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>>45225229

>>45225229
This will be the best Suwacky thread ever

>>45225247
I want to PBBPPBPTHP BTHPPTH Kanako's coin slot!!!

>>45225759
I wanna lick it dry

>>45225229
i politely mlem-mlem toward suwako-sama generic direction.

>>45225822
"Hey cirno, see that mountain up there? If you go up to the top and present the little blonde girl with one of your famous frozen frogs, she'll give you candy. Promise."

>>45225853
so she was the one behind ciruno's rude behaviour toward the cute frogs. that hag villain! jealous of suwako-sama's young figure!

>>45225853
Yuuka would never do this!

>>45225922
I want Suwako-san to throat fuck me with her tongue!

I want to give Sanae a distant cousin

>>45227083
long hair suwako-sama is quite cute.

>>45225229

>>45227386
I'm going to mlem mlem and psshsphsp ppsshshsp inside Suwako and Sanae while Kanako listens from the other room, against her will

It's a well known fact that Suwako is more than adept with her tongue, but how would she react if you were the assertive one and tried to mlem mlem the insides of her mouth to the best of your abilities? Would she be amused by this lowly human? Offended by this act of defiance, cursing you and your bloodline? Offended by your lacking skills and force you into an hour-long practice session, eager to coach you on the most effective mleming techniques known to a goddess? Very important questions to think about.

French kisses with the frog

>>45231996
Imagine pulling back after french kissing her only for her to shoot her tongue into your mouth like a froggy grappling hook to pull you back in. You could feel as her tongue tightly wraps itself around yours as she makes sure there's no escaping her mouth.

>>45232111
That sounds nice.
>>45227981
She would probably go along with it. With her being so proficient with mleming, she must've rarely been on the receiving end.

>>45234612
Suwako is a very caring lover, she loves with all her heart and totally devotes herself to her husband, willing to both being on the receiving end of mlem mleming or giving.

I love this froggie.

>>45241862
me too! bless suwako-sama, protector of lolicons.

>>45225247
what a riveting sermon

oops, posted the wrong one. forgive me sanae-san

Suwako-sama!
Suwako-sama!
Bringer of blessings and curses!
Protector of lolicons!
The only lolicon-con goddess!
Pray directly to her to recieve her blessings!

>>45225229
Suwako-sama... ToT

i'll pray to suwako-sama for guaranteed success in love issues involving 2D lolis.

"Hey Suwako! Say mlem mlem! Go on, say it! Say mlem ml-ACK!"

>>45252428
dont bully suwako-sama, she does hold grudges.

What is the correct split between loli and baba for a peak Suwako?
I like mine 80% baba and 20% loli.

>>45258470
I prefer a good switch, usually 100% loli and very playful. When she's drinking or otherwise faced with serious things she goes baba

>>45258470
that's a difficult question. but i think more baba than loli, maybe not 80, but 60/70%. her heart must be wise and kind.

>>45258470
I like her Baba parts more than the Loli parts, but switching from 100% pure Loli to 100% pure Baba is too good to ignore.

>>45258470
80/20 is nice, maybe even 90/10. The more baba the better

>>45258470
A 100% baba for me.
I don't think the question is well explained, lolibabas "loli" traits shouldn't be acting like a child, rather being playful, a trickster and such.
The lolibaba who acts like a child is Tewi, obviously.

>>45261230
I'd argue that a bit of childishness would emphasize the gap moe compared to her usual maturity.

>>45261326
It really depends on what the definition of childish is, say for instance Suwako wants an ice cream, the loli thing would be throwing a tantrum and getting someone to get it, the lolibaba would throw a tantrum, get someone to get it, but it turns out she always had the ice cream and just wanted to mess with you and also the ice cream is somehow an ancient artifact of immeasurable power.
The way I see it, the childishness should always be accompanied with a wise accent.

>>45261419
I've always imagined her "Loli" traits to be her more fairy-like traits, and her "Baba" traits to be her more motherly, wise, and old person traits.
There is probably a non-zero overlap with fairies and native gods anyways.

>>45261326
Suwako-sama's mouth and tongue...

It is well known lolis in Gensokyo seek oji-sans and babas prey on shotas, what kind of person does Suwako take for herself?

