/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45716540

>>45716547
Why does that Shoggy look so surprised?

>>45716549
Miss Art Fairy is a very clear critic.
But mean.

Who will you learn magic from anon?

>>45716562
She isn't used to being in the 3rd dimension so her interactions within it are surprising to her.
>>45716570
Greenworm.

Any unpopular opinions?

>>45716540

>>45716570
My Lim wife will teach me.

>>45716570
Right.
First you get the girl.
Then you get the birb.
Then you get the FRIES.

Thus ever to evil women

>>45716570
The Grand Master Archmage

She might have a spell to make her even whiter

>>45716570
>Yurishit

>>45716570
wurm priestess who casts stone of garrunq, bestial claws, earthen spikes, ground breaker, stone toss, claws of gurranq
also her face is cute

>>45716627
>Yurishit
Source:your ass

>>45716635
https://x.com/murgoten/status/1723370557607948381?s=20

Checkmate loser.

>>45716635
NTA but https://twitter.com/murgoten/status/1723734801645961650

>>45716645
>>45716647
Thanks, I was hoping people would spoonfeed me proof

>>45716570
I’m gonna impregnate both of them.

>>45716660
Lesbian couples bringing young men home to share is great

succ magical girl, p'orc magical girl, or troll magical girl
they are all way older than a normal magical monster girl should be

>>45716669
Tfw the most NEET Alraune would be those corpse flowers.

>>45716675
I'd be honored to be the love interest of a Troll magical girl older than me.
>>45716684
You mean rafflesia?

Never smile at a crocodile.

>>45716675
Whichever is meatiest.

>>45716693
What's she going to do?

I wish a big croc or gator girl would sit on me.

>>45716693
You can't tell me what to do!

>>45716630
Magic wurm is cute.

>>45716727
Hey, that's not a crocomodile or a allimagator. The tail is way too long

Exercise caution when lifting automatons.

>>45716732
>5'11 vs 6'0

>Ya ochen rad, ved ya, nakonets, vozvrashchayus' domoy

>>45716786
Kiki I told you to not speak in tongues, I don't understand you and it sounds silly.

>>45716564
I think she's more vomiting over monster being put in coffee

>>45716810
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Italian foxes.

>>45716835
Anon, you don't need to drink monster energy
You don't need to punish your kidney's like that.

>>45716839
MY KIDNEYS NEED STONES.
STONES ATTRACT WURMS.
I MUST HAVE WURM WIFE.

>>45716838
There's fur in the pasta

This will be your swimming coach for today.

Hiding in my closet right now. There's a Bogey in my house.
I'm not gonna get caught...

>>45716881
I don't believe she can swim without her waterlogged tails dragging her to the bottom

>>45716886
>Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3dCyVS2XE&ab_channel=dylanfagan

>>45716862
big meaty croc tails

>>45716886
>*heavy bogey breathing on your neck*

Vaca

Lotta Anons looking to get deathrolled tonight

>>45716886
>>45716903
I wanna try squirming out of a bogeys arms

>>45716915
Jokes on her, I'm built for grappling.
I took those feats for good reason.

It's another one of those nights...

>>45716923
Had to stay late with cat teacher again

She keeps trying to teach me about the best place to put amplifying tattoos but I don't understand what she's talking about or why she keeps demanding I attend the same private lessons

>>45716645
>>45716647
awesome. im in there in the middle btw
>>45716670
you get it

>>45716675
>their magical wands/staffs are empty bottles of wine/sake that get smashed on the nearest hard surface as part of their transformation sequence
>even the most hardened villain ends up backing away from their angry drunken rants with their hands raised going "Woah, easy there, I don't want no trouble, I'm going, okay!"

>>45716693
Never underestimate crocodilians, once they grab you they never let go

>>45716988
>Don't stand in the amplifying tattoos
But how will I cast the big magic explosion then? She seems like a not very good teacher.

Depression helps the writefagging continue. Lim story should be done soon.

