/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45647128
YOUR MOM finds the funniest things in the ocean.

>>45647128
Strange marvellous creatures.

Remember that this is what you should be expecting this Sunday if you're married to a Hellhound.

I want to live in the LN Universe and marry a humble succ

Be careful walking along the beach during winter, those fish get desperate this time of year

>>45647148
Burzum is pretty good at drowning out the noise from fireworks. Never let your thunderbuddy suffer the evil loud fireworks.

Please do not overwork your assistant fairy

>>45647148
I buy fireworks explicitly to pick on the hellhound neighbor girl

I want to drink monster drool and sweat

>>45647166
today is a day off, just give her a sugar cube to relax with

>>45647148
Stronk Hellwan not scared of loud, funny noises.

>>45647167
Get a liliraune or an alraune

>>45647166
I will

Shit stink hellhounds leave. Smell bad and mean. Go away. Post better monsters.

>>45647200

Think of the children

>>45647200
>>45647037

>"Yo anon, check this out!"
>*slosh* *slhoush* *slhourk* *slosh* *sluosh*
>"Hehe, pretty cool, am I right?"

>>45647202
Good.

>>45647218
why arn't you wearing pants?

>>45647224
maximum equip load

>>45647224
They'll get in the way of what she's about to do to you.

>>45647247
It's been too long but I refuse to get night elfed again.

>>45647221
>Would you like dinner, bath or me?

I wish I could be a dragon's pet human.

I probably won't make it now, but the timeline should be midnight on 31st, right? Is it UTC, EST, PST, or some other timezone?

Fug your local bog witch

>>45647304
Someone has to fuck the gay outta her.

>>45647304
she looks like a dork but she's blue so it makes it ok

>>45647300
>timeline
*deadline, fug, it'll be a miracle if I do finish in this state

>>45647328
Out of the two stories I have read so far one is kinda dodgy on grammer and the other had oddly uniform paragraphs and was also just smut.

>>45647346
winglet

Hellhounds smell like bubble slime.

>>45647348
the soft inner thigh do be inviting though

>>45647348

>>45647346
No gems in bed

>>45647364
The downside of having a dragon girlfriend is that she'll scatter gems and gold coins all over your bed.

>>45647389
she is your bed now

>>45647395
out of all beds wocks make the best

>>45647407
Disgusting.

>>45647407
Delightful

>>45647407
Dormouseful

https://imgbox.com/g/alzjZimzVf
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 65. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/go7USmyT

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>45647389
My dragon wife is my bed.

>>45647421
Three mice and fries.

>>45647423
oh my, ms wight

>>45647423
https://imgbox.com/cznuAr4b
They have no defenses against this.

>>45647423
Scraping the bottom of that barrel to keep image count up, I see.

>>45647151
I want to marry a zombie from the LNverse

>>45647407
Humans should accept chubby girls into their hearts

>>45647451
Cute Wurm.

>>45647463
Don't samefag, mick.

ghosts with big bobs

>>45647477
big ectoplasm storage tanks

>>45647443
how you going to embarrass the naked ones?
put more cute, frilly clothes on them?

>>45647497
Yes. Put a succubi in like 10 layers of Victorian NONSENSE clothes and you WILL see them die of cringe.
>They literally DIE.
>Gotta call in a Unicorn or (worst-case) a Lich to save them.
>Sometimes you get a succuzombie out of it.
>IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!

>>45647477
>>45647484
Undead milk is the best

Once you go stone
that's all you'll bone

>>45647537
i bet she engraves her dating profile on her plinth

>>45647536
Not sure if the best but it's probably the most abundant one. Considering that you can go to the closest cemetery, pick one and take her home for an unlimited supply of free milk.

>>45647477

Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind exploring a hellhound's digestive tract.

>>45647577
did you know busting can make both of you feel good?
bet not

>>45647580
It burns like the fires of hell.

>>45647586
I ain't afraid of no bed.

>>45647586
I ain't "fraid of no sleep

I ain't "fraid of no bed

>>45647588
An erotic burn!

>>45647423
Thanks for the updates. That's one sexy vampire and wight.

>>45647603
>>45647610
perhaps you should be

>>45647300
You got a day at least. I crapped out mine over a similar time period, between work. It’ll be fine.
>>45647337
Where are they? I’d like to read something else.

>Hot, slimy, sticky, squishy, hellhound tongue
>Tight, slick, hellhound throat
>Hot, slimy, smelly, steamy hellhound stomach
>Thick, sticky, wet, slimy hellhound chyme

>>45647660
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208
latter is the oddly square paragraphs one.

>>45647451
well didnt expect that little doodle o mine would end up in the weekly report

>>45647683
He takes anything.

>>45647148
The PLAP PLAP PLAP noise will drown out most of it.

>>45647699
i can think of an exception

Is it racist if I go up to a hellhound or wherewolf and start saying 'woof woof woof' over and over again?

