/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reimu, I'd go door to door in the human village asking for donations for the rest of my life if it meant helping her and giving her the appreciation she deserves. I'm already used to poverty so that won't stop me either.

>>45691332
Alice. Living in a cozy house in the forrest with a girl who can do all the choirs in 30 minutes thanks to her myriad of dolls would be great. I'm sure having a conversation with her would be nice too.

>>45691332
From the ages of 12 to like 25 I wanted to be Sakuya really bad for some reason and it fucked with my brain forever.

>>45691332
I choose Sanae. She's very hardworking, can cook and clean well, and while she's not as good as Sakuya at those things, Sanae is very upbeat and sweet unlike the stoic maid. It helps with your mental wellbeing to be with someone so cheerful.

>>45691332
Ran is the ideal wife. She can cook, clean, look after people very well, and I also get to pat her cat.

I want to adopt and live with the Three Fairies of Light!

It entirely depends on the relationship.
Lover: Yuuka. Perfect wife.
Friend who is allowing me to crash on their couch: Marisa, Alice, Yuugi, Suika. People who seem fun to hang around and probably wouldn't mind.
Living near / at where I work: Rinnosuke, Aya, Reimu, Sanae, Eirin. Places where the workload isn't extreme and you can probably live comfortably enough.
Living with because I'm in dire straits: Byakuren and Miko. They're probably the most likely to help you back on your feet without too many strings attached.
Living with because I'm no longer living: Yuyuko. All other hus would end up with me being in Hell.

>>45692604
>All other hus would end up with me being in Hell.
Tenshi and Iku though.

>>45692609
Tenshi got kicked out. Maybe Iku could put in a good word for me, though.

>>45692604
Forgot to add Kasen to characters I'd live with if I were in dire straits.

>>45691332
Miyoi

As a butler/gardener/bodyguard, it has to be Youmu. Although I'd be easy to serve and be more affectionate towards her than Yuyuko. But purely as a companion who can't really do much or help with anything but would love you for caring about them and wanting to keep them around then Shinmyoumaru. While not someone I'd live with, I'd keep Aya as a mistress as well as the other two.

>>45691332
I would live with my wife, Reisen!

>>45692174
I think u might be transgender anon

>>45693498
I thought the same for a time but I just wanted to be valued and loved unconditionally the way she is. I realized that when I discovered fantasies of simply being small and cute creatures of any kind, male or female, filled the same hole in my mind.

>>45693535
I'm glad your story had a happy ending

Yuugi. I feel like she’d be fun to live with

>>45692483
best answer.

>>45691332
I choose to partner up with Aya and help her report the news, because then we could travel all over Gensokyo meeting lots of different people and witnessing amazing events

>>45692174
It means you're a faggot, lift more

>>45691332
west gensokyo, mountain mama
take me home, country roads

>>45691332
Remilia. She is rich and has a nice classical mansion to live in. If I could be there as a live-in friend like Patchouli is, that would be ideal. I'd be like the one rando there who seemingly has no place in the day to day operation of the mansion and just kind of hangs out there as a permanent guest.

There are characters I like more than Remilia but she just seems like an obvious choice for something like this, given her living arrangement.

>>45691332
Since some Touhous would be homeless without their mistresses, best touhou to be served by would be Youmou as she is stupidly strong and ditzy enough to let you do anything to her.
As for who to live with, I’d like to live with someone motherly like Byakuren or Yuyukp that would let me get away with shit.

>>45691332
>Which 2hu would you choose for living with?

Remi. I want to wake up every morning with this little shit's face smiling at me, knowing that every day will be a fun day.

>>45691332
Parsee, we can get so much worse together!

>>45694957
I hope she doesn't just live under the bridge like a troll.

>>45691332
Takane. She’s industrious ,hardworking, and has good buisness sense so she’d be managing the finances. along with this since she’s a yamawaro I don’t have about my blood or shirikodama getting torn from ass for consumption like a kappa would since onigiri is what works so I’d definitely prepare meals for her when she’s coming back home just to see that precious yamawaro smile with glee

>>45691332
In gensokyo or in the outside world?
I'll pick Remilia because I love her but even though I wouldn't mind living together at my house, I wouldn't like "stealing" her from gensokyo if it was permanent. Much better vice versa with me going to gensokyo.

>>45691332
Wriggle, so I can look out my window at night and see the cool fireflies

>>45695490
I don't think she would adjust well to having to live like a peasant.

>>45694689
You will be Flandre's plaything

>>45695728
it doesnt sound that bad.

>>45695735
Just try not to die

>>45695728
Having to take time out of my night to entertain the mistress' sister seems like a small price to pay to live in the lap of luxury.

>>45695749
Keep in mind she also needs to be bathed and fed.
If Sakuya isn't in the mood you will have to do the task.

>>45695811
Surely the lady of the house wouldn't want a guest doing something so inappropriate.

POV: first day of playtime with flan

>>45696841
Wipe face with wet nappy.

