/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I claim this thread in the name of the Chief Goddess and the Order.

Posting jinko since I got beaten to making the thread.

>>45488586
Bless you, Jinkos are lovely.

Posting dickpics on 4mon and then airplane modi'ng your dynamic IP so Monsters can't track you!

Special delivery

watch out for mistletoe
passing under counts as consent

>>45488586
Too furry

Imagine having some different dimension supernatural being that spent Billions of years devouring other planes of realities to be your maid just because she got bored of being evil and wants to find love

>>45488586
good morning sir

>>45488814

>>45488814
imagine if you unknowingly keep saving the world from a mad shoggy
>"hmm...maybe ill go get burgers for dinner"
>shoggy starts thinking of ways to destroy every burger joint
>"nah...lets just have shogloaf again"
>shoggy forgets about those silly burger joints and smugly smiles

>>45488688
>Don't notice the mistletoe and walk under it
>Mucus toad extra smug as she points it out
A quick peck on the cheek or a hug is ok, but who allowed those devious French kisses that leave you breathless?

I will not go outside during christmas
There are hags out there
I will stay inside where its safe
Even if the heating is broken

>>45488865
>Be french
>Never had a french kiss
>Doesn't even know what is a french kiss
It's so frogging over

>>45488860
Don't tell me she wouldn't make her mastah some shogburgers.

>>45488885
shogloaf has genuinely poisoned my brain

>>45488883
A human French kiss is probably overrated.
Monstrous tongue French kisses on the other hand got to be a life-changing experience.

>>45488880
Christmas is not about gift giving, food and watching movies. It's about LOVE.
You will feel love from the desperate lonely hags out there who'll marry the first boy who smiles at them.

>>45488996
Yeah that's why I will spend it alone in my dark flat with (you)s as my companions. Thanks for the reminder

>>45488908
shogbrain

how does one lose to shogs?

>>45489017
Who needs meds when you can achieve shogbrain instead?
Being able to taste colors is a nice bonus too.

>>45489048
>Hire shog maid
>She slowly replaces everything with shog
>By the time you notice, the entire house is shog
>She fed you so much shog that there is no turning back
Get yourself a kiki or imp maid if that's too scary for you.

>>45489090
i want a greenworm maid

Best monster for this look?
>Bushy eyebrows
>Large round glasses
>Long twintails
>(optional) freckles
I'm thinking holst.

>>45489136
nerdy rata

>>45489136
Witch and Dark Mage obviously.

>>45489132
She'd make a good maid as long as you let her snack on the job, and have someone else do the cooking.

What's the present?

>>45489174
greenworm use would be only for trimming the hedges

>>45489181
cat detecter

I want a masochistic dark valkyie

>>45489151
I can already imagine her being clumsy and always needing to push her glasses back up.
>She's a journalist for some niche hobby who's way too passionate about it

>>45489164
Of course they'd look great, but they're too vanilla.

>>45489181
smol manticorebab furball

>>45489181
>Not her tail in a box
It's gonna be a dissapointment regardless.

>>45489190
Don't underestimate how hard working greenworms are, just promise her a crate full of fresh veggies and she'll make your house sparkling clean.

I got that dog in me
rather, I got me in that dog literally
help please she's squeezing me dry like a toothpaste tub

>>45489192
is this a cat

>>45489221
>feed greenworm the weggies
>now she is all stuffed and lazy
>try to poke or pick her up to work
>mweeeeeeeeeeh
yeah great idea

git gud

>>45489236
Squish the worm anon

>>45489248
she vomited

>>45489233
You were asking for it.

>>45489234
Felines and fast and agile creatures. This got to be a cow or something.

>>45489234
is this a cat?

>>45489234
No, that's a fat nigger

>>45489293
You found a taco cat, lucky.

>>45489308
is she a rare kot drop?

>>45489293
>>45489308
>Best tummy in the game
>Delicious cuisine
>Cat
What's more to love?

>>45489293
is this a cat?

>>45489322
>Househusband and being a slave
They're a few cons (or pros for some)

>>45489366
The best cat even.

>>45489385
>Househusband
Tacokots love being bottomed and treat the family unit equally (husband and wife have equal responsibilities)
>Slave
Where? All they care about is pleasuring their husband and showing him affection for their goddess.

Get a tacokot today.

>>45489366
Shove some catnip in her face and see how she reacts.

>>45489385
I only see positives

>>45489366
>>45489388
Can't be a cat, she doesn't purr.

>>45489385
Oh now I don't have to wageslave anymore and instead a woman who is bound to be 100% loyal and love me forever does it, the horror.

remember, the more dhamps a vampire has the less her opinion matters in undead society

>>45489366
The tail and claws suggest yes
but does a real cat wear pyjamas, maybe not

>>45489396
You're taken against your will to get sacrificed and integrated into a matriarchal society. You're reduced into her bitch boy in front of the whole city.
>>45489403
Good for you

>>45489411
She still makes cute noises so she gets a pass.

>>45489429
>"Husbands who are united with an ocelomeh are treated respectfully as members of that ocelomehs family and are usually integrated into the community."
>"Men are not to be slighted in their daily lives, so they can play a special role in the community, start a shop etc. without problems."
anon this isn't how ocelomeh societies work

>>45489420
I mean, dhamps are proof that a vampire was so horny for human cock she couldn't even wait a few more months for him to incubize properly.
Meanwhile high society undeads have been waiting centuries for their fated husband.

