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What are you buying today?

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>> No.45618088

>>45618069
>yeah can i get some uhhhhh fucking meth

>> No.45618093

>>45618069
New socks. I keep wearing holes into mine

>> No.45618100
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>>45618069
Boog thread. Post your favorite boogs.

>> No.45618115

>>45618093
I hope an arachne can make comfy, warm socks.

>> No.45618123
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>>45618100
>45618100

>> No.45618125

post about shitposting on 4mon

>> No.45618131

>>45618100
I want huntsman spider gf

>> No.45618140

Reminder to NEVER fall for Lilim propaganda! Call it out wherever it may be! Don't let your nice, clean neighborhood become a Mamono Realm!

>> No.45618141
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I love my lich wife!

>> No.45618149

>>45618069
a new heart since one of you stole mine

>> No.45618158

>>45618141
jesus, look at that undead caboose

>> No.45618191

>>45618141
I wish my ass were that fat.

>> No.45618195

>>45618141
ride wife
life good

>> No.45618217 [DELETED] 

>>45618069
Ink, parchment, and a shovel.

I'm gonna make a Jiangshi.

>> No.45618220
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>>45618141
How do undeads get such fat asses?

>> No.45618231

>>45618220
It's like her hands are going super sayian.

>> No.45618252

>>45618220
Slow metabolism. That's why they're cold.

>> No.45618282

>>45618141
I noticed you've started to post here a lot more as of late, how come?

>> No.45618290

There is nothing more traditional than being drained dry every night by your vampire wife and her sister.

>> No.45618315

>>45618290
What about being drained dry by your adoptive vampire mother and her daughter (who will eventually become your wife)?

>> No.45618319
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>bleh

>> No.45618325

>>45618315
>adoptive
if you are going with the mommy shit you might as well follow through with it anon.

>> No.45618331

>>45618315
>adoptive
Don't pussy out now.

>> No.45618336

>>45618325
But then you'd be cucking your father and that's a no-no

>> No.45618339

>>45618069
A lasso, so I can capture a kirin when they are discovered.

>> No.45618345

>>45618336
its not ntr if you're both double teaming her.

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>> No.45618389

>>45618356
Oh no, black lipstick! Yet another one of my many weaknesses!

>> No.45618402

>>45618356
Krampus shota trafficking business is not moral

>> No.45618404

>>45618389
Gonna smear your body and every hole.

>> No.45618451

>>45618356
I was reading the profile for the Krampus recently, and KC took the troat goat saying too literally. Not that i'm complaining.

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Boxing day - get back in the cubicle and work.

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>> No.45618700

>>45618694
No. I will NOT go to work until halfway through January
And by work I mean university

>> No.45618702

>>45618345
family bonding!

>> No.45618704

>>45618613
Need several succubus wives

>> No.45618715
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>>45618069
Spicy hebis

>> No.45618740

>>45618694
she can edit my virginity

>> No.45618741

Hit a wall on my Lim story. Think I'm going to knock out one or two small stories before coming back to finish the Lim. Only have a bit more left but I refuse to post the story until it's complete.

>Ocelomeh seduces her crush, their school's 1st baseman on the baseball team, with 5 dollar all you can eat tacos
>Social worker has to find homes for four orphaned girls who recently monsterized and meets a more than willing Echidna
>Ushi Oni raised by a Ryu and Ochimusha sets out to properly court a man who wants to be raped hard, hijinks ensue
>park ranger working at Big Bone Lick state park has to arrest some delinquent canine girls because they've been stealing picnic baskets and bullying human girls (Kobold, Werewolf, Anubis, Hellhound)
>College student goes to the grocery store to buy food and gets chewed out by his Troll neighbor and classmate for his poor dietary choices
>Paramedic responds to calls about a strange snake woman (Ryu) who just fell out of the sky as strange portals open across the world and world leaders reveal their wives are all monster girls
>Streamer calls out a particularly needy for causing problems and gives him a temporary ban only to learn that SHE won't take no for an answer (Hebi)

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>>45618694
Not yet.

>> No.45618749

>>45618741
troll story

>> No.45618761

>>45618741
Troll seems nice, but the Ocelomeh one feels like it could be really funny ngl

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>> No.45618790

>>45618741
The Echidna one would be my pick. Sounds very sweet.

>> No.45618792

>>45618749
>>45618761
Gonna do Troll and Ocelomeh. If anyone likes any of the others, speak up within the next twenty minutes or you'll have to wait for me to come back to my idea list after I finish my Lim story.

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>>45618100
Turkish monster girls

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>> No.45618861

>>45618817
>oremor nhoj, em llik tsum uoy emag eht niw ot

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>>45618100

>> No.45618894

>>45618871
A very underappreciated choice. What makes you like her over the other arthropod girls?

>> No.45618898

>>45618817
Mam, stop trying to get me to fuck you, I'm just here for the gear an XP

>> No.45618918

>>45618894
i like big meaty claws

>> No.45618937

>>45618871
Creepy.

>> No.45618956
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>> No.45618972

>>45618918
>meaty
I wouldn't describe her claws as meaty, with how hard their shell is.

>> No.45619022

Anons who keep mispelling "mamono" as "mamano" deserve Ms. Haku correction

>> No.45619026

>>45619022
Mamayes

>> No.45619044
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>>45619022
>deserve
What about my needs, what about my wants, what about my desire to have a fox mamano wife. Ms Haku is ill equiped to deal with that.I think my Zipangu history teacher Ms Inari would be a better choice.

>> No.45619053

Is it just me or the current 4chan is crap? All black, arent automatically taken to replys when you post to see them. Replying to any post takes you all way to the reply box on top rather than just opening the reply window on top.

>> No.45619056

>>45619053
Sounds like a (You) issue. None of that happens to me.

>> No.45619058

>>45619053
>All black
It's Christmas.
>Replying to any post takes you all way to the reply box on top rather than just opening the reply window on top
Works on my machine.

>> No.45619075

>>45619053
The only problem I have with the site is that it stopped caching after the 4channel.org domain died.

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>> No.45619155 [DELETED] 

The varghulf is nice but I already have 1 in resin. I just hope that new knights cost less 50€. At least we have more ghouls with boobs

>> No.45619171

>>45618741
#1 or 2!

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>> No.45619232

>>45618356
Nooo I want to stay with Krampus!

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Miss vampire has cornered you, what will you do?

>> No.45619242

>>45618871
She looks like she'd be willing to try eat you.

>> No.45619250
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>> No.45619256

>>45619241
Tell her she's still a dork and that her Minecraft server is lame.

>> No.45619258

i'd be the type of man to sell adventurers living weapons for low prices but i'd ask them about their personality and what type woman they like. then select the correct weapon and give them instructions on how to treat the weapon (which is what to do to turn them on and tease them while you clean and maintain the weapon) Also gonna have my many identical twins roam around the various dungeon towns

>> No.45619273

>>45619241
tell her sword looking flat and the tips needs to be a spearpoint, would make it swing with much more ease

>> No.45619281

>>45619258
You, sir, are doing the DL's work.

>> No.45619293

>>45619241
That's some guy's waifu. Wouldn't be fair to flirt with her.

>> No.45619297

>>45619256
Now that’s just rude.

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>> No.45619317

>>45619241
dorkpire
lmao

>> No.45619321

>>45619281
i'd name my shops
anon's weapon partnering shack
the one place to find that perfect one or the rest of our life

>> No.45619335
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>>45619303

>> No.45619367

Whatever you do, don't go in as a healer.

>> No.45619370

>>261073533
fine you twisted me arm ill watch your meme anime

>> No.45619376

>>45619370
Are you going to post this exact same response in every thread now? For what purpose?

>> No.45619475

>>45619376
That's just how we will roll here
I miss the anon who waaifued the fox shiki.

>> No.45619487

>>45619258
this why you should always be careful with your weapon and make sure its well maintained

>> No.45619494

>>45619321
What weapon would you suggest for a newbie hero that wants to speck into magic and swordsmanship?

>> No.45619541

>>45619335
>When you stay in the sun too long.

>> No.45619560

>>45618141
Not enough exercise, too much time spent sitting on her fatt butt in the lab doing research.

>> No.45619577

>>45619376
if I don't who will? you?

>> No.45619583

>>45619494
arming sword that can act like a stave
would recommend an arming sword with buckler combo
low low price of 30 copper coins
pay now and I give out a free begginer magic sword manual, simple swordplays with sword and buckler, and simple spells for offense like magic lance, magic floating sword v1 and magic push, defense like strengthen block, dispel magic, and flashbang, and finally buffs and debuffs, hasten, sharpen sword, and slow.
Arming sword and buckler are a pair
Sword is curvy yet creepy mage knight girl, has thick curly hair.
Buckler is more genki and bright knight girl, is shortstack has twintails

>> No.45619590

Graphic description of what would happen after portals opened:

https://streamable.com/a1yfqe

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>> No.45619620

>>45619258
I WANT POLEAXE
GIVE ME POLEAXE
boar/winged spear would also work please

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>>45619258
This man is going to give people cursed weapons.

>> No.45619647

>>45619583
I'm sold! Have any accesories for weapon maintenance?

>> No.45619655

>>45619620
are you man enough for the poleaxe tho?
could you grab her by her horns when you s lay her?
also axe/point/hammer or hammer/point/point?

>> No.45619678

>>45619647
i have special oil so they don't rust, don't mind if they make oil on their own
also have cute scabbards for the sword
so u got three options the maid, the villager, and the noble. the maid is the cheapest option, will make swordgirl wear maid outfit, the other two gives a typical npc villager outfit and typical npc noble woman outfit.

>> No.45619682

>>45619655
>are you man enough-
YES
MY BODY IS READY FOR LA HACHE
axe, hammer, point please
also if you could recommend a sidearm in the "long knife" category to go along with her that would be great, thank you

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>> No.45619701

>>45619590
I already listen to asmr.

>> No.45619705

Is mamonos love me why won't they visit me

>> No.45619710

>>45619705
They don't.

>> No.45619722
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You wouldn't help an evil Monster Girl (dork) conquer the world, would you?

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>>45619722
She lost to cock and now we're going to make me the new emperor and kill all knife ears.
Except the dark ones, those are okay.

>> No.45619733

Has anyone figured out a foolproof way to figure out if someone is a kitsune-tsuki yet? I'm starting to doubt just how human the girl I like is...

>> No.45619744

>>45619733
You spot a part of her disguise that is wrong and then she disappears forever.

>> No.45619747

>>45619682
so your poleaxe will be a bovine knight girl, makes a mean steak. strong yet still needs you. rather calm with her words but can make everyone listen when she speaks with force
and a small brugel messer
she is a troublemaker, short, likes drinking, will get put in her place by you, her, or the both of you.

>> No.45619757

>>45619258
Do you got any guns for sale? I know you're selling swords but i was just checking. I like sniper rifle like girls that act distant but actually need a lot of maintenance and daily rubbing to keep in tip top shape, though I wouldn't mind a more traditional kuudere Mosin Nagant either, tough and caring but won't break from a bit of rough use. Also you can add the bayonet to the Mosin and it's like a spear, which is kinda sword like i guess?

>> No.45619758

>>45619678
I do love a well oiled cursed sword.
I'll take the noblewoman scabbard. Seems like the most fitting.
Scabbards changing the swords' clothes is a genious idea.

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>>45619722
She's weak to kisses and affection.

>> No.45619773

>>45619722
Of course not! Not for free at least

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>> No.45619815

>>45619760
You can't just kiss her. You have to match her energy and shout some goofy attack name first

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I hope Anon knows that Red Slimes are a lot tougher than the blue ones.

Na, I'm sure he won't underestimate them...

>> No.45619831

>>45619757
thats a bit extra but an old yet completely stock Mosin Nagant with her bayonet
she will not say a thing but she will be rather near to you and poke you and mess with you

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>>45619810

>> No.45619878

What would be the most dangerous slime material?

>> No.45619881

>>45619878
Mercury

>> No.45619896

>>45619878
tar

>> No.45619897

>>45619878
Slime waifu who has absorbed so many years of Anon's coom she's almost a marshmallow.

>> No.45619907

>>45619897
Ah yes.
The hugger.

>> No.45619911

>>45619878
Corium

>> No.45619915

>>45619878
Monmusu's canon that slimes who absorb too many man-made pollutants go into a Toxic-Slime rampage srare.

>> No.45619922

>>45619878
neutronium

>> No.45619925

>>45619915
It's a good concept.

>> No.45619931

>>45619878
cinnabar

>> No.45619938

>>45619701
Is there any ASMR on day of portals?

>> No.45619941

>>45619878
Asbestos.

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>> No.45619952

>>45619590
Why are girls there so pissed off? Its not like they were going to date any of those guys anyway.

>> No.45619958

>>45619241
Hfw Anon pushes her down and uses minced garlic as anal-lube...
...after a week to recover she returns carrying a fresh jar.

>> No.45619962

>>45619952
As we know, all unattractive men deserve death in the eyes of women.
This cartoon knew and tried to warn you.

>> No.45620046

>>45619958
After about six weeks of this routine Anon's dick permanently reeks like an Italian sausage factory.
Vamp turns up with another jar.
Anon goes Nope.
"Get on your knees and suck it. No teeth or you'll never get it again"
Back in her Ancient Castle she still pretends she's the Haughty Noble-woman, but all her minions can smell the garlic on her now.

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>>45619881
Fake news

>> No.45620078

I got around to looking at the chrismas story links and stuff from over the last couple threads. Tell me if I missed something

>junglecat Christmas greentext
Cute, I caught the everything has chocolate in it detail.

