/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I was prepared for this one, that works too.

Let sleeping dragons lie.

Consider an emotional support kobold

Instead of a vest, they have a badge, but are trained live-in companions for anons who struggle with mamono or relationships in general (and if they just happen to fall in love as well? More power to them ;))

>>45675848
She can't sleep somewhere else. My house isn't a hotel for dragons

>>45675848
She can sleep somewhere else. My house isn't a hotel for dragons

>>45675819
Too bad I missed that, that would've been an even better picture with the brat dragon there.

Reminder monster girls are just tools for your quest for power.

>>45675848
Stories say you can wake a sleeping dragon up with a kiss.

New year, new hat

>>45675631
>tell me everything you know about your world's defenses

>>45675810

>>45675947
You guys wouldn't seriously sell your fellow brethren in exchange for a titjob, would you?

>>45675997
A titjob? No.
A mamono wife? Yeah.

>>45675862
Careful, I've heard of Werewolves and Hellhounds that try to pass as emotional support dogs as well

>>45676009
Oh, any canine is allowed. But I could only imagine the battle in a hellhound's mind between actually following her training and just cuddle/sexing an anon's mental breakdown away. They probably don't last very long compared to other wans

Reminder that it is your CIVIC DUTY to find a lilim and bully her! Do your people proud!

>>45676209
No. I'd much rather use that energy that would be wasted on lilims praising and pampering young depressed mamono who are in desperate need of positive affirmations.

>>45676209
I'm here to get bullied by a lilim, sorry.

>>45675926
Most of them are obstacles. Like ms wock.

>>45675947
i don't think cleavage should be used to store items

>>45676209
Boring meme

>>45676238
I think for six months straight we almost solely posted the same few images sprinkled with gachas.

>>45676243
>>45675947
When I look at images like these I realize I care more about bodytype than about species. Would monstergirls hate me?

>>45676080
>>45676009
>cut to a wurm with false ears and fake fluffy paws attempting to apply to the emotional support wan school

The age of the Doughragon is here.

>>45676277
Many dormice, jubjubs, and anons will be vored.

I humbly request more images like this.

>>45676269
i liked that bit in manticore & a half where the trenchcoated manticore was trying to figure out why anon was following her
it was just because he likes red hair

>>45676286
>jub jubs too

>>45676300
men are simple creatures and they appreciate that

>>45675862
Winterstown employs support Kobolds with barrels of brandy and extra fluff to save people

https://files.catbox.moe/c97zbw.jpg
New Ghoul art

>>45676326
i'm getting mixed signals about which hole to use

>>45676326
who made it.

Arachnes are in my top 10, but they are probably around 6 or 7. However, they are the only monster that I can get hard just by thinking about and imagining. Maybe I should cave in and admit that mentally I am owned by spiders.

>>45676356
This is cute.
She's cute

>>45676326
/10

>>45676344
https://twitter.com/suikakun_mge
i think? looks like a comm

>>45676356
Sugoi

Chaos is Me.

>>45676362
Weak I have become one with the spider on a genetic and spiritual level.

>>45676362
Imagine a spider mage using her webs to engery and level drain you, while giving you a light show of a cartoon heart (yours) being wrapped up fully in webbing
Mages make all monsters better by a million

>anon enters the dragon's lair
>upon witnessing the hoard of god he asks the dragon "Why does a big lizard hoard gold?"
>"Why hoard gold? You foolish human ever since the Lilims abolished the gold standard, fiat paper currency is worthless!."
>"When the Danuki's establish their new mamano world order you will wish you hoarded gold too!"
>"In fact Danuki's and their international banks are working secure all wealth, so that you will in fact not just own nothing but only a fake mockery of true wealth..."

I like it when a monster's horns resemble a crown

>>45676331
She might be a ghoul, but she's dressed for full nelson anal

I wonder how a harem would work with a worm, would all of you just live in her mouth?

>>45675947
>>45675997
One paizuri or thighjob and I will have switched sides already. Succs are too strong.

>>45676507
you can fit a spirit realm in there no problem

I'm going to gather the seven Dragon Balls and wish for the dragon to become my girlfriend!

>>45676507
Yes. But of course, you would need to find mamono who would be confortable with that. So stuff like slimes. I doubt any other mamono would want to live there, especially mammals, or any proud/noble species. And you need to cnsider the worm too, it's not like se would let anyone inside her, and even if she wanted to, stuff like horns or hard scales would hurt her.
If you want a harem, its best to just live a normal life in the desert and only enter the sandworm for intimacy or cuddles.