>>45489420
>>45489465
>high matriarch of the night
>five dhamps and a son later
>treated no better than a tavern zombie

>>45489460
>Men and women 19th century's roles are reversed
I already know that.

>>45489434
Chuffing noises are indeed cute, but they do remind you that you're dealing with an apex predator who could tear any beast to shreds with her claw and fangs.

>>45489460
>can rise to position of head priest or chief
>can also just stay at home and cuddle wife all day
dragonia has nothing on the tacokot floating cities

>>45489578
You can't become a priest or anything higher in the hierarchy than rag seller. What can't you understand in matriarchy?

Man join the Cockatrice empire instead you get to be the fastest in all existence and rule as a king. Bonus you get to plow into Cockatrices and have many of them as wives too.

>>45489532
>Being reminded of the power of your girl
This is a kino experience.
>You see your elf who always lets you tease her with a smug smile get genuinely angry at something one day and in a fit of pique yells a curse in elvish
>The sky is split apart in a freak lightning storm that has countless scrabbling to put out the wildfires she just created

>Your beargirl GF gets irritable while out on your walk and starts rubbing up against a tree on instinct, at least twice as wide as she is, and snaps the thing from the base
>Amidst the startling cacophony in the woods, she meekly asks you to scratch her back.

>Lava Golem neet gets camped for the nth time in a row
>You're glad that since she's found you, she's had the mana to spare to bless the majority of the surroundings with immunity to her lava, but it doesn't save the area from the seismic activity.

>>45489578
>tacokot floating cities
>The city center is covered in gold
>They domesticated huge birds as a form a transport
>The shamans use elaborate rituals to bring water
>They even have a road to the surface ground

>>45489661
It's stuff like this that makes me an air pirate afficianado

>>45489661
i was thinking more the kind of city that's built ontop of a lake but this is cool too.

>>45488848
>Whispers in your head now cure mental issues instead.
Alright.

>>45489681
Oh right, the real South-Americans built these

>>45489699
We can have both.
All the tacokots need to do is to entice some gremlins to do it via tech, or just keep increasing their numbers until they can do it with faith powers

>>45489719
>collecting followers to your religion so you can have miracle cities
And thus a new RTS game was born

>>45489726
>>45489719
The Anubis have been doing this for millenias, tacos need to catch up.

>>45489661
>>45489719
>Tacokot floating city flies over your own
>Kidnapped by tacokot air pirates
>Taken aboard their flying fortress
>Supposed to be very intimidating
>Really just feels like a cruise line
>Most days just sit about lounging in the sun on the deck with ocelomeh wife

>You will never raid a flying city with the sole purpose of breaking the core crystal and making it fall from the sky
Buff order

>>45489736
>Be king anon
>Have been sending ships to !newworld in hopes of finding that sweet, sweet gold
>Ships haven't been coming back
>"Must be because there's so much gold they're having trouble fitting it all in" you think to yourself
>Do wish your conquistadors would write
>Go out on the balcony and look through spyglass
>See speck on horizon
>Speck is getting bigger
>...
>is that a flying city?
>...
>Is it made of gold!?
>...
>Are those cat people!?
>...
>ARE THOSE YOUR CONQUISTADORS WEARING A PIRATE HAT!?
at least king anon got his gold (and a tacokot princess to boot)

>>45489773
And lost his kingdom, army, race and power. Great indeed.

>>45489773
>Reverse gender role and now reverse colonialism
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>45489773
Sunset Invasion intensifies

>>45489420
>>45489488
>she isn't respected enough to get any maid applications
>has to do all the cooking and cleaning herself
>she stopped wearing her expensive gowns because she's afraid of them getting damaged and not being able to fix them
>she starts wearing normal dresses instead
>she starts enjoying cooking
>she experiments with all sorts of dishes to see how it makes hubby's blood taste change
>always asks for his permission before sucking blood
>she doesn't have to worry about the other dhampir trashing her house because they all see her as "the cool mom"
>at first she was miserable because her loss of status
>she hated not having the respect of her peers
>but she sees her darling husband, her sweet daughters, and cute son and she can't imagine living without them
>she may not be the Queen of the Night anymore, but is that a bad thing?
>maybe humans aren't so bad
>maybe the other vampires are too stuck up to admit they're lonely and want what she has
>she starts letting her daughters' friends stay over in exchange they help maintain the mansion
>hands out snacks during their chuuni vampire hunting planning sessions
>she keeps casually mentioning names of old vamp friends of hers who stopped talking to her and are still "proud vampires" who refuse to breed with a mere human
>she becomes the unofficial "vampire hunter guild" leader
>she acts suprised when the former friend falls from grace due to giving birth to a dhampir
>she tries to reconnect with her former friends after their scandals
>welcomes them back with open arms
>she slowly corrupts them into being happy housewives just like her
>eventually hubby incubizes
>she gives birth to first vamp daughter
>for some reason she has pink hair
>she grows up to be the first of the Eros undead faction

>>45489773
>>45489836
>One week you're living in the Kingdom of Anongard
>The next you're part of the Great Tako Empire
>Your city must now send a fixed number of virgin men to the !newworld
Hey, at least taxes are gone and you can ask for a state provided kot.

