/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45620671
Does she actually eat people?

>>45620705
Probably not. That would be very unladylike, don't you think?

>>45620705
In one sense of the word, mysteriously vanishing people get "eaten" by Yukari and Ran.

Her "back" trick can be countered if you are quick enough

>>45620966
Who tf is this NIGGER kissing my wife Yukarin??

>>45621401
(You)

You're not that esoteric schizo pasta literally insane poster that made dream threads, are you?

>>45621442
I like schizo anon.

>>45621627
I've seen him pop up in archives here and there. It makes me question whether or not he's possessed.

>>45621442
who?

>>45621709
You may have seen him in his own Yukari threads, he namefagged. Can't recall exact name.

>>45621442
OPs post is flowery but still parsable so I don't think it's that guy.

>>45621743
Hope so.

>>45620671
Back off the .jpeg buddy, she’s taken.

>>45621442
He would have spammed the entire board by now and called you a faggot for posting in his thread.
It's not him, I think the tripfag genuinely suicided after his valentines thread was taken over by a sex beast anon.

>>45621910
Taken over by who? Hell, mate, what's up with them?
I've seen that first dude on even on /x/ out of all places as I was looking around.

Yukari thread took an interesting turn...
What would she think about that dream poster?

>>45621963
An anon posted for the entire thread about how much he'd fuck Yukari and other 2hus and it really pissed him off. He didn't show up again after that, as far as I know.
If you remember his trip you could look it up in the archive.

>>45622002
That would depend on what is her true, non-interpreted personality is.
If she's a more normal herself, I'd presume that she'd be maybe lightly intrigued the same way one is interested in bacteria in a dish, until she would become disgusted. I've seen some really fucking ugly posts by that person.
If she's Nyarly-like? Well...

>>45622002
Is that Ubuntu? I think only it has that standard coloring.

>>45621627
No fuck that guy, yukari's threads used to die immediately because of him.

>>45622202
Does oogataken use ubuntu?

>>45621910
Reading that thread and watching that fag baby raging the whole time was great

>>45622150
>>45622462
Can you post a link?

>>45623125
>>/jp/thread/42654011

I cant fix her. Shes beautiful.

Yukari deserves to be locked in eternal charisma break cuddles

>>45620966
Although the thought of giving her a surprise kiss is lovely, I can't help but think of letting her continue her hug, holding her arms in your hands, allowing her slowly to come closer and snuggle her head against yours. I get goosebumps just thinking about it, Anon.
>>45621442
No, I don't think that's me.
>>45621869
>>45622002
Realistically, can we really expect her to know anything about us, at all? Maybe if she comes by this site every once in a while, but in that case she might first be appalled by anons describing the many ways they would like to fuck her. Perhaps >>45622171 is right and she would watch us with the attention her autistic self watches microbes (more than disgust, I predict some interest, but a firm feeling of distancing).
I wonder how one could get the attention of this maiden, short of paying her a visit to Gensokyo and winning her over by sheer dedication of showing up to her door every day.
>>45622202
It looks like it could be. How could Yukari break Ubuntu, as that image suggests she has? Maybe this is from the time she was first trying to use a computer (excluding Ran, that is).
>>45623330
Indeed, no need to fix what isn't broken.

>>45621401
Jeremy Meeks.

Imagine staying up late at night, talking for hours and hours with her over some sake.
Ahh, Yukarin.

She's such a lovely lady

Oh Ran!

>>45623687
It doesn't take a super intelligent being to understand imageboarders, anon, a sharp human could grasp most people here in a minute of talk in some part.
To her, everyone here would be instantly and extremely predictable, easy to break, easy to exploit, boring, likely generally useless, generally crude, vulgar, tasteless and rude, undignified and annoying.
Those here who're not normal, are abnormal, so responses to most will be according.
In short, more than a few posters here would make morally acceptable youkai food.

>>45626566
Ran thread died?

>>45626820
Yeah, it was really popular. The more popular, the quicker it drops off. Though it could last for weeks if it was only bumped when it hits page 10.

Why is the lower half of her tabard orange? What's the meaning?

sex

>>45626934
It could be a coat of arms of sorts since that's what usually goes on the front of a tabard.

>>45626934
This is just a guess, but I tried putting a trigram diagram over a color wheel and found out that the ones on Yukari's tabard ( kon and da, which are on the south and northwest respectively in the image) roughly match up with the purple and orange. Of course, to achieve this, you need to use a specific ordering of the trigrams (early heaven or primordial, when I think the later heaven is more common), but it does seem to match up.
Coincidence?

>>45625591
Drinking with a 1000+ year old wine aunt!
>>45626934
Looks like a fire doesn't it? Maybe it's her version of those flame decal t-shirts.

