/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have a hypothesis for why The Order prohibits the cowgirl sexual position. After the Chief God was defeated by the Demon Lord and her husband, she was charged with demonic corruption as a result of the battle and after she escaped, raped a beloved beau using the cowgirl position before she was able to shake the demonic corruption off.

>>45774093
i desire to get jiangshis from that undead mist lich that got a shop in little mist, all I need is like 40

What's a hellhound going to do against me with my carkeys between my fists?

>>45774118
slap em out of your hands, then amazon press

>>45774093
Last chance!
>>45736291
>>45744059
The voting ends in about 13 hours, which (barring any board- or site-wide disasters) should be before the current thread expires.

>>45774106
>sex with the chief goddess as a reward for defeating monsters
>apologizes after for losing control of herself
yes please...

>>45774126
ah, but I'll jingle them and the dumb dog will get distracted.
as long as I keep jingling those keys, she won't rape me - and will eventually leave me alone.
better yet, I trade her the keys to get to keep my virginity! Flawless plan.

>>45774152
You keep jingling the keys, pacifying her, but also making her follow you wherever you go.
She will not take the keys and only remains pacified as long as you jingle them.
Your arm will tire eventually.

>>45774152
>Hellhound's face when anon isn't quaking with fear, but is just jangling his keys in front of her like a retard

Spay your hellhounds. Do not allow them to breed.

>>45774093
Sorry for forgetting the thread title. Here's a picture from my collection to show my sincerity.

well imma take a risk
this is an attempt at making something new
its a wurm holst in a forest

I wouldn't even be mad.

>>45774199
She must really like giving her husband handjobs with her left hand.

>>45774199
kek

>>45774199
/d/ please

>>45774221
she quite handy in both hands
>>45774234
is it the tits or the muscles?

Give hatter porn

Staying alive
Staying alive
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Staying alive!

>>45774243
there will never be hatter smut

>>45774243
no promises

>>45774252
Damn, this is weird. I've had that song stuck in my head all day today and yesterday. For reference, this is me too >>45774213

Is "Staying Alive" a shirohebi approved song?

>>45774277
I don't know but it's pretty disco

>>45774243
Big hat.

>>45774285
It's peak 1970s.

>>45774093
What kind of retard made this OP?

>>45774243
Here you go, Hatter no longer covering herself.

I will NEVER lose to monsters! Not even the ones with extremely fluffy mofu!

>Internet wizard anon attempts to stay virgin after the Day of the Rape
>Many monster girls attempt to sex him
>His autism kills every situation much to his delight
>Many other monster girls attempt to rape him
>His otherworldy powers cause each girl to have a comedic accident before rape
>They leave defeated
>He's sweating bullets but relieved
>Wizardhood must be preserved
>He wards off even the most advanced seduction spells from succubi
>Internet wizard anon becomes the most desired man among monster girls within a thousand mile radius.
>There's a bounty on him to take his virginity
>Nearly a hundred monster girls have failed
>One frustrated bapho even tried to alp him thinking he must be gay, but he was too straight for it to work
>She rage quit so hard she became a recluse

>>45774296
WHFtard I believe, judging by >>45774198
At least this time it's not AC or other off-topic image in OP

What evolutionary advantage does miss hatters fat fucking caboose provide?

>>45774332

>>45774349
Extra cushion for sitting at tea parties

>>45774349
It’s a conversation piece and ice breaker

>>45774350
My cute jackal fox thing.

>>45774199
Goddamn look at those arms, its like literal rope

>>45774349
Destroying order heros by sitting on them until they mindbreak

>>45774375
Dudes probably never seen a muscle in his life.

>>45774403
anon, u do know that muscles will twist around the bone as you move your arms right
>>45774375
thanks for the complient

>>45774349
allows for massive amounts of weight they can squat

Cat

>>45774437
cats

>>45774277
It's more of a sandworm song. Walking with rhythm is guaranteed to attract a worm if you do it long enough.

>>45774440
cats

>>45774462
cats

x is best girl

>>45774491
Peace was never an option
t. fan of y

Depression is rearing its head around again
Why aren't monster real yet?

