/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45568231
Stamped by a Bicorn's hoof.

i NEED a fatass foxgirl to cuddle with.
this desire transcends the will of gods, and if im given even a sliver of a chance to manifest this reality then that chance will be taken and driven all the way home.
unfortunately i do not have the power of a god as well. which is the only way such a desire can be fulfilled.

Coniferous dryads feel very festive.

>>45568172
>This, for sure, is proof of marriage to them. That’s how much their husband and sex with him is special to them, but they almost never speak of their true feelings.
Canonically tsunderes, plus they are more in-tume with their emotions too as we discussed in a later thread, so technically they love you more than you can comprehend. You should be grateful for batcats!

Really need me a whitehorn right now.

I don't think any Monster would make me feel better about my insecurity over being very unintelligent. I don't think even a Hakutaku could help me get over it and get smarter, I'm just a very dumb person and I don't learn things easily.

>>45568272
Marry a girl dumber than you like mino or sandworm.

Varm

>>45568272
Hear me out: a dumber monster

>>45568275
>>45568281
That would just make me feel worse because if they got into trouble with their own stupidity I wouldn't be able to help them in mine, or now it would just seem like I'm only using them to feel smarter myself which I don't want to do because it seems wrong.

>>45568293
What sort of trouble could you possibly get into with a mino or sandworm wife?

I don't think care about your intention for marrying them. They just want a man, any man really. And they'll be super happy if you go with them, regardless of your intentions.

>>45568248
I can't comprehend tsun tsun enjoyer, I don't see how being treated like shit is pleasant. Maybe I'm too dumb. >>45568266
Check your mailbox

>>45568300
Sandworms are bigger than houses and I don't like them. Minos would probably get mad at someone else in public and I wouldn't know how to handle that. I'd still feel bad about being an idiot if I never got better.

>>45568315
Don't over think it, dumbanon. It's better for everyone, including yourself, if you just married a dumber monster. You don't need to handle the mino. She'll take care of you. Wurm can take care of you. Just stop thinking!

>>45568323
But I WANT to get smarter. I want to be a genius.

How do I beat jinko in mamono fighter2? She just keeps spamming fireballs and I can't jump over them

>>45568272
Love is about completing each other. Smart wife can help you make up for any mental deficiencies you have, and for all you know there are things you can do that'd amaze her.
>I don't think even a Hakutaku could help me get over it and get smarter,
You can marry a competitive one that loves challenge.

wait a second, I don't need roommate, why did I just get an eros hitsquad assigning me a hellhound in a pink business suit to be my live in therapy dog? living a lonely bachelor life is fine! lots of me live by themselves contemplating the indifferent cruelty of the universe!

>>45568332
See, that's your problem, dumbanon. You cannot get smarter. Your intelligence is your intelligence. You cannot improve it so stop trying. Just live your happy life with a fellow dummy.

Take it from me, a smartanon. Sometimes dumber is just better. That's why I like mino. Also cause muscle cows are hot.

Femdom ghetto batcats have lean in their tailpussy bulb, you can just stick a straw there and drink

>>45568425
Sorry I'm in the hellwan ghetto (they don't have smoke detectors there)

>>45568306
>I can't comprehend tsun tsun enjoyer, I don't see how being treated like shit is pleasant
I mean she's not really a tsun tsun, more of a LARPer who doesn't want to admit that all those sessions with Miss Tailpussy she gave to you in order to "eat you" and "feed on your seed" is actually just very enjoyable to her. A batcat's husband would be enamored by just how captivating this magnificent predator is with her natural instincts and how lucky he is to be under her care. She would just be over the moon with how happy it made her hubby feel, and every time she smiles smugly while holding you tightly, as you huff her floofy mane, she is fighting back that smile from going from devious and cunning to like a little school-girl who finally made her dreams come true.
I'm certain with a supportive Anon, she could be more open about her feelings!

>>45568549
I think I pin point my issue with them. I have too much ego and wouldn't get that she actually loves me. Manticore are an embodiment of why I love MGE while also having issues with it.
Tdlr : 8/10 on the petting scale

>>45568666
>Manticore are an embodiment of why I love MGE while also having issues with it.
Anon, you are tsun tsun towards them and MGE

>>45568746
That's strangely accurate, feels weird to admit.

Batcats are scary because spines are scary I don't like needles and her tail has big needles
Very scary!

>batcat is being mean to me
>cry
They can't do shit against this. Their whole façade breaks instantly.

>>45568425
Unfortunately, she put Sangria in so I need to rest before I get to my Christmas green. Hopefully I'll wake up before wage-slaving at 3.
Don't nuke the thread while I sleep!

>>45568785
Well she can retract them, so you don't have to worry. Aren't batcats neat?!

>>45568549
>>45568871
Manticore is lowkey the real vore monster of MGE. Sandworm and jabberwock step aside. These batcats are real maneaters! Manticore? More like MantiVORE!