>>45627096
That it does.
>>45627090
Unlikely to be a coincidence.

You are awaken by a thump sound and see this

>>45627204
Am I?

>>45627216
A pedophile yes.

>>45627204
Will she open her eyes the next second? She must be up to something.

>>45627204
I would immediately grab her boobies. Take the risk.

>>45627204
She shouldn't be sleeping like that, a harsh nipple twist and tug should teach her to be careful, someone else could've taken advantage of her so she's lucky I found her first.

>>45627204
I wake up the grandma and remind her she's going to have horrible back pains if she sleeps like that.

Lady Yukari, we are ready for inspection.

>>45627540
You could have said that without calling her grandma.
Now you made Yukari cry

>>45627587
here, hold this. There, sadness averted

>>45627204
You know exactly what I'm going to do here.
Time to give the Lady of the Gap a makeover!

>>45627620

Doing clean pure coke and mescaline with Ran and Yukari!

>>45627587
But she basically is. Ran is basically her daughter, Chen is basically Ran's daughter. Grandma Yukari.

>>45625591
imagine randomly the two of you starting that after some months of you living in gensokyo until it slowly becomes a habit for the two of you

>>45627648
And she doesn't like being reminded that she is old

>>45627204
I very slowly, very gently, very politely roll her back through

>>45627204
I like how soft looking those boobs are.

>>45627544
Chen looks like she thinks "wtf" but mostly politely.

>>45627648
She's 17!

>>45627666
I am tempted to write a short story of how this would be. It sounds lovely.
>>45627742
What if she wakes up?
"What exactly are you doing, Anon?"
What then?

>>45627765
Lady Yukari, that is incorrect.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>45627795
>What then?
Look her in the eyes and say "sexual harassment".

>>45627825

!!!

>>45627917
It must be so hard to work for gappy when she constantly gropes and molests and occasionally tries to rape you. And her power makes it impossible to prevent.

>>45627090
Early heaven is also what is represented on Marisa's Mini-Hakkero, and I see Kun lining up more with indigo. So you orange, indigo, and purple; Chen, Ran, and Yukari.
Besides, if you dig a little into I-Ching you'll find that Early Heaven vs Later Heaven are just different ways to express things and both have uses. Early Heaven has a strong relation to the cardinal directions in context to China's geography, west is water (Kan) where the rivers flow from, east is fire (Li) because of the rising sun, and north (Kun) being the coldest and purest Yin, and south (Qian) being the hottest and purest Yang.
Later Heaven started by King Wen, is about Human activity throughout the year, namely his army's march as Confucius interpreted King Wen's intentions.
Kinda cool to see where character elements originate from regardless.

Stop assuming Lady Yukari is a lesbian.

>>45628006
> I see Kun lining up more with indigo
I tried rotating the wheel so it would include both the orange and part of the purple, but you are right; I think rotating it a little bit to the left would be better (though not too much, because then it is purple and yellow, but the tabard is purple and orange).
I knew that the trigrams were used for compass directions, but I had no idea that they were also laid out that way to match geography. Very interesting, anon.
I have always liked how the early heaven order shows opposite trigrams on opposite sides of the circle, but I admit I have never quite understood the late heaven order. Oh, well, it's not like I am very knowledgeable about this at any rate. I might look into it more later. Thank you!

>>45628177
I assume Yukari's sexuality is more like whatever's available. I certainly wouldn't assume you're safe from gap-rape simply for being a woman or a man.

>>45627204
I give her a soft kiss on her exposed forehead.

Yukari likes watersports and scat

There she goes again...

>>45627204
ask if she needs something

>>45628178
No, thank you, instead!

>>45628006
And thank you, as well.

>>45627204
I'd move her into a more comfortable position with a pillow and put a blanket around her

>>45628849
Ah, you see, Anon, at that point you have already fallen for her trap.
Just as you are laying the blanket on her, you stop feeling the floor under your feet and begin a free fall into the void. Thousands, no, countless red eyes stare at you while you scream, desperately grabbing at nothing to stop your fall. Then, just as quickly as you had begun falling, you feel yourself enveloped by a soft and warm presence on the next instant.
"Caught you", you hear from the lips now pressed to your forehead as you cling to her like a scared child.

>>45627795
Please do write that story, I think it would a be cute read.

>>45634198
I'm fine with this

haggy

I want to spend time with and be nice to her

I want to ignore her and make her cry

>>45645209
cant sad the groovy

>>45643596
>>45645209
Who’s right?
Who’s wrong?

