/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Meri Kurisumasu /jav/

Harree Krishnas, sirs

>>45608895
good morning sir. please enjoy beatutiful japanese breasts today

Bogged Choco makes me feels bad for her

Plastic Surgery is mental illness and all those sham DR KIM must be hanged

It's christmas

>"Madonna" originally refers to the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus Christ
>it later acquired the additional meaning of an idealised virtuous and beautiful woman
>Madonna (the studio) released its first works in mid/late December 2003 i.e. the Christmas season

the lore deepens... who knew Christmastime was always so intimately connected to hags...

Merry Christmas, /jav/!!

>>45609218
Don't forget the term Christmas cake

just passing by to say happy christmas, /JAV/sirs. won't be able to stay here today, but i love you all

Will you celebrate Japan's actual holidays too?

>>45609658
why would i? i like my culture enough

STOP BEING WELL-ADJUSTED AND SOCIALLY HEALTHY!

>>45609676
Ethnocentrism is voluntary blindness.

Japan's White Knight doesn't rest even on Christmas...

What's that website where it tracks both amateur and professional av release of actress? It's in japanese

>>45609918
db.msin.jp

I don't have a life, I swear it was just...just...m-my internet provider, yeah! That's it, my internet provider for sure, it was just that

>>45609543
wtf are those hideous lip fillers she has gotten>????

>>45610212
What the fuck are you on about schizo

>>45610525
are you unironically autistic? i understood the joke he was making instantly

Roll

>>45610648
Yuka Mizuno doesn't even look human anymore, wtf?

CHOCO
IS
ALIVE

CHOCO COMEBACK 2024

Ahhhh kill it with fire before it lays eggs

>>45610689
old news, we've known these past few breads already
she looks so inhuman, most sirs couldnt give a shit about her anymore. your image dumping won't change that

>>45607025
>>45606498

I did the same day before yesterday, and yeah even each stroke of my chinpo was more powerful. I think we just discovered how JAV actors manage to keep their chinpo hard scene after scene.

>>45610725
Asshole fuck you!

>>45610728
And for the record, I didn't do pushups, but planks. That's it. When you workout your stomach, you are destroying those worn out fap muscles, and they recover faster.

>>45610736
you can't forcibly meme her into relevancy again. she's too bogged. i'm sad about it too but you need to accept the truth

>>45610537
Can you explain it to me haha?

I still believe she will come back

>she

>>45610689
>>45610698
>>45610711
>>45610720
truly she is the rest

>>45608642
Merry Merry Christmas!

I'm a fucking porn addict jav ruined my life.

>>45610758
Her breast and inverter nippler still beautiful I am sure.

>>45611149
She lost weight after bogging, her tits were turning into a husk, she's now even thinner. You should move on, she's gone

>>45610788
As a fully qualified, board-certified, published, peer-reviewed, fully-licensed, industry accredited, chartered, registered, commissioned, legally authorised, council-approved, classically trained, maximum clearance, full attendance /jav/ thread regular, please allow me to offer a comprehensive explanation, sir.

It's a long-running in-joke and reasonably substantiated proposition that many regulars here aren't stereotypical no-life basement-dwelling porn addicts but regular, well-adjusted people with jobs, friends, families, social lives, other interests and hobbies, etc. You can see this on weekends which are generally quieter/slower and Christmas takes this even further as you can see right now.

The displeasure and accusatory nature of >>45609719 references this hypothesis with the added implication and subtext that there are indeed still some participants who do fit the aforementioned negative stereotype, and that there is a subsequent enmity and resentment against those merely pretending to be autistic coomers, outcasts and misfits who are (at least outwardly) much more "normal" than what you'd otherwise expect regulars on a safe-for-work image board on 4chan for discussing Japanese Adult Videos to be.

In turn, >>45610788 could be considered an indirect response to the previous post and an attempt to humorously downplay the poster's normality by attributing his absence not to spending quality time with family and friends on Christmas Day but instead to internet problems.

Whether the underlying proposition is true or false is up for interpretation and beyond the scope of this breakdown.

Oh, and it looks like it's my turn to experience some internet difficulties... :^)




Merry Christmas, /jav/!
and yes, I was always here and never left. i didn't want public anticipation of The List to artificially inflate and skew discussion of certain actresses. today has been the cut-off point for my clandestine analysis.

>>45608642
Literally who

What is your favorite June interview? I mean the series where she interviews JAV stars with subtitles. There are a lot, I don't know what to watch, so I ask if any are especially funny or entertaining or "meme worthy"

>>45610755
I tried to do planks but I could only do them for 5 seconds my shoulders hurt and my stomach could not hold more

I'm dreaming!? A brand new Yuu Shinoda!?
https://jav.guru/342981/juq-505-bosss-wife-an-unlimited-creampie-anal-soap-lady-with-exposed-buttocks-yu-shinoda/

>>45609658
japan's holidays are just days off work where you reflect on things. there's no marketing no merchandise nothing special you need to do. literally one of the holidays is just giving thanks to the ocean. another is throwing beans at your door.
how am i supposed to celebrate that?
probably the only one that /jav/ regularly celebrates is 'respect for elders day' since you will probably shikoku to hags that day.

