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Alice

>> No.45700728
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some days i forget to remove all the piss from my dick, and then when I'm working, the remainder dribbles down into my underwear, making it smell like piss all around. I think of Alice on these days.

>> No.45700763

>>45700728
Alice is a piss-slut 'hu that drinks the pee of anons when they're vunerable.

>> No.45700900

damn, the first Al*ce thread of this year
2024 barely started and it's already worse than last year...

>> No.45701084
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I like Alice, she is cute

>> No.45701119

>>45700728
>>45700763
Post peeing Alice

>> No.45701343

>>45701119
What about a drink?
https://files.catbox.moe/cgw5hk.jpg

>> No.45701359

>>45701343
I prefer my Alices flat but I guess I got what I asked for. Thanks anon

>> No.45703350

I bet you Anons only bully Alice because you like her and don't know how to handle these feelings~~~

>> No.45703388
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>>45703350
That's right, I'm tsundere as fuck for you, Miss Margatroid.

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>>45701343
Alice, you idiot, you got lemonade all over the table! Clean it the fuck up!!!

>> No.45704421
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I'm tired of the Alice bullying, she is a beautiful, smart and talented young woman and any man would be lucky to share his life with her.
And do not talk about her being a bedwetter. She isn't and even if she was, that's not a good enough reason to bully me, a lot of people have that issue.

>> No.45704447

>>45704421
I sleep with alice and can confirm she pees multiple times while asleep. I prefer it this way though

>> No.45704455

>>45704447
shanghai what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.45704553

>>45704455
I understand her playing with her dolls, but sleeping with them is a little much, is she really that imature?

>> No.45705006

euhh

>> No.45706244
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Has Alice considered that her bedwetting problem might be a side effect of the butterfly pills?

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>>45700298
One part of Alice wants to take out Marisa on a date, be real sweet and treat her right...
The other part wonders what Marisa's head would look like on a stick!

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>>45706595
Nonsense, that quote is misattributed.
It came from patchy of course!

>> No.45708383

>>45706244
No, Alice loves pee.
If you pee on your bed it's almost certain that she will be lured by the smell.

>> No.45709018

>>45708383
ok, I'll be sure to do it tonight

>> No.45709174

>>45704455
That's clearly hourai saying that shit, shanghai did nothing wrong and has to put up with bullshit 24/7

>> No.45711135

Alice!

>> No.45719791
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Can someone tell me where the Alice being hit by a shovel meme comes from?

>> No.45733925

>>45719791
I don't know if it goes deeper than that one image macro.

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Alicehat

>> No.45744302

Marisa looks weird without the hat. Alice looks weird regardless.

>> No.45744419

>>45744302
Now that's just mean-spirited

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Alice would like to play Go Fish with you, do you accept?

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>>45745002
Sure, playing card games with Alice sounds fun

>> No.45746156

>>45745002
Can't we play something fun like poker or blackjack?

>> No.45754311

>>45745002
we are playing strip poker

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>>45746156
Sorry, Alice was never taught how to play any of those games. How about a nice game of durak?

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>>45754600
how about a nice game of she puts her hands behind her head and i grope her boobs?

>> No.45761129

>>45709018
How did it go?

>> No.45761313

>>45761129
Nothing, maybe the smell didn't stick. I think I just need to do it more often.

>> No.45761409

>>45754636
That's sexual harassment, anon.

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>>45761409
True, and alice and youmu strike me as the kind of prudes with whom sexual harassment is more fun than the normal hanky panky.

>> No.45763884

>>45762082
She'd probably like it but only because it makes her feel loved and desired.

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>>45763884
But I love and desire arisu-chan!!!!
She doesn't need to be sexually harassed to receive those feelings from me!
She just needs to agree to marry me!!

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>> No.45765388

>>45765348
Reimu is such a good friend, even if she's only there to sit

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>> No.45766321

>>45765388
It was about time she sat down, she hasn't done it in 21 years.
And to do it at such a momentous occasion as Alice's birthday... she's a better friend than anyone gives her credit for.

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>>45765450
Thank you, Alice and Shanghai, I really needed that

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>>45769414
If I'm ever in a place in life where a compliment from Miss Margatroid gives me any amount of happiness, i would kill myself.

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>>45773483
What about a compliment from Miss Margatroid and Shanghai?

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>>45773503
Apart from being disgusted, i would attribute it to mental illness and retardation the fact that this seemingly grown up woman plays with dolls.

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>>45773580
Only reason you say that is because you're jealous of her dolls!!

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Where does this whole rumor of Alice being a sheet pisser ever come from, is it an actual thing?

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>>45774302
From the stains on her laundry and the jugs I have filled

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>>45773580
Fuck you, I love Shanghai and Hourai! They're the best dolls ever!

>> No.45777223

>>45774302
More like this.