>>45717031
Rather than putting them on the ground, you put multiple on your body in certain places

Good news, guys! My band, Anon and the Young Bucks, just got our first big gig! We're playing at the Spry Young Maiden in Hagville! Apparently the owner heard our songs and loved it! I never thought I'd get this far in a Rod Steward cover band. Here's hoping those mamono like our rendition of Maggie May!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, fun fact, White Horns have a higher than average amount that learn druidism.
It may explain how they find lost villagers so easily in the wild.

>>45717105
Ok but imagine being lost in the woods and from behind a tree you see a giant deer lady walk out wearing a ritual mask and with totems hanging from her antlers.

>>45717131
...how'd you get access to my list of story ideas?

>>45717131
Question.
Are there spooky blue lights I cannot identify the source of?

>>45717131
>strange voodoo mask that has shiny red eyes
>creepy totems dangling from her antlers
>wearing a bikini to show off her tribal tattoos(its snowing outside)
>holding a staff with many runes engraved and a giant bear's skull on top
Sounds like a very trustworthy fellow

I'm in snuggle range of this mouse

>>45717140
Because I’m you.
>>45717142
Deep in the woods there’s always a mysterious light source that you can never seem to catch up to.
>>45717159
She also moves silently through the snow so you wont even know she’s there until you see her.

>>45717168
just throw your trusty cheese to escape
...you DO have emergency cheese right?

>mershark coming after me while I go diving for fun
>thinks she's gonna get me
>suddenly strike out and punch her in the nose
>she tumbles back through the water
>feel real proud of myself
>she starts crying and gets really sad
>random mermaids float by and say I'm an asshole
>even the people helping me dive go "Oh my god he just hit a girl!"
What the fuck?! She's a shark! A literal shark! She was going to bite me and eat me!

>>45717175
Not anymore

>>45717175
No. This is how it ends for me...

>>45717173
Gosh darn will o' wisps.
>Chase a glowing light into the woods.
>Suddenly realize you're not only lost but its cold
>"Oh my my, you look pretty chilly there mister," says the wisp floating closer "I can keep you warm if you step inside my cage."

>>45717193
>have to choose
>either stay in the freezing cold and be mocked by wisp
>or be warm in the cage while being mocked by wisp
Save me yeti-sama....

>>45716645
>>45716647
Is this supposed to be some sort of pwnage? I will now FAP! Masturbate, to the lesbian magick users kissing. Thanks!!!

>>45717005
all they need is a date or two

Dead hours

Daily reminder that the greatest perk of having a Hellhound wife isn't the bork, or the mofu, or even the delicious obsidian sweat.
It's the capability to tell everyone at the gas pump that N I G G E R S could be here, N I G G E R S could be anywhere!
With a heccdoge, you can rape anywhere you want!
Such blessings are secondary only to having a Cheshire wife, as they can summon Alp troonicide statistics at will!

>>45716549
Stop eating paint!

>>45716549
you just know it looks like rainbows and has sparkles in it

>>45717364
NO

>>45717373
>take fairy's lil bottle
>think she will be fine now
>she raids your liquor cabinet
oh no!

>>45717373
So this is the so-called "creative juices"...

>>45717383
It did not get better it got worse send help

>>45717391
>steals your booze
>steals your snacks
>drunkenly flies into you repeatedly with a "kya!"
who can stop these delinquent fairies?

>>45717391
>>45717410
be nice, they did please

One day you'll have the most frenzied, passionate lovemaking session you've ever had with your monster wife that will have the two of you laying in bed exhausted and content in the knowledge that a new has begun. Every single time you father a daughter you will repeat this experience.

>>45717425
new life has begun*

Fuck, I'm going to bed

>>45717422
>fairy asks if she can have a bite of your wings with a please
>sure
>she devours the whole plate
Please is just another trick from those fairies

>>45717439
>currently eating wings
>imagine smol fairy eating all of my remaining wings

What could inspire such a ferocious appetite in such a smol being?! What flavors must I choose to ward off fairies?

>>45717475

>mfw a fairy holds up a box of chocolates at me for valentines and asks me if I'd like to go out together sometimes
That's really nice of her but I'm afraid I just couldn't, I prefer my women to be normal sized like me.

>>45717476
you have to choose spicy flavors
a bite of buffalo and she will be cooling her head off in the ranch dip

>>45717510
My two dozen Thai chili wings are safe. The garlic parmesan are in grave danger, I fear.

