/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Go to sleep
Yessss, just like that...
eehehehehehe~

>>45527570
But it's morning now.

Maybe the Mongolian Empire should have been eternal!

Why do vampires wear the lewdest outfits when they claim to be the most noble of monsters?

>>45527593
Because they are nerds, exceeded only by their dhampir sisters.

>>45527592
Buh- But... Roma Invicta!!!

>>45527593
i'm not sure if domesticated or wild elves dress more inappropriately

I am not afraid of the VIking Monsters from the north. They cannot raid my village, it is surrounded by a high wall of mortar!

>>45527593
cause they are dorks, DORKS!

>>45527607
Roman wolves fell long before they had a chance to see if they could beat the steppe horses

>>45527607
those wolves are a bunch of dogs

>>45527614
Did not help that Emperors kept being betrayed and out right killed by the Praetorian Scorpion Girl mamonos

>>45527612
Those who keep calling vampires dork are in for a betadown. Then subsequent marriage to a single vampire.

>>45527607
>>45527614
>>45527615
It's okay. Roma eventually evolved into the HRE. And with it comes the HRE Griffons to rule and lead the way. Summon the Elector Counts!

>>45527629
oh no how terrible

>>45527629
Oh yeah this definitely looks like it could beat me up

Where should Anons love lie?
The order would tell you it belongs to the Chief Goddess
The Demon lord would tell you it belongs to her mamono hordes
Your village would tell you it belongs to your childhood friend
The hags tell you it belongs between their breasts and beneath a shotafacation potion
The Sabbath would tell you it belongs to your imouto!
But I'm here to tell you that it belongs to none of those tyrants nor pretenders, it only belongs to ALICE

>>45527630
The Eagles will rise again!

>>45527630
>HRE
Get that filth away from me, Voltaire was right about it!

>>45527570
Surely nothing bad will happen if I fall asleep in the presence of a succunun!

>>45527630
>HRE
Not Holy, not Roman, not Empire.

I will to my lord be true and faithful, to love all which he loves and shun all which he shuns

>>45527647
It's all about Faith, Steel, and gunpowder... And evolving geopolitics, keep up with the times Nostalgia-cunt.

>>45527629
>>45527634
Silly anon, why would they need to be strong enough for something barbaric as brute force? Vampires are distinguished elites, they have more than enough money and power to get what they want!

>>45527686
>insult a vampire
>the next morning your doorbell rings
>"Who is it?"
>"Goons"
>"Who?"
>"Hired goons"
>"Hired goons?"
>get yoinked and dragged to the vampire's mansion

I can't hold it any longer.

I want an Ocelomeh.
I want to get lost looking at her perfect curves and body.
I want to feel her smooth skin and soft fur.
I want to hear her purr every time she's happy.
I want to drown in the fragrance of her neck fluff (that probably smells like a fruit).
I want to taste her mocca thighs and sweet flower.
I want her to devour me like prey and show off the predator in her.
I want to hear the beautiful melody of her moans as she succumbs to the pleasure.
I want to feel her soft paws on my face as our lips meet.
I want to grab her tail and see her back arch slightly.
I want to rub her fluffy ears and hear her breath quickening.
I want to tell her how much I love her until she shuts me up with a kiss.
I want to fill her with my seed as she locks her legs on me.
I want to kiss her body while we recover.
I want to feel the vibrations of her purr across her body.
And I want to fall sleep with her, knowing that I make her feel safe, beautiful and loved, which is the least she deserves.

I want an Ocelomeh, and I want to make her as happy as she makes me.

>>45527630
>It's okay. Roma eventually evolved into the HRE
Wrong! Roma is Byzantine

>>45527704
The Devil Bug sultan conquered that.

Post pics of your happiest sandworms please!

>>45527724

>>45527729
Thank you, fren!

>>45527562
Best monster to beat the crap out of another, while ranting?
>”You’re the afterbirth!”
>”Easement! Easement!”
>”I drank your milkshake!”

>>45527700
>not Gypsies
This lapse of traditional values is distressing. These new vampires wouldn’t know class if it bit them.

I'm off to bed now. Sure would be nice if I had a Lim to snuggle with.

