/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45474012
Good grief!

>>45474012
I’m taking her

>>45474023
Thanks, doc!

>>45474023
Will that dose make me want to do Tokyo drifts?

>>45474023
>tfw no Oomu gf to nerd about old vidya and anime.

Apopsicle needs YOU, yes YOU
to donate your bodyheat this christmas.
please send yourself to her address equipped with a blanket and hotwater bottle.
Thank you.

>>45474062
>get in your Trueno
>take the pills the nice lady gave you
>One pill makes you big and one pill makes you small and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all
>somehow you become a reliable tofu delivery man

>>45474069
Apopsicle already has a hudband. I'd rather donate myself to her cousin in need.

>>45474069
This is why purple snakes should stay in the desert.
Why come in the city and grape our good people, only to then be a shivering mess every winter?

My name is anon and I love deems.

>>45474054
This.

>>45474083
Oh right, Hydromancers are a thing

>>45474138
Water sucks, Gatorade is better.

>>45474146
It's got electrolytes.

what is up with the bright red glowing things on basilisk?

>>45474152
what are electrolytes?

>>45474159
rgb lights

>>45474159
You can't just ask a woman about her bright red glowing things, Anon! That's VERY rude!

>>45474069
I will reverse-corrupt the apopsicle.
>I will snuggle with her under the blankets
>We will drink hot chocolate together
>We will watch cute movies
The village will no longer live in fear of being graped.

old women

>>45474198
I desire old women

>>45474012
>>45474127
I have a suspicion that most anons who claim to love demons would actually read over the contract several times and have doubts about signing.
Few would be the men who'd just sign without reading as they keep eye contact with their now wife.

>>45474159
Weak points.
It's the hottest new trend for monsters to light up their critical areas.
Poke 'em for massive kyaa damage

>Back to work tomorrow
Why?

>>45474220
I will poke the basil whisk

>>45474245
no sugar momma and you got to get paid

>>45474211
Of course I'd have doubts. I'd doubt that she loved me, or that I deserved her, or that it's all a grand trick for my soul.
Thankfully that's what charm magic is for. Once I'm safely contracted with her, we can go about the falling in love stage. Plenty of hugs, kiss correction, and just being people experiencing the world together.
Or maybe there'd be a grand adventure where we'd fall in love ahead of time despite myself and that's not necessary. Who knows. I trust the Eros would look out for me and do what needs to be done.

>>45474159
Highlighted greeting spots. You rub/lick them to say hello.

>>45474211
i think ms demon would like to sit down and go through it line by line with anon, making adjustments and corrections as necessary.
it's a cooperative agreement, after all.

>>45474272
Fair but it doesn't like it

>>45474159
Snek turn signals

Being deepthroated by a kobold, and her tail starts wagging like crazy when she feels your dick twitching...

>>45474284
I have doubt that this dragon is actually a 17 year old high school student.

>>45474211
Always read the fine print. Don’t trust anyone, not even yourself. They do that sometimes. A monster will pop in ‘from the future’ with some Adonis-like version of you. Giving you ‘advice’. Fuck that, I do what I want. Cake all day, every day — just to spite those smiling assholes.

>>45474211
I'd want the kind of demon that WANTS a long, drawn out contract negotiation.
>Quick negotiations over coffee
>Long, romantic negotiations in the park
>Dinner and a movie negotiations

>>45474335
Become a cat person.

>>45474170
They're what plants crave

Imagine getting sucked off under the table by a kiki during a formal dinner occasion, and then she has to do a walk of shame by coming out from under the table cloth covered in your baby batter.

>>45474419
Kikis would never spill their master's special juice like that.

>>45474419
what's the shameful part, not swallowing it all?

>>45474406
Brawndo, the thirst mutilator!

>>45474419
>thinking you won't be doing this after eating out your nuki wife at a business meeting
must be pretty crowded under the table

>>45474430
>>45474429
Kiki must be reminded that she is only mortal.
To that end, I will purposefully make it as hard as possible for her to swallow every drop of cum by doing a windmill.

>>45474439
Miss nuki's gonna be swallowing my loads at the board meetings to repay the debt she accumulated buying my nudes.

>>45474439
>look under the table cloth
>there's a ghoul, kiki and a manticore tail
>lower tablecloth

>>45474198
My favorite

Do anons really believe that they wouldn't look like a crumpled juice box after the second girl?

>>45474528
I would be the happiest crumpled juice box you ever saw anon.

>>45474528
I don't want a second girl. One is more than enough.

>Not fucking your hatter up the butt on the table in front of everyone else on the board while you read out the earnings report

>>45474528
That's what monster girls do!
Trust not, eh?

