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sneaky wurms

RADICAL SABBATH

>>45802212
What Wurms? There's just a guy, some rubble(?) and a cardboard box.

>>45802039
>Bogie on the other side says "もしもし、 ドンナです。"
Bogey?

P'orcer harem. That's what I need.
At least 5 p'orcs, but 7 would be ideal.

>>45802222
H'orc included, or just p'orcs?

>>45802226
Just p'orcs.

I just want to get isekaid into hagvile

>>45802219
No, Bogie. It was a reference to one of those videos that was source for McRoll'd.

>>45802219
What a beautiful child

>>45802237
>No, Bogie
oooooooh. Bogey(s)!

I'm not worthy of being a Pharaoh's lover.

>>45802198

>>45802245
What beautiful children

>>45802245
wish there was a bogie version of that pic

>>45802268
clowncar womb

>>45802268
What a beautiful child

>>45802268
>>45802219
Bogie > Bogey

Bogiey

>>45802222
>>45802226
You have to impregnate all of the orcs.

>>45802274
Alternatively-
>Bogie wife giving birth
>Edge of a handkerchief sticks out
>Doctors starts pulling on it
>multiple handkerchiefs tied together start coming out
>Baby Bogie daughter finally comes out at the end of the conga line

>>45802298
clown too scary. though i did like bianca

>>45802309
Swap the h'orc with a p'orc. I don't want any girl thinking they're top pig. I want them all to be equals.

>>45802219
Thats just over par, even for her

>>45802305
Bogumiła the Kikimora

Not a fan of clowns. Please remove all clown posts to cater to my SPECIFIC sexual mores.
Ideal replacements:
>Gremlins
>Automatons who are also things like cars or houses or airplanes or boats
>Alyson Hannigan (any era)

>>45802322
>>45802233
>>45802222
>Digits three times within a few minutes
Sorry for off topic, but I can't help but feel good about this. And in relatively quick succession! I'm gonna quit this thread now while I'm ahead.

See you next thread, folks.
Enjoy your monsterfus!

>>45802346
what a funny post

>>45802213
;-;

>>45802234
Where are her glasses?

Yeti sweater naps

I posted a sign in front of my house in the suburban neighborhood I live in that says "Absolutely no Mamono allowed onto this property". That ought to keep them from bothering me.

>>45802324
She's got a lot of stuffing in her. She could just take whatever out to make room.

>>45802410
what sort of things can you manifest with excess bogey stuffing?

Big soft Troll feet

>>45802431
mini-bogeys

>>45802410
I bet she doesn't actually run out of stuffing. You could reach in her and take out stuffing, endlessly.

>>45802431
The perfect thing
>>45802452
I want to make a warm and fluffy cloak out of her stuffing so we could enjoy winter walks together.

I am uncorrectable

I am unimaginable

I think therefore I am

I am hungover

>>45802484
>You'll last a couple hours, maybe less.

I am inevit-
*BONK*

Gonna trick a cute Lim into eating nothing but sweet potatoes by making her think they're a natural fertility aid and then tease her when her skin turns orange. I will accept my punishment.

I have no mouth and I must scream

I will pay kiki a fair and honest salary

I am a lonely 30 year old virgin failure and I'm thinking about committing suicide.

>>45802558
That's nice.

>>45802552
But will you sex her?

>>45802543
OrangeLim takes over the mayoral primary elections with a slogan of Make MGC Great Again.

I am the destroyer of countries, I am the razer of cities. I have burned kingdoms to the ground and my hoard of gold is more vast than the treasuries of empires themselves. My claws can rend the mountains in my wake and my flames melt all things from rock to the shiniest of minerals. I am the bane of humanity, I am their eradicator. Their end of days. I shall wipe out millions of them and strike fear into the hearts of even the bravest of men! I AM THE EXTINCTION OF MANKIND! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL! I AM... THE END.

>>45802563
That would be wrong, I will NOT take advantage of my employee

>>45802563
only a spoonful

By mid-august, the Kejourou entry will be 10 years old. How nice!

>>45802581
Stop it, the relentless passage of time

>>45802563
seems likely

>>45802558
Don't do that. They wouldn't want you to. Focus on being the best person you can be and things will get better.

>>45802581
Great, now I feel old.

