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I look like that and make that facial expression.

>>45533166
yeah, i would:
>revive the Fortune-Teller
>distribute information about the outside world to the villagers and spark a rebellion
>bring modern weaponry to them and militarize the whole village into bloodlusted anti-youkai soldiers filled with vengeance at their condition
>sit back and watch the entire land get toppled down

"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate Gensokyo. And the Youkai worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no non human life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many Youkai as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."

>>45533196
>>45533336
Why are Americans so obsessed with colonialism and ethnic cleansing? Just let the hot anime monsters enjoy themselves in their minuscule corner of the world.

>>45533388
I'm Dutch, actually.

>>45533388
Not even an american and I already know that those youkai you lust over are prideful parasites that need cleansing because they are detrimental to the villagers's well-being and progression

>>45533336
>>45533399
You know what's up, cuz.

>>45533388
>so obsessed with colonialism and ethnic cleansing
To say these concepts are wrong is to say weakness is right. You would literally not be alive if your ancestors didn't commit one or both of them.

>>45533166
>>45533196
>>45533336
>>45533399
>wanting to destroy Gensokyo
Imagine waging a war upon a goldmine like that place. If I was there, I would quietly study and reverse engineer any and all lost knowledge that fell into the place to the fullest extent of my abilities. Magic, forgotten technology, all of that stuff. Then, I would try to sneak that out and sell it to the highest bidders and richest investors while making enough money to the point that numbers become meaningless. As my efforts progress, the Hakurei Barrier would become more irrelevant as fantasy is slowly brought back to the world. The inhabitants of Gensokyo would be released back into world, forced to shape up as a Outside World regains its belief. Any sapient youkai would be forced to fit in society and follow its laws (to an extent - it's not a perfect world afterall). Meanwhile every maneater either finds a new source of protein, or eats lead after attacking what seemed to be easy meals.

After the dust has been settled, I would extend my lifespan (if I haven't already) and marry a cute youkai girl. Maybe the Dragon God would give me a medal or something.

or i end up committing suicide with three gunshots to the back of the head, courtesy of a technocractic union (who wanted total reality deviant death) the moment i step out of the barrier

>>45533196
I would track down as many youkai as I can and forcibly breed them after tricking Reimu into handing me anti-youkai seals for self defence so that I can stick a seal on them and render them powerless and then rape them to my hearts content and then afterwards have like a hundred bastard kids.

>>45533196
>revive the Fortune-Teller
Revive the guy who, after seeing that they were oppressed by Youkai, abandoned his humanity and decided to join on the side of Youkai. That guy. Great plan.
>distribute information about the outside world to the villagers and spark a rebellion
They already know about the outside, you seem to forget that eccentric weirdos from the outside come in on occasion with their wacky future ideas that sometimes get adapted. There's also a literal fucking store that sells outsider junk with an autist that will talk your ear off about all their functions and his theories on them.
>bring modern weaponry to them and militarize the whole village into bloodlusted anti-youkai soldiers filled with vengeance at their condition
If somehow you could mass produce weapons a fraction of the quality of Brazilian gang gats, you'd get curb stomped by any Youkai's danmaku. Nitori in AoCF shows that they also have guns of the sci-fy pew pew blaster variety, so good luck with your arms race against Kappatech™.
>sit back and watch the entire land get toppled down
What an inspiring leader, truly an hero.

>>45533680
And Sumireko shows that youkai job to 3D printed Liberator knockoffs, your point?

>>45533690
Wow youkai defeated by danmaku from a psychic high school girl. Your point?

>>45533732
Yeah and that danmaku happens to be a .380 ACP.

I'd settle down and try to fit in. See if Miko or Seiga are open to taking students. If not I'll go to Myouren temple. I'm not going let anyone catch on what I know. I just want to have a nice life.

>>45533759
Oops! You missed your single shot in your 3d printed gun. You are now being eaten by Youkai. Maybe should've used .45 ACP, aka Gods Chosen Caliber.
>>45533784
Myouren is a safer bet, hermits are a bit too weird. With what you know, Kogasa and Kyouko could make great friend material.