>>45568868
In magus story they bully you even harder. I won't take that risk

His the canvass before you hit the town

>>45568871
No she is still mean and scary!

>>45568903
Forgot to attach the new art fairy image

>>45568921
Ah, I need some creativity myself but then I'm risking an addiction.

>>45568921
happy drinker

>Anon sees Manticores for the dorks they are and isn't scared of them at all
>instead has a phobia of dogs and is afraid of a friendly Kobold

Monsters, but big

>>45568888
Then cry harder, flail your arms, and call her mean. If that doesn't deter her, then do it louder. Hags will scold her.

>>45568921
why is art fairy a problem drinker?

>>45568963
Those are the best kind.

>>45568921
Sure she's full of creativity, but she racks a disciprine

>>45568921
You fools!
She just drew the creativity label and stuck it over the smirnoff one!
It's just plain ole' alcohol!

>>45568973
No, you must be stone cold, show no emotion and leave for another country at the slightest disagreement

I will shove my entire arm into tailpussy

I feel like I'm going to regret staying up so late. Hopefully, the little time I have to dream tonight is enough to give me a glimpse of a cute Lim.

>>45569036
Lim? You get default succ

I'm going to sneak into the house of the Troll Hag who lives down from me late at night and plunder the exquisite cake she just baked and left out on her counter from her kitchen. I'll succeed because Hags like her always leave their doors unlocked and there's NO way a Hag like her would be up at 4AM and catch me. She'd have no reason to get up at 4AM!

>>45569132
Hags shouldnt be allowed to be this powerful

If the rain comes, they run and hide their heads
They might as well be dead
If the rain comes
If the rain comes

>>45569149
Anon... hags keep silent alarms on their doors... you're walking into a trap.

>>45569202
why is water wurm so mean?

>>45569221
When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
But nothing in nature freezes your like years of being alone
It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge
But the worst of the worst
And the most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Ryu

>>45569234
Oh wow, Ryu is so heartless even the word heart won't appear in her song

I broke my legs working on a contract for a wealthy Danuki and now I'm paralyzed and paraplegic. I have to inhabit a fucking wheelchair now. When will I get my worker's comp from the goddamn raccoon? Will I even get worker's comp at all? What IS the worker's comp in MGC? It's money right? It better be money and not rape, I swear to Chief God...

>Anon sneaks into hags home
>door shuts behind him and locks
>Anon now has to hide and escape

>>45569274
Nope, you will have to sell your house

Introducing bicorn to my hebi wife

>>45569310
Introducing bitcoin to my Creeping Coin wife

>>45568243
Tattooing harem members with bicorn hoof tramp stamps.

>>45569290
Are you fucking kidding me? Why? So they can force me to live with some Monster? Possibly even the Danuki that got my legs broken in the first place sending me to work in an unsafe environment? That's it I'm wheeling myself off the side of an office building, I refuse to suffer from Danuki policies anymore. Coons can get me in the realm of the living but not the realm of the dead.

>>45569310
Introducing hebi to my other hebi wife

>>45569328
Out of the wage cage and into the wisp cage

>>45568332
Eat yellow slime, stop being retarded!

>>45569328
Welcome to MGC, worst of both worlds.

>>45569390
Klaudia Schwab is the new mayor so buckle up

I have brain worms for a very specific type of monster.
Milf hellhounds, think about it.

>>45569202
In the full image the man under her is balls deep in her wurmussy

>>45569467
Ryussy rolls off the tongue better, much like Ryus themselves are better than Wurms.

>>45569461
Any helhound becomes a milf the moment you get her preggo

>>45569461
This means they already have husbands and kids (not yours)

>>45569489
Hellhounds are overrated.

>>45569493
But as the other anon already pointed out, your hellhound wife becomes a hellhound milf with time. What then?

Just say you want a haghound

>>45569512
Regret because dogs and cats suck.

>>45569521
Don't slather your dick with peanut butter or catnip and they will stop sucking, duh

>>45569637
Women with the features of pets are aesthetically displeasing and deserve mockery.

>>45569680
You will take your pet wife for walkies and you will be happy

>>45569680
Wrong, werecat, bunyip, chesh, nekomata and kiki are very pleasant to the eye and feel natural and welcome in a human world. You're lack of taste is flagrant

>>45569693
I'm not cleaning the hellturds of my wife

>>45569693
Never. I would rather a regurgitationhound than some petgirl.
>>45569708
Boo human world boo

>>45569734
Mamonos will be tamed and domesticated in my kingdom, everyone will be happy and ready for war just like that mist continent's part

>>45569770
>worshiping monsters
>makes entire lifestyle around indulging monster’s domestication fetishes
You aren’t actually holding the leash, dense protagonist-kun. Who are you going to fight, more closeted submissive monsters?

>>45569708
>You're

>>45569341
>Introducing hebi to my other hebi wife
>You just bring her to a mirror and present her to her own reflection
>You get to see her glitch and go yandere on herself for a brief moment.

