Patchouli

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Patchouli Anonymous Fri Jan 5 23:24:12 2024 No.45715022 [Reply] [Original]

No Patchy thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 23:27:20 2024 No.45715046 The last one expired just today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 23:27:55 2024 No.45715051 File: 2.35 MB, 2000x1500, __patchouli_knowledge_and_koakuma_touhou_drawn_by_13o__279e88fc98eafc19b4bfc208ce7c542f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 23:36:26 2024 No.45715097 >>45715051 I want to patchy Patchy’s patchy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 17:17:28 2024 No.45722030 File: 65 KB, 609x461, Bloomers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45715022 Patche's cute bloomers!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 17:22:02 2024 No.45722073 >>45715022 stinky magician

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 17:22:35 2024 No.45722076 I want to _BE_ Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 18:19:36 2024 No.45722581 File: 1.04 MB, 1874x2117, 1683002129094537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45722073 Shrinky magician

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 18:30:00 2024 No.45722683

>>45722581
lol imagine being hired as an assistant for patchy but she just shrinks you down and instructs you to bring bits of whatever snacks she wants from further away on her table to her
bet she wouldn't care if she accidentally grabbed you along with the food haha
wonder if she would spit you out after pressing you around in her mouth or if she would just swallow you too lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 19:36:05 2024 No.45723354 Touhou did something to me, I think that night caps and boomers are insanely sexy

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:30:03 2024 No.45726392
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I have an unhealthy obsession with Patche. I think about her multiple times a day. I bought an expensive Nendoroid of her that I'm still waiting to be delivered. I spend hours looking for nice fan art of her. I am in love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:49:30 2024 No.45737263 File: 59 KB, 687x800, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_seo_tatsuya__12c39cdc6e96fecd50e2a72407b1caa3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45722683 Imagine going to Gensokyo only to end up as a mere toy for Patchouli and Koakuma...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:04:03 2024 No.45739474 File: 291 KB, 618x857, 1704704381710380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've stolen this from bot who searches for femanons who are into lolis every day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:04:33 2024 No.45742938 >>45739474 A lot of femanons are. Loli is surprisingly common among otaku women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:28:51 2024 No.45743094 >>45722581 >>45722683 >>45737263 This is a pretty good fate to wind up “suffering” as an Outsider in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:32:05 2024 No.45743104 >>45715022 This picture is making me horny and I don't like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:35:04 2024 No.45743117 File: 3.30 MB, 2100x2100, 1421025850692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45737263 I'd embrace it; tidying her huge desk, rubbing her feet while she reads. Hopefully I become a beloved pet and she'd give me little headpats and cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:36:24 2024 No.45743124 >>45743104 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:39:04 2024 No.45743134 >>45743124 She looks chubby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 02:03:57 2024 No.45748694 >>45742938 I wonder if Patchy is a lolicon, she's hardly taller than Remilia

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 03:41:39 2024 No.45749301 File: 1.22 MB, 1060x1060, 1701223164513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If patchouli was an animal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 03:46:23 2024 No.45749323 >>45739474 Holy meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 03:47:42 2024 No.45749329 File: 60 KB, 500x651, 1698966006353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45726392 Here is some cute art for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 18:05:28 2024 No.45754731 >>45749329 >>45749301 Catchouli Nyaaledge

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 05:15:14 2024 No.45759933 File: 1.75 MB, 2012x2908, 1602210394222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 16:28:09 2024 No.45764174 File: 121 KB, 850x850, 1355854753505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 17:32:49 2024 No.45764775 File: 41 KB, 340x460, _.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45722073

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:00:55 2024 No.45772015 File: 265 KB, 735x617, Patchouli 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife Patchouli Knowledge!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:34:20 2024 No.45772696 >>45748694 Patchy reads a lot of onee-loli doujins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:44:15 2024 No.45772753 File: 198 KB, 700x834, 1430741477716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45772696 >>45748694 >>45742938

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:17:21 2024 No.45772970 File: 183 KB, 1000x1000, 94f3335e59ab95218b6b48f92eb787ac3476952daba918d820e5a06498968316.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45742938 Fujoshis fulfilling their desire for wanting to have children, but enough of that, back to patcho

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:21:30 2024 No.45772997 >>45772970 I love her cute little slippers and feet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:41:44 2024 No.45776203 File: 1.45 MB, 1000x1650, kill þis sinner immediately.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45772997 Footfag detected! Don't worry Patchouli, I'll protect you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 00:02:25 2024 No.45776340 >>45776203 marifeet are okay too

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:50:29 2024 No.45781166 File: 240 KB, 1280x1280, 1617036352235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:01:39 2024 No.45781251 >>45772970 why this patchy is so saggy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 05:58:37 2024 No.45785679 >>45715022 Touhou did something to me, I think that night caps and boomers are insanely sexy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 14:18:31 2024 No.45788736 >>45785679 I was hosting some drawing session thing years ago and I said bloomers are for people with taste and got a laugh from the crowd, but I was serious