>>45474198
>lucky enough to get a foxwife
>she keeps switching between a 9tail hag with beautiful milkers and a 2 tail cute and funny girl
>keeps saying "nah THIS is my true form, I was just fucking with you earlier"

>>45474589
>actually have four tails
>the pit of mediocrity

>>45474198
>not sure if she's peeing to mark her territory or just because she can't hold it in at her age

>>45474589
1 9 tailed fox or 9 1 tailed foxes?

>>45474284
>Collegiate Skirt and 2B Bottoms
The Limsa slutglam special

It's very amusing how it only takes one anon mentioning older women to throw the entire thread into a frenzy.

https://www.sciencealert.com/mysterious-link-between-owning-cats-and-schizophrenia-is-real-study-says

Toxoplasmosis gives you schizophrenia
Foxoplasmosis gives you autism
You can avoid all those issues if you just discard smelly beast girls and go for a nice succubus girl next door, she's VERY lonely.

>>45474528
Monsters are secretly quick shots. They don't want you to know that they'll end up looking like an instant loss 2koma when they finally get in bed with you

>>45474645
Uoooooh, old woman erotic

i desire hatter ass
big meaty hatter ass
massive jiggly hatter cheeks in yout face
truly massive hattter thunder thighs
I want the pear shaped hatter
I need it like I need water please help an anon out

>>45474645
old women have that taste of desperation and yearning anons crave

>tfw no troll momster

>>45474627
Depends. Are they all lolis? Then the nine tailed fox.
If not then whichever gives me the lolis.

>tfw no wurm wurmster

Rabbit beware, if I catch them, they'll essentially be a baby machine gun when I'm done with em

>>45474627
1 9 tailed hag
more than one waifu gives me anxiety. I could never stand a harem

>>45474688
so your wurm auntie from the country whose come to the city for the first time?
red head with freckles and sunkissed skin, having a mob face and sometimes has npc moments

>>45474669
hold still anon. she's going to shoot you and take your face as a hunting trophy (chair)

>>45474656
I bet the dog lobby is behind this "study".

>>45474608
I'd be very happy with a 4 tailed teenaged fox.
Foxes are 100% the best monster brides

>>45474701
There is a girl for that.

>>45474706
no, i want to take the hatter ass, and eat it out by force before fucking it till I go cross-eyed and faint

>>45474700
you'll need to speak more plainly or she won't understand

>>45474713
you cnat take the hatter ass the hatter ass will take you its too big anon stop you dont know what youre asking

>Be fairly powerful warrior
>wanting to impress the king
>ask around for tasks, reject most of them, not good enough
>get referred to the library, of all places
>powerful mage lives there, nobody can complete her task
>perfect
>beautiful dark elf woman
>notsurewheretolook.jpg
>treats me like an idiot, reaches into a barrel of maps
>gives me a map and shoos me away
>kind of annoyed now
>travel out to the mountains
>spend two months on this task
>almost die several times inside of the vast cave dungeon systems
>find the stupid gem she wants
>come back
>dark elf laughs and smiles condescendingly before seeing what's in my hand.
>she still looks smug as hell, but her gaze is much more fixated on me now.
>"So what's my reward?"
>she snaps open a small lockbox and pulls something out
>some kind of fancy necklace
>she takes the gem without asking and slots it into the open socket
>wizardry ensues, flash of light
>I shield my eyes, and feel something fasten about my neck
>i'm wearing the fancy necklace
>"Anon, hope you enjoy your reward."
>"The necklace? What does it do?"
>Her lips curl into a smile as she looks you over with an approving smile, "It makes you more compliant, anon."
>cannot remove necklace
>"Don't worry overmuch, anon. This will be to your benefit."
>realize i just passed tryouts to be her familiar

God damn dark elves.

>>45474730
all she's getting is paizuri until her behavior improves

hatter ass has ruined me

>>45474709
This was a much better idea than just giving one girl three heads

hatter ass is the envy of all bottom heav monsters, they had to so lots of squats and eat lots to get big booties
but all hatter does is eat and sit on her ass all day and she has a big fat ass without trying

miss hatter has a perfectly, naturally, regular size butt thank you

>>45474745
>Hand on tiddie even while asleep
He's just like me

>>45474446
I would fuck Sucy into a crater and put a ring on her
How the fuck was their so little porn of her

>>45474823
too angelic

>>45474790
That's boring.

>>45474790
>regular size butt
>when she crushed in her chair last tea party with said "regular sized butt"

>>45474745
more training is required before you can defeat smug levels of this magnitude.

>>45474863
>>45474865
>>45474790
*regular for a hatter

>>45474867
BLUE BOARD bro
and of all nudity to post a dick?
You blithering idiot

>>45474867
I normally don't condone snitching, but you deserve it for spamming AI slop

>>45474867
IS THAT A

>what are you doing in my swamp?

i am indeed a retard and was unaware entirely, my bad.