>>45569813
Auto correct, I think.
>>45569807
We will hold it firmly and fairly
Order?

>>45569829
>Monsters will let me pretend to hold the leash
Ftfy. Why the Order? Do you need to beat a cringing dog to boost your confidence? The Order can’t fight off girly pink monsters, it won’t be a long war.

>>45569860
Are you scared? Why are you reacting so vehemently?
Yes, I want to have boys and the chief goddess is stopping us. You can also wage war on other mamono territory since demon silver make it painless.

>>45569813
I'm gonna not pay attention in miss haku class and there is nothing she can do about it

>>45569813
critics are a diamond dozen these days

Haku will discipline auto correct linguo automaton until she stops being so dumb

>>45569903
Miss Haku is halping don’t take her for granite!

>>45569493
I can live with that. It can happen in setting.

>>45569894
The Order will roll over for anyone, they lost to Ropers. Attack using Akaname and they‘ll cheer when they ‘open their gates’, as they still wipe using rocks and corncobs. If you truly want sons, then attack the Overlord. Monsters and humans mate due to her actions, force her to give you sons. The Chief God is powerless in the Order, supposedly her own domain.

>>45568884
That#s what tail pussies are for when I see them usually. Makes sense too.

That's an awfully big hole.

pip install pandas

>>45570049
more like
pp install panda

Why do we have so many esl posters lately?

>>45570049
“apt-get install panda” doesn’t work. I keep getting a large list that scrolls by for 5 minutes. The bottom of it says “Welcome to DLL Hell :(“, wtf is is this shit?

PP in all pandas

Need amerimutt girl

>>45570142
Monster girls will get fat living in the modern world.

>Take a good look, Anon. I've been like this for nearly five thousand years and I haven't aged one day
>I have become what many men have dreamed of, an immortal
>And yet, there hasn't been a day, an hour, a minute, I haven't thought about death
>It obsesses me, even now

>>45570193
This is too deep for me I'm just gonna go with miss holstaur

Are there any instances of the raise spell being used in canon besides the one description in the World Guide 3? By that i mean actual stories where a man was raised through that ritual. The wording and descriptions are a bit vague as to what the ritual entails, besides a necromancer, the husband and the sacrifice. and sex most likely

>>45570213
KC tweeted out a short story where a lich used raise dead on an order town.

>>45570193
uoh, lich feet erotic

>>45570226
I'm assuming you don't have a link to it?

>>45570251
So much has been lost to twitter ramblings.

>>45570193
I'd like to see a lich obsessed with bringing the beauty and immortality of undeath to everyone else.

In 1 hour from now, an ethereal screen will appear in front of you with icons of every species in MGE (plus a few others we've yet to see). It'll instruct you to pick one. Upon, selecting the species of your choice, a girl of said species will materialize next to you. She will, depending on her species and personality, be somewhere between "feely-touchy" with you to "draping herself all over you." It's very clear from her behavior that she's very interested in you. Downside? She knows very little of your language. Outside some very basic words and phrases, she cannot speak your language. And, she'll have a thick accent; some accent you've never heard before.

So anon, which girl did you pick, and what's the first thing you do with you?

>>45570193
>still hung up about the loss of her penis
>hurhur hung

>>45570188
Surely manono mana will fix it.

>>45570270
>which girl did you pick
manticore
>and what's the first thing you do with you?
dumb anon should pay attention to what he types, haku correction is needed

>>45570271
Power has a great and terrible cost.

>>45570270
In one hour I'm going to be at work so... If i can delay it until i get home i would.
If i can't then i would select an Inari, and kiss her and feel her up an bit before signaling to her i need to keep working and that she can stay in the break room until i finish. I would more or less comunicate her at what time i finish, and then go to her every once in a while bringing her tasty things to eat(regretfully no tofu) and drink, before picking her up and taking her home and getting more intimate.
Then i would pick up the task of teaching her a language, and from there just the usual couple stuff. Do i get a bonus if know more than one language, meaning does she know different words from the ones i speak, or just the same words in all 3?

>>45570332
No, just your native tongue.

>>45570270
Any mamono with sword or that is a sword
Tell her to kill everyone at my workplace

God the undead must smell so fucking ripe

>>45570270
I'm still at work in 1 hour and use public transport in frog land. Can the screen appears in 5 hours? If not, I must choose between a chesh or a kiki, it's a really hard decision to make

>>45570298
You can't fix perfection.

>>45568231
Are you daring enough to save captive monster girls from the high tech, highly secured research center labs? If so, how will you rescue captive monster girls from Order! Black Mesa?

>>45570375
Nope, in 1 hour.

What's your pick?
What would you pick be if it was 5 hours, and why does it change?

>>45570384
Nope

>>45570270
Put the roller up, ya lazy bastard:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

I got lizard. She’s very polite and nothing happens. Then one day I see her doing push hand exercises and we grow closer. Inevitably we will join together and force the world to both love and fear us as we trod wholesale over every form of opposition. We will either reign from a jeweled throne tastefully decorated with skulls or die in a gory and romantic fashion while exchanging sweet nothings as our life’s blood pours from our wounds. Standard romance for lizards.