>>45489889
>>she doesn't have to worry about the other dhampir trashing her house because they all see her as "the cool mom"
The greatest upside. Few dhampirs brag about having a vampire mom they love.

>>45489789
Diplomatic ending.
>City touches down
>Anon prepares his army and approaches with elite bodyguard, sword in hand to stop the traitorous wretches even leaving the city
>But then, conquistador descends down gangway with a grin on his face
>He's carrying a chest of gold!
>And not just him either, several of the strange cat people also come bearing gifts!
>Sweet tasting spices, this weird but sweet brown drink, not to mention heaps of gold!
>One of the girls,in a fancy religious head dress thing, whispers to your chief conquistador
>"She says she hopes these are worthy gifts for the king. Though the gold is plentiful, and they haven't much use for it themselves, they are glad you like it. They are most curious about these stone buildings and castles of yours. They say they are very impressive and pretty."
>Ask why the hell they came with a floating fortress
>Conquistador translates to ocelomeh, who's ears flatten in response
>"Uh.. They were hoping to find husbands here, as we are the only men they've seen in decades. Not many conquistadors to go around so... can they stay? They're more than happy to work as soldiers and donate their gold in exchange."
>Coffers have been running low since you bet the house on all those treasure fleets
>And they do look pretty strong...
>AND there's a kind of cute one in the back, hiding behind the scary looking temple guard.

>>45489904
Cuck mentality, unironically.

all your children will be cows

>>45490108
Well I'm not gonna milk them. They can get the boy next door to do that.

>>45490108
Your terms are acceptable.

>>45489944
Taking over a human country through marriages and gifts is definitely the prefered method of conquest. Even savages try diplomacy first.

>>45490108
>Echidna gives birth to widly different species
>They only share one common trait
>Massive milky mammaries

>>45489944
>King anon telling tacokot princess about boring court business

>>45490268
Her tail is wagging, she's about to punce

>>45489949
Based

The reason why vampires are so haughty is because they tend to sleep for so long that linguistic shift happens while they sleep. Imagine you wake up and everyone, even "old" people suddenly speak like obnoxious 12 year old zoomers. You'd have hard time respecting anybody if you didn't want to scratch your ears off whenever they speak.

>>45490387
nah look at that nervous body language, poor thing cant muster the courage to even try a "yawn and put arm around the king's back", let alone punce

>>45490169
>>Echidna gives birth to widly different species
>>They only share one common trait
This is my echidna headcannon now. No matter how differnet the species might be, the daughters of an echidna always share a very easily identifiable trait, which is slightly different from their mother's, but equally shared among the siblings.

>>45490108
Well yeah I’d be a little freaked out if my Holstaur wife suddenly started giving birth to Harpies or Lamia or whatever.

>>45489836
Bro's probably mentally ill or a seething south American

>>45488880
Apopcicle’s heating is broken too, she needs someone to brave the blizzard and come warm her up

>>45490522
There is only two ways this can end
>A brave man saves that snake and offers her a warm Christmas full of love
>The bitter frost and loneliness break the snake and cause her to become a super villain

>>45490486
Imagine meeting a bubbly tomboy swan harpy who wears an eyepatch.
After getting close enough to her, she wants to show you what's under it : a terrifying, glowing red and gold eye.
She inherited it from her mother; all her sisters have that same evil eye too.

>>45490665
Let me guess, her name is megumin?

im your wife now nerd

>>45490684
I wouldn't want an echidna momster who is obsessed with explosions.

>>45490459
Eheh poke her side

Look after any gadgets you get this christmas.
A toaster is for life.

>>45490716
She isn't even trying to gaslight me; this marriage is falling apart.

>>45490716
>shut your ass up or im gonna punt you a like a football!

>>45490815
I would like to return this toaster--it only has one slot and it is way too small for even 1 slice of bread.
Also, it REALLY doesn't like toasting bread even after I cut it in half to fit.

>>45490815
This is why you should never accept large giftboxes.
Automatons, Kikis, Shogs, Kobolds and even Elves are among the most popular gifts during the Christmas season.

why not stick in sluge

>>45490901
I would accept a kiki, my flat need some deep cleaning. I can provide her a computer, food,hot water and enough room to build her den

>>45490901
>It's Christmas morning!
>You're at your parents' house because family.
>There's a present for you next to the tree, and it's the size of a refrigerator.
>You secretly hope it IS a refrigerator since yours is old AF.
>It does vibrate a little now and again.
>And it giggles sometimes.
>Your parents swear up and down they had nothing to do with it, and they keep insisting you're pranking THEM somehow.
>You'll find out at gift-opening, after a hearty Christmas breakfast--pancakes AND French toast!

>>45488683
lmao
btw when did ln make this? seems fairly recent

>>45491058
Towards the end of last thread.

>>45491058
Right there >>45487480

>>45489904
Congratulations, now you have invited the wrath of the main government when they fins out of your failed mission and are now sending another expeditionary force to specifically eliminate You and your turncoat comrades.

>>45490901
>gift box teleporting directly into lonely men's houses

>>45490930
A fair point.

>>45488683
But the pizza fucks up my carb intake...

>>45490993
>>45491057
btw didnt someone draw a Kiki wearing a christmas ribbon with heartpupils a long time ago?