>>45645209
>>45643596
The duality of Anon both will wind up dead and a three course meal

>>45634206
Here you are, anon. I'm breaking this into two posts because it is too long for just one.
I plan on making a continuation of this, as it turned out to be much longer than I expected (because I thought giving some context for how Anon will meet Yukari and drink with her in the first place would be important).
I thought of other ways this could have gone down. Maybe Anon would be working at an izakaya and receive an unexpected, purple visitor after closing, or maybe he would have been returning home from work and suddenly noticed a certain someone staring at him from a gap while he rested and got drunk, but I got excited writing this idea of him being a relatively ignorant gapped human who settled in the village coming across the Yakumos (hence also the length and why it does not cut directly to him drinking with Yukari).
It is my first time writing a story like this. I hope you like it and apologise if it is bad.

————————————————————

You would have done well to heed the advice of the villagers, you thought to yourself as the door before you opened to reveal a tall, blonde woman… and her nine tails. A tall, blonde youkai and her nine tails.
“Don’t stay out late! There’s beasts out there!”, you heard countless times. But could they blame you? You had only been here for some months by now, and you barely knew your way around. Sure, it might have been a stupid idea to go so far the village upstream, but your catches had been getting better and better, and you got a little too excited with fishing, or the sen your haul promised, and lost track of time.
Then, on the way home, the low light of the dusk, a step off the path you had taken and a walk in circles in the forest as your anxiety grew to fear, and then dread when you realised you had become hopelessly lost. And to top it all off, that… thing, not unlike a young child, that had chased you with glistening red eyes through the dark, that forced you to drop everything you had caught as you entered a frenzied sprint into the unknown. You ran and ran for who knows how many hours, until you knew no more. The only thing to redeem this spell of bad luck had been the fact you had woken up on the forest floor the next day. And in one piece!
Still, it all seemed hopelessly lost. Though, contrary to expectation, your sense of direction was not entirely dull, the thick forest canopy made it impossible to know where east or west was. Pick a random direction and walk down it it was, then. But how many days had you walked by now? Three. Three? You had counted three last time it got dark. Or was that the time prior? And, at any rate, when was the last time you ate? Had you not seen this tree already once? Twice? You no longer knew. Your only option was to keep walking and pray none of those beasts would cross your path.
Which leads us to now. Night was approaching again, so, naturally, you felt quite relieved when you finally came across a path cut through the foliage, and that soon grew to excitement once the trees started clearing up, then followed by a light, and another one, and another one! Oh, thank God, you thought, as at last a large house came into view, your excitement and half-crazed mind from the hunger preventing you from asking yourself who exactly would be living here, in the middle of... nowhere.
Well, at last your question had been answered, if now your cheer had fallen through the roof, along with any hopes you had held for a brief moment, just one, of getting out of this alive. So much spent running away from youkai, and now, face to face with one… Though this one didn’t seem interested in going after you. She just stood there, glaring, as though waiting for you to say what could have possibly led you to her door. She slowly moved her tails from side to side. Each reminded you of a swaying snake about to strike.
Should you run? Plead for your life? Do nothing? Charge at her? Your mind froze thinking of what to do. Was this the end? It was not a bad run, but you wished you could at least have lived to se-
“Can I help you?”
…Why, yes, she could he- What?

>>45645745
Cont.

You were in shock. Not just by the fact she had just spoken at you, but also because you were, again, alive and in one piece.
“Uh… Er… I, um…”
You could barely utter out a word. She just kept staring.
…
(Come on, say something).
“I… Became lost…”
She tilted her head, as though waiting for a continuation.
…
(Still waiting).
But nothing else came out of your mouth. It was as though time had frozen, until…
“Ran! Is something the matter?”, you heard a woman yell from within the house.
This was bad. This was very, very bad. At this rate, you would end up as a youkai’s meal. Another cautionary tale for children in the village not to stay out at night.
You took a step back.
!
You barely had time to process the sight of another woman. No, the disembodied torso of another woman that had appeared to your right, the shock of which made you stumble and fall on your back. Now lying on the floor, your eyes darted back and forth, from the fox at the door and the torso, which seemed attached to some sort of black crack in the air. It was also looking at you. It was clad in purple, and it wore a white hat with a red lace. Like the fox, it had also golden hair. For an instant before you could see it was cut off at her waist, you could have thought it quite a well-dressed and attractive woman.
“Oh, my, what have we got here?”, it asked looking at you.
…
(I can’t say anything.)
…
Its face turned into a frown.
“…Ran?”, she asked.
“A lost human, Master,” said now the fox.
“Ah, I see. Well, in that case, serve another plate at the table and have him come in,” ordered the torso.
That thing can speak? “Master”?
“Yes, Master”, she replied promptly.
You turned your head to see whether the torso would say anything else, but it was now… gone. From her part, the fox had returned to staring at you. After another, dreadful pause, she asked:
“Are you planning on staying there all day? I can leave you out, and then I’ll have less work…,” she seemed to mutter that last part to herself.
You wanted to finish what you had, pathetically, begun and just dart from that place. But where? Down the path? Into the forest? To wander again for days without food or water? Assuming you even had the strength left to run from another one of these beasts. Ah, if only you had just listened to the villagers. Maybe they could blame you. Maybe they should. You were at the entrance of the tiger’s den, and all because you wanted some few more meagre coins. And now you had no choice but to go in, into its jaws.
Fearing the consequences of running away, you stood up and took heavy, slow steps. The fox, finally content with seeing you do something other than stay frozen, turned around, and you followed her in, regretting every decision that had led you up to this point.
Surely, you would be the one served that plate.