>>45802577
>dragon just before getting a horn massage from a human

>>45802198

>>45802198
Horny White and American Weeaboo/Otaku Anons think they're going to easily score and get a cute Zipangese nekomata or a fluffy kitsune or even regular cute Zipangese human girls in kimonos and yukatas or JKs I. Highschool girl uniforms. Wrong! American Gaijin will be taken and fucked/raped/gangraped by swarms of strong and dangerous and venomous stingy Murder Hornets. I mean remember, America was invaded and tung by swarms Japanese Murder Hornets. And that is what American Otaku Gaijin are gonna get: Murder Hornets!

>>45802577
>t. evil empress dragon

>>45802673
wish i had a bat gf...

>>45802641
>go to zipangu
>grabbed by first kitsune you see and dragged into love hotel
>get to watch fat balding faceless japanese men screw them as they laugh at the gaijin

>>45802577
>"I am the destroyer of countries, I am the razer of cities. I have burned kingdoms to the ground and my hoard of gold is more vast than the treasuries of empires themselves. My claws can rend the mountains in my wake and my flames melt all things from rock to the shiniest of minerals. I am the bane of humanity, I am their eradicator. Their end of days. I shall wipe out millions of them and strike fear into the hearts of even the bravest of men! I AM THE EXTINCTION OF MANKIND! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL! I AM... THE END."
>Anon starts clapping politely.
>"HOW DARE YOU!?"
"But you said it was the end."
>Miss Dragon blasts Anon with so much flaming breath he falls backwards.
"Ow..."
>"STUPID HUMAN!"
>Now Miss Dragon will have to take care of him or else he might report that she is an inhospitable host.
>She sighs.
>A dragon's work is never done.

>>45802641
WRONG
I will call out hebi as soon as a I arrive and embrace and marry hebi on the spot

>>45802705
If you have sex with other mamono a hebi will show up and say you're ruined for marriage.

>>45802673
Bat so fat she can't even fly (probably)

>>45802712
That's why I save myself for hebi
Even wore underwear that says "For hebi use only"

>>45802727
If it's for hebi use only, why are you wearing it?

>>45802727
>underwear that says "For hebi use only"
But Hebi couldn't wear men's underwear.

>>45802734
>>45802737
Damn nukis tricked me again
Shouldn't have trusted Amazon

>>45802641
What actually happens is that the white pig goes to an eastern land thinking he'll score some girl with a hime cut and immediately gets ejected by the locals back across the sea for being an ugly white monkey or has his head cut off immediately by a gang of angry locals who won't tolerate his presence. In a land full of mamono mana and monsters that make them invincible, they can be as xenophobic and nationalist as they want without consequence. Deal with it.

>>45802752
I wish the Order stops Fed-Posting in the internet because of seething female knights and 30-40 year old /hag/ paladins and Inquisitors are having difficulty finding a cute young boyfriend. Or at the very least, Order should hire better PsyOps specialists.

You are pyrow bait, no matter what you think

>>45802781
Could be worse

>>45802771
But it's true. Look at what happened to the last Order missionary who went to Zipangu. An Ochimusa sliced his head off in one stroke and they celebrated murdering an innocent priest because he was a foreigner. Zipangese love taking everything the west gives them in trades but if a western man sets foot on their land it's a death sentence.

>>45802781
I would an age-appropriate Pyrow. I don't care if she USES zoomer speak, but I need someone closer to my age. Or perhaps slightly older!

>>45802784
Could be better

so...my heat still has not turned off,
i think this might be bad.

>>45802820
On the bright side it means you're not being targeted by a Yeti.

>>45802838
whoops wrong thread

>>45802255
Are mgs racist?

>>45802797
>ochimusa slices her training dummy's head off to impress her new Order missionary husband
>Order internet defense force psyopping to frame it as an innocent man being murdered

>>45802846
>Order missionary husband actually thought it was pretty cool
>asks her to preform more
>she blushes and starts performing more sword arts
>every time he claps or compliments her, her womb twitches
>he foolishly follows her when she says her home is the best accommodations

Still nothing cuter than this manga.

>>45802846
Imagine the lady smell and perfumes of the seething Order female knights and /hag/ Order Paladins and Lady Inquisitors. As they're typing the most outlandish, Far-fetched and over exaggerated misinfo about the demon realms. Just to make mamono, especially Zipangese mamono, look like the most foul and vile and xenophobic human haters.

>>45802872
This is cuter.

>>45802877
No, this is. That image looks ai generated.

>>45802844
yes but i would imagine racism for mgs is probably against other types of mgs.