>>45261629
she's not interested in earthly affairs, but in case hands off, i'm her #1 follower.

>>45261419
That's a good example. I think the childish traits would be like being stubborn, impulsive, or irresponsible, so like her suddenly wanting to do something stupid or refusing to compromise on some topic would be her "loli" side, while her "baba" side being more calm and easygoing. I'm enjoying the childishness, even without some subtext to it.

>>45261600
What's about it?

>>45261629
Suwako-sama is only interested in men within the context of testing potential suitors for her descendant.
Once a young man manages to steal Sanae's heart (trivial task) he's presented to Suwako and made to spend a day in the shrine, during those 24 hours Suwako will try to seduce the potential husband with her millennia of experience, if the man looks at Suwako with lascivious eyes, he's left outside in the mountain with enough supplies to make it back on the village.
Out of the hundreds Sanae has brought, none have passed the test.

>>45261880
So your average /jp/ user who would think she was just being nice would pass the test?

>>45262038
>"Golly gee Ms. Suwako, that sure is an odd way to eat ice cream and a mighty impressive tongue you got there!"

>>45262097
Good golly Ms. Moriya, is your tongue not cold?
I can understand if you want to lick it if your teeth hurt when you put it in your mouth, but this seems to be exactrabating the issue needlessly.
Next time I'm baking you cookies instead. *pat pat*

>>45262136
Wow Ms. Moriya! What big mouth you have!

Oh no..

>>45261880
Well at least my powers of thinking a chick is into me only when she isn't will finally come in handy

Sanae

>>45225229
>>45225775
Smug brat
Needs correction

threads dedicated to the reverence of my wife always appreciated

>>45265857
Your wife is my grandma dude!

>>45265932
Get back to work, Sanae.

>>45225229
what would Suwako do if she learns you are the reincarnation of her husband?

>>45263692
Urethral insertion fellatio...

It's over..

>>45266885
Suwako-sama...

>>45266885
this hag is too tall and old to be suwako-sama.

>>45266815
Holy ESLrald

>>45261880
But I don't want Sanae, I want the frog goddess with the cool hat

>>45276557
maybe suwako-sama can lend pyonta-kun to sanny.

>>45252428
How I wish the frog goddess would step on me.

>>45261672
>>45262097
>>45262434
I WANT HER TO DEVOUR ME!!! I WANT HER TO DRAIN ME DRY AND RUIN ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. PUSSY WON'T EVER FEEL NEARLY AS GOOD AS HER MOUTH AND THE LACK OF BLOWJOBS AND MLEM MLEM TONGUE FUCKING WILL MAKE ME SUICIDE.

>>45287827
Beautiful image. Even her feet are beautiful and somewhat defined.

>>45288986
very tickle-able indeed

>>45289000
But suwako's feet arent even ticklish!
She gets worshippers to kiss them daily and she never even flinches

>>45289492
>But suwako's feet arent even ticklish!
this is disinformation, suwako-sama's tender feet are among the most ticklish of the whole gensokyo! she also use them to sense fishes and frogs in the rivers, suwako-sama is better than a catfish!

>>45291149
sussy shoe

>>45289566
Capturing suwako and tickle torturing her feet so she reveals confidential moriya shrine information!

>>45291583
>Capturing suwako
fool, no one can catch the wise and slippery suwako-sama!

>>45266815
Marry me

>>45292207
What if she decides to play along and let you catch her?

>>45294745
then you should ask yourself if you catched her or if she was the one to catch you.

>>45296429
What do you mean? I obviously catched her, but she just wanted to be caught

>>45297594
i mean someone have to clean the bathroom while sanny is educating the plebs about mlem-mlem and pbhsh-pbhsh, and suwako-sama wont do it for sure.

>>45297722
Well i wont do it for free!

>>45297760
how venal! you didnt pass the test. begone, you knave! hakurei is the shrine for your likes.

>>45297779
I don't think Reimu is going to pay him.
In fact, she's more likely to charge him for it.

>>45297806
>In fact, she's more likely to charge him for it.
a fit punishment, asking compensation for cleaning the venerable bathroom of the even more venerable suwako-sama (and kanako and sanny too), how vulgar. i would clean with my tongue!