>>45676356
Is that a medus-eel?

Year of the Hong

>>45676538
>mammals
Bruh but we're also mammals, mere male mammals
I won't like I am scared to think of what a possessive and yan worm would be like

>>45676595
At ease, citizens!

>>45676597
Anón, if you read the sentence, it's obvious i meant mammal mamono.You would be too busy with the pleasure to care, but they would probably hate all the slime constantly getting in their hair, and they are going to scratch the worm with their claws. Can you imagine a hellhound living in a sandworm? They are not meant for that.

year of wurm
what will make a wurm dance in happiness?

>>45676650
a funky tune!
ooh,mm- yeah, wurm's a shmoovin!

>>45676650
scoobey snacks

What's the most interesting aspect of you being a fan of Monster Girl Encyclopedia? Mine is that my favorite hentai doujin that is canon compliant with MGE isn't even a monstergirl doujin. It would fit into MGE as a slow-burn monsterization story instead.

>>45676671
none of what you said made any sense to me.

I just like bunyips, man.

>>45676356
what a qt

when your wurm childhood friend asks you to hang out, what kind of things does she have in mind?

>>45676671
Could you just remake the /tg/ thread and stop shitting up ours with your nonsense? And stop wasting the image limit with off-topic images

>>45676692
me too, they are nice

>>45676710
Digging a hole
A hole, a hole, a hole

>>45675810

>>45676728
So much booze

FUCK MONSTER GIRLS

Dragon stocks have been increasing since new years.

>>45676788
You need quite a bit of alcohol to lay with a woman whose half of body is a snake-dragon thing

>>45676710
>when your wurm childhood friend asks you to hang out
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1704127050335761.webm

>>45676799
It's just ceremonial

>>45676794
Hah. NEVER. I'd like to see them try!

>>45676811
would a blueberry

>>45676796
Dragon stocks are overinflated by insider trading. You can never trust monster-owned companies to have accurate stock prices

>>45676710
finding shiny rocks
eating tasty food
finding cool caves
wurms would be tomboys when they are young

>>45676716
What do /tg/ talk about?

>>45675848
>sneak attack
>critical hit
>0 damage
I know dragons are an endgame encounter but their damage reduction is ridiculous

>>45676857
how many spiders a drow could realistically fit in her vagina.

>>45676859
weak to anal. and if your rub that little spot at the base of their tail

>>45676859
>Sneak attack
>use wake up kiss
>crit
>9999 damage
>oneshot dragon
Easiest encounter of my life. Wait, what do you mean she has a second HP bar

>>45676857
>>45676867
That's true! I have that saved off:
https://files.catbox.moe/5w5812.jpg

My friend the nurse didn't have a good answer for me on that question, though.

goodbye powerful rabbit leglock

>>45676857
The /tg/ monster girl threads when they were "alive" were distinct for their weird interest in monster boys and generally everything except actually monster girls.

>>45676897
So literally just TFT.

>>45676897
Then let's talk about monster girls instead of /tg/, shall we.

>>45676897
Weird. The best thing in life is monster girl driders impregnating other monster girls.

>>45676925
no

>>45676925
Great, you can go there and take the ex-tripfag with you. I'm rooting for your thread's success.

>>45676897
For me, they had western goblins, who are A+ ladies.
From MGE girls, gremlins are close, but are rarely shortstacks, and I'm a fan of shortstacks.

>>45676893
>trying to leave the bunny leglock
poor naive anon

The dragon fears the oomukade

>>45676931
This seems like a more logical play to talk about it.

>>45676893
>Go go Gadget leglock!

>>45676926
>monster girl driders
>impregnating other monster girls
Let me guess, Anon. You're into futa and BNWO porn?

>>45676969
>BNWO
I have no idea what this is but I had an oviposition and body horror phase.

>>45676955
everyone fears the oomukade

>>45677003
It's not fair; Miss 'Kade is a cute girl, and this one even has a purse!

>>45676976
Black New World Order. I am suggesting that the drider Anon is into cuckoldry. Extreme Cuckoldry.

>>45677025
you went a little too deep down the rabbit hole

>>45677025
Why do you even know what that is?

>>45677033
Yeah, fair. In my defense, you basically can't find gentle femdom hypnosis porn--it's 99.5%
>CISSY KEK KNOW YOUR PLACE WHITEBOI
And what's left is never anything like
>Gazer-chan needs relief from her good boy

>>45677025
I'm kind of concerned that you terms like that, let alone use it.

