/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I will never lose to the common succ!

Have some scorpion abs since I got beaten to making the thread.

>>45785996
But what about a slightly uncommon succ?

I want to take a zombie home, then enjoy a long bath with her followed by a meal and then a whole night of hot sweaty lovemnaking. Then waking up in the morning feel her cold embrace next to me and see her by my side sleeping with her non existant breath just like a dead body.

I should comm my hellhound in tifa's outfit

Off to bed and sweet dreams of a cute Lim doing cute Lim things like trying to figure out how a washing machine works while she curses quietly in an unrecognizable language. She'll never ask for help...at least until she realizes she may have used five times the amount of detergent she's supposed to.

I will never lose to a Phoenix even if its the last thing I do!

>>45786008
90% chance of not losing, Rare succs are at 50% of not losing
Please don't break out the Super Rare+ succs

>>45786047
Isn't Super Rare+ Succ just a Lilim?

>>45786040
You say this but you have no choice in the matter. She needs a man with hands to help with the most important quest of all. Discovering the best french fry restaurant in the world.

>>45785991
Elves too OP and need nerf, or is it just skill issue on humanity's part?

>>45786057
You know what, that's a good point, helping her isn't losing afterall.

>>45786050
NTA but those Succs are pre-ML Succs who are incredibly guilty for all the dead bodies they created and will be as gentle and loving as possible. They've spent a thousand years cloistered away and studying the most powerful of teasing techniques. They can have a man panting and limp in under eighteen seconds.

>>45786014
With her consent, right?

>>45786050
Lilim are Ultra Unique+ Succ, though they would never admit it

>>45786074
So, an guaranteed loss so hard that your descendants can feel it?

>>45786071
I can't tell if zombies are consenting or not, but at the same time they offer no resistance but seem eager

>>45786090
Yes, even your greatx5 grandkids know of your epic battle and fall(in bed) with the lilim nerd

Is fucking your monster wife cucking your past self? I mean, your fucking his woman

You WILL love the pretty human Order Lady Knight/paladin. You WILL be betrothed to the human Order Lady Knight/paladin. You WILL have sex with the human Order Lady Knight/paladin and get her pregnant. And you WILL have children and start a family with the human Order Lady Knight/paladin.

>>45786074
Too powerful...

>>45786173
Is that a cake?

>>45785991
Tell me an average day in Court Alf.

>>45786181
yes but she doesn't like being called that

>>45784770
It would drive me mad and would use the knife solution on the third day

monsters can't attack me if i'm too tired to function, i'll simply fall asleep on the first bit of fluff they touch me with!

>>45786196
>i'll simply fall asleep on the first bit of fluff they touch me with!
Anon, no! That's considered consent!!

Imagine a Sandworm type monster but i stead of worm its a giant mass of tails

>>45786216
>stead of worm its a giant mass of tails
that's just giga dire mofu

>>45786196
Good, now Nightmare-chan has a chance to take you on a nice date in your dream.

>>45786233
if it's a dream that I believe is just a dream that horse is getting used as a very fluffy pillow and petted for the most of it

crab

>>45786322
I feel restless. Perhaps she can help me with my prawnblem.

>>45786322
now i want some crabcakes...

>Day 1 after getting isekaid to a monster realm
>The geography is really strange, the sky is dark 24/7 and the land is illuminated by a blood red moon/sun thing
>Day 2 I finally see a village ahead at the foot of a mountain, I try to make contact and apparently these ashen skinned dog women do not speak english
>I begin to play charades to explain that I would like some water so I don't die of dehydration doing silly looking motions with my mouth open
>I seem to have made a break through as 2 of them are quickly ushering me inside some sort of church looking building
Looks like I am saved anons, hopefully my charades didn't lead to a misunderstanding of sorts.

>>45786319
You sure know how to treat her right.
>>45786325
I'm sure it will be shrimple for her to find a solution.

Those dumb savages, swinging around sticks and stones while we live in the age of gunpowder! That gold is as good as ours.

>>45786382
>quote from anon that was bonked

A Manticore will get you, and you cannot stop it.