>>45645745
>>45645754
Not that anon but this is a nice start and I hope you continue with this.

>>45645745
Thank you for actually making this it was a nice read so far, especially if this is your first time writing something. Looking forward to more

>>45645409
I deny your version of Gensokyo, Lewdsokyo and Cutesokyo are the only ones!

>>45646698
>Lewdsokyo
At any moment she could drag you in from the outside to use your body!

>>45646711
H-Haha

>>45646698
>>45646711
What about Lewd/Grimsokyo? At any moment she could gap you in, gang rape you with Ran (Hammer or prostate-play Ran are your only options), then have you for dinner.

>>45646989
I read that fic too. Damn if the concept doesn't hit all my fetishes.

>>45647024
even the pegging part?

>>45647047
You bet.

>>45646989
>>45647024
What fic are you guys talking about?

>>45647401
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50586322?view_adult=true
Man gets ass drilled out by Ran's strapon while Yukari wrings him out. He only gets a crumb of fox pussy at the end and by then he's shooting blanks. Sad.

>>45647422
Why do anons want to be treated so badly?

>>45647422
>strapon
>no futa
>while miss boundary of male and female is there
Wasted opportunity.
Quoting me, myself, and I.

>>45647491
makes the afterwards good treatment that much more sweet

>>45647491
It's hot. Especially when it's a powerful, dangerous, and evil woman using you for her pleasure.

sad baba

>>45649856
What's she sad about?

>>45649888
they said the magic word

>>45650020
I kinda want to be contrarian and write something where Yukari is proud of being an ancient youkai ina land where being older = being stronger (and thus more desirable).

>>45649856
I know she most likely deserves it but dammit do I feel bad for this mopey sage. Maybe a kind word or even a pat on the back or shoulder squeeze would help to cheer Yukari up here?

>>45650045
Is she really that sensitive about her age? I get the feeling it’s fanon exaggeration.
No matter the case I’d welcome a story like that and that pride can very easily manifest itself in a number of ways against someone who called her a hag or whatever. It could range from a confident lecture and rebuttal or more direct action like scaring the guy with her powers and the experience that comes with it. From there you can have her be straight up eldritch or lewd from said demonstration. Or even both if you want Yukari to give them a fearboner.

>>45650629
>Is she really that sensitive about her age? I get the feeling it’s fanon exaggeration.
It's probably exaggerated, but not 100% unfounded

>>45652377
Well at least there’s some basis to it then.

>>45647491
I have no idea. Random women on the street will spit on you if asked.

>>45646989
Doesn't exist for me

>>45646989
It doesn't exist for me
>>45647047
I wouldn't mind Yukari gently pegging me though

>>45652704
A side note, but Gappy's best friend is sensitive about her age too, funnily enough. Assuming she isn't merely pretending anyway.

>>45653616
I guess that’s something Purple and Pink share together in that they totally don’t get upset when called old hags.

>>45653683
Why would you ever run from those two beautiful young ladies?

>>45654606
Self-preservation is paramount. At any cost.

>>45654694
Don't worry, the look in their eyes just says you're getting wrung dry like a sponge.

pls gib frens

She's the only Phantasm stage boss in all of the series. That's kind of lonely. What if there were Phantasm Stages in other games?

>>45654908
stop crying because you're lonely and take care of your granddaughter for once!

>>45655238
Dumping Chen through a gap to some playground or something counts as taking care of her, right?

>>45655314
she's a failure of a woman.

>>45655519
I can fix her.

>>45655525
she doesn't need fixing, stop this defamation

>>45654818
Will they let the poor man they capture go once they’re done? Or will he become their tag-hag team sex slave?

>>45654908
Just kidnap a jaypee anon silly.

>>45655597
can she fix me?
i feel broken :(

>>45655672
she has just the right thing in store to fix you, Anon!

>>45653683
>>45654606
>>45654694
>RUN
Yeah, towards them

>>45655614
If you can survive the whole night at the hands of the two of them they'll drop you off back where you came from. Except that every so often, you'll find yourself accidentally wandering back into Hakugyokurou and see them waiting for you again.