>>45474875
so twice her waist width

>>45474910
that's right anon, it's an elf

>>45474867
why she has mushroom between her boobies

The queen of hearts is perpetually seething because the matango who wandered into wonderland had a fatter ass than her and turning her into a hatter only exacerbated the problem. She created a species who's entire purpose is to mock her tiny ass, all while being, calm, distant and completely above her tantrums.
Hatter ass lives free in the seething lilims head.

>>45474941
it's like uhhh alchemy and a scientific breakthrough

>>45474942
i believe she loves ass, thats why she gave her a massive ass, hell I've seen the looks she gives her court hatter, whose ass will always draw your eyes and has the nick name of aunt fanny
y I know this I cant stop looking at that fanny either

>>45474942
I don't think she'd have made Wonderworm if she was the envious type.

Massive. Wan. Mammaries.

rubrub the jubjub

>>45475006
k and? hatter ass is better

>>45475006
I prefer my Wans with an athletic build, thanks.

>>45475022
>athletic
ew
marry an amazon for that, hellwans are big, soft, and strong

Remember to sandblast your wurm at least once a month to keep her scales in prime condition.

>>45475061
>needing a sandblaster
all i do is get some water and some wurm grade soap and give her a good rinse then follow with hand polishing her scales, horns and sharpening her claws to a razors edge, she loves it

wurm herding and milking is a very good job

>>45475106
Rawhide!

wurm and hatter have a conversation about teacups and porcelain (yummy!)

Weekly reminder to BREED your monster! future generations are important!

>>45475106
Wurm herding does have its tough days though
>One Wurm decides to form an underground society
>Half the herd follow her
>Have to spelunk over 500 feet deep to get them back

>>45475149
Love the pink haired shortstack

Bathe in the pools of the abyss to reach your true potential and rape all monsters before you!

Hellhounds are not good girls don't even think about calling them that. You'll end up rewarding their bad behavior.

please do not reduce a monster to her monsterous bits.
behind the hound there is a woman who rapes.
behind the snek there is a woman who rapes.
behind the tacokot there is a woman who rapes.

>>45475150
>future generations are important!
For SEX

Believe it or not hellhounds are one of the easiest monsters to beat.
They're also one of the most submissive monsters

Wrote a story for the hydra guy. It's about a lich who makes a chimera for the human she adopted.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52171738

I'm probably going to do a Christmas special next.

>>45475229
Hellhound hands typed this post.

>>45475162
i bet you say that to every pink haired shortstack

>>45475253
You got me. I'm a slut for shortstacks in general.

AHEM

>>45475214
Depends on how you define bad behavior.

>>45475264

Creepy angels.

>>45475264
Standing cunnilingus>standing blowjob

>>45475159
you have to make sure you stay near the wurms and make them close to you

>>45475266
That right there is bad behavior. That hound is getting the rolled-up newspaper

>>45475006
I want oppai hellhound to suffocate me with her gigantic boobs.

>>45475297
You would let the eels go hungry? You are the true monster.

>>45475284
>>>/vg/
Go away. You ruined this board enough as it is. Nobody needs you retards to move your scat spamming here too.

>>45475290
Forming close bond with all the wurms is going to take a lot of time, or a lot of sex.

>>45475236
Nice, look forward to reading it later!

Need me some fat turtle ass

>>45475284
Angelic angels

I want to be captured by a pack of Wans! Tomboy Werewolf! Ojou-sama Hellhound! Deredere Kobold! Himedere Kikimora! Nerdy Anubis! Yamato Nadeshiko Multi-TailedWerewolfNoShe'sDefinitelyNotAnInari! Dorky TotallyNotALilimUsingTransformationMagic! Bakadere That'sTotallyJustAWurmWearingHalloweenExpressWolfEars! Giving out head pats! Calling them good girls! Getting Wan Piled!

If the list of monster girl you'd lose to is longer than the list of ones you'd resist, then you're a certified slut for monsters.

>>45475341
I'm a confirmed monster slut. I'd happily spend eternity servicing all of my girls day and night.

>>45475354
Just don't be angry when you are treated with the level of loyalty you show.

>>45475312
thats why usually you grow up around the wurms you will soon herd
also makes the wurms way more friendly

Take my paw if you want to live.

>>45475236
Can the Christmas Special have Steve Urkel in it?

>>45475341
That is a strange thing to say, considering the mgs you would lose to and the mgs you would resist are not mutually exclusive groups.

>>45475388
how do we convince other mamal mamonos to sell milk

>>45475388
>supposed sheep with titws that big telling me that she doesn't make milk
the numbers ain't adding up

>>45475409
Why would you? Just wife up the mammalmonos you want to drink milk from, and that's it.