>>45786474
Yes, they have me

>>45786478
I cannot condone your buffoonery

>>45786499
Ok, I'm sorry, those were my daughters

>>45786474
But I hate their personality, why are you doing this to me?

>>45786511
My headcanon says that CC manticores reproduce asexually by dividing their mane into mofucores, which eventually grow into proper manticores.
And I'm going to use those mofucores as my onaholes.

>>45786566
you are wrong
mofucores are made from pure love between an anon and manticore

Alright, but what monster girls being mothers and parenting their incubi sons? I do see being a father-to-a-mamono-daughter posting. But how about mamono mom's parenting incubi sons, no incest please.

>>45786575
He will be trained into a good boy toy. Imagine a sea of Twink, grim

>>45786575
>washing machine gets constantly clogged from cum-soaked underwear as soon as he hits puberty
Mom would focus on getting him a mamono gf FAST

>>45786153
>be Order Anon
>forced into an arranged marriage to a 3D
>even in Order cities there are approved mamonos, and even Temples to the Other Old Gods
>go to an Eros Shrine and arrange to have her targetted for Succ-conversion
Problem solved.

>>45786665
Can you not feed the off-topic shitposter? Or is it too hard?

>It's koturday my dudes

>>45786719
is it time for kot-chads?

>>45786719
https://files.catbox.moe/1utrs3.png

>>45786726
Yes

>>45786734
based
wholesome kots here

The Danuki took everything from me and left me homeless on the streets, unable to even get a job...

Big kot.

>>45786743
My favorite, imagine coming home after work to see that.

>>45786755
For me!

It is always time for kots, especially on koturday

Gremlin and her little 15 meter nimble gundam ripoff mecha not so smug after getting swatted like a fly by the Order's new 100 meter tall anti-kaiju humanoid shaped battle mecha.

>>45786758
kot daughters are too precious...

>>45786793
Order and their 100 meter tall jeager ripoff mecha not so smug after getting pulverized by five Gremlins and their new 110 meter tall mecha that forms from combining their five smaller animal motiff mechas into one.

>>45786755
big kot(brown edition)

>>45786820
Gremlin Rangers and their little 110 meter tall megazord ripoff mecha not so smug after getting nuked by the single reactor ignition of the Order's new 160 kilometer diameter orbital battle station that looks like a small moon.

>>45786802
Exactly

>>45786848
Order and their new space death ball not so smug after single Gremlin fighter fires Dark Matter torpedos into a ventilation shaft which proceeds to turn it into the biggest automaton there ever was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7aeWQCF1jM

>>45786866
>ywn watch your kot daughter go on an adventure with your marshmallow cat
it hurts...

>>45786910
A lot

>>45786690
Shitposters need to be reminded where they are.

>>45786967
too much kot...

>>45787000
Album located!

>>45787005
>kot album
Oh no?!

Day of the cat...

>>45785991
>*Holy sound effects*
>the angelic DJ speaks
>"You’re listening to-"
>*Holy Harp twang*
>"-67.2 Covenant Radio. The religious and faithful broadcast station for the entire Orlando Plateau area. Blessed and approved by The Order's Ministry of Broadcasts."
>*chiming sound effects*
>"Holy FM."
>*Loud church chorus chanting*
>"We play daily scheduled sermons for the masses to listen and pray to."
>*bell diiiing*
>"Where we read and recite scriptures and memorable sayings from the good books."
>*another bell ding*
>"Where we listen to confessions of sins and help give guidance to redemption."
>*more gratuitous Church chanting*
>"And we play and broadcast live Sunday Services."
>*sounds of a male priest saying: "E Nomine Madre~"*
>"Where we play Holy Songs, Sacred Hymns and more Holy Songs. And sometimes Opera and classical musics in weekday afternoons.
>*Hallelujah*
>"This is not your unfaithful hooligan's nor apostate's radio station."
>*Genesong from Halo 2/Halo 2 Anniversary/Master Chief Collection starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6oHQhDM73w

>>45786968
Order-aligned h*man women really need mamonomana correction

>>45787097
holy mother of cringe, I guess this is what spacebattles autists would find "cool"

>>45786003
That's a big stinger... What does she use it for?

there should be more stories about eproing tombs and caves to find powerful monsters

