/jp/ - Otaku Culture

christmas shogcake

Gonna stuff the holiday goat in her own sack when she tries to kidnap me

Merry Christmas (Eve), everyone! Also, one week until the end of the contest. Thank you to everyone who has submitted and I hope to see a couple more! Can't believe another year has already passed, but thank you to everyone here for making it special. Hope for another cozy year in the threads next year!

total demon sexo

Krampus is coming.

>>45600165
>>45600180
!

>>45603040
SEXUAL C-C-COMBO
DOMINATION

>>45603038
Last time most entries came pretty late too. I hope I can finish before new year myself, I have been disappointingly slow.

>>45603066
Hurray for that.

I sure do hope I get a Lim for Christmas. She's the only present I desire.

Monsters whispering lewd things in your ears in broken english

>>45603091
...(cyka blyat ~<3 )

>>45603091
This is what I want Miss Ushi to whisper to me.

stay vigilant, lest you fall under the mistletoe's curse

>>45603082

>>45603119
>u look to your side and its your rather stern and serious kiki, standing right next to you
>She looks like shes holding something in
>As if she wants to do something to youi

>>45603091
Bonus points if it's a Spanish mino

>>45603133
oh no... I know where this is going...

>>45603091
A hebi speaking in broken engrish has been a weird fantasy of mine for a while.

>>45603099
That's adorable.

>""aah, master, ze chest... ze chest is so clean and smooth..."

>>45603007
all i want for Christmas is yyyyoooouu anons to hurry up and leak the new plant girl already

>>45603160
NO! It is too perilous. The Great Devourer's agents are everywhere, and no plant is safe!

>>45603130
Haha, wouldn't it be funny if you were under the mistletoe with your friend? Haha!

>Everybody's gansta until the snow starts speaking Finnish
Beware of snow Jinkos if you plan on walking alone tonight.

>>45603160
You're not ready for it yet.

>>45603168
I don't think snow jinkos are real.

>>45603177
>I don't think snow jinkos are real

>>45603168
But the Russians are the ones with tigers, not Finns.
>>45603177
It would be a shame if they weren't.

>>45603168
>benis

M-Medusa you can't just wear mistletoe in your hair and kiss what you want...

>>4560318
>>45603177
The White Death. Hundreds of captured single men handed off to their new wives. Most never know what hit them.

>>45603167
It's perfectly normal for best friends to share a kiss under the mistletoe. You know because it's a funny joke or to practice

>forced to kiss icky cheshire because mistletoe
>she tells you "lol it was oregano" and teleports away
japed again

>>45603228
mistletoe at base of tail.

>end up under mitletoe with monster
>said monster's tongue is as long as your arm

I ask santa for :D and he sent a wurm
he really is real!

>>45603284
>I ask santa for :D
alp

>be me
>big Paladin with huge armor and giant axe
>fighting Lolimander who's only tall enough to reach my chest with her head
>she's winning unfortunately
>I'm losing hard and it's getting frustrating, my Valkyrie is thinking about stepping in to help but I stop her and tell her that will do
>Throw my axe away and confuse the Lolimander
>flex so hard my armor explodes and reveals my burly, muscled figure as I caveman roar
>"I've given thee courtesy enough."
She won't know how to react. That Lolimander is FUCKED.

>>45603286
>get wife
>gay
que?

>>45603295
I was wrong. You are perfect for wurm.
A wurm alp!

All I want for christmas is a cait sith drawing

I still can't believe that KC turned barnacles into a fucking monster girl.

>>45603374
Let's move on from him.

What if you're single and that one silent emo femboy you remember from high school shows up to you one day as an Alp and confesses she always loved you but she was always shy and didn't know how to approach you but now as an Alp she finally has the confidence to and asks if you would share those feelings with her.

>>45603374
Once, there was a cute barnacle. She was so cute that everyone lived. The end.

>>45603374
she's got a nice house in there at least

>>45603388
No, the opposite. She grew on people and they turned into barnacle walls.
That's what they do, right?

>>45603382
Cute. Not my thing, but cute.

>>45603388
>>45603395
Imagine losing to a fucking barnacle though.

>>45603313
OwO, what's that?
https://files.catbox.moe/ra569e.png

>>45603404
Cute dog for you.

>>45603313
>>45603380
Merry Christmas
https://files.catbox.moe/2l2pp3.jpg

>>45603382
Kill it
All fucking Alps will fucking die

>>45603374
?

>>45603007
Is it possible that Eve (and her predecessor in that one interpretation) in Semitic mythos was in fact the Serpent avatar all along? It'd make sense.

>>45603418
charybdis

>>45603417
No, they won't. You will marry them. You think you won't but she will rape you and you will fall in love with her pussy that knows just how to wrap around a man.

>>45603418
Charybdis, one of the forgotten girls

>>45603430
oh well.

>>45603402
i mean there's a decent chance she just sucked your boat through a wood chipper and sifted you out of the debris
it's not the most subtle of approaches

>>45603448
Humans don't do well in wood chippers.

>>45603427
No way you gay.

>>45603454
it's okay if it's made out of demon silver

>>45603050
So am I.

>>45603464
Sorry, it's the rules. Soulmates and fates take precedence over personal preference.

I want to spend Christmas in a Troll's cave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqiKWZuaKds

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

>>45603510
Perfect timing.

Krampus gets all the holiday love because she’s the reward monster. Punishment monsters need love too!

>>45603510
And I want to spend christmas in a cait siths correction dungeon but here we are.

>>45603533

>>45603533
Whichever can spank you well. Can't Krampus do that?

>>45603382
>Alping increases confidence
Not quite, working at Alp Hooters increases confidence. It’s a common misconception.

>>45603533
knecht ruprecht going to throw that ash in your face

>>45603558
>Alp Hooters
Why is alp hooters any better than regular hooters?

>>45603542
>>45603553
>>45603568
MGE has a different type of punishment. Pic.