>>45527562

>>45527794
Best I can do for you is an akaname.

>Bonjour!

>>45527682
Enough of this paladyk bullshit. Faith has no place in the modern age of realpoli-dick.

>>45527803
Akaname-Lilim would be cool

>>45527810
Nope sorry, just your average toilet licker.

>>45527562
Is this either The Royal Makai or Polove in year 2050?

I heard that Chinese Monsters eat human flesh so I sure am glad I'm not in China.

>>45527810
There’s no such thing as a cool Lilim.

>Marching soldier sounds with the sound of bullets and other metallic equipment and gear clinking and clanking

>>45527828
Catbox off-topic images

What if I just walk up to miss Lich and hug her instead of fight her to stop her from unleashing the zombie apocalypse?

>>45527841
Yes, because none of them is an Akaname mutation.

The wonders of modern day technology. Automatons can now be built as Bio-Mechanical Gynoids with realistic feminine skin you can rub and fondle, and even realistic breasts you can lick and suck on.

>>45527887
You can stop her from unleashing a zombie apocalypse easier than you can convince her to wear some fucking pants or underwear.

>>45527899
Okay but where's the monster girls at in this image???

>>45527899
So it's just 3D, fuck off

>>45527907
>>45527917
Girls Frontline "T-Dolls". Yes, those are supposed to be combat military robots, but look like attractive anime girls. AKA; 2-B of Neir Automata.

>>45527969
So it's gacha shit and 3D.

Koturday is back, what's your favorite kot?

>>45527998

I want to help a Jiangshi do yoga exercises.

>>45528012
Why is she your favorite anon?

>>45528016
Lost your 50/50 pull to Qiqi, did you?

>Heeh, you're just walking into my territory like that and didn't even bring fish as tribute?
Boop the cat on the nose, Y/N?

"""Wizard.""" Suuuuure...

>>45528028
Always, they always make a funny face afterward

>>45528012
Good taste, indeed the best kot.

>>45528017
>cute, vaguely socially awkward kot with exceptional abs

>Lamia that, because of her scale color, looks like glazed donuts when coiled up

>>45528075
Together we shall devour the very gods!

>>45528045
Something like that would be good?

You. You are a man which means you are not a weak woman, and you have fought in wars. How many wars have you been in my fellow man?

Need for breed

fat saggy haggies

>>45527980
Imagine being this much of a moron.

>>45528104
She looks like she's auditioning to be Miss Jabberwocky's next dinner.

>reading mg threads as much as I can in my free time
>fall behind a couple threads
>huffing and puffing to keep up
>now 5 threads behind
monster girls for this feel?

>>45528381

>>45528389
fuck, snails are some of my favourite animals, I seasonally rescue some from the sidewalks around me and put my favourites in a terrarium for a little while before releasing them. It must be meant to be

>>45527718
Crabcakes.
>And Anon-normies complain about the Hosspussy.
Where is the pink crabmeat?
And htf do you get the D into it?

>>45528422
I also help snails, earthworms and caterpillars off sidewalks.

>>45527700
Romanians are hardy people, not easily captured like that by pires.
Here is what happens when one meets a wish granting fairy:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0oZwZkvMynY

>>45527784
>not!Transylvania has a sudden lack of Gypsies
Anon's Kiki maido listens to the news and says nothing, she just smiles and goes back to baking pies.
While humming the "remove kebab" piano-accordion song

>>45528432
same place as soldier beetles, arachnes, and other arthropod girls

>>45528422
Never read on how we prepare them

>>45527562
What effect would MGE demon energy and corruption have on Super Soldier-type of people? As in the types you see in sci-fi with expensive power armor and maybe some cybernetic and neural augmentations here and there. AKA; Halo Spartans, Terran Ghosts from StarCraft, cybernetically augmented people from Deus Ex, and of course Space Marines of warhammer. Would super soldiers who're female and women become "Mamono Mana'ified" Super Soldiers as the power armor and augmentations they have just get corrupted and mixed in with their monsterization?

And in the case of men, what would Incubized Super Soldiers be like then?

>>45528591
stop spamming off-topic images you retard

>45528591
This subject interested me a lot but fuck off with your shitty off topic pic

>>45528341
He's right, you shouldn't fuck any succubus who smokes, especially not an older succ who calls herself "aunty".