>wock Christmas greentext
Pretty wholesome, although I don't personally have the cultural connection to that plot concept. As a side note that site's formatting made the line breaks kind of messy, but that's not really your fault if you're reading this.

>Whoever posted the privatebin link
I have to inform you that it says it's expired or deleted.

>old writefags coming out with 18k and 19k word stories
Can't say anything yet, reading those will take a while

>> No.45620083

which monsters learned to cook from their mom

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>> No.45620145

mgs most likely to get videos demonetized?

>> No.45620146

>>45620083
A loli-Kiki can bake perfect apple pies almost as soon as they can walk and hold a chef's knife.
>they have to stand on the apple-box to reach the bench-top or take the pie out of the oven

>> No.45620153

>>45620145
Ratas when they discuss the (((Danuki question))) and how Anon's holding Creeping Coins will break the Fed.

>> No.45620154

>>45620078
Can you please link them? Missed them all.

>> No.45620155

>>45620145
>abortion gone wrong
>age of consent...!?
>life starts when?!
>click here to see satanic parental planning get what they deserve!

>> No.45620175

>>45619941
If you or a loved one have slimegirls in your lungs, you may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-TAN-NUKI now!

>> No.45620187

>>45620146
imagine how good the cooking of an old maid kiki

>> No.45620188

>>45618282
I thought "Why not?"

>> No.45620191

>>45620188
How goes the game progress?

>> No.45620216

>>45620078
There were a few Krampus greentexts of varying quality and one story by Magus.

>> No.45620219

>>45620154
You missed the Ice Queen(/Princess) one: >>45611473
Here:
>>45604202
>>45610127
>>45612527
>>45617125
>>45602332

>> No.45620227

>>45620219
I messed up linking >>45620078 and the other guy, but whatever, it's both now.

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>> No.45620230

>>45620154
>Ocelomeh greentext
>>45602332
>>45602817
>>45603721

>Jabberwock greentext
>>45604202

>the link that didn't work
>>45588956

>loli Ice Queen greentext
>>45611473
>>45611481
>>45611500
>>45611516

>Penywise's story
>>45610127

>Magus_Anon's story
>>45612527

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>> No.45620317

>be at the beach
>just having fun, splash in the water
you hear a rumble
>the ground shakes
>a giant crab girl erupts out of the ground
>her claws clack menacingly
>"Ha, human, prepare to be cleaned!
>you just stare at her, transfixed
>she's perfect
>slowly her huge claws reach out and pull you to her
>you are placed into her giant crab mouth and her little crab tongue and pincers start working over you
>this is wonderful
>you cum
>"oh, you made a mess"
>she vigorously gets to work swallowing it all,
>then, all too soon, you are pulled out.
>??
>she pulls you up above her head
>"Hi hubby!"
>this... thing on top of her is talking
>""What the fuck?" you say
>"hubby?"
>you have a lot of slack in her grip, it's faltering too
>so you point and wave you arms at this tumor
>It's just some human looking thing on top of a crab
>"I.. I'm your wife."
>"Do you have cancer?" you say
>she starts crying
>you're flung to the ground and she burrows back beneath the sand
And that's the story about how anon became a surgeon so nobody would ever die to cancer again.

>> No.45620345

>>45620317
10/10 shitpost but fuck you for making a sweet cancer cry. Fix it.

>> No.45620353

>>45620307
>I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque

>> No.45620358

>>45620353
i dont think u are in the united mamano states

>> No.45620365

>>45620345
>anon came back to cut off the tumour
>pins him down with a bunch of order orderlies to help out (they volunteered)
>about to start
>then druella falls out of the sky
>"nuh uh"
>stops them
>forces anon into couples counseling that he can fuck the crab part but has to at least kiss the top part and hold her hand

>> No.45620377
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I wrote a succubus story :D (not Christmas themed tho) https://archiveofourown.org/works/52560955

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>>45620377
Very nice!

I like to think monster co-ed prisons are filled with dangerous girls or unwanted girls that became angry and bitter, kinda like picrel. I feel so bad for the less popular girls

>> No.45620456

>>45620377
Very nice short story.

>> No.45620487
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Sphinxes are superior to cheshires
cheshires:
>cringe
>annoying
>British
sphinxes:
>choco
>egyptian themed
>closest thing we have to a lion mg

>> No.45620488

>>45620487
Kc addict.

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>>45620487
>>closest thing we have to a lion mg
Ahem.

>> No.45620517

i desire p'orc women

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>>45620487
>choco
>egyptian themed
True chesh can't beat these

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>> No.45620568

imma get a truffle cologne so i get the most p'orc

>> No.45620592

>>45620568
Just challenge the closest h'orc with a warband to a duel. It's faster than having to wait for 6-10 P'ors to smell your pefume, evaluate if they want you as a mate, and then challenge you individually.

>> No.45620593

>>45620568
>ends up attracting hungry greenworms instead
Thankfully the P'Orcs are much faster so if you run you'll eventually get caught by a P'Orc first

>> No.45620604

>>45620592
where the fuck am i suupposed to find that in the city I'm stuck in tho

>> No.45620624

>>45620604
Buillding warbands is a natural thing for h'orcs. It doesn't matter where or how, whether it's a mercenary group, a biker gang, a team of vigilantes, an antagonistic chess club or the B team in a videogame company.

>> No.45620628

>Daughter finds your condom stash that you and your wife use for denial play
How do you explain yourself?

>> No.45620631

>>45620604
P'Orc mafia

>> No.45620641

>>45620631
but i dont deal in baloney tho?

>> No.45620647

>>45620628
Is the answer incest with the understanding its' not incest if you don't cum inside.

>> No.45620652

>>45620628
Condoms can be used in survival kits for carrying water.

>> No.45620657

>>45620628
Same response as everything else, 'go ask your mother'

>> No.45620677

>>45620641
Anon keep talking like that and you are gonna get whacked

>> No.45620687

>>45620677
but aren't p'orcers better suited to be cops?

>> No.45620696

It is not morally right to have sex with your pet cat and I will not do it no matter how much my pet cat keeps trying to coerce me into it by grinding her fat ass against my lap.

>> No.45620711
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Remember vampires wear big hats so they don’t have to deal with the sun. Stealing one is considered a hate crime in all vampire controlled domains.

>> No.45620712

>>45620696
OK, are you talking about an ACTUAL cat, or just a horny werecat childhood friend?

>> No.45620715

>>45620687
The prosciutto familia will not be taken lightly

>> No.45620716

>>45620711
but i love stealing silly hats tho

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>>45620711
>hate crime
More liek HAT crime, amirite?

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hey nerd we gonna play soul calibur 2

>> No.45620741

>>45620716
Steal from Mad Hatters. They can grow them back easily and would even be flattered that you wanted to take their hats.

>> No.45620755

>>45620711
If she wants it back she'll have to brave the hot son to get it

>> No.45620759
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>>45620696
Of course it is

>> No.45620767

>>45620712
Believe what you choose to believe.

>> No.45620790

>>45620715
imma get my good old spank hand out for these porcers, they buhied their last huiii

>> No.45620803

>have a pet cat
>wake up on portal day
>meow meow slowly becomes nya nya over the day
oh no...

>> No.45620807

>>45620741
Eat the hat to commune with the Machine Elves.

>> No.45620808

>>45620219
>>45620227
The Ice Princess one was mine, I wasn't sure how to bring that up in a post commenting on other people's stories

>> No.45620828

>>45620657
Her mother is currently jabbing you in the side and hissing at you to think of something.

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mofu is divinity on its own.
the chief goddess SEETHES at the thought of kitsune.

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>>45620864
The original and best monster girls.

>> No.45620913

>>45620828
It seems the situation is more dire than I anticipated, time to go get some milk from the store.

>> No.45620929

nah p'orc girl best girl

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>>45620864
Praise mofu

>> No.45620941

>>45620929
Oh yeah, then why are't you posting any p'orcers then?

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>>45620929
I'll take a small horde of p'orcs

>> No.45620948

I'm glad nobody has posted any clowns. I hate clowns. Clowns are scary, especially the female big breasted variety.

>> No.45620950
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>>45620948

>> No.45620978

>>45620377
I don't think it's a bad story, but it's not my type. A little too dark for my tastes with all the aspects of thread-canon MGC I don't really care for, and the insinuation that magic was affecting his mind at the end was a bit mind-breaky.
That said, it was tight and well-written. I can also see why some anon here would find that sort of thing hot. Just not for me and that's okay.

>> No.45620985

>>45620948
Anon is going to float, soon.

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>>45620864

>> No.45620999
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>>45620948

>> No.45621041

>>45620950
>>45620999
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME BOGEY

>> No.45621053

>>45621041
Only bogies from here on out!

>> No.45621062

>>45621053
>Only boogies from here on out

>> No.45621063

>>45620487
https://files.catbox.moe/m9oj91.png

The undeniable truth.

>> No.45621064

>>45620864
Thats a big ass clump of tails holy shit

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>> No.45621068

>>45621041
SEND IN THE CLOWNS

>> No.45621076
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45621076

Finally ready to start my next one-shot story and (hopefully) will be able to put it on AO3. Would like to receive some input from anons on what they would like to see, as to give me a better idea as to where I should take this:
What are some key things you need/want to see in a monsterization story? Yurishit not happening, but may be touched on
Would you prefer a greentext or a traditionally written story?
If this involves Anon's crush on a coworker, what place of work would be best to set this in? Assuming the source of the monsterization comes from stray tail-pussy spines in the very early days of portals opening

Thank you for the input in advance!

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>> No.45621094
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Who thought letting baphomets have access to giant boob magic was a good idea

>> No.45621098

>>45621076
i tend to prefer slow burning transformations over instant corruption but it may not suit the story you're going for

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>>45620803
Say hello to your new wife!

>> No.45621121

>>45620978
It's all good :) This is my first time writing stories since high school so the compliment means a lot!

>> No.45621132

>>45621076
I think an office setting would be the best for this. The sudden change from mildly depressed OL to agressive manticore would be nice. As for the monsterization itself, i think following KC's rule of making it as appealing as possible for the parties involved(meaning if she's alone, it tends to change parts of her she feels insecure about, or reinforce those which she feels confident in. Similar for if anon is there present). It doesn't have to be sexual in nature, just to make the monsterization a decidedly positive change.
I also like it when the monster keeps some important part of the appearance of the woman, or if it changes to fit an idealized self, although that is similar to the last point.

>> No.45621136

>>45621076
Focus on how she adapts to it, what she finds difficult in her new body (if its a drastic change) and how her husband helps her through it.
Have it happen early so you can focus on the MG stuff.
Maybe have another monster come in to help explain and take her through it with the husband (not sexually)

A gym could work as a workplace, as could a garage or restauraunt. You could tie it into whatever MG she's going to become.

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>>45618100

>> No.45621158

>>45621076
>Would you prefer a greentext or a traditionally written story?
If you're putting it on AO3, may as well aim for a non-greentext.
>If this involves Anon's crush on a coworker, what place of work would be best to set this in?
Depends on the specifics, but if the monsterization progresses quickly from the event in the spoiler, in my opinion it makes sense if the workplace is something more open like a shop or involves going outside, like police - female cop on a patrol getting hit by this sounds good to me.

>> No.45621173

>>45621076
>Key things needed in a monsterization story?
Should be gradual changes, and it should cover her reactions to both physical and emotional changes.
>Greentext or traditional?
Longer stories are better traditional, IMO.
>Place of work?
Pet store. If she's gonna turn into a batcat she should have access to catnip without knowing what it'll do. ALSO YOU CAN HAVE SCENES WITH CUTE KITTIES.

>> No.45621191

>>45621121
I'm glad you started. I hope we see more of you!
Are you entering this into the writing contest or sitting it out?
You should enter. The whole point was for new writers to give it a try.

>> No.45621195

>>45620377
>AIslop

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>>45620941

>> No.45621214

>>45621191
Wouldn't anon have 4 days to rush out a story? He's already given writing a try, so i don't think having him rush another story for the contest is a good idea.

>> No.45621222

What if I put a net over an Oomukade's head and told her I caught her?

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>> No.45621231

>>45621214
I'm confused. I meant he should enter the one he just finished. I'm assuming he started it after the contest started.

>> No.45621232

>>45621223
Does shantae have a lamp?

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>>45620711
I will steal their hats. I won't be stopped, all the monsters with funny or cool hats will have them taken.

>> No.45621245

>>45620230
Thanks a lot anon!

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>>45621064
big you say?

>> No.45621258

>>45621231
I didn't even know there was a contest going on, but I guess I'll enter condom dealer if I can... how do I do that btw?

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So far in for the contest:
Experienced:
Alpanon
Magus (Pending)
Dogface (Pending)
Peny (Was your Christmas submission for the contest? It's unmarked)

New:
Maxwells_daemon
MysteryID

Assuming Magus and Dogface pull through, that will be two prizes up for grabs. Peny, let me know if you're participating. I hope to see a couple more, new and returning!

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>>45620711

>> No.45621276

>>45621258
Just add [FC23] to the title. You can refer to one of the other entries as an example.

>> No.45621279

>>45621263
>Magus (Pending)
Not sure what you mean, but he did say in his post he counts his latest story as a submission: >>45612527 though he didn't put [FC23] in the title.