>>45225229
This will be the best Suwacky thread ever

>>45301734

>>45301734
it's important to be positive, like suwako-sama.

What color of Suwako-sama eyes do you prefer? For me it's greyish green.

>>45305671
light-yellow, i think. but blue is also nice. and green and lille are also cute.

Each year in the Summer, frogs go to my backyard pond and have an orgy to make many tadpole. This is a opportunity for blessing.
How can I make Suwako-Sama like me?

>>45306022
you can help the frogs. or the tadpoles. or you can join the orgy. not sure how the last one is viable.

>>45306142
You probably can't help tadpoles that much, their natural predators are kinda bothersome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dytiscidae .
Probably why frogs make so many offspring. Maybe make a scarecrow to keep birds out?

>>45306191
>Maybe make a scarecrow to keep birds out?
but heron-san have to feed his little birds too. there should be a less invasive way to help them, but i cant really think anything besides keeping the pond clean. nature often balances itself after all.

>>45306250
Make a cute and non scary Suwako-sama scarecrow, and surely heron-san will know better than to mess with frogs under the protection of the great Amphibian God.
>nature often balances itself after all
yeah it'll be fine. You better watch where you step. I've often seen a lot of little froggies squashed.

>>45306348
A lil' Suwako scarecrow would be pretty nice. Could even be as simple as a little statue wearing a googley-eye hat

>>45261880
What does Kanako do during this ritual?

>>45308100
Rub her pussy through her clothes in the other room, telling herself she'll get a man the next time.

>>45308100
Supposedly, she's meant to participate with the seduction, she however spends the entire 24 hours in her room building up the courage to approach the young male.
By the time she comes out swinging with her best pick-up lines, he's already gone.

suwako-sama can drive for sure, but i wonder about kanako...

>>45317738
Not a whole lot of space in there.

>>45323623
yeah, kanako needs some diet.

>>45323633
Diet doesn't make you shorter.

>>45323778
True, but Kanako still needs a diet.

>>45262097
This is my favourite Suwako fanart

>>45327759
i feel like it's getting colder. maybe i should hibernate like frogs (or kaguya).

[Divine Ritual] - Frog Bullying!

>>45334072
begone hakurei, no bully itt

>>45342769
Suwak is like 5% of this image. Hatate looks cute and out of her element.

>>45342880
>Suwak is like 5% of this image.
i know, but it is the moriya shrine. and like you said hatate was too cute to not post it.

Suwako snickers as she watches another potential suitor scramble down the mountain path. This is the third one this month that hasn't been able to resist ogling her immature-looking curves instead of Sanae's lavicious figure. As an ancient goddess, she has had millennia to hone her seductive skills, and these mortal men are like putty in her hands.

Kanako soon joins her, an irritated look on her face. "Why must you continue to torment Sanae so?" she asks. "She is heartbroken every time one of those boys fails your ridiculous test."

Suwako laughs loudly. "Oh please, don't pretend you understand affairs of the heart, my dear snake virgin. Sanae will find a worthy husband when the time is right. I'm just making sure of it." She smirks and pokes Kanako in the side. "Though perhaps you're just jealous that I can seduce men so easily while you remain untouched after all these years?"

Kanako's eye twitches but she keeps her composure. "Unlike you, I have no interest in the affections of mortals," she says haughtily.

"No need to be shy!" Suwako says cheerfully. "I could give you some tips if you'd like. Maybe then you'd loosen up a bit instead of being such a stick in the mud all the time!"

Kanako grits her teeth, at a loss for how to respond to the insolent frog's teasing. Suwako laughs again, clearly delighting in getting under her fellow partner-in-crime's skin. She may be helping Sanae in her own way, but that doesn't mean she can't have a little fun at Kanako's expense too.

(>>45261880)

>>45343056
>immature-looking curves
you coud've spelled it in a nicer way! minus 50 points!

>>45343056
As much as the test is to filter out unsuitable partners for Sanae, I can't see why anyone would take her over Suwako

>>45343056
This is AI-generated, isn't it

I came to Kasose'd Suwako-sama in heat imageset
AMA

>>45343568
>Kasose'd Suwako-sama in heat imageset
What's that and where can I see it

Maybe search for "suwako kasose"???????

