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Seeing the girls breed with superior black men

Seeing the girls breed with superior white men

Seeing the boys breed with superior youkai women

Seeing the girls breed with superior me

Seeing the girls

girls

The.

Seeing black men pound them

Shrine maiden armpits

>>45601430
Seeing the girls force boys to breed with them.

>>45601430
The music, the characters and the lore, and last in line the games themselves being addicting and fun

I'd say I got into the franchise in that order, in years long stints. The music is also just really fucking good. Like ten years before even knowing what the fuck a touhou was I recognised a ton of the popular songs and even learned a few of them on piano.

They're adorbs anon. I have a trading card of Yuuka on my PC for good luck.

there's a certain thrill that comes with being able to recognise every one of the endless number of cartoon girls in silly dresses spawned by the franchise, and to remember all the in-jokes associated with them, which one we say is fat, which one we say is retarded, which one we say has this or that embarrassing fetish, which one we say secretly prefers black men, etc; it's kind of like being in a secret society.

>>45602578
Why isn't there any good hairy armpit art of Reimu or Sanae? I hate shaved armpits

>>45604305
Because your fetish is trash

>>45601430
if you know, you would be disgusted

>>45604305
Body hair is for barbarians.

>>45601430
Seeing cute girls kiss.

>>45601430
funny hats, girls who are cute yet awful people, and danmaku

>>45601430
Powerful monster women to be yanderes

>>45604305
Too patrician

>>45607332
>>45608117
Big gay go away

>>45601430
Music rearranges

and the girls

>>45604290
I agree with this statement.
There is no greater moment on the life of a newfag as the first time they are able to name every single character in Bad Apple.

>>45601430
Stimming to nice music and pretty light shows is bretty comfy.

>>45601430
Seeing the boys breed with superior youkai women

>>45601430
peak escapism since everything is so vague
this doesn't apply if you've doomed yourself into being a grimsokyo cuck

>>45628753
What if I want to escape into grimsokyo because I think the girls are hotter like that?

>>45607332
>>45608117
Nah you're just lame-os and can't grasp our sophisticated patrician fetish https://files.catbox.moe/wmug0f.jpg

>>45629718
She almost has as much body hair as me
Must be very soft
No I will not post pubes

>>45601430
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex fox rabbit loli sex fox

>>45628753
I wouldn't call it vague. Gensokyo being a shithole is pretty straightforward.
That being said, yes, cutesokyo is superior. Some may argue otherwise, but to me canon's grimshit makes it less unique. It's just like every other setting now.

>>45601430
Everything comes down to the music

>>45630593
Cutesokyo is just as boring and uninspired as Grimsokyo.
The best (and canon) is Jerksokyo where the land is filled with mischievous, prideful critters who want to scam and/or trick you.
Everyone in the does this to a degree and you can't prove otherwise.

>>45630442
Literally this. When I got into Touhou it was the standard I like Reimu and Marisa chan and the music but as time went on I became a 2huChad and came to appreciate the breedable lolis and animal yokai. BUNNY CUNNY

>>45637195
To this day I'm a 'mufag and I don't think it'll ever truly change. Never cared much for Marisa or any of the other humans

>>45637195
For me, animalhus of all kinds make me go AWOOGA

>>45638754
That's cause you're a furry

>>45638785
Kemonomimi is not the same as furry, Anon. Know the difference, it could save your life.

fluff

>>45630442
>>45638955
>>45637195
>>45638754
Sex fox sex bird sex cat sex bunny sex loli uuooohhh sex grrr GRARGHHH sex now!!! Sex now!!!

>>45601430
i want to give mokou a boob massage
sorry for letting you dudes know about my impure thoughts

>>45630442
>sample

>>45639376
A sample of things to come.

>>45637127
It's all personal preference. To me, everyone being a barely sapient quip machine like in canon is boring.
>Everyone in the does this to a degree and you can't prove otherwise.
Everyone does everything to a degree, not sure what you are saying here.

i LOVE Touhou! Kill yourself anon!

I think Gensokyo is cute, jerk and grim.

The characters & world > fan content > music > >>> the games.

vampires
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x7WzWySS0L0

>>45601430
Isn't Mokou forever 12-14?
She is not going to have huge boobs ever.

>>45648210
good

>>45648210
Eternally breastmogged by Kaguya.

>>45648210
Eh, when i was lad in school i saw girls closer to the higher end of that age range you said that had bigger knockers than what one would expect. Of course they couldn't care any less about my autistic ass or my buddies. But anyway, there's something to be said with regards to Mokou's body I'm just gonna copy paste what an anon said on an older thread.
>Given how much Mokou changed while under the influence of the elixir, I think it's safe to say that hourai bodies aren't actually static. They're eternal, but it's more that their souls regenerate their body if it gets destroyed. Mokou also comments on getting exhausted and suffering from muscle pains after her fight in IN, so many of the normal biological processes still apply to hourai immortals.
I think it's more that their bodies are defined by their souls, and can change based on their self-image. So Mokou's hair grew out and became white because she started to see herself as inhuman, while Kaguya and Eirin remained the same because as Lunarians, they already saw themselves as unchanging beings who are above life and death.
In that case, as long as they perceive themselves as being fertile, their bodies would be able to bear children like any other person would be.
So this means Mokou can look as sexy or unsexy as she wants.