>>45647699
ok, but it makes me happy he took my two chibi wurms
I should draw a wurm but as a magical girl

>>45647713
>Anon goes up to a werewolf saying "woof woof woof"
>It translates to "apple ass in my bed make fat"
>She understandably looks at you like you're retarded

>>45647709
At this point it's funnier than not. I wonder when the art will be good enough to be everywhere but there.

What's the easiest way to make https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ lactate

>>45647750
learn forbidden magic

>>45647750
Can I ask her husband if I can breastfeed?

>>45647750
>hellhound
Make whimpering sounds like you're a puppy.

>>45647727
it's ok. the werewolf or hound will see my be patient I have autism shirt and understand my situation before leaving me be unmolested.

>>45647795
>before leaving me be unmolested.
Nope. You'll be seen as not being able to take care of yourself, and you'll be adopted by the pack.

>>45647750
Just use your mouth.

>>45647750
>Dragon
Dragons don't lactate. They're not mammals.

>>45647800
miss wan is not autism trained.

Imagine how fun it'd be to sleep in a hellhound's stomach after having spent several hours as her human dildo, pleasuring both her intimate holes and being licked and sucked on like a candy.

>>45647815
This thread is fucked then.

Miss vampire isn’t so confident in her fancy new outfit now is she?

>>45647815
She'll try her best to take care of you. Enjoy your raw meat

>>45647818
I always figured hellhound would be the type of girl to get into it and accidentally give you second degree burns.
but whatever, protection fags like her too.

>>45647716
OMG yes! Miss Wurm would be so perfect as a sailor suited warrior of love and justice!

>>45647824
Why is vampire bullying so much fun?
I love her but she is so bullyable

>>45647846
Mamono mana prevents any actual harm from coming to you.
Worse case scenario is she forgets to spit you back up, and you get a full tour of her intestines, poo and all.

>>45647815
yes she is.
now get under her sweater

>>45647804
What's this then?

>
That's a lot of mentally ill spam. The usual pest is really mad, as usual.

>>45647859
it's all their hilarious folklore weaknesses combined with their innate pride

>>45647872
must be some cursed equipment or something

he has no votes

>>45647900
The contest hasn't started yet.

>>45647872
Pretending. That's what that is.

>>45647862
Please comm this.

>>45647678
In their defense the contest was more or less to get newer people writing was it not?

>>45647848
>Mahou shojou Wurm-chan sees evildoer
>She does her magical girl transformation (She has a little dance as she does)
>She cast the great pebble of justice against the villain (She picks up a piece of the ground, casual turning into a massive chunk of demon silver then tosses that at the villianess at mach 2)l

>>45647924
I would, but I'm a super poorfag right now.

>>45647938
>She cast the great pebble of justice against the villain (She picks up a piece of the ground, casual turning into a massive chunk of demon silver then tosses that at the villianess at mach 2)l
>somehow always has an anon on it before she throws
>"defeated" villainess jumps poor sod
>Wurm-chan is becoming a saint for Eros for her deeds

>>45647938
>her magical wand is some rebar and concrete

>>45647971
>tries to "cast magic" on anon
>oops

>>45647971
>magic wurm is always followed by an angry foreman telling her to put it back

>>45647978
they use demonsilver rebar and sprinkle a little bit into the concrete mix

>>45647971
>its crudely styled just like the other magical girl wands
>she made it herself
>>45647986
> The foreman is her token mascot

>>45647926
Don’t remember, but I’ve seen worse than either.
>>45647678
Edginess and smut have their place. Monstergirls are basically the aesthetics of the first for the purpose of the second. Anything else kicking around?

>>45647818
Has hellhound been the real vore monster all along?

>>45647859
>>45647880
The haughty prideful girls are inherently bullyable, within reason, mostly sexually.

>>45648001
No, I don't think so. For all you could get she's probably the worst.
Imagine a really fat and unnaturally tall dormouse going around wonderland
>"Fear me!"
>"I am the wrath of mouse incarnate!"
>"Never again!"

>>45647995
>Edginess and smut have their place.
I really don't care if stories have edge to them. We already went through the pure fluff phase and it was horrible as stories all started to turn into the same story written with a different name for the species.

>the /d/ cretin is samefagging his garbage again
You'd think he'd have learned to give up by now

>>45648052
Drown him out with wholesome posting.
Will you pet the dog?

>>45648059
Cu sith is a good girl.

He's mass spamming and samefagging again, everyone should be reporting all the garbage.

>>45648073
We did get a wikifag update, new content and quite a few new stories now that the deadline is nearby. Makes sense mick would be upset

>>45648084
Even the Wurm doodle was cute.

>Absolutely have to have dark in order to have light. Gotta have dark, gotta have opposites. Dark and light, light and dark continually in a painting. If you have light on light, you have nothing. If you have dark on dark, you basically have nothing.You know it's like in life. You've gotta have a little sadness once in a while. You know when the good times coming. I'm waiting on the good times now.

>>45648066
I'll take that as a yes.

>>45648107
It is a yes.

Not for lewd though. Only wholesome, platonic head-patting. Nothing more.

>>45648017
I don't see a dormouse being a vore monster.