>>45225229
Suwako is really cute. I respect her a lot. She is little. I like frogs. Suwako is an amphibian. She is a nice amphibian. She has a long tongue. I think it is a funny and silly tongue.

Do you think Suwako likes getting drunk? Likes getting high? I respect Suwako a lot. She is a deity in this fictional universe. Shinto is a religion with a lot of deities. I think it was a neat revival movement but it necessarily conflicts with my religion so I do not worship the Shinto deities. Suwako deserves offerings though. She deserves nice offerings. She is an ancient and venerable deity.

Do you think she likes psychedelic rock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfvGv-k9C3s

Everyone on /jp/ has their own troubles and their own burdens. Life is hard. I hope that whoever reads this has some alleviation of their suffering.

Liberate yourself. May you give your issues over and realize your core beliefs. I wish well to all of you.

>>45343646
you're a weird anon, but i like you. may suwako-sama bless you.

bunny thread

>>45357924
Froggies jump better.

*makes a frog loli one of the very few canon mothers in 2hu*

>>45361614
How does he do it bros?

10/10 would mlem mlem with

>>45362280
loli tummy is always mlem mlem tier

>>45343056
>>45261880
Imagine, if you will, you're a villager with seven younger sisters and an overbearing mother.

One day, the shrine miko from the Moriya temple notices your one escape from your family in architectural work. Real carpentry, landscaping, and all that jazz. She invites you on a guided tour of her shrine, being the brother of seven little girls and being less dense then ironwood you know exactly why, but you go along with it anyway. Who knows? Maybe moving to an isolated chapel high on a hill was just what you need.
Things start out well when you arrive, Sanae is actually very learned about construction, pointing out foundational elements of the temple and is relaxing to be around, you start to actually think being around women isn't so horrible, until 'she' shows up. Sanae nervously introduces her as Suwako and immediately she bends over and arches her back like your sisters do when they're trying to be annoying. Sticking out her hand she asks: 'how do you do?' You'll bow and push the irritation down like sour fruit and Sanae pushes you along, relieved.
But it just won't stop. One minute she's pawing at your face from behind, the next she's jumping on your back demanding to be carried, one time she even asks if you're trying to smuggle anything illicit on shrine grounds and starts poking inside your robe. You endure since Sanae seems so nice and you pick up that this might just be a sort of hazing ritual until 'the incident'.
Just before you're about to leave Sanae offers you tea and Suwako sits in your lap, which she demanded you let her do, but that isn't the real catalyst oh no, if only it were just that. Because the door slides open and the flesh-and-blood Yasaka Kanako, god of this shrine, bursts in and boldly, but with just a bit of trepidation will say 'My oh my! Sanae has brought such a handsome man to come see us!'. She'll saunter over to you and start molesting you like a nosy grandmother 'And such strong arms! Are you a foreman perhaps? Oh, you're an architect as well? The full package I see!'. You endure this, with all the tolerance you've built up your entire life until she utters the foulest words you could imagine 'How I show you to my inner sanctum and you see if I'm up to code?'.
You look into Sanae's eyes, her begging, pleading expression that you just weather this last test. In response, you'll push off the snake god, lift up the frog god by her armpits and put her aside, turn to Sanae and say 'I can't handle this' and catch the last ropeway cart off the mountain.

Maybe there was a test and you failed, but your life was infinitely better for it. You'll wonder if the Hakurei Miko is looking for a partner. She seems to be the reserved type and the Hakurei shrine seems like it could use some work.

I wonder what her tongue would feel like...against my bare feet...

>>45361614
>very few canon mothers in 2hu
Suwako, Junko, Seiga and Toyohime are the only ones I'm aware of>>45361844

>>45364245
i want suwako-sama to sit on my lap and be spoiled by kanako granny!

>>45364437
My tongue against her bare feet*

>>45368956
That's not what I said. Do not put words in my mouth.

>>45364245
Ugh! Don't you just hate it when you're trying to spend a nice afternoon with your young friend and her hag family just comes around to bother you?
This ain't the edo period anymore ladies! Guys want something more fresh.

>>45369207
I'll put other stuff in your mouth, then. Get on your knees.

>>45371006
Is it a tongue?

>>45371006
Gay stuff is not allowed in Suwako's thread.