Hello friends. Hope New Years treated you well. It was a great turn-out this year and I am super grateful for everyone who participated. You can find the pollme link below (hopefully it works). Voting will end midnight on the 8th (PST).

https://pollme.app/p/Wnp6kJUTAU

I hope you all enjoy reading!
New authors: if you are interested in feedback, please indicate so in the note section at the bottom of your story! Many people feel uncomfortable dropping uninvited criticism. For those readers who are ahead, maybe check back in a few days from now and write a little something if they are open to it!

May writefairy bless us all in 2024.

Story list:
MysterID - A Fluffy Game of Strip Mahjong
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50865571

Maxwells_daemon - Lips tell what the voice cannot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52306120

MCsplinter - Five Bucks For Love
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208

AnonBGreening - Hot Silver and Cold Iron
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191

ColonelOfMongolia - Chasing Flames
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52690558/chapters/133277770

GTGuy - Condom Dealer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52560955

Returning writers:
Magus_Anon - Operation Stocking Stuffer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52534426

DogFace - Bundled Up
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52664275/chapters/133212955

Alpanon - The Rangers of Deep Wood
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52238101/chapters/132138808

Legitwho – Heartfire
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51902983

Dothog – Not All That Glitters is a Scarab
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52709893

Thank you to LateNight for the image!

Would you still love dragons if you saw what they did under the last demon lord?

Oh boy I sure hope a fat fox hag doesn't oneshot me

>>45677025
I just like seeing wombs being filled. Unwillingly.

>>45677110
it's not a big deal

>>45677107
That's quite a few submissions. From all the doom and gloom posting about writers and drawfags leaving, I expected maybe 5

>>45677126
Maybe they'll all kill themselves. You never know.

>>45677107
Thank you for organising this, 11 stories is huge

>>45677107
readin'

>>45677107
>not a single wock vore story
I sleep
Doesn't reflect the thread at all.

>>45676811
no blue mondays with my blueberry wives

>>45677128
Not only will I not kill myself, I'm 1900 words deep in my next one

>>45677171
momentum is quite something, eh?

>>45677179
I still have one more week until school starts again and aim to make use of it

>>45677107
>No frog
I thought that he was trying to get into the tournament. Is he actually disqualified?

>>45677200
Yes of course.

>>45677217
Oh, why?

>>45677258
minimum expectations were not met

>>45677128
Eat my butt, I'm gonna work even harder on my Lim story now.

>>45677272
What a faggot, do you have a link to the shit he wrote?

>>45677287
i don't think he did

>>45677128
oh hi shoggypoo

>>45677296
What? You said that he was disqualified

>>45677128
maybe the people in your stupid little island will finally do something about your mental illness

Nobody was disqualified. He's up to his usual shenanigans. Assuming he's not replying to himself, please ignore him.

>>45677307
The minimum expectation is to write and post something. That wasn't met.

Fuck year of the dragon, it's year of the lilim!

>>45677200
I didn't participate, the only reason I want to write something for the thread was to redeem myself but I saw that it's not possible anymore. I lost interest in writing and even contact Murloc to make sure that you can't try to fuck someone else with your shyzo rambling.
>The frog surrendered ahah
I know, so funny.

>>45677399
I'm will to fuck either, desu

>>45677399
Agreed. This is the year I get my Lim. Gonna give her lots of snugs and gently tease her so she makes lots of cute Lim noises just for me.

>>45677401
>contact Murloc
why do you lie?

>tfw ywn wake up in a wurm farming village

>>45677416
I sended him a DM on twitter

>>45677399
what about dragonlim?

I think all men should be cosmic horrors and dominant all mamono kind.

>>45677424
>>45677416
Here, if you want more proof
https://files.catbox.moe/kn3wur.jpg

>>45676955
Fake news.

>>45677423
>Be you, Mayor Anon.
>Your village is devoted entirely to the ancient art of wurm farming.
>Mostly you just have a very fertile wife and a large extended family.
>There's also a LOT of good farmland nearby, which is where your cousin moved in a while back.
>He's a greenworm farmer.

>>45677457

>>45677457
You are being bamboozled into becoming another lolcow by one francophobe schizo and at least one shitposting retard aping him for funsies.

>>45676955
I will spit on her it is their weakness!

thanks janny

>>45676571
Laziest dragon.

>>45676507
Dormice would be fine with it. Really any girl that also has a vore fetish would be fine living inside a sandworm. As for sandworm herself, well I guess it just depends if she has some lesbian tendencies.

