/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45432301
Aya uses this forceful home invasion meme to cover for the fact that she really likes (You) and is way too embarrassed to admit it.

>>45432301
>If she wants to move in with y-
blocked with this one simple trick
easy peasy, don't even need to seek out a youkai exterminator

Every time I come to my favorite place for a cup of coffee, this random tengu woman sits down on the same table and proceed to flash me her panties. Every single time. She never says anything either, only the occasional giggle. How do I politely tell her to stop bothering me?

>>45432301
I WILL NOT let a tengu into my house. I WILL NOT have sex with tengu. I WILL NOT lose to tengu pussy. I DO NOT consent.

>>45432401
duckshot

>>45432401
just bring some snacks to the hakurei shrine maiden and tell her that you'll pay the other half when she takes care of your youkai problem

>>45432717
That's a bit extreme. No need to get her hospitalised over some panties.

Aya is a sweet girl.
I want her to rape me.

I want to tell Megumu she's very pretty...

>>45432401
Tell her that you have a human girlfriend and you aren't interested in seeing a tengu's panties.

>>45432707
>>45432717
>>45434376
Things have escalated.

>>45432359
good pic i will save it

>>45436259
could Aya recover if someone got up and left the room to introduce themselves to that cute white wolf tengu in this situation?

personally I think every anon should be given a pair of tengu panties

Posting the sexual harrassment tengu
Know that she will steal you from her subordinates if given the chace to!

Also know she's a complete permavirgin who knows nothing really about lewd stuff, so don't push it by holding her h*nd in public, pervert!

>>45437899
and yet she will find herself outfoxed at every turn

>>45437947
What was that you little punk?
Get back in your tube!

Recently I visited the grilled lamprey stall that sometimes opens at night on the Youkai Trail in the hopes of asking the proprietor how to properly deal with Youkai woman at my repair stand.

She’s a Night Sparrow which is not too dangerous as far as Youkai go and there were rumors she had been seeing a man recently. I didn’t mean to pry or take advantage of such things, however as a fellow entrepreneur I hoped she’d be of help for my situation.

Thankfully she was sympathetic to my situation and after enjoying some of her cuisine was quick to provide some advice.

‘Give a girl a compliment every once in a while, and you’ll make fast friends!’ she told me and even encouraged me to practice with her. I told her that I liked her cooking and that her stall was well-kept, she didn’t like that too much.

‘Saying a girl’s good at business is like putting them at arms-length, if you want to get closer you’ve got to compliment their looks or dress you know!’ she had said, while flinging her hair.

I found this somewhat annoying since the whole point was to keep them at arms-length and keep my business relationships amicable. It always proves troublesome when humans and youkai or customers and shop owners get to close but given my situation, I didn’t feel I was in a position to judge and went along with it.

‘Your piercings are pretty.’ I told her. It seemed to excite her, and she told me to keep going. So, I complimented her hair, nails, and finally her kimono server’s outfit. It felt embarrassing, although I suppose it’s necessary for me to get used to this kind of thing. I just wish she didn’t act like an excited mother praising her child.

In the middle of all this, two White Wolves came into the stall on either side of me, one was the taller wolf who had given me the ‘pat-down’ a while back and the other was a fluffy haired woman who seemed as casual as a Tengu was capable of being.

The proprietress seemed caught off guard by their arrival and quickly took their orders, I on the other hand kept my cool even given the coincidence.

Why had they come out all this way to a little Lamprey stand? Why did they sit on either side of me instead of sitting next to one another? Well I suppose it was just another excuse to practice in a safer environment.

'Such nice fluffy hair, I haven't seen such a white wolf before.' I told one of the Tengu. Feeling the glare of the taller woman at my side I quickly turned to her and said 'Oh, but I suppose straight hair requires much work to maintain, it's very pretty.', my vocabulary is a little limited.

The response to both compliments was the wolves beginning to wag their tails, now, it's said that this was a sign of happiness, but for dogs. No doubt I had actually severely angered them and this was merely their excitement at being able to fulfill their duties in their off-hours , looking to the Night Sparrow, her surprised and panicked face indicated it would be best if I left as soon as possible.

But when I made to pay and depart, the taller woman grabbed my hand and asked 'don't you want to feel it?' forcing me to run my fingers through her hair. 'Ah, how about comparing which you like better?' the fluffy hair one chimed in, grabbing my other arm and forcing me to bob her own hair.