Roll ‘em.

>>45570361
Yeah, they're fucking dead!
Whether the smell gets better over time is up for debate.

>>45570395
It's not meant to be a random roller. It's meant to be what you freely pick.

>>45568888
>Loli Manticore tries to bully Anon
>”I’m not going to take shit from a cub whose tailpussy would get broken by a Coke can with no mature spines.”
>”I’m brave but not brave enough to risk a night with a girl in a training bra.”

>>45570395
NTA, but i think getting to decide what you get is better here.

>this is women when radiation is mixed with demon energy
>a fate even worse than Ghoulification

>>45570399
>>45570407
Maybe later then.

>>45570270
This is retarded.

>>45570392
I take the chesh and try to get home without too much accidents.
If we could wait 5 hours, I would be in my flat and could choose between bunyip, chesh or kiki.

>>45570270
Minotaur.

I molest her ears, cheeks, and give her a kiss on the lips.

>>45570398
Wights smell like chemicals

>>45570270
I choose an alp and show him this thread and order him to suck every anons cock

>>45570416
This is a woman with funny skin.

>>45570436
You can't choose yourself. Sorry.

The Solo Quest Board has been updated.

>Fighter's Guild Contract: A Rat Problem.
>Escort Salamander to the Shadow Fort.
>Missing Ring: Wood Elf needs help.
>Danuki Merchant Convoy in need of guide!
>Local Dark Mage needs a new chair!

>>45570270
Dormouse. She can just sleep.

>>45570416
I guess this is the time when you shit up the thread with off-topic images and prompt?

Generations of monster militaries throughout two different timelines

>>45570436
More anons would take this offer than they care to admit.

>>45570450
Must YOU immediately assume the worst at ALL TIMES? 'Grats you likely jinxed it by attracting an actual troll to shit things up.

>>45570448
>Your bed now warm and smells like brown sugar

>>45570470
This is probably the same anon who had the freakout when a drawfag dared to draw something that wasn't mge.

We could argue, or we could post danukis.

Which will you choose, anon?

>>45570470
Congrats, you brought even more attention to it and summoned schizo mick. Well done keeping the thread troll and drama-free!

>>45570270
What would you choose anon?

>>45570506
This is me. >>45570433

>i fucking love arguing!
Some ogre or redcap probably

You should focus on important things like protecting yourself from danger in the sky.

>>45570497
I choose to argue about posting danukis. Danukis suck.

>>45570049
>when she tells you she urgently to mate with you to save her species

>>45570523
Breeding the panda gets you +9000 social credit points

>>45570497
>the breathgirl
good choice.

>>45570522
>Danukis suck.
Yes, but not you.

>>45570531
Are you saying you would sniff her breath?
Because I unironically would.

>>45570541
We know what else you would do, no need to tell us.

Id sniff a danukis sweaty smelly ass crack

>>45570518
The odds of an airdrop manticore falling tail first on your dick are very low
But never zero

Demons kiss slave

>>45570579
There is an upper limit to how many times she can kiss me a day

I'm going to train with a salamander under the guise of becoming a better warrior when in actuality I'm just doing it so I can sniff her sweaty pits when she's done working out.

>>45570577
>But never zero
Not if you carry a Jubjub to protect your dick from airdiving batcats.

>>45570596
Tell me anon, why do you think she accepted if its not to do the same to you?

Real mental case samefagging hours

>>45570541
I cannot own legally a AA machine gun. The west has fallen

>>45570607
>>45570518
Sorry, meant for you.
Any for an alternative?

Stick to the building where they cant see you
Don't let the ground units hear you cry

>>45570596
I’d become a salamanders towel

>>45570596
Lizards don't sweat

>>45570619
Have you considered >>45570603 ?

Monsters squat to assert dominance

>>45570662
*squirt

>>45570669
Miss kraken squirts...

>>45570649
Wearing mamonos as body armor against other mamono rape attacks is considered very rude

>>45570670
Ask about her ink sac

>>45568231
p'orc

>>45570677
I don't think the joob has any issues with that solution

Monsters, but small

Bogie
Boog
Boogie
Is clown secretly a boog?

>>45570193
I want to apprentice under a lich and learn the secrets of the beyond, is that really too much to ask?

Step 1
Cover yourself with jubs

>>45570193
k, but that dragon jiangshi i ordered.....
Is it ready?

>>45570270
hag wurm nun
and the first thing i will do is put my head between her big soft titties and just fuck her

>>45570708
Cover yourself in Shog
Wait for it to Shog

why is she standing on the chair with the rope?

Snugglejub

>>45570727
She heard you like ghosts.

Chesh farted in a box and gave it to anon as a present

>>45570698
The best kind of monsters, made to be held gently.