>A pole dancing show by MochiHaru!
>A bootyful performance by the Oshiri Juku girls!
>A gymnastics show featuring 3 AV actresses!
>A performance by AV actor Riku Mukai!
what will riku mukai do?

>>45611600
This

Sirs, who's your favorite celebrity turned javfu?

Eighteen years of JAV addiction and I've never adored a javfu as much as Remu

>>45611720
Are you for real? Whenever I find a new girl I think
>OMG she is perfect, she is the one, she is the best ever!
But a month later I say the exact same thing about a different new girl...

Can sirs help with my crippling download addiction? How can I stop? I check every day and download dozens of new videos. At this rate I have about a month left before I have to buy more drives.

new Rara kino

>>45611748
right needs to share some of her food with rara

>>45611748
Himeno Ran looking really good here.

Sirs, i think Rei has been possessed by an axolotl spirit...

>>45611240
Merry christmas loremaster-sama, i can't wait for you to drop the bomb. It'll be a great gift to the /jav/illage, thanks for your hard work.

>>45611739
>5099 files

>>45611748
She's going to yokomiya herself soon

>>45611240
/JAV/loreMaster-sama... You are a true christmas miracle.

>>45611739
start organizing your collection by actress and then only keep the actresses you really like

Here's the Weekly Bookmate DVD ranking
(∩´∀｀)∩

>>45611748
I tune out and close my eyes to the unpleasant things in porn but this is sad.

>>45611818
This is genius, more in line with how I follow/download JAV(ideally) but fuck does it seem like such a daunting task for 5200+ existing titles.

I made a mistake when getting the JAV properties and didn't let it finish enumerating all my files. Here's an updated pic of my pride & curse.

>>45611901
Forgot to add pic.

Don't forget to take your daily Zinc and VitD3!

>>45611730
Nah. For me, it takes a while for a girl to go from occasional fap to javfu.

>>45611240
>Loresama-returns
What a Mary Christmas indeed

>>45612039
What does it take for you to take a girl to a javfu level? Only time? Didn't you ever become hooked after just one or two titles?

>>45612141
>rei unhinged
idk, i feel like goblins/gremlins/munchkins are perfect for the unhinged part-timer clerk series
a shoyu girl like Rei doesnt work that greatly, she is too conventionally beautiful

Bustin fr rn nocap

>>45612178
I worked well in that one imo, or maybe I'm craving Yuki.

>>45612178
>conventionally
I know what you mean but I feel like she's actually gone beyond conventionally beautiful and is more strikingly beautiful
I like her enthusiasm and acting more generally too. She's not as haughty and one-note as Suzu as seen in >>45612185

>>45611819
you love to see it!
thanks for sharing. when january comes, we'll get the bookmate rankings for the past month + DMM rankings for the entire year, right?

>>45612141
What did they do to him wtf, drugged his drink?

>>45611819
>the guy paired with KINOshita busts first
empirical evidence that she's the best hag

>>45611240
It's a Merry Christmas indeed

BREHS... i already know what i want for christimas
https://youtube.com/shorts/o8YelJiomHU

>>45612141
Sure, if they're really good titles, but I need more for them and having special qualities to become my top girl

First Star really went down the shitter ever since they stopped their LOVE codes

>>45612577
>expensive coom device
>watching porn on a 6 inch phone screen

>>45612677
This, what's the point of buying this dumb shit. Use a real TV/monitor and just buy an ona and stuff it in a mason jar.

>THREAD is going too SLOW

/jav/ pls

june has minty breath

>>45612925
I'll pitch in some more.

Anyone into tall actresses? I've been obsessed with Shibuya Hana since her debut. BLK-587 is still my go-to. The intro is in English and really gets me hard and ready for the rest of the video.

I'd like to know of more tall girls. My other favorite looks to have fallen off, Ootani Shouko. Really miss her.

>>45612952
thread ruined

>>45612952
you can see her face deforming from the filter
if she looks this bad with a filter, imagine her without
and don't even start with her rancid piggu breath. being anywhere near her mouth particulates would be a death sentence

>>45612229
>Kirin
Mariko didnt get the memo?

>>45611323
Depends on build I guess lol. When I started it was 30 secs, now I'm at a minute.

is it okay to watch JAV today or am I going to hell for it?

>>45612141
I wonder what it's like to get hired as a bystander for these films. I would absolutely hate it not be able to plow that pretty girl. From what I can gather, it's real actors they hire too.

>>45613212
If you've ever looked a a naked woman other than your wife you are going to hell

>>45613257
you just make the most of it and have some fun like office workplace booba sexual harassment inappropriate behaviour rosy cheeks guy

>>45613041
>go to grab it from javlibrary
>some sperg wrote a giant multi-paragraph negative review of it
why would someone do this

>>45612577
most of china lives in apartments. your neighbors have to hear you using this dumb shit. absolutely despicable.

>>45613299
They probably can't hear it over the sound of them using their own.

>>45613288
lmao how incredulous. or actually, looks like this review sir is a very discerning tall jav girl enjoyer that has gotten a bit too serious about his preference. definitely sperging about the actual height number rather than just enjoying the girl.

>>45612736
NTA, but why a mason jar?

>>45613374
nah hes based

>>45613397
They're cheap, and fit most onas well. You use it to create a vacuum and it will make you cum jackpot no hands after a while just sitting still.