>>45528030
95% of mamono black magic practicioners agree that the more revealing and lewd your outfit, the more efficient your spellcasting.

>>45528764
Heavier armor interferes with the flow of magic for some reason

>>45527701
>t.horny white boy

>>45528811
White boy summer never ends

Kots have been getting uppity lately

>>45528842
It's because they can smell all the toms posting in these threads.

>>45527828
I love sci-fi cities. I wish we had more of them.
One of my biggest dissapointments ofr a movie was that valerian and the city of a thousand planets movie not being all monster girls in a discount coruscant.

>>45528874
Not sure if a full blown sci-fi city would mesh well with monster girls, but a magitech city would be great.

>>45528851
I refuse to be TOM'd

>>45528842
Have you tried hugging?

>>45528591
The new powepuff girls look funny

>>45528932
Seeing tom as a form of weakness is the proof that you're weak.

>>45528438
All the vampires in Transylvania still speak Hungarian.

Is it passible to make a shoggoth stop treating me like I'm her god and she needs to do everything to please me.
I just asked her what she does for fun and she just answered "you, master".

Stroke Willy.

>The one guy that grabs the ass of every mamono he sees at the grocery store

>>45529143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBfatLqLmcs

>>45528221
Lots of dormice lead full, fulfilling lives.

>>45529164
>All according to his bicorns wife's plan

>>45529076
send her on a month long paid vacation on a luxury cruise

>>45529164
I do this at shirohebi shrines

>>45528960
does this forbidden technique work on tacokot and worcestershires?

>>45528381
As someone who sleeps for like 10 hours on average, I feel you. That, and I'm following about two thirds of the rest of the board. Sometimes I just skim the thread looking for images I haven't saved yet.

>>45529412
How do you sleep 10 hours? I wake up after 6,5

Hey all, it's the anubis.moe anon here. I hope you are all doing well and staying healthy in these trying times. I'm testing a new version of the site, available here

https://beta.anubis.moe/

Most improvements are to the scraper, which was accumulating a lot of technical debt, but there's a couple new features:

>Tags
You can now search for specific monsters in the archive. For Ao3 I grab the tags directly from the story, for pastebin links I tried using TF–IDF to generate them. Results are mixed, I'm working on a way to clean them up.
>Dead links
Dead pastebin links get marked as such, and if an archive.org version exists that gets added too.

It will be replacing the old version of the site in the coming weeks, but if you would like to test it and share your thoughts, I'd appreciate it. Happy holidays!

>>45529402
Yes but you need to double the strength used

>>45529418
Holst milk is too strong. I do not have a job.

>>45529421
Thanks for your work anon, happy holidays too

>>45528381

>>45529424
what about holding your hands out in a v shape?
will that attract their heads?

>>45529445
Oh that, yes but it's also a way to ask her out. Also it can attract several kots

>>45529421
>Tags
Holy shit anon, you are a god among us. Happy holidays!

>>45529367
>Doing this is considered tortured by all maid monster girls
>The maid academy is trying to get it classified as crimes against monsterkind

>>45529421
>Tags
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD HAG!
For real tho, thank you anubisbro

>>45529519
If I pet my kiki as a form of payment, will she behave?

>>45529576
Just as long as you call her a good girl or said she did a good job while petting.

>>45529576
Like all currency, petting will devaluate with time, so your kiki will ask for increasing ammounts of petting the more you pet her, or for more valuable currencies, like kisses on the cheeks, handholding, affirmations, etc.

>>45527899
>>45527907
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>>45527980
T-Dolls are indeed modern day automatons. Some people just really can't believe for they're more biased in favor or the older or outright antiquated Classic Models.

>>45529585
Nice, I don't want to abuse her but she refuse money, seems like a good middle ground

>>45529597
Money don't behave like that, a petting is given and consumed at the same time so it's value can't decrease. Feels like a maido academy 's lie

>>45527716
>Turkish Sultans
Go ahead. Go ahead and declare jihad on the desert kingdoms, declare war/jihad on the Tomb Queens, win said war/jihad. THEN, we can talk.

