/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hey

why don't you kill yourself

Kill Yourself And Be Set Free.

But if I was dead, it wouldn't hurt any more.

Oh, there you are! Really, it's about time you did it. We were waiting for you for so long!

I'm truly loving life despite being a 26 year old virgin with no friends.

So either I have reached some sort of nerd Nirvana or I have finally gone insane.

I just noticed that the geocities fansite about Mewtwo and Ai is dead. ;_;

>>4563062
Argh.

>>4563062
I am in tears

Well isn't that just sweet. What an adorable and uplifting post! I hope Otaku Culture follows example.

>>4563050
>>4563055
>>4563057
>>4563062

STOP IT
STOP ITTT

Op, I hope you realized your post backfired.

It's more wonderful than unlife, sure.

>>4563062
Man, if only. If only ;_;

>>4563075
Don't be sad. My dad used to tell me a bedtime story. That when Pokemon are sad, and they cry, their tears are filled with life!

>>4563091

You just reminded me of Angel Beats. I resent that.

I'm alive because at the age of nineteen I realised that life was far more horrible than death, and, given the extent that I destested myself I would force myself to live as an act of suffering. Subsequently I've modified this to allow for suicide after the age of 85, but only if I'm not in pain, or agony.

Fifteen years later, feels bad man, just as planned.

>>4563043
Not that you would know.
>>4563101
Pokemon do not exist kid, they're an illusion from your sick agonizing mind.
>>4563062
brb, jumping from a window...

>>4563063

Hey zun!bar, I have formulated a conspiracy theory about you and I want to hear your opinion on it.

http://www.youtube.com/user/extension555

Is it you playing guitar in these videos? I've come to this hypothesis based on several observations:

His taste in video game and anime music seems to be pretty similar to yours. I specifically remember you mentioning that your favourite anime were Simoun and Yamibou, and this guy played a Simoun song on the guitar. He last signed into youtube at around the same time your Zunbar youtube account was created.

You also said at some point that you play a cheap american NEET guitar (or something similar). The guy in these videos plays a pretty cheap Dean guitar. Your vibrato also sounds a little similar to his, though that could just be my own delusions

Furthermore, googling "extension555" leads to a forum profile of a 26 year old male with Hazuki from yamibou in the avatar. Coincidence?

>>4563150
creepy ass stalker

>>4563150

The only thing I want to know is his first name. It's probably Brian or something.

>>4563185

This is eating away at me. There's coincidence and there's pattern recognition. I'm not crazy!!

>>4563150
Why do you care bro?

It'll only hurt a little, at first, but afterward, you'll be free!

>>4563214

I want RESOLUTION to my internet detective saga

>>4563106
Now I am also reminded of Angel Beats. Thanks Anon.

>>4563150
That's not me. I don't play guitar that poorly.

>>4563062
Goddammit.

If only it were true.

>>4563228

Well that sure is disappointing. Everything fit into place so perfectly too.

>>4563062
I don't get it, please explain.

>>4563321
Go back to /a/ because you haven't been on 4chan long enough to know.

>>4563321

They are greeting you on the other side after you committed suicide

>>4563337
Why is Suika there? Is she dead too?

>>4563043
D:

I would kill myself if I could make that my family forget about me, goddamn, I don't know how they can love a piece of shit like me ;_;

>>4563362

Why don't you get off your ass and make your family proud? Justify your family's love for you.

It's not impossible, Anonymous. You just have to work hard for it.

>>4563321
aw fuck, are you fucking retarded or what?

>>4563362
It's bad, huh? Especially on days like Christmas or your birthday, huh? When you hope they don't buy you anything, or if they feel obliged, just socks, but they always seem to show up with a gift that you know they worked hard to get for you. Something they put their sweat and tears into for you, just to make you happy. Just to make you smile again.

>>4563382
I understood that the post had something to do with death, I just didn't understand why Suika was in the picture.

>>4563381
Pic unrelated.

you... you did that just to meet me?!

>>4563350
I lol'd

>>4563404

Perhaps our friend Battler also has to deal with this problem.

>>4563350
>>4563406

If you played SWR, Suika spends plenty of time up in Heaven.

>>4563397
motherfucker

>>4563215
>>4563215
Source?

>>4563403
dem delicate legs

I find it very difficult to be happy.
I don't remember being really happy ever once in my life.
I'm born with a lot of health conditions, especially skin conditions. I have always been rejected by the other kids because of my appereance (not fat, but because my skin looks horrible).
I managed to make a few friends despite all that so I know there are bros everywhere.
But of course I never got any interest from the girls and now that I'm older it's even worse : my skin becomes worse with age.
One of my dream as a kid was to have a happy family by marrying a woman who would love me for who I am and have kids.
Of course I have given hope on it a long time ago, but then I wonder, why did I get born ? To play japanese games, watch anime, read manga and post on /jp/ all day everyday ?
I should've never been born.

I'm pretty happy actually.

Was constructive in many ways today(painted basement, filled out appications, did school stuff)
and I won a game tournament.

>>4563055
since when were those angels girls? That weird highschool manga with gunshinji?

>>4565193
>filled out appications, did school stuff
Get out, normalfag.

>painted basement
This is a fine activity, though. You should have stopped there.