>>45613415
I mean no disrespect to the review sir, I just feel he doesn't see the tall jav girl forest for the trees when having to pick apart every cm.

I just nutted so hard I got a leg cramp

>>45613480
one time both my calves cramped right when I came and I was rolling around on the floor getting cum everywhere

>>45612577
>dick slips out
Fucking machines only work for women because the dildo can be inserted at a safe distance from the hard parts.

>>45613519
...anon

>>45611748
Oyakodon kino??

>>45613479
Yeah he's a dummy. The fetish lies in the woman towering over the guy, I don't care how tall she ACTUALLY is.

>>45613554
Exactly! You said it way better than my dumb ass tried to.

>>45612577
can it sync with funscripts?

>>45611427
Emperor's Birthday is kind of a big deal there.

new june

>>45613961
you know you've gone too far when june can mog you

I wish I could spend christmas with Saya, I love her.

>>45613041
Do you know where I can get a torrent/download of this? my usual sites are duds in this case

>>45614190

sukebei.nyaa.si

This site should work. Just put in the code and find the one with the most active uploaders(seeders)

>>45613519
uhh sir... please redeme?

>>45611317
mutan, because he is autistic like me

>>45614266
I'm not super savvy with torrent stuff, are there multiple versions of nyaa? it didn't work earlier but I used the same code

Jav made me hate all other asian races, specially their women

New Dahlia girl is fkn pretty

>>45614347
fkn qt

>>45614301
There's nyaa.si for SFW content like anime and sukebei.nyaa.si for Adult content. You would use the search bar in either version to look for what you want. The adult version you can just type in BLK-587 and you'll get a list of matching torrents. The red number is leeches(people downloading) & the green number is seeders(People that are uploading). Pick the result that has the most seeds(highest green number) of the size that you want. Size is usually indicative of image quality and resolution.

>>45614347
What's with that right hand tho.

>>45614374
many thanks sir

This is what Mishima meant by a glorious death
>https://files.catbox.moe/ifj3bl.png

mutan fucked a goat 16 years ago becuase the actress didn't show up lmao

>>45611787
>>45612185
bro where did you get this, it's not out yet?
love it when these bitches goofymax.

>>45614535
Nvm found it. It doesn't use the regular STARS code for exclusive SOD actresses like Rei,

what JAV needs in 2024 is western hags, like India Summer or Cory chase

>>45614563
what's the code?

JAV needs less bogged trash

>>45611787
>stuffing a peeled banana into her vagina
Yikes that's gonna cause a nasty yeast infection.

>>45614713
SDDE-711

>>45614190
https://gofile.io/d/BQMM3I

>>45614985
Thanks my fellow Japanese masturbation boy!

>>45615002
^_^**

any jav codes for javfus that treat chibichins (small chinpos) with respect? i have a big chinpo but my chinpo is cut so i can relate to having an unsightly chinpo, sirs i will fkn enjoy while thinking of you

>>45608642
>>>/v/661829248
Come on.
Let's talk about it!

>>45614621
>getting mogged by a woman famous for only her voices
yikes

>>45615407
>>>/v/661844789
>Dude, I love girls like Ichika Nagano, Ai Mukai, Yume Takeda and other thin ones, but there's beauty in meat too, see Ruka Inaba, Ena Koume, Sachiko, Nene Tanaka, etc absolutely gorgeous women with meat in the bones. Ai Uehara wasn't even in the later group

This anon gets it!
There is a certain attractiveness and charm a Japanese women with properly proportioned body fat has that a girl with thinner features can't bring to the table.

>ywm be a pristine, high definition, virus-free, uncorrupted, crystal clear, instant loading, well organised file of JUQ-510 resting yet alert in some sirs 5TB stand alone hard drive
Why even live sirs

>>45615803
sir I'm not entirely sure what you mean...... do you wish to transcend human limitations and BECOME JAV itself?!

All y'all fake motherfuckers out there celebrating Christmas with families and friends instead of on /jav/ general. Jav addiction my fucking ass.

>>45615178
INDI-034
>I Have A Small Penis And I Want Yuu Shinoda To Make Me Feel Good Using the Techniques I thought Of

>sone045
Gonna miss her, her body was insane and her derpy face actually paired well with it

>ABP-031 Rola Misaki meets Escalating Spree Doshiro and Fan PRESTIGE Fan Thanksgiving Day! Bus Tour
It's good.

>>45613041
Rola Misaki is 172cm >>45616086

>>45615803
its out I guess?
looks boring af. Why are they all old?

Merry Christmas /jav/

Merry Christmas /jav/

>>45616277
>>45616338
>12/26/23
Wrong day retards.

>>45616762
Its the 26th in India sir

>>45614973
thank you sir

>>45610959
new phone; who dis?

>>45616964
No idea, I don't recognize her

Just want to tell you that I love Kyouka Tachibana

Maybe dedicating my life to hoarding porn wasn't the best decision.

>>45615958
Leave JAV and /jav for your won mental wellness, leave this cursed place while you still can!
Otherwise you Will become mentally ill!!

>>45617036

>>45609810
kek
code?

>>45617403
ABW-054


*this post was sponsored by the jav fishing crew*

>>45617412
Wait what happened to "sponsored by Miru"?

I can forgive Yayoi Mizuki purging if she decides to do anal often

Any ridiculously plastic jav actresses like Kirara Asuka and Shoko.

