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>>45527611
#Notmyreimu

Don't look at her ass.

Reimu's butt smells like ass

she'll explode your face if she catches you staring

Reimu belly

Horny BASTARDS.

>>45529584
sorry, Reimu! Please don't spank me with your gohei! That'd be terrible!

>>45527611
Her armpits are better

>>45527611
I was so happy when i saw Reimu steadily gaining weight because I, her husband, gave her the life she deserved. She cooks for me all the time and cooks even more for herself. What astounds me most is that she's big in all the right places! If you know what i mean. No belly, no flabby arms or chubby face.

>>45527611
Reimu should have her hormones going crazy be boy crazy.

>>45529584
I assure you I love Reimu as much for her personality as I do for her body.

>>45532358
wtf what chapter is this

>>45533011
22. It's NOT edited, by the way.

>>45532358
No wrap? Reimu confirmed small boobed.

>>45534071
Evidence continues to grow that the hus are actually extremely convincing crossdressers.

>>45534071
BASED. Small boobs best boobs.

>>45532358
It looks like her chest is pretty compressed here. Unless (and may I be forgiven for saying this) she has some weird flapjack boobs. Hopefully not.

I'm sure if you asked Reimu out she would accept.

>>45534620
free food is free food

>>45534631
Bring out alcohol and Reimu will swoon.

how much yen to have Reimu twerk on me

Hello. Hi. Reimu is my favourite, so I made some porn of her the other day.

https://files.catbox.moe/492po7.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/166zpj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ecpop1.jpg

No captions cuz the context I had in mind for this is too degenerate. Thank you for coming to my HakuTED talk.
>>45534167
Nonsense. Reimu looks great at any and all sizes.

>>45537354
>the context I had in mind was too degenerate
you know you have to tell us now, right?

>>45537354
Aww man i only click those for the captions.

>>45537354
Fuck off

>>45537354
> pubes
nah

>>45537354
Those images look vanilla as fuck. What could you possibly have had in mind?

>>45537354
>pubes
beautiful

>>45537354
>I
>made

>>45537354
>I
>N A BURNING HEART! Just about to burst! There's a quest for answers—an unquenchable thirst!

>>45537354
Is this more cucking

>>45537354
>pubes
yah

bounce

bounce

>>45537354
>I
>made

>>45527611
>>45529459
>>45532358
I'm a certified youkai fucker, but the 'mu admittedly makes my loyalty waver.

>>45539781
With hips like those my wifes gonna bear so many children

I don’t understand how can you lewd a plain jane shrine maiden like Reimu.

>>45543616
you can lewd just about anything if you try hard enough

>>45543616
>I don’t understand
It's not rocket science.

>>45543616
Power is erotic.

>>45537354
Thanks for making these and thanks for The Reimu pubes.

>>45543616
Simple is good anon
Simple sexy is the best
She has a nice figure, takes care of herself and is probably going to want little reimu's in a few years.
It's like vanilla ice cream, it might not be your go-to, but it's always there and it's always nice.

>>45537354
>I
>made

>>45531515
I hate to inform you but women’s armpits do NOT look like vaginas.

>>45544022
No fuarking way...

>>45527611
She doesn't wear a bra

>>45545764
I want to get her cold so her nipples poke through her shirt and I can point them out to embarrass her.

>>45537385
Fine. Here's a snippet of the context I wrote up for this set. Just don't tell the compulsive quoters.

>>45545879
I knew it.

>>45545879
Unless you got a robot to write that for you too I'm not going to go >I >wrote on you.

>>45545879
more auntie Elly captions pls
I know you've done them in the past

>>45545879
you know, I've read plenty of your fics, and honestly this still doesn't seem that degenerate since you already had youmu fuck her uncle and marisa fuck her dad's friend expressly because reimu fucked him

>>45545999
Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he was acting like it's way more degenerate than it is. I was afraid I might just be badly skewed because, as I once wrote an unbirthing Touhou fic, my sense of what is and isn't degenerate may be pretty far off the normal.

>>45546019
>I once wrote an unbirthing Touhou fic
Exquisite taste. Post a link.

>>45541604
I have the roomoo fumo (she is cute). Now i just need the sex doll...

>>45540242
That's how it should be.

Now hand over your certification.

>>45550314
Whatever, i can get another in the Moriya Shrine anyway.

>>45527611
Imagine how awful it smells.

>>45550469
Go back to mailach.

i like reimu ass

>>45545764
Pretty funny that Reimu just lets herself get soaked in the rain and ends up looking pretty lewd, while Sanae wears a poncho, and avoids her clothing getting soaked.

>>45552403
she is a lewd girl after all

Friendly reminder.