>>45533784
if you're going to pick a hermit, you definitely stay far from seiga
miko knows she's an awful hermit and takes her as an example of what not to do, but she's also not actually interested in teaching people
kasen's probably the best bet, but also the most reluctant to take on a pupil

>>45533922
That's the issue. Becoming a hermit sounds really nice, but I'd be stuck doing it blind as it would be hard getting a teacher. Maybe I could get on Futo's good side and get some advice from her.

>>45533956
>Futo
not a great idea either

>>45533784
I will also go to Miko but I will offer up my semen for Taoist sexual rituals.

>>45533166
I would become a magician and live a neet life at forest of magic. Maybe get a loli apprentice too.

>>45533166
I mean the rules for a good life in Gensokyo is pretty simple, don't try to become a Yokai (Becoming a magician is fine) and don't mess with the status quo. Gensokyo isn't my first choice for an isakai, but it's far from the worst.

>>45534251
What would be your first choice?

>>45534263
Probably Azeroth as it has the least number of strings attached to do what I want and despite how bad the expansion was a guaranteed afterlife.

>>45533427
I thought those Anons were kor*an?

If I was isekai'd into Gensokyo I'd probably just use my knowledge to plot a starting point out from the Human Village that should delay immediate threats of life as much as possible for the sake of seeing as much wonder and spectacle as I can experience before passing - accepting that I might have a very painful and drawn-out cause of death.

With that in mind, where should a human with normal attributes head for adventure that isn't just "got ate by a yokee in my sleep on the first night"?
So far my list is "Not Makai" - I don't think the miasma would help my asthma much.

>>45533399
I would do everything I can to keep the youkai around.

>anons they would conquer gensokyo this while being total shut in dumb NEETS
will never not make me laugh

>>45536096
Who are you quoting?

>>45536121
Me.
I say that

Gensokyo exists, and it will be mine.
A great force slumbers...

>>45536121
He's quoting >>45536128 when he said that

Some people have really weird power fantasies man. If I got into Gensokyo I would use my extensive knowledge to avoid death, create good relations, and romance cute youkai girls like Nitori.

>>45536121
i am quoting
>>45533196
>>45533336
>>45533399
>>45533585
and specially >>45536128
pay more attention baka

First order of business is finding a way to transcend my humanity and become a youkai. I imagine this will be easier said than done since I highly doubt any of the existing youkai will be willing to freely share any method they have to bestow youkaihood on some rando and it will end up being so arduous a task that I won't actually be sure of what to do after I succeed.

If it was as easy as finding Kasen and asking to get a sip out of that medicine box then that would be great though.

>>45533166
I'd steal a celestial veil and force a celestial maiden to marry me as the legends say

Personally, I would go to Myouren Temple and romance up Byakuren. Shelter and food for free. And before you say that Byakuren has to stay celibate, she's a total hypocrite hag. I bet she'd give in to the slightest amount of male attention.

>>45536753
Shou's or Nazrin are more my type, Shou is reliable and strong but a bit clumsy while Nazrin's reliable but lazy attitude is very cute.
Other than that Kogasa or Kagerou might be nice.

>>45537157
We can be roommates at the temple as long as you don't touch my girl and I don't touch yours.

>>45537392
I will touch you~

>>45533166
I just want to marry Youmu, but I'm not anon

>>45537392
Agreed, with our combined effort the Myouren temple will kneel before us.
Byakuren loves to talk about how humans and youkai should get along, so her and that idol of hers need to put their mouths where they belong so they can act as good examples for youkai everywhere.

>>45537846
You are literally me

>>45533166
I'd only be a menace to horny youkai girls by shooting them down and rejecting their advances.