The transformation turns me on.

>>45616762
It's never too late to celebrate with your friends and family.

>>45617446
Yua Mikami
Mayuki Ito
Tsubasa Amami
Arina Hashimoto

all ruined themselves, all made me depressed

>>45617456
I can't even recognize Non there

>>45617471
But you just did ! But yeah she loses points by faking having tits and not showing her cute yaeba.

Madonna Anniversary Part 2 dropping on January

>>45617511
freshly made cardboard!
sawdust!
Petrichor!
faint whiffs of yeast!

>>45617511
99% of them look good.
Yuka Mizuno looks like a living nightmare though, god she used to be so nice

>>45617511
+ a Noz collab

Also what

>>45617428
I get bored easily and alternate the crew everytime

>>45617465

Thank you!
I'm aware of these ladies.

>>45617541
>not oneesan incest

>>45617537
ngl looks better than her Moodyz release. Thankful were getting both.

>>45612952
>people pay real fucking money for the privilege of watching... that
They pay money for it

>>45617710
MIDV-019 and MIDV-568 kinda falls into this category.

these boots add 4 cm

>>45617875
she biggirl

>>45617875
She has ZERO drip. I absolutely hate that clothing style.
>yeah let's dress up like a 70 year old overweight library worker
Headass. She looks like a TRASH BAG

>JUQ489
seems we have another great entry in this series
they all have been amazing, never disappoint

>>45613041
anyone got the "masturbation-boys" catbox link pls?

>>45617913
jesper cristiano this whore fkn kiss his bunghole better than his mouth

>>45617905
>>45617885
She Mormoncore.

>>45617935
Here you go sweatie.
https://loopvid.kastden.org/#cb/06embu

>>45615803
>JUQ-510
I started downloading it the moment I read your post GET OUT OF MY HEAD

https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/4023703 if anyone wants it

>>45616002
Did she retire?
She has only been active for about a year and a half.

>>45617511
>Mito-san is in between them in the cover, but they are closer than before
I swear to fucking God... this is it! if it doesn't happen on this one... you guys are cool, don't visit the Madonna Studio on the week of its released, ok?
>>45617516
KEK
+ star anise aroma

>>45617975
sadly yes, there were some tweets about her not being comfortable in the business and some mentions of a person beign the one making her uncomfortable. Anyone saved the screencaps from previous threads?

>>45617975
She's mentally ill (depression).

Happy belated Christmas to all slampig enjoyers and HagChads.

I stop by every now and then to check out any new straight shota or loli releases.
Anything good come out any time recently for me to check out?
Or, where do you guys go to check for new loli/shota releases?

>>45618018
Fuck off normie.

>>45618012
Why so many of them depression? They say it on twitter often.

>>45618039
maybe because they are whores

don't believe in what they say on social media, believe in their scars!

https://scanlover.com/assets/images/14406-gUdwA2q90arncPtc.jpeg

>>45618039
That bitch's thighs are full of self-harm scars (like Miru's arm). All these bitches are mentally ill.

>>45618048
I want to marry Miru

>>45618049
Niice, do you have a pic or a timestamp of one of her titles?

Luna Tsukino has really bizarre scars on her stomach, the first time Ive seen anyone with it on there.
https://scanlover.com/assets/images/11640-c77qxDv35YQgrvDu.jpeg

she is hardcore!

>>45618049
I can fix her with my love & cock

>Real Scars Hours
KEK, reminds me of the days I first found this general. You guys used to talk a lot about it back then.

>>45618089
Her navel is in the middle of her torso it looks kinda weird

JAV whore mental illness starter pack:
Plastic surgery
Self-harm scars
Eating disorders
Depression
Lashing out at strangers on social media

>>45618057
Just keep an eye on the top of her left thigh in any of her pornos.

>>45618106
Dr. Kim did such a great job! UwU

>>45618049
Aren't scars hot nowadays?

>>45618106
>Lashing out at strangers on social media

>>45618032
Anon you have no idea, don't be so mean.
I arrange 6 monitors into a JAV altar, each with JAV gifs and videos and pictures carefully arranged, and jerk off to porn for literal days straight while on speed.
Im looking for something new, since watching RCT 470 for the hundredth time isn't as special (though its my favorite title). I've seen all the Ass Loving Shotakuns Lewd Pranks, I've seen the Demon Boys, I need something new.

I want to become self sufficient. Help an anon out. Where is everyone going to track new releases now? Didn't the one site everyone used to use start not showing loli or shota releases anymore?

>>45618116
as a handsome guy who has a few fucked up mentally ill sefures with scars, i can tell you they are rally REALLY fun and intense. best nights i ever had.
just don't be around for their downfall

>>45618160
Why don't you go ask the friends and family you spent Christmas with asswipe?

>>45618162
ummmmm we prefer the term "saffle" here sweetie

>>45618133
psycho bitch

>>45618208
this series should have "forced" creampie, as in when the dude is about to cum the girl leglocks him and has him cum inside while the dude tries to escape, sealing the deal. Is not enough that the student love bombs the teacher and emotionally blackmails him, she needs to also have him cum inside

>>45617885
how heavy is the little one

>>45618221
The irony is that she was already rawdogged and cummed inside on FC2 while being JK.

