/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45505240
I can't read

the only thing i want to read is hatate's cute hand.

yeah, if I want facts a month after it's faded from relevancy
look, I'm only subscribing to the newspaper who's owner will show me her panties, and aya seems like the easier lay

Very bakkoi

>>45505351

>aya seems like the easier lay

No, Aya requires that you subscribe to her newspaper to fuck her. On the other hand, Hatate will get in bed with you regardless of whether you subscribe to her or not.

>>45505621
hatate won't get in bed with you, since you won't even see her. She only leaves her fucking bunker in youkai mountain to get the print shop to print her outdated newspaper
she probably doesn't even distribute it, but makes someone else do it

>>45505240
i like hatate

>>45505240
What's the comic section like?

I only read Bunbunmaru for the comic strips. Sorry, Hatate, your's just don't cut it for me.

Imagine marrying Hatate and living a comfy, borderline NEET life at the most bottom rung of the tengu society, financed entirely with welfare, Hatate's meager newspaper income, and whatever odd jobs you occasionally manage to find.

>>45505240
Don't buy her lazy clickbait opinion based 'news' it'll never be real journalism like actually getting out of the basement and reporting things on the ground as you see them. If you don't buy the Kakashi Spirit then this filthy shut-in NEET will have to actually go out there and get a job, not buying it and subscribing to the Bunbunmaru over it is a moral duty.

>>45505261
is President Bush there?

>>45512266
Speaking of Bush I'm baffled democrats like him and Cheney now.

>>45511429
I only read the far more trustworthy Fairy Times instead of those awful tengu newspapers.

Hatate's paper rises about the competition just as the noble and majestic BBC towers above lesser penises.

>>45512293
Well compared to Trump anyways, even Romney can't stand the guy

>>45512438
BBC posting...

>>45512462
How many wars did Trump start?

>>45512489
>>45512462
>>45512293
>>45512266
Remind me where it says to discuss 00's american politics?
Post Hatate, other 10gu or GTFO.

>>45512788
Suck tengu futacock

>>45505240
*desparate for tengu pussy voice* tell me more about this story?

>>45512974
>tengu pussy voice
What does a tengu pussy sound like?

>>45512409
Are you a fairy?

>>45513543
No, I'm attracted to women.

>>45513554
Only fairies are allowed to read Fairy Times, so I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

>>45513543
He is a fairy.

>>45513564
Nice try, Hatate, but the delivery fairies are always cheerful and eager to see me on their paper route.
No amount of tengu tricks will lead me astray, and it won't be long until everyone moves over to a real quality paper like this one.

>>45513564
What kind of articles does the Fairy Times have? What is its general slant?

>>45519718
The subscription fees are substantial and most of the money generated from them goes directly to the owner, Ms. Sapphire.

>>45505240
I do not want facts. I want news that confirms my biases and makes me feel good. I will subscribe to Bunbunmaru

>>45519718
News about what's going on the fairy world. It is slanted towards traditional fairy values.

>>45519718
It is an excellent source of information if you want to know what the weather will be like in some of the most popular fairy playgrounds. No other newspaper does that.

>>45519718
What the others said, plus you might want to watch out for articles by the columnist "Starr", as she gives great advice on what to do when you're caught by a human man.

>>45521094
>Starr
Why does Ringo write for the Fairy Times?

>>45521158
W-Who knows why moon rabbits do anything? Hahaha...

>>45521200
Are you a moom rabbit?

>>45519718
It is about pranks mostly.

>>45513274
when I'm screwing one? Like the smackinf of lips
really wet and sloppy

>>45505240
the only thing i want to read is hatate's cute hand.

>>45513274
echoy

Hataterz