Mercifully, they let me off with this much harassment, telling me I should 'always back up my words with action'. I retreated to my house and triple-locked the door, but felt no safer for it.

Worst of all, recently more Tengu have been coming to the repair stand with all kinds of different hair styling and treatments. But I don't dare say a word about that.

>>45446471
Look at that, writefag returns

>>45446471
more pls

>>45446489
Yeah, crap's been sitting half-finished on my desktop for more then a week so In the spirit of Tengu writing deadlines I finished it.
In the meanwhile, my actual desk has become a mess comparable to picrel.

>>45446533
As much as I like this artist, seeing film being portrayed like that kills me.
I don't think he knows how analogue cameras work, they don't look like negatives either.

>>45446558
I don't know how analogue cameras work either, but is it possible to pretend it's wacky kappa or tengu camera tech having a different mechanism?

>>45446558
They look like Kodak-style film/canisters to me, though you shouldn't have that film outside the canister like that

>>45446580
>>45446617
Standard 35mm cartridges do need the film taken out of them to fix the negative image and make it possible to develop them into positives later on, but it's horrible practice to just leave the film out unprotected on the table like that, even if it has been fixed.
Aya has gotten sloppy!

>>45446471
And now write repairanon complimenting a white wolf tengu while she is in heat.
I'm sure it'll go well.

>>45446982
it's his fault for asking them "hey, can I help you?" in addition to the compliment when they came to his stand
anything that happens afterwards he explicitly gave consent for by offering himself like that

>>45447065
But can anon's repair shop even afford the resulting pups?

>>45446533
Why Reimu dislikes having pictures of her taken?

>>45447117
Free labor.

AIanon if you are here can you make some aya porn

>>45447168
aya is a pure-hearted and innocent reporter, she would never have s*x

>>45447168
>you
>make

>>45447155
always has

>>45447168
Your AI guy is my comedian, dude.

>>45446471
Dangerously close to patting their heads.

>>45447162
How many years of small awoos and miniwan crying does he have to endure before that happens?

Why are tengu so infatuated with humans? Don't they have other tengu to hang out with?

>>45449983
it's just not the same

I will not lose to wolf tengu!

>>45450031
i would buy her newspaper for more than she asked for. just cause she's a good and hardworking girl

>>45450517
Why is it that no human has ever seen the long nose or yamabushi tengu?
Because not a single one has gotten past the wolves.

>>45452726
I will not be defeated by wolf tengu!
I will not be forced to pat them and cuddle them to sleep every night!

>>45449983
Simply speaking, the true power of humanity is petting and pampering the beasts of this world, as crow and wolf tengu they understand this inherently as both species of tengu have obscenely high compatibility with humanity. They know this instinctively and like all beast Youkai they will go out of their way to find and keep their very own humans

>>45436259
>>45436991
>>45432401
God, I want to press my nose against Aya's soft crotch and then take a good whiff of it.

>>45455213
You're only one short trip up the mountain away from greatness anon.
Just one little ride in the cable car, and you can have what you want, what you deserve!

Please choose

>>45458163
I choose Megumu.

>>45458163
>>45458178
I choose all three!

>>45458303
Megumu would never share an anon with a middle class tengu like Aya or a low class tengu like Hatate.

>>45458336
It's my human body and I decide what they do with it!

>>45458435
>human
>decide

Surely Megumu would respect my will if I held her hand and looked at her with pleading eyes?

>>45458499
Don't do that you'll just turn her on.

>>45458521
What if I cling to her and start crying?

>>45458336
Isn't Hatate practically royalty?

Really, it's a question of egg quality.
Hatate: Small-Medium, pale yolk, low nutritional content due to unhealthy NEET diet. Thin shells.
Aya: Medium, rich yolk, yolk proportionally shrunken by chronic vasoconstriction due to journalistic overconsumption of caffeine.
Megumu: Jumbo, golden yolk, high protein and extreme nutritional content due to noble diet.

When considering a tengu wife, always check the eggs.

>>45463244
>Megumu retreats to her room for while
>find her hugging a huge egg later
>she wont let go of it.

>>45463244
so megumu is all loose due to her jumb eggs. no thanks, i'll pick hatate.

>>45463520
Child egg
You're now a father, congratulations!

