/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45593382
It's a rainy day and I need an umbrella.

>>45593382
Stupid dumbrella, can't you see I'm hitting on you?

>>45593382
Oh sorry, I was talking to Sanae. WHo the hell are you?

>>45593382
It would be a christmas miracle to hold hands with Kogasa.
I love you Kogasa-chan

>>45593382
Shut up and bear my children you stupid sexy dumb umbrella.

How humiliating would it be to actually be surprised by Kogasa? Imagine you're living in the human village, out for a walk in broad daylight. After a while, you start hearing another set of footsteps, just out of sync with yours. It's probably just a fairy, but to be safe you turn around and head back towards home, but the footsteps get closer and louder, and you start running through the list of youkai you know how to deal with in your head. Unfortunately, you run through that list pretty quickly, and you start thinking about the ones you can't handle.

Just as you're getting to some of the really mean ones, Kogasa drops down in front of you, hanging by her knees from a tree-branch. You were so absorbed in thought that you reflexively jump back, and before you can recover yourself, her huge umbrella-tongue gives your face a nice long lick. She giggles, says "Thanks for the meal, mister!", and floats away into the sky, leaving you weak and drained, barely able to get back to your warm house.

You're bedridden for a few days, but the worst part is when you recover and have to face your friends. "So, what's the story?" asks a man who lost his left arm to Rumia. "Yeah, tell us" says the young boy who courageously rescued his two brothers from Yukari. There's a hush in the bar, and everyone's listening.

You try to obscure the details, saying you didn't really get a good look at the creature, but nobody's buying it. "You say it was a young girl?" they say. "Well, what did she look like? What's this about a long tongue?" The schoolteacher gives you a knowing smirk, and you have to admit that Kogasa surprised you.

The crowd erupts in laughter. Young children who have to be warned about fairies jeer at you. The man who once tripped over Youmu's phantom half sighs in relief: there will be a new butt of jokes in the village.

>>45602291
You're slowly becoming bitter. You develop a grudge against that umbrella youkai for making your life miserable. As the mockery worsens with each passing day, your rage gradually builds until it reaches its peak.

You're out for a walk in broad daylight, again. Again, you hear a set of footsteps trailing behind you and a faint giggle from a familiar, yet aggravating voice. You grit your teeth, clenching your fists as you take the same exact route back home.

Unsurprisingly, Kogasa repeats the same exact tactic she used to scare you the first time. Her legs hooked around the branch of a tree, she swings down and lets out a shriek. "Bero bero baa!!" However, in response you just remain standing there, glaring at her.

Recognizing that her plan had failed, Kogasa slowly grew nervous as she remained dangling from the tree, unsure of what to do. However, in the next instant she laid crumpled on the ground, dazed and confused as to what had just transpired. Her cheek bore a deep red mark, likely going to bruise. Feeling your presence looming over her, Kogasa brought her gaze upwards. Her vision was obscured by the tears welling up in her eyes as the pain began to register in her brain.

Before the umbrella youkai had the the opportunity to fully grasp the situation, you brought your fist down against her face again. Your right hook made contact with her left temple, sending shock-waves through her cranium as she let out another scream in pain.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, mister..! P-Please stop!"

Kogasa tucked her head, guarding and obscuring her bruised, crying face behind her arms. She remained sitting there in front of you, quivering and shaking in terror. Minutes pass as you both remained fixed in your positions, the night air growing stagnant as the tension slowly subsided. Assuming she was safe, she lowered her guard and raised her head to take another glance at her assailant. But she lets out another shriek as you grab a clump of her hair, tugging her head upwards as you kneel down and glare directly at her heterochromatic eyes. Her face was streaked with tears, battered and bruised. She was unable to return your gaze, her eyes shut tight out of pure fear.

"Kogasa. That's what they call you, right?"

She nodded weakly in response. Her eyes remained shut tight. She bit her lower lip, balling her hands up into fists against the dirt floor. She expected more physical abuse, more pain, more torment. Yet, it never came. Instead, she was met with something else.