>>45603606
Rimjobs are great though.

>>45603605
Because it's packed full of cute tomboys who are perpetually embarrassed at showing off their new figures.

>>45603619
>tomboy that keeps trying to downplay her massive hips

>>45603605
The air is filled with the taste of needy desperation. Goes well with the wings and fried pickles.

>>45603510
I also want to spend it in a troll cave, if you catch my drift

>>45603606
That cat in particular is Schrodinger's Waifu.

>>45603523
egypt cat is cute.

>>45603291
You idiot, lolis are 3x strong against muscle men.

>>45603613
What about surprise rimjobs? I should’ve picked Roper. You wouldn’t say ejaculating tentacles are great.

She's so graceful.
>>45603662
No, I only imagine this girl doing it. I don't care for any others.

>>45603667
You punish yourself enough to make monster punishment redundant.

>>45603694
No, punsihment is my drunk fucking friend only wants to watch the pokemon movie so I'm bored enough to post here.

>check back to the thread
>the pest is still spamming hours later
Has he really been here the whole time? Lmao he really has no life, family or friends.

>>45603510
>>45603633
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in her hole!

>>45602817
>You are brutally pulled from sleep by a golden blur launching itself onto your chest.
>"MOMMY! DADDY! WAKEUPWAKEUPWA-"
>You pull your face free from your wife's neck fluff to blink at your dangerously vibrating daughter
"I'm up, sweetie, I'm up," you manage.
>Your wife opens one of her eyes and gives you an amused look before unwrapping her arms from around you and letting out a great yawn.
>You sit up and rub your eyes, careful to make sure the blanket covers your lower half.
"Mommy and Daddy need to get dressed. Go downstairs and pick out your first present before breakfast."
>Her ears perk up. "Chocolate chip pancakes!"
>Your wife chuffs.
"Only if mama says that's okay."
>The plan works perfectly. Your daughter's attention darts over to your wife, who gives you a roll of her eyes.
>"Fine. Only if you promise to help clean up. Now out!"
>The cub launches herself from the bed and the rapid thumps of her descent down the stairs echo through the house.
>"No opening!" your wife calls after her. She finally sits up and gives you 'The Look'. "That was unfair."
>You grin and gave her a peck on the lips. Her tail flicks, but you can see the corners of her mouth reluctantly curve up. She extracts herself from the blanket and languorously stretches as only a cat-like being can, finishing with a happy quiver of her tail.
>A few minutes later and you're both dressed and making your way downstairs. Your daughter is still shifting through the presents, seemingly intent on sorting their recipients into organized piles. Her tail is wagging furiously as she sizes up the various packages in her own pile. The hunt was on.
>Of course you left the most special one upstairs where it would remain hidden.
>You smile and make your way into the kitchen to gather pancake materials while your wife watches the small one with a look of both love and long-suffering
>You barely get everything out before the call comes.
>”Daddy!!”
>She’s back to quivering excitedly. One of the presents is clamped tightly in her paws. Once you arrive your wife gives her a nod and smile and the small kot begins shredding the wrapping with gusto.
>Her claws make short work of the package and a moment later she squeals happily. She holds up a new sweater emblazoned with an image of her favorite cartoon hero, Dragon Knight. The scaled woman brandishes a fiery sword as flames erupt from her mouth. Matching mittens and ear warmers are pulled out soon after.
>“Thankyouthankyou!”
>Your wife and you exchange a smile. You could hear her purring from where you stood. All was well in the world.
>Breakfast was a cozy affair. Your daughter wolfed down pancake after pancake and made short work of the eggs and bacon. You and your wife tag-teamed breakfast, making sure you both got a moment to sit down and eat while fresh food was prepared. Cooking for two hungry kots was no easy feat.
>And with breakfast finished, you return to presents. You hold up a large bar of demon-fruit chocolate and find your mouth watering. You rest your head on your wife’s shoulder for a moment and then give her a kiss on the cheek.
“Thank you.”
>You can feel her purring against you. She removes a paw from the jacket you got her to take hold of your hand.
>“Merry Christmas.”
> You both watch the smol one begin tearing into her last present to reveal a new soccer ball (no, you’re NOT sorry).
>But there’s one more.
>Your wife creeps away while the daughter happily throws herself into the pile of new treasures. A few minutes later she returns with a particularly large package.
>She holds it out to your daughter who looks at it with stunned reverence. Her eyes dart to both your faces.
>Your wife smiles. “Go on, kitten. Open it.”
>She takes the package in her small paws. You see her muscles struggle to hold it up. It’s as tall as she is.
>The usual rip and tear is replaced with a much more deliberate removal of the wrapping to reveal a large sword. She gazes at it with wide eyes.
>“Be careful, sweetie. It’s sharp.” A dulling spell protected it at the moment, but your wife insisted that she eventually would learn with it unprotected. The thought made you nervous, but you knew your wife would keep her safe.
>Your daughter sniffles. A moment later small arms have wrapped around you and your wife and you all hold one another in a group hug.
>It truly was a perfect Christmas.

>>45603713
You really showed me. Damn. Really good stuff anon. I'd post another drawing but clearly I'll never improve from retarded scribbles and should just kill myself and save time.

Alps are all good girls! I'm going to marry a bunch of Alps! We'll live forever and have lots of cute daughterus!

>>45603639
Sounds more like a Lich’s deal.

>mfw I just finished my green but it's so long I have to break it into 7 posts
>mfw I'm on mobile
Tim Cook needs rape-correction, IMMEDIATELY
Anyone know a site that can break text down into >5,000 character chunks? It's at 36,000+ characters now that it's done.

>>45603733
how dearly you cling to every word spoken here

>>45603741
Sounds like maybe you should just post it to AO3 as a short story at that point.

>>45603746
The only value of an artist is how many people like their work.
Will that stop me trying to make more complicated stuff next year? No.
It just makes me wonder if I've improved enough to bother.