>>45533166
I look badass

>>45533166
Getting isekai'd in general sucks honestly. Not sure how much of a menace if some anons haven't gotten over the language barrier to start with.
If you manage to get to the village, you're better than in other settings I guess since you don't have monsters that just attack humans 24/7. But Touhou is pretty vague in many things so you might not get as much advantage for knowing the place beforehand.
>>45533690
>job to 3D printed Liberator knockoffs
Wheren't spellcards supposed to be non-lethal? I mean sure a sword, knives, a train, fireballs and saws don't seem to be non-lethal but magic I guess. At least they are consistently not dying to lethal shit instead of being le "immune to bullets" but somehow get jobbed by pointy or cutting things.
Touhou is weird tho since games seem to be high-fantasy but manga seem to be more low-fantasy usually.
>>45536044
>With that in mind, where should a human with normal attributes head for adventure that isn't just "got ate by a yokee in my sleep on the first night"?
I guess forest of magic and human village seem to be the most youkai free. Forest of magic has shroom poison though so better ask Marisa how she deals with that( unless it's just becoming "magically stronger" but in that case I guess you can just chase that strength I guess).
Abandoned houses might be decent shelter, but probably full of phantoms so you might be better of exploring on summer or be prepared for cold. Not sure if any youkai ever attacked someone while sleeping though, but that might just be that low-level youkai aren't aware of there being people inside houses.
Since Gensokyo is small you can probably make a map of safe shelters you could get into before twilight and if you eventually learn how to fly, you probably can get almost anywhere.

>>45539630
Spellcards are a bit weird, basically a Spellcard is a magical contract given a Name which in turn gives the card certain limitations and boundaries.
For one thing the Spellcard obeys the Spellcard rules, so while characters like Marisa can throw around mountain busting attacks, that attack will be limited by the spell card rules and thus have the quality of being non-lethal applied to it.
For the forest of magic, the place is basically poisonous and Marisa is barely a human anyways, even without the Spellcard rules she gets punted through trees and lives.
I'd suggest bugging Kasen for hermit training, or asking Clownpiece to introduce you to Junko since she's a Divine Hermit.

>>45533166
According to lore, Celestial bitches can fancy a human if they find him exotic enough, in this case outsiders

>>45540088
>celestials, hermits and lunarians are basically just ascended humans
Boooooooring, I wanna fuck actual nonhumans like youkai

>>45539630
>>45539758
My interpretation is that they hold back just enough to not cause lasting harm to keep in the spirit of the rules. Reason I say this is that no one held back during Mokou's fight in IN; she dies multiple times until she gives up from pain. If she can't die for good, then there's no reason to hold back and they can be as lethal as they please. There's also fairies who are in a similar boat, barely any of them have spellcards anyway so most of them serve to be pichuun~ fodder and die in droves.

>>45540102
Fuck Aunn.
Imagine how pissed Reimu would be to go outside and see her dog getting fucked doggystyle by some weird outsider.

>>45533394
What would Dutch anons and American anons do to each other?

>>45539630
>Since Gensokyo is small you can probably make a map of safe shelters you could get into before twilight and if you eventually learn how to fly, you probably can get almost anywhere.
Wait, humans who are not magically or spiritually endowed learning to fly is canon? Neat if so.

I think you miss my point though. You know how so many Touhou games have the playable characters navigating from either their home base or some outpost from Gensokyo? While many of the games have the 2hus pass a place or barrier as a literal gatekeep, some of them seem like interesting places to explore on their own.
Like what else is down in those caves should you not go to Old/New Hell?
What lies in the Forest of Magic as you continue exploring into it (assuming you have some toxin resistance)?
If one can fly, what happens if you pick a direction and go indefinitely?
That kind of thing.

>>45540523
>if one can fly, what happens if you pick a direction and go indefinitely?
you go through looping terrain for as long as you continue to fly, and then end up back where you started as soon as you turn around. Marisa tried it.

>>45540529
Yup, I'm blanking on that entirely.
Which manga/book is that from?

>>45540536
Not him, but iirc Maris tries it in the WaHH manga and then Reimu explains her how the Hakurei Barrier works
>TL;DR its a conceptual barrier, not a literal wall or dome

>>45540536
WaHH, Chapter 25, Page 7 (though it's the focus of half of the chapter)

>>45533166
>>45533196
i can beat yukari, im built different

>>45540529
>>45540749
You'd probably have to ask someone like Mamizou who knows where the weak spots where you can sneak through are and cut some kind of deal.

