/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No one cares about her. I became tired of bumping her thread last time. When i kick the bucket and go to hakugyokuro I'm going to recover the price for my efforts, in kind, whether she likes it or not (she will), if you know what i mean.

>>45672387
I hope you enjoy her and Myons company when you pass

Too stoic for a new year's celebration. It'd be a cold day in Old Hell if she would do more than smile.

...What if we got her drunk, though?

>>45672776
she can't hold her liquor

Youmu is a r*pist

Sneaking up on Youmu while she's perfectly focused on acting out cool moves she saw in anime! Watching her jump and scream when she realises you saw the whole thing!

Sex

>>45674015
>sample
Try again.

>>45672776
She will bitch about her boss, about men, how she's a femcel because of her small frame etc and if you only pretend to care she's will to do the dirty with you
>>45674038
what's wrong with sample

>>45674301
>sample

I'd sneak into Youmu's room at night and molest her cute little smooth phimotic shota penis while she pretends to sleep and is too embarrassed to stop me!

>>45673970
I hope is was ironic censorship somehow

>>45674015
LEG LOCK MATING PRESS TOUNGE WRESTLING NAKADASHI!!!

*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*

I'LL MAKE HER MOAN LOUD ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE SOUND BARRIER

I want to be in a relationship with youmu and have yuyuko drain me dry every night secretly
what's wrong with me?

>>45679042
Nothing, you're just being realistic. It's always happen, for example dating Reisen gets you used as a living dildo by all of Eientei and byond.

I'd happily take her on as a servant to cook and garden and be an occasional sex slave

>>45689627
That's just a wife anon

>>45693346
My wife

picking on her insecurities to keep her attached to me (so she always believes no one likes her)
being toxic and narcissistic with her and flirting with other women all the time to drive home the point that I am handsome as fuck and have a dozen girls lining up for me at any given time and that she is replaceable
constantly reminding her of how lucky she is to have me
coercing her into sex and making dinner for me and taking advantage of her in any way i can
craking "jokes" about her flat chest the whole time
hitting her on occasion
making her cry and then embrace her telling her I won't do it again
sabotaging her work and gaslighting her into thinking it's her fault
cheating with yuyuko, eventually getting busted
telling her it's her fault for having small breasts before getting minced

Sex with this autist

>>45695860
No, the fatty will kill you

The ghost stays on during sex

>>45685581
This, just try dating Tewi. If you last and survive the first few pranks she'll ring you dry as will all of her fellow earth rabbits.

>>45694011
Do not do this to Youmu! She is a good girl! even if it is inevitable that Yuyuko will demand your company frequently

>>45698462
Not if you invite her first knowing Youmu will follow, and likely be ordered to things she wouldn't have done alone if her mistress tells her to.

>>45698625
What happens if you stick your dick in the ghost half?

Youmu is a better maid than Sakuya!

>>45698879
She gets double pregnant

>>45698462
The fatty wants grandchildren.
The old man is the one you should be worried about.

>>45698865
the simpler and innocenter the girl, the more fun it is to trick and abuse her, anon

>>45700670
Youmu is a huge slut who pretends to be innocent.
She is the one tricking you, anon.

>>45700753
if she likes bouts of domestic violence and getting her nose broken during those (but pretends to cry and be in pain), pretends to cry and beg and plead when i Gaslight and abuse her like a narcissist, I don't mind being tricked.

I bet Yuyuko will only then allow Youmu to lose her virginity if she approves of the guy (both personality wise as well as in bed as is tradition) and is allow to watch him pop her cherry.

>>45700805
That's horrible.
Don't hurt cute girls, dude.

>>45699274
I dunno...

>>45698625
can't read moon runes but that look says it all

>>45700670
I don't want to abuse her, I just want to have massive amounts of cheating sex with yuyuko that youmu knows full well about but pretends she doesn't no matter how much it makes her heart hurt

>>45706785
That’s mean, I don’t think Yuyuko would want someone like you anywhere near Youmu

I want to see Youmu cute and dorky and uncoordinated in bed! Yuyuko never taught her basic sex ed and she needs someone to help show her how to feel good! But she's such a weirdo she hasn't caught anyone!

>>45706898
yuyuko has never particularly cared about what youmu's feeling as long as she keeps cooking and cleaning
she just wants her to stop asking questions and make her food

>>45706917
she can't even handle confessions

>>45706962
link

>>45706998
Its just this 1 panel from en/users/10654882/artworks on pixiv

>>45701061
They're much, much cuter when you slap them till their face is red. Girls, especially really small ones like youmu, don't really fight back much, but they scratch you a lot. Looking in the mirror, a scratched up chest actually feels like a trophy.
>>45706962
Haven't seen this one, is this a futa?

>>45706242

But Sakuya just doesn't cut it for me, though. At least Youmu is autistic enough to discard all her clothes when she unleashes her spell cards.

>>45706242

But Sakuya just doesn't cut it for me, though. At least Youmu is autistic enough to discard her clothes when she unleashes her spell cards.

>>45700753
If Youmu really is actually just filthy minded but never has the chance to act out her fantasies but also lacks experience, what's her favourite position?

>>45672288
Can I put Youmu in my non 2hu game?

Youmu vs Virgil, who wins?

>>45716634
youmu when i reprogram microcontrollers in her washer to remove the paywall restrictions

>>45716477
That doesn't sound like proper maid behavior.