>>45647407
Well, right next to Shog

>>45648125
I just like dormouse posting. As do most anons. She might be the most mentioned girl.

>>45648046
That has nothing to do with fluff, edge, or smut. It’s due to derivative circle-jerking among an incestuous social set. Pretty obvious, man.

>>45648133
She's a good girl. Imagine a 6' dormouse.

>>45648136
And they're all in on it? Sucks if true.

Got busy doing other stuff. Here's the Valkyrie one shot that I would've posted yesterday if only the shitposters hadn't arrived.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52618669

>>45648149
I didn’t mean some conspiracy is in play. A form of reinforcing group-think is explanation enough. That’s known to lead to cloned and samey output.

>>45648183
I know, it came out wrong. Peer pressure and extreme negative reception make anons conform.

Dragons are dorks! DORKS!

>>45648168
Nice! I haven't had a chance to read obviously but one thing I've noticed is that you have very large paragraphs that could definitely be broken up. Especially when there is dialogue buried inside.

I recommend now that you've gotten some words on paper and seem to be increasing with confidence to look at Magus or some of the other top-tier writers and see what they do.

>>45647337
>kinda dodgy on grammer
Ms.Haku is complaining to her Gramma about the grammar of people who are 'Grammers.

>>45648216
>Poems
Oof

Can you imagine?

>>45648191
More along the lines of an overly redundant screen that acts as a signal filter, imho. I don’t get flack here, my signals simply don’t get noticed — and there’s not enough pressure from text boxes to make me conform either. Naturally I favor my explanation, what can I say?

>>45648228
I'll go back and re-format the stories for that later. Mostly wanted to get them typed out so I didn't lose the mental picture I had and the whole auto-delete drafts thing was giving me anxiety so I figured I'd post them once they were done and format later.

>>45648216
Wrong board, fren. You see you posted a gacha game character outside of /vg/! Don't worry, just try not to do that again!

>>45648257
Nobody cares about that.

>>45648216
Cute!

>>45648257
Oh...no?!

imagine haku kiki personal maid thats been with you ever since you were born....

>>45648236
ms unicorn's bread and butter

>>45648269
it is a little weird you can trade stories with ms merrow for her blood

>>45648280
Ms. Unicorn can heal cringe?

>>45648284
You can't. Only other mamono can. Unless the story you share with her ends in a proposal of marriage.

>45648254
>this is what the spiteful furfag that has been desperately screaming for attention the past year tells itself
At this point I feel nothing but pity for it

>>45648129
Shogs are the only eldritch girls kind of I like because the transformation leaves you still looking normal.

>>45648289
she can heal anything

So I got about 6 days until I have to push out a playable demo. Can you anons think of anything important to add in that time?
I don't have any models ready so can't any more mge girls in time. Dialogue is in a decent spot though, could probably add a lot. Especially if text based porn interests you.

>>45648312
>So I got about 6 days until I have to push out a playable demo.
Why?

>>45648321
seek not logic from derangement

>>45648321
4chan game jam day.

>>45648289
How does she heal Cheshires?

vampire girl
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y53dfzQqgYc

>45648335
Someone should probably warn that thread about what kind of a lunatic they have hiding there, in case they somehow aren't already aware.

Eh?

How long must we suffer the fox menace?

>>45648337
They don't need healing. Cheshires are good girls.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbI8fyqEto

>>45648356
his tactless self will find a way to implode, no intervention necessary.

Be honest.
You want to spend the evening inside her gut.

Wow this thread is absolutely fucking terrible.

>>45648379
Somehow I enjoy it more.

>>45648379
Thanks, Desu. How Desu about you Desu coming up Desu with some Desu content for it, then?

Desu

>>45648379
>not filtering the furschizo
your fault. Thread looks fine to me

>>45648360
>The mating season for most foxes starts in December and can last through February.
Just a little longer.

I like to think the derailers are Cheshires

>>45648360
What was the mistake?

>>45648403
Joke's on them, it only makes me want to touch grass (Alraunes) instead of them.

>>45648360
How much further do I have to go?
And how much longer 'til I finally know?

>>45648411
touch barometz

>>45648400
Sure you do, bud.

>>45648379
That's how you know how assblasted the furry cuck is about seeing new art and stories, and the community just keeping going in general.

He's probably ban evading to do it too, I saw some of his furshit spam get deleted last thread.

>45648295
Your potato detector is so terribly calibrated that you’re infamous for it at this point. A schizo wouldn’t have claimed to not get flack, for instance. Also, he would he have opted for the paranoid conspiracy model.

Charge him some fucking rent, already.

>>45648405
trusting a fox

>>45648423
It makes me wonder who is beating who.

>>45648440
No one cares, not even I. Winning on the Special Olympics Internet doesn’t make anyone happier.

>>45648419
Someone mentioned siths in a story. What more can I feasibly expect?

>>45648411
consider touching mushroom

froggers poggers

>>45648419
He's definitely ban evading. The year's winding down, thread's getting new content and he's still not gotten any art from KC or yerb. That's gotta sting

>>45648475
Time to get that fungicide!