>>45618247
She's a double-dipping greedy whore who does BOTH JAV and uncensored western porn I'm appalled the JAV industry hasn't blacklisted her yet.

>>45618250
I know about her particular case, but I meant the series. Nana Yagi, Noz, Aoi Ibuki, Rikka Ono before she went Nono, etc all did that series

>>45618275
Yeah they can't let them cum inside because of the implication

Kaho is streaming

>>45618303
FUCK OFF

>>45618303
more like steaming, look at that walking turd
she used to be a cutie early on though, all her late PS have been piling on

>>45618262
good to know
doesn't answer my question though

>>45617511
Hagbros... I can't even imagine how much cum I've lost over the years because of this company.

>>45618262
I want to double dip in her too, if you know what I'm saying

>>45618321
she's fkn smol and makes the dicks look like baseball bats in western porn.
https://virtualrealporn.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2023/08/Vr_porn_picture_Sumire-Mizukawa010.jpg

>it's sumire bullying hours again

>>45618012
>>45618005
I actually saw some potential in her. If only she had the will to at least stick with it out for at least another year. Exclusive AV girls are such princesses. Guess Mirei Uno (Mirei Shinonome) is my go to slender S1 girl now.

>>45618113
>Dr. Kim did such a great job!
For once I actually agree.
The body and face were sculpted well.

>>45618202
I understand anon
Next year I promise I'll give /JAV/ general a Christmas to remember.
Remember this post

>>45618106
>>45618372
I don't mind her debut face as much as one might think, it was obviously touched sure, but never saw her original face till today. Now I have to say her "original" face doesn't look bad at all, specially paired with her body, I tend to like cute button noses

>>45618372
her inverter nippler fkn niccce

>>45618303
Paizuri window...

>>45618386
She posted a full Jewtube video of her plastic sugary journey here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R_FB9JS1vY

>>45618388
completely different girl, sir
are you ok?

>>45618409
yes sir i o k
r u? u need to visiting hyderabad opticians???

>>45590877
Okay, so if cracking the DCV encryption requires inhuman levels of autism that I don't posses, how do I rip the streams from FANZA? おへそ-cemtric JAVs (among other niches) are found nowhere else, least of all from torrents.

>>45618353
sir, are you talking about repeatedly alternating between vaginal and anal penetration during sexual intercourse?

>>45618400
it's so fucking sad this is getting normalized this fast
I have a 21 yo cousin and she was talking about going to a plastic surgeon to change her nose on the christmas dinner (family reunites every year, we're like 25+ people). All the dudes at the table were "you shouldnt, you have a cute nose" and all the women were "yeah you should". The meme about women being the worst enemy might have some truth

>>45618425
ew groce no way haha

i legit think some JAVgirls are internet savvy and came here already
im not saying they post here, but i few of them probably checked us out, specially the most westernized ones

>>45618386
>never saw her original face till today. Now I have to say her "original" face doesn't look bad at all, specially paired with her body
Same here. She looked just fine to me but Japanese men and other Asians might disagree.

>>45618480
They would be fools to come here

>>45618480
>jav idols and/or managers visit /JAV/
naaaah

>>45618005
>>45618012
That sucks. Was hoping to see her do a reipu someday.

>>45618388
>her inverter nippler fkn niccce
Indeed.
She will carry the load that Himari Hinata left behind quite splendidly.

whats the name of the JAVgirl with haggy boobs and addicted to Pachinko?

>>45618005
>there were some tweets about her not being comfortable in the business
She probably just wanted to make enough to pay for the surgeries then dip.

>>45618543
>JAVgirl with haggy boobs and addicted to Pachinko?
Hana Haruna.

>>45618552
no sir, she is a youngster...
but i love Hana regardless

>>45614347
They manged to clone the faleno studio and make it even more boring and vanilla jesus christ.

>filejoker download gets interrupted
>get "your download hasn't finished yet" message for 3 days

post more princess carry

>>45618580
and yet I'm religiously dling and fapping to Mino Suzume every month, kek

>>45618563
>she is a youngster...
hmm... then I am not familiar with her.
As I don't keep track of recent debutants as much as I should (unless they meet my particular standards of course).

>>45618599
You can find that at June's You tube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwj04edy3ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kaBKFk_Nd4

best Kururugi Aoi VR codes? Someone said KAVR-154 last thread. Anything else?

Happy Boxing Day and Happy Hatsubai Day, sirs! Hope everyone has had a good Christmas so far.

For the DMM/FANZA (WILL-owned) ecosystem of subsidiary studios, today brings the physical release for the Tuesday IV batch (that already haishin'd on Friday) AND the corresponding previews for next month (haishin-bi: Jan 19th; hatsubai-bi: Jan 23rd). The Tuesday IV studios are as follows:
>Chijo Heaven
>DAS! (2/2)
>Emumusume Lab
>Honnaka (2/2)
>Madonna (2/2)
>S1 No.1 Style (2/2)
Note: there will also be new releases/previews from studios outside the DMM/FANZA (WILL) ecosystem unaccounted for in this post. Feel free to mention them.

What's everybody looking forward to?

another insane batch of previews from Madonna as usual. Ayaka Mutou is an exclusive now -- i really want to see her do a collab with Nao as rare miso condiment jomon phenotype sisters kek

>>45617511
Rejoice! I was getting worried that my prediction was wrong kek

>>45617516
you're forgetting warm yakult!