>>45719104
Honestly yes that is a little too lewd and agressive. A proper maid is sensual and tactful

>>45719104
I really, really, really like this image.

>>45719133
Exactly.

>>45719133

But being agressively lewd is precisely what makes Youmu superior as a maid.

I want to have slow sex with Youmu!
I want to do things with her cute feet!
I want to have her have my babies!

>tfw you will never slowly unwrap her sarashi

>>45724910
Youmu is a dignified woman she will never let anyone do so. For a woman, letting men see her breasts means sacrificing her dignity. Miss her with that gay shit.

>>45726951
She'll do whatever Yuyuko tells her to do, and Yuyuko is easily piled with food.

>>45726951

>For a woman, letting men see her breasts means sacrificing her dignity. Miss her with that gay shit.

Shedding her clothes also means she gains superior mobility and speed in a fight, not to mention having the ability to keep her opponents off-guard with her appearance. Considering how she's always seeking to gain an edge in a fight, I'd say she is more than willing to discard her clothes in combat.

Not to mention, it makes it easier for Youmu to rape her opponent after she pummels him.

>>45727124
Youmu isn't spineless. she's a gardener, not an escort, she will just tell fatty no.
>>45727292
bullshit. Even if that were true, if she did that you could point at her breasts and laugh hysterically. She'll drop her swords, crumple onto the floor and start crying bitterly with her face in her hands. You could then comfort her or rape her, but as i said that will never happen.

>>45716573
I don't know, can you?

>>45727762
No he can't

>>45727715

>She'll drop her swords, crumple onto the floor and start crying bitterly with her face in her hands.

You really don't know Youmu, do you?

>>45728342
I sure do

youmu is for loving, not rape and abuse.

>>45733595
Loving, caring non-stop consensual slow sex until you're begging her to stop but she's still methodically squeezing you out like a sponge!

>>45733833
Dumb Dork!!!!!! Are you trying to kill me Youmu?

>>45734374
best way to die

What happened to all of Youmu's boyfriends?

>>45736011
being overworked like she is by yuyuko means that she's built up an insane amount of sexual frustration and needs at least three or four creampies a night to be satiated
coincidentally the number of spirits in hakugyokurou seems to increase after one of youmu's boyfriends disappears

>>45736011
Youmu loved them.
She loved them so much that she decided they should stay with her for all eternity.

>>45736011
She only has one.

>>45736148
>>45736134
Does youmu mate for life?

How strong is her leglock?

>>45736312
not that strong but her ghost half manifests as a copy of her like it does in the fighting games so it can push against your back and force you to stay hilted

>>45736209
yes, just not her life

>>45736011
>boyfriends
She never had one and anytime she got close to a boy Yuyuko NTR'd her as per tradition in Gensokyo.

>>45672387
youmu? more like youwho

>>45738333
no no, she gets boyfriends, she just doesn't get anywhere with them because they're always so tired and sleepy whenever she brings them home because yuyuko wants to speak to them privately
in her room
for a few hours

>>45753599
Youmu has never meaningfully interacted with a boy.

>>45753959
she meaningfully interacted with rinnosuke

>>45753599
She can't win against huge yuyu boobs and ass.

Waking up next to Youmu every morning

>>45757534
Youmu's still asleep!
Yuyuko's riding your cock!
Doesn't stop until you fill her womb up!

>>45736061
is she a succubus?

>>45756317
If only Rinnoboy cared about anything but the grind

>>45757861
I think they call her a dorkubus

>>45753959
someone should fix that

>>45758854
No bulli!
Youmu's had enough of mean people like (you)!
Hiya!

>>45776478

I LOVE THIS CUTE DORK

>>45776566
Cute dork has an even cutter butt!

>>45776621
>>45776566
how can a dork be so cute

>>45776667
issa mistry

>>45784960
w-w-why are you lying on the floor anon? and er.. erm... why do you look so happy?

>>45672288
Muscular Youmu!

>>45790162
Every yin has a yang in this world
No regrets, Mr. Anonymous...

>>45797552
Wake up... and smell the sakura leaves

>>45799342
I'm surprised anyone got that

>>45672288

>>45799554
HL is among the most popular games there ever were, no? Or was, at least.

>>45809024
HL1's alternate ending would be much more niche, I would have thought.
Halflifehou when

>>45807554
ghost bumping

I love Youmu so much

>>45799554
This image is so fucking autistic I love it.
>>45809024
It's better than 99% of soulless modern fps, and better than Black Mesa as well. Still can't decide if 2 is better or not though.

>>45819184
2 might be the """better""" game, but it showed it's hand before the whole thing began. The story strikes me as a more convoluted fetchquest than 1's almost quake style eldritch horror / occult science. HL2 sometimes strikes me more as a techdemo of the source engine than anything else, which might make it feel more dated than it really is.

It's crazy how much non-/jp/ stuff ends up being discussed because someone mentioned something else.
Also I'm out of images with anyone from PCB referencing half life

>>45819494
HL2 too has that horror vibe, it's just subtler and much more abstract. It's more of "a walk in the park" thing.

>>45819494
>>45819714
HL2 is 1984 psychological horror with some traditional horror mixed in (Ravenholm, that one tunnel at the start of Sandtraps, Episode 1). HL1 is mostly science fiction horror with gore. And both games have their fair share of body horror. That's how I define them.

I belong to her

>>45753585
Youmoo