>> No.45621283

>rub lamp and release ancient jinn
>she says she'll grant me any TWO wishes of my hearts desire while jiggling her assets around lustfully
>asks me what it is I truly want
>ask her to give me a corndog with mustard
>she blinks
>reiterate, I want a corndog with mustard
>she stresses to me that I only get two wishes and that I must not waste them on trivial things
>corndog. with mustard. NOW
>she sighs and snaps her finger giving me a corndog with mustard
>props her bouncy chest up with her arms and asks me if there's anything else I could possibly desire
>maybe something more... carnal in nature
>ask her to give me a soda now with my last wish
>she asks me if I'm fucking kidding her
>demand the soda until she gives it to me and has to go back into her lamp
>kick some sand over it and leave her buried as I eat my corndog

Bullying Djinns is funny.

>> No.45621293

>>45621251
Getting smacked by one of those would knock you out.

>> No.45621299

>>45621223
If I rub her tits will I get extra wishes?

>> No.45621300

>>45621279
Oh, I forgot he posted and was looking for the tag. Been a busy couple days, sorry.
Cool. So that's 2/3 in the experienced category and I'm pretty sure Dogface will make it.

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>> No.45621327

>>45621263
I surprises me that there are more people in the experienced cathegory than in the newbie one, considering it was supposed to encourage new writers.

>> No.45621331

Half the fun of a world of monster girls is just exploring it and seeing new lands.
Its why traveling trader or caravan guard is the best profession.

>> No.45621347

>>45621327
They're the ones who struggle the most and are more likely to give up or run behind. Dogface apparently missed the deadline last year, but look how far he's come. Also keep in mind there's another four days and Magus had to extend it for all the people late last year too. We might get a couple more.
But that's why I did separate contests. I wanted to make sure the new writers who did make it had a fair chance to win a prize.

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>> No.45621363

>>45621327
There's still a couple more days, but yeah, the nature of the contest doesn't lend itself to making it a recurring thing.

>> No.45621369

I'm so cruel I'm going to make a monster girl sit down and play Lords of the Fallen.

>> No.45621374

>>45621356
Why have you done this to my oneesan?
Cows must remain cows, only Potatoes grow

>> No.45621395

>>45621363
Maybe not as a new-writer thing, but if the old writers have fun I don't see why it can't keep going.

>> No.45621397 [DELETED] 

Whenever I need or I'm looking for something my chest takes it and puts it in her ass. What do I do about this?

>> No.45621432

>>45621397
Oh don't run away from it now. You misspelled your way into having a mimic wife, you can't weasel your way out of it.

>> No.45621437
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>> No.45621482

>>45621395
If it helps, I'm absolutely NOT going to make the deadline, but the contest did inspire me to at least start a story. So, good job, Murlocs, you endlessly quotable WC3 cannon fodder.

>> No.45621485

>>45621432
>lonely anon writes Eros asking for a chesh wife
>accidently asks for a chest wife
>receives an old-looking trunk one day
>opens it and gets a face full of mimic ass

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>>45621100
That's a literal cat.

>> No.45621502

>>45621283
I'd be terrified of djinnd, forever in fear of the monkey's paw, I'd probably make as humble wishes as possible if I couldn't deny them

>> No.45621517

>>45621482
Mrrrllrrllglglr!
I'm glad that you were inspired enough to start and I'm hoping it's been an enjoyable experience so far. Who knows, maybe we'll do this again next year!

>> No.45621519

>>45621502
>make humble wishes
>she says they're so small and minor they don't count
>says she'll just have to stay with you until you wish for something more fitting of her power

>> No.45621529

>>45621517
Fuck you that goddamned noise is tattooed into my fucking brain.

>> No.45621547

>>45621529
>walking through the swamps in MGE world
>hear THAT sound
>hordes of sexy, horny fishwomen charge from the water with realm-silver spears
You poor fool. You've just pulled aggro.

>> No.45621553

>>45621547
i just want to play wow now.

>> No.45621556

>>45621547
Man, the Sahu are weird in Azeroth

>> No.45621557

>>45621553
No you do not

>> No.45621563

>>45621553
Never again. Even with the NEETest, most awesome mamono waifu to try to bait me into it.
No.
Chance.

>> No.45621578

>>45621553
If I could go back in time and have well-off parents (I would have been like 15-16 at WotLK release) I would like to play too.
FF14 is nice but I wish I got to have both adventures in their primes.

Anywho... monstergirls. Maybe I should comm a murloc girl. That sounds like a good yerb thing to me.

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>> No.45621605

>>45621600
I feel this cat is attempting to seduce me.
I like it.

>> No.45621611

>>45621519
>eventually realize the monster girls game
>wish she'd have sex with you
>an easy one, right?
>she puts a portal on your dick so you're never not having sex with her.

>> No.45621613

Facial tongue bath from a lamia or from a kiki?
Which one would be better and why?

>> No.45621617

>>45621600
this cat isn't just chocolate, but dark chocolate.

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>> No.45621633

>>45621613
Kiki, she has dog genes so licking faces should be instinct for her.

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>>45620487
>High IQ
>Exotic and cultured
>Witty conversationalist
vs.
>Purple and obnoxious
>Cockney accent (Probably)
>Impossible to talk with

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>> No.45621686

>>45621653
Klee sex and Nahida sex...

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>>45621645
Meme Cat > Riddle Cat

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>>45621694
need them cats with black sclera

>> No.45621711

>>45621702
I would love a riddle cat with black sclera. Would be best of both worlds.

>> No.45621716

>>45621611
exactly what I feared!

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>>45621645
I sentence you to double trouble cheshires

>> No.45621735

>>45621702
>>45621711
I can't imagine how hard I'd spill spaghetti if I met a buff Jinko with black sclera.

>> No.45621740

which mg would you go down on?
which mg wouldn't ?

>> No.45621744

>>45621740
Depends on the size of their cock

>> No.45621746

>>45619376
I just find it interesting to see how different threads respond to the same comment.

>> No.45621749

>>45621744
So that'd be the horses out.
Maybe a loli(shota)?

>> No.45621760

>>45621740
OL demon
I wouldn't go down on a jubjub because I feel like I'd never be able to wash the smell off my face.

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>> No.45621771

>>45621749
Anything too big is a no but anything too small is also a no

>> No.45621773

>>45621740
All
None

>> No.45621801
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Mari is still the best lilim.

>> No.45621806

>mick and cuckspammer talking about dicks and jerking eachother off again
Why do they keep /trash/ on 4chan, when everyone who goes there is more insane than /b/tards?

>> No.45621826
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>> No.45621858

>>45618069
Imagine going to Monster Girl Encyclopedia's internet/World Wide Web and seeing story posts from various males how they ended up with their fated waifu? Would you post and share your how-i-met-your-mother stories in MGE internet online story threads?

>> No.45621861

>>45621806
We can talk about monster girl on monster girl if you want.

Do you think miss manticore can use her tail as a sucking device on other girls?

>> No.45621882

>>45620078
>>45620230
>dead link
Thought I put it on the maximum (30 days) before expiry, must’ve not been paying attention.
Rebin, 30 day, Kiki/Shog: https://privatebin.net/?203ec20b2ee1a3a0#EU1UyvCFWYeZiRKwKW4hFt7f3PRjePB24P9HN9wrWZuZ

The dark elf thing is still up: https://privatebin.net/?f42a58bfaba05eff#ALUPd9kE3CLP5aBawhTTPNG5eezcpjWGFCc3MXPYrEag

I’ll toss this in to for the hell of it.

MGE Wasteland:
https://privatebin.net/?fe2c960effaaaca9#Ayu8vVN8xZDSyXydrAdppJbF9QoLZKDoBCzYkiDhCb3K

>> No.45621893

>>45621801
I prefer Victoria or Selene. Even Illassa. Mari might actually be my least favorite.

>> No.45621899

>>45620078
>>junglecat Christmas greentext
>Cute, I caught the everything has chocolate in it detail.
Yes, Indeed. That was completely intentional.
>cough

>> No.45621904

How would memekot react if in the middle of teasing I tightly hugged her and told her I loved her? Would it shut her up? The only other idea I had was laughing at her jokes, but I'm afraid that would only encourage her behavior.

>> No.45621937

I'm gonna catch an Ocelomeh in a cage and take her back home with me over the seas and make her my new pet cat and tell her she has to wear a pretty collar from now on, as well as normal clothes. No more of that tribal stuff.

>> No.45621950

>>45621893
Mari is the only lilim worth a damn

>> No.45621967

>>45621937
>anon arrives on the beach
>Welcome to the Jungle starts playing
>he is never seen again

>> No.45621974

When it comes down to it, if mamono were to flood into our current world, even though I prefer more exotic girls, I'd probably go for a girl that wouldn't change my life too much. So lamia or centaur that'd require a change in the living situation. I wouldn't pick a girl that'd freak out my family, so I'd probably end up with something more basic but still good, like a holst.

>> No.45621978

>>45621967
i do like fun and games

>> No.45621983

>>45621974
i'd probably get the first one that tackles me
come on, ms ushi

>> No.45621986

>>45621974
I'm going to get a demon wife and introduce her to my religious parents by telling them that I've sold my soul to her.

>> No.45621989

>>45621801
>>45621950
Also the only Lilim to be gangbanged.

>> No.45621993

>>45621986
What'd be funny if she was actually an angel (non-corrupted) but took on the demon look because that's what you liked and just never corrects you when you call her a demon.

>> No.45621994

>>45621989
That unironically is what makes her the best.

>> No.45622005

>>45621983
Higher likelihood you get tackled by a slime or honeybee. Far more common. Good luck on the spider cow wife though. I'll pray for your pelvis!

>> No.45622018
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>"Yo Anons. Word of advice: never- And I mean NEVER mix up or mistake Onis for O.N.I. *puff smoke* ...Worst mistake of my life and why I'm on the run and have to look at my back constantly for Earth Government Spooks just because I did a Geo Location Prank challenge."

>> No.45622021

>>45621974
>wouldn't change my life too much
My life sucks. Bring on the positive upheaval.

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>> No.45622057

>>45622005
fair's fair. but they're going to need at least 2 or 3 honeybees to tackle me, they're pretty light

>> No.45622058
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>>45621983
You know you want to...

>> No.45622066

>>45622058
>"You are not a cow. You're an arachnid."

>> No.45622068

>centaur treats you showing her a saddle you got for her like you're proposing to her with a wedding ring

>> No.45622069

>>45622057
Yeah, but they can dive bomb you from the air. Don't underestimate the power of flight and their sticky honey.

>> No.45622076

>>45622068
wait until you show her the spurs

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>>45622057
Gonna take more than 3 bees to tackle you, bro. Unless you already pissed off a pixie or something.

>> No.45622092

>>45622084
one crouched behind me and the other two pushed

>> No.45622094

>>45622084
I'm fairly certain that MGE honeybees are roughly the same size as humans.

>> No.45622106

>>45622094
Nope, sorry Anon, but I clearly have a picture that proves otherwise and I found it on the Internet.
So, Honeybees are very smol.
QED

>> No.45622109

A Bee couldn't possibly rape you.

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>> No.45622140

>>45621485
>chesh-like mimic
>purple coloration
>even has a smug :3 grin with a fang

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>>45621858
>share your how-i-met-your-mother stories in MGE in
She came out of a hole.

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>> No.45622212

>>45622207
oh bother

>> No.45622215

>>45622207
OH NO! ANON BEHIND YOU!

>> No.45622218
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>>45618918
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS

>> No.45622226

>>45622207
She's about to get a face full of snow.

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>> No.45622242

>>45621263
>Peny (Was your Christmas submission for the contest? It's unmarked)
No, It's something I began before I knew about the contest, so it's unfair.

>> No.45622256

As the King of the Human Kingdom, it is my duty to ensure my people are happy and content and lately nothing has been happening, so my people are all bored out of their minds. No dragon attacks, no lizard raids, no orc war parties, no cat bandits, no nothing. Therefor, I have come to a solution for how to get my people excited again.

I mustered a great deal of the men and raised levies and then sent them east to invade the Elf Queendom! We're gonna take all the Elves as slaves and pillage their towns! We will conquer them!

>> No.45622259

>>45622256
Give them all cait siths.
Cait siths make great pets.

>> No.45622264

>>45621974
Man it'd be a bit hard navigating the post-portals world for a while with a bapho (or any other loli) monster wife. Bonus if she's actually older than you.

>> No.45622279

>>45622242
Damn, that's a shame. Sorry friend. Appreciate the honesty though.

>> No.45622283

>>45622264
if it gets dicey she can always megamorph/polymorph in public

>> No.45622292

>>45622283
It's a good thing baphos are all adept at magics and are physically ridiculously strong

>> No.45622298

>>45610127
a delight as always
really enjoyed the playful romance they had going on

>> No.45622300

>>45622292
Which is retarded.

>> No.45622315

>>45622300
i'm okay with runya runya being able to fold me in half

>> No.45622317

>>45622300
No it's not.
Baphos are high level monsters and being powerful comes with the territory.
Besides, I want my bapho wife to pick up the police car I'm inside, and have her run away with me (and the car)

>> No.45622327

>>45622317
Just remember.
Cait sith is the most powerful monster
Blessed by a goddess.

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>> No.45622361

>>45621076
>What are some key things you need/want to see in a monsterization story? Yurishit not happening, but may be touched on
Personally am a fan of the slow burn approach but not totally averse to her just getting overloaded with stimuli and taking him then and there.
>Would you prefer a greentext or traditional story?
If it's on AO3 you might as well do full prose.
>If this involves Anon's crush on a coworker, what place of work would be best to set this in?
Their work space or somewhere both of them are familiar with would work best. You have to remember that Manticores are at least in part lions, so she'd inevitably see places familiar to her as her territory/hunting grounds.