>>45463244
Counterpoint: Wing quality. It's good to enjoy chowing down on your tengu's wives eggs, but the wings are where it's all at. They're a source of a tengu's pride and can tell you much about their health. A tengu in poor health like Hatate will have her feathers lack a shine and will be off color or even spotty. They in general will shed more often. But a tengu in good health will have nice shiny feathers that are a consistent dark black and will shed less. Obviously a tengu with more muscular wings will be healthier then one with weaker wings. A Tengu's fine motor control over them is also something to look out for. While some will say it doesn't matter because it's all genetic and can't be changed, wing size is important. Sure, they all say size doesn't matter, but do you want your tengu wife to be unable to cover you with her wings?

Did you know wings are not only used for flight, but to attract mates as well? In fact even humans seem to have a fondness or them despite not really understanding the importance of a nice set of wings. So be careful if a tengu asks you to touch her wings.

>>45463787
I am going to kiss Aya's wing like she's a feathery journo princess!

>>45463244
>Megumu: Jumbo
Imagine hearing loud grunts from another room as Megumu uses all her strength to push a huge egg out of her cloaca!

>>45463592
>>45463960
Do you think Megumu will completely 180 and get all mushy and submissive while holding the egg?
It's both her and your precious baby after all.

>>45432301
I will marry aya, our love is bigger than our racism

>>45466273
You mean its our precious dinner.

>>45466273
Mushy maybe but not submissive I think.

>>45466273
she would stop herself, make sure the both of you are absolutely, positively alone, then melt into a mushy bird puddle.

>>45466273
>>45466312
>>45466328
She'd wrap both you and the egg in a wing burrito and not let you go
This would also help keep the egg warm

>>45466312
>>45466328
>>45466350
Her future will be constant charisma breaks
The ceo of tengu racism, reduced to a crying mess whenever her daughter does anything

>>45466709
Damn racist tengu needs motherhood correction...

>>45463960
Megumu's mineshaft of a vagina, routinely getting destroyed by ostritch tier eggs...

>Megumu will never make you clean off the juices of her freshly laid egg with your tongue

>>45467492
"Who are you quoting, you filthy human commoner?" is what she would say when seeing your post.

>>45466709
This is a trait shared by all hags. A shame Yukari will NEVER experience this.

>>45467822
Ran won't be so smug when Yukari informs her she's having octuplets (its my fault)

>>45463169
Still lower in the class hierarchy then Megumu at least

>>45463550
Youkai recovery ensures she'll return to normal extremely quickly

>>45463169
Only Hatate can born into privilege and fall from the top of the Tengu society all the way into becoming a shut-in NEET working an entry level job.

>>45469098
how would Hatate cope with being dumped in the outside world
she goes from being privileged to having to squeeze out some human's brats for a meal ticket and shelter

>>45472782
>meal ticket and shelter
Excuse you she would be in a nest made of blankets in my room watching anime and playing games like the NEET she is in between raising our offspring and cuddling them lovingly

>>45477162
those poor children

>>45466709
She hates her mom because she buys into the husband kidnapping stories of old and doesn't believe either her mom or dad when they say it was consensual

>>45477798
More like she spends nearly every hour of every day trying to avoid her mom's incessant need to cuddle the little ball of down she is.
The only reason she can get away is because there are other balls of down who couldn't
Such is the life of Megumu's daughters, doomed to be cuddled silly and covered in lipstick marks

>>45478153
That's kind of gay.

>>45432301
I know we all like to joke about tengu female x human male but is there any instance of such a relationship existing in actual japanese myths? I know there is plenty of stories about human males x kitsune females but tengu females???

>>45478468
Asking for a "friend," tengu-anon? You don't have to be jealous of the kitsune.

>>45478468
Yeah, me and my tengu wife.

>>45478468
Aren't tengu historically portrayed as male? Naturally there won't be stories of marrying one. They fly in and molest your wife.

>>45478468
Not that I can think of, Tengu are usually presented as male, and like most myths which involve male Youkai and human women it involves rape.
Although female Youkai overall do get depicted as liking human men, usually as a mythological orgin story or as some sort of tragic romance.
So it's possible, plus with the Hakurei barrier making the Youkai able to control them selves without being entirely at the mercy of human beliefs it's not impossible to have a non-tragic romance with a Youkai woman.

>>45478468
There's always a first time

>>45482048
if old style verified man eaters could sometimes take a husband, modern civilized youkai should be fine
They'd be a hellishly difficult catch though, immortals don't come cheap

>>45478468
Not romantic nor human male on tengu female, but Sojobo and Minamoto no Yoshitsune are a thing.