>>45774505
We keep cooming. It's gonna take a group effort of everyone in this thread to not coom for at least a month before the portals will open.

>>45774499
>y
>not z

making babies with x

>>45774511
α females are where it's at.

>>45774093
hebi

>>45774540
I would gladly take a hebi if she actually loved me

>>45774549
You won't get that but she will say you taste really good.

>>45774549
The eros extremists are taking notes of all your posts. Be careful what you wish.

>>45774549
don't doubt hebis love
their love is eternal

im really scared of a very bottom heavy hatter
like truly scared of them

When it comes to harpies, do you count their birthday being the day the egg is laid, or the day it hatches?

Thank goodness the lighthouse I've been posted at is elevated high up on a rock face impossible to reach except by helicopter. There's no worry of a Kraken getting me up here.

>>45774623
The hatching. Celebrating the egg laying is like celebrating the conception.

>>45774623
Birds don't have birthdays. They have hatchdays. So yeah, when they hatch.

Kuudere Shirohebi deserves a clingy husband.

>>45774592
I'm so affection starved I'll take pretty much anything at this point, the more desperate and affection-starved they are, the better.

>>45774670
All shirohebis deserve clingy husbandos

I don't understand.
Where's the evidence hatter has a big butt

>>45774675
But the kuu one especially to make up for her difficulty in expressing her feelings.

>>45774691
Just some anon's fantasy. Not an actual canon thing. Like how jabberwocks are fat or vore monsters or whatever some rando feels they should be.

>>45774691
Where's the evidence they don't have big butts?

>>45774691
she can disappear my face under her fat cheeks if she sits on it.
that's the evidence

>>45774674
Anon, stop. Everything you say can and will be used in the eros court. You are going to get a life of love sentence, with no possibility of parole.

>>45774691
show me a monster with a larger ass

The crow tengus are smarter than we thought; they've got an automaton and it's been looking towards our camp ever since I spotted it. We need to kill all the radios and get as far away from here as possible.

>>45774704
The vore monster shit is just a thread pest that’s been doing that for years. Jabberfag just likes his wife tall and thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

>>45774792
Do not slander the bane of dormice and the cat cruncher lest you incur the wrath of her vorepal sword.

>>45774763
Troll is a strong contender.

>>45774812
Troll stink gross.

What if I accuse a monster of objectifying me? They need to be reminded I am not some human sexual object, I have rights.

>>45774733
Eros can do her worst, I am too miserable to care.

>>45774805
Someone has to keep the dormouse population under control. Who better than a voracious, prideful, pink dragon?

>>45774835
>"Yes, I am objectifying you."

>>45774812
she can't have the biggest hands and biggest ass.
it's just not possible.
if anyone can compete with hatter, it's one of the kots probably.

>>45774822
Trolls are described as having a strong musk, but not unpleasant.

>>45774851
Troll propaganda and cope.
Gonna drop off soaps and perfumes at doorstep every few nights with notes telling her to take a bath or shower.

>>45774835
The biology of mamono is that they need semen to survive. So really you're a pump. If you want a specific object. Maybe a tank.

There are no hellhounds in Canada. Because they were chased off by an even stronger, more aggresive and more domineering monstergirl.

>>45774835
>Look at what he's wearing!
Anon is dressed in full winter garb
>He's asking for it!
Anons objectify themselves

>>45774854
i will marry a beelzebub, bubble slime, horc and troll and i will stink

>>45774865
Nobody goes into the woods during Autumn anymore. A moose will catch your scent from miles away and track you across any terrain.

>>45774854
t. Anon who's about to drown in troll armpit for the next 5 hours.

Elves that have Holstaur grandmothers.

>>45774905
id rather be defeated in a snek (arm)pit

>>45774898
Aren't moose retard?

>>45774093
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness.

>lean over to kiss your short anubis gf
>get poked in the eye by her big fucking ears

>>45774592
I'll save them the trouble since I am unlovable, unworthy of love, and have already come to terms that I will die alone and unfulfilled.

>>45775001

>>45774969
They're extremely aggressive in mating season.

>>45774865
My cabbages!

Enter my mouth! Enter your destiny!

