/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45613126
If anyone ITT says anything about prostitution I will come over and tear your asshole open. In the guro way not the gay way.

Remilia has complete control over Gensokyo's economy?

>>45613160
Prostitution.

>>45613166
It's magic, I don't have to explain

I think the 2hus would fare better in high stakes gambles against eccentric old men with extreme wealth.

What's stopping them from selling their bodies?

>>45613213
What's stopping you, I'm sure there's a market for hairy fat bastards

>>45613126
Don't worry guys. Remilia will go to the local pachinko parlor and win back the money.

>>45613213
Yukari would definitely sell her body not because she needs to but because she thinks it'll be funny and also she put a gap in her vagina that leads directly into one of the moonies.

>>45613222
It is as you say, but I'm neither hairy nor fat. That's what stopping me :(

>>45613230
She'd do it, but only to prove that she's still a young maiden who still has fine ankles to attract a strapping lad for an eve of merriment.

>>45613230
This plan will backfire instantly the first guy who goes "wow you're so much tighter further in!"

>>45613126
good thread

>>45613290
What does this mean? I'm dumb, please help.

>>45613126
fast food service

>>45613241
then I'm sure there's a market for ugly non-twinks

>>45613395
Yukari is loose and the Watatsukis are tight.

>>45613126
She will be selling soap bars with her scent for now on. ZUN will assist with her entrepreneurship.

>>45614553
By she I meant Patchouli.
I need sleep

>>45613126
Are they allowed to use their powers? Yukari would thrive in transportation regardless whether it was in people or goods.

>>45613126
>Due to Remilia's debilitating pachinko habits, money has become tight in the land of Gensoukyou!
Remilia has complete control over Gensokyo's economy?

>>45623399
Someone already said literally the exact same thing as you word for word.

>>45613230
I can't believe I've never thought of this before, holy shit.

>>45613160
anon... all 2hus are made for sex, everyone knows this...

>>45613160
The reality is for most of them it's their best asset to sell unless they're the tengu, Chimata, Ran or Mystia that have useful business skills or experience. I for one will be visiting whichever soapland Sakuya and Youmu are working in and having the deluxe service with both of them.

>>45613126
Zanmu would start a cult and use it to gain political power

>>45614198
Can confirm.

>>45613160
anon... you do know gaping buttholes of men do make you gay, right..?

>>45644400
It's only gay if you let a man ravage your butt, i think.

Cirno and Dai -> Maid 4 hire
Marisa -> Guitarist
Alice -> Doll maker / Fashion
Yuka -> Gardener / Farmer

Reimu: Miko. Makes no real effort.
Marisa: Burglar, mycologist and shroom dealer.
Rumia: Butcher.
Cirno: Shaved ice vendor.
Daiyousei: Grocery clerk.
Meiling: Underground prize fighter.
Patchouli: Librarian. Directs all questions to Koakuma.
Koakuma: Help desk.
Remilia: Pachinko.
Sakuya: Exclusively serves her mistress. Applauds when Remilia is on a hot streak. Does not work.
Flandre: MMO gold seller.

>>45649821
Letty: Hostess.
Chen: Looks for lost pets for the reward.
Alice: Seamstress. Does puppet shows for children's birthday parties.
Lily: Sells spring.
Lunasa: Convenience store worker.
Merlin: Bus driver.
Lyrica: At WcDonald's.
Youmu: School janitor.
Yuyuko: Euthanasia, state executioner and ice cream taste tester.
Ran: Accountant
Yukari: Does not work. Sleeps all day or bothers others while they're working.

>>45653463
I love AIslop

>>45653680
Suika: Takes bets on performing physical challenges and party tricks.
Wriggle: Traffic light.
Mystia: Eel stand during the day. Bartender at night.
Keine: After school tutor.
Tewi: Road construction.
Reisen: Club waitress.
Eirin: Back-alley doctor.
Kaguya: Hair model.

>>45658696
Aya: Clickbait journalist.
Medicine: Pest exterminator.
Komachi: Driving instructor.
Eiki: Traffic director.
Shizuha: Finger paint artist.
Minoriko: Foot paint artist.
Hina: Hamster wheel power generator.
Nitori: Automotive mechanic.
Momiji: Security guard.
Sanae: Elderly assistance.
Kanako: Landlord.
Suwako: Frog inspector.