>>45552865
Oops, forgot pic.

>>45552403
Sanae doing her best to avoid the slut allegation

>>45552915
Fails miserably.

>>45552403
Sanae can afford a poncho while Reimu's neglectful mom hasn't gotten her an umbrella since the tool spirits incident

>>45552869
Sanae is best

>>45552869
I literally require Marisa's ass planted firmly on my face (platonically, she's a sister to me).

>>45544022
Is that what a vagina looks like?

>>45544022
Thank goodness

>>45553112
Hidden 11th desire: Cum on her feet
Certainly better than burning her fucking eyes with thick cum

>>45529459
explode in what way?????????

>>45537354
>big boobs
no

>>45555748
Gasses..

>>45556116
>big boobs
Thats ''big'' to you? Is her chest not child like enough?

>>45557419
yes

>>45556979

I'm going to miss the cat paw skirt

Does Reimu like to get her asshole eaten?

>>45564411
I hate Reimu, but she does look like a decent lay. 6/10, at least.

>>45564918
reimu is an 11/10 lay thanks to her ability to float
as long as she isn't actively trying, she'll just unconsciously give the kind of fuck that ruins you forever afterwards where every single relationship or lay you have is compared to a roll in the hay that stole your very soul

>>45557419
Anon, I know porn has rotted your brain and all, but those are indeed big breasts and least upper c to d cup

>>45564927
Guess she has to take responsibility and marry me.

>>45527611
Cute miko
I forgive her for her youkai racism

>>45556116
OK. Show me the optimal Reimoob size then.

Bitchy Reimu is the best

>>45565556
Seeing how she is smaller than Yukari, who is supposed to be as tall as the average Japanese highschooler, probably not that big.

>>45565556
Small but not flat.

>>45565697
>who is supposed to be as tall as the average Japanese highschooler
She's supposed to be one of the tallest characters.

>>45565804
Most 2hus are not that tall, and ZUN only gave us the heights of EoSD and PCB characters, so there might be a Touhou that is taller than Yukari now.

>>45565804
yeah, but that's just what ZUN thinks their average heights are

>>45565850
Don't really want to say the manga depicts the most accurate in concerns to this, but the adult men of the human village tower over every 2hu that is depicted next to them, with the adult females being somewhat taller, so it does depict them pretty accurately when compared to the average human.

>>45565875
Imagine being scared of a frill wearing girl who doesn't even reach your shoulders.

>>45566321
That's before your dick is chomped.

>>45566351
Well my favourite food is little girls.

>>45566384
Coincidentally, you are their favourite food too.

Reimu sex

>>45568551
That's my end goal.

Does anyone know what happened to the Hana fic we had before HSE became a thing and if so where can I read it because I refuse to read the archives of whatever HSE is.

>>45569072
Its on the hse thread, ao3 link

>>45569171
Tank you very much Anon

>>45565850
This is fucking stupid.

>>45581286
It's also very old and superseded by several print works' art.

>>45581345
ZUN gives a lot of control to his manga artists.
He isn't picking through their panels with comb to see if they are canon compliant.
This was even as far back as SSiB, when he said that the fan Toyohime held and the muskets that the moon rabbits had were not how their weapons looked in his head.

>>45581583
> This was even as far back as SSiB, when he said that the fan Toyohime held and the muskets that the moon rabbits had were not how their weapons looked in his head.
And Tewi isn't that tall.

>>45584879
I will use this as justifcation that all 2hus are actually tall. Above jap national average. Need dommy mommy milfs.

Which reimu is the best mu?

>>45581345
it's actually not
pic related isn't ZUN art, but rather it's someone's report on the ZUN art available in the recent PCB exhibition for the 20th anniversary, which included ULiL concept art
also included is ZUN's height chart for one of the ground fighters, which uses the same sizes as the emails stated
so he still thinks of these as correct

>>45590902
WaHH is my favourite Raymoo. She desperately needs a husband.

>>45590936
Unreleased information and concept are are just that. They aren't part of the final product and not canon unless Word of God comes into play.

Given these aren't exactly public, I dare say that is not the case here.

>>45590936
That's a shockingly good copy. I remember seeing that for the first time and 100% believing it was authentic.

>>45591212
Oh come on, that's the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going lalalalala.
It's not like anyone's claiming Rin Satsuki is canon, it's the height chart. I could see your point if the later game changed anything, but it's pretty consistent.
Besides, the manga artists change heights on a whim. Marisa grows and shrinks as the situation requires it in FS.