>>45802872
reviewers?

>>45802917
Imagine a sabbath getting run out of town or forced to get big tits.

>>45802935
>forced to get big tits
oh no?

>>45802935
>>45802946
i have a fetish of flat chested girls that can grow big boobs on a dime but its only temporary,
its a rather specific fetish

>>45802923
Yes.

>>45802961
Dogshit series

>>45802980
why are you so fucking mean all the time?

>tfw my 4 foot petite bapho neighbor who lives next to me in a duplex snuck in and looked on my phone when I were sleeping and saw my tastes through the search history
>now she's 7 foot after casting some magic on herself and eclipses me and constantly traps my face between two breasts bigger than my head skull whenever I wander into the shared back yard
>she keeps encouraging me to "say it" already
No.... never.... I won't call her "mommy"! I WON'T! She's still a brat, just in a bigger body...

>>45803001
Why do you insist on posting trash all the time?

Big horns=big heart

>goes right back to spamming crossboarder dogshit
how predictable.

>>45802935
Marune's Sabbath is the most friendly.

>>45801581
From KC's Twitter when he was active

>ヘルハウンドの胸のふわふわはオスの身体を火照らせつつ脱力させる芳しい匂いがします
>まさに安心感や身を委ねたいという気持ちを感じさせる匂いで、匂いの強さは彼女の興奮や運動量に比例するので襲われた男性が逃げ回ったりすると…？

"The fluffy chest of the hellhound has a fragrant scent that ignites and weakens the male body.
It is a scent that makes you feel secure and wants to entrust yourself, and the strength of the scent is proportional to her excitement and amount of exercise, so if the attacked man runs away ...?"

If we are talking about headpatting one to delay/stop the rape, how excited you think she will be? Its defeating yourself.

>>45803100
How dare you post this without proper recompense to that hardworking man.

>>45803100
>when he was active
he stppped?

>>45802268
For some reason I really want to taste her milk directly from the source

>>45803137
It tastes funny.

If you had $50,000, what mamono would you get someone to animate seducing your self-insert in a 3 minute music video?

>>45803124
Yes but now you can pay for him to vaguely dismiss your question.
Surely that's an improvement?

>>45803149
>>45803124
i hope he didn't quit his dayjob.

>>45803142
In about a year AI should be able to do it.

>>45803182
At least post best girl.

Me explaining to a Hellhound that women are inferior creatures to men and only serve reproductive purposes and exist to serve men and that the desires and wishes of a female is irrelevant and they should only do what men want them to.

>>45803105
>>45803149
Yes please keep seething here I’m sure that will convince him to draw your pet wife shitting in a litter box.

>>45803197
>big tiddies
>cool sword stuff
>free manure,
seems best to me

>>45803198
>her response

>>45803220
Damn, that's a really good idea for a drawing, anon.

>>45803220
I still think it'd be funny if you came back from a work trip to find your Chesh wife had replaced your actual toilets with His and Her litter boxes.

>>45803197
I think all the nicest designs have the drawback of being clearly retarded.

could you tame a hellhound by raising it from a puppy?

>>45803261
It'd go well until she reached her teenage years and the rebellious phase that she wouldn't grow out of.

>>45803261
She will still be a rascal, except for you

>>45803261
Anon, they're untameable. That's like, their entire shtick. Their identity. Even gods can't tame them.
Go fuck a werewolf or something. You can't handle a hellhound.

>>45803316
the attempts can be fun even if its destined to end in failure

Post tactics you use to bully monsters, species specific ones are welcome too

>>45803316
everyone else failed but that was because they were overconfident and too dumb to realize it
surely i can do it

>Hellhounds cannot be tamed! They can't!
And yet when I rub her belly with both hands and ask her who's a good girl she loses every trace of being a rape beast and falls onto her back, kicking her leg, panting and wagging her tail and saying "M-Me! I'm a good g-girl!". She turns into a total cuddlebug and clings to me like her life depends on it. Tell me again that they can't be tamed.

im gunna go to hagvile's bad end bar and ask for the oldest unmarried fox in town.
like what some people do when adopting elderly animals.

>>45803339
that seems like the start to a romcom, guy trying to date just 1 head

>>45803353
Just because she's untameable doesn't mean she can't enjoy praise and physical affection.
>>45803359
In the final episode it falls off and turns into a separate lamia.

>>45798319
>>45798446

>>45803388
fish

>>45803388
Is that a board game? She's a dork alright.