>>45655729
cue a very tired Youmu who has to actually clean up and prepare all the food and drinks in her spare time

>>45655753
(She has been promised a crumb of dick if she does everything right)

>>45655813
(and never got it)

>>45655817
The hags are too greedy...

>>45655713
that child better be mine

>>45655817
poor Youmu
this wrongdoing must be rectified immediately!

>>45655717
It’s risky considering who and even what they are, but that kind of danger is alluring in its own right. Tread lightly no matter what.

>>45655729
I like those odds.

>>45655860
sorry to break it to you, Anon… but the child is actually Anon's. I'm so very sorry.

>>45655889
Sorry, Youmu is too dorky and uncool to be anything but an orbiter of the guy Yukari and Yuyuko are tag teaming.

>>45655952
Hey don't say that, i'm sure Yukari and Yuyuko let her fluff him, sometimes...

>>45655952
>dorky and uncool
I shall now fuck her silly.

>>45620671
That's Merry

>>45655967
Maybe, yes.
>>45645754
Also, sorry I haven't continued this yet, anons. I think I might not do so until after New Year's, but don't think I have forgotten about it.

The hags get to have their night out on the town, while the servants have an emotional support network.

>>45657606
For all the danger of being a boy passed around by the hags, it's so much more dangerous to be passed around their pent-up, frustrated servants looking for someone to victimise.

>>45656077
Yukari's daughter a cute!

>>45658291
Who's the father?

>>45659110
me, whats up?

>>45659210
Everyone's always like "I like older women" and "I fuck youkai" until you drag them into your house in the middle of the night and show them your meat locker full of guys who ended up boring you then it's all like "let me go" and "why does that fox have a cleaver".

>>45659234
See, I'm just built different and I've come prepared. The fox has already been bribed with delectable fried tofu and the cat's been baited with silvervine.

I'm more of an oni guy myself

>>45659296
same

>>45659342
Why'd you post a perfectly ordinary human hermit with nothing unusual about her, then?

>>45659342
Rude of you to call that crippled woman an oni

>>45659360
>>45659407
she's an oni in bed!

>>45659234
Man, now I want to write something where Yukari extorts sexual intercourse from a nice young man after showing him her meat locker and throwing a bunch of veiled threats what will happen if he doesn't give her enough dick when and however she likes it.

New Years with Gappy!

>>45666025
>2022
Anon I...

>>45666051
she grows younger every year.

>>45666051
Every New Years is a good new year with Gappy! Even if she has to manipulate boundaries or something to make it 2022 again.

>>45659234
Lesser men will lose to such feeble intimidation tactics. I’m built different. I’ll sweep Yukari off her feet and fill her dry barren womb with cu.

>>45666181
At least she had the decency to properly terminate the young man's sentence this time.
She's lucky to have such good eyesight to spot such an error, especially at her a

>>45666025
fixed it for you, dumb gap lady

>>45666142
You can't do that! You'll create a time paradox!

Ran went to Yuuma's New Years Eve party.
Yuyuko went to the Hell administration's party.
Suika? Who knows where she is.
Booze is still at the Yakumo residence.
Another Gappy New Year...

why is she like this?

>>45676132
she's dead inside, so the world around her might as well be dead too.

>>45657606
Need a revenge of the servants story

Do remember to exercise and treat your body well this year. Otherwise, any unbecoming loser may find themselves taken by something that may never let them go. "Taken" in more ways than one, by the way.

>>45682602
What's she saying in that picture?

>>45682845
she is going to manage your diet because (you) are not eating healthy enough, basically.

>>45683057
She is going to feed me human children, isn't she?

>>45683057
Gappy turning into a health nut and micromanaging your diet to try and extend your lifespan just a bit longer is a cute idea

>>45683057
She's not wrong

>>45683063
Probably not. Human meat has surprisingly low nutritional value.

>>45693640
bakanon, she's trying to turn you into a youkai so she can love you for a long time

Ruin me

>>45693640
I've seen this image probably a dozen times but I never noticed that while ran is breaking chen's fall with her tail, yukari actually gaps ran's falling tableware onto her own plate.

>>45693640
They're not really eating Humans for their nutritional value, instead they eat it for the spirit that it contains. I imagine flesh is the most efficient and spirit dense way of feeding yourself as a Youkai, and in older times where humans were not a limited resource this was the way to go. Hermits are better in this regard, as an animal eating their flesh becomes a Youkai, while a Youkai eating their flesh ascends to a higher level or rank; so eating lots of Humans also increases your power, and in the case of Beast Youkai, an animal eating enough Humans becomes a Beast Youkai. In particular it's mentioned that virtuous Humans like Monks who've done a lot of training are ideal targets. The stronger one is spiritually (Human to Monk to Hermit) the more strength their flesh gives and the more "nutritional" it is. I think there's enough circumstantial evidence to conclude that Youkai feed off Human spirit in particular and that eating Human flesh is the easiest and fastest way but not entirely required.