>>45540764
>i can beat yukari, im built different

>>45540818
that guy wasn't built different though

>>45540669
>>45540749
Thanks

>>45533166
How much modern technology do you know how to build from scratch?

>>45540818
I would have dodged.

>>45540818
>has villager clothes
this guy must be a primitive dumbass who walked out of the village or something

>>45540818
i would have grabbed her tits faster

>>45540818
Nice that she saved you from the horrors of Gensokyo, a quick death

>>45540818
I would have instant loss 2koma'd Yukari.

>>45539758
It might be a bit of ZUN's way of explaining the manga/game trope of humans being tougher than rocks.
>For the forest of magic, the place is basically poisonous
They say bad for your health due to the spores, so while not optimal it's better than the risk of getting found by a youkai at night.
Your probably safe-ish if you take some shelter, I guess Ideally Alice's house since she seems to let's people stay the night.
>Marisa is barely a human anyways, even without the Spellcard rules she gets punted through trees and lives.
Does that really mean your not human in a fantasy setting? Makes sense for a grounded fantasy bu you can have easily have humans shattering rocks with bare fist using magic, ki or without even explaining shit in some settings.
>>45540250
I was thinking that humans might just develop a "force field" which makes you not die terribly and that faeries and youkai just regenerate and respawn instead. It's funny to think of Youmu doing some spell to make her sword not cut things or Patchouli making her fire.... less hot? But I guess it kinda makes sense
>>45540523
Not sure if explicitly canon, but human characters still can fly, sure might depend on however 2hu magic works since we haven't seen the details but Marisa was a normal girl at some point. If not hermit training seems less rough than as stated in PMiSS so that's another option I guess.

I would put the Hell caves as last places to go excluding maybe Makai, Heaven and the Lunar Capital.
Hardest place to investigate in itself Gesokyo should be youkai mountain since they aren't very intruder friendly.
Gotta say it's a respectable motivation, I would probably really try to gid gud at magic/spiritual arts before starting any decent exploration, probably get a map of Gesokyo or make one myself.

>>45540102
Considering how youkai sometimes are just transformed humans or animals, they might also fit a similar category. I guess going by Buddhism all souls are equal and youkai would be...The hungry ghost/preta realm I guess?

>>45541144
>. It's funny to think of Youmu doing some spell to make her sword not cut things
What about Sakuya who throws hundreds of knifes in every single Spellcard of hers.

>>45541197
A bit less funny in that case imo, since there is no contact. Like you hit with a sword but it bounces off or something. But yeah Sakuya feels a bit like stabbing someone in paintball, only that nobody dies.

>>45541144
>It's funny to think of Youmu doing some spell to make her sword not cut things or Patchouli making her fire.... less hot? But I guess it kinda makes sense
Youmu can always hit you with the back of the blade, still will hurt a lot but better than an impromptu lesson on division. Fire isn't so much the heat but the duration of contact, if she really wanted you dead you'd be immolated with the magic equivalent of napalm that won't go out. Her danmaku on the other-hand, burns long enough to singe or destroy your clothing and hit you with first degree burns, maybe second degree at the worst.
>probably get a map of Gesokyo or make one myself.
The Tengu have already developed a GPS system, short for Gottsui Positioning System they use for cartography. With Kappa tech I imagine it wouldn't be hard to get a PDA with a map function on it.
>>45541197
Uh, magic? In Grimoire of Marisa she doesn't actually go over what it's like to be hit by them like she does with some other danmaku. She also uses them as physical weapons in the fighting games. Maybe they're dulled, or she's just very skillful at stabbing you without hitting anything important.
On a side note, the funny thing about those knives is that the hitboxes are completely spherical which would make the knives physically have no point to cut you with.