Nacho wife
Giant spider time

>pharaoh calling me peasant scum and demeaning me for daring to stand in her royal presence after I wandered into her tomb on a tour of the desert kingdom
>agree with her and tell her she's right, someone like her eclipses me and is far out of my league
>tell her I'm not worth enough to interact with her and leave
>she quietly watches me vanish before breaking down into tears because of how lonely she is
Now she will wallow in her self pity and I will not return and console her because I am going back to my own country now. She will always be alone because she chooses to be. This is as fate intended.
SUFFER PHARAOH

>>45786793
>take the order's new mecha out to fight a kaiju
>it's a close fight but in the end she's still stronger
>her final attack rips out the powerplant and shuts down the entire mecha
>sitting in complete darkness, all you can do is wait for her to crush the cockpit and kill you
>but the attack never comes
>after a few minutes you hear someone outside fumbling with the emergency cockpit release
>maybe the order sent backup to drive her off, or maybe she just lost interest in you
>as the cockpit opens, you see that your rescuer is the same kaiju you just fought, but human-sized
>turns out she's more interested than ever

what happens if you ask the sphinx to ask the audience?

>>45787507
You can ask but the audience is five mummies and a sandworm.

>>45787507
the walls rise to reveal a fully packed studio

>>45787507
>>45787521
>Mummys groaning guttural noises with little cohesion but they are all fascinated with B
>Ghouls doing the same thing except a tenth as many and ten times as loud
>Anubis has a chalkboard out trying to draw a schematic of the problem with far too little time
>Pharoh trying to use her voice but is drowned out by mummy noises
>Apophis trying to use her voice but is drowned out by having pharoh's throat in her mouth
>Genie knows the answer but can't get her voice heard from out of the lamp
>Griffon picking through the cash prize while everyone is busy
>Sandworm is the most normal one there

>>45786575
>Raised by Alp
Humongous bara stud teenager. Leatherman cultural uniform is optional.

>>45786820
> 15(5) = 75 > 100
The math doesn’t work. Order mecha remain objectively bigger. Gremlin womanlets become kaijulets, when allowed to mecha. They only win their battles due to their dirty tricks and low ‘blows’. Going so far as to make a weapon that installs a functional penis on Order mecha was amusing the first time. But that was before mecha sex destroyed my local Alpie’s grocery store. No amount of free mecha porn is worth having to buy groceries at Food Manticore — the jumpscare discounts ain’t worth the hassle.

>>45786575
>mom hands you a spear and a shield, then transforms into her dragon form
>"Now the hardest part of becoming a dragon knight is learning how to fight while mounted. We'll start by practicing against standing targets, then moving targets, then flying targets. First things first, climb on my back"

>>45787666
but what if he doesn't want to be a dragon knight satan?

>>45787717
wheres the fucking bacon

>>45787686
His mom will react calmly and rationally.
>"Of course, honey. I would never dream of forcing a life on you that you don't want."
>For WEEKS after that, Anon hears his mother crying in the night, with snippets of "why doesn't he love me?" and "I just want to be close to him!"
>Your parents always look a little tired these days.
>Your dad keeps telling you that *training* for a job isn't the same thing as *taking* that job, then giving you meaningful looks.
>Your mother pretends nothing is wrong.
>But she's clearly hurt.
>Your Saturday morning pancakes are no longer animal-shaped and no longer decorated with finely diced fruits, nuts, and chocolate.

>>45787722
her ass is the bacon

>>45787741
ushis and spooders don't have ass

>>45787736
>>Your Saturday morning pancakes are no longer animal-shaped and no longer decorated with finely diced fruits, nuts, and chocolate.
an actual tragedy

>>45787760
I beg to differ

Humans got smart by expanding their consciousness. How is this done? Mushrooms!

>>45787810
i will not huff the smelly mushroom musk (spores)

>>45787810
Her shrooms like like dicks, she has dick hands, lol

Miss Dhampir doesn't like her mom being not 100% modest. Doesn't help mom vamp is in her late 40s already.

you're not gonna leave a poor lil lady outside are you?

Explain how a hatter would seduce me

>>45788068
Not unless she throws that condom away.