>>45491120
Zarella, zarella
Pizza mozzarella

>somebody knocks on your door
>open it
>see this
what do?

>>45491166
Get hammered

>>45491166
>Yay! Free beer!

>>45491120
The sexercice offsets the carbs.

>>45491176
>>45491187
>Letting a reptile inside your house during the winter season
I hope you enjoy sharing your bed, she's not leaving.

>>45491166
look how fucking fat her tail is it takes entire corridor lenght in space mmm hot

>>45491203
>she's not leaving
Neither am I, except I need to go pick up a book from the post office that didn't fit in mail box

>>45491203
That's fine. I want a wife I can get smashed with
We will drink so many alcohol types and have so much drunk sex together

>>45491166
Drink and help her to find her fated one. I'm not him but I can help

Guava golem

>>45491204
Complimenting a girl's monstrous bits is the fastest way to be made into a loving husband and expecting father.

>>45491283
I hope you're not the kind of guy who sets up their friend just because he said something about wanting to get coiled.

Please remember that you should only do anal with monster girls, do not risk impregnating them.
I've been fucking this slime in the ass the entire time in order to make sure she never gets knocked up.

>>45491303
No, I just ask Eros herald for advices before setting you up

>>45491331
anon, slimes can't get pregnant, they reproduce through fragmentation.

>>45491378
>He doesn't know about the birds and the bees
Miss Wurm gives free classes if you need help

ocelomeh maths teacher

>>45491378
Monster propaganda.
She's not pregnant so my theory holds true. She even says so herself

>>45491507
i can count her jaguar spots

this will happen to all human women soon

>>45491395
That gazer is playing risky being in facesitting range.

>>45491551
> She's not pregnant

ask her if she'd be interested in a three-way between her, you and her

>>45491607
Unfair, they don't deserve it.

>>45491624
I did and now I she came back with her sister. They look almost exactly alike. Strange that.

Hellhound stink like shit. No thanks.
Give me clean snake instead. White snake that loves me very much. White snake that provides everything I need.

You boys should love for white snake. Thank you.

>>45491718

a friend to all monster girls i shall become

>>45491607
based

>>45491785
Very well said.

an enemy of all monster girls i shall become

>>45491607
>Village had a bad harvest
>Had to sell all their dairy livestock to survive the winter
>Generous donator from the city gifted them gallons of premium quality extra creamy milk
>A year later and all the women in the village are now holsts
>The economy is booming and population is growing for the first time in 70 years
They call it the "Bovine Curse" I call it the "Moo Blessing"

neutral to all monster girls i shall become

To any monstergirls I shall cum

monster girls i shall be (coming in)

Take me down to the beardise city where the girls are bears and the bears bear titties.

>>45491829
>Anon when he knocks on the door of the succ family's house

>>45491835
>Anon goes to Beardise city expecting bears, bears, and more bears
>It's actually a dwarven town where all the dwarf girls have beards

>>45491835
I'm writing a bear right now but she's got no city, she lives in a hollow in the tree of a Dryad

>>45491862
By beards you mean down there, right?

>>45491804
Good. They deserve it.

>>45491872
No, I mean facial hair beards. Monster girl dwarves with facial breads and mustaches.

>>45491616
>*eating range
fixed that for you

>p'orcer grilling hamburgers on a grill while naked
>p'orcer sweats on the burgers
>burgers have a hint of bacon flavor despite no bacon on the burgers

Why hasn't any big Japanese company try to mix idol culture and monster girls?
Idol culture prints money, but it's hard to carve a niche in that saturated market.
Monster girl is an established niche starved for high budget content.

>>45491909
>I spent so long in the thread I think monster girls are popular

>p'orcer grilling hamburgers on a grill while naked
>No respect for food safety, hygiene, or public decency
>Burgers are uneaten and have no flavour cause the health inspector stopped her

>>45491895
vore is /d/ faggotry, facesitting however is hot. Imagine her solving every argument she has with her friends using her superior assets.

>>45491919
Being naked in MGC is considered safe and traditional.

>>45491909
What do you think monster girl vtubers are?

>>45491871
It's more likely you're just talking about writing for engagement bait like we're on Twitter.

>>45491922
Whenever you're within 10' of a jabberwock's mouth, you are at risk of being vored. Getting in the face of one like Miss Gazer is just begging for her to do so.

>>45491931
I've been writing for these threads since 2014 but you're right I shouldn't talk about it until I publish it sorry

imma just eat out a p'orcer. then fuck her

>>45491945
Delicious ham

>>45491919
Health inspector has no jurisdiction on my lawn

I am chaos itself!

>>45491958
Hi Chaos! I'm Daisy!

>>45491919
P'orc sweat is considered a delicacy.

>>45491969
give an edgelord a wurm and watch him mellow out

>>45488579

>>45491915
I'm sure a properly done monster girl project could get 2% of the audience any of the most popular projects in the same field get.
2% of a fuckton is still a lot.

>>45491929
Good point.

you give a man a fish...
and you will give him a wife
you teach a man to fish...
and he can feed his wife
fish

>>45491969
I read this in princess daisy’s voice.

>>45491945
>>45491953
Would you really be ok knowing you lost your virginity to a girl who goes "bui bui" when you slap her tits?