>>45677463
wurms are often intimidated by greenworms false eye colorations and confident swagger

>>45675810
365 more days until the year of the hebi

Murloc didn't even respond to you, please understand that no one likes you frog.

How do I convince my fox to wear some clothes.
Assfucking her as a punishment every time she was naked outside of sexo time did not work.

>>45677547
there's been some reports that leaving out one of your own shirts can be effective

It's me or posts have disappeared?

>>45677547
How about tase her tits have you tired doing that?

>>45677413

>>45677555
Some mod is playing sheriff and deleting every meta post on the spot. Which would be fine except he's still leaving some linking to the deleted ones.

>>45677529
Truly, women are scary. I wonder what they are trying to assert dominance over.

>>45677555
Posts got deleted you know the normal nonsense that the monster girl thread gets nowadays.

>>45677555
No idea what you're talking about

>>45677560
Bad time to ask what happened?

>>45677462
>on a tour in Dragonia
>dragons like this keep coming up to you and waving a bunch of money in your face while speaking draconic, trying to buy you
>tour guide eventually takes a bribe to leave without you when you went to the bathroom
>starts pouring rain
>limousine with a ryu in it pulls up

>>45677556
>six Lims

I'm a monogamy, maybe bigamy guy but if six Lims came after me...I am not so strong enough to say no. Just the thought of all of them making cute Lim noises together would be enough to bring me to my knees.

I take that for a yes, so what are janny favorite mamonos?

>>45677596
They're a janny, so Kikimora/Shoggoth/Akaname/Beelzebub.

How many whitehorns for you, anon?

>>45677605
1

>>45677479
I want a BEEG dragon bodyguard and a stern kiki maid with a fat ass.

Are ~Meister games from Eushully officialy approved for monster lovers? They all have vanilla sex with various monstergirls.

>>45677611
Good answer.

>>45677573
Oh no?!

>>45677614
No. Why you ask?
Because I said so

>>45677605
Just one because the cabin I've been dragged to is very remote and I doubt anyone will ever find us here. I AM not under duress, and I love my whitehorn wife very much. PLEASE don't COME LOOKING FOR ME.

>>45677625
I'm happy for you, anon.

>>45677625
trying to escape into the frozen forest is just advanced foreplay

xof

>>45677625
Based, I want to go innawoods and become a smelly prepper too.

>>45677641
Such a lust for fluff... who? WHO?

>>45677662
Skellyface please stop looking at your haunted automaton.

>>45677746
Manlets, when will they learn?

>>45677639
>yandere eyed whitehorn holding the door open for you, letting the howling wind blow snow into the cabin
>demands you to leave so that you can find out what happens when you stray too far from her warm embrace
>she gets smug when you refuse to leave, drags you back into bed and tells you to shut up and cuddle since you're trapped there with her

>>45677752
>the adventures of Captain 5'11" in monster land

>>45677746
>here's the, quote, "badass undead mount" you ordered

>turn a corner at the grocery store too quick
>surprise a Hognose Lamia
>she flops limp onto the ground, gapes her mouth and flops her tongue out
>her husband buries his face in his hands with embarrassment
>mutter a sorry and move on to the next aisle
>bump into a Mamba Lamia's cart in the next aisle
>she glares at me and starts slithering right for me at maximum speed
>oh shit
>sprint out of the grocery store, leaving my cart behind
>Rattlesnake Lamia coils up, hisses and violently shakes her rattle at me as we pass her by in the parking lot
>only saved when the Hebi that has been stalking me cracks the Mamba over the head with a stick and orders her to leave her man alone
>too exhausted to resist as she wraps me up in her tail and starts heading home
>she gushes about how she's made my favorite foods for dinner

Snektown is an interesting place.

It is my right to freeze to death

>>45677800
Thank god I'm 6ft
(And I'm only interested in monstergirls much taller than me)
Don't hit on me silly womanlets

>>45677784
>Trapped inside a cabin during a snowstorm
>Might or might not get yandere'd in the foreseeable future
Might as well dom the hell out of that Whitehorn and impregnate her until unconsciousness.

>>45677818
Rumor has it an infamous snake wrassler is going around town, tying cute sneks into knots. Are you a bad enough dude to stop him?

>>45677835
This anon is either gonna be in a otherworldly coat or in the arms of a yeti there is no inbetween.

>>45677818
>surprise a cobra lamia
>she spits aphrodisiac venom at you
>by the law of lamia land, she has to care for you until the venom wears off

Legalize demon realm drugs

>>45677835
>t. tsurara husband

>>45677888
cobra lamia is just an apophis

Yetis are evil

Man why can’t I be the demon lord for a change stupid monster women.