>>45788174
I dunno, the condom is way up there in making her more intriguing to me.
Like, what's her game, bro?
Is she gonna use it to fill up a little succusnack for later?
Is it some kind of weird roleplay scenario?
Is it cursed and only her succupuss can get it off my dick?
I GOTTA KNOW, MAN! I GOTTA KNOW!

>>45787097
Can anyone refer me a good or decent lawyer with an affordable price? Imma sue this anon for slandering an Order radio station. Plus, angel do not play or listen to cringe nu-metal! This is slander in the highest order!!?

>>45788249
i only listen to 80s speed metal

>>45788249

Not enough moths

The Order zealots castrated me for expressing sympathy for monsters so I can never give one my essence. Now I'm gonna rot in the dungeon until death.

Reminder to not stick your dick in random monster orifices

>>45788437
>t.Bright Glowing Demon Realm Spook posting

>>45788459
I choose the monster orifices i stick my dick in very carefully(it's foxes)

>>45788476
>anon cums from a thighjob

>>45788476
need ran as my momster

>>45788381
Moths flocking to flashing neon signs!

>>45788355
How did she pass the bar?

>>45788629
Polevault

Gonna show eros monsters footage of domestic abuse on males
What could possibly go wrong?

>>45788655
They will laugh since it's just femdom.

>>45788667
I hope a dark elf becomes your best friend and you see the world in a different way, developing compassion and understanding for their culture.

>>45788679
Lol, lmao even. Kill me on sight if a dark elf is nearby, will be far more faster

>>45788716
She won't let you, cause besties look out for each other

I will fucking dropkick the Sabbath's Witness Bapho and send her loli ass flying into oncoming traffic if she knocks on my door one more goddamn time asking for a minute of my day to learn about her stupid religion.

>45788728
Fuck off with your forced alping shit

>>45788749
get a hag wife

>>45785991

Why is my elf companion looking at me like that...?
I didn't acciendely shoot her,nor did i offend her...i'd say we did some great deeds together

In a small town of weresheep, where every sheep is clean-shaven, there is a very small boy.
This boy shaves all weresheep that don't shave themselves and only the weresheep who don't shave themselves.
is the boy safe?

Fuck foxes.

>>45789001
All hellhounds are black.
If something is not black, it is not a hellhound.
My hellhound is black, so is a hellhound.
My kiki is not black, so is not a hellhound.

>>45786575
>Kej incubi son
Of course he'll have very nice, glossy hair that also grows back faster than usual. Mama kej will love spending time giving him haircuts and pampering him

I've finally cracked the code on this fry-seeking quest. I will just learn how to make my own fries at home for her instead of traveling all over the world as its getting somewhat exhausting. I hope she likes sweet potato fries.

>>45789095
where's the snussy?

>>45789108
right down at the base of the tail

apophis more like apooppiss

I will not be defeated by foxes

>>45789119
why is it so far down?

>>45788917
the mysterious bug language.

>>45789126
That's what they all say.

>>45789151
>Order hero on Zipanguese, 10 seconds before he got foxxed

>Lvl 1 skill who counters every mamono
Why aren't you using it?

triangle choke by bunny girl or boobie choke by holst

>>45789177
It's a trap. They can't do anything while you're petting them but you can't do anything either and you get countered hard as soon as you stop.

>>45789177
>Rapehound, rapekot, rapeweasel and rapeautist all now gathered because you used the 'overpowered skill'
>Now forced to continue headpatting them in a way that not one of them gets impatient, rapes you, then the others join in
>No plan for what happens when you need to sleep
foiled again by tutorial fairy's shit guide to beastwomen

>>45789192
>>45789202
Use your free hand to put a collar on them, it's a cheap level 1 beastmaster item sold in every dark elf shop.

>>45789233
>Putting your hand anywhere near zap weasel fluff
>Putting your hand anywhere near manticore fluff
the other two you might get away with - until you stop petting

>You just want a normal vampire wife
>She keeps saying how the blood of Caine makes our fate
>TFW she’s hoarding White Wolf RPG books

>>45789256
Never touch a raiju with both hands. The moment you complete the circuit it's over.