>>45621547
Murloc style Sahu can go and stay go only women worth the time on Azeroth are Orcs for the gap moe. Or Dwarves.

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>> No.45622377

>>45622361
A man of culture.
Although I do enjoy me some large goat women even if they've been tainted a bit.

>> No.45622384

>>45622377
damn shame, that. 7' blue goat holy women seems impossible to screw up yet here we are.

>> No.45622387

You survived Christmas. Now you're safe from holiday romance until February

>> No.45622392

>>45622384
Its less they ruined them and more others.

>> No.45622394

>>45622387
nobody expects the giant slug in the santa outfit 2 days late
she came as fast as she could

>> No.45622398

>>45622384
You mean perfected.

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>> No.45622416

Can doppelgangers only copy real girls or would they be able to turn into a fictional waifu?

Can they only transform into humans or can they turn into monsters too?

>> No.45622417

>>45622387
What about all the monstergirls who try to steal a kiss at midnight on new years? Or the ones who say they can’t go into the new year with their virginity intact?

>> No.45622419

>>45622416
>e able to turn into a fictional waifu?
You want a tulpa.

>> No.45622421

>>45622413
How was she able to get the power to nuke everyone, again?

>> No.45622424

>>45622419
If a lamp can turn into a monster why couldn't a tulpa turn into a real monster?

>> No.45622434

>>45622377
>>45622384
You're talking about a Warcraft thing right?

I only know of them via porn, what happened to taint them. Aside from normal Rule 34 shenanigans that hit literally everything that's even remotely popular.

>> No.45622445

>when you tell a monster you can't date her because you're already married but the catch is that your "wife" is just some character from an anime show and/or a vtuber you watch
What does the Monster do in such a case?

>> No.45622447

>>45622377
At least we know canonically Anduin is a monster girl lover since he finds space goat women particularly attractive. Homie was blessed for life.

>> No.45622458

>>45622434
Draenei have it far worse than usual both in frequency and...severity I guess you'd call it

>> No.45622464

>>45622445
rape the stupidity out of them

>> No.45622466

>>45622417
You just need to make a good enough excuse for not being at the new year's party

>> No.45622492

>>45622447
Listen, he may not be his dad but if he understands the beauty of a seven foot tall goat women then he's alright in my book.

>> No.45622522

>>45622445
If she's a bicorn, Anon's foolish ploy does NOTHING to stop her.
Otherwise, she'd probably be able to file paperwork to get Anon checked out mentally.
>Anon's not going to have any mamono mana on him, so she'll know he's either lying or very wrong.
>Any gifted healer will be able to figure out which one that is.
>If there's an actual person in play here (e.g., a vtuber), Miss Monster is going to have a chat with her about leading her beloved on.
>Basically, I don't think lies like that are going to do anything more than get more people involved and that just makes escape less and less likely.

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>>45622464
a tale as old as time

>> No.45622545

>>45622532
My very special kemono friend.

>> No.45622593
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Post sleepy time stuff that's only possible with mamono. Dullahans are not on my radar normally, but this image alone is enough to make me OK with potentially getting one as a wife.

>> No.45622617

>>45622593
mofu blanket.

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>>45622593
best for those chilly nights

>> No.45622675

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that big mofu is good at keeping you warm during the winter.
A few dragons can as well, as can certain types of birbs and in automatons.

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Say something nice about Ms. Vampires spooky castle. And please don’t mention her weight

>> No.45622688
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>>45622593
The only picture I can think of to show this has too much sex to post but ice/snow girls under a mountain of blankets

I'm too hot natured to sleep under thick blankets (even though I want to) without opening the window in sub-freezing conditions so the idea of sharing a bed with a girl who has half my body temperate at maximum is very appealing

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>>45622675
I will never fall to BIG Mofu and their lies
>A few fragons can as well
Wurm will keep me warm

>> No.45622711

>>45622279
Maybe next year! Problem is I'm a lot more limited in opportunity these days. I don't remember when the contest started, but this story was already in the works. Any one who entered the competition is very impressive, because I'm not confident in my ability to put anything out in under a month anymore, haha.

>> No.45622715

I will reject a horse because I only like two legs.

>> No.45622719

>>45622298
Thanks anon, glad you enjoyed it! One of my favourite things about writing these kinds of 'sequels' is the whole story isn't about setting up the relationship, so I'm freer to play around with it.

>> No.45622737

>>45622532
Big...

>> No.45622753

>>45622711
It started October 1st. You sure you didn't start it after that?

>> No.45622774

>>45622445
What if I was telling the truth?
Would monsters be sympathetic to my goal of bringing her to life?

>> No.45622825

>>45622753
I started it last year when I forgot all my passwords and wasn't home and couldn't post it at Christmas and then lost motivation when I realized it and left it half done and finished and fleshed the rest of it out this year

>> No.45622843

>>45622825
RIP. Well I hope that means we'll see more of you now that you have things (hopefully) sorted. I'll still look forward to reading it later this week!

>> No.45622864

>>45622843
I'll do my best to do better, thank you for your encouragement!

>> No.45622877

>>45621326
Is she an injun?

>> No.45622917

>>45622416
I'd headcanon a Doppel should be able to copy a fictional character as seen on film/tv as they could physically copy the actress' body shape, but with the character's personality and screen makeup or wig color; but couldn't recreate a fictional character from just a description in a novel or a static image in a painting as they couldn't invent a voice, mannerisms, etc from pure imagination.
Or you'd get a 'Poor AI' estimation.
E.g. you could get an 'irl' WonderWoman who looks either like Linda Carter or Gal Gadot by showing her the different videos including other videos for roles where she's naked to get the nipples correct etc, but not from showing her a comic-book art version as she'd become a mute who walked really stiffly and has no nipps.

>> No.45622981

>>45622917
I'm not so sure. I think doppels form themselves by reading the mans mind. So as long as you have a clear image of what she looks like she'd be able to copy.
Doppels also don't perfectly copy people, but instead give an idealized version, which I think is just a side effect of copying the version of her that exists in your head.

>> No.45623005

i really really really wish i was being coddled in a demon's arms right now

>> No.45623033

Oh, how I wish I was a kejourou's daki right now.

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>>45623005
Me too friend. Me too.

>> No.45623074

I won and got a restraining order against the werecat who bite me. I lost 75% of my power and ability with the hand she teared open but I won't get any gouv buck because I'm not married. No one want to hear my story. I hate monsters and new to find a new job.

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>>45622593

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>>45622593

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ded

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>>45623105
alive

>> No.45623114

>>45623105
Here lies Anon.
He never scored.

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>>45623114
>He never scored
Lich-san will take care of that

>> No.45623133 [DELETED] 

>>45623114
Fr*g, you should do that
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

>> No.45623145

I've been doing nothing but cultivating magical power by fusing hundreds of magical artifacts I've stolen from the castles of Lims, laboratories of Liches and shrines of Ryus for three years now and I've turned myself into a towering mass of muscle through constant injection of liquid raging mushroom into my bloodstream. I've replaced my heart with a kugelblitz and hardened my skin into a glassy diamond shell. I'm strong enough to destroy this whole world now, all I want is to become the strongest thing alive.
NO MONSTER CAN STOP ME NOW
I AM A NEWBORN GOD
I WILL CRUSH THIS ENTIRE WORLD IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS

>> No.45623149

i cum on gremlin

>> No.45623157

>>45623149
roll initiative

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>>45623145
why did you do that? do you feel like you need power over other people to be safe? how was your childhood? were your parents good to you?

>> No.45623167

>>45623145
>gets oneshot and instakilled by a random Lim
Oh no. Anyway.

>> No.45623170

>>45623165
Crush the squid
>>45623145
Based, I will follow the mad anon in his rampage

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>>45623145
>invulnerable to all forms of physical attack
>loses to a fish because she sings pretty

>> No.45623184

>>45623181
>A cute, level 1 mermaid and her level 9999 husband.

>> No.45623186

>>45623170
it seems like you're avoiding the question...

>> No.45623196

>>45623184
>mob face lvl 1 mermaid
>she is the undefeated champion of the sea since her lvl 9999 husband anon suplexes whoever dare challenges his wife
>sea lvl becomes the S tier in difficulty across all difficulty lvls

>> No.45623200

>>45623196
h... how do you suplex someone underwater

>> No.45623210
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>>45623200
very carefully

>> No.45623211

>>45623181
>Die to a battery thrown in the water
Ez

>> No.45623214

>>45623200
All the way to the bottom of the ocean

>> No.45623226

>>45623210
Ready to clap Anon's cheeks

>> No.45623242

>>45623210
sea mammals are too powerful...

>> No.45623257

>>45623226
Imagine your ass being gently smacked over and over while you sleep

>> No.45623309

>>45623226
>>45623257
>She plays your ass cheeks like bongos

>> No.45623311

>>45623309
Selkie mating rituals are strange.

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Kot like water?

>> No.45623318

>>45623242
I want to see the MG version of the best One Piece animal, the Kung Fu Dugong!

>> No.45623337

>>45623211
anon, throwing a battery in the ocean would not electrify the ocean. i'm sorry you had to find out this way. maybe you should marry a haku instead

>> No.45623343

>>45623337
That's what a soon to be zapped fish would say

>> No.45623347

>>45622593
Just marry a dormouse

>> No.45623367

>>45623343
>anon throws car battery in the ocean
>fish levels up to electric eel
>nearby crab girl can recharge her bionic claw
anon you done fucked up bro, they're gonna get ya now, and their homes have all the modern appliances too now so it won't be a bad thing to surrender to the fishes

>> No.45623383

>>45623367
Charybdis is already mooching internet off of the deep sea cables

>> No.45623408

I do not remember installing Tekeli-li.exe on my computer. I am going to run it in admin mode just to see what it does.

>> No.45623409

>>45623367
Feels like whatever I choose you will turn it into a losing scenario for me, weird.

>> No.45623419
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>>45623408
Did you try compatability settings?

>> No.45623425
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>>45623419
Not so fast! Kiki.exe says that program is malicious malware!

>> No.45623427
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>>45623425
Can't run either of those on my system...

>> No.45623428

>>45623419
>>45623425
Oh fuck I didn't install either of these programs on my computer. They must be viruses.

Can someone recommend a good antivirus?

>> No.45623450

>>45623428
Kaperksy

>> No.45623469

I'm a cartoonishly evil CEO who only wants money! I'm gonna have my employees level forests and drive innocent Monsters out of their natural homes and offend the Dryads by destroying nature and then put up a bunch of Walmarts and parking lots and shopping malls and fast food joints in their places and they can't stop me! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.45623472

>>45623427
>boot from live USB linux
>start formatting all drives
>hear pleading coming from inside the PC case

>> No.45623496

>>45623472
>Banging noise on the inside of your rig
>"YAME- YAMEROOOOO!~"

>> No.45623504
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>>45623425
Kiki.exe is far more trustworthy than >>45623419 tekeli-li.exe

>> No.45623545

>>45623504
remember to give your Kiki desktop assistant head pats with your mouse

>> No.45623552
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45623552

>kiki.exe
bloatware

>> No.45623555

Every time I take a shower, my kiki forces me to do a penis inspection as if I was back in Middle School. And no matter how well I wash, she always says i didn't wash properly. I shit you not, one time I emptied out half a bottle of body wash on my genitals alone, spending almost a half hour, making sure to thoroughly wash every square millimeter, and she still said I did a poor job at washing. Even worse is that she adamantly insists of giving them a tongue bath for at least 15 minutes (usually more) until they're properly cleaned.

>> No.45623573

>>45618741

Gonna post the Ocelomeh story when I wake up tomorrow. I would post it now but I won't be able to stop myself from hanging around for feedback so, sorry Anons, I need my sleep. Gotta say, I think this might have helped with my writer's block on my Lim story.

>> No.45623586

>>45623555
She's defective, fire her.

>> No.45623605
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45623605

Ride the lightning. Or the lightning will ride you.

>> No.45623637

I got my beast master class and
bought all the equipments at my local dark elf shop, where should I start? I'm still level 1 and I heard that kikis are a good starter with their DPS/support hybrid build

>> No.45623740

>>45623637
remeber anon you can get a hefty buff if you let them share the bed

>> No.45623781

>>45623337
You aren't using a big enough battery.

>> No.45623786

>>45623637
>bought all the equipments at my local dark elf shop
Sounds like you need to ask KDF about this kind of "beast master" class

>> No.45623799

>>45623586
Agreed, any thorough penis clean should take at least an hour.

>> No.45623810

>>45623786
KDF?
>>45623740
But it locks you with only one beast, I don't want to make such a heavy choice this early

>> No.45623819
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45623819

Well my entry is finally on AO3.
Pic related as it was the original inspiration, although the plot took a few turns from there.

>> No.45623822

>>45623810
Kobold Daughteru Fucker. It is best not to speak of such people anymore, for their shadow has passed and the sun shines on us again without being reflected off of the latex outfits of underage dog girls

>> No.45623824

>>45623810
>KDF?
A mistake that sorted itself out.

>> No.45623831

>>45623819
If only you'd link it to us so we could read it... alas.

>> No.45623837

>>45623819
Does it include femdom?

>> No.45623843

>>45623824
NTA but whatever happened to him? I was away for a few months and when I came back he was gone and I never bothered asking.