The portals will open and monsters will step through to see a nuclear wasteland littered with radiation, skeletons and evil killer robots and mutants hunting down whatever remains of us and you know it.

How durable are faeries?

I'd be terrified having something that small flying around. I feel like it would be way to easy to accidentally hurt her.

>>45717515
>The garlic parmesan are in grave danger, I fear.
just pray that the vampire fairies aren't prowling around tonight

>>45717586
cartoon physics renders them nigh invulnerable

>>45717586
This >>45717599
I want to put one on a miniature catapult and launch her into a kiddie pool in the summer.

>>45717563
Imagining their rage as they wonder which portal gave zombies, skeletons and automata first dibs

I can’t believe Ms. Rata just released a hit list to the sabbath for friends of that one billionaire

>>45717725
>succ visits the rata agency
>asks how to defeat anon
>rata brings out a 1 ft book
>succ asks why anon has so many weaknesses
>rata scoffs
>says that this is his fetishes
>she brings out his weaknesses book
>it's x5 times bigger
Ratas need to be controlled and corrected

ded

>>45717846
I love the dead. Frequently.

>>45716886
>Anon comes out of the closet
>Bogey isnt interested in an Alp

Dork dork dork dork

>>45717257
There are NO Lesbians or Yuri in MGE.
>but there is a large amount of mamono-on-mamono pre-threesome foreplay

>>45717873
I don't like many undead but she's a badass. lich is fine too

>>45716731
Silly wurmy, that's a wizard.

>>45717976
>just got the joke
wipe me now miss flayer

>>45717926
It's great. Don't even need men. I would be perfectly content to watch monster on monster girl action forever.

>>45717926
stop encouraging the yurinigger you retard

>>45716585
Corruption is one of the best parts of the setting
I like seeing girls turn into monsters, and MGE even weeds out some of the undesirable stuff that tends to come with the subject

>>45716585
I really dislike portal stories, I'd rather have stuff set in setting
if your going to have monsters in the "real world" at least have it so they've always been there

>>45718283
people don't like corruption here?

>>45718283
>unpopular

>>45718304
>>45718316
last time I brought it up people were all like "a former human monster is still 3DPG" among other things
so i thought you guys weren't fans

>>45718327
There's always some autismos who kvetch about the used goods "issue", but I never got the impression that corruption was disliked here.
The solution is to corrupt little girls before they go slutting around

>>45718342
wait no I remember now...

>>45716585
Both smut and school are boring.

>>45718353
The orphanage really needs some new beds, the old ones keep creaking

>>45718327
Idk, but screeching about ‘3DPD’ happens.
>>45718342
>all this b8 but no hook

>>45718375
You’d think monsters would care about beds ffs.

>>45718359
But I want smut about schoolgirls.

>>45718327
The thread is not a hive mind
> "a former human monster is still 3DPG"
I think it's true but other anons don't, such is life. I will only hire pure blood or men and everything will be alright

>>45718389
>all this b8 but no hook
She lied, there's no shitposting. Now get in the bed, onii-chan

>>45718410
Let’s compromise. I want schoolgirls to punish you, non-sexually, but you can get off to it. So do you want a fuku or a kogyaru beating you with a coin filled sock? The loose sock has more coin, but the more mature variety of emasculation is worth it.

The new mark two power armor the Order specialists just invented is super strong, it's powered by a nuclear battery and made of super durable beryllium. It can make you physically strong enough to match a Hellhound or an Ogre. With a new invention like this we're sure to push back the Monsters now. I had mine painted black and given flame accents and equipped with a heavy flamethrower. Now I'm gonna go use it to burn some Monster villages!

There's no way Monsters can counter our new power armored troops.

>>45718470
>Gremlin hit squad has been dispatched to your location

>>45718470
strip out the armour, reduce the size since it doesn't need to support as much weight and you can finally bridal carry beeg monsters

>>45718470
>you slaughter all of the tittie monsters
>the cold empty feeling in your stomach and intrusive images of shrieking charred women haunt you
>you become an alcoholic to dull the horror
>at least you can blame your vomiting on the drink instead of the persistent stench of scorched girlflesh that taints your life
Based good ending, bro!

