/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45580458
Im sorry but i prefer Ran-sama.

>>45580458
I guess I can.

Not sure if I can handle her extravagant personality

>>45580458
As long I am treated well and I am more than willing to join.

>>45580540
i think shes very charming and adorable. i hope she is waiting for me in hakugyoukurou and i wont be very long

>>45580562
personally i think she would be a great host. shes very doting and has this warm aura of comfort that would make me want to hug her.

>>45580458
Do I get to go home after my visit or is she going to throw my ass straight into the netherworld?

As long as she brings sake and youmu

>>45580709
youmu is off-limits while youre under her roof!!!

>>45580458
Actually, I'm drinking the Horai Elixir the first chance I get, it's for personal reasons, it has nothing to do with Yuyuko

>>45580683

>>45580898
People shit and piss themselves when they die. She will not be tricking me into doing that.

>>45580979
i have no words

>>45580979
You can do all of this in advance and go out with diginity

I've been thinking about it a lot again lately, but my biggest fear is botching it. I think throwing myself off the roof here is the best way to go but I don't know if it's high enough. If I could find a way to unlock the door to the roof that might be it.

>>45581052
i suggest going out as cleanly as possible so you dont have problems in your ghost form

>>45581052
>>45581085
Don't forget to dress your best too. The outfit you die in is your outfit forever.

>>45581085
>>45581091
What would you recommend for that then? I don't have any way to access guns here and that would be too messy anyway.
I have a really nice white dress I only get to wear maybe twice a year for special occasions that everybody compliments. I've been fantasizing about getting my last haircut, doing my face up for the last time, and buying a new pair of shoes to take off before I go.

>>45581140
Depends on how spooky you want your ghost to be. There's something to be said for a well dressed phantom with a bullet wound right on the forehead.

>>45581157
My hairstyle would hide the bullet wound sadly, and even if I wanted to get a gun I truly couldn't for many reasons genuinely out of my control. It might be nice to haunt a specific person though, especially if I'm well dressed and look almost like I never left.

>>45581180
There's always turning a car on in a closed garage with the windows rolled down.

>>45581197
We don't really have garages here or I think that would be the way to go. I thought I also remembered reading that wasn't as easy to do anymore due to changes in fuel or something?

perchance

>>45580725
Noooooo!!!! :c
What would she do to me if I make a move

Yuyuko's great and all, but I plan on living a long life and wringing at least a little happiness out of it. I'll be dead for eternity, but I'm only alive right now. Even if it's unpleasant, the variety of an ephemeral life must seem bright to one who's existed for near-eternities in death. There's a lot to do here.
When the time arrives, I'll be happy to greet her, though, even if I am an aged old man.

>>45582205
You could just drink the Horai elixir

>>45580458
Only if you let me go to the other side by using your ass!

>>45581213
Man, killing yourself is both easier and harder than it has to be.

>>45581213
Shit and piss an hour prior before you go, dress real nice, and take a handful of sleeping pills. It's simple, clean, painless, and cheap. I would advise against killing yourself, but good luck with Yuyuko nonetheless.

>>45583226
this is great advice anon. i like this plan

>>45583226
pills are the most common suicide attempt method among women, and women have a lower successful attempt rate for that exact reason. You'll more than likely just vomit in your sleep and either leave behind a bile-covered corpse that choked unconsciously on its own vomit, or far more likely, you'll wake up in a puddle of vomit and shame, barely able to move.
Try something else, preferably non-suicidal

>>45583226
Unfortunately there are not too many guaranteed ways to die that are completely pain free.

>>45583226
Can you even get sleeping pills strong enough over the counter? That feels like something I might have to get a prescription for and I'm worried doctors will immediately sense the pending suicide on me and it'll make everything worse.

>>45581052
Well an easy way to do it would be carbon monoxide, get an unsafe propane heater and let it burn after closing all the windows. Go on a fast for a day or two so you don't lose your dignity and then fall asleep for the last time.

>>45583777
Nah. Kill yourself, sure, but don't endanger the lives of the people who will inevitably find your body.

>>45583812
Could always put a warning on the door.

Yuyuko's ten desires:

1: To eat Mystia
2: To eat shark fin soup
3: To eat caviar
4: To eat sushi
5: To eat pizza
6: To eat meatbuns
7: To eat Kuroge Wagyuu beef
8: To eat Hakata Ramen
9: To eat pizza pie
10: To "eat" Youki

>>45585049
Anon you can't

>>45582291
if I find this artist I would beat the shit out of him

>>45580458
Yeah, you first (lol)

>>45585158
kek why are you afraid of ass

Your hair and nails don't grow when you die. Everyone else just retracts.

>>45580458
I really want to have raw sex with Yuyuko like a wild animal.

>>45585158
Wow, why?

>>45585410
girls are... scary!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luRXobxAg8o

>>45585049
Its hilarious that Yuuma is the actual greedyhu and everything said about Yuyuko is just overblown fanon. If anything those are Yuuma's desires, but add about 10 more.

>>45591011
ugly art, not just "eh not my kind of art" it's actually hideous and repulsive - disproportionate, waxy
>>45585410
got kicked in the head by one once

>>45583812
Carbon monoxide requires exposure, anyone finding your body is in no danger unless they stay in the room after closing the door after themselves

>>45596297
Even small concentrations of CO in the air can kill or cause severe brain damage with enough time. Unfortunately, because it's odorless, most people are not gonna instantly recognize that a person might've died from CO poisoning. Of course, it all depends on who found your body and at what time, but if you're dead with no way to know, are you sure you want to make that bet?

>>45580458
I think I might hang out with Komachi instead.

>>45580458
Not soon

>>45581140
>White dress
Are you a woman or a crossdresser anon?

Merry Christmas

>>45580458
No, since i am never going to die.

>>45583628
>get a gun
>the bigger the better, something like a 12 gauge
>go into public place
>caffe, school, library, shopping mall...
>yell some muslim or nazi shit about how you will kill them all
>shoot yourself

A funny little prank, guaranteed to attract a silly goofball like Yuyuko

>>45612829
It doesn't matter what it is, so long as it's real and black!
People will shit themselves over a .22LR if it looks "scary" enough!

Don't do this though, it'll be used as an excuse to ban those elusive unregistered clipazine fed assault machine guns that are so precious to us for lynching people we have a minor disagreement with.

>>45580458
I will.