/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I understand what you mean but you shouldn't mind them.

>>4568640
they are girls who only think of money, clothing and useless shit. you wouldn't care if dogs started giggling if you passed by would you?

You're not the only one.

Also not /jp/ related, reported, get the fuck out, not your blog, etc.

they curse behind your back because you didn't fall for it

>you wouldn't care if dogs started giggling if you passed by would you?

Actually, I'd be pretty concerned.

I always get the feeling that everyone is out to get me, too. I know it's impossible, but it really feels like it.

there was time people found the mare apearance of me funny, and that was due to 2 reasons:
1) my reputation. well, my family's reputation. (a very bad one)
2)my clothes. not dirty, just second-hand and sawn all over.

they don't do it anymore. probebly because here very few people heard about my family.

oh well, anyway, what >>4568660
said is true. not just them. hold your head high, anon, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

>Now when I see people outside I just expect them to form a negative opinion of me instantly... so I try to avoid looking at anyone outside.
Don't do that. That sort of body language isn't hard for people to pick up on.

Dunno, I never pay attention to people around me whenever I walk outside.

No....no I'm totally not with you at all on this one.

nah, i look fucking mean, like i'd rape them, and i'd probably tell them to eat shit if they did piss me off.

But back when I was a kid, girls would sometimes do that, it really hurt :(.

>>4568706
:-(

>>4568668
/jp/- otaku culture
so i think that IS /jp/ related...

I was reading some manga in the underground the other day, when I noticed a group of 3 girls giggling in front of me. There was probably something funny about me, because they were taking pictures of me.
When the metro stopped, I stood up, took the mobile phone, crashed it on the ground, and left the car. Nobody said anything. Felt good man.

>probably saged to hell
Oh great, this shit again.

I don't leave the house because I'm a faggot.

At least they recognise your existence, OP.

>>4568717
You could sue them, you know. Image rights.

>>4568640
The same thing happened to me a dozen of time. It's obvious that they're making fun of us.
Next time a girl giggle why looking at me I'll fucking punch her in the stomach.

>>4568706
I feel for you man

Nani?

>>4568640

Here's the problem, OP. You probably *do* look pathetic, especially if you're very obviously trying to avoid looking at people

You know what's wrong with your attitude? You haven't realized that haters gunna hate. You see some girls walking by laughing at you? Look them dead in the eye and give the smuggest grin possible. It's a form of mental challenge to them. It's like saying "Yeah, so what?" right to their face. It's showing them that you're not just going to back down from their opinion of you. As a bonus, wait until they pass you, then start laughing yourself

See, here's the thing, Anon. People are going to form their opinions of you. People are going to assume you're this or that simply because of how you look. But by getting self conscious over it, you're only showing them weakness. No one likes weakness, least of all the social bullies who will prey on you

So you know what you do? Dare the world to laugh at you. It's a matter of attitude, of confidence. It's not something that's easy to teach, so you know what you should do? Clean yourself up, and for a week, act like Rance. Act like a cocky bastard. You will be very surprised at how different people act towards you

>>4568768
Not really unless you live in a shitty country.

>>4568790
a very good advice till
>act like rance

>a girl loughs at me
>what would rance do?

are there any computers in jail?

STOP GIVING A FUCK YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN

WHEN YOU WALK BY THEM YOU KNOW YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO THEM

RAPE THEM

KILL THEM

DESTROY THEM

MAKE THEM WISH THEY HAD NEVER BEEN BORN

YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO THEM, WHY LET THEM MAKE YOU FEEL BAD?

IT IS THIS KNOWLEDGE THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU THE CONFIDENCE TO WALK BY GROUPS OF GIRLS.

People don't laugh at me, but whenever people walk past me, they cough. I've no idea why. I'm probably just being paranoid.

>>4568825
I don't think he could beat up three girls on his own.

I don't get laughed at, I'm completely ordinary and unnoticeable. Chances are there IS something distinguishing about you.

>>4568841

Not in your face, anyways.

>>4568822
There are. You know, for a long time I thought that becoming a priest was the best way of leading a lazy otaku life but maybe going to jail is better, depending where you live.