>>45716540
Listen! LISTEN!!!

I only like ONI! I will only take either a red or blue ONI! I am emphasizing ONI because I fucking love ONIs because they're strong! Physically strong hight strength spec monster girls. Also yes it is because I am a weeaboo or otaku- whatever! I admire Zipangese culture but I absolutely love ONI not any other monster girls! I am sorry to all the other Zipangese mamono who tried to hit on me earlier, but I will only reserve myself to an ONI individual. I will willingly be raped and taken by a red ONI or flirted by a blue ONI!!! I am a weeb who will only take an ONI, nothing more nothing less.

ONI!
O
N
I
!

>>45718468
I’d rather them beat me off into the sock.

>>45718427
yes it is

>>45718441
>The knowledge of sorcery that she formerly possessed and the memory of the filthy adults she hated, were all melted away by pleasure and she totally forgot about all of it.
She’s literally retarded.

>>45718517
You act like we Order troopers assume we'll do anything besides comical saturday morning cartoon villainry. The Order hasn't managed to kill monsters since the last DL was in charge. I'm just gonna burn down some houses to be an asshole. You know the truth is, most of us join the Order not because we want to kill monsters but because we want to get corrected but make them work for it, it's only the old jaded higher ups that want us to kill them. In my case they will take some effort to break this new shiny power armor and correct me so I'll make the most of being a saturday morning cartoon villain until then, mkay.

>>45718533
Impossible, as it’s full of metal coins. You have to wait for the beating to escalate into the sock rupturing first. Then maybe you lewd sock fetish thing happens. Or the coins monsterize and rape you, but using the sock in some humiliating way.

>>45718586
Pick the best of both worlds. Napalm monsters and become a hollow shell of a man, then find redemption when a winegoat rapes you after sobbingly confess your war crimes to her.

>>45718587
>get bullied into fapping into the coin sack
>coins monsterize into a smug creeping coin
>she joins the brats and the bullying continues

>>45718529
big red cherries

>>45718628
I can work with this.

>>45718529
>I LOVE ONI
>ONI
>t.Catherine Halsey
Nice try Catherine Halsey. You and all the ONI spooks are gonna have to psyops-shitpost much harder than that to convnce the Sasha Fullmoon Orphanage to handover underage children for your supersoldier program.

>>45718470
>>45718517
>>45718586
By the Demon Lord Lilith, why is the Office of Naval Intelligence psyops'ing this humble little monster girl forum, have they lost that many Spartans from Cockatrice Snipers!?

>Audience Awwwww

Would monsters forgive warcrimes?

>>45718729
Ye

>>45718697
F-fish blasting?!

>>45718468
>Anon beats off into a sock filled with a Coin

White boys fuck dogs.
Every dog girls knows this so I hope you are ready to get dry humped by them.

>>45717586
They can give birth to human babies, which I think tells you everything you need to know.

>>45719137
And now you made me remember that doujin. God damn it.

>>45719118
I will not lose to mere wans

>>45718995
The arrogant ohoho rape is the payoff for getting brutalized with a homemade blackjack.

>>45718905
Will they help mock the victims of warcrimes?

Be careful which tombs you open. Who knows what kind of ancient spirits are still kicking around.

>>45716540
Edit fairy!

>>45719252
who knows anon, someone in them my recognise you

>>45719252
>open ancient tomb
>wight comes out
>ignores you and runs to egypt
>opens pharaoh tomb
>hot girly times start and an undead empire begins

>>45719252
The ancient curse is just a myth.
The t-rex, however, is very real.

>>45719173
>Things said before becoming the packs chew and love toy

>>45719263
>Tomb raider anon breaks open ancient, forgotten burial sight in the sand ocean that is the desert
>Opens a hidden door only to find the (very modern) bedroom for the Anubis who works at the bar back in town, with her still in it
>Now has to deal with a trespassing charge

>>45719263

>>45719431
How did she end up there?

>>45719449
water leak

>>45719393
>Anon now also has a tip top schedule now that doesn't have any time for tomb raiding anymore

>>45716540
what if kc made a mascot for monster energ drink,.?