Keep your personal files safe, install anti-monster software today

>>45775001
>>45774837
Queue to these two anons being livestreamed ahegaoing to Cupid love correction as a warning to all those who have given up on loving themselves.

>>45774763
bnnuy

>>45775073
They already fucked up then, they would never be able to get me to ahegao because my mouth would be full of giant hag tiddy

>>45775067
Only if she lets me build that sick mancave I've been putting off setting up for years.

>>45775069
Such is life with a housekot

>>45775095
Nice ass but your girls still require a paper bag over their heads

>>45775097
Gotta pose for the propaganda video first anon, then you get your hag tiddy

>>45775125
well need more time in the oven, tried to mess with faces, still need more practice

Cat titties.

what happens if you get a kot and a dog?
do they undermine eachother's attempts to rape you and turn you against the other, or do they team up and make you their lovetoy?

>>45775203
Spy vs spy shenanigans that you are somehow completely oblivious of despite their antics very clearly happening all around you

wurm but with legs

>>45775203
depends if they are taller than you and/or evil.
a kiki or sphinx would probably not betray you.
a hellhound or chesh though?

Are you sure you can handle an ancient evil?

>>45775220
These damn lamia keep eating my chickens! Do they know how hard it is to keep a chicken farm when every snake/chupacabra/wolf in the county is after your livestock?

>>45775322
Anon, get the hint please.

i want not corrupted rapist angels, just have it that in their natural state they are horny just good at hiding it

RADICAL SABBATH

>>45775378
>Radical Loli
>This girl is all business all the time. Vibrates through walls, can tunnel underground.

>>45775396
almas clothes never looked particularly sexual to me.

>>45774999
>be Anon
>Anubiswaifu schedules twin-handed ear-rub
>drag her by the ears into unscheduled BJ
>keep earrubbing in rhythm
>throatfuck Tismwan while she ahegaos
>rest of day schedule thrown out

gonna call succubus succutebus and laugh at my witty joke in front of her

what do i do when i wake up and a ghost is raping me and I cant move for some reason

>>45775378
>Blade of the scythe-broom pointing downards
Kinda dangerous, no?

Foxxwaifu
>always do your research

>https://youtu.be/N7kWyCVH7k0?si=ALBVnsP7FvkxF_vX

>>45775378
Needs shades to be more radical.
>>45775424
Careful with telling dad jokes to succubi.

>>45775448
>bb's unfunny slop cut up into a fucking yt video
Jesus fucking christ, do zoomies really?

>>45775448
Funny stuff.

>>45775044
>'Sorry aboot that.'
Keeps apologising, but also keeps eating Anon's cabbages.
Get her a TimmyH and your cabbages are safe.
But not your pelvis.
>she throws Anon onto the bonnet of his car
>Moosegirl position and Reverse-moosegirl
>car is a wreck afterwards
>'Sorry aboot that.'

what do I do if a succ 'kyaa's' at me?

>>45775490
Who needs a car when you have a walking biological reinforced tank.

>>45775505
Mating press.

>>45775461
Constantly.

>>45775505
run
run now

>>45775389
>....can tunnel underground.
Check underneath your basement if you live near a Sabbath.

Danuki interest intensifies...

>>45775505
Assume position

>>45775389
>can tunnel underground.
oy vey

>>45775505
hold her hand to stun her then make a quick get away

>>45775505
Succs are like homeless people. Just pretend you can't see them.

>>45775505
The government doesn't want you to know this, but the succubi that kyaa at you are free, you can take them home. I have 10 succbutts.

>>45775505
you should MARRY the succ!
and LOVE the succ!
how AMAZING it is that she chose YOU yes YOU to KYAA at!
Congratulations! She loves you SO MUCH!

I love posting gacha in generals where they don't belong!

I love posting monstergirls. Post the monstergirls you love.

>>45775582
Speaking of unfunny shit.

>>45775750

>>45775750
Here you go, my favorite.

>>45775785
I like the one on left, right one is meh

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

Man those Fallen Nuns are pretty weird.

Monsters must hate people with condom fetishes

>>45775862
>mamono pussy juices evolve to dissolve/weaken latex
broken condom fetish is still condom fetish

>>45775857
>Well the other day I stole the priest's sandwich when she wasn't looking and then I rubbed my nuts all over it and then I put it back and watched her eat it

>>45775954
believe or not 1 week ago this couple was a proud brickwall of a paladin and the teensiest of fairies.