>>45492013
Yes. Gimme like 5 p'orcs that make the loudest squeals when groped or bred

>>45492013
yes, i like p'orcers, especially the fatties

You fucks wouldn’t really want p’orcs they’re mega bitches close to dark elf level.

>>45491994
This picture is a great example of why men can't resist evil women.
I do wanna see that massive axe in action though, and touch her fluffy ears too.

>>45492035
>Anon marries a Napoleonic wars Centaur
>She's very proud of all the paintings of her youthful self

>>45492013
No. I would be okay to losing my virginity to a group of them

>>45492060
I can resist evil women, because I believe in the power of God and friendship!

>>45492076
>Spoiler
You sound like the kind of guy who'd walk into a shady alley, right into a small bar and sit right into the group of monster girl regulars.

>>45492086
In other words... You can fix her?

>>45492100
>you can fix her
I know she might be a project but I got her to stop talking about 'dominating the world and raping the land of its wealth' so that's progress!

>>45492057
With elves you have to suck it up, with p'orcs a good strong dicking and they turn into sweethearts.

>>45491940
>I've been here since 2014
Good for you, now shut the fuck up unless you have something tangible to post.

>>45492057
Good dick goes a long way, ya know?

>>45492132
You seem upset.

>>45489773
I am loving all this tacokot love and greentexts

Thinkin' about how I need to cat proof, snake proof, and jabberwock proof my home, so that nothing comes in to eat my dormouse waif and daughterus.

>>45491953
This was better

>>45492253
You forgot hatter proof. But that's just run of the mill kidnapping to serve in her prison pot for a while.

A lot of you anons would lead a much healthier lifestyle if you had a genki kobold roommate
>Insists you go on runs (or walks) with her every morning
>Cooks you healthy meals
>Always inviting you to go play some sports with her

>>45492266
I disagree

>>45492276
I bet it's the hatters who keep throwing dormice into those giant tea pots.

>use necromancy
>forget to take off my cow sockets from my spellbook
>end up with this
sigh...

>>45492169
It's just the irish CWC angry at actual human beings again, while he isn't busy spamming furshit, trying to force mentally ill /trash/ memes and samefagging like crazy.

>>45492284
I'm not a white woman, no thanks.

I shall colonize the ocelomeh's womb and she shall reverse colonize my heart

>>45492358
I will happily wear her golden collar

i want haku taku sensei as my Christmas present but how?

>>45492324
I'm not the Mick but nice shooting Tex. I just don't like people engagement farming with shit like "I'm writing X and Y and Z" with nothing to show for it.

Is owning a pitbull the best anti-sabbath defense?

>>45491871
Ignore the mick. He likes to try to scare off writers.

>>45492579
I'm sure you contribute so much yourself, right? If anon wants to talk about what he's got going on, gauge interest, or hell maybe if he needs some motivation, he is very welcome to post.
I highly recommend NOT pissing off the people spending their free time trying to make content for everyone to enjoy.

Voting for the class prez to sit on my face

>>45492649
I don't think that's the class prez anon...

>>45492649
principle is not going to be happy with her get up, he's been on a bit of a war path over this sort of stuff

>>45492674
Principle is her uptight mom

>>45492680
nepotism at this school I swear...

>>45488996
What is an appropriate gift for the lonely single hag you got matched with in secret santa at the office

>>45492714
I'm gonna sexually harass this elf at the office.

>>45492698
I like the idea of an airheaded gyaru pharaoh who just barely manages to prevent her strict mom from finding out that she skips her student council meetings to ride her bf in the maintenance closet

>1 day relaxing with and playing games with a cu sith (no lewd)
>1 day getting bitched at and belittled by an atlach-nacha (no lewd)
>1 day of a really bad trip when inhaling hallucinogenic spores in the matango pit (no lewd)
Which poison would you prefer?

>>45492722
That is a pretty good gift. Would an elf get offended if you had her dress as a Christmas elf for the office party?

>>45489465
The oldest and most cock-starved vampires are the most likely to be turned into a dhampir factory when they finally get a man

>>45492760
>I just don't like dogs
>the post
Unless one of the other two is your fetish

>>45492760
First one obviously, I'm don't like cu but I despise mean whore more and I don't want another bad trip in my life.

>>45492817
Dogs are dirty and a menace.
And getting bullied by a spooder is kinda hot.

>>45492620
Skill issue if they take anything a random Anonymous says on 4chan at face value.

>>45490439
>Vampire goes to sleep in Dark Age Francia
>Wakes up in Baroque era France
>Doesn't understand why all the nobles are talking and dressing so funny
>Retreats to her neet cave to have a sulk

>>45492901
>>45488883
Kys fr*g

>>45491166
Impregnate the gyaru CC snake

Okay, but would you pity fuck a cu sith?

>>45492836
Cu Sith are probably the worst girl KC has ever released because they're simultaneously and paradoxically one of his best and worst canine girls.

>Straight upgrade to Kobold, making her at least top two canine monsters ( Tied with Anubis and slightly worse than Hellhound )
>Is a goddamned furry so she's automatically the worst girl of the category

>>45492922
Woah dude, reddit is down the hall on the left. Don't get lost next time, mmmkay?

>>45493000
Go back white flag monkey, your kind should be slaughtered

>>45492988
Nah, cait sith is worst alongside alp.