>be Order Priest
>sent to investigate rumors of a chaos cult growing in a fishing village
>on my way to the blighted place I step on something squishy and grey
>it's a blob thing
>pick it up
>mfw it sprouts yellow eyes
>immediately recognize it is a Shoggoth, a foul monster of CHAOS, confirming the suspicions
>tell the creature I shall destroy it with fire and purify its wicked presence
>it just giggles and waves at me
Disgusting....

>>45719547

>>45719503
>Dad, how did you and mom meet?
>Your mother is horrible at designing puzzles

mg walks
Humans: magnificent, stunning, absolutely breathtaking.

>>45719380
Your wans aren't big enough

>>45719431
I will bully this maid

>>45719670
You can't handle my biggest wans.

>>45719431
Time to consider a beachfront property to have a Sahuagin maido

>>45719431
headpat the fish

>>45719686
Wan seller, I'm telling you I need your biggest wans.

>>45719779
You cannot handle my biggest wans. Nobody can.

>>45716588
Describe lim wife

>>45719803
Wan seller what do I have to tell you to get your wans?

>he's back
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

>>45719845
His family can only tolerate him for a short time before they lock him back in his room

If you had two childhood friends, one a monster you liked a lot and the other your human best bro who always had your back, and as you grew older you developed intense feelings for your monster childhood friend that you could never admit, then how would you cope with it if you saw her end up marrying your best bro instead one day because she actually liked him more and it was fated to be?

>>45719868
Nah, he was probably caught in the new year ban wave, with other shits, which as you can see expired.

>>45719890
>Anonymously send him pamphlets about "The Joys of Alping"
>When he inevitably alps (they're good pamphlets!), fuck him AND his wife to assert dominance.
>Good. End.

>>45719890
Move to another town to distance myself from all that. Probably stop contacting the friends too then out of spite since being denied a childhood friend wife would be too crushing for me. Become an alcoholic and get depressed. Become Doppelganger bait then.

>>45719904
We could just be talking about cute monster girls fingering each other instead.

>>45719890
>then how would you cope with
It's mamonomana and actual fate at work so it's not like 3DPD dumping you for a richer guy or something, nothing to cope about. I just wait for my destined soulmate.

>>45719970
That won't work. Why do you think that would work?

>>45719890
This is one of those problems that's best solved by just not having childhood friends or friends in general for that matter. They can't hurt you if you don't care.

>>45719890
>>45719993
Go back to being banned please.

>>45719970
Do you really think a human like you would care if it was fated and destiny and shit or not? Not getting something you desire always makes anyone enraged deep down and you're lying if you claim you're an exception to the rule. Most people would not care if they have a 'destined soulmate', because it's always more about what they 'want' over what they'll get.

>>45719959
Fingering, eh?
>Miss Banshee plays a sad song on her "piano"
>Piano is her mimic sister wife

>>45719970
>I'm such a happy cuck: the post

>>45720024
With mamono around I'd be aware that soon I'm getting my own perfect wife so it's completely different.

Interesting that it all just so happens to be happening at the same time.

>he's replying to himself too
Uhmm meido-chama, onegai.

>>45719890
Already happened to me. Twice.
I distance myself from people at this point, never integrating well within groups.

You gotta understand, he HAS to get his epic upboats, or he will die.

>>45720023
No, have this instead.

>spammers get banned for an entire 3 days after spamming for a full year
>immediedly get back to spamming after the bans end
Reminder that all the
- Chink gacha spam
- Fotm anime spam
- Furshit
- Mentally ill yuri/cuckshit baiting

Is all the same 1-2 people. All the garbage was gone from the thread during the time they were banned.
Use the report function
Use https://www.4chan.org/feedback

I have a well-placed source in Mamono Intelligence that says
"It's koturday--post kots!"

Why have a sandworm wife you ask?
She's a big girl (UUUU). More wife to love, and not in a gross fat way either.

>>45720334
She's wiggling her butt, she's about to pounce!

>>45720334
Big kot.