"Kogasa, over the past few days, I've heard stories about you. About who you are, and how you were born. And now I remember."

She was unsure as to what you were getting at, yet she remained sitting there and continued to listen.

"I wasn't originally from here. I came from a distant land, where the cherry blossoms bloomed in the Spring like in Hakugyokurou. I came from a poor family. Everything I owned was, more often than not, secondhand. And I remember for my seventh birthday I was given a hand-me-down, tattered umbrella. It was dingy. It had an ugly shade of purple. The other kids would laugh at me for bringing it to school on rainy days. It was always such a hindrance."

Tears welled up in Kogasa's eyes.

"Kogasa, did you ever wonder why you were born? Wondered what's the point of your existence? Wondered why you're even alive? Do you understand why I threw you away? Do you understand how much of a failure you are? You must have been aware of that fact in the deep recesses of your mind, yet you never wanted to acknowledge it."

Kogasa was sobbing.

"Quit lying to yourself. Quit trying to give your life any meaning when you're aware there is none. You're aware surprising me was just a fluke. You're aware you can't really scare anyone. And did you think you could compensate for your inherent uselessness by leading the life of a youkai?"

Kogasa's audible sniveling and whimpers continued to fill the air. She held up her hands against her face, cradling it as tears poured down into her palms. You learned forward, whispering into her ear.

"Your entire life is a failure and no one ever wanted you. So, isn't it better if you just killed yourself?"

In that instant, you were unable to see the expression on her face but you could easily imagine the overwhelming despair and sorrow her visage held. Standing up, you look down to see the defeated, lifeless figure of what was once Kogasa Tatara. Her arms dangled by her sides. Her eyes were vacant, pointed downwards and looking at nothing in particular. She looked pathetic. Looking to the side, you notice Kogasa's umbrella counterpart resting at the base of the tree. Grabbing it, you toss it in front of her before turning around and resuming your trip back home. With her disappearing out of sight, the tranquil silence of the forest was the only ambiance reaching your ears. Yet suddenly, from a distance behind, you could have sworn to have heard the sound of something snapping.

>>45602291
>How humiliating would it be to actually be surprised by Kogasa?
It would most certainly happen to me because I am very easily startled. Even a dog that I know is there and know is going to bark barking at me from the other side of a tall fence can make me jump.

>>45602291
i enjoyed this
>>45602298
I didn't enjoy this :^(

>>45602298
Cool. One problem. That would make our protagonist over 100 years old. Is he a youkai? Why doesn't he kill himself?

>>45593382
While other anons make compelling arguments, I happen to be a jumpy stud who can provide Kogasa with the fulfillment that she seeks.

>>45603016
send more pics like this

>>45603043
Sure. Here is the follow-up.

>>45603016
>>45603306
This artist really has a way with depicting romance, especially in the Remilia pieces. They remind me that I'm not as resilient to human desires as I think I am.

>>45602298
Yet still, this is a much more gentle treatment than she gets from Reimu on a bad day.

>>45603306
what tag do I use on danbooru to find pics like this?

"Huh? You like me?" Kogasa tilts her head to the side, flashing you a bright smile while giving her umbrella a spin. "Ehehe, I like you too, Anon-kun! We're friends!"

You shake your head and try to explain. Kogasa tilts her head to the other side with a confused look. "More than friends? I don't get it, what's more than friends?" You gesture to a village couple walking hand in hand with their cheerful child.

"Oh! I see." Kogasa takes on a serious expression and leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone. "You want us to kidnap a human child and raise it as a pet together. It'll be tough-" She cuts herself off at your negative facial expression. This girl can't be this naive?