>>45677463
wurm milk fetches handsome sum oon the dragonia market ya know

Imagine getting buried beneath a swarm of musking Garter Lamia sisters. Imagine the smell as a dozen girls drag their coils across your body, tracing their fingers across your naked body as they touch and tease while gently nibbling on your ears, neck, hips and anywhere else they please. Their venom might not be strong but it's enough to send tingles deep into you as they give gentle, yet firm love bites. You'll be a gasping, sputtering mess barely able to say their names after only ten minutes. Just the thought makes me like Lamias a bit more than I did before.

>>45677936
What would a yet villainess be like?

>>45677891
Which ones?

>>45677910
blindfolds are so damn sexy

Monsters are evil, that's why they are monsters
Very bad, untrustworthy!

>>45677979
Angelic hands typed this post.

Fr*g truly get btfo and got ignored by Murloc. Pathetic

>>45677746
>be anon, novice adventurer
>finally scrounge up enough gold for an armor upgrade, hear that ancient dragon scale is the most resilient armor imaginable
>then again, you heard this from a passing group of gyaru adventure tomboys
>not exactly a reputable source of information
>regardless, your strange backalley dealer that always wears furs has a deal for you
>all of your gold and exclusive rights to advertise your wedding ceremony
>instantly accept because who would even remember that?
>brings out the most evil looking and gnarled set of dragon scale heavy armor, still glowing a deathly pink
>lightly does a mix between a chuckle and ohoho and tells you to enjoy
>instantly run to take the highest level dungeon raid you can
>travel to the accursed lands on the edge of kingdom territory
>enter the lair of "bombastrix the'ndre'thiths", long dead dragon of ruin
>tomb door closes behind you, and a loud roar and pink mist fills the lair
>kabedon'd and ridden into the ground as the undead dragon sees you as her ideal mate/fanboy for wearing her scales

>>45677974
All of them

>>45677992
Kinda random anon to bring that up all of a sudden that we’ve moved on like adults, but you’re still here being a big baby sucking on your momster’s tit.

>>45677881
Unless he encounter a penguin girl that rubs her warm body against him

>>45678006
Cry me a river fr*g

>>45678009
>get shoved into the middle of a penguin huddle
>have to strip because their body heat is roasting you

>>45678017
Oh no! Now he can't leave!

So instead of talking about this retarded, meaningless drama, we could be discussing whitehorns and their impeccable fashion sense.

i want overprotective dragon momster gf

>>45678033
I wouldn't marry her, but I'd absolutely ask where she got that cool hat.

>>45678033
Their tastes are clearly shit. I would still fuck one though.

>>45678042
Yes, you would.

>>45678046
At least you admit you have no fashion sense.

>>45676877
>weak to anal
Good.

>>45678027
Why do foxes always dress in some overly provocative outfit? They seem almost as desperate to me as elves.

>>45678033
I'm not getting near one. All that solitude in the cold north makes them crazy

>>45678068
Well with you there, they're no longer in solitude, now are they?

>>45677107
Thanks Murloc.

>>45678053
>At least you admit you have no fashion sense.
Well, I'm horny, not perfect. It happens.

>>45677972
A mix of Mei and Mr. Freeze
>wants to freeze the world so everyone needs Yeti hugs
>uses her cryo blaster on innocent men so they can't escape her hugs
>the only opposing force to Yeti's evil reign is White Horn-san's sentai snugglers

>>45678076
I'm not falling for that one again

I want to do normal couple things with a cute Lim. Wanna hold her hand and go for a walk in the park. Wanna go to the amusement park and ride roller coasters. Wanna share a funnel cake together, dot her lips with powdered sugar then kiss it off her. Wanna snuggle on the couch while watching low budget movies. Wanna get tipsy and dance together in the living room.

>>45678137
Well sure you can do that stuff, but the entire time you'll be spewing nutbutter into your shorts. And the second she holds your hand you'll be mindbroken forever.

Can a hellhound be made into a good zipanguese citizen?
ushi is not a good zipanguese citizen to model off

>>45678163
Hand her over to her Inari, Ryu and Ochi aunts. She'll be a proper lady by the time they're done.

>>45678164
I feel like a shirohebi would be a good influence. They seem like nice ladies.

>>45678164
Why not a nurarihyon?
They seem very sophisticated.