Cu sith has great personality. Which ignoring her appearance propels her into the top 10. Her appearance, like you say, drags her down significantly. But I'd still rate her in say the #50 to #75 range. This is just me, but I'd rather have a girl with a good personality that's ugly than a beautiful girl that's a total asshole or just dumb as a sack of bricks.

I always felt that KC got the personalities for kobold and cu sith wrong. They should be swapped.

>>45493036
All of their personalities will really shine through when the game comes out.

>>45493000
Reporting me won't help, fr*g faggot

Remember to keep your reptiles warm this winter

>>45493045
That game is dead in the water. Don't get your hopes up.

>>45493053
What if my reptile keeps ME warm?

>>45493083
Can't be a reptile with all that fluff.

>>45493054
It actually occured to me that the game he wants to make could be considered a crpg akin to baldurs gate 3,pathfinder, or rogue trader. But with 300 companions instead of like 7 and with way more dialogue to them. Probably with each having input and different ways to act out in quests depending on who you have with you
>oh I will make a game
>and you can get all the girls
>but what if you want to only get your waifu and play all the game with her?
This scope creep is what you get when you surround yourself with ignorant yesmen.

>>45493053
Give them lāmp

>>45493092
ANON. Yips are sensitive, loving creatures. You can't just say things like that where they could hear you!

>>45493108
Nothing wrong with not being a reptile despite what dragons would tell you.

>>45493036
It's not so much that her appearance drags her down, it's that it was a mistake from the get go. Regardless of how you feel about the JP Kemono community compared to the West, they're still a bunch of degenerate faggots who're one step away from actual bestiality.

>>45493083
I'll take the deer instead

>>45493144
You can apply this to lolis easily.

>>45490930
!

>>45493101
When you buy furniture you think of a table, a couch, etc.
When a snake buys furniture, the top of her list is a heat lamp and its accompanying nice rock.

>>45493217
Important investments. If you do not properly care for your sneks you will quickly find that they will resort to other means to stay comfortable.
In fact, low body temperature is reported to be the #1 cause of lamia morning clinginess.

>"a human? In MY lair?! I'll teach him a lesson for wasting my time!"
"I should go fix my hair before I confront him..."

Disclaimer: Even if you get a heat lamp, that doesn't mean you aren't safe from coiled up by a lamia.

>>45493313
the fiend

>>45493255
>Anon cheaps out on the lamp, rock and floor heating
>Now has to spend hours coiled every single morning
>His day only gets to start when she finally lets go

>>45493339
a fiend? looks like a goofy purple noodle to me

>>45493170
>You can apply the same to lolis
Not really because lolicons at least stay in their own fucking lane, unlike furries.

I called a fox hag mom by accident and she started glowing what is going on please help

>>45493350
>Anon secretly enjoys this some mornings
>Sometimes will sneakily lower the lamp settings before bed
>Gets cuddles
>Lamias are aware of this and pretend not to notice
>Anon does wonder why they get a bit more nippy and dominant

>>45493391
Why would you activate a fox like that for no reason?

>>45493256
Evil (classy)>Evil (violent)
I'd still sneak into her lair.

>>45493339
Where can you find snakes like this?

>>45493371
>has furry girls
>insist furry girls don't belong here

>>45493402
I said it was an accident!

>Anon gets the most expensive lamp, rock and floor heating
>Still gets taken in her coils
>Just wants to get nice and cozy with him

>>45493413
Considering that only one mentally ill shitposter, (You) insists on posting them here, I would say that the general consensus is that they in fact do not belong in this thread

>>45493413
i know you like to wave that around but there's really no conflict. they have no place here.

Chapter 3 and Epilogue of A Delightful Surrender is out. Now with more demon smut and a happily-ever-after ending.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51567235?view_full_work=true

>>45493428
Sneks are just like cats
>get them expensive thing
>they still use the cardboard box (you)
I compare anon to a cardboard box, for he is made of cardboard.
Ms. Snek has been so lonely she has made a cardboard cutout of anon and hugs it as if he was real
Dr. U. Nicorn says it's terminal

>>45493437
Now you're broadening the definition of lane.

>>45493449
Fast schedule, I feel like a lazy bum

>>45493083
>A shitty mashup of two pics
Low effort, fuck off

>>45493449
Based demonposting, thanks man

New jannie must be another ass blasted frog

>>45493449
DEMON
Thanks anon! Something to look forward to after work.

>>45493468
I actually prefer a low effort mashup from the thread than yet another heavily watermarked piece by skai.

>>45493413
There's literally only two furry girls in the entirety of MGE. Aux was right about you.

>>45493485
Do not reply to the bait anon

>>45493467
Same, I really need to pick up the pace quick.

>>45493467
So long as you're putting forth effort to progress, I wouldn't worry about it. People work at different rates, but anyone can rush a potentially quality result and ruin it

>>45493453
Even the fanciest lamp can't replace the feeling of having human for them.

>>45493542
this is highly contested among moth girls(single)

So we back to fighting hours. That this thread should be renamed mental fight club thread not monster girl thread.

>>45493570
first day here?

So many anons would be ecstatic to just be held.

>>45493083
Someone saved my poor edit, thanks
>>45493092
No, it's a snake cat, look at her face and tell her that I'm wrong

>>45493612
True maybe post mortem ,right ?