>>45541268
Maybe I should have said burn less for fire. Guess that you could extinguish with magic the flames after contact, it sounds kinda silly tho.
The Kenshin fighting style might be a bit more lethal than it looks and could easily go wrong.
>Maybe they're dulled, or she's just very skillful at stabbing you without hitting anything important.
I think it should be dull+skillful if you don't want to stab people, unprotected flesh is easy to mess up with steel.
To pull of this non-lethal things in real combat they should have some Star Platinum tier of precision, and stuff like trains, Okuu's danmaku or heck even just flying over the hell of blazing fire would make a mess of a human. But I guess that's never mentioned, just like in games and movies lava doesn't emit heat and so on.
>On a side note, the funny thing about those knives is that the hitboxes are completely spherical which would make the knives physically have no point to cut you with.
kek, I expected them to at least be rectangles, but I hope that hitboxes are just a part of how the game works, seeing a rain of knives clip through someones head would be weird.
>>45541268
>The Tengu have already developed a GPS system, short for Gottsui Positioning System they use for cartography. With Kappa tech I imagine it wouldn't be hard to get a PDA with a map function on it.
Completely forgot about this, not sure how hard it would be to get from the youkai tho.

>>45541144
>>45541268
I am pretty sure melee attacks can not be used in spellcard duels. Instead Youmu uses her sword to slash the air and create projectiles.

>>45541792
The fighting games are both melee and ranged as a necessity, but still can count as spellcard duels. There is also one of Ran's spellcards, Superhuman "Soaring En no Ozunu", which is her trying to physically hit you in full spin 2 win mode.

>>45541933
Not the guy you're talking to but I always love how Ran and Chen's attacks involve throwing themselves/someone else at you.

>>45541990
in a sense it can't be a melee attack if they become the danmaku

Look just wed me up with Meiling and everything will be fine.

>>45541990
It took me a few months to realize that Yukari also sends a spinning Ran to attack in Imperisha imperishable night.

>>45541990
It took me a few months to realize that Yukari also sends a spinning Ran to attack in Imperishable night.

>>45541933
>Superhuman "Soaring En no Ozunu"
Ah yes the only level 8 spellcard I didn't get in STB. Yet still somehow got to extra stage and captured 1(one) card. Guess I'll have to go back to that someday.
For some reason Chen and Ran are also the spellcards I struggle the most in PCB Extra and Phantasm. Guess I don't expect melee in my danmaku.
>>45541933
Yorihime's fight was also considered a spellcard duel. She never really slashes anyone with her sword iirc but Remi certainly just straight up hits her physically.

I don't think i have the sheer carisma and willpower to breed a youkai, so i'd simply try to make a friend, instead.

>>45533166
Lol

>>45540102
Tenshi is stronger and more dangerous than half of the youkai in the series. She might as well count as one.

>>45540102
Youkai is a loosely term used to refer to anyone whose body, mind, soul, etc, works in an unnatural way, so those three could be considered youkai as well

>>45549531
>anyone whose body, mind, soul, etc, works in an unnatural way
oh I'm a youkai.
neat.

>>45540818
What's not pictured is that he (me) swapped bodies with Yukari.

>>45533166
I just want to learn magic.

Kidnap and bring my favorite 2hu into the outside world

>>45551311
your condition is still grounded in terms that can be explained through natural phenomena, so no

no penicillin in isekai. anon will die soon.

Id rather die than to be send to such an awful place.
If I were sent there I would kill myself, better that than to meet my end to one of the horrible creatures that call that wretched land their home.

>>45540818
I would have dodged and grabbed her fat hag tits.

>>45559347
Wonder if any isekai even explains how they handle infections and such honestly.
Usually they seem to have good health, but many of them seem to have some form of healing magic so medicine seems easier, so it's usually not a problem.
Even if you get into some really dark place infection is not an immediate thread, it's more important to get:
1. Safety from monsters/youkai/animals, doesn't matter if your wound infects if it's lethal to begin with.
2. Shelter, heat/cold can kill someone pretty fast. Also helps with safety sometimes. Can be less important if there's nice weather and no threats in sight.
3. Water and food.
All of this can be covered by reaching civilization(maybe), then you have to worry about other things like language barrier/cultural differences, nobody knowing who the heck you are, not being able to life of the kindness of others forever and so on.