>> No.45623848

>Buy new house
>Was really cheap for some reason
>Hope it’s haunted or secretly a shoggoth
>Hump and slap furniture
>No shog
>Pretend to sleep
>No ghost blowjob
>Oh well
>Leave to go get the rest of my stuff
>I’m now in Wonderland
>Cheshire welcomes me and asks me if I want to watch her finish her Company of Heroes 2 match
>It’s British v. British and it has only been one and a half hours

>> No.45623851

>KDF
>bad
I smell bunkerfaggots upset about anything remotely spicy. He was bizarre, that's all.

>> No.45623859

>>45623851
Yeah, I'm getting that feeling too.

>> No.45623863

>>45623837
No you can come out from under the bed, she's strong-willed with other mamonos but she's still a Kiki so she doesn't Dom her Anon.

Capcha: VRGN4 (srsly)

>> No.45623865

>>45623819
Can you explain why your story has a violence warning?

>> No.45623868

>>45623848
I could go for that actually

>> No.45623871

>>45623863
Thanks for you answer, it means a lot. I will read it.

>> No.45623874

>>45623831
You really do need a Kiki to spoon feed you.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191

>> No.45623881

>>45623874
That would be lovely, yes.

>> No.45623884

I will kick a Greenworm.

>> No.45623889

>>45623865
It has history from the pre-DL era, which has canon ultra-violence, but it's only talked about.
Maybe you should get back under the bed, just in case.

>> No.45623893

>>45623884
Based, gardens must be protected

>> No.45623900

>>45623889
I'm not the french faggot, fuck off.

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>>45623900

>> No.45623909

>>45623874
>Hey guys I just finished a piece of art. No I won’t post it here or provide a link because that would be spoon feeding
Yes it’s the first story that pops up currently but Ao3 has a trash tagging system where Kikimora (MGE) is different from Kikimora which is different from Kikimora (Monster Girl Encyclopedia)

>> No.45623914

>>45623900
Sorry, you Anons all look alike on here.

>> No.45623930 [DELETED] 

>>45623906
>>45623914
Kill yourself, it would be a great gift for everyone to see your white flag fr*g sub human body hanged

>> No.45623945

>got shrunk by a pixie and put in a maze with six demon scorpions
"go to the fairy kingdom" they said, "the fairies are cute and friendly" they said

>> No.45623947

I couldn't sleep. Fuck it, here's the Ocelomeh one shot. I'm going to pop a bunch of melatonin and try to sleep. Good night, again.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208

>> No.45623985

>>45623947
Noice.

>> No.45624167

Now if I think about I should have added that pyrow story I wrote into the contest, but I honestly didn't expect positive feedback from it.
Dayum.

>> No.45624242

>>45624167
It's still open until the end of the month, throw it in.

>> No.45624264

>>45624167
>but I honestly didn't expect positive feedback from it.
Practically every story that isn't openly written in bad faith and/or by a notorious shitposter gets positive feedback around here, the worst legitimate response I see is
>good story but not my personal cup of tea

You really shouldn't hesitate to publish things.

>> No.45624383

>>45624264
Exactly, only the fr*g is forbidden from participating in the tournament as stated by Magus in early December.

>> No.45624397

>>45623909
Usually it defaults to (Owlhouse) or (The_Witcher) Kikimoras.

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>>45623930
>>45624383
Is this frog guy in the room right now?

>> No.45624422

>>45624397
>(The_Witcher) Kikimoras.
Who the fuck is writing fanfic about bugs. Like, not bug ladies or lady bugs, but bug bugs.

>> No.45624428

>>45624383
Fuck off you schizo, at least don't try to drag Magus into your mental illness. You are rapidly approaching mick's level of insanity and that's a fucking lot.

>> No.45624435

>>45624411
Hopefully not, I didn't saw his dirty face since my last ban

>> No.45624456

>>45624428
NTA but check the archives, he doesn't lie

>> No.45624478

>>45624422
Not every fanfic is a fuckfic, but hey maybe they do.

>> No.45624517

>>45624422
bugboi?

>> No.45624522

>>45624456
I remember that, there is zero indication it was anyone affiliated with the contest and most likely some faggot was having a giggle or schizoanon himself samefagging to discourage his amphibian arch-nemesis from participating.

>> No.45624549

>>45624397
>>45624422
I don't see anyone fucking the Witcher Kiki, but have we ever seen what the Owlhouse Kiki looks like under that collar?

>> No.45624625

>>45624242
>>45624264
Okay, it was my Heartfire writing, I just need to put [FC23] in front of the title right?

>> No.45624674

>>45624522
That is the problem with Anons on an Anon image-board.
Every Anon is every other Anon.
So I'm not Magus, and I'm pretty sure I'm not M*ck or the Fr*g, but the rest of you might be.

>> No.45624691

>>45624625
Yeah, that should do it, it wasn't particularly clear, and there isn't a 'FC23' Collection when I tried that, so I just put it onto the title.

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>>45624625
I saved this.
It doesnt have title details.

>> No.45624756

favourite non physical trait in a mamono? i think intelligence is hot.

>> No.45624784

>>45624167
>pyrow story
must've missed that. link?

>> No.45624787

>>45624784
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51902983

>> No.45624791

>>45624756
attitude. kuuderes are the best

>> No.45624803

>>45624522
They confirmed it on Twitter, french people are banned from the tournament and MGE

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>>45624756
>favourite
BEING AMERICAN, FOREIGN SCUM.

>> No.45624825

>>45623851
The only thing I hold KDF in contempt for is the whole diaper Jub-Jub shit. Otherwise he was a pretty harmless, if not eccentrically weird waifufag.

>> No.45624898
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>"Why are you bothering me, mortal? Can't you see I do not wish to be bothered? The Demon Lord has won, and now she may enjoy her worthless, stagnant world of endless hedonism and pointlessness. My reign as Chief God is over now that all of mankind is under my enemies control, meaning that the last vestige of possibility has been wiped clean from this world, so go, leave me alone. I do not wish to take part in that dopamine nightmare where none are allowed to have impulse or free will. Just leave me alone. Leave me to sulk in eternal isolation in my lonely heaven."

How do you fix her? The CG seems unfixable...

>> No.45624904
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Long ear. Lick 'em up.

>> No.45624928
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wild zubat appeared

>> No.45624943

>>45624928
Hold perfectly still, her vision is movement based

>> No.45624948

>>45624928
I love werebat design but hate their personality. I will settle with a calm and gentle fruit bat farmer or a fight alongside a ferocious tomboy vampire werebat.

>> No.45624984

>>45624898
Why would I want to fix her when she's right? The DL's world is soulless and everyone is just a mindless sex robot. Nothing interesting can ever happen again in the world libera- I mean Mamono want. I'd offer to join her and leave this universe and go make a new one elsewhere in the void free of the DL's retardation and together we would rule it and ensure our new world doesn't suffer the same fate.

>> No.45624998
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Fox hags need sex too you know

>> No.45625036

>>45624898
Fuck the CG in the ass.
Simples.

>> No.45625077

>>45624998
this is a computer

>> No.45625083
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>>45624928
Domestic zubat appeared.

>> No.45625090

>>45624998
She looks quite young

>> No.45625096

>>45624984
>become tyrannical demigod man and wed he chief goddess and go make a new universe to rule with her
>new demon lord in the new universe to make another status quo for the new life there
>the fuzziness she gets from having a lover mellows her out so much she actually does turn good and get fixed
>now she actually does want to bring peace to her new universe and the demon lord of her new world is actually evil this time

>> No.45625099

>>45625077
stop all the downloading

>> No.45625103

>>45625083
In an another artwork, she kills a man

>> No.45625107

>>45625083
>4 wings
that's clearly a crobat

>> No.45625117

>>45624898
If she really is the CG she has pre-destined herself to believe that she was pre-destined to make it so the DL would have the free-will to remove free-will from poor Anons.

>> No.45625121

>>45625103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM

>> No.45625131

>>45625121
Why are you like that anon?

>> No.45625144

>>45625083
wings without hands look weird

>> No.45625161

>>45624803
Twitter isn't canon, they need to have said it to the super-secret inner-circle club only for it to be real.

>> No.45625163

>>45625131
Good question!
My love language is *annoying* people, showing that I am paying attention to your likes and dislikes, but not being *so shitty you hate me forever*.
AND
I got that way because I don't trust compliments--I view most of them as being given in bad faith to manipulate, so I built a way to show that I care about you that doesn't feed you bad faith bullshit.

>> No.45625167

>>45623843
If I recall correctly he was here a few months ago and shared his new avatar daughter fucking fanfiction while implying everyone here was stupid and autistic.
He also shared his mega which I regret clicking on.

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>>45625163
I see and understand, like a stray cat but that's kind of shit that drive me mad if I don't get it

>> No.45625188

My wife could beat your wife up.

>> No.45625189

>>45624522
He said the french anon does it in bad faith though which is a hard rule of the contest.
Almost like bad faith is too nebulous a term to include as a rule...

>> No.45625208

>>45624803
I checked Murloc's twitter and found nothing like that, still calling bullshit on this.

>> No.45625219

>>45625189
Baguette did what in bad faith?

>> No.45625231

>>45625208
If only humans can participate, french are by default excluded unless the rules authorized non humans

>> No.45625237

>>45625208
Yes anon, its an obvious shitpost. He's been at it for a while now, unsuccessfully, might i add.

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>>45624691
Okay then, I changed it with the description too. Then here is my writing for the contest, which probably you guys already know:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51902983

Like I said, I honestly thought it'll do a lot worse, but hey, thanks all. Also a quick sketch of this little idiot.

>> No.45625275

>>45625258
>Also a quick sketch of this little idiot.
Cute. I can sense a new greenwormanon in the making. Here's hoping you continue

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>>45625188
cat in a hole.

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>>45625258
Oh shit it's the zoomer pyrow story, I loved it. Pyrows are great and it was oddly relatable to boot.

>> No.45625309

Monsters are scary

>> No.45625355

>>45625309
That's why you praise ilias and kill them wherever you find them.

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So easy to tame the beasts

>> No.45625387

imma nibble on p'orc ears then run from them

>> No.45625418

>>45625258
Just found it.
It's very well written, it's almost like you've spend a long time observing a whole mess of threads of sad depressed self-absorbed incels who are determined to never be happy.
Wherever did you find them?

>> No.45625440

>>45625376
finger in the ear fluff is the way to short circuit them

>> No.45625445

>>45625258
>pyrow didnt raped him the second he mistreaded her
2/10 see me after class

>> No.45625450

>>45625440
https://files.catbox.moe/s4gac4.jpg

>> No.45625460

>>45625418
Sometimes I think you all buy into this too much.
Even if you let go of all earthly desire there are no actual monster girls just waiting to fuck you.

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>> No.45625469

>>45625460
>there are no actual monster girls just waiting to fuck you.
That's what a mamono would say to make us lower our guard.

>> No.45625496

>>45625460
i haven't been presented with a satisfactory alternative

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>> No.45625507

>>45624898
>Eros said you'd say that. That's why she gave me this shotgun.

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>> No.45625596

>portals open
>now anons are the ones putting up "rapefugees welcome" signs
ironic.

>> No.45625597

>>45625189
Literally just put “No ryona/cuckoldry/guro/netorare etc.” and call it good because if people can’t follow clearly defined limits that’s on them.

>> No.45625630

>>45625597
bad faith is there to stop those annoying types from dancing on the line going "teehee i'm following the rules". it wouldn't bother any sincere effort

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>> No.45625644

>extremely cold winter night
>out in the open
>in a flimsy shirt
>can't feel your limbs anymore, start to feel sleepy
>collapse, vision fading
>wake up later, its very dark, can't see anything
>it's also very warm
>and wet
>panic, you got eaten by something
>in reality you are in a hag's sweater

Make sure you dress for the weather, it could happen to you.

>> No.45625649

>>45625630
No, it's clearly there to let one anon go on and on about who can't enter.

>> No.45625653

>>45625450
Horrible, as a fluffy ear molester I hate this pic. Why did you show me that?

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>> No.45625662

>>45625649
that's the same thing to me until i see something that contradicts it. i'll take it on...good faith.

>> No.45625666

>>45625592
What is this cow trying to say

>> No.45625671

>>45625649
If you feel targeted by the bad faith clause, chances are we're all better off without your "input"

>> No.45625677

>>45625649
Honestly who want to read the shitty fanfics wrote by a fr*g? Genuine question.

>> No.45625679

>>45625653
Ye ye it's all fun and games until you are the one getting molested, eh?

>> No.45625691

>>45625679
Getting your urethra rip open has nothing to do with touching ears

>> No.45625710

>>45625677
I mean it can’t be any worse than that one ancient fan fiction where Cyclops sears off Jean Grey’s leg flesh for Logan to eat, with, and I quote, “His cheeks full of beard”

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>>45625677
If she's motivated enough to get a typewriter or computer working in her pond, I'd give her a chance.

>> No.45625745

>>45625671
The french republic tried to send aid to ireland. He has my vote.

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>> No.45625748

french frog or latina coqui?

>> No.45625765
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>>45625746

>> No.45625783
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Angle

>> No.45625799
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45625799

mud pussy?

>> No.45625823

>>45625799
Do not fuck the mud

>> No.45625844

>>45625710
Better times.

>> No.45625864

Magus here, to avoid any drama any work from Ireland and France will be automatically disqualified.

>> No.45625874

Please stop replying to the bait.

>> No.45625877

>>45625844
The best of times were when RS used to write Manticore smut because the fucking Reverse Gloryhole ruined me for life.

>> No.45625883

>>45625877
That story is great. Absolute haram and would surely get called cuckshit now, but great.