>>45603741
If it's not lewd, check if Pastebin isn't going to throw a fit if you try uploading it.
>>45603750
Or this.

>>45603741
AO3 friend! I'll probably have to add mine there too at some point.

>>45603741
Look up pastebin alternatives. I use whatever will conveniently accept my wordpile.

>>45603750
>>45603760
AO3 takes days or weeks to approve you. I dunno why it's that slow, but it is!

>>45603761
That’s a poor mindset to have. Also, ignoring feedback from non-peers is critical to most specialized activities.

>>45603721
Shit like this is why I really need to overcome my fear of being a father. It fucks me up whenever normies say I would be a good one because I know so well that I wouldn't be.

>>45603789
They want to keep site growth down. The bonus is they have a legal team that will defend you.

>>45603789
>>45603760
I really want it to be out in time for Christmas since it's the Jabberwock meets Anon's family for Christmas green. Am unfamiliar with Pastebin's policy on stories that have lewd connotations but don't actually show the act. It is VERY MUCH discussed but never actually shown or explained in any real detail that isn't PG-13 I believe.

>>45603799
Defense is unnecessary if you use some variety of pastebin-like.

>>45603130
How hot would it be to see her bring the mistletoe down to just above her ass- hovering it right over the spt where you'd expect a tramp stamp to be? God, I want to eat a pyrow's ass so bad.

>>45603741
The thread is probably still the best place for it, the bar for posting writefaggotry like long greentexts has gotten too high after pastebin got autism and no equally trusted and reliable alternative has been found.

>>45603819
You could outright just upload this in a text file though if it bothers you that much.

>>45603827
Literally very hot. She probably destroys thermometers when bored.

>>45603721
Jungle cat lovers have been eating good lately

>>45603842
i still need the read Spotted
it intimidates me with its size

>>45603842
It’s because Ocelomeh would rather suck cock than eat Taco Bell.

>>45603823
Defense is needed when the guy who runs the IP is as DMCA happy as KC is. I'm not defending degenerate content but he needs to take a fucking chill pill.

>>45603851
Duuuude. You need to get off your butt. It's amazing. We have Dogface and a newfriend to thank for all the jungle-kot love.

>>45603859
Bins auto-purge afaict. The long arm of KC is overrated. That said, he probably needs a lot more pills than that at this point.

I hate Ocelomeh. I will shoot their temples with broadsides from my galleon. They won't stop me because they're afraid of water and my ship is st sea with long range mortars.

Reminder monster girls love the smell of men who just got off from drinking theriomorphosis potions, that the animalistic man smell from recently transformed men is like crack to them.

>>45603865
Not to mention the Hatter love.
They've been my #1 for a long time, so Spotted was a real treat.

>>45603883
The problem with auto purging is the auto purging. At least if you post on ao3 it's going to stay up forever.

It has come to my attention that there are lonely, single anons all alone on Christmas Eve.

RELEASE THE WURMS

>>45603919
But I want a Bogie

>>45603930
you'll have to wait until you open your presents

>>45603930
Sigh. Let me make a few calls.
Anyone else?

>>45603892
Agree to disagree, I guess? Things centered around 4chan are innately temporary. That’s the benefit of quasi-anonymity. Linking an inelastic identity to this high-turnover and low-standard-having place is probably a terrible idea.

>>45603252
God, I want a monstergirl to fuck my mouth with her tongue...

>>45603374
He took advantage of the milenials' subconscious desire for homeownership.

>>45603951
Pretty much everyone does that. And it's terrible, although in this one case it's sort of needed. I'm not all too hot that so many of "our" artists have twitters and most of what they actually post here is them taking commissions but stories just need somewhere where they won't be purged, it's reality. At least the long ones that don't justify a regular greentext. greentexts are caught up in archivers anyway.

>>45603886
How are you shooting these women in the side of their heads with canon fire? That's uncanny accuracy!

>>45603888
I was considering adding a chapter to my story of a cait sith turning the guy into a cat while she's in heat and wiggling her butt in front of him so he loses control of himself and has to fuck her while she mocks him for being a lesser form of cat.
But it's too icky for me so I just wrote it here.

>>45603952
Bonus points if it's a sandworm

>>45603976
Or you can simply forgo adding yet another bad decision, aside from: being on 4chan/liking MGE, and not compound the error by mixing in a durable identity. The price is accepting the transitory nature of this place. The archives suffer from information glut and tend to fragment due to data load. This is the nature of things. Don’t ‘throw good after bad’ as the saying goes. If you’re going to nail something to a sinking ship, expect for it to sink as well.

>>45604037
>nail something to a sinking ship
Are we nailing sinking ships now? Does that mean I can go back to gatcha spam of foxboats?

>>45604051
Post all the weird distasteful images you like.

>>45604037
I guess. Sucks he wrote 36k words that might go pop someday though.

>>45604056
that artist's been doing that for years

>>45604051
I can’t stop you, nor do I care to shitpost @ you. So meh?

>>45604037
the library of alexandria's a little easier to maintain these days

>>45604072
all it took was cutting out half the content of the thread, huh?

>>45604037
I disagree. You might be willing to let yourself fade away in obscurity, but that's inherently selfish in my mind. What about everyone who comes after? I don't cultivate my AO3 library because I want fame and fortune, I do it because I want people to experience the same joy I did when I'm gone.

>>45604064
That’s the case for anything, really. Especially electronic media. Anon can always write more if the inclination is there.
>>45604072
Far less information than us moderns churn out, and purely for our fictive imaginings. Externalizing is fine until something load-bearing breaks. You’ll notice that images fall out of the archives as you go further back along their timelines, for instance. Errors occur during transitions to substitute archivers etc. This is 4chan, you really shouldn’t find this worrisome.

Merry Christmas!

>>45604101
just because things don't last forever doesn't mean you have to light it on fire when you're done with it. it's no great cost to take minimal efforts at preservation.