>>45720334
I'll post worms instead.

i hate the cold i wish i had a big plump monster gf to cuddle me so this cold may go away

>>45719913
>using pamphlets instead of your manly rod of truth
So close, 59% completion rate. This means that your bro alps and shows you the true path, using her tail.
>>45719970
>turning down a two-for-one soulmate opportunity
>because you want to wait like a pansy
Chief God weeps at your lack of ambition, Mara weeps at your waste of your massive cock. Double shame upon your ancestors!

what if ur crush and favorite monster girl was your math teacher......?

You just don't know the seemingly regular human couple is actually a disguised demon/succubus and her incubus husband. Who knows what nefarious plans they both have.

>>45720488
Fuck off retard

By the time the portals open I will probably already have been dead for a long time at age 50-60 from shit health and degenerative hereditary illnesses and my soul will either be lost and fade into nothing or already moved on to the afterlife to eternal rest so I will never ever know the joy of having a monster wife.

>>45720545
Sasuga, optimist-sama…I kneel.

>>45720488
They both look like vampires.

>>45716562
because she can't believe that she's AI genereated

>>45720619
it has a patreon thing on it

>>45720639
that's even worse

>>45720639
Patreon allows AI art too.

>>45720665
>>45720678
you telling me people will pay for ai art on patreon?

>>45720691
They pay for promises of a game.

>>45719727
Sahuagins only live in fresh water. At best you're getting a kraken maid.

would u date a tuna mermaid or a tilapia mermaid

>>45720738
Tuna mermaids would be buff as hell. We're talking 8 feet tall and 600 pounds.

Fox

>>45720738
The better question is, what would a seahorse mermaid look like. Half human, half fish, half horse?

>>45719393
! !

>>45720810
Literally Otihime.

>>45720810

>>45720805
shes FAT only light due to being in the water

>>45720835
vaca

>>45720816
>Half human, half fish, half horse, and somehow half dragon.
The math doesn't add up.

>>45720847
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_seadragon

>>45720814
Even the seahorse pregnancy trick?

>>45720454
Warm chocolate.

>>45720717
I never said seaside, a lakeside cabin is good enough for me

>>45720871
Fuck off.

Why does everyone keep saying it's the year of the dragon if the chinise new year hasn't even started yet? Bunch of wurms.

>>45721018
happens every year. best to enjoy the 2 waves of art

Would a bogie let me throw a pie at her?

>>45721064
Yes, a creampie

How do you cope?

>>45721018
Nobody cares about what the Chinese do/think, if it means more sexy dragon ladies then I say do it.

>>45721092
Some day my drinking problem will end me and then I won't be real anymore.

>>45721064
you'll ruin her suit

Reject mindflayers

>>45721092
Monster girls are an escape from the cruelties of reality. No matter how much we wish, pray or cry for them to appear, They simply never will. Isn't living so wonderful?

>0 DAMAGE
>Anon is STUNNED

>>45718470
I will get this armor and just join Eros, I will also replace the shitty flamethrower with a demon mana canon

>>45721195
>"are you fucking serious? of all the parts of my body, you decided to punch my tits?"

>>45721195
Looks like she's the one stunned if anything lol

>>45721251
i see no issue

>>45721195
>"pathetic"

>>45721260
>Going straight for the core
This guy is smart. Getting to the slime core and clenching it will completely disable her. She will become putty in his hands, literally.

>>45721195
>>45721260
>>45721285
>strong, domineering monster girls looming over you
Why am I so weak to this.

Birds aren't real, theyre a psyop by the Big Lilim government to track you and your unmarried ass to send an unmarked hit squad to boost the marriage business sector in your local area

>>45721329
Because you're a weak man, a twink at best

>>45721329
something primal

>>45721333
>Birds aren't real
You're not rea-
>repeating integers
AAAUGUGHGHGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>45721381
wish she had a tag

Miss summer yet?

>>45721398
屋敷狐
doesn't get them all of course but that's tags for you

>>45721381
whats her appeal?

>>45721405
No.

>>45721329
We may never know

>>45721414
Big smug lovable lewd fox.

>>45721329

>>45721405
No. I love my Snowubis.