You say it flat out, confessing your feelings. Kogasa's cheeks redden and her eyes go wide, nervously fidgeting with her umbrella. "Ah-h, lovers? You mean, like, you and m-me? Doing *that* sort of thing, together?" She looks around, quietly "awawa"-ing, before finally locking eyes with you with a resolute stare and, with a swallow, purses her lips while closing her eyes and leaning in to you. Your heart flutters as you close your eyes to meet her, pressing your lips to-

A wet, rubbery wall of cold slick bumps greets you, your eyes immediately shoot open and you let out a muffled gasp as the red wet surface presses hard against your face and smothers you. The sudden resistance causes you to stumble back and land your behind on the ground, you look up to see a large red tongue hanging out of Kogasa's umbrella. Kogasa herself has a triumphant grin, bending down with a wink. "Haha! I surprised you, didn’t I! Haha!" She backs up and spins on one leg while you bring yourself to your feet, feeling heat building in your cheeks and ears. As you look around you see chuckling and shaking heads among the villagers watching the sudden spectacle. Maybe it was foolish of you to try to attempt romance with someone not human. It's not like you ever had a chance with regular girls.

"Hey, Anon-kun!" You turn your head and clench your jaw in preparation for more of Kogasa's gloating.

*Chu* A light blue blur rushes up to meet your face and suddenly there is warm softness on your lips, a gentle scent of flowers after a light rain, and after a fleeting eternity the kiss breaks and Kogasa lowers herself off her tip-toes and sticks out her pink tongue. A mischievous twinkle in her eyes. "I surprised you again," she whispers. Before you can find words to respond, she takes your hand and starts walking side by side with you, going nowhere in particular.

>>45603474
>You want us to kidnap a human child and raise it as a pet together.
Yes.

>>45603016
God I wish that were me

>>45603335
>They remind me that I'm not as resilient to human desires as I think I am.
Are you a cute youkai girl from the Outside World by any chance?

>>45602291
>the young boy who courageously rescued his two brothers from Yukari
Heh, made me laugh

>>45603442
husband_and_wife, mother_and_son, wedding_ring_, pregnant
All of these work combined with touhou.

>>45606745
Just a normal fellow who was not built as differently as he thought.

>>45608065
All jokes aside, I get what you mean. Some instincts are hard coded.

What's with all these roleplaying faggots lately, 4chan culture really is fucking dead kek

>>45607036
I wanted self-insert manga with romance but I only find hentais

I want to look at me with eyes full of love

>>45603016
>>45603306
This guy is a lanklet compared to the absolute chad that is Remilia's husband.
Low class Youkai attract low class men, such is the balance.

>>45615323
I'm okay with that.

She needs new clothes, it seems.

>>45615323
Remilia demands only the best while Kogasa has more modest tastes. It's fitting.

>>45593382
It's a rainy day and I need an umbrella.

I love her

>>45623697
Free chocolate! Pleasant surprise!

Surprise motherfucker

>>45623804
Happy ending surprise!

>>45623804
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEE I can't be changing no diapers, man!

>>45603474
Cute, now have Kogase get NTR'd by all of Gensokyou.

>>45624127
Shut up!

>>45624127
I think Kogasa wouldn't mind that.
She could actually even propose sharing with her friends. Nobody really expects their girl to want to give them a harem.

>>45625688
Reminds me of this picture.
Kogasa is fine with you fucking other girls as long as you don't throw her away.
She may even suggest something like "you have to give me one kid for every girl you sleep with".

>>45623804
Wait a minute... I'm a virgin!
AIEEEE! KANAKO-SAMA, GODDESS OF VIRGINITY, HELP MEEEEEE!

>>45624127
>>45625028
Its a fact that low tier youkai are like starving dogs fighter over scraps. One gets a loving human then the others will swoop in and try taking him at all costs. Its just the way it is, Kogasa wouldn't be able to protect her man from any of these hussies

>>45618535
To Remilia, appearances are everything, while Kogasa only really cares for a loving personality.

>>45625688
>>45625787
Kogasa being a cuck somehow makes her hotter in my eyes.

>>45626056
>>45625955
>>45625787
>>45625688
Shut up! Shup up! Shut up! SHUT UP!
Kogasa is for mutual love and marriage with a kid on the way every year!