>>45803388
I'm glad I stayed up for this.

>Meds
Off
>Schizo hallucinations
On
>Internet connection
Stable
>4mon ban status
Over
>Threads containing the words “Glow in the dark hellhounds”
Zero

>>45803382
i was thinking the story involves slowly learning to love the rest of the heads

>>45803403
I guess that can work too.

>>45803382
Nah. I tamed her. I can give her commands. Like this.
SIT GIRL!
...
Wait, no not on my fMMMPHHHH

>>45803388
Who is making these school swimsuits for these fish?

>>45803388
Oh no she’s cute

>>45803388
Oh no
She's aloof dork, and cute one at that

>>45802198
Is the anon around who took my cait sith request?
I haven't been keeping up with threads.
Please name the file something that I can search for later, if I miss it.

>>45803388
Fish find all sorts of things

>>45803409
that's just her scales naturally occurring pattern

>>45802820
the hand warmers they do nothing

>>45803436
That also shed in that same pattern as a school girl swimsuit. It does make me wonder if there are different styles of sahuagin “scales” like one with a really fancy frilly bikini

>Showing Redfall to a vampire
What part would she be more upset about; vampires being the villains, or the fact that they're basically pushovers?

Sigh, the lifeless argentine is spamming whatever gachashit he finds on /vg/ and /vmg/ and /trash/ again, you can tell from the 4chan filenames. He makes his family pay for airtime just to do this. Sad.

>>45803339

>>45803597
i like those exotic gobs

This is a trick!

>>45803388
cute fish

>>45803624
brushable tail

>>45803591
Imagine suffering in Argentina when beautiful maidens like this are a common sight.

Dont slap her ass

>>45803624
Well I’m diving head first into it regardless.

>>45803634
the slime must jiggle

>>45803565
I want to do this to a hag but without warning and then run away

>>45803634
I'll let her slap mine.

>>45803629

don't neglect your eye protection. the risk of stray buttons is too high

>>45803673
>Don't forget: you're hime forever

>>45803388
Criminally underrated.

>>45803698
Oh no, she has the double curve ahoge

What if I tell a Sahuagin that I want to eat her?

>>45802838
>Yeti looking in the frosted window of anon’s house
>his heat is turned up and he’s lounging in a tshirt and underwear
>it’s so cold out Yeti’s tears start to freeze

>>45803710
>double curve ahoge
How to defeat me within five seconds, what next? Her sitting opposite of me and staring at me blankly until I get the hint?

>>45803698
do i catch her in a pokeball?

>>45803261
She will be tamed until she reach her teenage years and reach enough maturity to overpower you.

Like >>45803299 says.

Now, going by lore, Hellhounds are basically that untamable delinquent except for their husbands, so why are they untamable to them? Because they see men (then their husbands) as weaklings that need their protection. The problem is the husband and wife are mana linked and being married to a Hellhound makes you want to be protected by her and her seeing you as the cute weakling she wants and must protect and is attracted to that. So it doesnt matter if you are a hero that can 1hit Dragons, the reverse effect will happen to weaker men that marry Salamanders or Lizards and the Hellhound will just feed on your manas to always be stronger than you. The first step to tame a Hellhound is to show her you can "take care of yourself" and the problem is with how the settings work, Hellhound marriages are always set up so that she can always handle you like a little kid that needs her protection.

>>45803316
This is stupid how can a Hellhound be more powerful than a god, that I bet those black bitches wrote that in themselves to try and make themselves look better. I am onto them and their stupid bullshit.

>>45802539
>doze off on the subway
>ocelomeh sits on your lap
>doesn't speak, just rubs against you and looks around

I am asleep

So would the leviathan be a reverse sandworm? Where you carry around your leviathan wife instead and become a extension of her.

>>45803772
Not being tamed even by gods doesn't mean they're stronger than gods, only that they're not going to become obedient. A smart Hellhound would avoid confrontation with those much stronger than herself, while a stupid one would constantly keep trying and failing to beat them.

>>45803388
>I hope he likes my collection of beach glass and discarded auto parts...
>that should get him in the mood

Post hatters

Delivery! Delivery for Miss Malef D. of Dragonia, from Chuuni Plastic Models, please come and sign the receipt here!