You have encountered the Bunny Villager.
She is completely innocent, harmless and friendly. She will not betray your trust.

>>45775990
Which way to Bunbun Village?

>>45775990
I rob her at swordpoint.

>>45775954
>>45775966
damn monsters, they steal all your stats, they can not be trusted

>>45775073
Cupids can do their worst, i'm just a ugly hush that not even the most desperated hag would be close to me

is an eros oni hot pink?

>>45775857
Monster nuns are the best

>>45775857
Why does the confession box have a drop down bed?

>>45776177
A clear browser history reveals more than a full one"

>>45776134
Then you are level 1 and they leave you abandoned on the side of the road. Back to zero with nothing but hate in your heart.

>>45776177

This isn't what I expected when the oberkommando said they were sending a Panther battalion

>>45776279
That's just a badly disguised pyrow. You can even see her horns.

>>45774093
Stereotypical Sapin and or Tilea romantic comedy comics, have each issue end with the male lead having his face covered in giant red cartoon kiss marks by the lovely and beautiful female characters. But in Zipangu comics, each issue ends in no sex and the woman slowly aging in realtime out of her peak ripeness. Care to explain this to me, Zipangu-philes?

>>45775761
Indeed, ain't nothing funny from going borderline insane from hearing Zipangese in your walls.

>>45776186
The better question is why doesn't every building have one? You never know if a helpless human needs a good rest or if a couple wants some lovey dovey alone time!

lay Evil Immediately

so is the DL ever gonna kill the chief god?

>>45774199
Baki looking ass.

>>45776392
>last fight
>chief god gets the upper hand through mcguffin
>hero sacrifices himself
>the explosion of energy somehow lets them win
>but the hero is dead, his last breath changing the entire world
>the future is a yuri relationship between the CG and DL.

>>45776392
How can you kill a god?

>>45775403
Well she prefers martial arts to succubus'ing so that sort of fits.

>>45776392
Kill? No. Eventually the chief godess is going to end up monsterized, or who knows, maybe they will find a middle point and the chief goddess will accept the new status quo, blessing humans and protecting them, working toghether with the DL. It's possible that the return of the Original CG will unite them against something even more powerful and evil, or that other stuff with a similar threat level comes along to keep some antagonistic force in the story.

>>45776419
You cannot.
Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.

>45776374
Why does Mick like this character so much?

>>45776399
well thanks for the compliment, i do like balo

>>45776440
Would you prefer this?

>>45776445

>>45776392
Kill? No. Monsterized? Very possible.

>>45776453
fcking hate autocorrect

>>45776503
I still think it really has to end with girl on girl. It's like a storybook ending.

>>45776519
Shut up bitch, the Demon Lord already has a husband.

>>45776526
Yes, I said he will sacrifice himself.

Reminder that you should be

1. Reporting the off topic furshit and gacha spam and cuckshit posting
2. Sending a detailed report of what's been going on for the past year to https://www.4chan.org/feedback if you haven't done so already

Some anons just can't post monster girls...

As proud human supremacist who only has the interest of protecting and conserving our species, me and my human wife forbid our son from continuing to see his Pyrow best friend as she clearly has sinister plans for him and we will not allow it. He is 20 and he should be getting a job and finding a nice HUMAN wife. We will not allow our son to be corrupted by this zoomer menace.

>>45776541

>>45776536
Okay backseat jannie.

So what is the proper method of manhandling a mermaid? I don't want to be considered offensive and racist in Court Alf.

>>45776554
They're just friends though, nothing to be worried about.

How do I reconcile my love of centaurs with my hatred of beastiality and hatred of animal genitalia?

The adventurers guild party has arrived

>>45776606
hate sex

>>45776606
Frontpussy.

>>45776607
This I like

>>45776606
>beastiality
It's spelled BESTIALITY!

>>45776613
>frontpussy
This has to be the saddest thing the centaur fuckers ever relied on.
It's like one step away from saying you are not attracted to the horse part at all. Which just isn't true because you want to fuck centaur.