>>45789269
For me it's Vampire gf who speaks only in Legacy of Kain quotes
>hey honey, dinner's ready
>VAE VICTIS

>>45789256
i understand raiju fluff but what's wrong with manticore fluff?
is it dangerous to touch?

Your date has arrived.

>>45789350
Is she behind the fox?

>>45789360
yup, hidden in her tail. be sure to check in it well and nice.

get a mindflayer and manticore so you can become a pantycore

>>45788651
Case law also supports the OH YEAH! methodology.

>>45788762
Is that what’s implied?

need massive monster girl ass
i want a 2/3 of her mass to be in her lower half

>>45789445
Have you heard the good word of Crabitalism?

>>45789458
sorry im allegric to shellfish

>>45789445
Did you know most of a mushroom's mass and body is contained in its lower portions (mycelium)?
Crazy, right?
Mad, even...

>>45789462
Don't be so shellfish anon

>>45789479
>>45789479
just how big we talking about...

>>45789496
upwards of 90/95% of a mushroom can be mycelium

What happens if I'm too mean to a mino?

ehehe

>>45789514
You'll make her cry. Who's the real monster here?

>>45789504
Jesus, imagine the ass

>>45789570
She can be my backpack any day

>>45789589
A certain hatter pic exemplifies this perfectly

>>45789598
Mycelibum

>>45789637
The type of girl that forces you to do a pinning check when she sits in your lap.

dont sit in miss hatter's chair or when she 'change places' she will sit on you. nobody wants that.

psst anon
good stuff for sale here

>>45789529
I love this artist's work

>>45789724
Is there anything that can kill Eldritch women? I refuse to turn into a monster boy.

Alps are best girls, Alplims are even better girls
I'm tired of pretending that Alps are shit when they are one of the best and become the sexiest girls, even more sexy than Succs by canon standards

>eros believers when I draw an anatomically accurate heart instead of their silly shape

>45789751
Take your transsexual fetish back to /lgbt/, please.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115137196
ms elf kinda scary...

>>45789753
cupid is a loserr who's noodle arms can't operate a bow with any real draw wait

marshmallow cat Girl when?

>>45789751
Vampire lolis are the perfect companions for human women and I’m tired of pretending otherwise!
https://files.catbox.moe/anegga.jpeg

>>45789796
Nothing is stopping you from sticking your dick in the current marshmallow cats, they are just mamono familiars.

>>45789751
Personally I don't mind an alp as long as she loves me unconditionally and craves for my affection.

>>45789807
You won’t say that if she’s a crinj OC neet lilim.

>>45789804
With luck one will monsterize into a marshmallow catgirl.

>>45789751
Alp milk

>>45789827
all these years later and that's still not an image of an alp

>>45789836
You're right, it's an Alplim

over 200 girls and you go for the alp.

>>45789446
>Besties
Yes since a woman term used for woman to woman's "friendship"

You don't want the Alplim? Fine, then enjoy the Cucklim and her lectures on advantages of having "sisterwives"

>>45789751
>Alplims
>DL finally births her first son
>Turns out to be another dorky lim like her sisters.
>Keeps happening.

>>45789753
I am sure ocelomehs would appreciate it.

I love Alps and I'm tired of pretending that I don't

>>45789903
the example dark strategist isnt an alp

>>45789895
Horrible ending

>>45789895
>dark elf mindbroke an anon
>years later she isn't that into domming anymore and is kind of weirded out by it
lol

>>45789895
this is really cute i dont understand why people don't like dark elves when it's clear they both love each other

>>45789931
Because don't want to be slaves, you're retarded if you can't understand

>>45789931
Because marriage is a horrible institution no matter what you call it.

>I bet your head can fit in here

>>45789908
All succubi might as well be alps, it’s all the same.

>>45789931
they apply their pre-existing ideas of s&m to them without a second thought

>>45789915
Please no, that's genuinely one of my biggest fears with MGE.
>>45789937
All monsters do that, they enslave you to them with love and pleasure. Dark elves are just...less subtle about it. I understand not liking the overt dom tones though

>>45789986
Yeah id assume they exist to facilitate those fetishes, just like other monsters are good for other fetishes.