>>4568834
Wipe your ass properly, you dirty bastard.

>>4568790
Why is this post so FUCKYEAH?

>>4568822

Like I said, it's not a very easy thing to convey. I'm just trying to explain the general attitude you have to have by giving a comparison to a popular VN

Yes, you won't be able to rape every girl who gives you lip, but you know what? That's not the point. The point is, act like you're hot shit, because the more you think you're hot shit, the more you'll act like you're hot shit, and the more others will start to think you're hot shit. It's the strangest thing in the world, but it's true

And don't give me any of that "but I wanna be my REAL self" bullshit. Society is a game. You can either win (be popular) or you can lose (be a shut in). Know the winning strategies and apply them or stop caring about the game in the first place

Incidentally, this is part of why I'm a hermit. Fuck people

It happened to me, I got better though, it was just probably self esteem issues.

>>4568790
>>4568874

>>4568857
>becoming a priest was the best way of leading a lazy otaku life
Why didn't I think of this earlier? Thank you, dude.

>>4568834
You might be an asymptomatic carrier of a disease like tyhoid Mary.

>>4568790
That's pretty inspiring.

>>4568874
>>4568790
Bear my children!

>>4568889
If we living during the Middle Ages, everyone on /jp/ would become priests. Then we would be bitching about how material life is pig disgusting and creating shitstorms over which angel has the highest power level.

>>4568790
It's really hard to act like this when you're ugly. No matter how hard you try, you know the fact that people laughing at you is only natural.

I find that the best thing is to look them strait in the eye, creepy smile optional.

It was scary the first couple of times, but once I realized it worked and they acted like pussies afterward it's such a rush.

>>4568640
wear a suit, hat, and sunglasses where ever you go

>>4568790
>>4568825

This is the alpha-male mindset.

It's funny because the bitches and whores mindset of ronreyfags is pretty similar, but alphas use this to help them fuck girls, while /jp/ uses it to justify the reason girls won't fuck them.

Bottom line: Those girls are just holes to stick your dick in, that is all they are good for.

This base, misogynistic mentality has been getting your ancestors laid for generations, and one day, once you get over your insecurities and immaturity, it might work for you too.

>>4568840
Time to do some push-ups between two posts. /jp/, I'm sure we can change you into a fucking terminator if you do some workout. You can do it in your room, even running

Then when you'll leave everyone shall tremble as you destroy their worlds

>>4568920
Some of the ugliest shits tend to be popular, only because of their cocky attitudes. Go figure.

>>4568912

Sorry babe, you'll have to wait at the back of the line

>one of them started giggling and then the others laughed too.

In this situation I would generally assume they want my cock, it's all about perspective.

>>4568923
This.

Along the same line, try to upgrade your wardrobe. Don't slouch, especially if you're tall. It makes you more intimidating.

Get noise-canceling headphones.

Girls laugh at everything forever. No idea what the fuck they find so funny. It's like estrogen is really a form of liquefied weed.

>>estrogen is really a form of liquefied weed

Brb, ordering pills.

>>4568913
Church of St.ZUN
Would you guys all gather on a small island and become paladins?

>>4568955
What do you do then? Put up your cool face?

>>4568930
>while /jp/ uses it to justify the reason girls won't fuck them.
No, we use it to justify not bothering. I don't think anyone here goes out and actively tries getting laid, which is minimum requirement for complaining about not getting any. We're just shut-ins who discuss why girls are not worth leaving your apartment for.

>>4568874
my real self IS hot shit, and i'm not a cocky bastard. i just know I am, and people around me don't mess with me.

OP, they were looking down on you.

They probably did that to several other guys that day, and they're probably going to do in the future too.

They were insecure girls traveling in a pack. They probably try to put down everything they can that isn't black and visibly intimidating. It's their only way to try to feel better about their worthless lives. If you think about real-life in MMO terms, they're a group of griefers or trolls. The same reason people make troll threads or group-gank on MMOs is why those girls were being rude, without any apparent motive.

I'm going to tell you something else you're probably not used to hearing, either. You're right. People are looking down at you, and they're looking down at you because you appear average. Average doesn't mean immunity from standing out. Average means that people will look down at you for not having any outstanding qualities that are visible immediately by looking at you.