>>45617541
you love to see it + Noz has worked with Madonna before in that camping series
>>45617710
>>45617789
oneesan suits her more but young housewife still works

>>45617913
such a good series, luxury soapland with a quasi-lovey-dovey slow-burn romance angle was an inspired creative decision. i hope it becomes another flagship. who else do you think would be a good fit? i'm praying Yuna Shiina and Rei Kimura will do entries too at some point

>>45617997
i'd honestly be happy with even the slightest interaction like one of them riding someone while kissing the other

>>45617966
appreciate the gesture but i think a lot of us hagchads already acquired it on Friday (you DO know about haishin-hatsubai, right??)

>>45618018
>>45618160
>>45618382
Merry Christmas from a grateful hagchad, sir! ignore the bitterposter, he's convinced himself of all kinds of conspiracies about the demographic of /jav/posters
as for keeping up with new releases, it feels like a lot of the regulars have just internalised the schedules of their favourite studios kek

>>45618348
i never followed any team sports and don't really experience any brand loyalty with other things but i finally understand the sense of pride and attachment that those things sometimes inspire in their followers. i fkn love Madonna so much, hagsirs

>>45618018
>to all sl*mp*g enjoyers
It's Pocchari Enjoyer!
The vulgar term you used does not exist in my vocabulary or dictionaries.

>>45618543
>>45618552
>>45618563
>>45618606
I FOUND HER!
Its mai kagari
she even has a youtube channel just for pachinko, fuckinf ADDICTED
https://www.youtube.com/@TV-iv7eq

>>45618661
she mentally ill like the rest

>>45618649
>such a good series
Is also the fact that the customer tends to be a shy unexperienced, quasi-virgin (or he lost the v card recently) young dude and the prostitute is a hag. So it becomes a very tender love story

>>45618680
It comes with the territory.
We all just have top get use to it.

>>45618106
>>45618012
>>45616002
The boys and girls at Scanlover saw the writing on the wall one year ago. They really are seasoned professional AV enthusiasts.

I want to see Remu and Momokan go on a foodie or Disney adventure together.

>>45618747
i feel like Remu will be passive-agressively bitchy to Momokan
Momokan is a sweet peach, she doesnt deserve that

>>45618747
I don't want Remu near Draco Malnourished

>>45618106
>>45618012
>>45616002
The boys and girls at Scanlover saw the writing on the wall one year ago. They really are seasoned professional AV enthusiasts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkoOMMm-3Jg

Just goes to show you have to seize the day when it come to enjoying your Javfus of choice.

>>45611819
>At least two Madonna and SOD titles along with two S1 titles.
The grand plan is starting to finally come together.

>>45611748
I don't think even Hikaru Minatsuki is this thin right now.

Any JAVs with comfy kei cars?

if it makes you feel better the cut marks is not an unique Japanese thing, or even rare anymore. Here in my country there's good weather for pretty much 8 months of the year so people (in this case women) have arms and legs pretty visible, and cut marks are quite common among millennials and zoomer girls

>>45618882
miss that Minatsuki like you wouldn't believe

>>45618892
Which country haha?

Hoarderbros, I feel like most of us organize our JAV by girls, right? A folder for each girl, titles ordered by date of release...
But you guys also have a .txt file inside of their folders with info? Their social media handles, full name, birth, random information etc etc?

>>45618897
I miss her glorious baby fat laden cheeks so damn much.

>>45618915
My organization is a little bit all over the place
I organize first by maker (moodyz, madonna, fitch, s1, ideapocket, etc) and then by girl

And here comes the weird part, if the girl debuts in s1 but then becomes freelancer? I still have her inside s1 folder

If the girl is freelancer and then becomes moodyz exclusive? I tend to have them on whatever maker they debuted and if they end having more moodyz titles eventually I move them to moodyz

if it's a title with a buch of girls? I have them in the folder with my fav girl among the ones starring in the title

>>45618756
I want to cum on her scars and tell her "my love will heal them. translator's note: my love is cum"

Kinda having a 1/3 life crisis right now. I don't think I want to be a porn addict anymore. Goodbye, Sirs. It was nice knowing ya.

>>45618983
Bye whore!

>>45618983
see you tomorrow, darling!

>>45618983
>1/3 life crisis
Happy 23 years old!

>>45618983
I just hang out here I haven't watched jav in years

>>45619011
If you aren't enjoying watching AV along with us what's the point? Get a hobby!

tfw there are girls out there cutting themselves because they're depressed and you're still single

>>45617997
>>45617516
>>45618649
hag aromas are very distinctive yet innately comforting(and of course, erotic)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ym9FNX2lQNM

>>45619204
What I don't get is... why is there a voice over of Ichika Matsumoto?

>>45619211
BAKA!

>>45618983
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a68zMsQmF2s

After seeing many Masahiro Tabuchi images and videos I decided to watch a JAV for him to see if he is really so entertaining and funny and cool. Since I want to understand what he is saying, subtitled. There are quite a lot!
I just choose the one with the cutest girl. I hope he doesn't disappoint, I want AT LEAST 1 meme/reaction image.

She went from Nene Minore to Hehe Shamone, so sad

>>45619230
I have just the code for you, sir.
Please enjoy it!