>>45493597
No just making jokes of how long this has been going on for.

>>45493555
Then they must be turned into moth girls(married)

>>45493612
I doubt there would be any who wouldn't

>>45493612
intimacy, the forbidden fruit

>>45493641
Kill this moth.

>>45493656
Indeed. I can't be the only one here who isn't super interested in the lewd parts of the setting (though they're nice).

>>45493665
her love is undying

don't wear bicycle clothing while in MGC
you might as well being wearing manwhore clothes to monster girlsdo go cycling anywhere near wans or any monster that loves chasing
Dont get lost either with it

>>45493696
Not if I cut her head off.

>>45493612
Most definitely!

>>45493711
Doesn’t she mess with time in the manga where would that even really work if she is a living time paradox?

>tfw ywn wake up as some necromancing hag dragon final attempt at getting a husband

>>45493718
I'd assume if the guy wasn't a retarded faggot and just burnt the shed down it would have ended. But instead he kept going back in even during the cycle where he remembered what went on.

>>45493493
>only two furry girls in the entirety of MGE
They cute though

>>45493641
you can find junkie moths crowding under streetlights and make them moth-ers

Paladins and Holy Knights are the biggest losers of all, so I chose to become a Dark Knight instead and wear menacing black steel armor and carry this giant slab of volcanic rock around as a sword. Now I kill those Pala-cucks for a living and make their Valkyries widows, I don't even care that most of them get revived afterwards. And if Monsters try to stop me I'll knock them down too! I'M PURE EVIL!

>>45493792
Won't she get cold up there in nothing but her nighties?

>>45493697
>Anon just wants to cycle to work
>Has to outspeed all sorts of canines and even a goddamn tiger
>Always gets into the office all sweaty and tired
>This arrouses his monster coworkers

>>45493759
They literally are not and they don't belong in this thread.

>>45493821
https://imgur.com/a/9Bx9e9b

anon you alright? you havent touched your apples...

>>45493853
Those are oranges, stupid fox

>>45493821
Fuck all that. Become the dank knight instead.

>>45493821
>ywn be the MGE equivalent of Doctor Manhattan and sacrifice everything you love to force monsters and humans to come together to defeat you
>ywn be consumed by bitterness and despair until your final defeat where you pass away into darkness rather than the love and warmth you so desperately craved

Alright your free trial of edginess are over you will need to pay up to keep continuing.

>>45493821
>sword gets cursed
>your new cursed swordfu proceeds to nag you whenwver you're being too immoral or edgy
>drags you away and rapes you whenever you try killing people again

>>45493867
>>45493884
Meh. I'd read it.

>>45493841
elves have a tenuous relationship with clothes

>>45493885
>Edgy Dark Knight with his sweet wholesome swordfu.

>>45493867
>Lich comes over seconds later, raises you and calls you a dummy dork before proceeding to rape you

All of us are so affection-starved we are all within oneshot range

>>45493915
Shame there aren't any fat fox hags nearby to abuse that weakness and oneshot me.

>>45493695
You're not, what hook me is not sex but the possibility to build a family

magic girls

>>45493821
>tfw when canine monsters start tossing money at you if you were a stripper

>>45493915
>Smug succ about to make her move
>Gonna take that guy, rock his world
>Better check his stats, just in case..
>hfw she sees how low his affection resistance is

>>45493925
yet they are equally vulnerable to it and you easily outspeed her

>>45493934
A wife who cherishes you. Little ones to watch grow. Good friends to adventure with.
The life we should all be living.

Dark Knights and Demon Warriors are the biggest losers of all, so I chose to become a Battle Priest instead and wear menacing crimson robes and carry this giant hammer around as a weapon. Now I kill those heretic-ucks for a living and make their Cursed Swords and Demons widows, I don't even care that most of them get revived afterwards. And if Monsters try to stop me I'll bonk too! I'M PURE!

>>45493915
Why did the demon lord have to make affection attacks so broken? Headpat stunlock into the cuddle grab is just so unfair.

>>45493958
If only... If only....

>>45493970
Works both ways

>>45493972
>Heeeeyyyy Knight-San, maybe instead of heading back to HQ we should like, settle down here and make a new site of worship for me!
>Apologies, Relic. I am under strict orders to return you to your rightful new home. You can be worship by many more people there than you would if it were just you and I.
>seething cheshire noises

>listen there kid you mention skibidi toilet one more time and im turning you into living toilet for the rest of your trip here

>>45493970
Well of course she made them broken, it's how she was able to convince her husband to side with her in the end.

I have no fucking idea what the Kiki who runs the Inn at the crossroads is saying to me. I'm just a humble traveling warrior vagabond seeking adventure and I've noticed ever since I stopped in for a drink and bit to eat she keeps undoing another button holding her cleavage back when she approaches me with a refill, and now she walked up to me and said
>"Chodź ze mną do mojej sypialni i pozwól, że pomogę Ci odpocząć i zrelaksować się, dzielny wojowniku."
What the hell is she saying? What does that even mean?

>>45489465
I love vampires but goddamn I hate the tsun shit
If they just were open and honest about their love for humans but didn't want to deal with their edgy dhampir daughter I would love them so much more. I would gladly wait to turn for a vampire

>>45494058
Basically something like "Look everyone! Henry's come to see us!"