>>45648496
that's how you get lamentation mushroom girls

>>45648475
I can touch a Hatter.

>>45648475
cant touch this

>>45648168
woulda liked a bit more of a conclusion to the end of the story (even just the morning after) but enjoyable nonetheless
you also appear to have a complicated relationship with the sabbath but maybe i'm overthinking it

We always talk about what we want our wives and monsters to do to us, let's talk about what we would do for them!
I would wanna take cooking lessons to become a great cook for my wife
I'd wanna spoil and pamper my wife rotten, give her fav foods in bed, give her massages. Id wanna be the best hubby possible. Go on cute dates too

>>45648535
Anything. I've gone on at length about this.
In fact I rarely ever talk about what she'd do for me.

>>45648535
i'd give her my klondike bar

>>45648496
Mushroom abuse gets you tossed into the mantago pits anon
>>45648509
Good taste
>>45648524
Oh she can touch you anon, you'll see

>>45648535
im going to scrub and polish her scales, claws, and chitin

>>45648535
So when does the game come out again?

>>45648552
I'll just buy more fungicide.

>>45648502
that's genuinely a really good idea for an oc
im stealing it

>>45648535
All of this. Find nice movies for us to watch together while we snuggle. Take her out to dinner. Find excuses to hug and kiss her. Leave cute notes around the house for her to find.

>>45648532
Our world would have a complicated situation with the Sabbath is sort of what I was going for. Some people would be utterly repulsed, others would consider it weird but harmless and others would be very much into it. I've got a couple Sabbath stories in mind but those are going to require me to really think so I'll hold them back for now.

>>45648535
Hypothetically? Tolerate her, but slightly moreso than other people.

>>45648570
makes sense. a delicate matter, for sure.

>>45648535
I would brush her fur, or polish her nails and chitin. Or both!
I would work with her to buy or build a home that is comfortable for both of us.
I would try to ensure both of us can have the career and family life that we both want.
And I would make sure that we set up extensive wards to keep bicorns away.

>>45648567
please do. you could also consider raging or sticky mushroom too
or puffball titties

>>45648554
>childhood friend wyvern
>needs regular maintenance or she gets irritated and wont fly
>said maintenance involves polishing her horns and claws, preening her wings, and shampooing her hair
>and to wrap it all up, bathtime sex

>>45648593
Puffball girls are super thicc, but really light. You can have a 2m tall one with huge T&A sit on your lap with no problem.

>>45648602

>>45648602
>>45648613
Fuck off mick

I need a kiki that knows how to make a good chicken Sandwich.
And hotwings.
Because god do I not know how to fry.

>>45648046
>Fluff phase
Unless you're doing something MGE adjacent or not at all related to Cross' IP you might as well expect negative feedback if you do edgy shit.

>>45648637
I can make edgy mge shit if I want to.

>>45648633
Don't trust a thin kiki with your fried foods. You gotta get one that looks like this.

>>45648646
God, imagine the jiggles and wiggles that body would make.

>>45648644
Do it with a Cursed Sword who is also edgy AF. Cursed Swords are good girls and deserve more love.

>>45648646
This is true, its how you know she tries her own cooking.

>>45648644
You can do whatever you want but don't cock slap the mouse trap and cry foul when its metal jaw snaps shut on you.

>>45648682
Hey, somebody's gotta protect those mice.

Threadly reminder to bully lilims (but not too much, there's a science to this sort of thing!)

>>45648682
This reminds me I really need to bring the hellhound back. I can do that.

>>45648649
>Miss Kiki bounces her hips from side-to-side as she fishes her chicken wings out of the frying oil and quietly sings little made-up songs about making food for Mastah.
>Her head bobs in time with her impromptu song.
>Then she places the wings on paper towels for a few moments while she grabs her homemade wing sauce from the fridge
>You get to watch her whole body jiggle as she tosses the wings and sauce in a big metal bowl--she's very showy about it, and she blushes mightily as she does so.
>She continues to sing quietly to herself as she daintily picks out the wings with a set of tongs and plates them for you.
>Bringing them to you with some crudite and a dipping sauce, she finds a a way to press her breasts together under her arms while putting the plate in front of you.
>"Careful, Mastah! The sauce is very spicy. Please let Miss Kiki know if you need any... milk... for your meal."

>>45648694
I will never bully Lims. Instead, I will gently tease them. Whether I have one or two, they will be gently teased every morning and day and night. But no bully. That is mean.

>>45648701
My thinking was more along the lines of sex but I guess that works. Minus the whole milk thing. I'm not into that.

which mg can help me keep my blood sugar low?

>>45648716
Greenworm to eat all your food before you ever can

>>45648716
This one.

>>45648709
You will be punished with gentle mindbreaking by kisses.