>>45475412
Fuck off

>>45475236
thanks Magus!

>>45475505
Why can't they act normal

>>45475525
That is normal for an elf

>>45475525
Grace and unnatural beauty beyond mortal woman.
Hate the game, not the player.

>>45475418
I want to make a profit

>>45475540
I can hate two things at the same time.

>>45475505
I want to pin her down to snuggle and tell her how much I treasure her

would u date a monster girl built like a trex
skinny upper body, thicker and meatier lower half

>>45475555
Holstaurs produce huge excess of milk by nature. Most if not all other monstergirls only produce milk once pregnant or with some kind of magic. If a husband wants exotic milk, he will get it from his wife. And then use holstaur milk for daily use in food. Sorry anon.

>>45475525
elves gonna elf

Dry the cat, squish the cat in a big towel, pamper the cat

Reminder.

>>45475006
I want my face to be drenched in hellhound tit sweat.

>>45475641
Cuck horse worst monster
Literally human woman tier

>>45475668
I see two horns but I just imagine two penises.

>get captured by Lilim
>I can work with this
>she portals us into her bedroom before rushing to clean things up
>she has a daki of me on her bed
>oh, that's...interesting
>look at her bookshelf
>lots of books written by a Julieta Bicornia
>pull one out
>"How To Pick The Right Sister Wives In Five Easy Steps"
>grab another
>"Nine Thousand And One Positions For Sister Wives To Share"
>grab another
>"The Head Wife's Handbook"
>fuck

Which monster is the best at protecting shotas from other monsters?

>>45475505
Aren't pauldrons a sign of great evil?

>>45475675
ayoooo anon is stuck with the cucklim, kek

>>45475694
Elves are the root of all evil. They just refuse to tell you about how their actions centuries ago caused it

>>45475701
Elves are perfectly fine, it's the human that are wrong

>>45475675
The things I would do to a lim harem...

>>45475726
I can appreciate some nice saggers.

>>45475726
Why are you dressed for mourning?
What happened to your last husband?

>>45475697
>unironically using kek
go back to twitter anon.

>>45475726
That point isn't convincing when she's dressed like that with her saggers out. I bet she's responsible for the local human nations being at war all the time and helped install a demon lord or two in the past

>>45475728
They give them out for free on the tours of Royal Makai

>>45475236
Very cute. Your dialogue is top-notch, as always, Magus.

>>45475788
Give me the one that went native in the kot kingdom.

>>45475788
No wonder, given that they sell fucking tickets to the birth show.

>>45475779
Good thing I rather flirt with this mysterious dark elf advisor than wage war

No posts from the fr*g vermin since he got btfo with his shitty story. I won and with a little bit of luck he killed himself.

>>45475853
Did you miss him posting the crying Cheshire earlier in the thread like usual?

>>45475853
Based, that's explain why the thread is so good recently. Thanks for the good work

>>45475864
Shut up, I'm trying something new

>>45475864
Why are you engaging with someone trying to use the thread as his blog

>>45475881
>Trying to get rid of the vermin is bad
You should help me instead of bitching for nothing.

>45474245
Don't care, hope you get stabbed to death tomorrow.

>kiki found the onahole drawer

>>45475925
at least she didn't find the piss jars

>>45475853
Finally some good news if real.

is it possible to get a kiki who is very small and a kiki who is very big in a package deal?
...you know, so they can dust all those hard to reach areas...

Jannies are defending our local pest now?

>>45475332
Anons aren't brave enough to take the Dosukoipill to woo a Kappa.

>>45475948
>jannies reporting random schizo shit
Based?

>>45475925

>>45475962
Why are you reporting me when I'm doing you a favor by trying to get rid of the subhumans?

>>45475973
I didn't do shit. I just see you going nuclear at some presumably french fag I haven't noticed in the slightest.

>>45475973
Hey, I identify as a sub human! Please place me under a mofu spooder kthxbye.

>new janny instantly removes local raging autist but does nothing about mick's schizo bullshit every day
Useless piece of shit, but you get what you pay for.

>>45475726
She looks like she fucks black men

BAIT

>>45475788
I'd like to place an order please. First I need to know, is there a limit on order size?

>>45475788
LIMS ARE GOOD GIRLS WHO DESERVE LOVING HUSBANDS

>>45475976
Please report the french faggot, it's like Mick but worse

>>45475996
Actually they're cheating sluts that get gangbanged by homeless dudes if Mari is anything to go off of

>>45476013
Is she even canon?

>>45475981
Sorry, but we're all out of mofu spooders. You'll have to settle for a mofu snek.

I unironically want to get art of Liliana.

>>45476011
>Mick but worse
I know who Mick is and what he's doing, but I have no clue what this french phantom you're cooming about is doing harm.