>>45529197
Well yeah, that's because there's tons of them. The average dormouse household has 16 mice living there. They breed like crazy.

are mgs the scourge that people make them out to be?

>>45529626
To conquer the desert, one must first conquer Shai-Hulud

>>45529626
>What is the Fall of the Mamluk Sultanate

In a tangentially related note, I like to think that Apophis-led realms speak !Arabic, and Pharaoh-led realms speak !Coptic.

Are there things greenworms CAN'T eat?

>>45529653
Are they strict vegetarian?
If so, meat.

>>45529646
I like to think that sand niggers aren't a thing in my fantasy

>>45529637
He who controls the Spice controls the desert. My desert. My Arrakis.

>>45529671
So you don't want any desert girls?

>>45529667
>Are they strict vegetarian?
i use to think horses were

>>45529696
Well, until I see a greenworm munching on a steak, I'll presume they can't eat meat.

What if Anubis, but she's all allah snackbar

>>45529674
Squeeze, anon.

>>45529704
That's called a graped anubis.

>>45527638
That's right! ALICE COOPER. Anons, give your love to Alice Cooper!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c7HTl6uaEI

>>45527638
I like the little alice comics the one drawfag from the drawpiles does. Very cute and funny

>>45527998
Miss Chesh is my favorite.

>>45527998
The one that's in my bed with me right now.

>>45528591
Well to answer your question nothing would happen too strangely since there is already super soldiers in MGE in the from of the chief god’s heroes that get incubized or monsterized all the time. Now if they fall to the Abyss then something more bizarre might happen.

>>45529783
Me too

>>45529076
But you are a eldritch god now, that embrace it fellow chaos incubus.

>>45527998

I’m the cat man
Skibibibi o da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Skibibibi o da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
I’m the cat man

>>45527593

>>45527716
>>45529626
>>45529637
>>45529646
>>45529674
So who is Persia (Iran) and who's the Arabian Gulf States of MGE?

>>45529943
Didn't Persians worship an eternal fire? Ignis, maybe Manticores

>>45529943
>>45529953
Take some of the volcanic region girls, mix them among the graped desert girls.

>>45529943
>Arabian Gulf States
The United Desert Kingdoms (UDK)

>>45529671
Nobody asked

eat your chocolate cake

Become eldritch horrors of unimaginable power to sexually dominate monster girls into oblivion!

Throw rocks at wocks

>>45530182
An’t gonna do anything to them they break rocks with their fists for a living.

>>45530182
Mean. If you make Miss Wock cry, she sic her friend Miss Malef on you.

>>45527593
The noblest monsters have the nicest bodies, worth showing off.

>>45530182
Misread I thought you said Wurm, still not gonna work on her fat ass either.

Undead have one-track minds!

>>45530239
I dunno, a wurm might interpret you throwing a rock at her as just trying to get her attention. She's a good girl who deserves better than someone who'd do that to her, but she'd definitely take you back to an Anon Correction Facility to fix you.

when wurm goes swimming she gets barnacles on her

>>45530263
>Anon Correction Facility
What, the cardboard fort in Mrs. Robinson's backyard (aka Stacy's Fortress of Solitude & Teaparties)

>have you seen my hat?

>>45530312
Sharks can't wear harts, the water drag is too powerful

>>45527562

i chose generic old lim princess a instead lim donut steel

>>45530323
https://files.catbox.moe/utpr5g.png
Lies. Behold the great Fez Shark

>>45530289
Stacy has a 98% success rate, Anon. And her only failures are when Miss Baph's "girl scout" troop wanders in and abducts a resident.

>domineering monster standing over you in triumph
>you lie underneath her completely exhausted from "battle" you two had
>by "battle" you mean she was definitely toying with you the entire time and it wasn't even a contest
W-What do, Lads...?

>>45530260
It's okay. I do the same with undead booty.

>>45530408
kick her in the shins or something idk

>>45530442
Why would you wanna touch those cold, clammy cheeks? Gross!

chubby bunny gf?

>>45529704
! !

>>45528438
>Romanians a hardy people
>Not easily captured by pires
Kind of hard to get captured when the only thing your country is famous for is thievery, gypsies, and an extreme anal fetishist Voivode.