>>45789912
Best ending

>>45789863
I dunno. All usages I’ve seen irl are basically gender-neutral. Are you implying the boring type of friendship or the schoolgirl kind of friendship?

>>45789931
I find Dark Elves disrespectful and mean, and I'm saying that as someone who would be glad to marry an Amazoness.

>>45789931
Guess it isn’t made clear that they love each other, besides general idiocy.

>>45790006
What about them is disrespectful?

>>45789988
The profile implies that her ‘kinky weirdo switch’ is always on, moreso than any s&m inclinations.

>The beatings will continue until our bond improves

>Hey, anon
>You know you can say if I ever get too domineering... or mean... or possessive.
>I want you to know you can trust me. So even if I do enjoy our more physical sessions, that comes after your wellbeing, okay?
>Do you want to cuddle and drink some hot chocolate together to relax?

domesticate the elves

>not raising your own dark elf daughter-wife

>>45790092
a few more generations and they'll have litter numbs appear on their heads

>>45790033
The slavery shtick, even if it's a larp.

>>45789931
They bore me in MGE

Domesticate the harpies

>>45790079
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE OR I KILL MYSELF

Domesticate the druella (plural)

>>45790189
drullae are the plurality

>>45790172
jub is what awaits all birds

did you know the plural noun of dragon is a carton.
>I saw a carton of dragons flying overhead last week
>There is a carton of dragons seething on 4mon

>>45790203
Haha, I get it, it's because of the cartons of wine they consume often.

>>45790203
I meant collective noun, miss haku don't rape me

Am I really the only guy who liked the dark elf from journey of the magi? Seeing all the dark elf discussion reminded me of it

Seeing monster magic/nature become a major hubristic downfall is entertaining, but that’s too far for most. At the least, it should cause some actual inconveniences or complications. Pic is an elf.

>>45790230
Never read that.

>>45790092
https://twitter.com/Dishwasher1910/status/1736374404601495927
This artist is so pathetic.

>>45790230
Yes, by far the worst example of dark elves with the other magi story about them.

>>45786184
Artist?

>>45790230
I like the version of her in my head where there is more going on underneath and she has a more delicate, loving side to her. But I'm pretty sure that isn't what you see in the story.

>>45790304
wait, you read twitter? what are you doing

Royal guard anubises > high priestess anubises

>>45790302
Would recommend, fair warning it's got darker tones.
>>45790311
Same, I was writing a story about her where she kind of admitted she's so dominant because she's afraid of people not loving her anymore and leaving her. I'd probably have her simmer down a lil but just enough to keep her edge
>>45790305
Damn I liked magus's other story with dark elves, I'm a bit wild though since I do want to be lovingly groomed into the perfect husband. It's a reason I love d elves

Post girls that will hypnotize you

>>45790418
owl spats

>>45790418
>hypnotize you
with her boobs

What is this fox plotting?

>>45790418
i'll tell a gazer hypnosis doesn't work on me

>>45789177
If you're going to do something that will only delay your inevitable defeat via nonstop bed-breaking sex, at least go and bite down on a kot's nape. They still have that instinct that gets them to relax, and you'll be fine as long as your jaw doesn't get tired. Good luck afterwards, though.

>>45790456
just put a binder clip on ms cheshires neck and run

>>45790373
>groomed into perfect husband
What does that mean?

semi related i think my apartment might have a ghost,

>>45790493
Nonsense! You're just being paranoid. Go to sleep.

Most unhinged monster girl?

>>45790538
cursed sword doesn't have much chill

>>45790418
I wanna be hypnotized by a lamia belly dancer

>>45790500
yes dear

>>45790538
Foxes.

Monsters are scary

>>45790568
support your thesis

>>45790601
big scary eyes staring straight into my soul

>>45790333
>black sclera
Graped anubis confirmed, proceed with caution

>>45790611
look at that tail though

>>45790547
First date stabbings definitely qualify. So lizards too, I guess.
>>45790566
>hating tofu this much
It’s an edge case, but tofu does suck.

>>45790608
Basilisk master race.