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What i meant to ask is if Alice is ever mentioned to be a bed wetting loser in any game, media etc. or if its a fandom kind of thing. Where did this first come from?

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>>45780528
First the fish, now the eggs? Was Alice never taught how to cook?

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>>45780528
my dad work at ZUN and he confirm that Alice is canonically a bed wetter loser who talk with doll

>> No.45781122

>>45780528
>>45780753
It's funny to see zoomers recycle over decade-old memes but apply them to the wrong characters.

>> No.45781881

>>45781122
What even is the source for those

>> No.45781965

My beautiful wife...........Shangai.

>> No.45783119

>>45781122
Not very aware of the whole recycle thing, i found the pic from an artist who drew Ran with a dog's vagina

>> No.45783156

>>45780528
Nope, 100% of the fandom stuff is just made up. The only fan flanderization that ended becoming canon was Yuyuko = Kirby.

>> No.45786629

>>45746143
I could watch this Alice for hours

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>>45786629
In a way, it's analogousfor her whole character.

>> No.45794041 [DELETED] 

>>45700298

>> No.45804480

.

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45804494

>>45804480
>didn't bump
guess it's sayonara to the weirdo then

>> No.45805107 [DELETED] 

>>45700728

>> No.45809980

>>45794041
>>45805107
Stop

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Alice isn't even bumping her own thread anymore...

>> No.45813342

>>45813323
And it didn't even work
rip thread

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Stay with me, Arisu...

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>>45813323
>>45813342
>>45813363
Don't worry, Shinki will save her. (Like always)

>> No.45815269

>>45815236
Shinki-sama... I kneel...

>> No.45825430

>>45815269
Who's shinki?

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Do you love me?

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>>45825430
Nobody, just the name of some random who thinks that cute Alice deserves to have her thread bumped.
You too could bump Alice's thread, and you could tell her how much you love her even more by agreeing to marry her and have many children together!

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I can't bully alice anymore... I pissed the bed...

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>>45708383
>>45761129
Update: it worked, Alice came and we talked for a little while
Maybe I should piss my bed more often

>> No.45846975

>>45830606
y-yes

>> No.45856695

Total Alice Death

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MAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>45783119
Anon you can't just say this then not share said pic

>> No.45866182

>>45862811
Im still pretty cautious of just posting a nsfw image here so ill send a link instead here:
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/106/668/246/922/966/327/original/3f08b57ecd04399a.png

>> No.45866259

>>45830606
Ma'am, we just ordered lunch, slow your roll.

>> No.45870352
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>>45700298
Does anyone remember this?

>> No.45881247

>>45870352
不思議の国の魔獣 doujin? Did a lot come out of it?

>> No.45882921

>>45881247
>Did a lot come out of it?
She was "popular" enough to be included in Touhou Puppet Play Enhanced: granted, that romhack also has Advent Cirno (another fanwork that used be decently popular) characters and JK Sanae.
Back when I first played it, I did manage to track down the origins of this fan interpretation, but I eventually forgot about it and couldn't find it anymore, until I randomly came across it the other day.
danmaq, before making CtC, had developed another 2hu fangame, "The alternative age", which I never see anyone talk about. I searched for some results, until I found a Steam link to this mod.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2699269501
>Black Alice, who appears in "Marisa, Alice, and the Demon Beast in Wonderland," the second creation of Mr. Beru's Touhou Project.
It seems like someone still remembers this.

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Man I love Alice.

>> No.45887466
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me and marisa love alice

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MariAli is so cute!

>> No.45887599

>>45887492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yJ3MdUUQdg

>> No.45887774
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>>45887599
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ADE3b3mOXZw&pp=ygUFYWxpY2U%3D

>> No.45887810

>>45866182
Perfect.

>> No.45897500

>>45887599
So, do Japanese say "AliMari" instead of MariAli?

>> No.45898595 [SPOILER] 
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>>45887492
I think so too!

>> No.45899399

>>45781094
It's not the same without the third panel of Shanghai taking a smoke break.
Why can't Alice just fuck off already and let us hang with the cool doll on her own?

>> No.45907290

How did she end up in Makai?

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>> No.45919959

>>45700298
I don't hate Alice but I don't know what else do with her than rape her all day

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>>45887492
>>45887774
Alice would be so attractive if she stopped hanging around that NIGGER woman

>> No.45924305

>>45924240
maybe she would if she knew anyone else

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>>45924240
marisa is a good girl, mind your tongue

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>>45933132
She's a good girl to fuck Alice in front of. Midget

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>> No.45955439 [DELETED] 

>>45700728

>> No.45964512

When was the last time she spoke in canon?

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>>45964512
it's closer to Mima's last appearance than to the present

>> No.45973924

>>45964512
I think she did in Detective Satummy but I don't remember.

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>>45973924
she didn't, in fact she's the only character who went into a coma and didn't get a single line of dialogue

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