>>45721414
>whats her appeal?
beeg

>>45721414
big, mysterious, spooky

dungeon meshi has some cute monstergirls

>>45721329
You grew up without a strong father figure
This also >>45721377

>>45721470
Why are angels like this?

i like big girls
is that wrong or are u the one whose wrong?

>>45721523
be less sensitive

>>45721523
liking big girls is a moral imperative

>>45721499
Wow anon. Soon you'll figure out why everyone here is catholic. Probably this. >>45719970

>>45721405
I want winter to stay forever

>>45721547
why on earth would a catholic be browsing a fetish porn website

is it wrong to like girls
is it wrong to like
is it wrong
is it
is
I
is it wrong
is it wrong to like
is it wrong to like wurm girls

>>45721555
To have something to feel Catholic guilt over, duh

>>45721562
yes. repent now, sinner

>>45721555
they're a bundle of conflicting desires

>>45721574
i'll repent with sister wurm
she said she knows to atone for the sin of just liking wurm girls
All I gotta is lay in her bed without clothes and lay with her!

>>45721494
It's funny when mgs have fetishes for specific human body parts

>>45721578
elf!

i want a girl whose built like a trex

>>45721620
Yes, admittedly.

>>45721620
it was not DE that brought the elf kingdoms to ruin, it was human cuisine

>>45721635
does her milk taste like monster enegry?

>>45721635
does she glow in the dark?

>>45721731
i dont trust glowing people
they are agents of a federal nature anon and you shouldn't trust them either

>>45716540
Wait there already a new girl and it's another meat-loving plant type? Do leak the info at least anons, give the juicy gist/info!

>>45721651
Huh.

>>45721788
cerdo

what do if there is 20 feral porcs at your front door and they say are cold and hungry?

>>45721842
i'll huff and i'll puff

>>45721854
and blow them away, right? right?

>>45721842
I keep my castle doors closed. I'm not falling for that again

>>45717873
>Yes master it is necessary for me to bare your child
>Why? To protect you of course

>>45721880
bearing child.
baring child is sabbath activity

>>45721872
but look at the poor things, they are huddled up together and are cleary starving

>>45721872
>again

>>45721880
I love Ochimusha. I wish they had more art.

>>45717873
That's a fat pussy.

>>45721888
>Erm, akshually I'm a giant nerd

>>45720545
Kid named necromancy

>>45721912
They are among my favourite undead. I would want to show a sengoku era ochi old samurai movies

>>45721895
It's all for show. The moment the door opens they'll rush in empty out the kitchen, my balls, and then come back next week to do it all over again

imp slumber party

>>45721944
Our spies have brought news from the Dark Lands on how to win the war. Orcs are weak to mating press.

>>45721962
Except none of them are going to sleep.

>>45721983
You're just going to make more orcs that need mating pressed at a rate that our side can't keep up with

>>45721888
>baring child is sabbath activity
It's usual monster girl activity in general, sabbath is just slightly more enthusiastic about it.

>>45722053
>our side can't keep up with
Sounds like a skill issue to me.

there are 3 wurms outside your yard
they are hungry and cold
what will you do

>>45721888
Sabbath members are also into bearing children though

What're y'all's 2024 resolution guesses for MGE entries? For me i'm hoping for Balrog, Fenrir, Cerberus and/or Orthrus, Hydra, some sorta new tentacled girl (be they actually related to the Tentacle and Roper or just possesses tentacles), and at least one new abyssal monster

>>45722152
>y'all
Fuck off

>>45722160
that's a pretty common term anon, it's not just Tumblr speak
don't worry, miss flayer will help you

>>45722147
child bearing barely bare childbearing hips

>>45722186
Message received. Loli bear with bear panties on route to your location

>>45722152
More southamerican/hispanic monsters. We are in severe lack of those.

>>45722142
There will be blankets and cocoa

>>45722152
Grey alien

>>45722152
what would you want out of a roper subspecies?