>>45476015
She's nebulously canon and a product of a time where people didn't have such a massive tree branch shoved up their asses about everything.

>>45476023
He is french, you don't need more to know why we don't want that here.

>>45475996
Miss Lim is vibing to that beat. They're not personally the kind of girl I'm into, but they're good girls who deserve love, even if most of them ended up REALLY weird.

I resist the fox.

>>45476011
>Mick but worse
You're fucking retarded if you think some faggot sperging about femdom is any worse than the furfaggot who spent almost an entire year here shitting his pants and spamming furries/gacha with his buddies daily while mods actively do nothing about him.

>>45476023
He shitposts regularly, derails the thread, he's french, tries to write a shitty Warhammer mge story, ESL and more

Reminder that frog girl throat rape is the best cure for francophobia

>>45476052
A surrender monkey will always be inferior to Mick

Y'all need some angelic music to calm you down.

Man, it is super cool that we keep talking about Le Frog--he must truly be the sexiest mamono. Please keep doing this, gentlemen, as it is a smart, winning tactic to keep this thread AWESOME.

Hungry

>>45476045
Did they? I'm not aware of any drama with Mari. Last I remember Maritan and KC were friends or something.
Illassa, Victoria and Selene are all pretty run of the mill and normal.
Victoria was actually the first thing I ever commissioned. A very long time ago on Los' behalf.

>>45476082
The fr*g killing himself would be awesome

Sometimes, in my weakest moments I imagine I have my cait sith waifu and I have her in my lap and I hold her really close and all her soft fur presses against me as she purrs.

>>45476082
Right? The idiots would rather burn the threads to the ground and drive everyone else away if it only meant that they got the last word.

>>45476115
Welcome to /mgt/ post Wightfag drama, I guess?

Consider: The Cumslime.

>>45476066
>>45476079
Fuck off Mick I know that's you. Take your other scat loving gachafaggots back to /vg/ instead of ruining the website more than you already have.

I do not resist the fox.

Ded
The fr*g killed the thread

>"I'm going to tear your head off and eat your whole body after we fuck, anon."

>>45476052
Wait so the French guy is anti-femdom?
Based

>>45476083
Imagine losing your virginity to your succubus teacher because you offered to get her lunch and she proceeded to shove you into her office and suck you off until you couldn't run anymore.

>>45476197
Kill yourself

>>45476011
Pierre’s depressed, not a spitebag. Get a non-spam hobby already, man. Post your fucking game (or whatever) instead.

>>45476239
You're the reason why this thread is spiralling into hell. Fuck off

>>45476021
why not?

>>45476255
Sure, Mick.

I desire Lims. I would like three Lims. A haughty Ojou-sama, a gentle Onee-sama and a genki Tomboy. I will be a loving husband to them and give them head pats, call them good girls, kiss them on the cheeks and we'll cuddle every single night. I'll even hold their hands in public!

>>45476255
I don’t recall spamming siths and getting in some Discord fight with KC, but whatever. Literally do anything besides histrionic drama. Consider RNGing a better option beyond pettiness.

>>45476100
That might be my personal head canon leaking through. I tend to view them as being such pure vanilla characters that their big fetishes are things like holding hands and the like.

>>45476233
What are the chances that you even get a teacher who isn't already married?

>>45476194
>she’s going to “tear my head off” and “eat” my whole body after we fuck
h-hot…

>>45476308
I think they'd blush and be happy like any man/woman. Just imagining fierce/powerful girls smile and relax is very cute.

>>45476316
Married teachers would be permapregnant and on maternity leave, so 100%

>>45476316
Pretty high. Why do you think so many cougar age monstergirls go into the profession? Fetish for easy to fluster younger men.

>>45476264
Feels weird I guess. They're all mega OCs that people built over years and everyone knows. I kind of like the idea of the lim-bin staying pure for all of those guys who made them.

>>45476330
NTA but I feel the same way.

>>45476237
Seething femdomcuck

>>45476331
Ah, yes, the English Teacher Fertility Buff.

>45476107
Get a cat, iff you can avoid getting weird about it. Don’t get any weirder, ain’t like you can afford to.

Vaca

>humans:
>noooo please don’t milk my dick with your tail pussy AIEEEE
>also humans:
>I’m cumming! I’m cumming so hard it’s like I’m a dairy cow FUWAAAAA

>>45474272
i think at some point i used to suffer delusions about how honorable and self-fulfilling it was to work hard and pave your own way in the world or whatever but these days I just really want a sugar mama to pamper me and make me stop working

oh you like me do you? Well, if you like me so much maybe you should marry me!
Ha, get fucked succ.