>>45648210
She is a sexy 21 year old chain smoker and I will not be convinced otherwise.

>>45652940
She regularly staves to death and is Japanese girl
She is flat as a board.

>>45657342
Starves to death? No she dies because of Kaguya. Also
>Muh asian so she's built like a child
Take a gander at the 3dpd threads, not all of them are the same.

>>45659670
my brother in christ, those are modern japs
Mokou is from over a millennium in the past, when nutrition was shit tier even for nobility

This lovely board, of course.

character design + music, most fans haven't played the games

>>45671938
It's understandable why.

>>45671938
People watch a lunatic nbnm on youtube and think the games are impossible so they don't even try. If more people knew that 90% of bullets on the screen didn't matter more would at least give them a try.
I'm probably an outlier but I didn't care much for the series despite being exposed to it everywhere until I played the games, then it all clicked

>>45677790
NTA but when I play them I just get my ass kicked and games are only fun when you win

>>45677790
You're understating how difficult these games are. A lot of people have tried them, realized how beginner-unfriendly they are and dropped them. Even Easy mode can't save them as you can't unlock the Extra with that.

>>45677981
NTA, but there's a difference between trying and "trying", as in playing once, petering out on stage 2 or 3, deciding shit's unreasonable and stopping. I was the latter for a long time before finally giving it an honest try, getting a normal 1CC with some practice and enjoying myself despite not playing very many shmups before. If someone doesn't like that kind of gameplay then they don't like that kind of gameplay and that's fine, but I think a lot of people can give in to a self-inflicted mental block before giving it an honest try.

>>45680146
So how long did it take you? A week? A day?

>>45680192
Probably about a week, trying a few times each day. Future 1CCs came a bit sooner since a lot of that was me learning basics like how to generally separate actually dangerous projectiles from noise and pressing the fucking X key if I'm gonna die. I definitely wouldn't call myself an expert but really it's the same as any other game, it's impossible to learn without playing. And I think a lot of people just do what I did before and try once before wiping out and deciding that the game is too overwhelming.

>>45601430
Yuri dj

>>45680493
But that's the issue. Some people can easily master them in a short amount of time, while others will never be able to beat them no matter how much effort they put in.

>>45677790
Biggest issue in this game community, like fuck even secondary gate keep them self on normal 1cc like they think it's a sin to just beat the game on normal or even using bomb when bomb is literally a second weapon

>>45680743
Won't know without trying, and I didn't try for the longest time because I assumed I couldn't do it. That's the point.

>>45680802
But what if they do try but lack the talent? It's not like ZUN playtests these games so newbies can beat them.

>>45680783
Using continues locks you into the bad ending so it doesn't count.

>>45680743
NTA, but is that really an issue? Do you ever get upset when someone clears the test faster than you? Or when someone understands math formulas in class earlier than others?

>>45601430
what's the appeal of anime

>>45680910
The issue is
>others will never be able to beat them no matter how much effort they put in.

>>45681337
>>others will never be able to beat them no matter how much effort they put in.
You still talking about muh talent right, not learning disability?

>>45680893
>But what if they do try but lack the talent?
I feel like we're going in circles so this'll be my last post on this. If they can't do it or even just don't like it after giving an honest try, that's fine. The genre is niche for a reason. I'm specifically talking about people who give up after barely trying. I can't say how much time should constitute an "honest" try but I feel comfortable saying that about 15 minutes of gameplay like my initial attempt is probably throwing in the towel too early. And there's likely a lot of people that give up in that ballpark.

>>45681337
Then luckily for them they can delve into other niches like fan games, music, manga, become lore autists, or create something instead. Touhou is more than a game, though imo you can't truly appreciate how all of it came to be if you don't at least give the actual one-man project a fair shot.

>>45681508
Yeah. You can talk all you want about memorizing patterns,using practice mode or watching replays but if you lack the mechanical skills when you sit down and play (Reaction time, eyesight, etc) then they won't be able to pull it off.

>>45604290
reading this made me realize that somewhere down the line, I became this without even noticing. the years since I played my first touhou have just slipped by...

>>45604290
Why does she love giving men prostate orgasms so much?

>>45681595
>if you lack the mechanical skills when you sit down and play (Reaction time, eyesight, etc) then they won't be able to pull it off
That's like the point of practice mode and watching replay

>>45681649
Hate how I know exactly who you're talking about.

>>45681906
There's a hard limit on how much those can improve.

>>45682055
And you think making a note of when to use the bomb is "hard limit" for whomever you are refering to?

>>45615333
>name every single character in Bad Apple.
That's easy mode

>>45682619
Even in her weakest form, the 'guya intimidates my soul.