>>45626600

Get murdered ntr niggers

Do you correct her or leave her ignorant?

>>45626600
That's a lot of kids. Like too many kids. What is she going to do with all those kids?

>>45628223
Sell them as disposable umbrellas.

>>45626600
All of that is still possible though.

Can we agree that realistically she is the most wifeable non-human?

>>45632466
Yes, but it depends. Do you see magicians, hermits and celestials as non-humans?
Barring those species, Kogasa and Kokoro are the two main 'old-school' youkai whose abilities or places of activity aren't inherently dangerous for humans. Not to mention:
>kogasa is explicitly stated to have never attacked or eaten anyone
>she has prior experience as a caretaker
>making a living off of her top-notch crafting/blacksmithing skills would likely be easy
>her whole existence is based around craving acceptance from humans

>>45628223
Give me one so I can have my own loli Kogasa

Starting a blacksmithing business with Kogasa

>>45602291
Based story

>>45628223
Overthrow the Yakumo regime

>>45626600
>Kogasa is for mutual love and marriage with a kid on the way every year!
Alright then I'll do it. Sex with Kogasa to impregnate Kogasa so that Kogasa can bear many little Kogasas

>>45634747
No you can't!
I'm already doing it with Kogasa and we'll raise a happy family together!

>>45632466
>>45632789
Perfect wife for people who like going on walks on rainy days.

>>45632466
Out of all the youkai I'd say Alice takes the cake from an objective point of view, but Kogasa is up there.

>>45635781
Why do you think that?

>>45603016

>>45635988
She doesn't eat humans and more than likely has elite housekeeping skills, though I'll admit I didn't put more than a moment's thought into this.

>>45637926
And it shows, Alice is a sadistic psycho as well and WILL kill you and all your friends

>>45603016
>>45615373
>>45603306

>>45640259
No anon! Kogasa wouldn't want you to be sad, because it makes her sad!
Remember that Kogasa can't just fix you, you must be strong enough to be worthy of the greatest brella so believe in the umbrella that we all believe in!

Never forget how much she appreciates you, Anon. Nothing makes her happier than when you ask her how her day is.

>>45646621
>Nothing makes her happier than when you ask her how her day is.
So she's sad because we can't do it?

She deserve to be happy and loved by many.

>>45624127
Why? Kogasa isn’t a spousal abuser

>>45646621
But I would never ask her that because I don't like it when people ask me that. It's such a pointless question that only invites stock responses.

>>45653867
only if you're an autist who doesn't have anything interesting to talk about
kogasa probably does quite a lot of stuff in a day with all the scaring, or babysitting, or blacksmithing

Kogasa has 2 threads!!! TWO!!!!!!

>>45661887
Two threads for a two good 'brella.

>>45661887
Twice the opportunity to bully that failure of an umbrella!

>>45661904
Good luck with that

>>45653892
>autist who doesn't have anything to talk about

NTA but that is exactly what i am

>>45661887
That nothing, I've once seen Tenshi have six threads at the same time. This lowly umbrella just can't complete with the heavenly celestial.

>>45662144
*loads the gun*
Nah, I'd win

Happy new year to the cutest umbrella ever

>>45666418
You're raising jobbingflags talking like that

>>45673896
There are few things more embarassing than jobbing to a dorky stage 2 boss.
Everyone in Gensokyo would make fun of you, even the fairies. And every time you and Kogasa crossed paths, she'd smugly remind you of that one time she kicked your ass.

>>45666418
>Nah, I'd win
It's so Gojover for you An/on.

>>45674302
I'd simply challenge her again and again and again and again until I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's not going that easily

>>45628469
Banki's wife...

>>45675247
When the cute umbrella decides you've fucked around enough and need to find out

>>45627594
I would rape the umbrella until she's completely pregnant then she'll know.

>>45666418
"And thus, Anon got raped and now has to pay child support"
- The end

Her chest size surprises me!