>tfw your wife is a living whetstone
>and other wife is a cursed sword
>foreplay is you taking the sword and using the whetstone to bring the swrd to a razor sharp edge
>All the while sexy music plays in the background as you slowly sharpen the sword, inch by inch
>With some extra nice oil, bringing that edge to a mirror polish
>And u end it by oiling the blade up

>>45648694
Lilims deserve bullying

>>45648734
That's hardly a punishment. The only thing that any Lim could ever mete out is to deny me her snugs. But no Lim would do so because that would mean giving up my snugs. And so I will be unpunished.

>>45648714
Eventually it'd be a jiggly kiki body pressed against Mastah (sexually) kind of thing, but she's a Kiki--she's going to keep flirting with him until he is willing to set aside her homemade chicken wings and sweetly kiss her on the lips while saying, "Thank you, these wings are delicious."
Only for that tiny, tiny slide into inappropriate employer-employee behavior to immediately spiral into eager, sloppy making out, groping, and missionary position sex in with handholding, eye contact, and Mastah demanding Miss Kiki "Get Pregnant!"

But it's gotta build up to that. Miss Kiki plays the long game.

>>45648741
I would watch this as ASMR and as porn.

>>45648746
>That's hardly a punishment
that's the point

>>45648746
you will receive 1 less waffle on waffle day

>>45648749
And now an idea bursts into mind of a young master and his faithful chubby, slightly older servants. Thank you, Anon.

>>45648693
Mice are nice but I’d be afraid of how prolific of breeders they are. Guarantee they have a higher rate of twins and triplets than other Mamono.

>>45648766
I mean. Come on anon.
We know the population is kept down.

>>45648753
>sword moaning with each inch that is getting sharpened, the whetstone making more "oil" as she gets turned on
>Anon is talking dirty to both of them while making sure he is precise in his every moment
>When anon puts a burr on the sword edge, the cursed sword orgasms and the best and final one is when the edge has mirror polish and can easily shave someone
I would too

>>45648768
Kept down by what?

>>45648781
Don't worry your little mouse head about it.
*pat pat*

>>45648781

>>45648815
This is so adorable.

Need bunny wife.

Heir to a noble family comes of age which sees him and his loyal servants moving into a new estate that's been set aside for him to manage. He does his Mastah things with his servants while his parents arrange a marriage with a human girl. He marries her and after she gives birth to a son, she willingly monsterizes into an undead with the help of the Mastah's mother. Then he officially marries his servants. Just as his father did, his grandfather did, his great grandfather did and so on.

Decent story idea?

>>45648826
Me too, Anon. Me too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTeq4HgMGrU

>>45648915
FAT

>>45648915
That's a big tail. How often do you think her shower drain gets clogged? Weekly?

>>45648937
but hes being a good boy and shoveling snow

>>45648959
She's probably just going to grab him in her big gote arms and cuddle him. Note that she doesn't have a sack with her and she's got a bell on (it's between her boobies!), so she's not even being sneaky here. It's just that she's about to snuggle and Anon's busy shoveling.

>>45648957
Wait, that's no birb!
That's just a girl with fluffy hands!
What kinda birb would put her wings in SLEEVES?
Dumb girl.

>>45648959
Yeah, but he lost a "you laugh, you go to hell" challenge on MonTube.

>>45648937
Krampus forgot her man-snatching sack?

>>45648980
and her tiny jacket is ineffective for sweaternapping. truly a sad tale

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't let a phantom learn about metal gear.
You're going to be hearing quotes as she talks about Hideous Kojumbo's madness.

>>45648535
Well aside from learning to cook, taking from on dates,etc, I want to pamper her; a full spa day. Massaging her back, shoulders and scalp. Spending lots of time attending to her hair; with shampoo and conditioner as well as lots of brushing of course. And we can't forget skincare and a manicure too.

I will fuck the creator goddess.

>>45649025
she retired a while ago though

鬼

>>45649031
That won't stop me.

Holy shit, how come no one told me about the new mge kiki doujin that dropped last week?!

ded

since it's ded don't forget the best undead
give your blood to the greatest girl today!

The corruption aspect of MGE is my favorite part. Imagine having a monster wife who desperately wants sons in the family so she helps you build a harem of human women that monsterize after they each give you a son. Bonus points if she's a haughty Ojou obsessed with expanding the bloodline so you're constantly picking up human girls to breed sons into before they get monsterized and take up a specific role in the household.

>start with Ojou Wight
>first wife becomes a Kiki because we need a maid
>second wife becomes a Kej because the wives want an expert of hair styles
>third wife becomes a Troll because the flower garden could really do with some extra oomph
>fourth wife becomes a Werewolf because the wives are concerned their husband needs protection
>so on and so forth until there's over two dozen wives, as many sons and twice as many daughters
>Ojou Wight still demands that the family expand

Hot as hell.

>>45649144
She's too quick to get her with the garlic

>tfw big fat sweaty oni wife with bush
sadge

>>45649166
oni sweat should smell like flavored soju based on their color, imo

I like MGE because I can have actual safe harem-based incest with my monster sister and monster mom and monster aunts and monster daughters and monster nieces.