Living with Yukari for months! Realising you haven't been sick or even a little under the weather! Noticing you're healthier and stronger than ever! Mentioning it to Yukari one roast pork dinner, and she points out you don't see a lot of pigs around here do you!
Ran suddenly yelling at Yukari that she'd never trick some random human into cannibalism!

>>45634198
mfw this will never happen to you

>>45699598
It’s an odd mix of cute, terrifying, and comforting in a strange way that just hits right, isn’t it?

>>45695759
I thought she was gapping chen's platter

why can't she be real, i just wanted a powerful god as a wife

>>45707017
perhaps she's real, just chooses to not be real to you. Gods have sick senses of humor...

>>45707028
i would do anything to have her, **anything**

>>45707072
that only make things more entertaining to her. She knows that, yet she doesn't need you to do it; have you ever considered she might appear sporadically to you, fuck with your mind in various ways and then just manipulate the boundaries of your memories so you don't remember anything but the persistent need for her, the loyalty?
we're but playthings to such gods...

>>45707160
ngl, that's actually really hot

>>45707177
Being endlessly gaslit by gappy!

She can fix me.

Sshhh, let her sleep

>>45715299
No more posting Yukari anywhere until spring. She needs her winter beauty sleep and can't be interrupted.

Yukari but better

>>45700442
>>45707177
yeah
>>45707160

>>45700442
>>45707177
yeah
>>45707160
idk i'd like to watch quake 2 demos with her (even though i suck and hate q2 mp mainly because of its weird movement, but oddly enough watching gameplay demos is oddly soothing). or maybe browsing google maps looking at random places.

>>45715585
She really is 17!

>>45716173
Wrong, Maribel is a 19 year old HAG!

I want to cuddle Yukari to sleep

I want to get Yukari trusting me enough to try falling asleep in my arms, and then when she's defenceless TICKLE

>>45716402
I want her to cuddle me as the big spoon.

>>45716406
I hope you’re ready for the massive retaliation that will swiftly follow from her.
Where will you strike her first for the tickles?

>>45716883
>I hope you’re ready for the massive retaliation that will swiftly follow from her.
She can retaliate how she likes. I will have already won. Yukari can't untickle herself.
>Where will you strike her first for the tickles?
When she cuddles me she will have her sides and armpits very exposed. I will strike those first. She will scream, and possibly either clamp her arms down and wiggle away. If she clamps her arms down I will keep tickling as long as I have fingers. If she wiggles away, I will immediately switch targets to her neck or her tummy.

>>45717046
Maybe Yukari can untickle herself with her border manipulation powers? Like border between tickled and not tickled perhaps.
And that method sounds pretty solid with both the opening attack and followups. As long as her cuddling arms aren’t wrapped around your own you can get her sides and armpits like you said and the sheer shock and power of being tickled by a human man would allow you to quickly press the advantage and she might not even be able to even think, let alone actually wiggle away. But yeah, once Yukari comes to her senses she’ll probably gap your hands or maybe even your entire arms away before going and giving your silly butt tickles. Might even give herself multiple hands to really reach all over you, not a single sensitive spot on your body going untouched! Your suffering will be legendary.

Why'd ZUN change her eye colour anyway, purple eyed Yukari is much cuter.

>>45718159
The same reason other character's eye colors change, no reason at all. Probably dumber in this case since her name is fucking Purple.

>>45716883
>I want her to cuddle me as the big spoon.
Me too. I also want her to shrink me and do naughty things to me.

>>45721980
It would be nice, yeah? On both accounts I mean. I know I wouldn’t mind a big Yukari doing all kinds of things to me as well.

>>45721164
Yellow eyes blend with her hair, but in the same vein purple eyes match with her clothes and name. Purple works better, and Ran already has yellow eyes so gappy needs to back off and stop crimping on her shiki's style.

>>45724282
Imagine all the big smooches

The sag!
Where did it go?!

>>45725769
this is what happens when gappy goes on diet.

>>45725507
I’m dreaming and wanting it already from her. Big soft plush sage lips covering your entire front and leaving you warm and a bit damp from her saliva as she dotes and teases your reactions to getting huge kisses from her.

>>45725839
Just like this

>>45726264
Yeah that’s one way of going about it.

>>45724282
Felliw insertionfag?

>>45726644
You know it. It practically comes with the territory.

>>45727172
Good taste anon.