>>45677190
me and my /jp/ bros on the right

>>45677190
>

>>45677205
You're Sanny's boyfriend? Damn. Tell her to be nicer to Kogasa and put a word in for me with Kanako please.
mango saus: https://mangadex.org/title/6b0363fa-06ba-4538-a6c3-814633b7a5ae/motto-sanae-san-no-tawawa-ni-tsuite

>>45677256
It's cute how she thinks she's scary.

>>45679540
Terrifying!

>>45677190
sauce?

>>45679555
bro... >>45679363

Top 5 2hus I would bull if they were real.

>>45679621
Top 5 2hus I would friend if they were real/\.

>>45679561
apolocheese

>>45679621
Top 5 2hus I would impregrnate, marry and grow old together with if they were real

>>45679809
I'm sorry Anon
Kogasa is immortal
she will be forced to watch you wither and die in front of her

>>45681875
She would die with you as she found fulfillment in being needed again and her desire for revenge is abandoned, thus having no purpose as a youkai.

Smooching Kogasa like a grandma would!

>>45675273
>kogasa is a dyke

So shes not gonna marry me? Oh well, time for youkai extermination.

>>45687475
Who are you quoting?

>>45687383
Anon, she's saying "Wait!! Don't take off your clothes!!" in that picture. You have one weird grandmother.

>>45687721
These are the best ones!

Actually, Kogasa was the almighty dragon god all along.

>>45679621
Urumi?

>>45687475
youkai have needs to

she barely missed the cutoff to enter the hag club

>>45700351
Kogasa is way to sweet, innocent and cheerful to be part of the hang club. Plus she's too young.

>>45700985
>sweet, innocent and cheerful
sure, no objections there
>Plus she's too young
oil-paper umbrellas are a relic of the past mostly seen as souvenirs these days, so it wouldn't be too unlikely if kogasa's was created around a thousand years ago
tsukumogami become sentient on their 100 year anniversary, and we know from kogasa that she existed back when humans were easily scared by youkai
her being quite old is not a guarantee, but still I see it as a possibility

>>45701090
Her age doesn't matter, no matter how old she could never become a hag.

>>45701773
I know. I just find the idea amusing

>>45603474
I can't believe people are still posting my silly story. It's both kinda embarrassing but nice.

You'll see. You'll all see.

>>45703995
BOO!

>>45703995
Don't cosplay as Yukari Kogasa!!! It might turn you into a lonely jobber and socially awkward hag

Terrifying creature...

Going to "surprise" some savages

>>45712597
Kogasa if she was cool

>>45618418

>>45715273
I don't think it's a good idea to leave such a young-looking umbrella with the doll weirdo.

sus

I want to "hold" and "fold" this umbrella.

>>45724845
How would one go about folding the 'gasa?

>>45732908
last panel

Kind Umbrella

>>45733991
I love it when Kogasa is drawn with thick teal eyelashes.

>>45724206
Bullying Kogasa!
Kogasa slipping into your home in the dead of night!
Kogasa informing you that her being kind is a choice, not a requirement!
Never being heard from again!

>>45746964
Kogasa ambushing me in the middle of the night might cause me a little trouble but as this anon >>45666418 put it,
>Never being heard from again!
Nah, I'd win

>>45749926
Confident words for someone in glomping range

>>45749926
Those words are strong enough to make you job even against Kogasa

>>45750486
I can almost see that anon doing the thing before submitting his post. Poor guy.

>>45666418
>>45749926
Anon after his battle with Kogasa

>>45749966
Public yet hidden sex with Kogasa

>>45724845
>Eyes up here buddy!!
I'd rather stare at your tits Kogasa-Chan

Kogasa is in trouble! How will she get out of this one!

>>45763433
People will hate me for saying this, but probably something homosexual.

>>45763433
With her mighty muscles!

>>45763433
With her fists

>>45753014
This is just Anon's face after the honeymoon

Kogasa if she were a character from the Touhou Project series

>>45765055
How sad, Kogasa has become even more of a jobber. Now she's lonely, a hag and is like by no-one aswell.