>>45619204
>名前知りたいです
>田淵正浩 [Smiling Face With Hearts emoji]

fkn kek

>>45619211
HEEHEE!!

>>45619236
you hate to see it

>>45619237
Sorry anon, like I said, I'll have to watch a subtitled. I just search for his tag on jav.guru and sorted by most views, it says if it is subbed or not.
There are a lot, so I am glad!
https://jav.guru/actor/%e7%94%b0%e6%b7%b5%e6%ad%a3%e6%b5%a9/?orderby=views&order=DESC

>>45619225
she looks like her breath absolutely stinks here

>>45619265
Baka! Baka! Baka!

>>45618649
ayaka is too skinny for my usual taste but i still find her very hot, looking forward to her joining the team

>>45618915
Nah I go by scent.

>>45619333
I love both forms of Zarbon so much you wouldn't believe
Or Enkidu and Gilgamesh if you're a more cultured man

>>45619372
Please sir, another literary couple. I know how that one ends.

Would you kiss her in public?

>>45618693
agreed
>shy unexperienced
i also really like how the MC improves and they become increasingly sexually compatible, the whole setup is very comfy

>>45619178
comfy eroticism is a very complex ideal. i feel like some non-hag actresses can still exhibit it though (like /jav/'s mushroomwife Hana Kotone)

>>45619326
i know what you mean. she's really bony and her ribs are really visible but her body overall is still quite delicious to me... her skin tone and big dark nipplers help. face is still most important to me though and i think she's beautiful

>>45619412
>fkn enjoying absolutely tiny minoris AND extremely ripe hags + everything in between
tall6packmoaiguy is sampling the full spectrum of JAVfus...
my answer to your question is no though

>>45619295
she looks like her breath absolutely stinks here

>>45619295
>>45619610
is it weird that i instinctively moved backwards from the screen when she leaned forward at the end? it's like there's a phantom smelly breath

>>45619634
>phantom smelly breath
what level is this even?

>>45619204
Suzu Matsuoka pls join Madonna and make oyakodon and/or sister/aunt kino with Momoko...

>>45618849
my only goal in life is to become this guy

I really want to introduce and talk about my JAV waifus but I literally can't because I know some asshole will make up something about her breath and it'll never stop

>>45618160
>RCT 470
this is the most retarded shit i've seen in my whole life never post a code again

>>45618160
>RCT 470
this is the most based shit i've seen in my whole life never stop posting codes

>>45618160
>RCT 470
meh I'm indifferent post codes again or don't idc

>>45619521
>tall6packmoaiguy
kek do you know his name?

>>45619675
c'mon now you gotta tell us

>>45619771
Ken Matsumoto

another indication you fuckers are all socially healthy with a good life is the fact you guys obsess over smells and aromas. real virgins dont even know where to begin, actually, real virgins don't even think about it at all because they have no frame of reference what so ever because they don't eveb know its a thing (its like trying to imagine a colour that doesnt exist).
so if you are here conceptualizing all the odours, it means you have reference and practice!

fuck you, sexo-havers!

>>45619690
>>45619703
>>45619723
RCT-378 is actually my favorite from the Miraculous Happening series.
The first scene on the playground really speaks to me

>>45618106
Jav is killing more and more women everyday and yall are enjoying this deplorable spectacle...
You're all monsters!

YAMIposters never talk about girls JAV saved, weird isn't it?

>>45619908
that isn't my fight
the whole outrage culture alongside this era of information overload has made people think they need to care and have a opinion about absolutely everything
but we can't and we shouldn't.

do we like the OMHD series?

>>45620010
Not anymore, they went too far.

>>45620010
no, they hurt my mushroomwife AND my onionwife

namaste

>>45619908
>Jav is killing more and more women
not my problem sir \( 'ω')/
cheers

>>45620109
kanpai, little bird enjoyer
have a good one

miru has never shown a hint of mental illness during her career
the cuts are probably from her teens, her adult life has been fulfilling

>>45618751
Remu is a sweet girl, she just has resting smug face

>>45619870
the conspiracy deepens and the rift grows...
who can we trust?

>>45620138
thank you dear pocchari enjoying sir, you too

>>45620162
She really seems to have a wholesome and caring fanbase, good for her. I guess all those meet and greets do have an effect.

>>45618915
i have a single folder titled porn. jav is already categorized for you by product code. internet databases are already categorized by girl.
if i did waste decades of my life sorting. i would do it by real creampie, real swallow, and fake cum.

>>45620258
Luckily for you it's already been done for you.

>>45619870
>>45620207
>socio/psychopaths (i can't remember the difference) pretending to be normal in everyday life but showing their true twisted selves ITT
vs
>completely normal socially well-adjusted people pretending to be complete deviants ITT
which is the weirder state of things?

>>45619908
Japan's lack of mental health care would kill them regardless

Thats it bros Im deleting all 30tbs of my jav.
It was my 30th birthday yesterday and I am not wasting my life on porn.
Bye.

>>45620271
The latter just attracts people genuinely like this that think everyone is like them which I find worse

>>45619967
i don't contribute to their salvation so it feels disingenuous to bask in their success. i don't even iine their posts because my idolfu might see it

>>45620289
link??

