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Remilia is bored - what are you going to do to entertain her?

>> No.45714303
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I got a couple ideas

>> No.45714320
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Let Flan out from the basement

>> No.45714331

>>45714303
wasting precious beans, what a baka goblinu

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>> No.45714377

>>45714296
How much is she paying?

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>>45714377
Good work is its own reward

>> No.45714419
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>>45714296
Obviously remi isn't bored, that's just a western propaganda.

>> No.45714452

>>45714296
Start reciting my 4 hour WH40k lore presentation (with hand drawn visual aids)

>> No.45714469

I'm going to dress up as a court jester and juggle some furniture while riding on top of a vacuum cleaner using my tongue.

>> No.45714495

>>45714452
Do this but tell her it's the future of humanity instead of a work of fiction.

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>> No.45714827

>>45714419
Flan looks like Lambdadelta.

>> No.45714916
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>>45714320
Don't let her out! She stinks and hasn't bathed in a decade and eats all my sweets and keeps blowing up Remilia's bedroom

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>>45714916
Too late! Get bullied!

>> No.45715300

>>45714296
Lick her cunny.

>> No.45715447

>>45714296
>what are you going to do to entertain her?
I'll have sex with her until she's satisfied (and pregnant) then I'll do her sister, maid, librarian, librarians assistant and her gatekeeper one after another in front of her.

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>>45714296
Show her the first Underworld film where she is likely going to identify with Viktor most and be mad when he dies at the end.

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>>45714296
Pick her up and start tossing her around and throwing her on soft things. Kids love being treated like a toy and playing around physically like that

>> No.45716345

>>45714296
Kick Sakuya in the galls while Remi watches.

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>>45714296

>> No.45717548
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>>45717535
youkai only want one thing

>> No.45717662

>>45717535
Does the Scarlet Devil Mansion have a gym?

>> No.45717739

>>45717662
It *is* a gym. Every day you're wrestling fairies, mikos and witches, booting them out.

>> No.45718050

>>45714296
*unzip*
*pull out my wiener*
*spin it like a helicopter*
Haha, my peniscopter goes plop plap plop plop plop spurt plop plop plop

Are you entertained yet Remilia-sama?

>> No.45718071

>>45718050
Pro-tip: you can fascinate a lot of girls by showing them that flaccid dicks float. I've shown this trick to a bunch of women and it always blew their mind.

>> No.45718077

>>45718071
Cocks can indeed float

https://youtu.be/Mk_GTqY0vQE?si=zF_kEjl0iqOGwXoF

>> No.45718130

>>45714296
imagine the remi’s feet!

>> No.45719142
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I LOVE REMILIA

>> No.45719210

>>45719142
Fake Vampire!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.45721162
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Remi?! Flan?!
What is going on here?!

>> No.45721237

>>45714296
>Remilia is bored - what are you going to do to entertain her?
Do a little dance.

>> No.45721627

>>45721162
Those tummies ain't gonna motorboat themselves.

>> No.45721778
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>>45721162
Remilia is a bad influence...

>> No.45721893

>>45721237
make a little love?

>> No.45722710
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>>45714916
>She stinks
and that's a good thing

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>>45718130

>> No.45722754
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>>45722710
Imagine the smell

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>>45722754

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>>45714320
/thread.

>> No.45723764

>>45714296
Remi's favorite (have sex with Sakuya while she watches)

>> No.45723969 [SPOILER] 
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remi loves her sister a bit too much sometimes

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>>45714296
She needs something to do for an extended period of time.
Like taking care of a child.

>> No.45724191

>>45714296
Nothing. It's not my job to entertain her.

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>>45723969
Well it's not just her sister...

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>>45722710
B-but what if the smell of her 500-year unwashed vampire feet were to mix with the smell of her fully loaded diaper? What then?

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>>45724890

>> No.45725074

Behead yuricucks

>> No.45730011

>>45721893
Just a little

>> No.45732808

kiss yurifriends

>> No.45733112
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>>45725074
So you'd gather people that draw or jerk off to yuri and make a show out of executing them in front of Remi to keep her from getting bored? I mean, if anything, it would certainly be entertaining.
I wonder how much would she like that. My guess is she'd be freaked out inside but outwardly commend you for going so far to please her.

>> No.45733480

>>45714320
I want her making my back bloody

>> No.45734722

be one with yuri

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>> No.45734977
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She wants to suck on something.

>> No.45734980

>>45725074
grow up

>> No.45734994

>>45725074
Seconded.

>> No.45735057

>>45734977
Drip feed her blood from a blood bag.

>> No.45735068

>>45734977
*unbuttons shirt and presents neck*

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>>45735057

>> No.45735177

>>45734977
*spits in her mouth*

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>>45734722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXahqn8cIIA

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>>45735222

>> No.45735841

>>45714296
Impale some captives on stakes

>> No.45736287
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>>45734977
She can have my fingers

>> No.45737753

>>45722710
Please post more giantess Flandre

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>>45737753
deep breath

>> No.45741418
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Sakuya is always there to entertain her

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Would she be interested in teaching a human magic so that she can have a worthy danmaku opponent?
Afterall, if you can teach it, you truly know it.

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>>45742705
>Would she be interested in teaching a human magic
No, but I know someone who might teach you magic (and more!)

>> No.45752764

Remimi, don't die!

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I want to trick Remilia into entertaining ME by getting her monologuing about the proud history of vampirekind and her role is helping shape it!

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>>45714992
What is it even with the Japanese and that particular painting?

>> No.45754237

>>45735095
thats a bit cold wouldnt she want me to warm it up for her

>> No.45758469
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Look look! It's a cute pose right? It's cute, so don't let the thread die, okay?

>> No.45758546

>>45758469
dorky pose
as expected of a dork like remi lmao

>> No.45758636
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I was searching for image of Remilia sitting in a toddler chair and found this

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Sometimes it's better to just sit still when you're bored

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Oh, here's that image btw

>> No.45758715

>>45758636
>>45758647
this is why remimi locked flandre in the basement.

>> No.45758719

>>45758687
Big chair for a big girl!!
Ojousama looking elegant and ladylike as always!

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>>45714296
Okay Remilia-sama, so you're bored? watch this

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>>45760207

>> No.45760312
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>>45760214
amazing!

>> No.45763056

>>45758687
SLANDER, STOP!!!

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>>45760207
>>45760214

>> No.45764615

>>45758469
Can you cosplay as Remilia and do that pose?

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>> No.45772032
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>>45758687
kinda of funny that this is from one of the official manga

>> No.45777287
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Office

>> No.45777669

>>45714296
Rip my own face off.

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>>45760214

>> No.45781226

>>45777287
Long long Remilia.

>> No.45781821
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She want chocolate?

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>>45724815
Remi and Genge can bond over their mutual lack of tits and the envy that they feel towards their more developed younger sisters.

>> No.45781981
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Look at this face and tell me you wouldn't forfeit your possessions, will and life for her. You can't, can you?

>> No.45782060
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>>45781981
Yeah, I would totally do all this for Sakuya!

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>>45782060
Then the mistresses will gladly hand her over to (You)!

>> No.45784803

>>45784763
the mistress will finally be able to satiate her voyeurism fetish

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>>45784803
Ojou-sama is not a perverted voyeur

>> No.45789769

>>45789263
I have evidence to the contrary. This happened on her orders.
https://files.catbox.moe/33pi3a.jpg

>> No.45794333

>>45789263
Cute belly

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