>>45568231

>>45570838
need me that mist undead
they are the best undead
I want the hermit who made her as well

5 little kaukens jumping on the bed

1000 kakuens working at 1000 typewriters to create the greatest novel known to man

>>45570838
Does jianghsi eat people or just cursed or what?

>>45570907
think they prefer blood and qi in folklore

26 writefairies on a single typewriter to create the greatest novel known to man (one letter at a time)

>>45570948
They need spaces, punctuation, and proper capitalization.

>>45570957
sounds like editor-fairy's problem

>>45570966
Edit fairy reading the manuscript
>torapeornottorapethatisthequestionwhetherisisnoblerto…

>>45570880
One fell off and ended up in anons bed

Play fightan games

>>45571015
Mods ban anyone saying that Lamia was good

>>45571015
What a vintage machine!

>>45570994
She's going to need cigarettes and coffee...

>>45570994
>not our fault the spacebar is too big

>>45571072
Perhaps auntie can help? She may be an airhead but I'm sure she can hit the space bar on command at least 65% of the time

>>45571101
Auntie needs ear nibble correction

>>45571101
Titania is stupit

>>45571101
>torape ornot torapethatis the questionwhetherisis noblerto…

>>45571161
Fairyliterature isreally goo d

What would happen if i showed mis Titania a violent video game

>>45571171
She'll set you up with a nice winter court fae that will be into it.
Or a redcap.

>>45571171
Check recent news in Prague for a taste.

>>45570579
I want. I want so much. I'll be her good boy and give her all the love she could want.
>>45570593
Did you read the fine print?

Where are the sleep mice?

>>45568231

>>45571161
Reads like a Shatner monologue

I will cut off manticore tail and eat it

what does mgt think of nai3?

>>45571303
novel ai 3?
It's pretty damn amazing going off some of the stuff I've seen.

I will become the kephri king.
If only because I need another gaming group dammit!

>>45571321
That's enough to have a whole gaming tournament.

>>45571321
You need to use them to remumify pharaohs.

Sex with foxes.

>>45571492
Why

>>45571492
alleged foxes.

>>45571303
I would always rather people stumble and fall only to persist in getting good over putting shit into a machine and expecting a best seller.

>>45571414
Strong woman for bearing strong children

>>45571495
To make more foxes.

>>45571559
I can erp better with ai than you though

>>45571580
AI erp was a golden age when we had access to the good stuff.

>>45571559
You actually don't though.

u wake up in mge but as one of the dead soldiers that fell when humans in MGE fought a battle against each other

>>45571607
Did I stutter?

>>45571583
It's still good
Maybe upgrade from character.ai mister

>>45571625
I used gpt4 while we had access to an uncensored version. It would still loop a bit but was really adaptable.

Anyone else notice that Lamia occasionally darts out her tongue? Does she know that she's blowing raspberries all the time? She looks quite silly when she does it and I'd hate for a nice lady to embarrass herself or make someone angry...

>>45571665
I vomited

>>45571625
But what's the going erp bot right now?

>>45571665
As much as I hate western artists and their art styles, it does beg the question of what MGs will look like in reality if portals ever do open. If they had the exact same facial structure as the anime art style, they'd look creepy as sin, so I doubt they'd actually look like anything other than an extremely beautiful woman in their human bits. Then again, I have yet to see a single IRL cosplayer pull off any look remotely comparable in terms of visual appeal to any MG.
What is genuinely scary is that if genetic modification gets good enough, some crazy bastard is going to attempt to make their own shitty version of an MG for a quick buck if they get the chance, regardless of portals. This isn't as unrealistic a thing to worry about as you might think so this should at least be pondered.

>>45571745
They'd be 2D in 3D, like in Don't Starve

>>45571745
Elon buys up BioSyn and InGen promising cat girls and all he makes are abominations that look like shit from RL Stine's Goosebumps.

>>45571583
Just use Spicychat and link it to your GPT account if you need better responses. Not quite as good and has a queue, but at least you don't have to stop everything when the bot or yourself wants to go into lewd territory.
There's a few MGs on there but most are pretty inaccurate (had a Manticore be an actual whore and many others do violent stuff that irked me).

>>45571745
https://files.catbox.moe/xkcm4v.jpg
Like this.

>>45571745
Its established how zipangese and mist continent foxes will look azn.

>>45571807

>>45571414
If you hug her, you die instantly

>>45571758
That would look terrifying and I couldn't imagine ever getting used to it. At a certain point they do have to not entirely clash with the very fabric of reality in order to be appealing. Maybe a skilled photoshop user, using a few of the highest quality models you can find as a base, could give a decent concept of at least a Succ.
The few species I have no concerns about are the ones like Lamia or Succs where most things conform to biology. But the moment you do something like put ears on the head on a cat girl, taking away the ears on the side, you could run into some issues design wise.