Rata mofu > fox mofu

Scolding a dark knight for forgetting her packed lunch in front of her colleagues!
Scolding her for not having her full armor on while she makes excuses like "I am not going on an expedition." then insisting she takes it anyway. Her replying meekly "Yes, dear." whenever I scold her! Her single colleagues being torn between snickering at her and being jealous!

I think some might get a kick out of this, and i was playing around with AI img2img and basically made a harpy helicopter
https://i.4cdn.org/h/1705174248479402.png

>>45790538
Ms. White Horn

>>45790679
>make cookies for your wife's unit
>hand them out to them while telling them to be careful and treating them like daughters
>give the wife a kiss goodbye while giving her a lunch made with love
>don't know you are known as the husband of the unit since you always take care of them
>don't know they want to make it reality and not just a title

>>45790738
Why, what would she do?

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>>45790788
she'll do anything for your love
anything

Beware of sneaky snakes, they blend in when on two legs.

>>45790836
>get their backs blown out in ghettos
I'm sorry, this is not the thread for your blacked fetish. Unless you meant mamono ghetto.

>>45790839
i bet it's something really reasonable and romantic

>>45790788
Stand outside your window looking in, even during a blizzard

>>45790883
Sounds like she just wants in to warm up. I'd let her inside.

Big cats big love

Deleted my story and restarting from scratch. Felt like I rushed things and I don't want things rushed since I want to take this one a bit more seriously.

>>45790856
Neither “blacked fetish” nor human ghettoes are involved unless you want them to be.

>>45790919
she's endangered, you know

>>45790919
Jinko knows what I need, that's yet another reason why she's the best girl.

>>45790948
Prove it.

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>peak mentally ill /trash/ bait
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>>45789735
wondering what being a barber for mamano is like

>>45790948
Surely she can provide some sort of proof of that

>>45790948
That's what all the monsters say to get into bed with you.

>>45791012
I'd get into bed with a Jinko if their population was booming too.

I will NOT be a heat source for kots

>>45790839
(but she won't do that)

>>45791052
guys nut harder if they think the species they're breeding is endangered

>>45791077
you wouldnt keep the poor kot out in the cold, right anon?

>>45791087
No, I wouldn't but a collar is needed to enter

>Do you need a ride, Mister?

>>45791098
damaged goods cheshy...

Today I will tell a monster that I do not consent to sexual intercourse with her

>>45790883
Ms. White Horn is delivering your pizza, she's been waiting for 30 minutes like this

>>45791365
It better be hot and ready still!

>>45791394
she is

>>45791123
She's cute

If the portals were to open are you going through and where are you planning on living?

>>45785991

>>45791474
Hagville

>>45791474
Depends if mamono come here en masse and/or this world gets affected by mamonomana. If not then I go in, otherwise I stay. I don't like fantasy lands, even with MGE's spin about magitech and whatnot.

>>45786058
man i love the innocent energy that elf gives off

>>45791474
eros church

>>45791549
wyorm?

Year of the female lizard.

>>45791122
mayor anon requests the aid of centaur mercs in protecting his town from a recent influx of banditry, they wouldn't abuse the situation would they?

>>45791122
For the last time, no. I’m only heading down the street to the nearby gas station to get some chips. Now, will you please stop following me.

>>45791549
This is really good, I love it. Not even a greenworm fan, but it's nice to see someone care about them so much, and the art is always tons of fun.

>>45791549
I'LL START THIS OFF
WITHOUT ANY WORDS
I ATE SO MUCH
I COCCOONED TILL I PAPPED
I LOVE MY VEG BETTER THAN YOU

>>45791549
>>45791718
>>45791689
i only like greenworms because of the quality content people ,make of them

>just stares at you

>>45791784
i'm not into stupid dragons, id just ignore her, they have small attention span she would eventually go do something else

>>45791784

>>45791784
Boop her on the nose.

>>45791801

>>45791784
What happens if you return the smile?

>>45790538
wurns of the white variety

>>45791861
you are now legally married

>>45791881
Taking notes from her nureonago friend, I see.

I would like to play in the grass with my cute wurmling daughters and their mother.

spiky tongue blowjob

>>45791921
Yeah but mamono banana makes the spikes be not hurty

Kissing a pregnant Lim's belly and telling her that I can't wait to meet our daughteru!