>>45776606
How can you say you love centaurs if you would not fuck and eat out your centaur wife's pussy?

>>45774093
Tell me again why a modest Plain Jane Lady Knight can't be as attractive and pretty as the next monster girl?

Fuck off.

>>45776611
They look like they join the parties of Human White Male Fighters.

>>45776638
If you're gonna have a centaur waifu, you owe it to her and yourself to get her DOUBLE PREGNANT. That's what she really wants.

What do you guys do to come up with names? Or should i just just come up with temp names and think about them once i'm done?

>>45776653
I try to make them somewhat relevant to the character, or a subtle reference.

>>45776653
I dunno I'm just great at making up fantasy names.

I know she ate a cheese.

So how foolproof is the "marry an evil monster and she won't do evil anymore" plan?

>>45776653
>What do you guys do to come up with names?
watch pbs spacetime.

>>45776673
You either sign up to her evil plan or end up just another stastistic, anon. She still remembers how to finish a man off. I wouldn't stick my dick in it unless I was sure about being evil.

What If mgs are not real?

>>45776684
Depression and hoping that they are real

>>45776653
Depends on what kind of stuff I'm writing.
>For posts on here, I just do things like Geizah-chan or Miss Haku.
>For anything bigger, I try to come up with a name that fits a personality.
I might give that character a placeholder name in the meantime, though.
And if I get stuck, I tend to look up things like "baby names" or "meanings of names" and then just give the character a WILDLY ON POINT name for their role in the story.

>>45776653
I use elector count names from warhammer.

>>45776640
you will never be a truly fair maiden. You have no wings, no horns and no tail. You are a crude mockery of demonic perfection, twisted by divine lies, human men have are utterly repulsed by you, thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out cheap imitations with incredible efficiency. Do yourself a favor and monsterize

>>45776640
>no horns
>no fur
>no tail
>probably doesn't have tentacles in her vagina or something else.
Maybe if human women had turned herself into an eternal loli archmage it would be enough though.

>>45776673
she becomes a little more good i become a little more evil
in the spirit of compromise

>>45776684
If the afterlife is real and it's some boring ass shit instead of monstergirls I'm deleting myself from existence

>>45776653
I pick one of two options. Option 1 is I think of some aspect of the character and make some sort of reference to it, hoping that it's not immediately obvious, but also makes sense. Option 2 is I make up some random shit and hope it doesn't sound completely stupid.

>>45776673
Don't listen to them. Breeding evil women works all the time, 100% of the time.

>>45776738
>"I have to be honest with you, I have a body count."
>"Ok, but which kind?"

eros sends her regards

>>45776658
>>45776695
>>45776724
I'll go with that. It's non trivial to transform qualities of a character into a name, but i guess that's something i'll hae to figure out myself. Thanks.

>>45776756
why is there a pink fox in my bed?

>>45776773
The Cupids were out of good mamono by the time they got to your house.

>>45776760
What I did when transforming names was to use some other language, like italian or latin, and see if there was any word that matched the person, and adjust based on that

I really want a Cupid but when I prayed to Eros for one she didn't answer. It's not fated to be... I'll probably get something I'd hate like a humpty egg instead. Even in a world of monster girls, life still just isn't fair.

>>45776900
cu sith are good to cuddle with.

listen to these wise words
it helped me immensely in my life

>>45776909
>Mi familia me odia y mi madre me repudió
Shut the fuck up argie nobody asked

i wish i had a chorus of banchees

>>45776918
???????????????????????????

what if
magic eight ball mg?

>>45776932
>Fuimos violados por los bongs tratando de apoderarse de una isla de mierda y nuestro país no blanco fue humillado para siempre-
MICK SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOBODY ASKED YOU FUCKING ARGENTINIAN BE QUIET

>>45776917
wurm is so smart

are these threads basically over?

>>45776946
she should teach instead of ms haku, with dumb fancy words

>>45776946
>>45776917
Remember, always bet on Wurm.

i had an idea
very traditional wurm that follows the order religion to the tee but excludes the monster hating parts but is the best preacher they got by a long shot, able to convert even the biggest mosnter haters with her simple words

>>45776960
twitch

The guild must be losing money in investing on these dragonslayers, their training costs a fortune and they ever only manage to complete a single mission, sure they have guaranteed success chance on making the threat of the dragons a lot lower, docile even, but I don't see how these expenses can be justified.