Milk or cake, Dear?

>>45530454
Who would want to grope soft, cool, fatty undead meat? That would be silly.

>>45530514
where the american hatters, they got bigger cake

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114287353
angels are somewhat unreasonable

>>45530452
Already tried, She brushed it off and laughed at me before calling my kick pathetic...

>>45530531
Call out to another monster to rescue you--if your heart is true, she'll save you from your current fate.
She IS gonna princess carry you off and make, sweet, hot, passionate love to you, though. So choose the form of your savior wisely!
PICK MISS USHI

>>45530408
disappear like a dead enemy in most games

>>45530531
then just tell her to fuck off , or tell her her tits look weird

what does your wife neck fluff?

>>45530577
me?

desert kingdom is now under cow rule

wurm wrangling sounds like a fun job

>>45530641
Purple cow is really cute

>>45530641
there's definitely some pocket areas for bastet and hathor

>>45530648
Thou shall handle the snakes

>>45530641
I want to worship my new cow anubis overlords!

>>45530641
Not with those tiny boobs

>>45530641
Praise Hathor, goddess of gyaru cows!

>>45527562

>>45530528
We'll show heaven a fight they won't forget!

>>45530103
What happens if I pull a tail and fugg her ass

>>45530806
kittens x 8

>>45530812
anon you can't get pregnant from fugging a kot.
chesh saiad so

>>45530812
Oh so I just needed to put it in the ass

>tfq your angel momster doesn;t like you hanging aorund your wurm teacher but shes so cool tho
>Also I cant see how she can be dangerous, her face is either :D :3 :O :P or even >:<

I sure I hope I won't get reincarnated in a family with a shirohebi sister that is a huge brocon, haha.

>>45527562

>>45527897
Lilim are uncool, no exceptions. No amount of admixture with can make those /d/epraved cringe virgins cool. Witness me!!!:

>>/jp/thread/45474012#p45479048

This is your Overlord’s spawn. Cringe and despair, fools. She can’t get through 5 minutes of a first date at Olev Garden w/o fellatiating the breadsticks. You will ‘go to the restroom’ and leave her, just like all the others.

>>45530859
This gives a vibe your family actually look like that and are some type of eldritch humans. Maybe a reason how you got a Hebi older sister in the first place, that she was put there to quench your otherworldly lustful ways by the Demon Lord herself. Where your whole family were very destructive beings in the past.

>>45530838

throw shirohebi in an ice bath

What if the portals opened but the monsters were actual demons but they were all female, plenty of more exotic monster girls, and promised damning your soul to hell was fine because she was in it~~~?

>>45530905
How about let’s not do that, I’m still convinced some of you fucks use ai to come up with a new bad ending to post for the thread each day.

>>45530889
Will gently tug on her tail and watch the hearts slowly rise like steam and pop when they disappear

>>45530919
How about the portals opened but it was straight to planet kitsune, part of the fox/elf federation?

what do when bratty lich ressurcts you just to be her damn butler/

>>45530942
butler stuff i guess

>>45530942
im unionising

>>45530947
>>45530950
she keeps teasing you with her undead ass

>>45530942
Matchmake her with random boys in episodic format.

>>45530952
its not teasing if i dont want it

>>45530952
I'm still unionising

>>45530952
yeah but that's every undead

>tfw you were raised from the dead by a wurm who found and had so much faith that you were just sleeping and not actually dead that it allowed for you to "wake" up as an undead incubi
>Now shes worried about how cold you are, so you must be sick
>Not withholding the fact that she found you with an arrow to the chest and head
>So she takes you to the nearest greila clinic in a panic

She's coming.

>>45531016
believe in the wurm that believes in you

Do admirals really?

>>45531045
>wurm faith is so strong, it can raise the dead
blessed is the mind too small for doubt

short men (below 7 feet) belong to _

>>45531072
wurm. wurm deserves everything, she needs every bit of your love

>>45531072
>I'm not short I'm six foot fo-
>*BEANED*

ah looks like the wifes getting uppity again time to mating press her into submission

>>45531072
Big oni, to use as self-warming teddy bears.

>>45531072
Sandworm. You are literally bite sized for her.