>>45571759
At least initially, it will absolutely be like that. And take this with a grain of salt, but there is reports of the Chinese playing with this sort of stuff with gene-editing humans since they can legally do that over there, or at least they have much more lenient laws on it. Again though, take it with a grain of salt since the only people reporting on it are typically conspiracy outlets.

>>45571812
Why does she hide her tails?

which region would be the most popluar in MGE once portals are made between or and their worlds

>>45571824
With how thirsty some folks are in here for chocolate women? The desert regions or the Not!Mesoamerican jungles full of harlots.

>>45571823
Because devs are lazy and don't want to make a unique rig and spend more time animating.

>>45571824
fuck cares?

>>45570270
Well, I just went home sick from work, so if this had actually happened I'd be home already with Miss Ushi here to take tender loving care of me.

>>45571824
Probably Zipangu because weebs would be the first to jump in and popularize that direction

>>45571843
You get nothing.

>>45571621
When you see someone complaining that the thread doesn't encourage creators, there's a 90% change it's the mick seething because nobody likes his 'game'.

>>45571843
You mean rape and physicaly mangle you?

>>45571836
I do.
I can only marry to pure 100% snow region northern beauty.

>>45571833
so the aztec kots, mayans, or the incan kots with the fluffy manes and white fur and choco skin?

>>45570384
Oh, no. I am already shipping Miss Godzilla with the handsome lab coat man. You can totally see she's into him, but he doesn't even notice her. I need an Eros Cupid to fix this, STAT!

>>45571852
Jump off a bridge and seethe that I'm better than you.

>>45571868
hhahahh lmao look at the little bitch, lmao
look at him squirm and seethe and prove his point

>>45571868
called it

>>45571879
>>45571875
Seething.

>>45571856
Miss Ushi has MANY talents.

>>45571890
And most of them involve accidentally crushing you. Oh well.

>>45571852
Yeah, if you criticize anyone, it's scaring away the creators. If you praise anyone other than Mick, especially if they actually provide something good, it's a circlejerk.

wurms are hillbilly dragons

>>45571917
Makes sense as mick is the best artist here.

>>45571904
She's just affectionate!

>>45571930
furry

>>45571890
That patty is fucking burned

nuru nuru guchu guchu biki biku and a wet sloppy byukyun with oneesan

>>45571930
Spider mofu, exceptionally rare.

>>45571920
Just cause you don't see their underground cities doesn't mean they don't exist.

It'll take more then some dramafags to get rid of me.

>>45571956
Nobody asked though.

>>45571947
i aint denying that tehy got some, thing is I think that they live in the outskirts of dragonia and I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of those wurms are farmers and live in small farming villages

>>45571969
>deonoria thinks she is safe
>then the rumbles start
>the wurms rise up and take over
>to the guiillotine with the overlanders

>>45571978
no, the wurms will calmy yet forcefully ask for some more shiny rocks or some building might not stand the night

>>45571969
Few can plough the fields as well as they can, true.

>>45571991
They make very nice potatoes as well

what happens if you open a kissing booth in hagville, but then turn away all the hags for not being pretty enough?

>>45571988
Wurms aren't dumb. Stop this.

>>45572023
That's not a sustainable business plan at all.

>>45572024
Anon, who said they were going to eat the shiny rocks, they saw that men liked the rocks and would get way closer to wurm holes if they saw lots of those rocks

>>45572034
I can profit off pictures of sulking and seething hags

>>45572024
They're stupid and violent/sadistic rapists. No idea how those retard came up with Wurm are cute, gentle and dumb threadcanon

>>45572042
ill take your entire stock of crying dragons

>>45571943
The most dangerous mofu.

>>45572057
Wurms are said to be motherly and have rescue teams patrolling the mountains to protect people who get hurt there.

>>45572057
It’s when they find the one they like but they are gonna be dopey genki girls otherwise and simpleminded doesn’t mean stupid

>>45572057
Probably someone wanted to whitewash away the bad parts and the thread just ran with it.

0 votes

>>45572083
Anon, are you implying that the council of wurms is covering up their true nature?
Thats just silly.

Post pics of lean, muscle minos please!

>>45572083
>>45572079

>>45572086
That's not going to dissuade me.
Nothing will stop me.
Even getting ignored just means I get to use the popular hellhound design for myself with no repercussions.

>>45571834
If rendering multiple tails is too hard, then they could've at least gave her a single tail like they did for the foxes in Honkai: Star Rail.

>>45571930
Impregnation of big girls is my biggest fetish

>>45572079
>Motherly
>Rescue team
Nothing like that in profile
>>45572082
>>45572083
So wurm fags are just retard denying reality, unlucky.

>>45572124
In the dragonia book, dumbass. They even make wine and two own a bar together

>>45572121
It's not an issue of rendering. It's that an extra tail would mean they can't reuse animations between models. Although frankly I didn't know genshin was known for doing that.
From what I know honkai was a fair bit higher budget than genshin was, especially at the start where they even tried to advertise the game as an mmo.

>>45572098
I didn't look for lean Minos, but this musclecow is good too.