>>45671397
Shingyoku: Stage magician
Mima: Orthopedic doctor
YuugenMagan: Abstract art piece in a gallery
Kikuri: Hardware store clerk
Elis: Nurse at a blood bank
Konngara: Yakuza thug
Sariel: NEET
Orange: Mall cop
Kurumi: Car saleswoman
Elly: Barmaid
Yuuka: Flower shop worker
Mugetsu: Waiter at a diner
Gengetsu: In jail
Sara: PE teacher
Louise: Travel agent
Yuki: Assistant teacher at a kindergarten
Mai: Something like a hairdresser, nurse, cosmetologist, etc.
Yumeko: Maid
Shinki: Matchmaker (for her daughters)

>>45653757
Komachi fucking the manager so she can slack off more!

>>45671622
Iku: Wedding dress model.
Tenshi: Seismologist.
Kisume: Whac-a-mole.
Yamame: Sweater knitter.
Parsee: Movie ticket checker.
Yuugi: Demolition.
Satori: Palm reader.
Orin: Mortuary worker.
Okuu: Nuclear power plant operator.
Koishi: Daycare worker.

>>45613160
I'm prostituting myself for 2hus!!!

>>45615284
Yukari can just gap valuables, even nature's valuables like moon rocks

>>45613126
Remilia has complete control over Gensokyo's economy?

>>45687619
I am going to murder you

Patchy will be a programmer, writing the the most spaghetti code imaginable

>>45688399
The writing of this code had to be automated

>>45687576
Beautiful, I started chuckling at Patche's job and kept reading until Genge where my sides went to the moon and triggered the impurity alarms of the capital and I had to stop for a bit.

>>45687576
Nazrin: Cheese maker.
Kogasa: Babysitter.
Ichirin: Cotton candy vendor.
Unzan: Cotton candy mascot.
Murasa: Swim instructor.
Shou: School guidance counselor. Can make gems and precious stones whenever. Doesn't do it. Makes counterfeit bills as a hobby.
Byakuren: Boxing coach.
Nue: UFO tracker.

>>45687619
Apparently her haphazardly murdering villagers led to Yukari having to start teleporting humans into Gensokyo as youkai food, so I imagine she's got some decent influence

can't see her having an acumen for business apart from roleplaying as a victorian noble but who knows, maybe she owns the kappa means of production for cell phones or something and is gambling shareholder money at that gambling den on youkai mountain

>>45623399
>>45687619
Why do you keep copy-pasting my post? Was there something weird or funny about it?

>>45701854
He also reposted 2 of my posts in different threads...

>>45701854
H*lolive spammers copypaste existing posts to knock their general off the board once it runs over the bump limit.

>>45701854
My post is the second one
>Was there something weird or funny about it?
Yes, the response that I've predicted >>45687669

Love this board lots

>>45613126
>>45613625
Honestly what kind of job could Rumia have that would stop her from getting arrested or executed?

>>45653680
>Lily: Sells spring.
d-does this mean what I think it means...?

>>45704681
Either a butcher or a professional food critic.

>>45653680
I honestly love how you didn't even consider for a second that Prismrivers could be professional musicians. Now I want a doujin series of Gensokyans in the outside world.

>>45704681
If they keep their powers people might pay Rumia to make shades in summer. Maybe she could gain some money with some cannibal cafe like sites...
I don't now if anything in new canon contradicts this but considering CoLA I guess Reimu would make a winning at casinos and such and end up getting kicked out of all of them.
>>45697013
Dunno if I trust Murasa for swimming but Unzan cotton candy is something I would definitively buy.

>>45705001
honestly, they're ensemble players and no one would believe that their powers worked in the outside world
the best they could do is probably playing in an orchestra but even those sorts of professional musicians have to do a lot of other stuff outside of the orchestra because there's not THAT much money in music like that these days
those jobs are probably the odd jobs they work because music really is their lives, but they haven't made it

>>45706747
There's never been money in ensembles and orchestras. They've always been a money black hole propped up by a large amount of public funds. Been that way as far back as I read, admittedly only to the Elizabethan era.

>>45697013
Seiran: Dango seller.
Ringo: Dango seller.
Doremy: Uncertified therapist.
Seiran: Weather woman.
Clownpiece: American flag at sports games.
Junko: Stay-at-home mom.
Hecatia: Hot topic cashier.

>>45697013
Seiran: Dango seller.
Ringo: Dango seller.
Doremy: Uncertified therapist.
Sagume: Weather woman.
Clownpiece: American flag at sports games.
Junko: Stay-at-home mom.
Hecatia: Hot topic cashier.