>>45649236
>sweet home alabama

kiki

>>45649173
i desire the big fat sweaty oni rape
and the soju scent makes it better

>>45649236
>Anon commissions a portrait of his 'family'
>Reeetard reees that it's AI-crap
>Anon laughs and Nopes
>his inbred daughterfus really do have 6 fingers

Ydy, BillyBobAnon.

>>45649050
Is that the safe word?
I don't know how to pronounce that.

>>45649302
kleaning

>love both sides of your Kiki

>900 lbs and 40' of hebi are now descending upon your location
Yes, that's just one hebi.

>>45649376
that sounds like a big hebi, hopefully we don't attract her sister Big hebi

>>45649414
>big hebi is a white wurm

>>45649417
>wurm raised by hebi
scary...

>>45649414
A long, thick tail to keep you warm on cold nights and to keep your safe from any whore that may attempt to snatch you away for her!

I'm almost done with my big Lim story. One shots are helping to clear my head. After I finish it, I have a couple ideas for another big story. What sounds more fun?

>Superhero fiction meets D&D style fantasy meets noir detective fiction involving a former Inquisitor, a series of strange murders and a new drug on the streets (harem; Phantom, Ratatoskr, Dhampir, Demon, Salamander)
>Tank crew gets yoinked into the Mamono World and is slowly picked off by their wives as they struggle to find their way home (six smaller stories in one; Cupid, Hellhound, Ogre, Gremlin, Living Armor/Automaton)
>Park Ranger gets tasked with arresting some delinquent canines causing trouble in his state park, ends up in control of the pack and puts them to work in the Park Service (harem; Kobold, Werewolf, Hellhound, Anubis)
>Teacher gets into all sorts of shenanigans trying to keep a horny Baphomet out of the elementary school that he works at because she keeps trying to seduce him and convert the female teachers into Sabbathites
>Horny man gets into all sorts of shenanigans while trying to get an Ushi Oni who was raised by a Ryu and Ochimusha to give in to her dark urges and stop trying to properly court him already
>Young Master is sent off to take over a new plot of land his family purchased and heads out with his three most loyal servants (harem; Kikimora, Anubis, Jinko)
>Man gets claimed by a Phoenix who he learns is on a journey to find her favorite french fry shop in the world which means they both are on a journey

Not going to pump it out, just curious what people might be interested in seeing out of these. Probably go back and format my one shots a bit so they're "cleaner" first.

Wood Elves are dorks

>>45649505
Who chopped off her ear?

>2 minutes into Hebi and Chill and she's already naming the 147 kids we're going to have together

>>45649514
Only 147?

>>45649518
I think she was trying not to overwhelm me.

>>45649514
>Hebi and Chill
Wonder what's that like...

>>45649530
Comfy, lewd, terrifying, and fulfilling all at the same time.

>>45649531
>Comfy
yes
>lewd
Yes
>terrifying
YES
>fullfilling
>YEEEESSSS....

>>45649375
>be Anon
>relaxing at home with a kiki-made koffee
>door gets kicked in
>a horde of Onis raiding for gold and single Anons
>Anon's quiet little Kiki karries him over her shoulder and runs into the kitchen
>barrikades the door
>Orcs start battering it down
>Kiki races to the dishwasher, hits the buttons in a kode pattern
>it's full of weaponry neatly on slide-out rakking
>Kiki kocks her Benelli M4
>Anon: Whatthefukk?
>Kiki: "Silly Mashtah, why would a kitchen have a dishwasher when you have a Kiki?"
>she starts kutting demon-silver slug holes in the door and adjacent walls
>kalling slavik obscenities as Onis skream and depart
>klears the shotgun and starts sweeping up splintered wood and plaster
>"Would Mashtah like a fresh koffee?"

It's always the quiet ones.
Never ask about your Kiki's history.

Which MGs would be like this? How would you react to your wife doing this?

Which MGs would be like this? How would you react to your wife doing this?

>>45649571
greenworm
she would throw salt at those terrible human woman

>>45649583
The Evil Devouring Mean Green, Banned from the Olive Garden in three states, the bane of vegetable farmers. The humble farmers weep at her approach. Simply don't leave your veggies out looking all submissive and edible.

>>45649571
Basically all of them.
Some would be more polite or diplomatic about it, but still the same.
Except Bicorns.

>>45649571
It's always the smallest doggos that make the most snapping snarling noise.
Big mamonos aren't going to be as worried that some 3D would be dumb enough to try stealing their Anon, in public at least.

>>45647145
I wish I was a Subnautica guy

I'm gonna go to the smoke store of a Wonderworm who's a hash purist and ask her if she sells vapes and vape juice just to piss her off.

>>45647461
>accept a fatty fox into my heart
>heart attack from the lard
>she fucks me, mamano mana fixes it.
scared me for a moment, those endless tofu nights are no joke.

>>45649667
I will tell that worm to give me the best hash
wonder how much wonderworm is wonderwurm

>deliberately cheating on your shirohebi wife

>>45649690
In Zipangu it is rarely deliberate. Usually a smoke hobo shows up one day and suddenly the Hebi has to deal with half a dozen other wives.