Also I guess >>45559379 is a danger. Dunno you could at least try to get out, I mean exiting Gensokyo is clearly a thing, unlike in isekais were afaik it's usually a one way to another world and you never go back, usually because dying sends the protag there to start with.
Also trying to ragequit Gensokyo might turn you youkai (DiPP) or dunno maybe turn you into a vengeful spirit or youkai if some other anon pretends to be you, steals your posts or whatever (FS).

>>45560560
Infections are less dangerous than you think. Most people who get them recover from them. Even if not, pre-modern medicine was also a lot better than you'd immediately think for infection survival. Most stereotypes of pre-modern infections come from military experience, where limited resources + crowded conditions + lots of particulate matter lodged in wounds lead to such extreme mortality rates. People were certainly capable of trial-and-error figuring out early microbicides, a more pressing danger was that early medical refimes would often fall into what we call heroic medicine today.

>>45560560
Other than the odd "medical" isekai, I don't remember seeing any of them mention it.
For Gensokyo, the immediate concern is getting to either the Village or the Hakurei Shrine and working out what to do from there. If you have meta knowledge about the setting your chances of survival are a lot greater as outsiders are unaware of youkai and don't run away from the girls with funny hats. People meme about Rumia being the end of most people, but she's piss easy to avoid; even villagers caught in her darkness bubble just had to stay still and quiet until she passed. Of course, this is all assuming you had the luck to pop in during the day. Even so, with meta knowledge you can try to bluff your way out by pretending to know certain people or pass as a resident which would discourage them from eating you at least. Thank god the ones most likely to attack you are really dumb. The biggest hurdle for long term residence is the culture barrier and adapting yourself to make a living since chances are you have no workable skillsets.

>>45560626
Guess I didn't explicitly mention it, but I do think that people exaggerate the infection thing a lot. Thanks for clarifying tho.

>>45560737
Right, an advantage of 2hu is that you can actually talk out instead of getting killed by a bunch of monsters that are as talkative as a wild bear, but more aggressive.
And I was thinking more of ending up in an unknown world, meta knowledge is helpful in literally any setting unless it's grimdark as fuck I guess.
> odd "medical" isekai,
Guess it wasn't that good if you put medical in quotes...

>>45533399
>those youkai you lust over are prideful parasites that need cleansing because they are detrimental to the villagers's well-being and progression
The youkai are far more benevolent than any ruling force outside the barrier.
Go ahead, free the humans from their youkai overlords and let them re-integrate into modern society. Guess these farmers can go become salarymen and wageslave for faceless corporations until they die

>>45560893
Faceless corporations run by fellow humans >>>>>>> youkai filth

>>45560737
Not all youkai there are girls with funny hats, there are plenty of youkai who would kill you without a second thought, they just do not appear on the games and manga because they are not notable enough to do so.

>>45566112
>>45560893
Faceless corporations are run by youkai who where strong enough to survive outside the barrier. They are the lizard kind of youkai to be more specific, and the have human farms in the underground.

BLAMs you with Okuu's "third leg"

>>45566176
That's not what the post is saying. It just says that knowing that girls with funny hats might be not actually humans but human eating beings makes any anon here have a better chance of reaching safety in Gensokyo than some rando who doesn't know and approaches le funny hat girl.
There's probably at least one anon that would be eager to get literally eaten tho

>>45533196
what would reviving the fortune-teller bring?

>>45571514
He was the most intelligent villager around, so cunning that he had the ambition to turn himself into a youkai to escape the yoke his kin were living in

I'd bring a Colt, build a small church a couple miles down the road from the human village, and start converting everyone from their "MUH 8 BIRRION GOD-SU" shitpoo religion to Christianity.

>>45571648
Anon, in all likelihood Christianity (and by extension Abrahamic religions in general) wouldn't be well-received by the residents of Gensokyo, some core beliefs of it directly contradict what Gensokyo has, such as a single supreme God instead of multiple different gods, and also youkai all being labeled as demons and not just supernatural creatures of their own, and so on

>>45572046
Yeah it would? I don't get where you're coming from

>>45571565
Dunno Marisa seems to have reached his goal without roping herself, abandoning her humanity and getting killed afterwards.