>> No.45625904

need huge 'wock belly to rub

>> No.45625917

Thinkin' 'bout thos' kikis.

>> No.45625931

imagine black truffle mycoid girl
she would definity be near lots of p'orcs

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>> No.45625958

>>45625938
imma call her dude and refer to her as a man to fuck with her

>> No.45626005

>>45625883
Don’t be sad it’s over be glad it happened at all.

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>> No.45626014

so what if i fell asleep in ms oni's class

>> No.45626044

>>45626014
nothing

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>> No.45626054

>>45626044
she wouldn't care that im sleeping in her class at all?

>> No.45626058

>>45626014
You wake up when she clubs your desk into pieces

>> No.45626064

>>45626051
>>45626051
uuuu where does penis go tho?

>> No.45626069

>>45626054
depends on oni colour how she would react really

>> No.45626086

>>45626058
>anon is still snoozing, even after his face met the floor

>> No.45626208

>>45626064
You'll have to by a wombforce200x model

>> No.45626229

>tfw ywn be the beloved probelm child of a covent of older monster nuns
>ywn have daily "sin" purging with one of the sisters, where they perform the one of the three holy acts of eros on you
>Love, cuddly slow sex with lots of flirting
>Passion, passionate yet moderated sexual acts with lots of teasing
>Eros, animalistic, furios mating sexual act with lots of forceful actions on either party

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>> No.45626236

>>45626208
that sounds gae, imma get a serbian kikibot, they got them already preinstalled

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>>45626232

>> No.45626242
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lizards hate eachother

>> No.45626262

>>45626242
but Suzuki honda the ryu is the cousin of Mary Baker the dragon tho?

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>> No.45626313

>>45626302
Would she be weirded out if I kissed her toes

>> No.45626331

what do i do if my knife is started to speak of rather lewd things
I also belive it is of jewish descent, cause it would like to take a little off the top if you get what I mean....

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>> No.45626357

>>45626236
Anon please, those kikibots will steal your credit card and blast hardbass 24/7

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Mindbreak your kiki by brushing her hair and giving her scritches behind the ears while her head in your lap.

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>> No.45626376

>>45626357
who said paying for one
i stole her

>> No.45626384

>>45626331
>I also belive it is of jewish descent, cause it would like to take a little off the top if you get what I mean....
Going for a tanuki wife?
I've always heard they won't touch a dick that isn't at least 10% off.

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Which way, adventurer man?

>> No.45626395

>>45626387
Both

>> No.45626414

I'm just gonna make a really boring cooking show online where it's just me making soup every day just to see if monster girls would still thirst over it.
Heh... thirst

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>> No.45626426

>>45626362
what are the effects of kiki mindbrreak

>> No.45626433

>>45626387
neither
imma go for the humble holst village instead

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>> No.45626459

>>45626426
She's more docile

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>> No.45626478

>>45626414
You know, those really weird "cooking videos" where it's just a guy doing some basic dish but also molesting a piece of pork for half of it would probably be really popular with monster girls.

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>> No.45626512

Molesting p,orc……..

>> No.45626530

>>45626512
Molesting cait sith because she orders me to...

>> No.45626531

>>45626512
Do not molest the p'ork anon, that's how they get you into the breeding hut and you'll neve leave!

>> No.45626543

>>45626531
But I molested them first

>> No.45626553

>>45626543
Well then you're just obligated to knock them up, so that's on you.

>> No.45626578

I have an intense need for a hag danuki landlord-wife!

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>>45626578
Best I can do is a poor danuki.

>> No.45626602

>>45626589
But... that's not a danuki, anon!

>> No.45626635

>>45626553
I’ll do it when I can

>> No.45626641

>>45626635
I dont think there is any time where you couldn't impregnate a porc.

>> No.45626679

>>45626641
When it’s cold, pp too soft for sex

>> No.45626686

>>45621702
True but I don't have a même cat with them

>> No.45626689

I want a zoomer mino to rizz me up

>> No.45626693

>>45626602
Raccoon are actually great replacing tanukis in Japan but not much is done to preserve them

>> No.45626755

So condoms are illegal, what happens to guys who’ve gotten vasectomies when the portals open?

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It really was her year. Who will be the star of 2024?

>> No.45626758

>>45626756
Otohime!

>> No.45626774

>>45626755
Alps

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>>45626756
Wurmy

>> No.45626811

>>45626756
Year of Ocelomeh, part 2! Her decade, her century!

>> No.45626825

>>45626811
I believe in Kot supremacy.

>> No.45626837

>>45626756
Chesh, my beloved

>> No.45626840

>>45626756
You'll see...

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>>45626756
The lims will reclaim these threads. Prepare yourselves.

>> No.45626866

>>45626756
>>45626844
Neverina.

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>>45626756
>2024
>Year of the Dragon
It's time.

>> No.45626889

>>45626756
petit cat feet

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>>45626889
It's still living rent-free in my head

>> No.45626900

If you wander into a town of sexually aggressive Holstaur and Minotaur, just yodel and play a sick tune, it really helps calm them down.

>> No.45626903

>>45626895
I must touch chesh beans.

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>>45626756
It's the year of the dragon.

>> No.45626913

>>45626900
>Anon knows the secret art of Kulning
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ
>Minotaurs and Holstaurs alike calmly approach and listen

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>>45626492
Why does a fox need such big ears?

>> No.45626945

>>45626913
They call me mean, boys
Depraved and nasty too
And they ain't seen, boys,
The cruelest thing I do
You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle

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>>45624998
I know.

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>> No.45627103

>>45626937
To hear tofu being fried.

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>>45627001
Pregnant fox wife craves all sorts of weird food.

>> No.45627140

>wake up
>story got some kudos and a little feedback
>happiness fills my cold heart
>start work on my Troll story

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>> No.45627170

>>45627167
they ate too much burgers

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>>45627167
Oh yes. Fertile.

>> No.45627203

My heavily pregnant kiki insists on still doing work. What do I do about this?

>> No.45627208

Sexy Fox hags are not real and they cannot hurt me.

>> No.45627223

>>45627140
I do not remember making this post

>> No.45627263

Anyone got the info on the FC23?

>> No.45627270

>>45627263
>>/jp/thread/S44814446#p44814464
If you mean recent updates, I don't think there was much since >>45621263 other than Legit and that other guy joining.

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>>45627170
>When you eat too much at Christmas dinner

>> No.45627280

>>45626895
I want to poke them while cuddling on the sofa. I fucking love chesh

>> No.45627283

>>45627270
Alright, thanks. I'm guessing form and such doesn't have any limitation, as long as those rules are followed? Might have to enter the greentext I was going to post on AO3 after its finished, just few parts left to do.

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>>45627301

>> No.45627311

Yo I wanted to give the writer of the fresh Ocelomeh story a chance to post, but is he one of us?

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>> No.45627330

haku but was your wetnurse now personal maid/tutor
and she is very meaty and very stern as well

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Wouldn't it be funny, if someone would submit a story about a French anon getting frogged or snailed?

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>> No.45627340

>>45627167
The Aftermath of the Battle of Midway.

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Driving your momster crazy.

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>>45627340
I can't believe Akagi lost to the Best Dick.

>> No.45627371

>>45627365
I will now stay quiet before I make more of a fool of myself, and go back to my writing, see you hopefully before new years.

>> No.45627382

In case we have some legit new writers who are confused about the shitposting: you can reach me on twitter if you need to.
Simply put: don't break thread rules. It's literally that simple. Anything about specific anons being banned is nonsense.

>> No.45627383

>>45624809
>Almost TOO American
>Not a single gun in sight
More like just barely American

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Sacre bleu!
Ze frogs! Zey are everywhere!

>> No.45627437

>>45627405
Oddly arousing despite the exaggerated anatomy.

>> No.45627446

>>45620377
This is very good. I rather liked Seraphina.

>> No.45627451

>>45627335
I’d laugh if only because death by sex with escargot is a pretty French way to go.

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>> No.45627471

>>45627437
I know, right.

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>>45627405

>> No.45627484
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>> No.45627486

sanae but as a wurm girl

>> No.45627487

>>45627405
Looking pretty risky.

>> No.45627492

>>45627486
Kanako is a snek and Suwako is a frog, so Sanae must be a slug.

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Your milk dispensers have arrived.

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>>45627486
Best I can do is snek Reimu.

>> No.45627496

>>45627492
but sanae is sometimes as dum as a wurm and slugs are icky

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>> No.45627508

>>45627493
the milk has gone flat

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the cat detector results were inconclusive but i suspect she is cat-adjacent. are there any cat experts who can weigh in?

>> No.45627534

>>45627382
Thanks doc.

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>>45627493
You call those milk dispensers?

>> No.45627551

Which grocery haul would horrify a friendly Troll more?

>frozen chicken thighs, frozen broccoli, precooked rice packets, canned beans, canned tomatoes, canned nacho cheese, two dozen six-packs of precooked hard boiled eggs
>three 24 packs of ramen, half a dozen boxes of snack cakes, frozen personal pizzas, frozen burritos, frozen ravioli, family-size jug of tomato sauce
>24 pack of the cheapest beer on the market, frozen waffles, two family-size jars of peanut butter, half a dozen cans of sardines, five family-size packs of saltine crackers, party pails from the grocery deli each of which are filled with ham salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, macaroni salad and potato salad

>> No.45627560

>>45627551
Probably the 2nd. Least amount of effort required to prepare the food (you can't really speak of cooking here) and least nutritious.

>> No.45627562

>>45627513
Stick it in her butt and see if she purrs

>> No.45627564

>>45627551
The first one kind of tries, at least it needs to be cooked, especially the broccoli.
The third one screams single single middle agedman.
That second one though, it makes me cringe, which means it would be pure suffering for a troll.

>> No.45627572

>>45627551
Easily the second.
>precooked hard boiled eggs
This one just confuses me. People sell preboiled eggs?

>> No.45627573

>>45627572
Yep, I've seen then at the grocery store before.

>> No.45627576

>>45627572
>People sell preboiled eggs?
In some places. Probably depends on the country you're in.

>> No.45627582

>Visiting my childhood friends after so long
>Vampire-chan
>Hug her
>She bites my neck and drinks my blood
>Vamp mosquito-chan
>She bites my neck and drinks my blood
>Vampire bat-chan
>She eats all fruits mom packed for lunch today
>Then bites my neck and drinks my blood

>> No.45627595

>>45627493
I specially asked for undead milk

>> No.45627600

>>45627572
Most US grocery stores and truck stops sell them.

>>45627560
>>45627564
>>45627572
Yeah, #2 is probably best. #1 is more of a gymbro haul and I think I'm gonna pass on the MC being one of those. Maybe for a different story. #3 is 100% getting reused for a depressed middle aged man getting corrected by...dunno yet but he's getting corrected.

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>>45627595
We can arrange that.

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>> No.45627622

>>45627601
>ghost girl that haunts your house keeps secretly refilling the milk jugs when they're almost empty

>> No.45627625

>>45627382
Could you explain why he is not banned from your tournament? It would at least avoid more shitposts

>> No.45627627
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>> No.45627631

>>45627625
Can you stop fucking shitting up our thread with your nonsense?

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>>45627627
Pathetic horns.

>> No.45627657

>Black harpy hands you a bag of shiny Christmas foil and tinsel as a present for all they fries and chips you've tossed at her over the months

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>>45627625
Because AO3 is anonymous and I couldn't enforce it even if I wanted to.
You adhere to the rules, you get to participate. If you don't, you're out. It's that easy.

Now please let's stop talking about drama and talk about summer Yetis instead. Do they migrate back to their mountains or are they secretly beach lovers?

>> No.45627701

>>45620487
>chesh
>cringe
impossible.

>> No.45627706

>>45627687
I don't think the salt water feels very good in yeti fur after it dries.

>> No.45627717

>>45627625
Why the fuck do you care so much?

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so which 2hu girl is the best and why is it reisen?

>> No.45627720

>>45627706
That's why they go full abominable snowman and try to make an anon wetsuit.
Beware the out of season monster girl.

>> No.45627725

>>45627706
All the more reason for a nice, long shower with their husband after.

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>>45627718
*Tewi

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>>45627718

>> No.45627748
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How do I convince a centaur to sit on my face after she said no because she would crush me?

>> No.45627752

Imagine a wonderworm laying on top of you.

>> No.45627755

>>45627729
tewi cant hold as many litters as reisen can
momiji is a dog

>> No.45627759
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The natural state of a bun wife.

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>> No.45627766

>>45627748
You need to show you know what you're doing.
Start stacking strength enhancements.

>> No.45627772
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>>45627759
Beautiful.

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>>45627770

>> No.45627796

>>45627777
What do mindflayer tentacles taste like?

>> No.45627799

>>45627777
NTA but he's right, they're not even human anyway

>> No.45627807

>>45627796
Cottage cheese and birch sap.

>> No.45627823

Monster girls are communists. They will crush fascism and capitalism.

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>>45627823
You idiot. Monsters barely even understand the concept of politics. They'll just agree with whatever you say.

>> No.45627850

>>45627823
+15 moncredit

>> No.45627853

>>45627829
Her gaze scares me. She's completely covered in snow and yet she's confidently smiling at me sweetly. Maybe i should let her in after all...

>> No.45627863

>>45627853
>Maybe i should let her in after all...
YOU FOOL, that is exactly what she wants.

