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If Youmu, the softest touhou, is only half-ghost while Yuyucow is all ghost... shouldn't fatso be the softest instead?

I bet youmu sniff yuyuko's underwear when she does the laundry

Stop with this faggotry.

It seems like Youmu is an inquisitive, bright young girl, but almost every time she asks Yuyuko a question she gets some silly non-answer. You'd think she'd stop asking.

>>4549718

Why would ghosts need underwear anyways?

>>4549717


...yes. I wanna grab Yuyu's tiuhts.

ghost tits

>>4549733
To help keep their ectoplasm warm.

half-sperm fuck yeah

>>4550070
me on the left

>>4550212
Doesn't that mean you're also on the right?

>>4550258

That's silly, ghosts can't eat anything.

>>4550218
>>4550212
MINDBLOWN

>>4549733
Yuyuko doesn't wear panties/bras anyway.
Her Japanese clothes have two layers. The white layer under the blue one is her "underwear".
See image

>>4550293
Wearing socks but no real underwear seems a bit off.

>>4550318

I like socks.

>>4550293
>not the GIF surprise

Yuyuko is very lovely and I wish to make her my wife.

>>4550353
I don't think that would be a simple procedure. I mean you would have to kill yourself on the off chance your after life is in Gensokyo and not in some weird place in the clouds full of fat winged shota, then somehow convince the Highest judge of Paradise that you want to go to Hakugyokurou, then get past Youmu and even when you would get there, there's a great chance Yuyuko wouldn't be even slightly interested in you and killing you (again mind you) in a danmaku battle where you wouldn't even stand a chance.

>>4550391

What are you talking about? It's nothing but fun times and tea parties down there.

>>4550391
A man's gotta try, right?

>>4550414
That's what they say in the brochure but there's actually quite a bit of bureaucracy before you get there. You would probably even have to get a danmaku licence before you would be able to even challenge anyone to a battle.

>>4549691
thank you for linking that shitty "sucks to be you" song to touhou for me

>>4550293

>>4550522

There's something missing.

>>4550541
Oh, come now. You don't want to see her big veiny penis.

>>4550541
Her clothes?

>>4550552
Maybe you don't.

>>4550541
Her clothes?

>>4550522
Perfection the image.

>>4550557

Get back to work, Youmu.

>>4550391
You underestimate the power of the human spirit. Food for thought: Yuyuko was a human.

>>4550522
>>4550344
>>4550293

>>4550591

Yuyuko was probably just as fat and lazy as she is now.

>>4550591
Yuyuko was a human who caused people to die spontaneously, I don't think she's a representative sample.

>>4550599

Fat AND lazy.

>>4550602
just like me <3

>>4550599
People aren't just born that way. You get there by developing powers, and such a thing can even happen in real life.

>>4550627
I thought conventional wisdom was that she couldn't help it and that's why she killed herself and through Yukari's borderhax that is how she became princess of the Netherworld.

My mind is too tainted with having read dozens of doujinshi that I don't know whether this is canon or not.

>>4550642

>conventional wisdom
>canon
>touhou

>>4550642
Destiny had a place for her. Destiny has a place for everyone with willpower, ability, and courage. Go get shit done, Anonymous, and destiny will have a place for you too.

>>4550661
>reaction images

>>4550661
DEM EYEBROWS

>>4550676

>reaction image

Sa~ku~ya~! They're doing reaction images, and leaving me out of it!

>>4550680
>eyebrows

she's friends with yukarin, that explains the bitchness

>>4550690

>>4550591
good lord, source of that pic??

>>4550701
>Japanese bird eyebrows.jpg

>>4550705
get the fuck out

>>4550714
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Hot_Dog_Chuck#Flower_That_Blooms_in_the_Gap_of_the_Heart_.282006-08-13..
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How does one become a half-human,half-ghost

>>4550717

>>4550466
Oh fuck you! now it's stuck in my head!

>>4550744
Well when a human and a ghost love each other very much they hug and kiss. But sometimes they also want more and even want to have children. Now the only way they can make it work is by the way of sexual intercourse (nonlewd of course). After a while a halfbreed human and ghost is born.

>>4550776

>>4550744
Infuse your DNA with ectoplasm.

>>4550786
>>4550776
Oh god i want MOAR!!!

>>4550801

Shut up, Danny Phantom.

>>4550776
>sexual intercourse (nonlewd of course).
You lost me.

>>4550776
>*panic peeing*
Best sound effect or best sound effect?

>>4550981
Bestest

It would be quite nice to have a ghost-half,
then it wouldn't be ronery most of the time

>>4551021
that would be awesome-soft i suppose?

>>4551021
For once in my life I don't wish to be the little girl.

I wish to be the little Myon.

;_;

>>4549691
Oh it sucks for youmu~
A gardener of many, it is true~
When she gets a bit of luck,
her boss will eat it up!
Oh it sucks for youmu~

>>4551040
but wouldn't she be able to feel this on either half? she is that myon isn't she, and that myon is her. sooo isn't that a win-win situation?

>>4551064
Regardless, I'd rather have her holding me like that with us being separate people. I'd never feel lonely at night again. The memory would keep me company even if she didn't.

>>4551030
yes, that would be awesome soft, hugging your spirit half.