>>45765115
Wrong. Yukari-sama is adorable, and so is our dear Kogasa-chan. They're beloved by dozens of us.

>>45666418
Kogasa would think you were proposing a via shotgun wedding

>>45766610
He didn't lie then,marrying Kogasa sounds like a win to me

>>45765445
Now that Yukari has turned into Kogasa, she has become less of a lonely jobbing hag and people like her now. Her power level, influence and relevancy has dropped significantly as a side effect though. However considering she was still a jobber dispite all that, I believe she's better off now.

It appears that Kogasa came up with a new method to surprise people.
Reimu's gonna freak!

>>45763970
Bnakis are for hugging, not punching.

>>45770462
>>45763970
But would you lose against this Kogasa, Gojo!Anon?

>>45775865
What about breasting?

>>45781531
Shame she will never be a mother

Time's up, anon.

>>45785729
I don't know, man. She seems pretty fertile to me.

I'm going to teach Kogasa about internet screamers.

>>45802004
Feed the Kogari.

Dumb umbrella.

auto-saging brella...

>>45593382

>>45809695
Fuck off.

>>45808786
Dumbrella, even

>>45808786
>>45809958
Hah, loser!

Why so many arts with kogasa with yukari clothes?

>>45810665
Umbrellas. That's about it.

>>45810776
Where is kogasa in yuuka clothes

>>45810811
>>45704040
Don't open, veri scare

She's such a talented girl...

>>45814568
One of the few 2hus with an actual, honest job. So proud of her....

>>45815271
Can you imagine how many villagers try and ask her out?

>>45819831
Stop posting any time, Kogasa. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>45819844
Kogasa works by day and scares people after work
No time for shitposting on /jp/ unlike the rest of the NEET girls

Kogasa deserves happiness.

>>45825536
And I will give it to her!

>>45825655
Not if I beat you to it first!

Post winter umbrellas.

>>45832120
Behold, the bestest girl in all of Gensokyo

>>45829735
Not if I beat off to her first!

>>45832120
The Cutest

>>45835812
Wait, wait. Are you implying that the more people jerk off to her, the happier she becomes?

>>45839947
And the warmest, too

>>45847439
This outfit IS SO FUCKING CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>45847448

*clang clang*

Kogasa is everyones friend.

>>45862955
But she doesn't befriend everyone

>>45602298
The copypasta I wrote when I felt depressed still lives on to this day...

>>45870104
But fellow anons helped continue the story.

>>45870119
So I just complied and continued based on a suggestion.

>>45870158
I think I just needed to vent my heart out after a really bad day.

>>45870179
But I think I'm okay now, Kogasa really means a lot to me.

>>45764119
W-.. why is he bleeding?

>>45870341
Crushed pelvis

>>45870341
Youkai have supernatural stamina and Kogasa is an idiot who doesn't understand that humans need to rest.
Death by snusnu is something you should be aware of if you want to marry a youkai girl.

>>45870212
Thanks for giving the continuation

>>45870212
Do you still write?

Kogasa is a hard working girl who I both loved and respect.

>>45870783
You’re very much welcome.

>>45874855
Not really anymore, that was the last one I wrote

the best purezento of them all

>>45888366
I can't wait to open them both! What could be inside?

>>45892407
Do you reeeally want to know?

>>45896462
Mystic Ray!

What kind of vidya does she play?

>>45902189
Horror games

>>45902215
She studies horror games for tips and tricks, but gets too immersed, gets scared and learns nothing

>>45902865
what a silly umbrella!

>>45724845
I really need this guy to draw proper lewdhus

She's watching you...

>>45907500
But why? I'm not that interesting to watch.

>>45904470
which artist was he again?
NAI could probably gen him

>>45902189
Wrong eyes... impostor!

>>45912352
You aren't fooling anyone, Nitori.

>>45908471
Wool

My Kogasa is looking weird.

dumb non-scary umbrella only good for bullying

smart spooky umbrella only good for loving

>>45907556
Tsk tsk. That's not a good mindset to have, Anon.