>>45530905
I wish you banal edgefags would just follow your own advice and off yourselves.

>>45531072
Fuck off with your monsterboys

>>45531048
Yea, are they really unable to stay in their containment threads on /vg/?

>>45531106
???

>>45531120
no one is that short

>>45531106
Huh when did short men become monster boys kinda mean to call a short guy a monster.

>>45531106
>portals open
>out rolls druella.
>"Oh, I didn't realize this is a world full of petite princesses! They must all need help alping."

See what you brought with your accusations.

>>45531106
Confirmation that all men are too short to go around without demon escorts

Men should be 11 feet tall completely towering over their wives.

Monsters should be 6 feet tall and completely tower over their 5'11 husbands

What if the real monsters were the internet schizo friends we made along the way

All adult men should be at boob-hatting height maximum and standing cunnilingus minimum.

I actually want a short wife who can suck me off standing up

Ill take the boob hatting hatter and the short gremlin to suck me off while standing up

>>45531276
I want a short wife who has to stand on a stool to make me crotch height.

Monsters and humans should love each other regardless of their heights!

i want a wife that is so big and sot that I can sleep on her while my dick is still inside her

>>45529421
I know this is a late reply, but I don't care. You are awesome anon.

SPREAD MADNESS AND CHAOS TO MOUNTAIN TO SHORE!

I'll sizemax to the extreme!
Give me your smallest fairy and biggest ogre!

>>45531299
Better yet we all get slimes so she can be any height you want

>>45531072
Baphomets!

>>45531340
>ogre
>not sandworm
ngmi

>>45531359
ogre has a taller mindset than sandworm

>>45531340
>bicorn
>wurm
>ushi-oni
>pixie

Reminder to breed your monsterfu! there is a chance for a alternate colored daugheru!

I'm going to get gremmy to build me an automaton who is EXACTLY the same size as me and can adjust in real time down to the micrometer fluctuations of your height as the spine compresses under gravity over the day!

>>45531349

My only crimes?
I dug too deep
I loved too much
And I fucked too passionately

>>45531384
im here for cuddles and sex without having children, thank you. there will be no breeding.

>>45531405
Digging too deep is the best

"Always leg-locks" is one of those phrases you'd expect to find on cheap t-shirts in demon realm tourist spots

>>45531460
Trying to pull out when fucking rabbit girls is impossible, they always leglock

>>45531466
Coil-locks are good too

Surprise a lamia by leglocking her

>>45531481
Tentacles are even better!

>>45531491
You can do this with centaurs and arachne too

>>45531531
>Sahu's face approximately one second before being thrown into the deep end of the pool

>>45531384
>breed red haired centaur a thousand times until you get a blue haired daughter
>"THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS"

>>45531405
Too bad Balrog is a never ever girl.

Elf

>>45531384
I want a Shiny Lilim, and Shiny Pharaoh, and Shiny Dragon, and Shiny Baphomet daughters. And more.

>>45531447
i want to unearth an ancient evil
>>45531460
the lunar forces need more troops!

>>45531531
>Catching the fish as she jumps upstream

>>45531620
>"Lets discuss your end of year bonuses at this company"

>>45530502
>>45529037
Thats the joke.
Always ask a vampire why is her residence on hungarian clay. They love that.

>>45530821
Huh. If she says so.

>>45531672
You mean Romanian clay?

There once was an ugly barnacle. She was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

>>45530555
>Stay-Puft Marshmallowfu rescues you
What now, Egon?

>>45531758
sounds like ms bogey

>>45531706
good cat

Pet a mouse today, and marriage tomorrow.

>>45531825
what took so long?

>>45531646
At least you can't accuse elfs of just inheriting their wealth.

>>45531706
>inverted preggo belly button
well that's new

>>45531756
she sucks so much
incredible suction force

Which monster enjoys deep dish pizza?

>>45532000
Wonderland mamono.
They're just insane enough to consider it a pizza.

Dragons are huge dorks, here's proof.

>>45532000
lescatian deep dish pizza is very popular

just me and my wife enjoying some ghetto lean together <3

>>45531718
Dracula was Hungarian.

>>45531776
>loli fox
>stuffed ogre
No thanks. It’s time to cross the streams and snackbar these bitches.