>>45649698
Immigrant shirohebi then.

>>45649151
>S-SHE’S FAST…

>>45649571
>passing Hellhound slaps your ass
>"you're a fuckable piece of meat, boy"
>smol pomeranian kobold gf she didn't even notice flips her shit and starts threatening her
>heckwan is all "wow calm down lil nigga, s-sorry"

>>45648535
I never had a wife, or a gf, so I don't know what I should be doing for one. Uhh, i guess i'll look for a better paying job with less work hours so we have more time for things to do together. Though in the ideal scenario i won't need to work after the monstergirls uplift our world.

>>45649458
I vote for the tank crew, but only because i like tanks and GuP and the russian T-34 movie, but it might get too militarywank for most of the thread anons.
Second vote on kiki+anubis+jinko story. Three best girls in one harem, what else does a man need, really?

>This is the story of a man named Anon. Anon worked for Tanuki Corp as employee number 427. All day, every day, he would push buttons on his keyboard. Some might have considered it soul-crushing, but Anon was happy, as if he had been made specifically for the job.
>Then one day, something remarkable happened. Anon noticed, that all of his coworkers were gone. Perhaps they were in the meeting room, and anon had simply missed a memo...
The Stanley Parable, but with a Phantom as The Narrator. Would you follow her story or mess it up just for fun?

>>45649892
I will make the Phantom very upset.

>>45649144
Small note, that's actually a dude

>>45649375
You need to be at least two to manage a machine gun nest, I will shoot and she will reload.

>>45649458
The young master one seems neat, imo

>>45649690
>deliberately not cheating on your Bicorn waifu

>be Anon
>meet other interested single mamonos
>take them out for coffee, to lunch, a walk in the park, sometimes a movie
>chat, laugh, have a great time, they're definitely into Anon, especially with the Bicorn boosted mana marker
>go home to your waifu... alone and sexually unsatisfied
>'sorry honey, it didn't work out, they said no'
>she's disappointed but supportive, 'never say die', she just has to boost Anon's confidence, buys Anon a new suit, fancy cologne - eventually Anon will strike lucky and be able to come home stinking of some dirty cheating mamono.
>
>and all along Anon knows how much he's hurting her with his lies

>>45650035
>dirty cheating mamono
ummmm, I sure do hope that does not imply what I think it does

>>45650035
>bicorn wants to build a harem forher husband
>retard: haha that means ntr cheating cuckoldry

Mental illnessu

Remember - adopting the cute puppy is a years-long responsibility, she won't be the lil' pupper for long.

>>45650046
>>45650073
If Anon only wants to be monogamous with his Bicorn-waifu, it's 'dirty' and 'cheating' even just to be going out picking up other second-wives.
I'm just flipping the whole scenario 180*.

>>45649849
I'd also vote for Anon-und-Panzer.
There's at least one Tard here who spazzed out at one A03 story just having a 'border guard' in it, so you'll get some noise, but fuck them, go for it.

>>45650147
She sure is looking at me intently

New monster Man-eater (Saccophyte) is now out on patreon, if you're subscribed.

>>45650318
Doomerbros, not like this! Ne'er has such a thing happened to the Emerald Isles!

>>45650318
So another few months until its fully released.

>>45650073
Funny, go back about 2-3years and even just mentioning the existence of a Bicorn caused the whole thread to go into a full 'ntr' meltdown.
Now its cheating if Anon doesn't harem them all like pokemons.

>>45650318
What happens if she Phytes Anon's sacc?

>>45649557
>Benelli M4
Not using the Kikilashnikov

Pls legalize Yuri in MGC so I can safely fap to lesbians.

>>45650437
You didn't even bother to find a monster girl image, fuck off.

My wife

>>45650443
>Mfw I looked at the image and even started doing the legwork for it, imagining it as a scene of a younger demon sexually pressuring her older alice sister to make a move on anon so she can finally get in on it.
Still, lazy faggot should have at least added ms paint ears/horns/tails

Please don't let the hags find me

>>45649557
>be Anon
>tuesday morning in Anon and his Rata waifu's little coffee-shop
>the local Kiki maidos are having their weekly coffee catch-up after going to the Market early
>delivering the coffees and small cakes
>they're chatting and giggling, just maido-stuff
>'clearing the room'
>'slicing the pie'
>'sweeping the corridor'
>'bagging up the greens'
>'taking out the trash'
>Anon puts the cups down on the table
>it's covered in building plans and surveillance pictures of some bunch of shady Mofuzuka
>Anon just puts the cakes down and backs away slowly...

Monster's won't find me if I hide under the bed.

>>45650486
Yeah man, under the bed. Totally.

>>45650467
Hags are extremely sensitive towards nervousness. They smell it in the air like a shark does blood in the water.

>>45650467
>>45650486
Manufactured for bogey

>>45650486
Ittan-momen says: 'It's a Rule: the Bad monsters can't get you if you're completely covered by the blanket.