>>45722237
>You and that demon from your get abducted by greys and forced to show them human mating practices
>It was actually just a cupid and houri in costumes that drugged you two and took you to a studio they set up for that purpose
>Not that you would know in the middle of rutting with your demon coworker
More urban legend monsters would be cool I think

>>45722247
Nothing much other than more tentacle-based girls, plus with the fact there're Roper relatives out there like the Urophion and Darkmantle so just feel they'd make for some good monster girls too

>>45722152
More info on chaos realms, and more abyssals. I want to marry a chaos god

>>45722152
Wurm subspecies

>>45721787
Assuming you're not just being a dipshit.
>Mature body type similar to Pharaoh or Wight
>Wears the lid of the Pitcher Plant on her head like a wide brimmed hat or beret
>'Digestive' juices emit a perfume that lures men to them
>Their pitcher gets bigger to trap their husband inside with them, can't be observed from the outside
>'Digestive' juices similar to the Claustrophyte only melt clothes and dial the man's pleasure up to 11
>Given their nature as Man-Eaters despite their seemingly gentle disposition they're extremely possessive of their husband and will ravish him if he leaves the sac for any amount of time like it's their first time together

>>45722152
I set zero expectations or resolutions so I can't ever be disappointed past making passive-aggressive remarks. If Cross isn't going to release the girls I'd want I can just homebrew my own versions and be content with that.

Claimed by shortstack succubus fairies, forced to become their cum cannon

>>45722526
>>Mature body type similar to Pharaoh or Wight
Would monstergirls get offended at having their body described as "mature"?

>>45722596
Really only the sabbath. Any other monster girls would go. All others would think you mean they are ripe for the taking.

>>45722231
only the best for best girl

>>45722596
conversely, when a monster calls you mature or says things like "he's very mature for his age" that's very concerning

>>45722648
Oh yeah, that's a girl walking (slithering?) in the winter wonderland

Succs are too cute and dorky to be sexy. I'd still let one crush me with their ass though.

>>45722673
>>45722521
boop the womb tattoo

>>45722648
the warm in her natural environment

>>45722656
I'll just take it as a compliment. Surely they don't mean anything nefarious.

>>45722745
wurm in her natural wurmitat.

>>45722186
Monster girls probably have some kind of a cultural holiday for that.

A festival celebrating youth, potential and fertility, where the young girls are the honored participants and allowed to wear the sacred ceremonial outfits. The outfits naturally being made to accentuate what's being celebrated.

>>45722745
Would finding a fireproof place be easier and cheaper in Dragonia due of the vast amount of species there being able to create it? Asking because even if my wife's flames don't hurt me, same can't be said about our bedroom, and it has already happened twice so far.

>>45719970
>haha I’m gonna use the setting’s fated love rules to push a bad faith scenario
>this proves your precious setting’s actually grimdark, don’t you feel silly?
“okay then fated love will eventually work the for me”
>NOOO THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS KEKKEKKEKKEK

>>45722757
I think I'll be safe with these fox aunties. Look at their warm expressions and content smiles! They'll keep me safe from all the pyrows trying to assault my awkward self. Infact, they've even let me brush their tails to calm down! Or at least, they say it helps calm men down, some zipangu health advice or whatever.

>>45722521
Why is she telling me I can use her tits?
Use them for what? Storage?

>>45722898
Stress relief.

>>45722850
Damn cats

>>45722906
thanks doc

>>45722993
Cute meek mouse made to be savagely raped.

Why do retards try to overcomplicate shit? If you don't get with a girl, she wasn't your soulmate. You literally have a force that breaks time and space and a literal god of love who makes sure everyone gets a happy end
I swear by Eros tits all of those dipshitswill get mindraped by flayers and tossed into mantago pits

>>45723017
Breed mice until the town becomes a town of mice

>>45723028
Counter point: I love the idea of being miserable and being saved by a monster girl.

>>45723017
Don't say that. She gets easily frightened and it's rude.

>>45723028
They are retarded anon. You said it yourself. Just ignore them.

>>45723046
Maustown

You can offload wheels of cheese here for a tidy profit.

>>45723057
>She gets easily frightened
Even better.

Since all these art fairies have gotten more popular lately, what if you got a bunch of them together and used their creativity and work ethic to bring back 2-D animation?
I want to show Leanan Sidhe Fleischer's Superman cartoons and Richard Williams' Prologue