The only solution is to increase your vanity. If you don't like girls giggling at you, start working out and cutting your hair differently and wearing prestige clothes. They'll stare at you silently instead and then turn to look at your ass when they think you aren't looking.

Of course, I don't think anyone on 4chan is actually going to take this advice. But these are the how's and why's, if you wanted to know.

What is this? /adv/? /r9k/?

Piss off.

>>4568979
Nah. /jp/ would probably form a Benedictine order of copyist monks, never a martial order.

>>4568965
>Don't slouch, especially if you're tall. It makes you more intimidating.

This is a big one here. Slouching is another part of mental weakness, same with not maintaining eye contact. I don't care how ugly you are, if you're tall, you WILL command respect if you straighten that spine and broaden those shoulders, if only in the subconscious of those before you

>>4568992
It's the closest thing to otaku kulture on the front page.

>>4568979
You have my tape.

>>4568990

That's great, but you clearly have no experience with giving advice to others on how to become hot shit. The first step of being hot shit is convincing yourself you're hot shit, and that's not an easy mental hurdle to overcome at first. That's why you need to make yourself act cocky and why I used a comparison to Rance, because most people here will immediately understand how to act by doing that

They'll get the specifics down once they get enough experience with it, as I'm sure you have

>>4569004
What about short people though?

>>4568913
Fuck yeah middle age /jp/

>>4569047

>>4569047
Well played Anon.

>>4569036

Same damn thing. What, you wanna look *shorter*?

I'm not a terribly tall guy myself, only 5'8. I keep my back straight, shoulders back, and eyes focused like a hawk

>>4569047
We should all try to become priests in some church. We'd get to do pretty much the same we do now, just with the Bible instead of Type-moon VNs, and we'd get money out of it too.

>>4569088
No, I mean that if you're short, you don't the same kind of reaction.

How do you make people intimidated of a 5'5" guy? Muscles are the only thing I can think of, but even that can get comical.

>>we'd get money out of it too
Entitlement programs pay more, at least in civilized countries.

I'm Brazilian and I'm not in the least bothered by the HAUHUE meme, in fact I find it quite funny and I agree that most players down here are assholes.

Learn to deal with your shit, OP.

>>4569133
You're mixing up real life with internet jokes, my dear BR friend.

>>4569096
I think that'd be pretty cool, just being in it for the slacking, I'm not even religious but they can't know that.

>>4569117

That's because you're thinking wrong. Look, this goes back to the mental thing

Height is just another tool that you can use for intimidation. If you're not tall, obviously you don't have the same tools available, but that doesn't matter, you still have others. It's all MENTAL

Intimidation relies on convincing the target, either consciously or subconsciously, that you are capable of doing them harm. There are plenty of ways you can accomplish this without being a ten foot nigger

An intense look helps. Having "something off" about your appearance, something crazed and hard to define, helps a lot

In order to try to convey this quickly, I'll just put it this way: you know what Yanderes do? Yeah, go with what they do with the Yan part, and you'll start to realize that height doesn't matter as much as you'd think

Of course, this doesn't have much to do with what we were talking about before, but if you wanna intimidate someone, giving the appearance of slight insanity can go a long way towards helping you

>>4569184
>Having "something off" about your appearance, something crazed and hard to define, helps a lot
So... An eye patch?

>>4569184
That's true.

If you don't know what you're doing and go overboard, you can get the cops called on you though.

The thought of being a Yandere Rance is tempting!

>>4569198
YARR, I'M NOT A PRIEST ANYMORE!

>>4569209
Fuck you dude, you're making this thread worth it.

hahahaha, sometimes i think its just the people on /b/ who are fucked in the head but there's definitely a good scattering all over the internet, as evidenced by OP

So basically, in order to be respected, straighten your back, act like Rance, be yandere, become a priest and wear an eyepatch.

>>4569202

Consider acting like Yandere Rance like playing Society on Nightmare Mode

>>4569237
You forgot the cool face.

>>4569237
If you do it the street will be like your home

YOU WILL BE ALONE LIKE HOME BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL RUN AWAY FROM YOU

>>4569237
That or just space off while walking and miss what other people do or say completely. That's how I usually roll.