>>45650523
I will always remember that Japanese horror taught me better, ghosts can spawn under the covers

>>45650518
>sweater bogey for max soft damage stacking
Once again, who balanced this?

>>45650530
Damn japanese ghosts and their ultrasoft bodies

Yo, Anonyama! Whacha doin' for New Years? No dogs in town all weekend, the streets are ours!

>>45650550
New year ARAM

>>45650543
GHOST BLOWJOB UOOOOHHHH

>>45649690
You deserve incineration.

>>45650318
>Talk about slowing down production so MGE will become more niche
>Start making more profiles instead
At this point I assume he stopped trying to make the game and actually focused on profiles like people have been scramming at him to do all this time. Still funny tho.

>>45650634
She's a model and she's looking good

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Taisui
Taisui's public now too. Shortstack venus flytrap should be next.

>>45650704
Apart from the obvious Bicorns and Nuris, Hebis are probably the easiest mamonos to actually cheat on.
>She already goes crazy jealous over every mamono even near Anon, so Anon is used to continually denying he's fucking them, so eventually if Anon does fuck one of them, its just the same as all her other paranoid accusations, so Anon is just going to deny it as usual and by this point she's almost gaslighting herself by all the other accusations being proven incorrect.

>>45650767
The fact is that I just can't figure this one out

>>45649458
>Horny man gets into all sorts of shenanigans while trying to get an Ushi Oni who was raised by a Ryu and Ochimusha to give in to her dark urges and stop trying to properly court him already
This one by a landslide. I love Ushis and I love gap moe.

>>45650776
>She gaslights herself so hard she still doesn't think anon is cheating on her even when she walks in on him fucking his Pyrow "friend"

Gonna send pics to my wife when I'm out cheating on her.
Sure, she's a bicorn and she was the one that set up the date, but it still counts

>>45650767
I'm going to write a Taisui story and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me!

>>45649690
>>45650776
I hate this idea--Shirohebis are good, albeit nervous, girls. They don't deserve this kind of crappy Anon.

>>45650999
This but anon just try to start shit with his stupid idea

>>45651056
>Anon tries to start shit online.
>Many (you)s.
>GREAT SUCCESS!
>Irritated Gremlins track him down and pass his address off to the one force that can stop him.
>Anon gets his own harem, all perfectly suited to his behavior.

Hehe, I'm gonna cheat on my Gremlin GF!
>proceeds to 'cheat' against her in a fighting game by spamming cheesy moves until she gets mad and ragequits and starts seething about using console controllers in these things

I've been cheating on my slime wife for a while now. Part of me feels like I'm absolute human trash, but I just can't help myself, it feels too good. Just the other night I came home from work, pretending I was too tired to fuck because I was worn out from work, but in reality I just spent the entire bus ride home bouncing this tight office worker slime's ass in my lap. Fuck she was tight, shits so cash. My wife works at home, but contrary to what you'd think she's actually flat out, so we actually get a maid. Now let me tell you, there's literally nothing like fucking the maid right in her slimy wet pussy againt the very wall your wife has to work just on the other side of. Thank fuck she wears headphones for her meetings.

Fuck, I can't even resist these bratty jk slimes, one of them got evidence of my fucking the neighbour slime and now I have to 'work back late' every other Friday afternoon while they all take turns.

I hate it, and it breaks my heart thinking about how my wife would feel if she ever knew, but for some reason she seems almost too oblivious to it. then there's the uncanny fact that I seem to be a total slime pussy magnet. Not to be racist with the 'arr rook same' meme, but they are all eerily familiar to be honest.

>>45651154
I was about to tell you to fuck off but I took the time to finish reading the post and I get it I get the meme

>>45650767
>The MGE Wiki and MGR have received special permission to post this profile ahead of its release on Kenkou Cross' main website, it is not permitted to be posted elsewhere.
The fuck, it feels like there's more effort put into coming up with weird exclusivity clauses than into MGE itself

>>45651178
I actually think it's the second or third time I've joked about sleeping around on Queen Slimes or Doppel gangers. Ordinarily they're not even that high on my tier list, I guess some part of me just really likes shape shifters/cloners.

Thinking about it this way, the fact that smoke hobo's whole shtick wasn't smoke clones is kinda a let down.

>>45648013
Sakya keeps her well fed.

Hanging out with the boys in MGE sounds cool too. Escaping the clutches of the wives in order to hide somewhere and play vidya together. Everyone silently dreading the sheer bedbreaking sex that they willl be subject to when their wife finds them again. Good times.

Lets say you like fucking your Living Armor wife in her armour. How much armour can you take off her before her body de-materialises? Do you just have to forever leave the boots and helm on?

>New girl released
I can't pick between the plants

does the ship of theseus apply to living armours

>>45650767
>shortstack venus flytrap
>>shortstack
fuck's sake

>>45650709
At least the paywall stupidity has been sorted out and we're getting new content, but not admitting that the game is dead is a scummy move IMO.
There's probably people still subscribed to patreon hoping that they are funding the RPG