>>45571648
Instantly killed by one of the Sages. Try again.

>>45533166
That's me.

>>45578423
The sages in question when they discover they're unable to use their powers in the face of an average gospel spreader like myself (They're going to hell)

>>45533166
i'd greed the shit out of the whole thing, just poking around and seeing what happens

>>45578375
Until she dies of old age.

>>45590161
Poking around a world with magic would be pretty fun but it probably can get you in a mess easily, just remember to scream that you don't regret anything after fucking up to hard.
>>45590501
I might be wrong, but that sounds more appealing than getting your head split in half and dying before your... dunno 40's I guess.

>>45571648
I support your endeavor

>>45533166
i wouldn't have the confidence to romance any youkai to be honest, but at the same time living in the village would be soul-crushingly boring and dull, so it'd try something else

>>45590739
>I might be wrong, but that sounds more appealing than getting your head split in half and dying before your... dunno 40's I guess.
I don't know, getting old, and I mean like late 60's onwards old, looks like it sucks shit and I personally hope I don't have to live long enough to experience that, and I say that as someone who is almost half way there.

>the world’s most powerful wizard is some pathetic idiotic nerd from an outside reality
>arguably more dangerous than the demon lord

>>45590739
>>45602576
And I forgot to add that the sucking shit part will either never come or not come for many centuries is you throw away your humanity and chances are Reimu won't smash your head in as long as you don't chimp out and disturb the status quo.

>>45602601
?

>>45602576
Huh, It depends on a lot of factors, it doesn't have to be that bad, but I can understand that it can seem worse than death if you see alzheimer's cases and such. I'll try to get to old age with good health personally, if not... make the best out of it I guess.
>>45602669
I would rather choose the Magician route since those don't seem to depend on fear and/or human meat. It never was really specified with FT but that guy seemed more youkai-ish. But dunno I've seen some anons very pissed about Marisa even considering that while FT gets glorified... So dunno maybe for some anons suicide is fine but being a book nerd isn't
>>45611727
Probably referring to isekais in general where random nerds get super op somehow, sometimes even without some sort of meta knowledge of the world. Although sometimes they do get op powers from the start

>>45533166
Lol

>>45540102
>celestials, hermits and lunarians are basically just ascended humans
if you are going to put it that way, magicians should enter the category of ubermench as well, they seem to be misclassified as youkai

>>45612565
I just want to become an oni.

>>45533166
I look like that and make that facial expression.

>>45611727
It's from Konosuba. Some nerd gets isekai'd and becomes some 'head researcher' and creates a race of super wizards. And a bunch of other disastrous stuff.

only retards want to get isekai'd into Gensokyo anyways, cast aside your power fantasies and accept the fact that you're just going to be villager number #23467 who work hard in the fields and pay his food to youkai in exchange of not getting pillaged

>>45627924
Sounds like you're not built different like I am.

>>45627924
It seems like Touhou jokes around with escapism isekai's, like you can go back or live a normal life there.
But glorious mc stuff seem to be out of reach which makes sense, just like the part of maybe dying when people get to a new unknown world with monsters.
>>45617508
I mean I'm not the ultimate nerd of japanese myth but humans seem to transform into stuff all the time, buddhism also has souls fitting different vessels and shit.
iirc in myths getting to horny can make you a Tengu and getting evil/angry and alcohol can transform people into Oni. Ghosts also seem to overlap a bit with youkai, kitsunes and tanuki are technically just animals that learned some magic.
>>45540102
>lunarians
Erm, I thought those were gods... but humans can also ascend into gods

>>45533166
Also anons

>>45630142
die

>>45533166
I’d make this face too if a Shirime gave me a surprise flash. But those don’t exist in Gensokyo right?

>>45536228
>>45533585 (me)
Who said I needed to conquer it? I just need to make the money to buy it.