>>45364245
So what i got from that is that his family is actively trying to seduce him.
Well I did hear incest used to be a cultural thing prior the 1960s or so

>>45364245
>'How I show you to my inner sanctum and you see if I'm up to code?'.
Subtlety was never an option with kanako

>>45364245
A week after the incident one of your sisters bangs on your door announcing that you have a 'female caller'. It's probably Sanae, come to apologize for the whole sorted affair so you figure 'why not?' It's not as if you hated her and it's rude to ignore guests.
The living room has been immaculately prepared by your mother and sisters, who were no doubt spying in the wings, but it wasn't Sanae sipping tea by the kotatsu, it was Suwako, achieving a clever disguise by omitting her iconic hat and changing to a kimono, which ruined the effort since it was covered in frog symbols anyway.
Greeting her formally you take a seat opposite of her and are surprised by her bowing "I apologize for our conduct, we merely wanted to test if you were simply lusting after Sanae, but we were excessive in our efforts. For that I am sorry." It's not often a god apologizes she must be truly remorse-"However! I can't excuse your disrespect!" she states, sliding around the corner of the kotatsu to your side. That was more like it. You suppress a shudder as the girl proceeds to lecture you directly into your ear.
"It's not right to be so interested in a girl's relatives, true, but one should still be kind to them after all! So, perhaps if you can compliment me in a proper manner I'll let you continue to see Sanae."
Tricky. Telling her something like 'your hair smells nice' is certainly too far, but saying something as innocuous as 'you're very well-spoken' could be taken as an insult, woman wanted to be seen as woman after all.
"Your kimino is very cute." You say, complimenting her appearance, but something she consciously chose. "Frogs are a very nice motif."
"Y-you think so?" She says, covering her mouth with a sleeve. "D-do you like frogs?"
Too much, but dialing back now isn't an option. "They're very charismatic creatures and their croaks are calming."
"Well! That is a fine compliment! Sanae has chosen well I see. Say, have you eaten today? Perhaps you'd like me treat you to complete my apology and welcome you into the family?" She replies, grabbing your arm.
That last bit seemed a little rushed, but it was fruitless to refuse her at this point. A god is a god so you let her do as she pleases and allow her to pull you out of the house, much to the excitement of the rest of your family hiding in the shadows.

>>45378824
My man had suwako wrapped around his finger with those frog compliments
Sanae is his

>>45378824
Charming a lewd goddess like Suwako is a feat worthy of legend, he'll give her a whole new brood of froglings.

There isn't a Sanae thread up right now, so I'll post this here.

>>45380330
Thanks, I'll take em all

>>45380330
greens are good for your health!

>>45378824
>"Your kimino is very cute."
kimino? like kimino kimono kakkokawaii?
>"Y-you think so?" She says, covering her mouth with a sleeve. "D-do you like frogs?"
not smug enough, not smug at all. a lolibaba like suwako-sama would never stutter for such a simple and banal flattery. minus another 50 points.

>>45382065
this is very true

>>45380330
You got this from 2chan didn't you

>>45382065
>not smug enough, not smug at all. a lolibaba like suwako-sama would never stutter for such a simple and banal flattery. minus another 50 points.
Yeah, I'll own up to both of those things. Frog lady forgive me, I'll do better.
Charisma breaking should be thorough after all.

>>45382133
Pixiv.
It's the same artist that drew this.

>>45382147
use a lot of baba speaking, plz. something like this: kimino? kimi no nanoja? imi datta kimono ja naa? ooh, kimi ga otonashi danshi ja naa? kawaii ko da na.
the aforementioned example may be totally incorrect grammar-wise

>>45364245
read this in Rod Sterling's voice

>>45382169
Desu? Desu?

>>45380330
Dreamland

>>45382297
Desu.

>>45380330
I want a Sanae of my very own.

no cold no snow dread this wisey frog

I wanna keep the froggy warm for the winter

>>45401107
Cute doodle

>>45412832
Yes!

le frogge

>>45417096
I never really noticed she was doing hip thrusts.

>>45417392
she's not. she's just taking fly lessons from hatate.