>>4569198
no no suit, hat and sunglasses you'll feel badass

>>4569244
Koishi's Heart pumping big adventure is epic tier.

>>4569237
You know, I was always wonder about what would happen if I'd play Touhou themes on a violin while walking outside. You know, TAMUSIC quality. With this outfit I'll definitely try it out. Without the eye patch though, my something off will be the violin

>>4568640
I'm afraid this question belongs to /adv/. But then again it appears you're a NEET.

I love this thread.

>>4569353
me too while reading it I hit ctrl + so I could read it while straightening out my back LOL

someone archive this thread.

>>4569307
Oh yeah, suit, hat and shades, straight back, acting like a yandere Rance, being a priest and having your coolface on.

>>4569398
You know what? [spoilerg ＤＩＥ ＴＨＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ！ [/spoiler]

>>4569407
So, this is our ultimate plan to fight against the normalfaggotry in the outside world?

>>4569422
....yes.

Day before yesterday I went out and one guy was laughing his head off in my direction, I think he yelled "pretty" also.
Most other people a ran into that day seemed to be holding back their laughter.
I don't know, I still don't think it's so bad for a guy to wear pink..

>>4569376
....yeah I did that too.

>>4569398
Easymodo.

>>4569428

If this dude can pull it off, so can you

Remember! It's all ATTITUDE, man!

>>4569398
Every thread on /jp/ is automatically archived on easymodo.

>>4569479
ah...

>>4569462
Damn right man, my thoughts exactly.

Okay, here it is for easy reference in the future.

Forget /adv/, forget self-help books, forget fashion magazines, forget anyone or anything that thinks they know how your life should be lived. This is the correct way. This is all you need to know.

I whip out my cell phone and mess with the settings whenever I'm in danger of eye contact.

My goatee also makes sure that people don't laugh in my direction, and it helps to cover up my incredibly pale skin. I'm actually not sure if it's the goatee or if people just think I shoot up heroine due to the extreme paleness.

>>4569543
AWESOME

One time, some punk laughed at my hair. So I go up to him, step on his NEW shoes. When he's about to throw a punch, I spit in his face and kick him in the balls.

Then I went to the hair salon like a badass motherfucker.

>>4569558
Ah, so I'm not the only one who pretends I'm texting someone when I feel like people are staring at me.

Skinny or obese nerds acting like they are something on an anonymous forum.

im pretty damn normal looking and i dont give a damn

>>4569543
wait why the yandere again?

When people stare at me, I give them the creepiest smile ever. I look like a serial killer, I even have sharp ass teeth and what my friends call a 'shit eating grin'. So this strategy works quite well.

I practice my creepy smile in the mirror every day.

>>4569624
I think it's because it implies that even though you're not a hyper aggressive tough guy, you wouldn't have a problem with killing people in their sleep if they did something you don't like, so that people will be afraid of fucking with your shit.

>>4569543

Oh god, this is glorious

>>4568640

On the bright side, they cared about you for an instant. Don't mind them, nobody is happy in this world. I'm pretty sure they have even more troubles than you for being as they are. And never forget one thing:

the one who laughs last laugh best.

>>4569657

Yeah, exactly

OP, did you double check that before and after you passed the giggling girls, your penis was not hanging out of your pants in some fashion? Maybe just a testicle or two? These things _can_ in rare cases cause spontaneous giggling outbursts, particular in girls.

>>4569657
Oh wow, this actually cleared everything about >>4569543 's summed up picture. This outfit, this plan, this behaviour is perfect

>>4569628
That's it, add cape to the list

>>4568887
Is that a Rance anime?

>>4569769
yeah

>>4569771
Download link?

>Otaku culture
>Girls laughing at you
This IS /jp/ related.

If I detect that someone wants my attention when we pass, I make an over-the-shoulder wave without looking back to confirm that they received it. People don't bother me because they know I don't care.

You know this used to happen all the time when I was a kid.

Starting around my late teens people didn't laugh at me anymore. I think they started ignoring me. It's actually better.

>>4569808
Are you blind? Or handicapped? Or dumb?

Or all of the above?