>"well anon we got plenty 'o foxes 'er on the farm."
>"the humble normal fox."
>the holst points to a pretty average looking fox sitting on a crate
>"the old foxes"
>she points to a nine tailed hag sitting at a little table and drinking tea (sake flavored)
>"the young foxes"
>she points to a loli fox clinging to your leg with her tongue out
>"the shy foxes"
>she points to a fox that looks like a regular human, but upon further inspection has folded back ears and a light shimmer behind her
>"the maybe foxes"
>she points to a regular human (tsuki)
>"the alleged foxes"
>she points to a regular looking human, supposedly this is a fox.
>"the not foxes"
>she points to a kiki and wolfgirl sitting at a table
>"the definitely not foxes"
>she points to the farm catgirl
>"the fox"
>she points to a regular animal fox.
>"now go on git, stop trying to steal the chickens meant for the beasties"
>the fox runs out of the barn.
>"the lean foxes"
>she points to a slender fox
>"the fat foxes"
>she points to a plump fox eating a burger
>"the muscular foxes"
>she points to a fox doing workout exercises
>"the really fat foxes"
>she points to what the muscular fox is bench pressing
>"the schizo foxes"
>she points to a fox chanting some spell in a corner
>"the... er... violent foxes."
>she points to a fox with bloodshot eyes and a lot of red paint on her clothing (a paint can is nearby (she's no longer allowed to bathe in chicken blood (its a story longer than 5000 characters about how she scared the loli kiki farmhand)))
>"the abyssal foxes"
>she points to a fox with pitch black fur and clothing, she's playing with a spell in her hand
>the holst leans over and whispers
>"you probably dont wanna go with 'er unless you really love the fluff. you know how abyssal monsters are with their trans-fer-matons."

>>45572143
> and one one wurm pretending to be a fox in the corner of the room

>>45572121
>>45572139
Use a chinese product, expect chinese quality.

>>45572150
>"we ah... dont talk about 'er. you can choose 'er if you want but i dont recommend encouraging the lass"

>>45572109
Those eyes communicate one thing to me: relentless, unapologetic rape.

>>45572151
The peak of irony when you consider the mg genre is full of half baked rpgmaker games with purchased tilesets.

>>45572160
Imagine being so desperate for validation that you samefag your crap, damn.

>>45572122
What a coincidence, that's also their fetish

>>45572159
How bad can it be, she’s a rather cute dummy

>>45572173
she thinks she can perform magic like a fox, she throws a boulder of demon silver at people and cheers when it knocks them out.
dont say i didnt warn you

>>45572186
Sounds like my kind of gal, she’s one of the physical magic user like me

are slimes magicallly conductive?
My gremlin ran out of wires and so maybe I thought we could goop the circuit together

>>45572134
Sure anon, her cracking open your skull every week didn't make you retarded too

>>45572209
So, u didn’t even look? U know tha denenora has a sister as well? U should it read, ya know

>>45572208
https://files.catbox.moe/q55pf4.jpg

>>45572143
I will take one farm cat girl please

>>45572218
>denenora
Random npc, don't care

>>45571852
I figured since the only content creators who don't get encouraged or scorned are the ones who conduct themselves like assclowns. Funny.

>>45572209
poory wurmy just doesn't know her own strength.

>"So you want to be my squire? Very well then, First, show me how you polish your "sword"."

>>45572238
Idk anon. As far as I can tell they're all fuckwits. We'd be better off without them.

Imma rock up to a sally and ask her to teach me how to fight

>>45572250
>takes sword
>stabs her
>runs off with axe wielding elf
nothing personal

>>45572238
There are no content creators here. You maybe thinking of other mge places?

>>45572252
>>45572268
Least obvious samefagging leprechaun

>>45571942
la tuya por si acaso

>>45572250
Eat her out instead

>>45572250
she looks cool, would look a bit cooler if she covered up more, prefer shapely/suggestive armor over outright exposure

>tfw ywn bond with a like minded sally ver the fact that most weapons in MGE look retarded and things that should cut are just steel bars instead

>>45572262
That's not an elf you retard.

>hehe i made you catch cold? ohh thats too bad i guess you just have to stay home with me for a long time...

DEMON
SEXOOOOO

>>45572385
How delightfully devilish!

guys im on date with this girl and im telling her about 40k lore and why roman empire is so cool! she clearly is into me!!!!

>>45572324
Close enough.

>>45572433
Is this a draph or draph equivelant?

>>45572415
>This nerd is so cute, I am going to DESTROY his bed.