>watching A Christmas Story with my wurm girlfriend
>get to the scene where Ralphie daydreams about going blind from soap poisoning
>wurm unironically cries at this scene

Cheshy Has the mistletoe, giver her a deep kiss.

>>45604074
The fuck are you talking about?

>>45604148
I can't believe anons have already forgotten.

>>45604132
Don't stick your tongue in chesh anus. That's how you get toxoplasmosis.

>>45604154
It's not so much that I've forgotten as I'm wondering what the fuck you're talking about.

>>45604167
You'll learn to love it.

>>45604172
A huge, huge, portion of the old galleries was completely purged because it was "bad fetishes."

>>45604132
But she poops from there!

>>45604184
You better hope not right now she doesn't.

>>45604182
oh ok. /d/ should've taken better care to preserve its favorites then.

It has been done: Anon introduces his Jabberwock waifu to his parents for Christmas
https://text dot is/griswockfamilychristmas

Merry Christmas!

>>45604100
I see myself as being realistic. I’m not trying to ‘rain on anyone’s parade’. Whether it’s presumptive to assume your works carry the same meaning to others…is a topic I’ll avoid. You have some understanding of my perspective. If you’re seeking some longevity of effect, then dissuading you ain’t my intent. Personally I segment my more expensive effects for the future away from 4chan/MGE. This is a personal choice. I wish you well in your own, even should I think it inadvisable.
>>45604114
Not spending the effort to extend things beyond their natural decay is not equivalent to setting anything aflame.
4chanIsOnFire.png
Degrees of preservation are only worth a certain amount of energy/time/risk for any given person. My calculations and lifestyle differ from others regarding this matter. Please understand, man.

Back to monstergirls.

>>45604202
As an aside, will post on AO3 once I get home and figure out the site. Hopefully posting it here first won't be that big a thing.

>>45604197
We are /d/ as hell here recently.

>>45604202
I'm grateful you made this, but you're more likely to get readers if you post somewhere more familiar.

>>45604202
>Introduce jabberwock to the family
>She eats all the cookies and candies
>She eats the entire Christmas ham
>She eats the entire family
>I now have no family because she ate everyone
Typical

>>45604219
if you like forced memes

>>45604229
Ironically the most forced meme here is probably wurmposting.

>>45604232
Forced? Anon, not everything you don't enjoy here is forced. Let the wurm lovers have their fun.

so how do i deal with all the damn bugs that want to be near me
its like 5 tonight and I let them stay since its christmas

I'm gonna tell a Wurm that I hate Wurms and that Wurms are the worst.

>>45604262
anon, could you handle her crying and being sad....... i can barely even imagine making such a cute and bright girl cry

>Monster traps you in your room by hanging a mistletoe on your door
No escape

>>45604182
Oh, that. All I will say on that is it's not my prerogative and completely beneath my notice to give even a remote shit about what the person(s) who maintain the fanart galleries do with their free time. Last I remembered checking the purge was because of it either being /d/egenerate shit that is not compliant with whatever rules KC cooked up or directly traceable to Wightfag. If you have any problem with it contact Wikifag and I'm sure he'll treat it with the same, aloof boredom he treats everything that criticizes his almost trawling style content scraping with no QC.

>>45604268
I would enjoy it.

>>45604291
He applies to absolute bare minimum of qc.
Which is actually funny when you think about it.

>>45604291
And regardless. The content was still cut without approval of the thread and can easily happen again for something even stupider.

>>45604310
yeah? that's the nature of the beast. archive it yourself if you want certainty.

>>45604317
I know.
I'm reminding anons.

>>45604328
that you're upset your favorite /d/shit got purged without your permission. yeah, got the memo

>>45604321
Fuck off gachafag

>>45604310
We're not a democracy.

>doomposting this early
I'd imagine the holiday season has the usual malcontents feeling especially crabby they've failed to achieve anything shitposting here

>>45604321
Kill yourself

>>45604348
We are.
It's just not our archive.

>>45604358
Nope, we're not. That's what makes /d/ and /vg/ raiders so mad

>>45604358
No, we're really not. It's okay to be wrong though, your parents were when they opted to have sex without protection the night you were conceived.

>>45604358
no shit, it's just something we benefit from.

my eyes naturally skip over annoying things, merry Christmas everyone, I return to thinking about hellhounds and shittily wrapping some last minute presents

Presumably this isn't one dude samefagging, so I have to wonder who's dumb enough to keep feeding them.
Stop. Enjoy Christmas. Let us think about monstergirls and pretend we're all friends here. That's all some of us have.

>>45604378
Merry Christmas friend. Here's looking to another cozy year.

>>45604386
Surely mgerpg next year?

>>45604354
>>45604381
The usual furry cuck has unironically spent most of christmas eve just spamming, samefagging and seething at MGE like usual. Look at the post count of this thread compared to poster count. Just when you thought he couldn't become any more of a joke, he outdoes himself again.

>>45604378
>shittily wrapping some last minute presents
Hellhound childhood friend shoving poorly wrapped presents into your hands while flustered

>>45604381
I'm admittedly bored at the moment between watching 2015's Krampus and drinking.

>>45604413
what'd she get you?

>>45604417
A dead catgirl.

>>45604417
She handmade a scarf and baked some cookies. It's really hard to do with big fluffy paws

>ask for demon wife for christmas
>expect to wake up to an OL demon
>wake up to find a creepy demon with claw hands and long hair like a ghost girl
>she's pale white instead of blueberry colored
>lets out a blood-curdling scream whenever she's exposed to sunlight
Remember to be specific with your Christmas wishes.

Merry Christmas! Remember, refusing a kiss under mistletoe is a crime punishable with time in the Eros camps.

>>45604435
Be warned, she wove some chest fluff into that scarf.

>>45604453
Gotta specify demon bloodline after all. Though the eldritch demons are pretty cute.

This Hebi hag tried to mistletoe me so I took the mistletoe out her hand and crushed it up and walked off like a CHAD.

>>45604481
It's just a little fur. What's the worse that could happen?