I'm going on an adventure with miss valkyrie, however, everytime she upgrades her armor it keeps covering less and less of her body. How do I tell her she might be getting scammed?

>>45476433
I'd just like a partner to share the burdens of life with. Someone to lean against. Some who feels just as safe and warm in my arms.

>>45476439
I'm sure she's just going for a dodge build. No point in heavy armor if you never get hit.

Miss Yeti has been hugging me for hours from behind but I haven't hugged back, so we're not married. I only marry her if I hug back, that's the Yeti law. Need to find some way to get her off of me, I am not getting claimed by a damn Yeti, she's way too cheery for my tastes!

KC’s option for ‘drowning in white moonlight’ is pretty bad. Don’t know why he added permanent power failure and made her a loli. That’s two negatives to me, but it’s slapping bad + good for him.

I figued out what hte point of the horns are.
You put a string inbetween them and dry your socks off the line.

>>45476294
>Getting into a Discord fight with KC
That was more him getting into a fight with the Baphofags who don't even post or come onto this site.

Either way the best way to move on from the retarded drama is to ignore it and not give the poor Irish furry any potatoes to contemplate making into whiskey or dinner.

mgs that have the same energy as the song call on me

>>45476456
She's playing the long-game, anon. You don't have a chance.
I think you'll find she's more than capable of making you smile.

>>45476460
Doppel from monster musume is better.

>>45476367
As we see, this snake is moving in for seduction.

If I don’t impregnate a monster girl by this summer I’m going to kill myself.

>>45476478
I honestly don’t keep up with that sort of thing. It’s inevitably about petty drama, far too low-hanging a fruit for my tastes. May as well be in the ground. Said he should do something else, (besides electronigga), which is as good as it gets on 4chan. So moving on, back to monstergirls it is.

>>45476492
Can’t disagree on that point.
>>45476532
Settle for an ugly chick with a nice personality.

What do you think about bogie?

>>45476492
Isn't she implied to be Nyarlathotep, or at least poses as him to fuck with people?

>>45475925
young mastah needs meido correction

>>45476233
>see succ teacher looks down because tfw no husbando
>offer her half of your sandwich to cheer her up
>Succbrain.exe activates
>food = lunch = date = sex = marriage = babies

Sorry kiki. Gentlemen have valets, not maids

>>45476580
I see why anons like them, but I don't care for them. Neither the profile or aesthetic really calls to me other than their desire to help people be better.

>>45476603
Cut to an after-school "tutoring" session.
All night long.
At her house.

>>45476594
>kiki is wearing brass knuckes that say KIKI on them
I love LN's attention to detail

>>45476566
Ugly women don’t have “good personalities” because they’re resentful annd spiteful over being ugly.

What is the minimum acceptable development level for monster girls?

>>45476621
>I love LN's attention to detail
He's a treasure. Quick! Let's come up with greentext ideas so we can attract the eyes of his artfairy!

>>45476630
They have to meet legal age limits as far as I'm concerned. OUR limits. I'm fine banging a Baphomet but only if she's 18 or older.

>>45476616
>after-school "tutoring" session.
>at her house
I bet she used a line like that too the dork. And it probably worked. I doubt it’s hard for a horny 11/10 woman to get into a teenage boy’s pants.

>>45476644
Agreed. And not loli.

>im dying here, please ms haku, i don't ewannna write no more damn papers, I wanna relax,
>please let em go please let me go
>I just wanna have fun please
>I don't wanna write no more
>There isn't a haku right behind me, forcing me to write history papers
>She isn't taking my hands and forcing me to write
>it hasn't been 3 days since I've seen the sun or felt it on my skin......

>>45476635
>action movie star, Godzilla, goes the route of appearing in family friendly comedies also featuring her co-star, anon

>>45476635
> lich resurrects a dead guy
>he sees her wearing a cloak and nothing else
>takes his shirt off and gives it to her
bonus points if it's loli x shota

>>45476679
suprised she lets him have a phone,
how does he pay for it ?

>>45476635
don't beg artists for attention

>>45476654
It'd probably turn her on more if you tried to escape her house only to get raped into becoming hers.
Especially if you keep visiting to keep getting better grades for plowing her.

kiki

>>45476695
I hardly think making content for everyone, including him, to enjoy counts as "begging". God forbid we get some content.

>>45476695
what are you on about?

>>45476630
Kardashev 0…2 is an acceptable range. K-2, including civilizational collapse onto a lower level within a Dyson-like, is particularly interesting.

Literal adults, if you were meaning something else. T & A is required.

>>45476622
If you say so, Jimbo.

>>45476712
Kiki do you love me

>>45476744
smol birbs

We all know that hags are monster in their best form, the rest can't compete

This isn't very festive.