>>45417398
Hatate falls out the sky while wildly flapping her arms and waving her hips? That explains a lot actually.

kaeru ga
kotatsu de shita
suyasuya neteita

>>45417401
She thinks the hip thrusts will spread her pheromones and help her attract a mate

>>45425143
tengu are masters in pheromones spreading techniques.

>>45426925
that's a cool suwacko

>>45426925
look how flat she is that's hot

>>45426925
I want to input in that frog

>>45425173
And yet not a single one can land a human husband

>>45433448
their tsun is too strong and it scares off potential mates.

Oyakodon!

>>45441395
but it lacks one important member of the family

>>45443419
Kanako isn't real, take your meds

>>45450706
I beg your pardon?

>>45450706
dont be mean to the dork

>>45450706
alien hands typed this

>>45450706
Go back to licking Remi's feet like the dog you are, Sakuya.

kero-chan faces the weather

>>45463608
I love these comics so much

>>45463608
Artist name?

>>45470130
sorry, no idea. i probably saved it from a yukkuri thread.

Fellas, I have a question..........
Why is Suwacky so heckin CUTE and VALID?

>>45476136
Kill yourself

>>45487237
something is different with this wacko...

>>45487237
Su-baka

mlem-mlem and baka baka

>>45498805
the strongest duo

better not mess with the moriya clan...

midrift froggie

>>45525759
small froggie

>>45528290
Why is Reimu blue?

>>45536221
she's on diet.
>>45536255
because orins are red
reimus are blue
but the most cute ones
shine gold on the roof

bountiful froggie

The BOSS.

>>45556506
What did she see?

You are now aware that yellow-bellied toads have heart-shaped_pupils.
You're welcome.

>>45557129
what happened to this wacko? sugar overdose?

>>45558669
She saw a 65 years old man.

>>45556506
>>45556618
she saw half of the posts on this board

>>45557129
>yellow-bellied toad
Suwacky is a brave toad!

>>45559058
the vtards or the 3D simps?

>>45558684
Can still unironically call him a young man.

>>45566205
Do you call a 15 years old dog a young dog?

>>45566217
I do not seduce and/or have sexual relations with dogs.

>>45566259
Huh, weird.

>>45558684
You're thinking of Tewi.

dont forget to ask your presents to the moriya kamitachi and miko.

I'd cumshot the tummy of a Goddess

>>45581827
za kazdym razem

>>45584161
Still haven't forgiven janny for nuking it.

Froggies should be hibernating now, but she can stay up if she wants.

>>45602317
she's old enough to hit the night.

>>45602862
Do NOT bully Rumia!

>>45615035
g-gomen rumimi-chan

I had a dream about Suwako. I inside a shrine (?) where you could enter the place where the extra stage takes place by going through a large doorway, but Suwako was already in the building so I just stayed inside with her.

>>45623173
i think the meaning is to avoid get outside if you dont want to catch a cold. classic winter dream.

Its taking every fiber of my being, every ounce of self control to not post her beautiful perfect slimy hairless cunny

>>45625366
Give in.
Post it.
You know it's the right thing to do.

kanako, you baka, you're both too late and too early...

>>45632764
2025 is way closer than 2013 now!

>>45641527
yeah... and it will be the year of the snake again. but kanakko got to wait for now.

>>45625366
How are you holding up?

Don't give up the mlem

>>45244699
I found it quite ribbiting myself as well

>>45657211
okie wackie

>>45657211
Alrighty then

>>45657211
So I should give down the mlem??

>>45667922
dont joke about mlem mlem, it's serious kami business.

mlem mlem

>>45658853
French kissing her.

>>45684841
That is illegal

>>45688312
How do you think Sanae's grandmother had kids the first time then?

>>45688417
non-penetrative amplexus

>>45688417
gods have kids in a lot of weird manners, maybe you should open your theology books.

>>45688417
Shhhh~

>>45225247
How is she a priestess?

>>45699996
nepotism.

new norawanko

>>45699996
Literally chosen by gods.

Kero kero~

there's cold. i wish i could hibernate with suwako-sama.

https://arch-img.b4k.co/v/1704519348323.png
imagine the flavor

phat

>>45724590
PHAT!

>>45724590
>>45724598
only a true lolibaba can sport such soft buns.