>>45678150
Wrong, Lims are good girls who just want to be loved. It's not all mindbreaking and orgasms 24/7. That's for mornings and nights. I long for soft Lim kisses teasing my body.

>>45678173
Aunt Ryu's shrine maidens will absolutely assist in the rearing of Miss Heckwan. She'll be a proper Zipangu citizen. She'll protect her lord husband, she'll serve her lord husband, she'll gently love her lord husband and she'll keep those single whores away from her lord husband.

Not! spanish gypsy flamenco dancing tanned momster when?

>>45678208
What a cozy environment

>>45678209
couldn't that be those gandvhara or whatever those choco songbird girls are called?

>>45678064
It's not provocative you're just a horny human. For a fox it's perfectly normal attire.

Is it a social faux pas to wear your ittan-momen wife outside as clothing?

>>45678137
FUNNEL CAKES FROM THE TOMB RAIDER!

>>45678022
On the contrary, it's expected.

>>45677949
>marry unambitious NEETlim
>convince NEETlim to create a pocket dimension for both of you (tell her it'll be like Minecraft)
>NEETlim doesn't want to rule the world she created, says it's too much work
>tell NEETlim you'll take care of it

>>45678225
It would be strange if you didn't wear your ittan momen wife as clothing.

>>45678163
Miss Ushi is a giving, loving, considerate waifu and you shan't slander her good name, SIR. She can be every bit the meido doing housework as any other mamono. AND she can be a sexy domme who does BDSM with her own homemade bindings!

>>45678300
Just remember that your ushi maid is not responsible for her actions if you remove her seal.

>>45678309
In my head, Ushis are always so shocked if you take their seal off that you've got at least a second or two of total control over her.
I can see getting addicted to that thrill.

>>45678309
Maybe she won´t. but I surely will.

I see you bitch.

>>45678300
When is year of the cow coming back? I want more new Ushi Oni art.

>>45678219
Those are indian.

>>45678356
In 7 years.

>>45678356
2033

>>45678363
I will cryogenically freeze myself until then.

>>45678356
This pic is only a little over a week old! But you're right--there's never enough Ushi art.

What does ushi milk taste like?

>>45678377
Mint chocolate, obviously.

>>45678371
We'll have nuked ourselves before then.

>>45678362
gipsies are indian

How does one stay monogamous as a zombie herder? is there an alpha zombie as the wife or they simply act as concubines while one of the zombies becomes the main wed one? I like monogamy but I wouldn't mind being with multiple zombies, they are cute and simpleminded.

>>45678372
Been seeing that one making rounds, it's very nice, kudos to whoever drew it.
>>45678377
The average green Ushi Oni milk tastes like what you would expect. Brown Ushi Onis lactate chocolate milk.
>>45678382
I know humanity isn't always the best but have some faith. Unless you're in a 3rd world country then my condolences.

>>45678387
>This defeats anon

>>45678223
Listen anon, i don't know how much they are paying you to say that, but foxes didn't use to dress this skimpy. I want to go back to the times where they dawned traditional miko clothes and reserved kimonos, Instead of whatever evolutionary pressure has forced them to become.

>>45678064
just fox stuff

>>45678400
Back then you were just a kid and didn't realize there were a bunch of foxes using less clothes

>>45676671
So you want to monsterize into an Alp and get fucked by the MGE-canon Male Elf?
>ok YDY but you don't need to post it very thread

>>45678400
this way there won't be as much laundry

Touch fluffy ears.

I used to be afraid of arachnes because of my arachnophobia. Now I have a bondage fetish.

>>45678389
There are some wives that always come in bulk and I think that zombies are one of them

>>45677107
Stellar job organizing this, man. We needed this

>>45677974
Ah Yes, Nothing Quite Like doing lines of Pervitin off of your Hellwan wifes abs and then drinking a beast potion and seeing where the night takes you two.

>>45678495
What the shog doing?

>>45678526
she just vibin. you know how shogs is

>>45678526
Just filling the thread with Shog juices. No need to be worried about it.

>>45677107
Looks like I've got a whole lot of reading to do.

>>45678495

>>45678553
>thought pic said shogwurm
>full pic is actually a sandworm not a wurm wurm
sadness.

How often does a jubjub... well... jub?

Dragon, Dragon! Rock the Dragon!

>>45678576
The JubJub knows how often to Jub because it knows when it isn't Jubbing.