>>45620271
im probably a bit of both and i think a lot of others are too. it's not that clear cut and neither situation is particularly weird

>>45620271
Why can I not be well adjusted and a sexual JAV deviant? So what that I can talk to people? That doesn't make my JAV habits any less legitimate than yours.

>>45620289
happy birthday and see you tomorrow sir

>Cutie troon in the cover
>A man with a wig in video. Literally.

I want to talk with the manager.

>>45620207
>>45620271
>completely normal socially well-adjusted people pretending to be complete deviants ITT
definitely semi-this
but nothing stops someone from being a normal socially well-adjusted person but ALSO a deviant
yeah, lots of us are kinda degen, but we still have manners, and when in comparison with other generals/boards, this place is pretty clean from sour/malevolent posters (what wouldnt happen if most of us were socio/psychopaths)

>>45620403
this + good post. same thing can be said on the flip side for enjoying JAV at all as if it's incompatible with anything else
>I like JAV but I also need to advance my career
>I like JAV but I also need to feed my children
>I like JAV but it's ruining my life
>I need to end world hunger so I need to kick this JAV habit
some sirs just need something to blame and/or don't know what compartmentalisation can do for them

>>45620403
I think it's easily possible for a person to be somewhat sexually deviant in private but socially well adjusted in public.
>professional at work cause I need to pay rent, food etc
>love my family and friends
>gym, hobbies etc.
yet at the same time I fap to stuff most normies would find repulsive, indulge in VR JAV, hoard JAV, watch anime (which has a hard stigma where I live) visit prosties etc.

I think as with most vices the dosage makes the difference between enriching and destroying one's life.

>>45620421
Many such cases unfortunately, or they make really weird grimaces for whatever reason ( •̥ ˍ •̥ )

>>45620421
the good looking asian ones aren't doing jav

are there any javs that are filmed outside of big cities like tokyo? maybe some javs that are filmed in a forest or something?

>>45620271
isn't this a false dichotomy? socio/psychopathy has nothing to do with sexual deviancy (whatever that means) kek
and like other sirs have said, you can be socially well-adjusted while also being privately a "sexual deviant" or just having less mainstream sexual inclinations or even just having a really open mind to unusual JAV

>>45620421
What's going through is mind? What did he say to Akarin after going home? "Pretty boring day at work honey" ? Are developers' tools still more powerful than those of a professional actress? Would you do it if it meant you could date Akarin? So many questions.

>>45618915
i have a single JAV folder and each video file is within a subfolder of the same name which is the code. then I just use jellyfin with a javlibrary plugin to get the album art and actress info. tags are also pulled an I can search by tag or actress or just browse through a cover art wall.

>>45618513
why doesn't she know how to wear that bikin? her nipples are supposed to be in the middle not at the top tip barely contained

>>45619412
The guy looks like he's 2 meters (6'6''/6'7'') tall and it makes me angry that such a guy gets to kiss her and not me.

>>45620048
is that webm from an omhd video? or is it unrelated?

i have no idea why people larp as indians when they love white women more than anything

>>45620973
Delete this sir.

>>45620990
>he doesn't know the /jav/illage lore

>>45620990
i'm actually egyptian https://files.catbox.moe/7mmdps.mp4

>>45620990
I think its funny, thats why I started it

>>45620421
do they think we are gay or is this a case of murphy's law, where we are the bigots.
in either case the bar to become a jav actress is higher for women than it is for men.

>>45619967
Yuuriman?

>>45620990
This is our way of life, sirs. Don't question our traditions and culture or I fuck you bloody. You tell me why sir

on the internet nobody knows that you're not indian

>>45620990
how much do you want to find out? are you a truth-seeker? you will need to study /jav/ history

>>45621086
>>45621119
>>45621019
its really not that deep

>>45621057
at least you're honest

somebody post it

>>45621157
the June bukkake video?

>>45621174
not everything is about you june sweetie

>>45620701
which plugin are you using? mine doesn't work anymore

>>45621174
sure yes

when i type june lovejoy into the google search engine, it suggests "june lovejoy obituary" as a result. wtf

when sirs talk about june smells, is it her breath or just body odor?

>>45621285
everything
breath, tongue, face and forehead oils, scalp, hands, fingers, armpits, neck, general b.o, manko, asscrack, bunghole
it's the full odour package and profile

>>45621201
https://github.com/imaginary-upside/JellyfinJav
The image fetcher broke due to dmm site update but I was able to fix it in code and rebuild the plugin locally.

diff --git a/JellyfinJav/Api/JavlibraryClient.cs b/JellyfinJav/Api/JavlibraryClient.cs
index 26bce45..5c8c779 100644
--- a/JellyfinJav/Api/JavlibraryClient.cs
+++ b/JellyfinJav/Api/JavlibraryClient.cs
@@ -167,7 +167,7 @@ namespace JellyfinJav.Api

var genres = doc.QuerySelectorAll(".genre a").Select(n => n.TextContent);
var studio = doc.QuerySelector("#video_maker a")?.TextContent;
- var boxArt = doc.QuerySelector("#video_jacket_img")?.GetAttribute("src")?.Insert(0, "https:");
+ var boxArt = doc.QuerySelector("#video_jacket_img")?.GetAttribute("src");
var cover = boxArt?.Replace("pl.jpg", "ps.jpg");

return new Api.Video(

>>45620990
Do the needful and goon to these highly rated videos sir.