>>45486459
>Sojobo and Minamoto no Yoshitsune
talk about

>>45486502
Long story short, Yoshitsune (human) had his father killed by an enemy clan, and Sojobo (daitengu) trained him in martial arts to help him get his revenge.

>>45482861
I will simply look her in the eye and say I have no issues woth or lingering insecurities about pegging or prostate play. That always catches bitches.

>>45486618
This would make a good anime

>>45486618
Would Megumu do the same if you asked her for help?

>>45486835
Megumu would declare that your revenge should start with increasing the size of your family with strong offspring, and help in that manner.

>>45486844
After a few dozen tengu kids, revenge might stop seeming so important...

>>45486844
Can the fox help too?

>>45486970
No, but she will watch.

>>45487062
>tubefox has to watch Megumu's family grow
>but she can't have any kids of her own
>sanity slowly draining

Yeah what if I want to have a family with the tubefox, huh?

>>45488477
just as nature intended

>>45488665
If nature didn't want me to sex the tubefox then it shouldn't have made her so damn sexy

smelly birds

What would it be like to have Aya move in? She'd probably spend all day on Yokai mountain, so you'd never see her.

how do i stop accidentally seducing Tengu?

>>45432301
does gensokyo have castle doctrine? asking for a villager boy

>>45498659
If you somehow manage to hurt the speed-of-sound serial rapist, then sure.

>>45498632
Grab one and cuddle them real tightly
That way its a proposal instead of seduction

>>45498966
She will pretend to be defeated just for you while her clothes are the only thing damaged and then keep leading the conversation back to how you should claim her body as her victory prize. If you refuse for too long she goes back to raping you as punishment for being a herbivore or homosexual.

>>45499344
This post reeks of unfertilized eggs. Who told the tengu about this place?

>>45498632
Once you have a tengu move in with you, they will inexplicably know you're taken and stop harassing you. However, every tengu from that point will know exactly how you perform in bed. Strange how tengu work.

>>45499399
Your vigilance can't end there. Tengu are obsessed with romantic dramas in a way that would make the French blush. Specifically they're very interested in the idea of those of higher rank claiming their subordinate's husbands. If you're dating a low rank tengu you better watch out, higher rankers and even their bosses will be looking to claim you. Always be aware of their hat color before you accept invitations out!

>>45499383
Misbehaving tengu get to stay outside.

>>45503228
post the rest

If canon Aya is flat as a board, how come she looks so good with huge knockers?

>>45507232
Because your brain is cum

>>45507232
She doesn't, saggers are cringe.

>>45507232
She does, saggers are amazing.

>>45507367
Saying cringe is cringe.

>>45507232
Because every woman is improved by large breasts.

>>45507232
Because all flying birds have a large breast area

>>45486727

Okay we know tengu like to rape and sexually assault human men, but why do some of the tengu have penises? What gives? I thought male tengu weren't that numerous, or in some cases even exist.

>>45507232
Aya is aerodynamic

Why is Aya a Tengu?

Has anyone ever really thought about this?

>>45509114
Cuz her mom and dad were tengus.

>>45509114
Can we stop her from being a tengu?

>>45509399
encourage her to commit acts of terrorism (the daitengu shut her newspaper down)

>>45509241
>The Tengus

You can instantly defeat a tengu by telling them you love them and you want to marry them.

>>45510497
Okay, lemme try it...

>>45510550
guys, it works! I survived the tengu rape! If you're a human male make sure to say that to a tengu, best choice I've ever made!

>>45467453
It's okay, she's a yokai, I'm sure she can tighten down for sex.

If you let a tengu abduct you and offer no resistance but then when they get you somewhere private and alone you turn the tables and rape them, do you win?

>>45510497
Bad advice, I defeated too many Tengu and now they won't let me leave.

Thread's not dying, merely asleep.

>>45510631
Good luck trying since they're stronger than you by a lot

What about meeting a tengu at one of the monthly tengu-human mixers (free drinks for human men btw), taking things slow, then eventually marrying her and fully consensually having a big, happy family together? What about that, huh?

>>45524108
LEWD

Would lord tenma be mad if I knocked up the whole tengu tribe like some kind of warlord from antiquity?

Who needs Tengu when they're so many cute woman in the village?
Here come some now! I'm going to invite them for tea over for tea!

>>45524614
Anon went missing that night, and some months later the tengu village experienced a population boom

>>45526341
What's the artist? Saucenao and Jewgle Lens give me nothing.