>> No.45627870

>be smolcelomeh
>wake up in the middle of the night, when everyone else is asleep
>be on the hunt for cookies
>be hidin' and stalkin' and sneakin' and skulkin' about
>be avoiding detection from parents at all costs
>creeeeak open the door of your room so nobody hears
>tip toe on your little pawpads down the stairs
>avoid the 7th step, it's noisy
>prowl down the corridor
>adjust your tiny lil' eyes to the dark of the kitchen (can't turn the lights on)
>be mom
>hear daughter sneak out of bed (strike one, made too much noise getting up)
>hear door slam shut (strike two, didn't close it properly)
>hear her say "cookies, I'm coming to get you" (strike three, unforgivable loss of self control)
>sigh and get out of bed
>deftly and silently slide out of the window of your bedroom
>slip into the kitchen
>be dad
>be hungry
>be oblivious that wife isn't in bed
>be oblivious that daughter's door is ajar
>walk into kitchen
>for a nice midnight snack
>turn light on
>"ARGH!"
>smolcelomeh leaps from underneath chair
>Mom dives out from ceiling (how the hell did she get up there) and catches smolcelomeh before she hurts herself
>Dad just standing there
>"...Nice catch, honey" Dad yawns.
>"Hey, we talked about this, no food after midnight" Mom pouts.
>"Oh, come on, just a snack."
>smolocelomeh stops her struggles to get out of her mom's grip
>"...can I have a snack?" she attempts, hopefully.
>"No."
>"No."
>average night with ocelomeh family
>One day smolcelomeh will get her cookies
>Just as soon as she avoids waking up mom
>or more likely, mom is satisfied with her sneaking and just lets her have them

>> No.45627872

>>45627863
I'm more scared about what she would do if she doesn't get what she wants.

>> No.45627875

>>45627872
That's why you secure the doors and windows with claymamonomines.

>> No.45627889

>>45627875
Too stupid of a strategy to even consider. And i eventually need to get out of the house. Surely i can negotiate the terms of my surrender with her.

>> No.45627894

>>45627870
Ocelomeh anon makes the sweetest greentexts.

>> No.45627910

>>45627870
10/10 This is an excellent greentext, buddy.

>> No.45627923

>>45627748
Smack her on the butt until she does so out of frustration.

>> No.45627935

>>45627870
adorable

>> No.45627936

>>45627853
Just do it. What's the worst that can happen? Just imagine her, standing in all that snow as she gazes at you with those big, sad eyes. Poor thing.

>> No.45627939

>>45627845
Wrong. Monsters will destroy Nazism, they know evil when they see it. Monster girls would know communism is right, they would be revolutionaries.

>> No.45627963

>>45627748
No need to put all of her weight on your face.

>> No.45627965

>>45627939
Holy cringe.

>> No.45627968

Just finished watching The Batman and now I want to write a story about an Anon and his harem that are playing roles in a noir detective story. I'm thinking I'd need five girls for the major roles with Phantom being an obvious choice. What other girls would go well with this kind of story?

>> No.45627987

>>45627889
t. average white flag (french) monkey

>> No.45627989
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>>45627939
Monsters obey the Demon Lord and are thus aristocratic. Get your commie shit outta here.

>> No.45627993

>>45627968
wurm
p'orc
mad hatter
ant girl
bunn girl
living doll

>> No.45627999

>Holy crin-
Is all the stupid Nazi can get out before he gets thrown to brown Monsters and raped in the name of the revolution.

>>45627989
Monarchs and tyrants will be overthrown.

>> No.45628008
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>>45627999
>Monarchs and tyrants will be overthrown.
Famous last words before CLACK.

>> No.45628010

>>45627999
KYS faggot.

>> No.45628012

>>45628008
is that..?

>> No.45628016
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>>45628012
Nothing, only CLACK.

>> No.45628017

>>45628008
Ahhhhh the advertisers Anon!

>> No.45628021
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>>45628008
>Soooo anon, why ain''t you postin on the board the last two days, huh, huh, tell me, tell me?

>> No.45628029
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>>45628021

>> No.45628033
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45628033

Please dress appropriately.

>> No.45628038

>>45628016
I can't... everywhere I go... it follows me!

>> No.45628041

>>45628021
Lmao stupid fucking overgrown rat doesn't have dynamic IP, pathetic

>> No.45628062

>>45628041
most people don't anymore now that isps are moving away from it.

>> No.45628066
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45628066

Reminder that Monsters are terrible at card games.

>> No.45628069

How can I 1v1 every mamono and win decisively every time? (Including the Demon Lord)? Asking for a friend.

>> No.45628077

>See rata in park
>Pick rata up
>Take rata home
>Observe rata taking notes on me
>interesting
>give rata an acorn
>she eats the acorn
>interesting
>use rata tail as a pillow
>interesting

>> No.45628082

>>45628069
You don't. Got less unreasonable questions?

>> No.45628089

>>45628069
Dual wield katanas, spec into crits, maximize dexterity, and make sure to not level vigor once even after reaching the point your primary attributes face diminishing returns.

>> No.45628099
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>>45627595
Creamy, full fat

>> No.45628108

Demon Lord is not safe from being turned into a marketable plushie.

>> No.45628114

>>45628099
Ice cold

>> No.45628121

>communist
>nazis
What do fags have to bring in real life bullshit in the monster girl thread?
Is it autism?

>> No.45628126

Rata will never have big boobs. Squirrels like her will always be small.

>> No.45628133

>>45627601
I want to drink directly from the source

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>>45628126

>> No.45628141

>>45628121
Probably because people like you can't help but give them attention.

>> No.45628151

Seize the means of reproduction

>> No.45628153

>>45628140
Mama Rata

>> No.45628155

How much words before posting on aOS? How much isn't enough? Happy pissmas to everyone

>> No.45628158
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>>45628121
Indeed. Let's talk about the best girl instead.

>> No.45628160

Seize the means of impregnation.

>> No.45628168

>>45627870
>Smolcelomeh found some green paint, goggles and a bucket
>Little kot's imagination fills in the gaps
>Sneaks around house to kitchen door
>Peers around corner (bucket nearly falls off her head)
>Whispers into her non-exisent ear piece
>"Mission control. I see the plate of cookies that mom left out. I'm moving in to intercept, over."
>Mom, patiently waiting behind corner, grabs smolcelomeh by scruff of neck
>Smug smile on her face
>"abort, abort!"

>> No.45628169

>>45627823
I told my kikis that if they unionize I'm replacing them all with shogs.

>> No.45628173

>>45628089
Ahh, I get it! He who strikes first wins! Gonna challenge my local lilim to a duel, wish me luck!
...I mean my friend. My friend is dueling. Yes.

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>>45628069
With faith, steel, and gunpowder.

>> No.45628244

>>45628126
>>45628140
One billion hours in MSpaint.
https://litter.catbox.moe/u0ujkd.png

>> No.45628261

Looking through the list of monster girls, I think I've settled on the girls for my noir story.

>Phantom
>Ratatoskr
>Dhampir
>Werewolf
>Living Doll

Thinking of taking inspiration from a noir D&D campaign I ran once upon a time. Not sure why I never thought about doing something like this before.

>> No.45628267

>>45628261
Nobody asked though.

>> No.45628273

I hate goats. I hate Baphomets. I hate Krampus! I'm gonna kick the next Baphomet or Krampus I see.

>> No.45628275

>>45628267
If I don't share it, I won't do it so deal with it.

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>> No.45628298

>>45628273
Satyros is the best goat. I bet even you would go have a beer with her.

>> No.45628299

>>45628168
>Be neighbour anon
>See smolcelomeh on another one of her missions
>She's in the back garden, edging towards your fence
>Ears poke over the top
>Eye peeks through a small gap, straight at the cookies you've got out on the garden table
>Roll your eyes
>Fake yawn
>Pretend to fall asleep on lawn chair and put a newspaper over your eyes for added effect
>*rustle rustle*
>*thud*
>"Mission control. Cookies secured, over."

>> No.45628309

>>45622207
Why doesn't she help him if she's so big?

>> No.45628311

>>45628261
Don't have much experience with noir detective films myself, but Demons would probably fit right in the aesthetic.

>> No.45628316

>>45628069
Use a raging mushroom. Your victory is assured.

At least against single monsters.

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>>45628261
Include valkyrie the hard cop.

>> No.45628327

>>45628316
Why stop at just single ones?
You have the POWER.
>take raging mushroom
>the power to claim ANY MAMONO at your fingertips
>even a lilim is powerless to be ripped away from her body pillow

>> No.45628328

>>45628309
He only has one shovel and is too proud to let her take it.

>> No.45628333

Thank goodness Dhampirs aren't rapists. I have no worries around my Dhampir best friend.

>> No.45628335

>>45628311
>>45628320
Maybe I'll swap the Werewolf and Living Doll out for a Demon and Valkyrie. Those might fit a bit better with the fantasy noir idea I've got.

>> No.45628340

>>45628333
>anon accidentally cuts his finger
>Dhampir best friend starts heavily breathing

>> No.45628350

>>45628335
I mean you don't have to, was just a suggestion.

>> No.45628357

>>45628327
>Why stop at just single ones?
Because NTR isn't allowed here. Fuck off.

>> No.45628360

>>45628357
What I want to be allowed is allowed and you can't stop me.

>> No.45628363

>>45628357
That's not even how raging mushrooms work. Just ignore the shitpost.

>> No.45628374

>>45628363
It is.
Any monster girl. Tamed. By me for my harem.

>> No.45628390

>Once I was a normal man
>but then I was bitten by a radioactive matango
>now I have the power of a raging mushroom inside me!
>wherever I go, all monsters must submit
>hunted by the order to who want to steal my power to win their war
>shunned by men who fear I may take their wives
>I am... the mushroom-man

>> No.45628394

>tfw u wake up in mgc high as a freshman in math class
>Ms. Haku woke u up, and u need to say what x is in the 4+x=0
>And you have a monster boner
>to your is the resident wurm girl, Samathana,to your right is the student council president, Elizabeth the wight
>the rest are mob faced succs, pyrows, foxes, and p'orc girls
>And all are waiting for anon to answer
what is your next action

>> No.45628413

>>45628394
Just say x = -4 cause I don't see answering wrong impressing anyone.

>> No.45628443

>>45628413
u gotta get up and write it on the board anon

>> No.45628448
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brrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes

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>>45628448
totally poggers, yo

>> No.45628462

>>45628448
So radical, dude.

>> No.45628471

>>45628448
>>45628455
I'm confiscating their smartphones. They need to be paying attention to school, not social media

>> No.45628474

>>45626462
I want a fox like this

>> No.45628495

>>45628328
>Anon goes out to shovel the drive
>his magma golem wife melts it for him
>he tells her to go back inside
>she watches from the window as he scoops more snow onto the drive to clear off

>> No.45628497

>>45628448
I'm sure glad my bestie Pyrow agrees with me that marriage is fucking gay lol, who wants to do something like that and have a bunch of snotty brats am I right? The hot mating sex, paizuri marathon and cunnilingus bath time and creampieing we both had yesterday was just hanging out and fooling around having fun and nothing more btw we're just friends and nothing else btw it was just curiosity btw she told me she's on the pill so it's okay

>> No.45628505

i desire haku momster teacher wife
i want milkies and uppies when I get an answer correct
I wanna get my weewee milked when Ido something bad
i want to be able to climb mommy and be able to fuck her while shes walking
while under her dress
i want mommy haku gf

>> No.45628506

>>45628340
>making out with a dhampir or the first time
>she's completely passive because she's focusing on overcoming the urge to nip your mouth

>> No.45628516

>>45628497
>she told me she's on the pill so it's okay
She wasn't lying, those vitamin supplements are important for stamina.

>> No.45628537

>>45628448
>me and ms pyrow are friends!
>she has a lot of friends
>and throws the best parties!
>>45628497
Indeed. But if you don't stake your claim don't be surprised when you aren't the only contestant.

>> No.45628539

>>45628516
B-but that's not what I thought she meant when she said... She wasn't very specific so I just assumed- ...
Oh fuck.

>> No.45628551

>>45628539
Don't worry, it's going to be only pretend parenthood combined with pretend marriage for epic tax deductions and scamming the Big Sister for child benefits

>> No.45628559

>>45628448
Auntie please stop, you're almost 40

>> No.45628562

>>45628551
They're probably gonna figure it out when she throws another of her sexy parties...

>> No.45628579

>>45628448
What she gets up to when left unattended with an iphone: https://youtu.be/vtjZEvPXr0w

>> No.45628586

how many of us here want to fuck tall meat monsters
and who wants to do it while shes walking?

>> No.45628593

>>45628586
>how many of us here want to fuck tall meat monsters
Sorry bro she's already taken:
https://files.catbox.moe/ccphqy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/yvf4zz.png

>> No.45628611

gonna prank pyrow by telling her I'll pull out and then not pulling out

>> No.45628626

>>45628593
I see room for one more in there.
>Abzorbaloff girl

>> No.45628632

>>45628611
>anon about to pull out his prank
>at the same moment pyrow pulls hers - the surprise leglock
I guess you can call it a stalemate

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>>45628448
Young memesters...

>> No.45628658

If you had a shog in your harem would she assimilate all other girls in the harem?

>> No.45628663

>>45628658
There can only be one.

>> No.45628664
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>>45628448
I'm starting to warm up to Pyrows. Any good fics involving them?

>> No.45628666

Beware if you see a kejourou and pyrow together. They'll take you out for a casual outing!

>> No.45628687
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Improved with cute little fangs.

>> No.45628695

>>45628327
The real answer?
It doesn't actually make you any stronger. Just makes you horny and the monsters more submissive.