>>45590938
That's one lucky husband

>>45591459
Baba is a great artist

>>45584966
>I will use this as justifcation that all 2hus are actually tall. Above jap national average. Need dommy mommy milfs
I will respect your desire to fetishize the hus. However, I shall forever know tewi as a bratty loli

>>45591459
>Oh come on, that's the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going lalalalala.
... What? My friend, that is quite literally not part of any official Touhou media. It's not even ZUN's art. It's just second-hand, reimagined concepts.

It may be reportedly what ZUN was thinking or intended at one point, but until I see it in a game, print work or hear it from ZUN's mouth, it might as well be nothing.

>>45597464
I agree with the other Anon, it is more than nothing though it may be under what is seen in the printworks and game it is not just entirely dismissable.

>>45596585
Respectable. When I think of the taller 2hus, I think of tall big lady; like Yukari, Yuugi, Yuuka, and Yuyuko. The smug little brats are as ZUN envisioned them to be, like the vampire sisters and team 9. The outlier is that Eiki is as short as she is joked to be, I really can't see her being taller than Komachi.

>>45602337
I can't stand angry loli Eiki desu

>>45602337
I imagine komachi being taller than eiki, but only because while eiki is tall, komachi is fucking tall
add her massive sandals into the equation and it all makes sense

When you guys talk about tall touhous do you mean tall by Japanese standards, both modern or Meiji era, or do you mean tall by Western metrics. I’m partial to the latter myself because that just means there’s a better chance they will loom over me.

>>45603061
My penis wants the latter but my brain knows it's tall by Meiji standards - which aren't that much lower than modern standards, as Japan has always been a country of manlets.

>>45603061
>>45603074
Youkai don't abide by human limits. They can be as tall as they want.

>>45603092
This. Their imposing height towers over native Humans, and combine with a few inhuman characteristics here and there it's no wonder people are still afraid of them even if they just look like cute girls in frilly outfits. When their tabard is longer than you are tall, you know they're not to be messed with.
But, sometimes they're just short.

>>45603175
I love tall youkai women like Ran and Yuuka but sometimes a petite kappa can be very nice.

>>45603175
But think of the domination loss as they meet the first man who's over 5'11"!!!

>>45603240
Hot.

>>45603175
>Their imposing height towers over native Humans
I am six foot six how tall are they going to be god damn

>>45603240
Are you implying anything less than 5'11" is short? Impossible.

>>45603257
I can imagine it already:
Yuuka's walking around her garden, tending to it while singing girly songs because she thinks no one's watching, when all of a sudden a shadow looms over her while she's in the middle of trimming some roses.
She whips around to confront the intruder, expecting it to be the bitch black-and-white come to steal her stuff again, only to find a normal, inoffensive westerner who got mixed up in with the youkai food.
He politely asks her where the exit to the hedge maze is, but she's utterly dumbfounded at the sight of a manly man, a man who's slightly taller then her when she stands up, not even enough to make her lift her head up really but that's all it takes.
The words sail through her head as her ancient desires burst into flames from the smouldering embers of her long-neglected sex drive, having finally been awoken by a gentleman who has proper hygene and yet still makes her look like a woman and not an amazon stuffed into a plaid dress, cursed forever to totally dwarf all but the deformed giants of the boys she's encountered in her long life.
Not a second goes to waste as she goes in for a bear hug, taking the man totally off guard as is normal for a strange lady with vine-green hair and red eyes to suddenly embrace you after you asked her for assistance, all the while taking a deep breath, inhaling the faintest of masculine scent, turning the roaring fire inside her into an F-1 rocket engine, obliterating all else but the thought of grabbing the first male to ever look appealing to her, and running for the hills before something terrible like Yukari could happen to him.
She breaks off the perverse cuddle, slips her arm into his, and takes off like a rocket to her house up in the mountains, causing pandaemonium as all of Gensokyo shits itself gazing upon the FMot4S move at speeds that would make a Tengu dizzy, collectively everyone puckering up at what could possibly make her move that fast.

Three weeks later, Aya is doing her usual intelligence gathering, and stops to poke around the garden of the sun , hoping to find some clues as to what caused it's owner to suddenly vacate it, seeing as nothing actually happened after she bolted away from it, only to find her being given a lap pillow by an odd looking man with a resigned look of acceptance on his face, casually referring to the Terror of Makai as his little snowdrop, and even more unbelievably getting a smile back from the uncharacteristically effeminate Yuuka on his lap instead of a parasol applied to his head.

>>45603297
just tall enough

>>45543616
I already fapped to her twice today and I still can't focus on anything else

Reimu hugs

>>45605265
What do Reimu hugs smell like?

>>45605387
Pheromones and poverty

>>45605265
More like Reimu's hags.

>>45527611

When's the next chapter coming out?

>>45565850
don't worry ZUN. perspective is a mystic force for me too.