>>45604517
That's a sigma male move, not a chad move.

>>45604536
Marked for life, wearing it will make you long for her touch, and it smells like cinnamon

>>45604536
>anon's last words before putting on the scarf and becoming a fluff addict

Patiently waiting for my state mandated monsterfu to bust into my room and cuddle up with me.

smagk

going to write a rq 5k word drabble for murloc's contest over the next few days. which of these sounds like the best pitch:
>mage terrified of death gets comforted/incubized by a lich
>bunkeranon gets flushed out by a bogey
>mommydom vampire w. adopted anon on his HEAVILY anticipated 18th bday
>get gfd corrected @ eros correctional facility
>elf mama gives bratty anon gentle breastfeeding correction
inb4 'uhhhhh i don't like mommyshit' i don't care i do

>>45604579
>it smells like cinnamon
Don't blurt that out loud or you'll have an embarrassed monster making excuses as to why it totally doesn't smell like her perfurme

>>45604667
>>get gfd corrected @ eros correctional facility
This one for sure. We had a couple months where this was the hot new topic, but nobody ever write anything with it.

>>45604667
>get gfd corrected @ eros correctional facility
I like this one best. While I enjoy Tara Tainton, Larkin Love, Lovely Lilith, etc., when it comes to Mamono I like my mommyshit to feel like "play" and not "The Hapsburgs."

>>45604667
mommydom

>>45604667
eros correctional facility

>>45603797
Maybe not as you are now, but if anyone could help you be the best you can be it's monstergirls. Don't give up hope for a loving family, anon.
If it makes you feel better, I wrote it as someone who's terrified of the idea too.

>>45604579
>Krampus tries to hit on you
>Expect a weird goat smell
>She smells like gingerbread, cinnamon, and peppermint bark
>Looks around completely confused as you just hug onto her and keep huffing her hair

>>45604667
i'll never lose to ms cupid
unless...

how is your chrstmas so ar?

>>45604778
still waiting on the christmas cat to bring good cheer

>>45604778
We'll find out in the morning when I wake up. I sure hope there's a Lim waiting under the tree with a bow on her head.

>>45604802
>lim under the tree
>she tried to be sultry and be "wrapped" in a christmas ribbon
>in reality, you wake up to her struggling as she is wrapped up in ribbon almost like a mummy
>she looks at you in tears while trying to say her seduction lines but those are mixed with hiccups and whines
what a cute dork gift

>>45604802
limimic has been waiting a long time for this

>>45604809
She's PERFECT

>>45604778
I found this weird ass sleigh bell that says "Gruß vom Krampus" on it.

What would you do if you found out your super rare high-class OC donut steele mamono wife had actually been a mimic in disguise the whole time?

>>45604778
No cute demon waifu yet. I tried so hard to be a goodboi.
Maybe I'll wake up in her arms tomorrow. Yeah. Tomorrow for sure.

How racist is your wife?

>>45604778
Mandatory puzzle time, drinking spiked Christmas punch and reading instead

>>45604730
I dunno, I feel like she might be confused at first, but she would very quickly become 100% SMUG.

>I'm Missus White Christmas
>I'm missus Snow!
>I'm missus icicle
>I'm missus 10 below!
>Friends call me Snow Mistress!
>Any anon I touch
>Turns tsundere in my clutch!
>I'm too much!

>I'm Missus Green Christmas!
>I'm missus Sun!
>I'm missus heat blister!
>I'm missus 101!
>Friends call me Heat Mistress!
>Any anon I touch
>Turns to putty in my clutch!
>I'm too much!

>>45604778
kinda mid, still no new plant girl leakage in sight

Here's me hoping tomorrow morning I get dragged out of bed by mini-succs and brought to my new wife!

>>45604901
>I'm Missus Meme Mistress!
>I'm Missus Gyatt!
>I'm Missus Shitposter!
>I'm Missus Faggotcat!
>Friends call me Cheshire!
>Any anon I grip
>fr fr skibidi drip!
>I snort catnip!

>>45604946
plenty leaky

What do you anons think the mgs will do for christmas?

Boy can't Survive, All Popular MGs in School are his Yandere Stalkers

>>45605026
at least chochin obake has got his back

I'm off to bed Anons. I hope that we all wake up tomorrow morning with cute wives under our trees. Or in our beds. I don't mind where she finds herself so long as I get my cute Lim.

>>45605009
Cozy stuff we've already talked about. MGs just want to love their familes. I think they put the spirit back in the holidays. Love, laughter, and joy.

>>45605074
Good night anon. Fingers crossed for you too.

>>45604846
>fox wife
>sees kots as inferior because of their flat tails
>sees all kinds of lizards as inferior because their tails are completely lacking in fur
i keep telling her not to scoff in public, but she wont listen.
how do i get her to stop before some witch kot curses her with tail baldness and ruins cuddle time?

>>45604894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VQsoY1__VM

>Get drunk on Jack and Eggnog
>Friends dare you to be naughty on Christmas in your revelry
>They tell you that it'll attract your ideal wife since you're being a jackass
>Thinking you're being funny, you start knocking off the heads of snowmen on a snowmobile with a bat
>Then you hear it over the engine
>FWUMP FWUMP FWUMP FWUMP
>You look at the rooftops, and either you're so shitfaced or you're hallucinating
>It looks like there's a giant goat woman keeping pace with you, running along the rooftops, her golden eyes making contact with yours
'DUDE DRIVE FASTER'
'IT'S THE KRAMPUS'
'SHE'S FUCKIN' WHACK!'
'SHE'LL PUT YOU IN HER SACK!'
>Before your brain can figure out what the fuck they're saying she drops down right in front of you with a final FWUMP in the snow
>She's a big woman, towering over you
>Think to yourself 'Pffft I can take her'
>You manage to slur out some kind of bullshit that you think sounds like you having the power of God and anime on your side before you lunge forward... and land straight in her bosom
>Expect some kind of goat smell because God DAMN she's a big ass goat
>She smells like cinnamon, gingerbread, roasted apples, peppermint, and bergamot
>Kind of like... Christmas, to the point you start taking big gaping huffs of her hair, her jacket, and her inner thighs
>You can't get enough of her thick, heady, holiday goat musk
"Gakaka, all in good time you naughty boy~"
>She purrs out as she picks you up with one hand, leans in close and whispers
"Wickety-wack, get in the sack"
>...
>Return back to your hometown years later near Christmas time, most of your friends freak out when they see you
>Your wife literally still towers over you, making you look like a child compared to her, even in her heavy pregnancy
>They call your daughter the cutest little goat they've ever seen, while one of them mentions about how his son is a little shit bird
>There's a sense of tangible fear you feel when you see your little girl's eyes light up at the idea of a boy who's particularly... naughty

