/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fuck little kids

>>45482100
unironically rope myself

>>45482109

>>45482100
Lay off the sweets and lose some weight.

accomplish my ten desires

>>45482109
But you already do that anyways...?

>>45482100
Kms

>>45483292
you're on the right track

>>45482100
Fuck /jp/sies, a lot of them, especially the younger ones.

>>45482100
Hug my boyfriend.

>>45483062
But there are people who plump girls

>>45482100
Fuck men from the ages of 8-80.

>>45485523
>Implying Sanae can get a boyfriend.
jej

>>45485523
Is your boyfriend a /jp/sie?

>>45486860
Who are you quoting, Reimu?

>>45482109
same

>>45482109
>>45485486
>>45485523
>>45485895
why are there so many fags in this thread

>>45486964
Op asked what would i do if i was Sanae, a woman. If i fucked woman as a woman then that would be gay.

>>45486984
yes, but you're saying you want to fuck a guy

>>45486997
Are you retarded or something to not be able to understand an hypothetical scenario?

>>45486964
>why are there so many straights in this thread
Yes and also because yuri and futa are shit.

>>45487022
you're saying that you would take the opportunity to fuck a guy and you sound pretty enthusiastic about it

>>45487049
What would YOU do if you where Sanae then smartass?

>>45487022
Could I be your boyfriend in this entirely hypothetical scenario where you are Sanae???

>>45487156
reluctantly have sex with the most feminine guy i can find

>>45487287
I'm pretty feminine and get mistaken as a girl, can we date?

>>45487425
ok sure

>>45487425
you can dress up as a touhou and become a professional mugger

>>45482109
Why is she like this?

>>45487533
She really can't help herself.

>>45487713
Imagine having an older brother who's really into Reimu and the dead fish experience, literally can't stop talking about visiting her shrine for weeks before finally scheduling a time with her, more excited for it than he's ever been in his life. Then tragedy strikes when your mom tells him to take you with him if he's going to the village market like he claimed to her. He's at the verge of total despair when you arrive at the Hakurei shrine, but then his face suddenly lights up when he sees Sanae there talking with Reimu.
"Anon, you wait here while me and Reimu go inside for a while. Kochiya-oneesan will keep you company."
You then find yourself left alone with a tall, green haired young woman with an ominous smile on her face. Surely, nothing bad can come from this?

>>45487511
I already dress up as a touhou, jokes on you!

>>45482100
I would go to reimus shrine and brag that my shrine is better than your shrine

>sample
I'll fucking rape you

>>45487807
As the boy try his best to suppress a new type of emotions that started to surge: lust. Too bad whatever he does, is useless. And so "something" very clearly starts to rise in his pants.
Good for him, since Sanae likes them hung and young

>>45482100
Grope myself and masterbate, then go out into the human village and find the biggest and most handsome man and seduce him and make him fuck me until I am pregnant.

I would find a cute /jp/ anon to be my boyfriend and let them impregnate me

>>45493141
>cute /jp/ anon
who's gonna tell him...

>>45487807
And then, a few years later, Sanae grows colder and colder towards you, until she dumps you for a younger cock. The pain and betrayal you feel are indescribable. You trusted her, and you realize you've been used, she never truly loved you for who you are. You were just a fetish to her. A walking, underaged dildo.
You don't even want to talk about it with your older brother or his wife, seeing them constantly reminds you of your pain.

>>45491630
>>45487807
God, imagine being molested as a young child by Sanae, being touched in totally inappropriate ways only for her to ultimately drop it once you get halfway through puberty, growing up all fucked in the head from her sexual abuse, finally confronting her on one of her rare moments alone in the village and teaching her what a man's cock feels like for once as she cries about being defiled the slutty hippocrite.

>>45494988
>as she cries about being defiled the slutty hippocrite.
Don't lie to yourself, the slut fucking wants it

>>45495050
That is what the nitric acid is for.

>>45495050
That is part of it.
You don't know that however and continue fucking her, and a few weeks later she comes to babytrap you, force you to marry her and humiliate you as the one who was stupid and naive enough to wed to the village bicycle.

These threads makes me to want to roleplay irl as Sanae and fuck 14s, look what thoughts you gave to me, aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>45495126
But how do I make sure the slut keeps it in her pants for once?

>>45495223
That's the best part!
you can't. she's got you now, and you're stuck with her forever.