>>45528725
He's wrong. You should fuck any and every succubus who smokes (it's fucking hot) and doubly so for older ones who try and engage in incest roleplay with you.

>>45532033
That's the joke.

>>45532081
I'm aware. Answering the person who said Romanian clay, you angry little mosquito with a cape.

>>45532079
the more you know

think there will be inner African monsters?

A jengu is a mermaid, found largely in myths native to Cameroon. They are water spirits, depicted as long-haired beauties with gap-toothed smiles.

Abada refers to a mythical animal similar to a unicorn. The Abada, however, has two crooked horns as opposed to a unicorn's single one. The Abada's horns can act as an antidote to poison and disease. It has been described as being the size of a small donkey with the tail of a boar.

Yumboes are the spirits of the dead and, they are completely of a pearly-white colour. They are sometimes said to have silver hair. They stand about two feet tall.

The kishi is a two-faced demon in Angola. According to legend, a kishi has an attractive human man's face on the front of its body and a hyena's face on the back. Kishi are said to use their human face as well as smooth talk and other charms to attract young women, who they then eat with the hyena face.

>>45532110
fuck off.

>>45532120
Didn't know that would trigger you.

>>45532120
what's your problem

>>45532110
There better be mokele-mbembe someday.

>>45532110
Our lord and savior KC (pbuh) is the only halal source of monstergirls, infidel-san.

>>45532128
posting

like

this
will definitely set off at least one guy

>>45532079
Imagine losing your virginity when the portals open to your pervy loser aunt who flash monsterizes into a 20/10 succubus and mounts your cock.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

>>45532110
You put all that but forget about the giant ebony archane that is the J’ba Fofi and who could forget about the strong fat dino girl that is Mokele Mbembe-Chan.

>>45532163
wtf now I'm mad!

>>45532110
>Kishi
I like the sound of this girl.
The roastie ravager.
The avenger of 2d.
The bad end sandworm.
The one good monster boy.

>>45532178
Proof that the legless devils ruin all they touch. By Pharaoh they should all feel the bottom of my shoe! There can be no peace with the snek, for they are all foot /d/eviants. Surely this is forbidden!

>>45532110
i have always wanted a hyena girl. i think they'd be a really giggly monster girl that hunts for men in packs, or maybe scavenge for them after raids for men by other monsters.

>>45532144
It's pretty sad that kcs trickle tier content, vague bullying of the thread, and paywalling anyway hasn't resulted in most anons trying to get creative.
Instead we get this odd wishlist of never gonna happens.

>>45532110
Central African monsters are kinda just dinosaurs or bizarre undead like Madam Koi Koi that haunts restrooms and toilets while wearing red heels.

>>45532219
benis

>>45532220
Next you’ll insult the copy-paste: slime, dragon, alraune. This is shirk, brother. Fall not into heresy! Chant the sacred scriptures to maintain your faith:
>The game will be released soon, on the day of judgement.
>The dialogue will be divinely inspired, pages and pages of “oowey gooey onichan cummie wummies pew pew blasto”
>The recolors will be thrice as satisfying as the originals.
Keep the faith, brother!

>>45532250
:/ no thanks

>45532144
>45532220
>45532276
Start taking your meds and stop samefagging

>mick baits the thread again episode.

Yo, Mad Dog. Ready to hit the town?

>>45532307
Wrong, infidel-kun.

>>45532316
more of a "shits his own pants" episode
he just can't help it

Please don’t start it.

>>45532318
we must ed edd and eddy the mayors staircase. whats yours is mine.

>>45532276
>the day comes
>anons open the thread ready to fuck cat girls
>"hi nyaaa anyoon nyaa are you readnyaaaa to have sexnyaa?"

>>45532220
i want to write monster girls, but honestly not being able to draw kind of kills my motivation to do so.

>>45532318
>no droogs to do the ultra-violencello
Feels bad.

>>45532393
learn?