>>45605105
Cute. Thanks anon.
She's a big girl.

>>45605138
For you

crawl into ms krampus' bag when she's not looking. she'll never expect it

Post Shoggoth's reaction to her master confessing his love for her and desire to be much more than just servant and master with her.

>>45605207
Measured and reserved, like a proper maid!

>>45605207

>>45605207
her face pretty much stays the same but some other parts start warbling and trilling

>>45605207

>>45604202
>https://text dot is/griswockfamilychristmas
This was wonderfully wholesome. I'm really sorry I didn't read it earlier. I can tell you put a lot of heart into this and I appreciated the therapy reference.
Thank you very much for sharing this with us.

>>45605138
Accept no substitutes. All Krampus and Krampus adjacent girls must be big.

what if cave johnson stumbled upon mge in the multi verse?

what if i want a flat bratty loli/?

>>45603466
>Gremlins posting cumleak videos of accidents in the Mist Continent’s demon silver mills

The only force capable of sending her to the great beyond is time.

After all, she defeats everything else.

>>45605058
imagine a crew of the most unpopular mgs

We are all here for the same reason, dont deny it...

>>45605105

tfw no cait sith gf to rescue me from the lizardman menance

Do you think slimes blush when they see how human kids love playing with toy slime?
Squeezing and squishing it, kneading it, groping it for pleasure...

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, today is the day you take a krampus to the family gathering.
Mostly because it'll show that grandkids will be on the way.

Merry Christmas friends, I have never played any game or read the wiki but I always enjoy clicking on this thread to get horny and go jerk off

>>45605526
>go to a krampus family gathering
>all the husbands/boyfriends are in sacks
>none of them seem to mind

>>45605554
Listen, sometimes a sleeping bag is comfy to be in.
Why use a blanket when you can just curl up in a sleeping bag?

>>45605568
Well as long as the krampus wife decorates the sack to be the best
>have krampus wife put flame decals on her sack like your favorite race cars
>she doesn't get how "the flames make it go faster" despite the sack not moving
>well, she loves you and if you are willing to get into the sack than she has no qualms about how it looks

>>45605593
>"I have a race car sack, do you?"

If you keep telling demon girls that you're weak to eye contact and kissing they'll get the wrong idea about humans as a species. Don't you have any dignity?

>>45605678
Demons don't have any dignity either so it's ok

>>45605485
>Shapes herself back into a featureless blob, near a human boy
>He’s ecstatic, and begins playing around with it immediately
>She tries to suppress any noise she might make
>But she fails, quickly.
>But instead of scaring him off, he continues out of curiosity.
>This goes on for some time…

Merry Christmas /mge/

>>45603166
Pitcherplantgirl/Greenwurm y/u/ri when?

>>45606106
>>45606257
Happy holidays! I have no relevant pictures so I'm using this Valentine's image instead

I got into an argument with the Danuki agent who manages my mortgage today because she came to pester me about how I was running a bit behind on it and it got so heated I told her to suck my dick as an insult when she asked me to reconsider my decision then to no longer pay the Danuki mortgage company anything more out of annoyance.
...
Take my advice, never use "suck my dick" as an insult against any monsters. My balls are still in pain from the sheer amount she forced out of me... at least it paid for my mortgage as an alternative method...

>>45606407
You are not allowed to talk about the new girl until she's been posted.

>>45605541
The profiles are actually sappy as fuck and can get you horny easily, you should try reading them.
Also the orphanage's creaking beds, reading about that gave me probably the hardest boner in my life.

Sand, EVERYWHERE

>>45606959
sandy vagina

>>45604946
You must have established the kind of "person" in these threads by now.

>>45606766
>can get you horny easily,
Are you 15 or something?

>>45606645
You better post here then.
Kc can't dmca you on christmas. Santa won't let him.

>>45607037
I'm 30, what's your problem? Do you need explicit images of pussy and nipples to get hard?

>>45605451
Those legs are thicc.

>>45607056
I need a lot more than a line of questionable english about the flames of desire.

>>45607070
I'm very sorry about your loss of imagination, hope you get better soon.

guys you lied
no mamono visited me yesterday nor today...

>>45607142
The real monsters were the friends we made along the way

>>45607142
>he didn't get the special portal dm straight to his inbox

>>45603721
It's a bloody femdom Christmas, maledomfags get nothing as usual and are btfo on me again

>>45607184
>be anon
>find cheshire
>"nye nye nye I'm a cunt. Hello anon-san"
>Does retarded teleport scthick
>grab her floating head
>face fuck her like an onahole
>throw her head in the closet
>throw her body on the bed
>fuck it while it fumbles around aimlessly
She let you do it because cock can't win against pussy

>>45607142
Santa didn't bring me the big booty fox wife I asked for...

miss hater (forma bnuuy)

>>45607240
Why is she so hateful?
What did I do?