>>45495164
I was 14 once, 40 years ago.

>>45482100
eat little kids

>>45495465
hello zounose
how are the grimsokyo stock prices doing

>>45482100
Human sacrifices, for the Moriya gods

>>45495723
Shush.
It's not going to happen.

>>45494988
It's a privilege or just being lucky, if you get "spoiled" by an expert slut like her.
A simple hug with your face bury into her ass, while frantically moving your hips with a carnal desire, is enough to make understand that you want to pass "a very special time" with Sane-oneesan.

what is wrong with you guys

rape myself

>>45496728
Nothing wrong being straight.

>>45496728
Sanae molested us when we were young.

>>45495908
A curse.
You'll never feel joy at a woman's touch when the memory of Sanae's practiced fingers groping your youthful flesh is forever burned into your mind.
Nay, the sensation of her supple digits fondling every inch of your body, even your most private spaces will for the rest of your life haunt you, and destroy any chance you had at a normal, healthy relationship.
Years may pass, but the feeling of those soft hands gently wanking you off with expert pacing and pressure will flash in your head when you so much as go to the bathroom.
The other boys of your class that didn't get private time with miss Kochiya might congratulate you, even be envious, but the truth of the matter is that being molested like that is a horrible burden on your life, even if it was totally awesome at the time.

>>45497075
>other boys of your class that didn't get private time with miss Kochiya
Lmao

What if after being a shota who gets fucked by Sanae, you become Sanae? Like the Santa Clause?

>>45497319
Everyone had the village bike, including the class pet. I feel sorry for the guys who actually love the slut, because she's not gonna stop after getting another "lover".

>>45497075
Just like pic related.
The first time is always the best and always leave a good impression. The other girls are also good but is the first time that counts, one will always think about her during slow and boring times, only to pop out another boner.
>>45497319
True. Since she's a pure slut, she likes to indulge herself with tons of orgies. No matter if the male side is young, old or even an youkai, she'll gladly spread her legs and open her chest as long there are pent up men around.

>>45482100
you guys are deranged

in all likelihood i'd distance myself from the shrine, i'm a shit tier proseletyzer and would more than likely get my new moms in a faith crisis worse than the one they had previously

i guess i've got a question: where am i in the timeline? right after entering Gensokyo pre-MoF, or post-SA? either way compensating for Kanako's shenanegans of giving nuclear weapons to a dumb bird and almost causing the world to end would be hard, so out to the hermitage it is. dunno how close real-life daoism and the hermits in touhou really are but maybe Miko or Kasen is willing to take me in for a time? according to fanon I'm part demigod, so ageing shouldn't be too much of an issue, so maybe i'll get in on the secret club. that or i'd take up magic if patchouli or somebody else would loan me materials to study it

>>45498082
Basically you are Sanae around the events of LoLK

Pic related is you

>>45497010
why can't you have normal taste in men instead of being into little boys

>>45498290
sanae is anything but normal

>>45498290
While posting a character that is not trapped by common sense.
Of course, normal adult men are fine too but being little and experience lewd stufff with a big sis like Sanae is great too.

>>45498295
somehow i doubt that she's a child molester, like what this thread is convincing me comprises half of /jp/

>>45498745
No one is forcing you about thinking she's a molester.
Don't like what you read? just ignore and hide those post. Use the filter too.

>>45496728

>>45498082
>you guys are deranged

got a problem? i dont see it

>>45498082
>deranged
Is this a surprise to you?
I thought it was common knowledge at this point.

I'm not transient so the faith clearly isn't for me. I can't help it!

That WHORE miko steals it all. Her god doesn't even know she exists, so why should she have any faith to begin with? I'm in constant despair! Yes, I must become transient, then the faith will be mine. I'll do that, then I can finally see Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako again.

>>45498761
But at some point memes will filter through to the official lore. And there will be no way to filter them out.

>>45518321
Yes, Zun will make it official that one of the characters is a pedophile because some people on the other side of the planet made jokes about it.

>>45495267
Just cheat on her as well. This marriage is worth nothing anyways.

Sanae is getting old...

>>45518321
>>45518501
I cant stop laughting at this.

I main Sanae.

>>45495407
What changed, ojiisan?

>>45523815
Older woman stopped being interested in me. And now it seems brats really like to annoy me. And i lost my hair.

>>45487533

>>45495723
Why would Sanae do this?

>>45498082
>secret club
You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of hag