>>45695811
Sounds like Remi is trying to hook anon up with her sister

>>45692365
A good choice, however it comes with gap baggage and her whims, it's entirely up to how much you love the fox and cat. The Moriyans on the otherhand would be good solid choice with not too many negatives. You'd be well off, safe from Tengu and Youkai, surrounded by blessings and miracles, and best girl Kanako is there (and single).

>>45696841
Ugh who knew she likes to play with ketchup...

Is it weird that I love Touhou girls but I don't want to be romantically involved with any of them? I feel like it would undermine their character. I want to be the only guy in Gensokyo and just be friends with everyone.

>>45697815
Have you seen how annoying a little old lady can be when she wants her rapidly approaching middle age descendant to find a nice man and produce babies?

>>45697944
It is, but it's temporary. Suwako wants her bloodline to continue and see grandkids, understandable that she'll try to push you along. Kanako pushes you off to Sanae because she thinks you'll be better off with Sanae. Kanako doesn't know what she has, and I'm going to charisma break her and start a bloodline with her. Sanae and Suwako can wait, one is a god, and the other is approaching divinity and probably has a long lifespan anyway.

>>45691332
None, all seems to be terrible partners unless you're rich and/or hot

>>45698153
There is no guarantee of us being rich but we will obviously be hot in our 2d form.

>>45698234
Speak for yourself, i'll be an ugly bastard in my 2d form

>>45698153
That's why you have to take the initiative and pick a rich one.

>>45691332
living with Marisa may sound chaotic, yet working together and supporting each other on our goals day after day while keeping up with her shenanigans, plans and experiments would surely keep me occupied, for better or worse, but it's a fulfilling adventure i'm willing to embark on. although we'd surely get in a few arguments about matters like tidying up the house, lifestyles or her recklessness.
despite all that, being able to see her happiness manifest in that wonderful, sincere smile at the end of each day would make it all so much worth it, knowing that i've become an important pillar of her life as well as she has on mine.

>>45696841
POV: day two.

>>45698843
Alright, she stayed clean this time. We're making progress.

>>45698843
Wait a minute
That bear is leaking ketchup

>>45698843
>>45699139
how does she do it
how does she sneak ketchup into so many different places

Youmu, we could garden together and she could accidentally kill me teaching me how to fence.

>>45699139
Damn it! I thought we finally moved past this but all she did was hide the ketchup in her bear!

>>45699166
"What do you mean you can't teleport behind someone, it's easy! Just like this!"
Last words anon ever hears.

Ran

>>45699166
Don't worry, she'd know to use wooden swords when training you. You'd just have to worry about getting concussed rather than killed.

>>45691332
I would live with Orin. I'd have a palace to live in, I would live with such interesting people and with Former Hell and everyone there only a short trip away, I could probably talk Orin into giving me a ride around the place in her cart if she likes me, and I would also be living with a nymphomaniac catgirl every spring who would demand I blow several loads inside her every day.

>>45691332
I would help Mokou run her yakitori stand

>>45691332
Reimu out of love. I would love to become the priest of her shrine and help her in resolving small incidents so she can relax while I help her out in bringing her faith and business. I will ensure that the Hakurei bloodline continues in earnest.

Outside of love? I could see myself choosing to cast my lot in with the Moriyans because I like the wacky suwacky and think it'd be fun keeping up with her hijinks. Close third would be learning medicine at Eientei with the intent of helping others and playing assistant to Eirin's wacky experiments. Or at the very least helping her peddle medicine, taking care of the princess, wrangling Inaba, or something else.

>>45691332
I just don't see myself being good enough to live with anyone really, like I'd probably be a hobo pissing people off from place to place until I randomly die one day to some asshole youkai.

I chooseyou

>>45691332
hatate or shion
reason: doujins
and neet pussy is best pussy

>>45698234
>>45698348
Speak for yourselves. I would look completely average and normal in my 2D form.

>>45699181
Best choice by far. The best mother.

>>45691332
The obvious answer miss Seiga Nyan Nyan, of course! She is a super lovable lady that can cater to your every need! You are guaranteed to never be bored when living with her, because she's got a lot of stories to tell you! She also definitely will not bring you tea made from her own pubic hair, that's a lie, I will never do that. So, fellow Anons, what are you waiting for? I'm sure miss Seiga would love to live with some virile and spunky young men!

I really feel like in a setting like this you should just be going by powerlevels, it's like gold digging except with not dying.

Or maybe Seija would be good because you being a total jobber outsider would translate into you being super strong? Is that how her shit works?

>>45691332
I choose Mystia, I would help her out with the izakaya.

>>45691332
Almost any of the hags

>>45740821
Even the fat one?

If we are being reasonable, the only good choices are girls who are more or less alone so you don't separate them from everyone they know. With that in mind, I choose Mokou.

>>45694957
she would never be hungry with how jealous i am

My irl wife conter as a touhou girl?

>>45741130
what do you mean by 'one'

yukari is the only right choice