Yukari Topology Question:
Let's say Yukari gaps her head off her shoulders. You then hover your hand over the cervical of her neck, right where her head would be. Yukari then returns her head back to her body.
What becomes of your hand?

>>45734487
Her own choice.

>>45734487
your hand gets pushed out of the way

>>45734487
I assume her head would have to rise out of the gap on her neck, moving my hand out of the way instead of telefragging it. Still wouldn't want to put any of my fingers near a gap.

>>45734572
Are you sure?
Don't be so hasty now...

>>45734487
...in her mouth?

>>45726644
>>45727172
>>45727350
In her bum

>>45742231
they all know she'd ruin their souls forever if they stared too much. Any women would look like an ant; a toddler after basking the beauty of a true goddess

>>45742231
But Yukari IS a cute girl!

>>45742231
What a lovely lady!

>>45742231
Isn't girl normally meant to describe a you-

>>45746582
Yes, a "you", referring to Yukari-chan of course!!!
That's so sweet of you to say anonymous!
Why don't we compete to see who can say the nicest thing about Yukari-chan together!!!

>>45746641
H-haha, you must all be asleep right?
You'd definitely post about how much you think Yukari-chan is young and cool if you knew there was a competition going on for it!!
D-don't forget about cute little Yukari-chan~!!!!

Yukari Yukari, so mysterious and enigmatic!
Yukari Yukari, refined and delightful!
Yukari Yukari, looks great in lipstick!
Yukari Yukari, ever so insightful!
Yukari Yukari, the sage of Anon's heart!

what will be the name, I wonder…

>>45747219
What's Japanese for Boomer? As in literally Boom, explosions.

>>45747273
wasn't it bakudan or something?

Yukari when she fishes for compliments and receives no response (again)

>>45747219
My headcanon is that Maribel is Yukari's descendant. I think it makes more sense to me than it being a younger Yukari that time travels back to the past. It also makes Yukari more of a mysterious ancient youkai appeal instead of being a time traveling lesbian college student.

>>45747914
look at those gap physics in the tits! Damn!

>>45747914
>My headcanon is that Maribel is Yukari's descendant
No way in hell has Gappy ever scored

>>45747910
>she fishes
you damn right.

>>45747962
You say it yet she made the impossible possible. She gapped the contents of a used condom to her womb, Ran is oblivious to the theft of her husband's seed

>>45747987
oops, her body killed the fertilized egg with an automatic gap! Try again!

Did someone say gap physics?

>>45748035
no wonder she has never fucking scored

>>45747962
Yukari simply adopted Ran's half-youkai daughter and told everyone the kid was hers. She even has blonde hair, see! Of course, she taught the kid everything she knows about boundary manipulation...

>>45748046
If you don't find her long winded and labyrinthine explanations of gap based quantum physics endearing then you don't deserve her.

>>45748074
Anon, it's the FIRST thing she said when we sat down to eat! She didn't even acknowledge the compliment I threw at her astonishingly pretty eyes or what she wanted to eat, she just sat down and began explaining wide-eyed wormholes or something and their interactions with 4D environment and themselves.
She doesn't deserve to comprehend the fine art of breathing

>>45747914
>implying Maribel isn't a healthy little girl
>implying Yukari isn't a demonic corruption of Maribel

>>45747962
Yukari can appear anywhere and is superhumanly strong
She doesn't need consent
she can just pick out good stock and drag them home

>>45748046
filtered

>>45747962
Yukari manipulates the boundary of hard and flaccid to rape random men! Yukari manipulates the boundary of male and female to give herself a humongous futa cock to rape every woman and some men who catch her eye! A versatile hag!

Yo, it's your girls Yuyu and 'Kari, out to prowl the town for some top mischief, you party animals got any top tips for some new players to the game?

>>45754616

>>45754616
'Kari, huh?

>>45754616
Lie about your ages to young men, that would be a funny joke to do.

>>45748135
She could, if she didn't charisma break the second you start getting into it or she touched your skin

>>45756064
>>45754646

>>45763035
don't listen to the mean people.

>>45748035
mature, nerd, pet fox she installed linux on. If only she wouldn't eat me

>>45768336
She might not if you kiss up to Ran and/or Chen first. Maybe if Reimu would miss you.

>>45747962
You know, she could be another of her shikigami which she just so happened to choose to be her descendant.
>>45747097
She is a very charming, knowledgeable and beautiful woman. I wish I could sit for hours with her and ask her to teach me all the things from her physics and mathematics and gap monologues that I do not understand.
>>45748111
> she just sat down and began explaining wide-eyed wormholes or something and their interactions with 4D environment and themselves
Proof she liked you and wanted to share something she loves with you, and now you come here to say she does not deserve to live? How cruel, Anon. How very, very cruel. No wonder she cries looking at this thread.