>>45803772
imagine it like starscream, sure they work for megatron, but they're always scheming a way to get to the top. You maaaaay have thought you fucked your hellhound into submission in a particularly vigorous session of sex, but the moment you let your guard down in the afterglow she's going to be riding you cowgirl like a bucking bronco

>>45803802
>Human man becomes a god while his Hellhound stalker tries to beat him but fails every time
I feel their battles would be on some looney tunes shit.

>>45803807
No hatters are basic mushroom bitches they’re barely even monsters anyways, and yes I would say that to their faces.

>>45802641
>I mean remember, America was invaded and tung by swarms Japanese Murder Hornets. And that is what American Otaku Gaijin are gonna get: Murder Hornets!

AH! So that explains why there were a surprisingly large number of "Murder Hornet(s) NTR'ing Honey Bee(s) by stealing their American Husband" hentai and doujins written by Bicorn mangakas.

>>45802198
Why do owls look so silly when they are in fact ferocious apex predators?

>>45803783
Claimed like only a kot can

>>45802215
>does a double-backflip and lands in a split directly on top of my cock

I've been seeing this Flayer therapist for a few days now after a court order in MGC and she's doing her best to get me to embrace "love" but I know her game. I keep telling her I don't want to become an octopus, don't want her tentacles anywhere near my face, I want to be some Monster's slave pet "husband" and I don't want no part of "love" from Monsters. It's all so fake and full of deceit. She will NEVER break me or change my mind.

>>45804015
>after a court order in MGC
I hate MGC red judges, may they rot in hell

>>45804015
>I want to be some Monster's slave pet "husband" and I don't want no part of "love" from Monsters
>I want to be some Monster's slave pet "husband"
You can tell Flayer's work is getting through, if slowly.

>>45804043
I meant to say to I DON'T want to. That Flayer wishes she could mindbreak me to believing her.

Flayer is probably the worst transformation you can get, that you are short as fuck and are literally panties smelling your wife’s goochy all day.

>>45803316
Raging mushroom can break their iron will since it "brainwashed" the victim into a masochist.

>>45804257
>First night in the Dog Pound.

>>45804273
>try to sleep
>pow
>hey fresh meat, you come here often?
oh no...

Imagine all that "hot hags in your area" spam after the portals open, but this time it really does work

>>45804273
Certainly gonna be some pounding going on with those dogs.

>>45804300
does it really work?

>>45804015
Fuck off fr*g

>>45804300
M-mommy...

>>45804435
The better angels of our nature?

>>45804435
Sorry drawsucc, I'm drawing tiddy.

>>45804445
won't have angel/devil on your shoulders, it will be succs!

Forbidden tomes

>>45804505
>forbidden tomes

>>45804517
Baphy you've had too much

>>45804518
YOU had too much!

Once portals open I'm going to get a motherwife baphomet!

I will destroy foul monsters. I will kill them. I shall make them fall by my blade for I am a brave soldier of Her Holiness.

>>45804526
OK, let's get you back to the old folks home ma'am.

>>45804541
>Said 10 seconds before being defeated by level 1 succ

>>45804555
>being defeated by level 1 succ
>she just saw anon and hip checked him
>proud but worried that she defeated him

>>45804549

Don't look!

>ancient dragon lady tells you that you don't need condoms because her kind can't get pregnant or gravid because of how infertile dragons naturally are, and that your human seed isn't strong enough to fertilize her even if she did have eggs so you're safe to have as much raw sex with her as you like
Would you trust her? Her womb is pretty dusty from over 2000 years of seeing no use...

>>45804654
Dragon brat, needs womb correction...

>>45804654
Wait, she's not a virgin? No thanks.

>>45804654
>dusty womb
Spray and pray

>>45804664
"seeing no use" implies she's 2000 years old and has never seen any action period anon.

>>45804654
I tell her sorry but I want lots of kids. I hope she finds someone that wants to avoid parenthood as much as she does.
>Que the dragon immediately starting to ugly cry Aqua style and insisting that she is very fertile

>>45804654
sure, if the gravid dragon hag insists we can have all the intense, starved sex we want with no consequences I don't see why not

>a few eggs later...

>>45804654
>Gets her pregnant from the first creampie
Heh, nothing personal hag

>>45804685
I can't be sure, better safe than sorry

>>45804740
>>45804748
>>45804680
>they fell for reverse psychology

>>45804654
sure, if the venus body type dragon hag says there'll be no consqeuences for having desperate, sweaty sex, I don't see why not

>Several eggs later...