>>45791843
need freaking wurm insurance, how else do you deal with all this property damage

>>45791939
Hit her with a rolled up newspaper any time she breaks something. She'll stop quickly.

>>45791939
just live in the wurm cave

>>45791951
>Hit her
I think anyone who hits their wife, let alone one as sweet as a wurm, is in for a rough time. I try very hard not to wish misfortune on others, but I would hope that someone comes along and teaches that person a lesson.

>>45791921
would

>>45791951
>>45791979
it wouldnt even be effective, she wouldnt even feel the newspaper thats how tough their bodies are

You should always choose your party members primarily based on fuckability.
Warrior child belly and thighs erotic..!

>>45792004
It's the gesture that matters.

>>45791784
I need an evil wurm with fangs and a long snake tongue to coil me and tell me about how our progeny will burrow through the earth until every continent falls into the caverns we carve as a family.

>>45792033
then how else do you get dumb wurms to stop causing property damage?

>>45792084
Tell them it's very mean.

>>45791921
purrjob

Has there ever been a name given for the world of MGE beyond localities?

>>45792056
evil wurm will make all the shiny rocks in the worlds hers!

>>45792135
Those talons scare me, but I must press on

imagine wurm with super-intelligence

>>45792230
A wurm with super intelligence equates to average intelligence of humans.

wurms are very smart
thing is they run mamano 98 on 3 mb ram

>>45792245
How do I download more ram onto my wurm?

>>45792251
have her eat it

>>45792273
ram is silicon and sand is silicon, so you can do the same thing by feeding her sand

>>45792251
get her some ram sticks from the old automaton factory and get some dark mage to covert it to wurms favorite stones

is there a limit to how much ram a wurm can have?

>>45792294
determined by the wurm expansion slots

>>45792182
i will put up a no loitering sign to distract her

>>45792312
that won't stop her because she can't read

>>45792294
indictaed by the rings on their horns, some are special who have infinite ram space. those have very strange horn shapes and they often talk with a way more city accent, not posh. Posh means its a ryu larping as a wurm

>>45792018
I'm looking for a fresh party to lvl up but their stats keep appearing as interrogation symbols, well since it says nothing so I guess they are as a fresh and new as me

>>45791474
Go to MGE land, I really hate it here. Too many bad memories

>>45785991
Buenas Tardes1

>>45792018
i just picked mine based on how i wanted to heal (through breast feeding), how I wanted to sleep (on top of the monster girl), and how I like m tanks ( extreme bottom heavy

>ancient warfare nerd A. Non gets portaled, doesn't know anything
>Dusts himself off on the side of the road in pre-invasion Lescatie and spergs out immediately as he finds the garrison
>"Incredible! Plate armor with a hauberk, this isn't cheap either... Hey, why don't any of you have spears? I haven't seen one in the entire city. Spears are actually highly effective against cavalry when in formation, and if you say these 'monsters' have as many steeds as you say... Hey, where'd everyone g- MMMPH!"
>"Oh man, are you a brigand or something? Weird robes... I don't have any family here, so you won't get much of a ranso- Wow, is that a genuine kunai handsmithed with wrought iron?! Can I hold it? Aw, thanks! This is a bit dull... I practice smithing in my free time, I don't have the tools but maybe we could borrow some time at a smithy and whip up something nice... Yeah... What do you mean 'the hidden village needs a helpful househusband?'"

Shortstack baphos are too powerful.

Please don't post any more of them. I don't want them to get stronger.

>>45792444
i would be in heaven and most likely would be a massive sally, lizzie, and the living weapon magnet, like even pulling ones from the edge of the world

>>45785991
I'm taking the small one home

A Hebi can't slither fast enough to catch me when I'm running full sprint on both feet.

>get portal'd
>panic like mad
>this alerts monsters
Unfair

>>45792469
The runt of the litter is always the feistiest. Even if she's a head or two shorter than you.

>>45792475
>Portaled
>Have no mana generation because this world lacks magic entirely
>Turn into an alp
most likely scenario for all of us unfortunately. mge is too good to be true for us.