Always evolve your umbrellas to unlock their full potential.

kogasa if she /fa/

>>45932864
the little one is adorable

Watch out, kid!

>>45955516
Kogasa is great with kids

>>45955597
All the more reason to give her yours

>>45955597
I wish I were that ball

Wonderful and scary Kogasa-chan!

>>45974312
Wow, I'm so scared!

>>45983555
Based futo denier

>>45988755
No bully the funny hermit

>>45810665
>>45810776
Kazami Yuuka...
The OG umbrella, already forgotten...

>>45994718
Kogasa is the strongest umbrellahu.

I love Kogasa, she too lovable.
https://youtu.be/GqpE8ESstPM?si=Ofx8t2JYayGrkzBV

>>45983555
This umbrella is now my enemy. It's time for the R word...

>>46000837
We do not mention rainc*ats around these parts.

>>46001946
Why not? They're convinient.

Cute maid

>>46002579
Wrong

>>46017160
Love her lil' brella cup.

>>45983555
Here is a kogasa in heat trying to attract a sexual partner

She getting a lot more aggressing with her scares.

>>45679540
I am surprised someone is using my drawing it feels nice!

>>45602298
Did she kill herself at the end?

>>46043959
nvm I read the rest.

>>45870212
Is that it? It just sort of ends.

>>45870104
is it weird I got hard when Satori single me out?

>>45870212
you think she'd regret what she put in anon if she knew what it was?

>>46045432
Yes

>>46041041
She's just attention-seeking in order to get mating pressed.l

>>46035758
the thinking youkai's pokemon choice

Revenge on Kogasa

You finally found a job after your previous job had gone under, thanks to the debt the owner owed to the Kappas. You now deliver sweets and cakes from a bakery. People would leave an order, and providing the goods to them once they were made was your job. Most of the time, it was simple stuff like cupcakes or cookies. The pay was good, and going up and down the village was good exercise.

Today was a special day; however, one of the more upper-class residents was getting married and had commissioned a giant cake for the after-party. The bakery owner had never put such heart into his goods before his reputation was on the line, and now all that needed to be done was to deliver this thing to the Weds. It wasn't heavy, but you still had to carry it in a box made specifically for it. You brought the box as if it were a compassionate living thing in it and made sure to take careful steps so nothing terrible would happen. You knew this was a big deal for your boss and wanted to ensure he knew you cared about your job more than anything else. As you walk, you hear rustling behind you; turning around to ensure it's not someone you might be blocking, you find an empty street. Maybe it was the wind or something. You really couldn't care less. There were more important matters at hand.
Turning back to continue your duties, you are met by a purple umbrella, and from behind it, a blue-haired girl pops out. "BERO BERO BAA!" she exclaimed. Now, any other day, this would have annoyed you, but you were so concentrated on this delivery that you were so startled that you ended up dropping the box. "SPLAT!" is all that could be heard from it. "That hits the spot!" Kogasa said, satisfied and rubbing her belly. She didn't even bother asking what the box was about. She just turned around and walked away like nothing had happened, leaving you mortified and looking at the box on the ground.

Three days later, and once again, you were out of a job. Mad couldn't even be used to describe how your boss was after he learned what happened to his magnum opus, as well as what you were feeling towards that umbrella yokai. Luckily for you, a friend had recommended you a position at Kourindou. It seems that Rinnosuke had heard what happened to you and was sympathetic enough to give you a part-time job till you could find a new one. The shop was outside the village, so you had to go there to talk more business about the position. As you walked, the path happened to meet a small stream that probably connected with the village, and you heard a tuned humming; a familiar voice could also be heard, HER voice, to be exact. You quickly followed the source of the sound, and sure enough, inside the stream was the same blue-haired girl that lost you your job, bathing herself. Thinking about giving her a piece of your mind, you were about to step out from the foliage but stopped. She was naked, and the dumbass had left all of her stuff too far from where she was; in fact, you were closer to her things than she was. By a tree, you could see the blue outfit she was wearing as well as her undershirt and white panties, and resting against said tree was that ugly umbrella she was carrying that day. You had a better idea; scolding her wasn't enough.