>>45476749
yus

>Gremlins accidentally a Mamono Mana bomb inside of a human city
>now there are thousands of young orphan girls who suddenly become monster girls overnight

How long until they're mass adopted by the monster girls in the surrounding areas. I kind of want to write a story about something like this.

>>45476762
Let the Feast of Alvis begin!

i like my monsters looking kinda funny but still cute

>>45476779
I'd happily read it if it stayed wholesome. I live for cute family stuff.
Literally. I think it might be the only thing keeping me alive.

>>45476798
When will black harpy realize it's only a faze and that she should just settle down and be a good girl?

I'm gonna take candy from a Malef!

>>45476779
The challenges of adapting to their new forms and perspectives. Good idea, but requires some deep thinking. Use a broad model, say Piaget or Wilson/Leary, then fill in the slots for a couple of entries. Ah, so that’s what y’all meant by development. Thought you meant civilization.

Pet kots

>>45475400
It cannot

If you ever find yourself cornered by a horny fox, just chant "rapist no raping" three times fast and they'll back off.

>>45476877
Big titty cats like this are for shota cock

>>45476886
Or yell “That’s my purse!” then kick her in the groin.

>>45476886
Those seem a bit oversized...

>>45476886
Reminder that the "foxes love tofu" meme is propagated by foxes and their husbands to throw off the sent of who has been raiding their neighbors chicken coups

>tfw ywn be generic lim princess A's royal guard
>She has a very simple yet cute face and has the body that is the ver definition o sexiness
>is airheaded and clusmy

New daughter picture! Does your wife or daughter play sports?

>>45476977
one plays clownball

The army my king has put me in command of is not strong enough to drive back the Salamander and Lizard invaders and save our human kingdom... but it's okay! I, being the genius I am, have devised a new way to drive off the lizardman horde. We've employed chemical and gas weapons made by the king's alchemists. They hate the lemongrass and clove oil compounds so much they drop their weapons and run away with crying, teary eyed faces instantly, because it's naturally offensive to their reptilian senses, it even makes Lamia puke in disgust and faint. We've even taken a number of them prisoner. Hahaha! Stupid monsters, you may outmatch us in brute strength but you will never overcome human ingenuity! We don't even need gasmasks, we find these scents tolerable!

>>45476802
Social worker Anon who is protective of the little girls he's finding homes for because humans are fucking monsters and he's careful with putting trust in anyone now. He struggles to help the girls acclimate while reviewing potential momsters and being oblivious to the potential momsters trying to seduce the perfect dad candidate.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna do it. Alright thread, give me ideas for the momster candidates and the girls. There will be NO dicking of daughterus. I need four momster candidates and seven little girls for Mr. Social Worker to find homes for. I'd like some variety.

i will just go to and take generic troll hag c that I found near the toad road

>>45477033
wurm
jubjub
hatter
wererabbit

>>45477027
Well, what will you do when the Lizards realize THEY can just use gasmasks?

Has the thread upgraded its hatred of daughteru dicking since I was last here?

>>45476882
lol, I honestly didn't expect a response. Ganbare, Magus!

>>45477049
Oh, well uh... uhhh... We'll just uh... I-I mean it's not like Lizards are smart enough to realize they could use gasmask anyway. They're dumb brutes and they have smallminded senses of honor that prevent them from thinking smarter instead of working harder. It's not a worry anyway.

>>45476977
>Does your wife or daughter play sports?
She's a dainty noble undead girl, the only sport I can imagine her doing is some kind of fencing.

>>45477033
I’d suggest that you roll for it, then throw out any that give you trouble after 5 minutes of thought. Might as well narrow it down to 4 pairs of the same species too.

Picrel is a succubus btw. From a potentially useful reference animu, Demi-chan Wa Kataritai. Good luck, man.

>>45477033
Bogey (stuffed)
Wurm
Succ
Hellhound

>>45477033
Pic rel

>>45477033
smol Ushi daughteru
>She so smol, and so adorable.
>Needs a momster who knows that once she hits puberty she will need guidance. A lot of it.

>>45477086
>roll for it
Good idea. I also decided to drop things down to five girls and three momster candidates.

Momster candidates
>Lilim
>Vampire
>Apophis

Daughterus
>Ushi Oni
>Genie
>Phantom
>Ratatoskr
>Ochimusha

>>45477118
Ironic

foraging for truffles and stuff with p'orc warband and h'orc

>>45475932
Piss bottles don't bother a kiki.
Poop socks may.
Onaholes break her heart.

>>45477163
I'm actually going one to one. Ochimusha is getting moved up to a momster candidate. Sitting here thinking about pairings had me realize she fits best as a momster with one of the daughterus.

>>45477180
wtf kind of kiki isn't bothered by a piss bottle? Bro, you gotta huff less copium. She's a maid from a race of maids. No fucking way she's gonna put up with a jar full of piss.