>>45526414
anon it's ai, the main artist tag I used was fuukadia_(narcolepsy) if that's what you want

>>45526414
i've been swindled

>>45526520
Is it really that hard to admit your tastes are not actually above being pandered to by machine?
I swear there's something in the monkey brain which tends to sour any sort of creative work once one realizes it was produced without any (human) actually caring about one's personal tastes or putting in any appreciable effort.

The picture of aya is just as real either way for you to enjoy.

>>45526481
Oh. I stared at it for a solid minute to figure out whether it was AI or not and I was convinced it wasn't, that's why I asked. Time to start questioning my humanity.

>>45526600
It's not so much that it was made by AI, it's that there isn't an artist to track down and find more works from them. "Oh it's AI" is the end of the road, no finding an author name and tracking down a pixiv or booru collection, that's just it. With AI getting better it's harder to distinguish what's "real" and what's not, which leads to people fruitlessly chasing sauce that doesn't exist because there is no artist. At least he gave us the artist tag that was influencing the style, sometimes you don't even get that and for whatever reason some people are really cagey about the magic incantation they used to invoke the machine to generate that image.
On a side note, on my way to find the sauce of that image I found a lot more images of Aya laying eggs than holding them. Anyway, have an egg.

>>45526414
>>45526520
Hehehehe, hook, line, and sinker.

Coincidentally, I also made some AIyas today. Just a lot less wholesome.

>>45530049
Very nice color scheme.

>>45526481
>>45526520
>>45530049
Third tengu game soon? A new tengu character who teams up with Nitori to make AI pictures to generate fake news.

>>45530049
>I
>also
>made

>>45530224
We already have a third crow tengu character, and she just so happens to also be best tengu.

>>45530049
>Just a lot less wholesome.
my benis disagrees

>>45530049
Thanks for making this AIya, dude.

>>45530049
>I
>made

>>45432301

the 'gu

>>45540885
Their skirts are so short, I can only conclude that they know what they are doing.

>>45540885
Marriage.

>>45540885
where blaya

>>45540902
The only 2hu to wear a shorter skirt, is eiki, she's actually pretty tall but her skirt is so short it makes her look tiny.

>>45541082
And Eiki has the gall to lecture Aya over erotic outfits.

>>45540902
They like to live dangerously.

>>45542203
This damn dog is marking my Christmas present!

>>45540885
Dibs on the wolf

>>45544529
Whores!!

>>45463787
Unironically touching the base of a bird's wings will activate thier mating instincts. If you think normal tengu are dangerous rapists, just imagine what they're like after a bit of wingplay.

>>45557807
That sounds amazing. Just give the tengu of your choice some wingplay and she'll be all over you.

10gu

buoybies

Would you buy tengu milk if Megumu told you to?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4565996

>>45572033
Put a picture of the tengu on thr carton and its done

>>45572033
I'd buy it without her telling me to

>>45570996
Yukiusagi doing Touhou again? Yes, please but drop the lightsaber censorship, REEEE

>>45573227
Momiji is a Jedi...

>>45572033
I don't always drink tengu milk, but when I do, it's Megumilk straight from the tap.

>>45573227
How does she fly so fast with those hips. They don't seem very aerodynamical.

>>45574866
anon, that's a wolf tengu, they run

>>45574866
it's not meant to be aerodynamic, it's to help her run better

>>45573227
momiji would never stutter like this
she'd never use a bitch ass katana, she uses a fucking huge sword

>>45510739
You're supposed to defeat only one. The one you defeated would have protected you from the others

AIya ass...

>>45583214
Do NOT spank it!

>>45583548
You couldn't even if you tried, she's too fast.
That's what her smug face is saying.

>>45585038
No, she's smug cause she knows you can't resist, giving her an excuse to move into your home. Citing that you should "take responsibility."

>>45583214
dude, you broke her wings

>>45587602
Gotta hold unto something when proneboning her man.

>>45583214
*spanks*
>>45583548
What now?

All I want for Christmas is for these tengu to respect me for at least one day of the year.

>>45601479
You get to be on top on Christmas. Leg-locking is still mandatory, though.

I want to pimp Aya out to my hood

Erotic christmas dresses turned out to be rather impractical in snow...

>>45604031
senmura's bodies are so great
god I want to fuck this megumu for the entirety of boxing day

>>45432301

>>45583214
who's the artist?

>>45604031
Isn't she cold?

>>45618789
She is. Why don't you go and heat her up?