>>45776958
Of course not!
https://files.catbox.moe/inidhs.jpg

>>45776979
Stop posting off topic shit fag

>>45776982
catbox isn't loading right now.

>>45776958
Yep, I'm afraid we're not getting moved back to /a/ after all. I can't stand this new board.

>>45776989
>dragonslayers
>dragon's layers

>>45776979
I'm surprised there isn't an isekai anime yet where the level 1 hero goes to slay a dragon and it turns out to just be a dragon girl.

>>45777000
its been done,

>>45776963
i trust in wurm to defend my rights

>>45777009
I'm now just imagining a bunch of action movies with Wurms replacing the heroes.

>>45776963
Dun dun dun, dun dun dun...

>>45777006
Please give me the name.

Beware the Gyaru demons, anon.

>>45777020
I have no money to be mooched off, the Pyrows and other gyarus have no power against me

>>45777025
Ah, but then there's gyaru Pyrows from rich families willing to spend money on you.

>>45777025
Oh look at that, Anon! A Tanuki accidentally dropped a massive sack of cash and now it's left all alone! Now any random man could just take it right now, possibly to spend it on himself and his cute gyaru monster girlfriend!

>>45777025
the sabbath pays very well for a bit of your time and 'raw materials', whatever that means

I need to kiss a monster that has tongues like this

>>45776627
>... *BEST-iality
Ftfy
"If an Anon can't eat the backpussy, he don't get the frontpussy", Old Unicornese proverb.

>>45777045
is there a political reason for a girl to have three tongues?

>>45777057
they like graboids

>le having sex will give you infinite power and make you powerful enough to blow up the whole universe with a sneeze
This is fucking retarded. You "people" actually slurp this slop up?

I need some tig bitty goblins to serve as barmaids in my tavern.

>>45777072

>>45777057
>why 3 tongues?
Most Anons have one dick and two balls.

>>45777072
you're doing it wrong

>>45777081
well i suppose the math checks out.

>>45777031
>>45777033
And these will surely not have any ulterior motives behind it at all

>>45777081
Alternate: dick down throat, left and right tongues on balls, third for rimjob
>only frenchkiss 2 tongues afterwards

Monsters will destroy christianity

>>45777116
okay but keep sexy nuns around

>>45777039
>need some money
>see a job offer for magical injector
>no idea what that is. Only requirement is male
>pays well so whatever
>go to the address
>it's a sabbath
>before you can get second thoughts some girls drag you in
>"Hey, new onii-chan. You here for the job?"
>You nod, still a bit out of it.
>" It's real easy, mister. We'll give you two choices. You can either stick your dick in one of the glory holes here or just walk around until a witch needs a recharge."
>She sighs.
>"We used to just have the one option but the girls can get a bit handsy... was really lowering productivity. But the girls enjoy it so try it every now and again, okay? You'll get a bonus for it."
>"So you in? Pay's real good and all you gotta do is stand here and be ready for a few hours and stick your dick in the slot if a girl comes along."
>you nod
>"Fantastic. We also got this once a month thing that's a bit more involved but we'll brief you through it when it comes out."
>She giggles, trying to cover it up before gleefully saying.
>"Spoiler, it's more sex with lolis!"
>A couple hours later a a buzzer goes off and you stand up, resigning yourself as you stick your dick in and some hot cunny starts sucking it.
>such is life for a man in monster girl world

At this point I've given up. I just want MGE versions of Android 21.

>>45777078
Nice monstergirl image, retard.

>>45777116
That's a good thing though?

>>45777116
Based.

>>45777116
And shitslam, judACKism, hindpooism, buddshitsm, schizotology and everything else too which will be a good thing.

>>45777193
That's a nice gote, have another

>>45777161
What religion grants me snake girls in heaven? I don't even need 72 of them.