>>45532318
aw yeah triple chocolate milk

>>45532393
learn to draw retard

>>45532396
You wouldn't even need to break in anywhere for some of the old in-out, in-out

>"How can my Anon be failing! He's so smart! You'd have to be failing him on purpose! That's it, isn't it?! You want him to become such a failure that no girl will want him and he'll have to come running to you! Well I'll have you know Anon will always be Mama's little boy and even if no other girl likes him, Mama will happily marry him!"
M-mom, please... It was just one C...

>>45532402
>>45532413
i tried it. honestly, fucking hate it. i got alright, but its not as fun as writing. all i was ever after was results, so i never really enjoyed the process.

>>45532413
Drawing isn't that easy. No need for name calling.

>>45532393
>responding to schizo mick going on delirious rants about kc again
How new are you?

>>45532421
ok

>>45532424
ah fuck mb

>>45532424
>using mick to deflect from the joke KC has become

>>45532372
Disturbingly plausible.

>>45532423
drawing is easy as shit. look, i just drew this: five minutes. easy.

>>45532415
>no BnE foreplay
Where’s your sense of romance?

what if i just want to watch old magical girl anime with an mg?

>>45532424
He's known to respond to himself too, and roleplay as multiple posters. I'm starting to think the guy who always says shit like "I'm concerned about you dude, I want to help you" might be actually him too.
It would be so funny if we had IDs.

>>45532468
I mean I wanna watch old mecha anime with a monstergirl so I get it entirely.
I need a shoulder to cry on when we get to the end of Gunbuster.

>>45532468
One of you should be sitting on the other's lap.

>>45532472
im choosing to believe this is the case, because it would be very funny

>>45532477
WELCOME HOME

>>45532178
>>45532218
>Legionnaire returning from the Desert Kingdom
>Apophis following behind him
"Veni, Vidi"
>Looks back at the grapesnake
"Veni."

>>45532493
IT STILL GETS ME MAN

Cut myself a wee bit whilst I was shaving. I'm actual vampire bait.

>>45532472
>It would be so funny if we had IDs.
Maybe the janny that's actively refusing to do anything about him just doesn't have any other hobbies and likes laughing at how insane schizos like him can get, that would explain a lot.

>>45532499
Yeah, I bought the new bluray release and watched the whole show in one go back in September

>>45532477
>mecha

>>45532477
>>45532522

>>45532509
Man, now I'm imagining raising a monstergirl daughter on mecha. Just imagine her crawling onto the couch and bouncing in place in excitement because it's the weekend and that means family mecha marathon.

>>45532522

>>45532530
Giant Robo: The Day the Earth Stood Still it is!

>>45532522
Yeah, and?
>>45532536
Get that gacha boatshit out of here

>>45532502
I hit ten followers on twitter today. It's very validating considering I don't get exposure.

>>45532246
That describes about 90% of Japanese yokai.

>>45532544
and yet you're ok with vtubers

>>45532538
That's for when she's older. We start with stuff like GaoGaiGar and Shinkalion because she's a kid. THEN we get into the heavy shit.
They day she's ready for Getter Robo stuff is the day I might have to welcome her boyfriend to family mecha weekends.

>>45532562
you seem to have mistaken me for someone else or you're just delusional.

>>45532564
Just wait until you can embarras her by telling her new boyfriend she used to sing duets of the General Daimos opening with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQgVxUCO4RA

Thoughts on this thing I found waistdeep in my toolbox?

>>45532570
anon, several have been posted in the past few threads without you making a peep about it,

>>45532590
I like when the KC vtuber gets posted the most.

Big dogs

>>45532577
I can even break out the videos her mom took.

helping mamono through their various insecurities

>>45532590
And I'm supposed to have been here all the time and known? I only have so much free time in the day bossman.
I was more annoyed with a gacha boat being associated with mecha than anything because that shit isn't mecha.

>>45532584
put her back QUICK she was in her happy place

>>45532584
Mating press.

I wish a lamia would send me a selfie like this.

>>45532219
Gnolls are literally right there. Just cut off the snout and make them fuck huge girls like Yeen-chan from Zyugoya.

>>45532250
Literally only something spotted Hyenas have and can just be not included unless you're a fag who wants to get pegged.

>>45532648
>cut off the snout
number one way to ruin a monster girl.

>>45532477
>ancient wurm doesn't want to watch anything with giant monsters attacking cities
>says it brings back too many bad memories