>>45724670
faaat

>>45724735
it's loli puffiness plus toned muscles from frogjumping for millenia.

Alright, so the real question here is: what kind of bangs does Suwako look better with? I know ZUN drew her with pointy-parted bangs, but I think she looks reaaaal cute with straight bangs!〜

>>45724819
she have them pointy in summer and long in winter. she gotta keep her head at the perfect temp, being an amphibian kami can be hard.

slowly marching back to page 1

>>45721914
I'd gargle all that cunny slime

>>45688417
dont frogs lay eggs?

>>45754473
yes, but all 2hous born from eggs.

Ahn~ Suwako-sama blessing and cursing me as I try messing with her to see all sides of her being! Perfecttion~~

>>45736208
Slow and steady wins the race

the cold winter killed the frug

>>45775351
she's well protected.

>>45705567
But her gods are dumb

>>45785686
no they're not. at least the small one. the big one is a bit dork but she's fine.

Spread Shinto

Every love is a soul.
Every love is multiverses.

Anime is real.

>>45795864
>Anime is real.
big if true

>>45802631
bigger than kanako?

>>45805642
Nothing is bigger then Kanako.
They say the entire universe fits in the palm of the Buddha's hand, well guess what's actually resting in it? Her breast!

>>45810666
sounds legit

>>45810666
>Nothing is bigger then Kanako.
Is she really that fat?

>>45225247
What did she mean by this?

he's a moriyas' guest.

suwabump

>>45837664
Does Mokou help take frogs off trees?

>>45846364
nah, she's too lazy to care about cute little frogs.

shhh, Suwako-chama is sleeping

>>45846364

>>45519083
imagine being a human villager making a journey to the Moriya shrine in hopes of a blessing for safety and better fortune
after a nerve-wracking trip away from your familiar farm and village, down youkai infested trails, and up the ropeway (where you're holding your breath the entire way and scanning the treeline for signs of tengu), you finally arrive at the glorious shrine
you timidly approach and your brain short circuits as the sound of your fearful, awed heartbeat is drowned out by the repeated slap of sandals against a fat ass
you rub your eyes in disbelief, but the image before you remains: Kanako Yasaka, the dignified deity that you were hoping to beseech for a better life is holding one of the fearsome tengu tucked against her side while her partner goddess dual wields sandals to tenderize her cheeks
you desperately turn your head from side to side to find some anchor of normalcy, perhaps you can find the nice shrine maiden that visited that one time, but are only made starkly aware of a bone-chilling fact- you are the only other being on the shrine grounds currently, and the goddesses just noticed your arrival
before you can act, the pint-sized deity is by your side and pulling you over to where she stood with Kanako, stating that it's your lucky day and handing you a sandal

terrifying

>>45866485
>slap of sandals against a fat ass
>fat
slander.
also it would be an honour to use one of suwako-sama's divine sandals to practice the sacred act of slapping a cute tengu rear to chastise the evil spirits and achieve enlightment with the help of not one, but two! of the best megami of the whole gensokyo. and hatate-chan is the cutest of the tengus, so it would be really the luckiest day of my wicked life.

>>45866731
anon... Hatate is a shut in that doesn't even have to get out of bed to get her photography work done.
If there's any tengu that's got a fat butt from sitting around taking it a little too easy, it's her

>>45872242
Imagine,

the smell

>>45880441
would sniff hatate-chan everywhere, everyday.

I like to imagine Suwako as the kind of goddess that is nice to humans, but will give you a scare every now and then just to keep you on your toes.

>>45887199
imagine Suwako suddenly wrapping her tongue around your wrist, pulling your hand into her mouth, and effortlessly swallowing until your arm is almost shoulder deep and you can feel the base of her stomach

>>45860709
Thanks, Mokou!

How do frogs defend themselves against acorns?

>>45907181
i dont remember a feud between the two sides.

>>45907408
Acorns are weapons/tools, they don't have their own agency.

>>45921298
then why they should fight frogs?

>>45887618

>>45921933
>>45904874

>>45936653
suwako-sama will curse your ass for this. and your peepee too.

>>45936745
Not the other guy?

>>45936782
i thought you were the other guy. i guess you can pass with just a spank. from kanako.

>>45936863
Thank you very much.

Mlem mlem