>>45804654
This happened to me but with a Phantom. She told me she's literally an undead 400 year old incorporeal apparition so there's no way she could possibly get pregnant so we've been having lots of sweaty sex day and night and thankfully nothing happened, looks like she was right!

Adventure!!

In magus story you can overdose on mamono mana and die. You can't be revived if you died like that. I feel like it's a really good idea since it allow an easy way out, I don't understand why the MC doesn't use it.

>>45804948
It's a retarded concept and most likely KC would say it's not possible if you asked him about it, or would say that you wake up as some giga undead incubus.
You'd also have to be brain damaged to choose this option after contact with monsters, which access to mamonomana implies.

>>45804992
NTA but fate isn't really a thing in magus story (people get raped left and right by races they don't like) so I can see someone using this option to escape a bad ending

>>45804992
I'd say it was a good concept the way Magus implemented it. Gave a good source of conflict and an explanation on why Magus wasn't instantly raped.
Honestly there are few things more terrifying then being at the mercy of something that will kill you without knowing that what they're doing is hurting you.

pear shaped e-girl succubi

>you have a fetish for succubi
>always wanted to date a hot, busty succubus before
>you see a funny looking succubus with insectoid wings and chat her up, eventually take her out
>she's in bed with you about a month later ready to consummate her love with you but tells you to stop
>she tells you she's sorry and has to admit, she has deceived you
>she pulls her tail off and reveals it's just been a magically animated prop this whole time designed to mimic Succubus tail movements
>she explains there's a reason she has no horns and insectoid wings
>she....
>is...
>a FAIRY
>she couldn't help but deceive you due to her playful fairy nature when she noticed you liked succs, she was just wearing it as a funny when you met her, and she's actually small enough to fit in your hand, she's just been magically keeping herself bigger this whole time
>tearfully tells you she'd understand if you'd rather she leave and never see you again after this deception, for not being what you truly like
How mad would you be? How would you be able to handle learning that you've been BAMBOOZLED and HAD by a shitty fairy this whole time?

>>45805132
>she's just been magically keeping herself bigger this whole time
This could work out just fine.

cow-noichi!

>>45805156
I've seen a cow's kung fu skills before

>>45805156
Spider cow

>>45805132
if I went for a hornless succubus then maybe I didn't quite know myself as well as I did and fate is now staring at me from the palm of my hand
now put the tail back on and let's go

>>45805046
It's not terrifying at all, It's even really satisfying to know that you get revenged post mortem. She will be traumatized and/or ostracized from Mamono society. Call me bitter but it's a great fuck you button.

>>45805239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNY53tZ2geg

Some anons really need to see a psy and eat some meds

>>45805374
Some anons really need to see a psilocybin and eat some musrhooms

>>45805382
I ate shrooms (truffle), calmed me, was happy and enjoying small things in life for but everything came back to normal after 3 months. Tried a second time with a stronger dosage but it didn't go well, now I can't focus my daydreams before sleep and I unironically ear metallic scream or voice when tired or alone. I will try to take some this summer when I feel less sad, be careful I was well prepared and spend 2 years learning but I still got too cocky.
>Monster girl
Would drink the psylo tea served by the weird mad hatter

>>45805132
Not mad at all. Fairies are good girls and size-shifting fairies are even better.

>Pov: You just showed the art fairy your attempt at drawing

>>45805374
No, life is more fun when I'm shizoing.
Also my shog maid won't let me take my meds.

Tuna fatty.

Tuna fatty.

Is it severe separation anxiety disorder or just a normal healthy hebi child?

>>45805863
Hebi aren't normal.

>>45805609
>fairy blowjob but you just ate three corruption fruits
>she's elastic but not that elastic

>>45805863
Normal, take her in your arms faggot, she needs her dad

>>45805863
>when your hebi daughteru gets yandere towards you
Marry white snake, they said
It will be fun, they said

Being father, what a terrific prospect. I will fail so hard

>>45806093
Good thing I'm sterile, no need to worry

>>45806096
>I'm sterile
Lich wife appreciates your attention to cleanliness, but this particular experiment requires a different kind of rigor.
>"Now, take off your pants."

Being father, my only goal is to do better than my own father. Out of spite.

>>45806180
That's a good goal. You won't let her go on 4chan right? I know an anon who want to send chesh children on /pol/

>>45806180
How about being a good father just because, ya know, you care about your kids and want good things for them rather than some elaborate long term revenge?

>>45806253
Where are we anon?