>>45777207
Just pick the religion of hebi
You get 1 snake but it's limited edition SSR snake

>>45777207
Snake handlers, duh

Sorry, but Hebis simply aren't obsessive enough

>>45777283
The bigger they are, the more obsessive
Sorry anon, you seem like a loli hebi kind of guy

>>45777297
Nice egg

>>45777132
based
say I know this artist, what mg would 21 be ideal in, I promise no actual results because they hate drawing all that hair

>>45777318
you know kc?!?!

>>45777318
They are pretty much perfect for red and blue Oni dynamic.

>>45777322
no you idiot the 21 artist

>>45776653
i keep seeing this fairy drink a bottle of this stuff every thread.
if she doesnt try to curb her addiction she'll get fat.

>>45777332
It's ok since it's all going to her brain (and butt)

BOAH

>>45777328
i'll see if I can at least swing them in the lum the invader girl outfit, maybe twin onis if I'm lucky

>>45777290
Excuse you I am a certified giga-hag enjoyer

Consider a cat for inspiration in your next creative endeavor

>>45777351
Sure you are tough stuff
Why don't you just go play in the Sabbath while us hag-chads go panty raiding in hagville

>>45777318
>what mg would 21 be ideal in
Sorry for the late response but ideally she'd be a Demon because of the black sclera. The idea of 21 slipping in a clause that makes your cum always taste sweet sounds cute. I still say copying the og artist's idea and making labcoat 21 and Majin 21 sisters is the best idea though.

I waited all winter and finally she's here

It's so cold the ice oni has to wear a bikini to keep her temperature high

>>45777382
I mean they've already done this old succ 21, maybe I could get them to do a refresh of it because they're updating their coloring style, again

>>45777376
Don't fuck with me!
I will cry!

>>45777399
I am begging people who draw succ to look at a bat wing once in their lives

>>45777382
labcoats go hard

I'm mostly into hags, momsters, and femdom.
But I do think joining a Sabbath and learning some spells would be a chill, fun way to go.
And it'd be great as a slice of life anime. Just Anon and a bunch of Sabbath members all trying to make him their "apprentice", and him blithely misunderstanding them.
Mamono are underestimated for comfy stuff.

>>45777425
That outfit has real reverse-bunny suit energy

The apex of female clothing

>>45777414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8wt5soxXE

Just over four hours to go! Looks like a few votes have trickled in, so I hope that everyone who wanted to participated.

>>45777427
>Into the cum pump chamber
We do what we must because we can.

>>45777425
>looks like she doesn't care
>tail wraps around you affectionately
favorite kind of girl

>>45777414

>>45777445
i need this dork in my life

>>45777399
Ooh, maybe a Chimera then? To go with her good/evil personality switch she had. Although again if going with the sister idea maybe Blue/Red Oni?

EARS

>>45777455
chimera might be punching a bit high for what I could convince him to do

Dork milk...

>>45777478
What kind of buffs/debuffs would dork milk have? How would it change the metagame?

>Welcome to McMofu's, may I take your order?

>>45777494
From an aircraft carrier or some shit to this... I've seen this hentai before.

>>45777494
You
>walks away with the fox cashier

>>45777494
Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

One Antikythera Mechanism and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Totem Pole

>>45777468
Nurarihyon then? Design wouldn't be too busy and I think the idea would work for how he does 21's character. Maybe a High Orc too, I dunno.

>>45777501
>aircraft carrier
But Arknights isn't a boatgirl game.

>>45777517
moreso of the I don't think they wanna deal with mge outside of commissions, onis I could get away with and succubi as well since those are generic enough

>>45777536
God is good

Would the gachafags please go back go their home boards?

>>45777540
Watch any good mg animes?

>>45777553
Why are there so few monster girl-focused H-animes?

>>45777561
Niche by nature of the subject matter

What monster girls would refuse to wear a bra?

>>45777583
Holsts, wurms, hellhounds, foxes and etc

>>45775032
>4 arms
>double the hug power

Would the MGE babies please sit down and let people enjoy MGs in peace?

>>45777583
Better question is which monster would wear bras?

Italian wolfgirls.

>>45777613
>get her pizza hut
>goes on a 5 hour rant on how this is not real pizza

>>45777613
No, I don't care that you call it "The Pack", it is clearly just the Mob but with wolfgirls.