Cute girls in silly hats

>>45682619

>>45682499
You can't bomb everything. Things like eyesight and reaction time are dependent on the player, and can only be improved so much. ZUN has outright said he designs the games so not everyone can beat them, so really you can't argue against it.

>>45683618
Yes you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPx4o8tI8fM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNtvdc0l7pI
You are watching too much LNN video, while that video kinda a meme but you still able learn to know what's 1cc actually all about from that video

>>45683756
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. That you need to be amazingly skilled to beat this game? That using bombs is good? LLC has a checkpoint system and can be beaten that way?

>>45683806
I'm pointing that you can use bomb every fucking time, and yes using bomb is good there's a reason why its there

>>45683844
But that's just for one character in a single game. No other game other then maybe MoF lets you slap the X key without thinking.

>>45683850
>MoF
Maybe you can't bomb all the time but the game let you bomb more than 50 times MoF (5 bombs per life, and you can get 7 lives in this game)
Also point is 1cc is all about resources management, that's why I said use practice mode and watch replay. Dodge something you can dodge, bomb something that you can't consistently dodge

>>45683879
Ah I forgot to count how stage also shower you with power ups all the time

>>45683879
I know what you're saying. But you can watch the replays. You can play in practice mode for hours. But if you can't dodge consistently or track all the bullets, then no amount of bombs will help.

>>45683908
>You can play in practice mode for hours. But if you can't dodge consistently or track all the bullets, then no amount of bombs will help.
I don't understand what you try to say here, you play in practice mode so you know which parts aren't consistent and which parts you are consistent in

>>45684023
It's simple. You have X number of bombs and you have issues with Y parts of the game.You hit the wall of your abilities and can't improve any more. If X > Y then you have a chance at beating the game with a margin of error when it comes to mistakes. If X < Y then there's not much you can do.

>>45659670
You need to read Cage in Lunatic Runagate, anon. Mokou canonically starves herself frequently because she simply cannot be arsed to make food and figures it doesn't matter because of her immortality. Between her lack of nutrition and self-loathing, it's all but certain that Mokou looks like an emaciated boy.
By contrast, Kaguya, who is a perfect Lunarian princess who regularly dines on rabbit stew, is obviously a well-endowed and perfectly shaped young woman.

>>45684056
How do you know someone already hit their imaginary wall?

>>45684109
When they can't improve any more. You're not telling me there's still no part of these games that give you no issue, are you? Some peoples skill ceilings are simply a lot lower.

>>45684199
>When they can't improve any more
Again how do you determine when someone can't improve anymore?

>>45684329
When someone practices to the best of their abilities and can't improve. Everyone has their limits.

>>45684578
>When someone practices to the best of their abilities and can't improve.
This is still too vague to be called "limit"
And I won't consider someone to be trying their best unless they have detailed documentation about their progression and are willing to dedicate at least around 175 hours to the game since I meet a lot of people who have excuses "I tried my best" but they only played the game only like around 15 minutes

>>45684853
Make it thirty hours and detailed progression documentation and I'll prove my point to you.

>>45684933
Kinda interested, how can someone can't get 1cc after playing 30 hours, has detailed progression where they could do something like this? >>45683756

>>45684956
Like I said, that's a strategy that only worked for LoLK. It's not going to help for the other games. If you want to do this I'll put down the ground rules.

>>45685067
Well, you mentioned that someone struggled to 1cc, and ZUN won't allow players to bomb spam, so I provided you with a counter video. Anyway can you give me that player's play hours in score data and his PB replay? Also, which game is he playing? It's still an interesting case

>>45685149
Alright, We're doing this. I'll prove my point to you.
1) You pick a game. It doesn't have to be a game I have experience in, just a mainline game of your choosing. Upon starting, I will play that game and give my previous achievements and total time, to my best estimates if needed.
2) I promise to play to the best of my abilities and use whatever resources I can. This includes using practice mode, looking up guides and runs, asking for advice, etc.
3) I will attempt a few runs a day, outside circumstances withstanding. I will also try to post a replay a day for approval.I will keep track of my total time played, and my progress of my runs.
3) There will be a cutoff point where the challenge could be considered over. 175 hours is honestly ridiculous and just implies that talent is an important factor when others can beat it in a week coming from similar experience. I could go for 30-40 hours minimum with the emd of the challenge being the end of January.
4) Should by the end of this challenge I have not achieved a Normal 1CC or have been deemed to come close to it, then I will have been considered to have tried my best. If I manage otherwise l, then I will concede to you.

>>45685322
If you can't 1cc normal in like 10 hours you have problems...

">>45685322
So, instead of having you do chores for me i will make it more fun to you too
What game are you currently grinding? If you're not playing anything, consider trying MoF? I think it's one of the easier ones and scales well if you want do some crazy things later. Also consider to discuss it in the gameplay thread I'll also try to help if I can there

>>45685455
I'm currently trying PCB and only have a few runs of MoF. I remember it being much more difficult then the others. But I'll switch over to that for the challenge's sake. I'll post updates in the gameplay thread once I start.

>>45685455
>>45685490
Now kiss, you two~