>>45477210
Better a jar than into her womb.

>>45477210
Piss doesn't bother canines. If anything, she'll want to instinctively piss over it. Besides, it'd reinforce her notion that "master needs correction." Same likely applies to the poop socks. It's all job security for her. Makes her feel needed.

Onaholes though, that's what upsets her. Why would you dump your seed into silicon when she's there to fulfill your needs? These make her feel inadequate.

>>45477231
Hot.
Bad maid though. Bad dog.

>>45474198
O-older women can't go around looking like that... It's indecent...

>>45477352
Why? Afraid you'll get a boner in public?

>>45477379
>vtuber

>>45477382
user who can recognize any vtuber on sight is jacking in

>>45477352
The little girls already do the same thing, so there's no choice for the older monsters but to compete.

>>45477389
>recognizing something that floods tags for a type of monster girl
wow that's really hard anon, if you have the brain the size of a peanut. Fuck off back to /vt/.

>>45477352
You gonna say that when she's pinning you against the wall and making out with you?

I still miss him, bros.

>>45477415
i didn't recognize it. maybe you should go outside more? or jerk off to vtubers less?

>>45477424
Don't worry, Anon. I am always with you in your heart.

>>45477428
>i didn't recognize it.
Sure, vtumorfag. Fuck off now.

>>45477432
I wanna believe!

Mentally ill samefag hours

>>45477437
What if the vtuber gives you a little present? Then can she stay?

>>45477487
Fuck off furfaggot.

>>45477493
Hello! What's up with you? You got a chill week ahead of you as we get closer to the holidays?

What's the official thread topic?

>>45477513
Cumming inside your momster

>>45477513
Cute spooders and where to hug them.

>>45477537
I turned arachnophobia mode on in the settings so there are no spiders allowed

>>45477513
Delicious Demon Pizzas. Buy a large for 20$ and get a free two liter of soda!* Must agree to terms presented in app. One offer per single male customer only.

The bigger the horns, the more trustworthy she is.

>>45477513
Would you let a demon use her tail to milk your prostate?

>>45477612
i remember that one manga where that succ trailed to jerk a guy off with her tail but she ends up getting a cramp easily.

You can always trust the Penguin girls in the arctic, they're much more trustworthy than the Polar bears and arctic foxes and seals and killer whales will ever be. They will keep you warm and sane. You should go hug the Penguins. Now.

>be in a cemetary putting flowers on a relative's grave
>he was a friend of the elves and they allowed him to be burried in their cemetary
>feeling nice and walking home when you see a beautiful elven girl with fair skin contrasted by ebony hair and blue eyes
>she seems sad, her eyes open a bit wider when she sees you
>probably shouldn't approach but she seems like she could use a friend
>talk and console her
>she talks about how lonely she is and how she just wants someone in her life to love
>hold her hand and tell her you understand
>shes a little cold but it is a bit chilly out and she's not wearing much
>tell her any guy would be lucky to have her
>she asks if you would be interested in her
>admit you would
>she cries tears of joy says to wait there
>she comes back in a wedding dress and an axe
>"forever and ever!"
Banshees am I right?

>>45477644
>Penguin girls in the arctic
I ask her why she is on the wrong end of the planet

>>45477658
Fuck, he knows. Shut it down before he tells others of our plans.

>>45477644
>Penguin girl waddling toward you with a seductive expression
>Her boobs keep jiggling

Pinned standing against a wall screaming, "I DON'T WANNA FUCK KID BODIES," while a Baphomet gleefully leg locks me and bounces away while stroking my face and calling me her handsome Onii-chan.

>>45477649
>doesn't want to be a powerful undead lord

>>45477674
Another Sabbath Victloli.

>>45477669
>KOWALSKI

>>45477658
Penguingirl got lost because she has no eyes.
>but she knows a lot of Love craft

>>45477680
She's going to be surprised when I kissfeed her an Irreversible Metamorphosis Potion and finds herself six feet tall, wide hips, thick thighs and hefty breasts.

>>45477695
You fool! You partook of some of that same potion! Now you dang twelve foot tall giant!

What's the proper way to talk to tall monsters? I want to avoid this situation

>>45477716
That is the proper way to talk to tall monsters

really tropical, tiki nation with women with milk that tastes like either coconut milk, or tropical fruit juice

>TFW no Southern belle zombie GF

>>45477716
I carry a stepladder around for just such an occasion. I call them womanlet dorks from the top step. Just be sure to wear your OSHA mandated fall-arrest harness.

>>45477716
>Be 5'10"
>Not short by anymeans but to a 8' tall wan you are still a manlet in need of protection
>Get all flustered as she picks you up and takes you where ever she wants to go