Kogasa was rinsing away the dirt off her body. "Ha... who would've thought that the Shrine Maiden would be patrolling this area today..." the memories of being knocked on her ass after attempting to scare the wrong human kept running on a loop in her head. With a sigh, she exited the stream and went to where she had left her things. "where did I put them?" Kogasa could have sworn she left her stuff by the nearby tree, and after a minute of looking around, she felt her stomach drop. "oh no, no, no..." she started to freak out. "please don't tell me someone took them!" Kogasa held her head in disbelief but quickly covered her nude body; someone was definitely watching. Another scary thought also hit her after her freakout: her umbrella was gone. Her clothes were one thing, but her umbrella was the last thing she wanted to lose. Glancing left and right, she spotted someone walking away in the distance. Her instincts were screaming at her to hide, but something caught her attention even more: her umbrella; the stranger was walking away with her umbrella and definitely her clothes, too. Kogasa was about to scream to get his attention, but the breeze hitting her nude, wet body brought the reality of the situation back into her pretty quickly. What could she do? If she tried heading back home, she had the danger of losing her umbrella forever to a stranger, but if she followed him, who knows where he could be headed? Tears began to form in her eyes; she was scared and embarrassed. Quickly shaking her head and slapping her left cheek, she regained her composure. There was no time for modesty; she needed to get her umbrella back no matter what she needed to do, all according to plan for you.

Reminder that its canon that she's so beautiful, she cannot scare anyone

>>46065435
Umbrella footsies...

>>46060276
Very rude!
Be nicer to her!

Bullies are the first ones to get murdered by seemingly harmless youkai girls.

>>46071029
Kogasa is a cutie but is still a dangerous yook
She doesn't use it often, but she still does have her preternatural strength and speed
Be nice to the umbrella and she'll be nice back, as a good girl should

I want to have a happy life with Kogasa

Ok, guys. I finally cracked the Kogasa code.
Winking with her red eye kept open: teasing or surprise attempt
Winking with her blue eye kept open: mating call

>>46089593
ho

>>46090215
...ly umbrellas!

Happy Valentine Day, be sure to give Kogasa lots of treats

>>46075314
She's a spirit not a proper yook, she doesn't have that kind of strength. She's just rather durable and lacks body heat. All you would have to do is destroy the umbrella like you would normally when putting tool spirits to rest

>>46105568
Imagine thinking that such a lame physical attack would kill a youkai of all creatures

>>46107881
I'll kill her of embarrassment by flipping her skirt in the middle of the village, causing everyone around to see her panties!

Another valentine without my umbrella by my side, it's going to break me one of these days.

>>46111910
Stay strong, Anon. One of these days for sure...

I don't like winter very much

>>46120998
>It's a rainy day and I need an umbrella.
i like winter

>>46125899
Just turn your umbrella into a parasol

>>46116911
One day...

Learn all about umbrellas and nopan in the latest issue of Bunbunmaru Newspaper!

Kogasa was a fool to trust the shrine maiden.

>>46146273
The horrror...
She ate all the dango!!

>>45907500
does she like trains or no

kogasa learned how to suprise people by turning back into an umbrella to be found by a stranger and running away in the middle of the night to show up in the security cameras
little does she know everybody is just laughing at the walking umbrella

>>46151177
Looks like Kogasa found out people were laughing at her.
And she is not pleased.

Two of the cutest hu's

Another successful Kogasa thread

As expected from the most marriageable youkai

>>46060276
2nd part fucking WHEN??

>>46162236
End of Kogasvangelion...

>>45593382

Until next time, terrifyingly sexy umbrella.

Groping Kogasa's butt without her consent!

>>46165574
I would kiss her so much!

Another finely crafted masterpiece done, good job Kogasa!