>>45607142
I didn't get summoned by a comfy sabbath either, such is life

>>45607203
>>45603721
It's a bloody femdom Christmas, maledomfags get nothing as usual and it's a good thing

>>45607203
Cock always win against pussycat

>>45605292
>I'm really sorry I didn't read it earlier. I can tell you put a lot of heart into this and I appreciated the therapy reference.
Thank you very much for sharing this with us.
That really means a lot, anon. If anything, this is just more proof that I need to be putting out content and work on my baby project more.
By the way, would anyone be interested in non-DoTR first contact scenarios? I want a writefag manticore inspired by a few fanarts I've seen of her, that doesn't realize she's a total dork due to her predatory abilities being neutered by living in the (relatively) modern MGC, and anon rattle off with her about their special interests with the Mamano version of MGE that's about Earth and anon who is a history buff/armchair politician. I think it would be cute to have a fail-top paired with a power-bottom. I also want to have these two dorks who never actually interacted with the other sex/species frequently to realize a lot about each other since I really like the idea of getting into the brains of how Mamano operate as humans (because really they're more human than most actual humans).
I need to get better at getting to the point kek

>>45607496
Not one pillow in the house? Suspicious!

>>45607496
Power bottom? Failed top? The fuck are you talking about

>>45607496
>DoTR
Stop bringing bunkershit memes here

>>45607496
Sounds cute, would read.

>>45607496
>DoTR
Fuck off with this crap

>>45607536
The batcat is dominant but not great at doing so, but anon is extremely into being a bottom so he plays into it smugly to encourage and support her. It's not like she's incapable, just needs confirmation that she's actually making anon happy due to the fear of her man-eating nature already being a non-factor due to the encyclopedias being a thing anon read before meeting her.
I really like it when people with conflicting traits individually compliment each others ability to manage their dual natures.

i need krampuss puss on my face

>>45607496
Been awhile since we had a manticore story. You can safely ignore mick whining about dotr.

>>45607548
>>45607584
I hate it too, but I haven't seen any other term to refer to the stupid concept that if portals open it would lead to a direct invasion and not diplomacy.
Even if the Mamano were capable of winning that conflict, just one atom bomb going off would have grimderp consequences for at least a few years before Dr. Lich gets enough mana together and they wouldn't be dumb enough to not exploit the fact that Earth governments would really fight amongst themselves more than against the Mamano, exclusively for access to Mamano migrants due to how valuable of an asset they can be to society.

>>45607640
day of the snout.

>>45607640
Was too tired to realize stinky Irish hands typed those posts. Feel bad that I gave it (You)s.

Anyways, what's your plan for Christmas morning with your wife, anon?

>>45607671
>posts
Only one of them, the irish schizo needs to rope but it doesn't change the fact that bunkershit stays on bunker

>>45607649
Portal opening day, simple and clear. Conflict or not it's the main term.

>>45607682
You're just upset about the baphofag and his epic doujin immortalized the concept.

>>45607671
I'm not Mick, I just don't like this term

>>45607682
I get it. If I'm being honest, while I've always crossposted, I would use both for different things before the bunkers went up since more stories were being posted on fullcuck and it was actually active then. While I stopped using the bunker for anything save the archived stuff, I haven't touched it since. So I'm still shaking off the influence from that, and genuinely I did not know that term hasn't been used ITT.
I really hate internet drama.

>>45607618
I see, I disklike femdom so I won't read it but it's a great concept and I hope you write it. I like post portal meeting where it's not about fighting a gruesome war but man and mamonos becoming friends or helping each other to get their good ending.

>>45607727
>but man and mamonos becoming friends or helping each other to get their good ending.
This is the shit that makes the setting work as more than just 'le porn setting for /d/.' Sex isn't an immoral thing at all so long as the conditions are right and it's a great ideal for an actually good version plus sustainable version of the terrible modern gender-dynamic. Husbands and wives need each other at the very base level due to how their bodies and brains are wired. Having the best parts of humanity and the best parts of Mamano really is the catalyst for a lot of story chemistry to take place.

>>45607722
Anons are just being salty about the fanwar for the attention of KC that they lost.

>>45607766
I would rather a gruesome war.
And mge is a porn setting with fuck all logic and no world building to it outside porn.
Stop huffing farts.

>>45607722
Yeah look, you mean well so I'm not shitting on you for making content, just so you know we're not buddies with the bunker and it's best that we stay as separate as possible for various reasons. The complaints around the term are going back to almost its first appearances here so it's not like I'm pulling that out of my ass
>>/jp/thread/19998398#p20005792

>>45607787
Hello Mick
>>45607766
Yes, I have two stories in my head, one with some conflict, demon silver against demon silver, and another without conflict base around dialogues and two fated ones meeting each other . Sadly I'm a lazy fuck but one day I will deliver them to the thread.

>>45607831
You've called so many posters mick now. Do you ever get tired?

>>45607703
It is a bit confusing, given its a parody of /pol/'s Day-of-the-Rope, unless you're using the full form the 2 abbreviations are too easily conflated.
I tend to use Portal-Day or a similar term.

>>45607853
Although, if we abbreviate that to P-day, the scat/d/eviants will get over-excited instead.

>>45607853
Day of the rape feel completely devoid of love, it's a conflict and justified humans reacting with war and nukes. It's even more retarded when you know that mamono always go for a diplomatic approach first which would be super effective with our greedy gouvernement

>>45607914
There will be a war and there will be dragons and guns and humanity fuck yeah and it will be epic.

And then there will be some men that betray humans to get sabbath pussy because they hate human women but then angels will come and it will be angel pussy for all the believes and cool trumpet sounds.

>>45607621
>Get Krampus puss to the face
>Terrified at first
>Scent of sweat mixing with holiday cheer beams directly into the horny centers of your brain

>>45605357
>steel worker getting raped by lava golem

>>45607798
>The complaints around the term are going back to almost its first appearances here so it's not like I'm pulling that out of my ass
Oh I just haven't seen the discussion yet then. I've always just been a consumer of content and only now am I exposing myself (reluctantly) to the drama.
My two cents are that it's all fake and gay for people not understanding what a headcanon is and taking theirs' too seriously due to trying to rectify issues with someone else's work and that person making a panicked attempt to save his work from being changed into something it's not. Things will not get better until the different parts of the community agree to disagree and let each other exist in their own spaces. If anyone is truly responsible though, it is the people who forced KC into a bad position by trying to subterfuge his work to promote their interpretation of the setting, then the nuclear option being the worst possible decision he could have made to stop it.

