/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45825455
Take a walk into the garden of the sun carrying a sack of candy and find out

>>45825455
Fairies are friends and pranksters, it's just really fun to mess with you anon.

Protect the fairies, cherish the fairies!

>>45825455
Well judging by the image they're out there stealing dicks. I don't want my dick stolen.

>>45826112
More like, borrowed.

Procreate with fairies!

Damn fairies stealing my cum...

>>45825455
https://exhentai.org/g/1130796/efb82ee3b4/

Must lick fairy feet

You wouldn't fuck a fairy

Don't trust their childish facade. It's all a trick!

>>45829481
I haven't had a good laugh in a while, thanks anon.

>>45826057
Yuuka might be cute and willing to mug people for sweets, but she's a youkai not a fairy

>>45829605
Yeah but even if its yuuka that just means you get to feed the flower youkai herself sweets!

>>45825455
SEX, IS THE ONLY THING THIS MONSTERS CARE?!

>>45830728
Oh shit new kasose?
Man I love his penis bullying fellatio pics

Stop trying to breed them guys please, go back to human females

>>45833872
gross

>>45833872
Understood, i'm gonna mantain the human species

>>45833872
Why would I go back to something inferior?

Humans going extinct threatens youkai of Gensokyo, so I expect Yukari to step up and punish fairies at some point

>>45834262
Good, let thoses youkais suffer like they deserve it

>>45829605
The Garden of the Sun is filled with fairies, anon. Just because Yuuka likes the place doesn't mean she's its sole inhabitant.

>>45837886
Akyuu gets bullied by fairies there, too.

>>45833872
Don't tell me what to do akyuu

>>45837894
"Hello human, do you like flowers? I love flowers too! Do you want to play toge-"
"AHHH NO ITS SMALL CHILDLIKE FORM MELTS MY MIND WITH THE HORRID IMPOSSIBILITES OF REALMS BEYOND THE VILLAGE AND TIME FILLED WITH CRUEL POSSIBILITIES OF MADNESS AND TERROR. SAVE ME SUZUNAAN!"

>>45837894
Airborne onahole.

>>45837930
dive bomber onahole

>>45843019
she's got a target lock, i can't shake her

>>45837919
Funny... Someone should proompt an AI to write a recovered journal-style story from where Akyuu in a previous reincarnation goes out with a group of people to investigate some remote area of gensokyo, and everyone ends up going insane or getting killed within a few weeks, in the writing style of lovecraft.

>>45843648
Don't tempt the writefags now, we'll end up with a 200 page short story that won't wrap up for half a year

>>45843755
Optimistic, aren't we? Mine is only 122 pages long and hasn't finished in a whole year.

>>45843767
Rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up

Fairy thread, please don't die.

>>45837919
I smoked a cigarette and browsed the Bunbunmaru. A story about fairies, written by a tengu, talked about how fairies needed more semen etc. cetera. The needs of a fairy are endless. a fairy in every incident. a fairy in every fighter. nothing but fairy music for fairies and those who wish to be fairies. that is almost worse than being a fairy. at least a fairy does not want to be a fairy. a fairy does not want to be a fairy so badly they will danmaku everyone who is not a fairy just so they might not be reminded that they are a fairy. I was glad to be alone in my room, where no fairy had ever been. there are few places like this left in Gensokyo. cause the fairies regenerate we became the fairy's slave.
at night the fairies come out, brave in the absence of light, as if the Night were an accomplice to the fairies, lending shadow to the misdeeds of the imps. Beneath the luminescence of gaudy streetlamps the gangs of fairies, in feral fairy packs, would fly and howl, liquored-up on cheap fairy drinks and enthused by the scantily clad youkai. In the day these fairies were more docile. The tumult of the fairies grew tedious and I decided to leave, to walk perhaps to a place where no fairy ever went. To do this I needed to walk down the fairystained streets and wait in the bus overrun by fairies. Every fairy looked at me as if waiting for me to call them what they, as fairies, knew what I, as not a fairy, knew them to be. Most of the passengers were fairies or youkai. Each fairy stared at the other fairies with suspicion that infects every fairy due to the danmaku inherent in each fairy and no one knows what a fairy is capable of more than a fairy. that is why fairies always leer as they do, for fairies assume that everyone has a propensity for danmaku equal to a fairy's.
In the fresh blossoming night air after I had risen from the stench of the fairysoiled bus I felt a peace that can only be known when all fairies are absent. Perhaps this is why fairies are so disgruntle, they never have the chance to leave fairies behind. Perhaps these types of free and fresh nights are not available to fairies who must leer with fairyhate in their fairyheads and fairyhearts all the days of their fairy lives. But now the streets were clean, vacant of all fairies and the cacophony of fairies. I had come out of that fairy-Gehenna where the shikigami of the fairy loving youkai waste and writhe. I was lost in the coolness of a midnight devoid of imps.
It was almost ruined, knowing I would have to return to the fairies. Knowing that everywhere else, fairies were muddying everything with their fairywings and fairynotions. But for now there was the peace of no fairies.