>>45678576
about 8.57

>>45678576
all day every day

>>45678576
All day and all night. The Jub-grind never ends

>>45676469
>>45676362
>Arachnomancy
>A specialized school of mamono magic revolving around Arachne Silk
>Due to the nature of their threads, Arachne are able to imbue their own mana into it to enhance its effects
>This leads to the possibility of it draining energy, levels, or even gaining the properties of Realm Silver
>The most dangerous ( horny ) spell is one where they convert a single thread to a [ Life Thread ] and attach it to their prospective husband, which intensifies the feelings of closeness between the two parties
>It is considered a dangerous spell due to the unmitigated emotional intimacy that is not possible through normal skinship or lovemaking, and couples who have used the spell typically find themselves lost in the throes of passion, unable to be bothered by outside stimuli
>Due to the focus and skill necessary for Aranchnomancy, Ushi-Oni typically do not engage in spell casting, preferring to just 'eat' the men they take for husbands over worrying about such silly things

>>45678576
A helpful Haku once told me that jubs exist in a quantum superstate, both jubbing and not jubbing- it's just that when they're observed by a human boy, they're changed into a jubbing state.

>>45678620
what if i'm birdwatching from a safe* distance?

>>45676469
>while giving you a light show of a cartoon heart (yours) being wrapped up fully
This but with every mamono has their own cute illusory spell connected to the state of your infatuation with her, and if you ask herm of her infatuation with you.
Imagine being constantly teased about your heart being fully wrapped by arachne threads, and then when she casts it on herself, a cute animation of a chibi arachne gifting a mini version of you a small box with her heart inside plays, and she has to hide her face from embarrasement.

>be order male
>walk into monster realm territory
>intend to get a kill to make the chief goddess proud.
>10 feet in
>see a beam of light
>two hitsounds play
>try to dodge
>armor breaks as a third hitsound plays
>left naked with some vile monster out of sight prowling around
>hear a distinct horny laughter from the shadows of the forest.
>try running back
>hit an invisible wall
m-maybe this wasnt a good idea... i was told about the blessing of ares preventing death but i didnt expect it to be like this...

>>45676469
>kej mage sapping you through her hair
don't let her get too many threads on you
or do

>>45678657
>ask fox how she feels about you.
>little illusion pops up
>shows a heart, yours.
>then shows her four tails, wrapping around it as if they were a frame
>look up from the illusion
>her face is red and she's frozen

I've got a few stories planned and one that I'm working on.

>three one shots for Year of the Dragon (Malef, Ryu and Otohime)
>Anon encounters an Eros Kejourou on Valentine's Day during the Zipangu cherry blossom season (one shot, maybe more?)
>stinky NEET Lim gets cured of being a stinky NEET (possibly done by EOW)
>hungry man walks into a new BBQ shop and discovers a challenge set by the Salamander owner promising free dessert for life (one shot)

There's a writefairy out there who stabbed me with a needle full of Write Stuff Juice, I swear. This won't even put a dent in my idea list.

>>45675810

>>45678727
You will always do better than an another anon who choose to surrender and give up

>>45678703
Eros would be proud.

>>45675810

I want to drink Deonora's milk

>>45678703
>ask lich how she feels about you
>illusion of chibi versions of you carrying her in your arms appears
>with elaborate fireworks with heart-shaped explosions going off around the pair for an extended period of time
>kuudere staring intensifies from the actual girl

How will you adapt your monwife to human-centric technologies? Some should be able to adapt easily, but others would probably struggle.

>>45678863
i want more hard data and peer-reviewed papers on the subject

>>45678878
Rember.

>>45675947
You call that stealth!? How the fuck is this considered sneaky and stealthy when humans have already developed stealth armor and Active Camo/Optical Camouflage technology!?

>>45678878
>what do you mean bras don't come in that size?

I like girls with big thick tails.

>>45678863
>ask wurm how she feels about you
>illusion of a stick figure man holding hands with a stick figure wurm while the sun looks down at them with a big smile
>despite being a magical projection it looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old with a box of crayons

>>45676479
Please! Someone tell Claudi Schwab, Rachel Murdoch, Laura Fink and Georgina Soros to get off the internet for at least five minutes to stop posting their drivel!

>>45676595
Source please? Me wants to save image from actual source and artist and not have filename be the 4chan image numbering.

I would like one art, please.
A NEET Dragon, looking at herself in the mirror and saying "You can do it, this is YOUR year."

>>45678878
Not only technology, Hellhound claws scratch up the kitchen tile and hardwood floors. Thankfully she doesn't give a shit about phones but the tv she finds fascinating especially the movie All Dogs Go To Heaven, we have to watch it together at least once a weak otherwise she gets upset.