I went to Chinatown and all the Monsters there speak Chinese and I don't understand a damn thing they're saying. I went into one of the restaurants there and ordered a rice meal and the ren xiangmao cook gave me like ten fortune cookies and they all said "A beautiful marriage come your way", except for the last one which said "Your pretty ass getting raped tonight" and then the cook approached me when I was finished and said in broken engrish "You want cuminmybutt?" and I declined because I'm full and these Chinese restaurants already overload their plates. Now I'm trying to leave and I see a Jiangshi that keeps hopping behind me like she's stalking me and fox girls and jinkos who keep staring at me and giggling while speaking Chinese. Also now I think there's Triads out that showed up just because I did, I saw these mean looking Kakuens and Hakutaku who had gang tattoos on their faces. I think I'm in danger now, I need to get out of here. I don't think I'm coming back to Chinatown again, these Chinese monsters are dangerous...

>>45572475
I have no idea what traditional chinese underworld punishments are but I assume you're getting your meat sold on the wet market.

>>45572268
Iron-Beast, MurlocsAbound, LegendOfTheDogFacedWoman, Magus-Anon, LiterallyWho, Alpanon for writefags. Latenight still lurks here on occasion for drawfags. I know ( You ) are still rectally ravaged because you got the cold shoulder from KC and decided to parasitize here because Aux likely banned you off the bunker but at least put more effort into your bait past needing to be corrected.

>>45572488
All shit.

>The most mentally stable human woman in the world launches a genius plan
>She collects some bottled dark matter, then contacts a clinic about artificial insemination
>She carries a healthy boy to term and then monsterizes herself the instant she brings him home

>>45572475
imma either steal the tallest and meatiest jiangshi I can see. and make her m wife and if the hermit lich that made her comes running out to get her back, I'm stealing her too

>>45570662
>CC tries to be hip like the kids and pops a squat to impress anon
>Loud krssschhht as her fat ass tears her mom jeans
>Cries

>>45572504
>"Anon, no, don't take my jiangshi!"
>*takes the jianghshi.*
>goes home with her
>she drains all your energy
Should have listened to your betters

>>45572508
that old woman is just asking for me to rape her
tempting me with her fat ass

>>45572509
He could not handle her strongest Jiang Shi.

>>45572509
i tske the lich as well so she can help me not die

>try to grab core to get slime off you
>"ara ara, you're so forward~"
What do HELP

>>45572457
No, it's a boat.

>>45572522
You don't say.

>>45572526
Easy way to tell is the chicks.
They're mascots for the Botes

>>45572521
she vores you next

>>45572521
attack her weakpoint for massive damage

>>45572550
It might have been hot but the slime that sneaks into the guys dick and turned his balls into more slimes was pretty horrifying.

>>45572521
enjoy your slime wife.

>>45572160
Your words of encouragement keep me going. thanks anon.

>>45572555
imagine instead of pee you pee out new slimegirls

>>45572488
>Iron-Beast, LegendOfTheDogFacedWoman, Magus-Anon, LiterallyWho, Alpanon for writefags
Giants. Been writing for ages. Hundreds of thousands of words. Quality content.
>Me
The guy who averages 2k words a month.

I feel bad for everyone else being lumped in there, lmao,

>>45572586
You can give up anytime.

>>45572581
That's some body hijacking stuff. And that happens to be my fetish.

>>45572590
Nah, I'm having fun. I just think it's silly to lump me in with the rest.
Hopefully when I'm not working so much I can start taking requests and improving.

>>45572613
Oh you're murlocs.
The worst of them.

>>45572586
I brought you up because you were active as far as I know. Was neither meant as a measure of quality or quantity.

>>45572622
Sick burn.

>>45571753
Oh no, freckles. One of my many weaknesses.
Oh no, the color purple. ANOTHER of my many weaknesses.

>>45572618
Gotta start somewhere!
>>45572622
I know, just amused. I would have added MysteryID and maybe EDF_Strategic_HQ. I think they both hang here. They deserve some credit, I see a ton of potential from them.

>>45572646
We can only hope they give up too.

>>45572646
how are you always so wholesome lol

kiki's are the best ches in my opinion
all other monsters cant cook

>>45572660
I don't know but I welcome it

>>45572660
probably not all there.

>>45572646
>MysteryID and EDF_Strategic_HQ
Never heard of them but I'll take your word for it.

which cow size do you want

>>45572743

>>45572736
The first one is new and already looking pretty good.

i want Miss Haku's big fat ass, she promised me it when I got a 100 and I did 7 times

>>45572786
lol no

>>45572550
she is a purple slime
she makes you a father next

wurm cant embrace you like this

>>45572828
I have no idea why you clarified purple...

>>45572834
but she can? she is built just like a lamia?

Wurm is powerless against me I’ve got a pogo stick to jump over her

>>45572844
look how pointy and not comfy her tail looks eeww

>>45572866
anon, the inner scales are rather soft like a lamias underbelly

>>45572877
doubt it.

>>45572805
You're even more assmad than shoggykins

That was certainly the weirdest dream I've had lately. Dreamt that my Lim wife brought home one of her sisters and told me that she was my second wife. That triggered a huge fight until I was overpowered and forcibly cuddled by the both of them. I quickly accepted my fate when I realized how comfy bigspoonLim and littlespoonLim could be.

>>45572890
I'm just having fun.