>>45850370
High effort!

>>45850370
Ha, I'd want to read the collected rants about fairies the Heida clan have complied

>>45843755
It all starts with a simple prompt. They furiously masturbate at the thought, tarnished by an idea instilled. One post becomes two. Two posts becomes five. With engagement it becomes self sustaining, the readers spur and encourage the writefag on with more ideas and the plot grows more labyrinthine, opaque, poorly understood, and esoteric to all but the fags who were there from the get-go: and they still need a flowchart. By the end, like our Heavenly Golden Dragon God Emperor Star Ancestor ZUN himself, they forgot half the details in sleepless/drunken writing sessions.

>>45852917
Eventually even the flowchart will need a flowchart...

>>45858946
invasive, devilish fairies in overflowing numbers...
could such a force ever be corrected?

>>45858946
D-devilish fairies you say... Oh no, how could I ever prevent this from occurring haha... I just need to know how to prevent it in detail for uhh... so I can help prevent this haha...

>>45825455
Look at this fairy, and tell me in good faith I shouldn't take her as my wife.

>>45867285
Why stop at one fairy wife?

>>45866883
wow she's so powerful!

>>45825455
>Why are fairies such a great threa-
*PICHUUN*

you dont have the balls for it

creamfairies

>>45866883
Reimu is always such a bitch to the fairies. Was it ever explain why?

>>45889080
Fairies killed her grandma

>>45889146
my uncle broke his pelvis fucking an oni once.

>>45829481
Is Abe is in Gensokyo now?

>>45867677
I hate her

I love fairies, I want to befriend them and give them food and play with them. But why is it this one awakens my darkest desires?
God I want to chokerape her as she orgasm to death on my cock

>>45889518
That's what happens when you look at the torch

>>45889618
I think he was looking at something else

>>45889518
Her power is to make men go insane by making them unbelievably horny.

>>45898208
pretty common power for some reason

>>45825455

>>45825455
I can solve the fairy problem, if you know what mean.

why would a fairy need such a large and shapely ass?

>>45867677
Is that.... no it can't be....

You are somewhat protected from yukai
fairies are free to eat or rape you however.

How would you even defend your self?

>>45940854
>fairies are free to eat you
I'll give them pastries to eat instead.
>fairies are free to rape you
Why would I want to defend myself from that?

>>45940854
I don't think fairies eat people anymore thanks to modern nursery rhymes and children stories. They exist in gensokyo because they're embodiments of life and nature and are everywhere, or migrated there because so few peoples live among nature anymore.

paizuri

>>45825455

>>45942768
what the fuck

>>45942768
I didn't know fairies could get that big

>>45952482
Fairies are evolving (to optimize semen extraction)

>>45953585
In the worse way possible.

>>45953585
Oh good, I need a way to monopolize all the fairies for myself if they're starting to get tits.