It doesn't help that affection gets bonuses from the isolation and depression debuffs

>>45493948
>hag gives me affection
>one shots me
>reciprocate her
>one shot her
Sounds nice.

>>45494076
>angst increases as holiday approaches
Fuck yeah, Christmas thread.

>>45493915
Sorry Anon I'm here to one shot some overworked demon or eros angel

>>45493867
That was Ozymandias, not Doctor Manhattan.

>>45494058
She said
>I saw a Mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

>>45494076
time for some overkill damage

>>45489836
>Not wanting to be colonized by a tacokot
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>45493867
Are you retarded? That wasn't Jon.

>>45494113
what are quesadillakots or burritokots like?

>>45494087
>>45494115
Technically correct, but of more interest of me than Ozzy's act of destruction itself was DM's carrying of the burden that what was done was a lie to force people together.

>>45494113
I like being white and I refuse to lose.

>>45494113
A man can only eat so many tamales. It's time to make the kot eat burgers and bbq

>>45494087
>>45494115
>>45494146
Gentlemen, you're all retarded. Everyone in Watchmen is a faggot except for Rorschach

>>45494058
I think she wants to show you her stamp collection or something.

I'm gonna go on a safari tour of Monsterized Africa. Surely I'll be safe.

>>45493612
I want to be hugged like a lonely Yeti hugs her daki

>>45494206
Watch out for Africanized honeybees.

>>45493485
Do I really watermark too much?

>>45494165
What about Adrian's cool cat?

>>45494227
nah

NEVER MIND IT WASN'T SAFE TO GO ON A SAFARI IN MONSTERIZED AFRICA THERE'S LIONS AND RHINOS OH GOD HELP ME HEEELLP HEEEELLLLLLLLLLP ME SOMEBODY H

>>45494165
Rorschach is a literal schizoid like the bunkerfags, kill yourself.

>>45494227
Not at all. They're unobtrusive when I do notice them.

>>45494240
the difference in behavior from a rhino in the wild and a rhino raised in captivity is fascinating
they're huge puppies when there's not danger everywhere

>>45494222
Bee girls are really bad about personal space.

>>45494259
He was made because Alan Moore is a completely butthurt faggot about The Question and is the only character that wanted to do the right thing. He's the only good character in the comic.

>>45494058
She said Viens avec moi dans ma chambre et laisse-moi t'aider à te reposer et à te détendre, courageux guerrier.
Hope that it helps you, good luck anon

>>45494367
Well I got about half that. Really with I had kept up after school.

>>45491909
Iirc there are a couple of mon-girl maido cafes in Akihabara
>just generic cat- and fox- ears and tails etc, not much interest for me when I'm a Cent-Anon. kek
In reverse, Monmusu has a mamono Idol singing group ANM48.

Jungle survival tip
Mountain Dew Baja Blast is not a naturally occuring substance. If you are on a jungle expidition and see some, it is a trap.
Stay safe Anons

>>45494395
Basically, fuuggggg the kiki for a free room.

>>45494421
>god I'm so hungry. Oh look, a cheeseburger!

>>45491953
Is a 25+yo unmarried P'ork a Christmas Ham?
>hfw kinky Anon eats her bacon-pussy with apol-sauce instead of whipped-ceeam
>Anon goes to the beach and a nearby P'Orc is suntanning her back into crackling and wafts of bacon-frying fill his nose.

>>45494397
I wish I had the balls to bring my friends there during my next travel to Japan, as a joke

>>45494444
i'd struggle not to vomit. 3d is just an unpleasant medium

>>45494432
Are you telling me cheeseburger trees aren't real?

>>45494421
it's either that or the fountain of youth undine
and she seems pretty dicey

>>45494453
It's a way to fortified our love for 2D. The moment I recognize the weakness of my flesh etc etc

>>45494454
Sadly I have yet to find one. Even more desirable is the add-bacon variety.
Crawl under the comically large box and check for me though.

>>45494421
Mmhm. Lucky I brought some of this BOOTY SWEAT with me.

I'm sure I'm the odd one out not being interested in Otaku culture, but is Japan really that nice to visit? Everyone I know who has gone seems to think it's wonderful and can't wait to go back.

>>45494502
>>45494494
Fuck off.

>>45494421
Hmmm, yeah, the can of Monster energy I saw underneath a box propped up by a stick with a rope tied around it leading into a bush did look kind of suspicious to me.

>>45494502
Visit Hokkaido, see the Ainu kots

>>45494519
It was a trap? I throw some coins at the tacokot and cut the rope, I thought it was the way to sell thing in the jungle

>>45494494
I will probably not lose to white haired elves!

>>45494502
First trip I wasn't really invested and let my friend programmed everything, for the one next year I'm organizing it. Some of my best memories come from there. I'm hooked for life.
>>45494530
Post portal Japan would be glorious

>>45494281
>The only character that wants to do the right thing
>Moral absolutist
>Batshit crazy
>Is latched onto by far right schizoids who think he's the good guy when the answer is he's just a flawed, sad little man

>>45494600
That last one sounds familiar.

>>45494600
You're misusing the word schizoid to mean schizophrenic. He was a paranoid schizophrenic, not a schizoid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder