221
>Wurm-chan digs too deep
>Ends up in hell
>Is hungry so pops into devil bakery
>Finds out they only have red velvet sugar cookies and no chocolate chip
>Cries about having to dig home on an empty stomach

>You wake up comfortably nestled under her chin, and lie there blissfully until her breathing changes and she shifts against you.
>”Good morning, my Love.”
>Her lips press against your forehead and you look up at her in adoration.
>“I could wake up to this smile every day,” she adds warmly, pulling you back close.
>She pets you contentedly. Her short, manicured nails dragging against your scalp puts you in a near-comatose nirvana. It was a weakness she had discovered early on and loved to exploit. Not that you minded of course.
>“Did you hear? A real pizza place finally came through. Not one of those fast-food chains that were so popular on the other side.”
>You drunkenly mumble something that could be interpreted either way.
>“…And I was thinking,” she begins as her hands slip down to caress your cheeks “that we try it for lunch.”
>Having partially recovered you happily agree. Pizza ranked high on the things you missed most about your old life, though it was a short list.
>“Good. Now why don’t we go get washed up.”
>Somehow you both manage to get through a shower together with minimal lewdness. Stepping out to brush your teeth with a towel around your waist, you’re startled at your reflection. A hand slowly reaches up to brush against a vibrant mark on face.
>“Oh, that,” she purrs, sliding up to wrap her arms around from behind you in her glorious nakedness.
>Your towel falls to the floor and you shiver as a hand begins lavishing your lower half with attention.
>“I’m trying a new product.”
>Her other hand reaches over the counter to delicately remove a small vial. With her wings and tail still around you she ends the assault on your body to focus on it, leaving you flushed with need but unable to escape. She removes the cap and slowly twists the base to reveal a rich, dark purple lipstick.
>You watch helplessly and wrapped in her body as she ever so slowly applies a generous coat and smacks her lips. Placing it back down, one hand glides up over your chest to gently grasp your chin. You blush, watching your reflections as she gives you a long smooch on the cheek. When she removes her lips to attack your neck you can see that another vibrant mark has been added.
>“It’s important that you remember your place,” she growls, leaving your neck with a light nip. “And of how much I love you.”
>Your blush deepens and you stammer profusely. She only chuckles. How could you go out like this?
>She spins you around to cup your chin and look deep into your eyes. The ruby depths are as endless as her love for you. She strokes your face with a warm smile.
>“Let them see. You’re loved, anon. I want the world to know it. Besides, they'll wash off in a day or two.”
>She leans forward to whisper in your ear.
>“But if you’re a good boy I’ll give you even more.”

>>45822177
>a-anon, whyyy?
>"NIGGER"

Sorry, I fucked it up the first try.

>>45822240
How is one mamono so perfect in virtually every way conceivable?

>>45822250
I was the one who ate all the chocolate chips and I did it right in front of Miss Wurm too and guess what I don’t even like chocolate chips I just did it to see Miss Wurm cry, that I am the prince of assholes!

>>45822266
I want a monstergirl to leave lovemarks on my body, mind and soul like this.

>>45822204
Bro I come here to get away from pain, not embrace it.

>>45822281
>>45822315
Me too, anons. Me too.

>>45822266
She planted a kiss mark on the contract when they signed, didn't she?

>>45822267
Imagine an Anubis trying to destroy my racism using her body

>>45822204
;_

Small foxes are very trustworthy.

>>45822281
>Big
>Blue
>Mommy
He couldn't miss. I'm especially enjoying this flavor of momdom, too.

light skinedn hellhound or dark skinned hebi?

>>45822414
I don't think either of them had "mom" energy. I don't mean to come out swinging, but not all domme are mommies, and many people aren't looking for it.
I think it falls under the broad gentle-femdom umbrella.

>>45822394
I want to feed one of her snakes a hamburger

>>45822370
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Demons are for maledom
>looks sinister but has high housewife aptitude
>(peacefully) defeated blue succ
>so many sensitive-looking monster parts to bully

>>45822291
Anon that’s how you get punished by the gluttony demons

>>45822490
perfect demons, truly perfect made to be bred

I don't care how much a Mad Hatter grinds her fat, panties covered ass against my crotch, I will NOT fall for her. I will NOT lose to a schizo.