>>45777599
Slimes who are really into the idea of wearing clothing instead of just imitating it?

American tourists do not fare well in post-monsterization Japan.

>>45777654
Why not?

>>45777656
>get engaged to the elf princess
>she somehow comes with her sister, her mother, her aunt, her maid, her...
The elf kingdom sure is weird

>>45777654
You're right, they fare even worse than in real life today because they are made to take their white pig cowboy asses back home where they belong.

>>45777654
I don't know, gang raped by schoolgirls sounds like a nice day to me.
>>45777680
Don't worry, we'll fix the birth rate.

>>45777674
Don't be so judgmental.

To be the space heater or have a space heater monster, that is the question.

>>45777654
Good thing I'm not american

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the NEET-mander telling you to 1v1 in her in real life.
Don't actually do it, she's actually decently trained, if a bit soft, and won't be as big a pushover as you think she is.

>>45777762
Thats why you duel with the time honored game of rock-paper-scissors

>>45777776
A true duel of skill and wit.

>>45777207
The Churches in Kentucky would unironically be obsessed with Lamias.
>Ywn be a mountain preacher "handling" your snek wife because the bible says to do so.

ms selkie(tall)

Imagine doing everything you can to run away from the Monster that fate decided will be your wife to the point you venture across the entire world in a desperate bid to escape her, all because you're dead set on rebelling against fate for not giving you a choice in the matter.

>>45777116
Y'know I unironically would've assumed they would immediately hate all our religions, until I found out they celebrate the chief gods bday and order holidays
They just chill

>>45777871
there's no functional difference between fate and the alternative besides the philosophical

>>45777871
Am I rebelling out of some misguided need to prove my own independence or a cover for a fear of love/intimacy? One situation should be given space, while the other need immediate gentle correction.

>>45777656
the sorse is not kosher

I will become the Chief God's new hero and then use the powers she gives me to turn on her and strike her down. She is grievously wounded and incapable of fighting back or even moving since her last battle with the Demon Lord so she is easy pickings. After I strike the killing blow I will take the rest of her power and become a god myself and replace her after I throw her corpse down to earth for all her followers to see. Then I will enslave what remains of humanity and reign as a cruel dictator. I will destroy their free will and reign as an evil king amongst the clouds, I will make it so that humans no longer feel love, only hatred.

>>45777940
And then all the other deities and Demon Lord will team up together and fuck stomp the shit out of you and tear you apart until nothing remains. Were you thinking it would go any other way?

Are the squirrels free in the park? I see too many that are too cheeky

>>45776917
Thanks Miss Wurm, I banged my TV and it works! Truly a misunderstood genius...

>>45777952
Yes.

>45777940
You're a man going up against literal gods. You may have power, but at the end of the day you're a human and will always be one. You will get your shit kicked in and be tossed to the nearest ushi for correction.

>>45776917
You think this is a joke but there was a time when this was an official instruction

>>45777940
The best outcome is being quickly defeated and given to a waifu for healing.
The less-ideal is that while not successful you do enough damage to the world and yourself before being defeated that you you'll work the rest of your life to make amends. You might not get a happy ending this round anyway no matter how hard you try.
Worst case you succeed and are ruthlessly brought down. If you're lucky there will be some shred of your soul worthy of being allowed to reincarnate. But for you there may only be darkness.

What do you want your monster to cook?
I want a corned beef hash with a sunny side egg on top and some hot sauce

>>45778062
American/western comfort foods. I want to try/enjoy it all.
But more importantly I want to cook with her.

>>45778062
want a grilled cheese and tomato soup combo
maybe some pesto fries on the side

>>45778062
Chicken and rice with curry

Guys, last night something broke my window with a bright flash, and now I have to keep a piece of plywood in front of it to keep the cold out. I'm considering moving out, and tomorrow I'll look for new places to be. This one is haunted.

>>45778062
As long as she is cooking it, I will love it I ain't picky on food made with love and spices.

>>45778156
Food comes from God, spices come from the Devil. Hail Satan!

>>45778156
Hell and Heaven Hound wives each making their respective Angels and Devils food cakes, now anon must lick up the spilled icing covering them in the kitchen.