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 19:21:06 2024 No.45790649 File: 999 KB, 850x1202, lowres ver shes so cute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lock me in a room with patchouli knowledge and i will single-handedly fix japan's declining birthrates https://files.catbox.moe/6h4twf.jpg

Anonymous Sun Jan 14 05:19:16 2024 No.45794703
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>>45781166
No more rotting books. No more "mice" coming to steal them. Very little dusting required. So much more space for experiments. Multiple redundant backups, Better ventilation. The whole library at her fingertips. E-reader that's easy on the eyes. Less asthma attacks. Patche is happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 23:33:47 2024 No.45801804 File: 108 KB, 928x1000, 1698276529916169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:34:22 2024 No.45809397 File: 913 KB, 498x280, 1693871391199902.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't die Patche!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:36:23 2024 No.45809409 File: 92 KB, 750x1000, patch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:47:48 2024 No.45809485 File: 244 KB, 800x692, get it over with.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45715022 Face it, if you had sex with Patchouli she would just lay there like a dead fish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:59:07 2024 No.45809571 >>45809485 Well I'm a virgin with no concept of what good sex is, so its fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:37:02 2024 No.45809811 File: 1.21 MB, 854x1500, 1693771081287283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45809485 I'm a 35 year old wizard, would either of us be any better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:47:18 2024 No.45818190 File: 452 KB, 1216x1748, 1490772524330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 02:44:23 2024 No.45823823 >>45809485 that's what makes her fucking adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:23:29 2024 No.45829305 >>45809485 I doubt it. She would try to stay silent and read a book while doing it but she wouldn't be able to hold her mukyus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:17:24 2024 No.45831723 File: 878 KB, 600x889, Patchouli Cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45823823

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:53:48 2024 No.45832306 >>45809485 Koakuma would have to take it upon herself to teach her lazy and asthmatic master how to have sex with (you)

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:57:47 2024 No.45832321

>>45832306
Of course, Koakuma needs some hands-on experience first. She needs to know your body in and out to know what to teach Patchy. So She'll have to spend a few months or maybe more nailing you to make sure she knows. Of course it's not cheating, she's just doing it to help your relationship with Patchy, succubus' word of honor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:13:42 2024 No.45837567 File: 168 KB, 694x960, 1472733375698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:58:09 2024 No.45846402 >>45715022 I want to fuck her patch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:32:18 2024 No.45853435 >>45846402 What did Koakuma mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 14:58:30 2024 No.45855527 >>45723354 >boomers Another one has succumbed to the hag and lolibaba fevers...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 15:08:07 2024 No.45855638 >>45855527 I'm pretty sure he meant to type bloomers, patchy is not that old (for a sentient library spirit)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 15:10:35 2024 No.45855664 File: 101 KB, 844x931, patchouli_disappointed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45715022 I wonder how many people masturbated to patchouli because of this thread...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 15:13:23 2024 No.45855689 File: 266 KB, 1610x2048, 1675479455609738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45855664 I love Patche for many reasons, the fact that she's very attractive is only one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 06:53:26 2024 No.45862324 Patchouli has hairs on her nipples

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 10:45:26 2024 No.45863459 File: 509 KB, 600x647, pache_how_to_love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45862324 its ok i will help her shave

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 11:21:23 2024 No.45863635 I bought 4 (four) Patchouli doujinshi at comiket!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 00:05:18 2024 No.45870043 File: 1.07 MB, 1052x1039, 117188e484a9b4aa971fdd421dbc3eb6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 00:16:08 2024 No.45870153 inb4 buu buu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 04:56:48 2024 No.45871975 >>45863635 which ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 15:03:58 2024 No.45876034 File: 241 KB, 1628x2048, 1675479393763582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45870043 Would kiss

Anonymous Mon Jan 22 17:33:22 2024 No.45877305

I see Patchouli Knowledge as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Patchouli Knowledge is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Patchouli Knowledge does it for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 21:23:05 2024 No.45878722 >>45877305 Shit pasta

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 07:30:19 2024 No.45881868 File: 540 KB, 1280x1280, No glasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45781166 I made an edit for this art a few years ago where I removed the glasses, because glasses are very ugly features on girls and it ruins such a nice image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 07:35:50 2024 No.45881884 >>45881868 It really is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 15:19:16 2024 No.45885306 File: 3.39 MB, 3500x2500, exerou_patchouli_glasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45881868 THE HELL YOU MEAN?? pache with glasses looks so adorable...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 16:22:08 2024 No.45885703 File: 1.75 MB, 1819x1749, Patche Render.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45885306 Cute picture, saved

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