>>45678959
Look at that floof.

>>45679010
i thought it was vega but i don't see it posted recently

>>45678974
God, I wish I had a wurm of my own.

>>45679003
Checks their (((Early Leaf)))...

>>45679044
just go to the wurm store

>>45679063
she can hold so many babies

I have maxed my bean resist

>>45678053
The Centauride double-kabedon

>>45679089
>tarantula threat posturing backs you into a corner
spooky

I wonder if KC will ever do a "bandit girl" entry, like how in JRPGs you see normal ass human bandits get grouped up with terrible supernatural monstrosities.

>>45679123
orcs are the bandit girls

>>45679010
https://twitter.com/ANowhere36758/status/1741570277505462715

>>45679123
don't think so. goblin/hobgoblin, redcap, high orc/orc got the semen thievery covered

>>45679128
I'm thinking moreso Kandar/Hood enemies from Dragon Quest:
https://files.catbox.moe/iu5hc3.png

>>45678878
I doubt most houses would be able to support the weight of a wurm let alone a jabberwock.

Imagine a lava golem ontop of you and a lava golem underneath you.
Subduction.

>>45679207
if you're in there that deep it might be a magma golem

>>45679207
Journey to the centre of the earth

>>45679204
Another Christmas come and gone and still no Krampus wife.

>>45679207
You can get pretty much the same experience with one lava golem.

>>45679302
I need my subduction to be dual magma-golem movement, preferably the smaller one getting put under the larger one

>get caught going through portals without a proper passport
>instantly shipped off to hagville to be auctioned
Rigged

>>45678974
this so cute, i need wuurm gf

>>45679318
>rigged
Blessed. There,ftfy.

Fund your gremlins with government money or else they will turn to less scrupulous donors like danukis, dragons and other rich monsters.
Do you REALLY want the portals to be ran by danukis, and not the benevolent hand of big sister lim?

>>45679343
I want the portals to be run by wurms. I want to see the lillims and tanukis seethe about it.

>>45679318
>stand on the stage at the hagville auction
>yell out your bad traits in order to make yourself unbuyable
>your price skyrockets as the hags yell out "I can fix him!" or "Needs correction!"
darn

>>45679360
>all the common mob verisions of monster girls come out
>all cute girls, even mob lims, dragons, danukis, and even 9 tailed kistune
>the first town made right after the portals is called Town A because of the phenomena that occured

>>45679123
I reckon nearly any species of gal could be driven to banditry, even the good natured loveable greenworm, if she falls in with a bad crowd.

>>45679082
Good luck

>>45679343
>Portal fees are so expensive for single men that people can't move across them
>...Unless they're willing to become a danuki's butt cushion

>>45679372
>break down crying when the reality of how fucked you are sets in
>hags frothing at the mouth
>security can barely contain them
>Danuki gets dollar eyes

>>45679380
>tfw a mob-faced monster will never flirt with you, complimenting your non-mob
face.

>>45679021
Happy New Year, Dragons

>>45679445
knew i should've obscured my face

>>45679318
>start talking about how i can pave a driveway, weld her fence, paint her house, clean her pool, clean, cook, and much more
>all for some pesos, a greencard and a wife
>All the while most of the hags don't know half the words I said but found what I said cute sounding

>>45679460
i should be careful when crossing her territory

i'd like one piece of art
wurm hugging her neet dragon city slicker cousin

>>45679460
You're the best, thank you.

Gameshow idea
>anon is blindfolded and has to navigate a simple maze
>in the maze are big hags with big sweaters
>they may not move form their spot, but they can "snap their trap shut"
>will anon make it to the end or will he disappear in a sweater?

>>45679645
>most anons would lose clearly on purpose

>>45679645
Imagine walking face first into tits
Is anon allowed to try to struggle to escape? Not that'll it will save him, once a man is trapped in a sweater...their minds will follow shortly

>>45679460
love ya. and love neets

>>45679419
>danuki think they can just put a monopoly on portals and deny every other monster
how am i supposed to not become a supervillain in these circumstances?

>>45679419
time to be a coyote and help make illegal portal jumping

>>45679695
feeling the urge to lick oni abs

>>45679655
>slosh
instant nut

>>45679717
I'm going to pet this fox. A lot.

What type of asmr would you listen to in a post-portal world?

>>45679460
NEET monsters are the best, specially if they are fat

>>45679727
the sound of suit-clad hatter butt shuffling on a seat

>>45678878
>demons learn that humans just blindly sign any terms and conditions they see on a screen
They'd have a field day,