>> No.45628726

>>45628695
oh. i see.
I guess that poster was right
It really just is more disguised femdom.

>> No.45628737

>>45628695
I know it's not how it really works either, but I just imagined a married monster looking at some random stranger going ooga booga because he's tripping on raging mushrooms and this somehow gets her in a mood for maledom sex with her husband, which is funny.

>> No.45628749

>>45628695
I'm gonna write it anyway. When's the contest deadline again?

>> No.45628770
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maybe its my braiin on FF7 but "one winged dragon" feels coniderably less impressive

>> No.45628776

>>45628770
Meanwhile Time's Scar/Scars of Time and People Imprisoned by Destiny are still bangers regardless of context.

>> No.45628780

>>45628770
>considerably

>> No.45628786

>>45628770
That shoe annoys me

>> No.45628802

>>45628770
My two cents is that being a one winged angel carries a more symbolic meaning than being a one winged dragon. The former gives off the impression of deprived divinity which has been glorified sense Paradise Lost, and the latter just makes the dragon seem sissy.

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>> No.45628804

>>45628802
*since

>> No.45628811
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>>45628803

>> No.45628818

>>45628316
>>45628327
>>45628726
That's what you get for using crap you find in mamono realms against mamono.

>> No.45628828

>>45628818
This wouldn't happen in order realms.

>> No.45628832

>>45628390
>shunned by men who fear I may take their wives
BASED

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>> No.45628873

>>45628838
Why does she have a mic?

>> No.45628878

>>45628873
Because she's singing, duh.

>> No.45628885

>>45628818
>find a bunch of notes in the dungeon saying I have to find the venom sword to defeat the echidna
>find the secret chamber and solve a bunch of puzzles to unlock the chest containing the sword
>attack echidna with the sword
>the venom just makes her horny
last time I trust random dungeon notes

>> No.45628891

>>45628885
It's funny to think that mamono weapons may as well be styrofoam to smack you with, ignoring the sex combat implications.

>> No.45628910

>>45628891
Hey man, don't fuck with the guy with the Legendary Demon Realm Silver-Laced Pool Noodle+9, that thing's got some tallies.

>> No.45628918

>sword is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>axe is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>bow is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>suit of steel plate armor is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>an ak-47 is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>a fucking tank is exposed to to mamono magic
>wait for it...
>becomes mamono
Clearly the answer to the mamono problem is just using you bare fists and going unarmored.

>> No.45628922
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>>45628838
I know this is gonna be considered verboten by most here in the thread. But the only way I could see a jubjub behaving normal without being "perched" on a man is by using him as a human dildo. Think like the jester girl from the "Castle of Temptation" hentai game. I mean, she is a Wonderland girl after all, so such a concept isn't out of the realm of possibility with her.

>> No.45628930

did you know if a chesh uses teleport on you she can just warp you into her clothes and you take instaloss damage from chesh boob musk

>> No.45628934

>>45628918
>a fucking tank is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono

Now, there's some inspiration. Perhaps an isekai'd tank crew from the 2nd World War that slowly gets picked off by monster girls until the sole survivor is stuck driving his tank around until she transforms into an Automaton to protect him from getting snatched and herself from being left alone to rust in a field.

>> No.45628938

>>45628922
I don't even know why you consider that bad.

>> No.45628941

>>45628934
Oh shit even better idea. The tank becomes two girls as the tank itself becomes a Living Armor and the cannon becomes a Cursed Weapon. Nobody steal this, it's all mine.

>> No.45628946

>>45628934
>tank automaton
This sounds more fun to draw than the automation dragon I was concepting...

>> No.45628950

>>45628934
I was going to go with the tank monsterizes and the men are trapped inside and milked.

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>> No.45628989

>>45628938
It's more or less, unbirth (vaginal vore).

>> No.45629015

If you have a big mansion then you'll need a big kiki (9ft)

>> No.45629018

>>45628989
Everyone wants to do a bit of cave exploration at least once in their life and if they deny it they are lying.
Who doesn't want to know what makes monster pussy tick?

>> No.45629023

>>45629015
ideal for those hard-to-reach places

>> No.45629030

>>45629015
Big Kiki needs thick, strong arms.

>> No.45629031

>>45629018
>Ms. Haku takes her class on a field trip

>> No.45629037

>>45628989
>>45629031
>>45629018
>Miss Haku's Magic School Bus

>> No.45629051

>>45629031
>>45629037
Now the main question; Which monster girl will they explore?

>> No.45629064

>>45629051
All of them.

>> No.45629105

>>45629018
>Who doesn't want to know what makes monster pussy tick?
cant they build a machine to figure that out?

>> No.45629110

>>45629105
It keeps getting sucked in.

>> No.45629137
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meow

>> No.45629154

>>45629105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gq3UEAiWio

>> No.45629156
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>> No.45629157

Can anyone really prove that demons aren't part cat?

>> No.45629162

>>45629157
Use catnip on them and tell us the results.

>> No.45629164

>>45629051
one episode for each monster girl in the class

>> No.45629169

>>45629162
That seems like a quick way to get carried off.

>> No.45629170
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>>45629157
Just use your handy dandy Cat Detector

>> No.45629173

Monster girl cocks...

>> No.45629182
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I really enjoy this dog.

>> No.45629183

>>45629173
>being chased around by a large chicken girl
You shouldn't step into their territory if you're so scared of them, anon.

>> No.45629188

>>45629173
Is your monster wife growing a penis and telling you to suck it not the ultimate act of femdom?

>> No.45629189

>>45629173
>>45629183
Monster girl rooster?

>> No.45629190

>>45629183
It's the fastest way to my destination

>> No.45629196 [DELETED] 

Why are you /trash/leeches so mad about getting cucked out of your cuckolding fetish that you're willing to spend a year posting braindead shit in here? Shouldn't being turned into a pathetic cuck turn you on since it's your fetish?

>> No.45629203

>>45629164
Funnily enough, or not so funny, but one student always goes missing each episode! The final episode, with the teacher Miss Haku herself and the last remaining student in the class.

>> No.45629207

>>45629137
What a tiny bulb.

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>>45629196
>Notice me! I pretend to care so much about the threads, but I greenpost each and every time someone says something I don't like because I have single digit IQ and don't grasp the irony that despite my complaining that they've shitposted all year I have to reward them by reacting every time they do it

>> No.45629209 [DELETED] 

>>45629196
Why are you projecting

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>> No.45629220 [DELETED] 

>>45629208
I don't understand? Surely reacting to the trolls is the best way to get them to stop, right? Everyone knows that. It's worked so well all year, right?

>> No.45629228

>>45629188
Yes

>> No.45629230 [DELETED] 

>45629173
>45629196
I'm starting to think these are the same posters

>> No.45629235 [DELETED] 

>>45629230
No, you think?

>> No.45629238 [DELETED] 

>>45629230
the end result is the same, so it's whatever

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>>45629196
At least you have the mge fangame to look forward to! Out in a couple days then I'll figure out how to add porn.

>> No.45629247 [DELETED] 

>>45629230
I wouldnt be surprised

>> No.45629250 [DELETED] 

>>45629220
>>45629208
>S-stop complaining about it! You cant stop me from shitposting anyway!
So are you gonna answer the question or....?

>> No.45629254

I'm gonna double Kiki's salary.

>> No.45629256

Me at the bar talking to the Wight hag sitting across from me and telling her all about how real men would never let themselves be dominated by a female and that I'm a badass and I won't ever be some boytoy, I'm a MAN and I'M in charge.

>> No.45629267

>>45629254
>twice as many hugs
>twice as many cute movies together
A kiki's joy? Priceless.

>> No.45629273

>>45629188
No, it's her growing a penis and impregnating you

>> No.45629277

>>45629273
Pretty femdom. But I don't really like the idea.

>> No.45629289

>>45629277
That's okay. Your wife wouldn't do it if you didnt like it.

>> No.45629307

>>45629182
she's fucking gross she has piercings

>> No.45629311
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>>45629307
I find a lot of her cute. and I have to respect a guy that draws his OC 800+ times.

>> No.45629317

>>45629307
I don't think that's the grossest part.

>> No.45629328 [DELETED] 

>>45629220
Ignoring trolls only works up until a certain threshold of mental illness and cucks from /trash/ are several magnitudes above it. As you can see they will just samefag and spam endlessly.

>> No.45629341

Just report and ignore the drama posting.

>> No.45629343 [DELETED] 

>>45629328
Also it's really effective only with competent moderation.

>> No.45629388

Is the Ocelomeh story part of the contest? I'm pretty sure it was a request from the threads.

>> No.45629390

>>45629307
what's wrong with piercings? piercings are hot

>> No.45629393

>>45629388
You mean "Spotted"? I don't think so.

>> No.45629396
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>>45629256
Meanwhile the Wight:
>"Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah... Mm."
>('God he's so fucking cute, I can't wait to pick him up and take him back home with me')

>> No.45629398

>>45629390
ms apophis can keep one non-ear piercing but she's going to have to tone it down

>> No.45629401

>>45629393
No, the taco one from this morning.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208

>> No.45629410

>>45629401
Okay, I missed it. No idea then, give the original post a (You) and see if he answers.
>>45623947

>> No.45629416

>>45628803
Loli monsters are not for sex. Loli monsters are for headpatting and buying icecream and adoption and finding a wife who would be a good mother to them.

>> No.45629418

>>45629410
Oh, he did post it here. I missed that.
Damn it. Been buried in my story all day, my bad.

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>>45629416
they're for protecting their adoptive father figure from SLUTS and WHORES

>> No.45629422

>>45623947
This was very enjoyable! Are you entering it into the contest? If so, please add [FC23] in front of the title so we can find it later.

>> No.45629424

>>45629420
As they should

>> No.45629451

>>45629388
That was me. I'm not a competitive sort so I didn't intend it for the contest. I just needed to get some writing completed and some one shots seem to be helping as I try to clear up some writer's block for a much longer Lim story.

>> No.45629517

>>45629451
The main point of the contest was to encourage new writers. You are a new writer. Think of it as less a competition and more as a fun bonus if you win. Hopefully everyone here is writing for the love of it, and not to win a prize.

>> No.45629524

>>45627823
>>45627845
>>45627939
>>45627965
>>45627989
>>45627999
>>45628008
>>45628016
>>45628021
>>45628041
>>45628062
I swear... Ocelomehs, Amazons, Rainforest Frogs and various other brown Third World monster girls larping as "revolutionaries" or "Imperialists" has been a bane and cancer in the internet ever since said Third World monsters have gained internet access and cheaper smartphones.

I HATE THIRD WORLD MAMONO WITH INTERNET ACCESS!

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>>45629517
No.
I want skai to draw a cait sith
You'll never find my entry. It's secret.
But it's there
Boo!

>> No.45629551

>>45629524
>an amazon has been dispatched to your location

>> No.45629609

>>45629517
Are multiple entries permitted for the contest or just one story per writer? Asking because I'm nearly done with a Troll one shot that'll probably be done tonight or tomorrow that'll be a bit longer.

>> No.45629619

>>45629609
Just one. I don't care which you submit as long as you start/finish within the period.

>> No.45629639

>>45629619
Thanks Anon, guess I'll go ahead and pick one then.

>> No.45629646

>>45629524
A Tezcatlipoca has been given your personal information and will now pursue the hunt.

>> No.45629653

>>45629646
Uhhhh... big dumb kots! With their big golden eyes and, uh, soft paws! I bet they couldn't catch me! I'd like to see them try!

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>>45629653
Is there something else you'd like to say anon?

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>>45629173
I bet Anon likes big cocks.

>> No.45629682

>>45629674
don't you mean...Tom?

>> No.45629684

>>45629679
Nice cock, bro.

>> No.45629690

>>45629674
Sir Eduardo Cruz II was never the same ever since that furry jungle harlot made her way into his tent and took him that night.

>> No.45629693

>>45629317
you're right she also got tattoos.
however the hell tattoos work on fur anyways?

>> No.45629713

I want a black harpy, but I also want a centaur, and then I think to myself how I'd really like a kikimora, a holstaur, and a danuki. But I'd also really, really like a lamia as well as a sandworm. A salamander would be nice too and a dormouse for cuddles. I also want an anubis for my daily dose of autism.

So many hard choices.

>> No.45629720

>>45629713
Get a Nightmare who can roleplay all of these in your dreams.

>> No.45629726

>>45629690
Okay, but what are the jungle kots and jungle/rainforest mamono's opinions and takes on white people of the Western World/Anglosphere?

>> No.45629743

>>45629726
Soon to be house husbands

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>>45629713
A little bit of harpy in my life, a little bit of centaur by my side
A little bit of kiki is all I need, a little bit of holstaur is what I see
A little bit of Danuki in the sun, a little bit of lamia all night long
A little bit of sandworm here I am
A little bit of mon makes me your man

Monster Mambo 5

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>>45629713
Just take them all

>> No.45629792

>>45629765
I don't care who the farmers send, I am not buying corn

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>>45629792
It's a good investment!

>> No.45629817

I admit it! I'm a slut for kots! I want to hold kot paws! I want to huff kot mane! I want to rub kot ears!

>> No.45629827

So who's judging the comp anyway?

>> No.45629840

>>45629827
It's a vote like last year.

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>>45629827
You. Because it will probably be voting again.

>> No.45629862

>>45629765
That doesn't feel right. I can only take 1

>> No.45629870

How do I prevent Bears from attacking me while hiking? Does bear-girl spray really work to fend them off from me?

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