>>45608033
>, it is the people who forced KC into a bad position by trying to subterfuge his work to promote their interpretation of the setting,
right... but this never happened.
and if you think weird fanfictions are a real issue than something is wrong with you.

Eheh smug kot not so smug

>>45608058
Stop trying to butt into the conversations, schizo mick

>>45608104
Rereading all that you actually just sound like a faggot.

>>45608104
Mick believes the subterfuge did happen though, he keeps bringing it up.

>>45608058
>and if you think weird fanfictions are a real issue than something is wrong with you.
I never said that, strawman argument. What he and most of the KC-purists probably found issue with was people spreading lies about how:
>"ackshually this setting is grimderp"
>HFY when humanity currently sucks
>killing/harming monsters in a setting whose entire concept was essentially Undertale's pacifism shtick but with romance and DnD
I even said the nuclear option of going after those fanfics was a bad idea. (You) just don't want to admit that your little side got gatekept for a reason. The entire point of why the setting was created (give you an option to romance the monsters instead of killing them to escape clownworld) has been lost on these people.
If you want monster girls in a setting that has that, go to MGQ or somewhere else. MGE is not for that and KC has a right to have a canon just like Wizards of the Coast do, even if other people are free to use it. Where that stops is when the headcanon becomes misinformation that lets idiots and the worst kind of /d/egenerates into the community.

>>45607768
Joke’s on you it’s hard to care about the inter-site drama unless some retard comes in here spraying liquid shit all over the place like yesterday with the same subtlety as a fart in an oxygen tank.

guys this snake lady wont let me go for even a second how do i get rid of her

>>45608203
Just be yourself, works for me.

Hey, Merry Christmas! I'd like some advice. I have ~17k words of revelry, ~4k of which is smut in the middle. The ending is fairly lewd but not actually smut and I've been yelled at for leaving things on a blueball before, but it's also an established couple and if I told you about every time they fucked I'd never say anything else.

I do have some time to write a little more and can probably smash an end scene out. Stupid as it seems to ask "do you want more smut?"

Do you want more smut?

>>45603721
This was very sweet. We should probably archive it.

>>45607671
Cuddles, friend. A pancake breakfast and presents. Yours?

>>45608227
Good smut is nice. Don't cram in more unnecessarily at the expense of everything else.

>>45608227
Sure, why not? Write as you like.

>>45608391
It'd literally be right at the end of the story, it wouldn't sacrifice anything other than your time. I just don't want the lead up which would otherwise be the end of the story, to come across as blue balling.

>>45608406
Yeah, I might do so. I'll see you guys at the end of it.

>>45608266
Thanks. I plan to put in on AO3 tomorrow. It's 4am and I should be sleeping.

>>45608141
>people spreading lies
Those were truths. Literal thought police.

>>45608141
>KC has a right to have a canon
Let him try but by god if he would ever update that damn game I'd go to town.

which mamono has loudiest and squishest vagina

>>45608812
Shog, you haven't came till she puts vocal chords in it and gives you a Screaming Jenny

>>45608812
Jubjub. That thing be WET.

>>45608812
My wife when I eat out her ears

>>45608812
eel lady

Now that everyone seems to be on a writing mood it's probably a good time to ask this. How do you handle normal drinks and foods in your non portal stories. Do you just use the same ingredient names, do you make something up, or do you go with generic names like meat, garnish, alcoholic drink etc.

>>45608909
I use normal names and only pick something different if it'd result in a jarring case of orphaned etymology, like French toast or Scotch.

>>45608909
The universe is a strange and cyclical place, that seems suited to have souls travelling indiscriminately through the worlds. All things in the universe repeat, as if some greater truth pervades the universe.

How strange is it, that there exists a succubus who wrote a treatise on wooing young princelings names Niccola Machiavellia. How queer it is that one could still describe her seductions as Machiavellian, and all other seductions and manipulations thereafter as Machiavellian. some things, no matter how strange, just seem conveniently constant.

>>45608909
purple drank

>>45609012
>lean slime gf

>santa didn't kidnap me and deliver me to a hag
Fucking hate christmas

PADORU PADORU

>>45609044
Too many hags were naughty this year and didn't deserve a boy.

>>45609080

>>45609081
Naughty doing what? Being depressed at the bad end bar and drinking all year round?

>>45607496
This story sounds cute and you should write it.
>>45607649
https://files.catbox.moe/3runes.png

greenworm gonna vomit after the chrismas dinner...

Its all peaceful and a normal day in Zipangu, until some white gaijin foreigner starts filiming and complaining about "immoral sexual Zipangese culture."

>https://twitter.com/Gilcunnylover/status/1732823531002511771

What is the MGE Zipangu way to deal with these types of gaijin that come to Zipangu and complain about Zipangu and be racist towrads the Zipangese?

>>45606959
! !

>>45609165
Take your thinly disguised offtopic shit somewhere else please.

>>45606959
It's snowing

>>45603091
Boomslang girl who only knows Afrikaans

>>45609165
I don't want to learn about disrespectful counts while eating my foie gras anon, instead tell me who is your favorite Zipangu mamono and why

>>45609283
Perhaps Keijourous and more recent Pyrows... And I suppose the good ol' Kitsune. Because they can help fulfill the sexual fantasies of fucking, violating and impregnating a Japanese female due to their disguising abilities. Finally, one can become THE hentai Fuck Man or "Rape Chad" in them doujins and hentai who effortlessly nab and bed attractive women. Including the seemingly powerful ones who instantly loose to a man who so happens to have a big penis and have a bad attitude.