>>45697013
I'd be a little hesitant about Murasa teaching me to swim...

Yoshika: Taxi driver

>>45704700

>>45706942
>Sagume: Weather woman.
That's not it...

>>45613230
>gap in her vagina that leads directly into one of the moonies.
She can't gap herself directly to the moon, what makes you think she can open gaps in one of their vaginas

>>45614198
>Yukari is loose
How can she be loose when nobody wants to stick it in her?

>>45653680
>Lily: Sells spring.
Hoh? I guess she has another costumer now

>>45714399
Fox shikigami she forces under threats of beatings to take the form of a handsome young man with a huge penis and roleplay being attracted to her. Every night.

>>45704700
>>45708166
>>45714476
Reimu would put a stop to it instantly

>>45714509
Reimu can't have any competitors.

>>45714521
Is that way she went to war with the Moriya in Mountain of Faith

>>45714399
Anon...The chances of her not using a gap for sex is really unlikely

>>45714399
She spies on man who are having sex or use oneholes and use her powers to gape those Dicks inside of her

>>45714509
Maybe Reimu doesn't work as a miko in this scenario. She works as a tard wrangler that makes sure Gensokyo's residents don't get too crazy in the outside world.

>>45706942
>Sagume: Weather woman.
Nice, good one

>>45706942
Hatate: Blog full of referal links.
Kyouko: Concert amplifier.
Yoshika: Grape stomper.
Seiga: Maternity ward.
Tojiko: Electrician.
Futo: Dishwasher.
Miko: Political aide.
Kokoro: Super Sentai stage show performer.

>>45740074
Wakasagihime: Lifeguard.
Sekibanki: Baseball pitcher.
Kagerou: Dog walker.

>>45728297
Reimu would work as a faith healer, exorcist, pushy missionary, or even join a shady cult and use her ability to channel gods to take it easy 6 days out of 7

Would Rinnosuke still run his antique store or would he convert it into a pawn shop?

>>45756252
Why not both?

>>45707783
>>45740074
Yoshika should be a drive-in server.

This thread reminds me of that series where Parsee can't find a good job

>>45784637
I like that series. Good for reaction images too.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/10027

>>45613126
>Due to Remil-
Ill cut you off right there. She isnt influencial or important enough to cause something like that to happen. I could see Yukari causing something like this. Either because shes lazy or because it forms part of some stupid 5D chess plan.

>>45789846
It's an excuse plot to post 2hus being wagies, dummy.

>>45794648
Well I came up with a far better one!

>>45797106
I actually agree that it doesn't make much sense to be Remi. Remi is forever stuck in her immature mindset and what kid cares about slot machines? They're boring.
It was Reimu. Yukari kept giving her handouts to cover her until she was unable to hand out any more.

>>45789846
I doubt Yukari could do it on her own either. She has little economic impact on her own and is more like the head of border control. To crash Gensokyo's economy you'd need a joint effort from the leaders of the major factions that greatly affect the economy like the tengu, kappa, humans from the village, and major employers like SDM and Eientei. And even then it might still require a foreign financial disaster to set it off like an oil crisis in former hell or the Makai housing bubble bursting. Hostile foreign influence, mainly from Lunarians, might also work.

>>45804313
>Hostile foreign influence, mainly from Lunarians
Are the Lunarians really the type to pick subterfuge over outright conquest? I never got the impression they were a subtle people...

>>45649821
>Flandre: MMO gold seller.
I lol'ed at this. Flandre would Definitely be some kind of MMO gold farmer/seller. Or Alternatively, provide boosting services for League of Legends.

>>45613166
She is a vampire

>>45823789
Of both blood and cash.

Are OL hus welcome in this thread?

>>45832345
Good dress code.

this is the secretary I'm secretly pounding every second I'm at work and away from my wife that I hate
you know, the japanese salaryman's dream

>>45804313
Dude Yukari could just use her boundary bullshit powers or big computer brain in some way. Or just gap supplies/people and put them in random places/hide them away. Or just get Ran to do all of the above for her. Now im not saying she wont face consequences for it, thats a different story.

>>45740074
>Seiga: Maternity ward.

>>45848912
Even Kagu is shocked

>>45848912
The hospital never questioned why she was willing to work for so cheap.

Mamizou: M.I.B.

>>45832345
Officechouli.