>>45806253
The spite is out of the fact that I want to do better than being an alcoholic narcissist. They deserve better.

>>45802690
>fat balding faceless japanese men
>Ugly Bastards
Those don't exist anymore with monster girls and Demon Energy around causing Incubization. And once any regular human male Incubizes, they essentially become good looking handsome and attractive bishonen or ikemen straight out of a shoujo or josei. Or become cute anime boys/shotas.

You and human males will Incubize into attractive anime boys and or ikemen or bishonens. And you will be happy!

>succ tells me to tie her up and do whatever I want
>tie her up and go play videogames

>>45802198
>Zoomer Pyrows, Zoomer Incubi and Zoomer Bogeys AND Loli members of the Momonika Sabbath can be heard singing the Skibidi song with some of them also watching Skibidi Toilet videos as well
>"Skibidi wap-pa-pa Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa" the Zoomer mamono and Momonika members chant
>"Hmph!!! What is wrong with this current generation and their nonsensical media!? Nothing productive it educational to be gained!" A Boomer Wight complains as a 30 year old Boomer Cheshire Cat chimes in while sipping white zero sugar energy drink:
>"Yep! Back in my days, our jokes and memes actually had meaning and punchlines. And were just random noise, compressed pop songs, sound effects you can find in an audio library turned into more ear-splitting noise. Nor were deepfried JPEGs with nonsensical bottom text!"
>"I agree, I worry for our future generations." A Phoenix solemnly says. But then-
>"Oh my! I almost forgot! I will be turning to ashes and will be reborn within-" the Phoenix says but is then cutoff as she bursts into flames and into a pile of ashes
>Less than thirty seconds the now reborn Phoenix rises from her ash pile as chick/Loli bird and then hops onto join the Zoomer mamono and incubi group
>She also starts jumping, dancing and singing the Skibidi song as well
>"Yo check out this Poggers chick! She be bustin them moves FR FR!" A Zoomer Incubus yells
>"Damn girl you got some potential rizz! Ain't nothin' sussy wussy with her she be based!" Cheers a Momonika thunderbird.

Is the current generation... Not doing so well?

>>45806370
>rewatching ytmnd memes with boomer chesh

>>45806370
We need to manufacture more lethal nukes.

>people earlier were talking about monster release dates
>check some that I like a lot
>wights and liches are from 2013
>salamanders are from fucking 2011
>even demons are from 2015
I did not need any more reminders of the passing of time.

Undead politics are a grave matter.

>>45802198

Surprised this isnt in the Ogre gallery

Did you pray today?

>>45806655
At least miss Lich is dead serious

>>45806864
Sorry but the bible clearly states that humans are not allowed to fuck angels. Last time that happened it created nephilim and God had to destroy the entire world to get rid of them.

>>45806900
he also said he wouldn't do it again so we should be in the clear

>>45803100
Interesting. Wonder what else is burried in his old twitter replies.

kiki angel

angel angel

>>45806759
I need this

>>45807166
anyone else find freckles cute?

>>45807188
Freckles are good

>>45807188
I also enjoy the occasional mole.

What the dog doin'?

>>45807256
this looks like a male kubo character in drag

>>45807236
>backstab

I will not lose to a dragon

Awkward...

>>45807363
>Sly momster confirming that your grooming has proceeded far enough to date in public
Dastardly.

>>45807363
Shes hot but its gacha shit so....

>>45802198

>>45807379
We are all gachas on this blessed day.

the opposite of love is not hate, its apprehension

>theres a loud rowdy group of teenager Pyrows in the park next to my window
can't they stop isn't it a school day today for them instead of annoying others with their loud new music and smoking

ice queen decided to visit texas again

Don't forget to be fruitful and multiply.

>>45807378
>a pyrow will never show appreciation for you by cosplaying as the girls from your nerd hobbies
ahhhh, why was i born in my universe and not theirs?

>>45807256
Science mommy a best doggo.
>>45807262
Shit taste detected.

>>45807583
God-dragon

Meaty monsters are best monsters

>>45807625
>>45807651
Make up your mind, Ms. Yeti.

>>45807445
With hags

>>45807625
>>45807651
Can you repeat the question?

>>45805308
I don't know if you're really stupid or really smart. Why are you so revengeful?