>>45822520
Lose? What on earth are you on about, dearie? Are we playing a game? Oooh... I love games!

>>45822520
>Schizo
Eh... Actually, which mental illness is Hatter closest to?

All I need is a Creeping Coin.

>introduce neetLim to Earth vidya
>their vidya is all hyper sexual and the expectation is ours is the same
>walk into the living room one day and find her curled up on the couch bawling
>look at the TV
>max honor RDR2 ending
>back to the kitchen to make some brownies

>>45822642
>getting your dragon wife to play through the entirety of Drakengard 1 with you

>>45822453
Why only one?

>>45822642
Arthur would definitely end up with a centaur wife.

I'll go up to a Hebi and start stroking her hair and tell her she's a good girl. It will end well.

>>45822762
>furfaggot is here
well looks like the Mick is gonna show his ugly mug any time now

>>45822787
i'll just stare at her tail and when she asks i'll say "i was wondering what it felt like to be touched by those scales"
you know, normal stuff

>>45822809
an acceptable fate

>>45822809
>>45822818
Retard

>>45822762
Because it would be funny

>>45819458
>>45819461
WHOEVER WIELDS THIS HAMMER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL HAVE ALL THE POWER OF THOR
AND ALL OF THE THRASHING ROCKITUDE
OF THE METAL

Perverse exhibitionism in MGC is out of control! I am willing to introduce bold legislation in order to curb this problem...and I'll start with a law that doesn't excuse indecent exposure simply because of 'invisibility'.

>>45822830
>>45822830

>>45822846

Dorks.

>>45822920
>>>/vg/

>>45822834
It would be mean, unless you truly love that hair snek.

>>45823006
>unless you truly love that hair snek.
Well yeah that's why I would do it.

>>45817349
I swear to God. Monstergirl City radio stations are full of shit or are hypocritical or false advertisment. A monster girl radio station claims to play metal, heavy metal and metal only except they play Pop Songs and Techno-Electronica. Meanwhile Pop and Hip Hop monster girl stations claim to play Pop and Hip Hop, only for them to play earsplitting metal and Nu Metal. What's next? Order Evangelical radio stations claim to play hymns, holy songs and classic music and Opera but end up playing mainstream Pop songs and video game OSTs?

>>45822902
Neat party trick.

>>45821530
>throw out a rock
>she awkwardly changes her paper to scissors at the last minute
>tells you that you won and you now own her soul
>informs you that you both need to get back to your apartment asap because the moving truck is going to be there soon

do monster lands gave an official country name, seal, flag, bird?

>>45823305
they have rag on a stick

you're not getting away

>Behold, mortal! I am Lucifer! I am the Morning Star! I am the one who gives mankind freedom and liberation. I am your guide to enlightenment. I am your true master! I am the supreme power of darkness, created by none other than God Himself! Bow down to me!

How would you deal with her?

>>45823338
i bet lucy has calmed down since her rebellious teen phase

>>45823338
lady I don't care go back in the line and wait like everybody else.

>>45823338
I summon Jack Frost and cast bufula.

Man is yoinked into Zipangu where he finds himself in the middle of their Sengoku Jidai only to realize once he's deep into all those shenanigans that it's all a game played by the daimyo of the clans to satisfy the need for war, for the sake of capturing husbands, in an incredibly peaceful land and nobody actually dies.

>>45823338
for some reason the golden accents on the horns and wings made me think:
if an MGE angel is acting out in defiance of the chief goddess, would she break her golden halo and fashion it into horns?

>>45823338
Why do you type like a complete faggot?

>>45823390
seems unlikely

>>45823338
so lucy, wanna go out sometime, maybe go see the ken movie? or maybe go to the arcades?

>>45823338
Apologize for intruding and then leave to continue my search for Beelzebub.

>>45823338
No way fag

She's an expert in goudamancy.

Also dark mages and witches in mge are nice and I'm okay with them being considered mamono but I like it when other mamono go with the witchy look too.

>"Hey, hey anon! Hey anon! Anon! Guess what? ...Chicken butt!"

which is better, one mind with many bodies, or one body with many minds?

>>45823524
Neither.

>>45823443
i want more venefika

>>45823505
I'm going to have myself some spicy chicken thighs today