>>45772688
>Proof she liked you and wanted to share something she loves with you
I've come to understand my mistakes and regret them deeply. I'll send flowers and chocolate, ululate poems to her beauty and ask for her forgiveness. And, when the time comes, I WILL hear her talking about interdimensional ultra black holes with eyes for hours on end!

>>45772748
Lovely!

>>45772748
>>45772688
She's so fucking cute

>>45779658
She caught a cute fairy! What will she do with it!

>>45779856
This fairy will now be Yukari's ice pack for her headaches

>>45779658
This image makes me feel like the pads of her fingers touch my cheeks, followed by her palms, followed by her thumbs... I like it.
>>45779856
Headpats and leaving without elaborating. Either that or having Cirno sit through another of her autistic lectures on thermodynamics or something.

>>45734533
>>45734572
This is the case if you perceive gaps strictly as windows that directly connect one space to another. Personally, they seem way more complicated than just windows like how she can sit on a gap that seemingly goes no where while also having hands extend out of it. I'm pretty sure there's an example or two in the mangas of her teleporting using a gap rather than simply walking through one. Regardless, it's probably safest to watch where your hands are around her.

On that subject: What're those hands coming out of her gaps in the context of Touhou's world? I feel inclined to hold one.

>>45785418
>On that subject: What're those hands coming out of her gaps in the context of Touhou's world? I feel inclined to hold one.
She has like, a dozen Maribels stuck in sensory deprivation tanks and drip fed LSD, their only form of contact is when she gaps out their arms.

>>45785462
Despite how you made them sound, the Maribels seem quite hospitable.

>>45785418
>On that subject: What're those hands coming out of her gaps in the context of Touhou's world? I feel inclined to hold one.
They're male hands. Every time Yukari gaps away a man into her rape dimension, she drains their balls with her fox. Those who survive until Yukari gets bored of them just get left there, and sometimes they try to crawl out the gaps.

https://files.catbox.moe/dw77dw.mp4

>>45783170
Gappy gently grabbing and rubbing your dumb face!

I wonder how conservative Yukaris swimwear would be.

>>45788235
Nice, is there a longer version somewhere?

>>45790084
Of the MMD? Not that I am aware of. I've seen the dance before but not with Chen and Yukari.

>>45790163
Yeah, a longer version of that mp4. It's alright.

>>45788235
it stops just when yukarin-sama start to dance... that's actually a bit suspicious...

>>45790194
Yeah, maybe I will relook on niconico/jt. The joke is Chens hypnotic dancing captivates "granny" to dance as well. Would be nice if Ran came to see what was up and joined in as well.

https://files.catbox.moe/zn75fy.mp4

>>45790853
>>45789611
I've never liked ran's eyes on that very popular mmd of hers. They look more like snake eyes than fox eyes.

>>45791142
Hence the "Crack Ran" designation.

But I will tell you the song name.

It's Si te sabes el TikTok baila
Migui Viral Music.

I prefer the exotic glowing eyes of Sauron. Something to differentiate her from human.

>>45791188
And one cockring to rule them all!

If you turn the glow way up it (which I like) it can drown out the red.

How much is too much? It is up to Yukari. She was Rans humanesque form designer.

>>45791312
Pure inhuman eyes, something supernatural.
I'm sure at least some 3d modelers tried to make human females with truly bizarre physiology eyes, something eldritch.
'd look cool too

>>45791375
I've seen Ran with many eyes. They all have their charms. Maybe Yukari had various modes to put Ran into depending on her requirements for her.

>>45791409
Black haired Ran looks like really sexy. I'd imagine Yukari is the same.
Any red haired or brunette variants?

>>45791440
Not too many. Some exotic metalic Rans some you can't really tell. Usually lighter colored to match her tail. There are a couple rave Rans people have made.

>>45791596
Taimanin gloves?

>>45791680
Looks very similar. It's Sharons metalic sexaroid model. There is a human colored one too.

>>45791409
I think if she has black hair, her tails should also be black desu

Bright deep redhead sporty Yukari!

Just as long as Yukari knows what she is doing giving Ran the power she has.

I'm so hungover, help me Yukari-sama!

>>45798442
help incoming~

>>45798442
She'll help you drink even more tonight

What the hell...

Ah shake shake!

YUUUUUKAAAAAR-- wait, what?
Someone messed up the damn borders again!

>>45809748
small :<

>>45809748
very small >:)

good night

>>45820563
too early

>>45820488
Smell all the shoes

>>45821681
She should have been sleeping a while ago, she needs her winter beauty nap.

>>45822979
oyasumi yukarin-sama

>>45748035
My gap wife is so smart and knowledgeable.

>>45620671
>>45620751

>>45620671

>>45621401