>>45805308
>portals open
>you are sad
>waifu appears
>you are happy!
>get to fucking
>it's so good
>you start coughing
>she slows down
>asks whats wrong
>you can't answer
>she starts panicking
>starts fucking you harder hoping it will clear up
>you hack up blood
>she starts hyperventilating
>tries to pump demonic energy directly into you
>it gets worse
>she's openly crying now
>still pumping her hips on top of you
>you cling to her chest
>you feel climax coming
>shes certain this will fix you
>you cum
>then you die
>your last sight is your waifus shattered expression of disbelief.

>>45807710
>Why do I always get these?

>>45807724
Can't be revived if you died from Mamono mana.

>>45807733
she's leaking

>>45807772
better plug that leak anon

>>45807776
I only got one mouth

>>45807733
>drinking on the job
I'm going to file a complaint with that hospital

>>45807792
ah i just noticed that

>>45807791
dumb bat kot, clearly not compatible with human

>>45807733
reminds me of sucubus farm

Monsters in spats

>go to hospital in america with minor injury
>90001$ medical bill for a bandage a bottle of aspirin
>lament that you are financially ruined
>Lich doctor leans over and says you can pay with your body instead

>>45807836
You mean becoming a zombie girl?
Kinky.

tell me about your pipe gauge anon

>>45807844
4 gauges demon silver, enough to take down a big hellhound in one shot to the thorax

>>45807888
can't have chest fluff addiction if you have no chest.

>>45807844
i lick the sweaty gremlin

>>45807909
This but with sweaty bapho

what do i do, my shotgun became a country gal automaton
and shes talking bout knocking boots....

>>45807950
this but with sweaty hound

Keep the sweaty monsters away

>>45807957
Matted fur monsters.

>>45807668
I would impregnate hags only if I would be able to keep a harem of hags, I love them so much I can't just choose one

>>45807625
>>45807651
How do you confuse a Yeti? Answer quick, there’s a Yeti outside my house

>>45807728
It raise a good point. If the scenario happened where mamono mana was complete anathema to humanity I wonder what would happen. Would the monsters just leave?

>>45808036
Give her one of these:
>a man goes to a hotel and pays 30 bucks for his room
>the receptionist realizes they overcharged and sends the bellboy up with 5 bucks change
>the bellboy realizes the sap doesn't know how much he's been overcharged, so he pockets 3 dollars and gives the guy back 2
>the man paid 30 bucks and got back 2, meaning he paid 28 dollars, but the bellboy got 3
>28+3 =31

>>45807683
Not revengeful, I have nothing to lose and an ego. If you're isekaied, you already lost everything, it can't be worse
>>45807710
Portal is different BUT if she's nice and takes it slow it's not a problem. If she tries to rape me, I win

>>45806276
No I want to be a cosmic terror fuck you!

>>45807683
Not revengeful, I have nothing to lose and an ego. If you're isekaied, you already lost everything, it can't be worse
>>45807710
Portal is different BUT if she's nice and takes it slow it's not a problem. If she tries to rape me, I die (and win)

>>45808049
>Yeti says she can be my bellgirl tonight
>she lets herself in and goes straight for my ice cream
It didn’t work!

>>45808080

>>45808090
That was too much ice cream for one person anyway

ded

>>45808174
Can't talk, reading Rabelais. I'm sure Wight-sama remembers when he first published Gargantua & Pantagruel

>Shoggoth has served a family faithfully for over 500 years, knowing that her destined master will one day be born into it
>That day finally comes, but in his childlike mind, he's gotten it into his head that she's some kind of Cheshire
>Rather than attempt to correct him, she just manifests some ears and a tail and starts including the occasional nyaa into her speech

>>45808190
Ribbit ribbit god is dead ribbit ribbit

>>45808203
I don't mind the improvements

>>45808103
I’ll take her down to Selkie’s for a sundae if it pleases her, I like my cookies and cream ice cream

>>45808298
A chesh without fluffy paw, sad.

>>45808316
>legible letters
oh dear oh dear...

>>45808354

>>45808354
>>45808402
>>>/vg/

chesh smuggles drugs into prison

>>45808462
Can only end badly

>>45808462
Chesh snuggles dogs in prison.

>>45808462
>your crack as promised, anon

>>45808480
She's asking for punishment

Had a dream that a Lim showed up to marry me but then it all went haywire when she told me that I had to also marry her four loyal underlings as well.

>>45808532
Sure buddy

>>45808480
does she mean crack or does she mean ass crack

>>45808646
You'll be smoking crack out of her ass crack