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Such a slut

>>4546121
something along the lines of:
bitch I'm reading a book, gtfo

>>4546121
Is Kourin Rinnosuke gonna have to choke a bitch?

Annoyed.

More than likely scared out of his wits.

Nothing. He is gay.

Creeped out because he's being hit on by a sabretooth tiger

'No, Yukari, no!'

>>4546138
>gay

Nah. He is a levelheaded man whom does not think with his dick. i.e. He's intelligent.

>>4546138
>Gay
For who?

>>4546167
>man whom does not think with his dick

I call bullshit. Every single man on earth is guided by his penis, either towards vaginas or other men's orifices.

Either that or he is an eunuch.

"So you're always spending time alone massaging yourself..."

Yukari watches Rinnosuke masturbate

>>4546183

I am a schizoid and I have no sex drive. But I am a man.

Your logic has failed.

>>4546205
"You may have a physical penis, but you have no manhood."
Or that's what he was saying, anyway. Obviously, a real man weighs the options favored by both heads and then forges his own path.

>>4546205
A fancy type of eunuch, you mean. Your mind is simply so busted you no longer work normally. A man, a healthy man, has more hormones than you could possibly fathom.

>>4546252

doesn't care, he's half-youkai

>>4546271

I imagine the following:

Rinnosuke: What? You want me to put it in?

Yukari: That's right, so chop-chop!

Rinnosuke: Ok, bend over...

Yukari: Oh no, sweetie. It's going in you.

>>4546332

Okay.

>>4546332
Why would Yukari warn him of this. Wouldn't she just gap it into his anus when he inserts it in her?

>>4546350
I think the horror that fills his eyes when she spells this word by word is as good as the act itself.

>>4546350
Depends on if Yukari thinks Kourin is worthy of handling her goods, however brief.

>>4546121
Notice Yukari's bloodshot eyes

Rinnosuke is her dealer

>>4546132
You're just jealous that Yukari didn't come to you for help with her sexual aids.

>>4546397
Feels good man

>>4546397
Yes, Rinnosuke deals the legendary and mystical Roman Red.

>>4546430
I just realized this is /jp/ and no one will get the reference.

>>4546500

really?

Well, since I'm trying to read a book, I'd say "it goes in your vagina, now would you leave me alone?!" in an irritated tone.

>>4546517
If he said that he'd find that book in his anus.

Rinnosuke is a afraid of yukari for good reason.

>>4546205
I am Schizoid and have a sex drive and I am a man. Your statement is irrelevant.

I had a silly running theory.

Human women cannot conceive youkai children. Much like Rh+ children in an Rh- mother (second child naturally so the antibodies already recognize it) it will cause biological rejection and miscarriage. In fact a youkai's semen could very well be a poison to a human woman, eating them from the inside in a vicious rot.

So if Rinnosuke has sex with Keine, he could very well kill her.

Think about who you fuck before you fuck them over, Rinnosuke.

Brought to you by the Eientei Medical Council and the Yakumo Corporation.

>>4547074
This pic makes more sense

>>4547074
Rinnosuke x Yukari OTP

>>4547097
Fuck that. I'm a shark. Suck my dick.

EX boss for TH13

>>4547097
HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

>>4547074

>So if Rinnosuke has sex with Keine, he could very well kill her.

Oh, the DRAMA!

>>4547122
Its true!

Except maybe Mokou. Sure she'll die inside (literally) but she gets off on that.

>>4547142
That's right. You know what this picture is of? MURDER

>>4547074
keine is half youkai dumbass

>>4547137

>>4547157

Mokou could not be impregnated.

The sperm would fertilize her ovum, and promptly get reversed as an abnormality.

>>4547176
I thought she was a were-hakutaku

>>4547212

she was bitten

>>4547220
I'd bite her.

>>4547176
I don't think having a were problem makes you genetically half anything, except half crazy in monthly events which symbolizes the horrors of the menstrual cycle. Even if she turns youkai during the full moon and Rinnosuke bangs her, she'll still cry in pain as his seed burns through her womb like acid the next morning. Or should I say "mourning."

Yeah I know the were theme is used for alcoholism. But you know what? Women are vicious and bleed for days at a time each month without dying like an insane wounded wild animal. Its applicable.

>>4547228
those tits can put an eye out.

>>4547225
wait what

why are we assuming youkai semen is acidic?

all them mangas seem to think differently.

Wait, what IS Rinnosuke?

If youkai semen killed humans how do we get a half-youkai like Rinnosuke to begin with?

>>4547228
Get out of here, hussy. Go back to your filthy humans and your fragile short existence. Youkai stick with their own kind.

>>4547310

Youkai confirmed for shit-retard tier

they're all illiterate

>>4547309
A man has sex with a youkai woman. Simple as that. And let me tell you, if you get far enough to impregnate her you are indeed a REAL man. Even if you die from it.

>>4547074
This is a terrible theory and you are a terrible person.

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.

WE WILL MEET ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE AND THE WINNER WILL BE THE ONE WHO IS RIGHT AND THE LOSER WILL BE THE ONE WHO IS DEAD.

>>4547322
Then I am afraid you are already dead, my friend. I have the power of SCIENCE and racism on my side. You might be able to fight one or the other, but not both.

>>4547323
Who was Rinnosukes mom?

Yukari?

Does that make Ran like his sister?

>>4547333
Oh ho, but do you have the power of LOVE and JUSTICE on your side?

I THINK NOT!

HAVE AT YOU!

>>4547333
You're pitiful SCIENCE means nothing to reality raping MAGIC! Unlink you, I aint gotta explain shit.

>>4547347
LOVE and JUSTICE you say? Hmm, those are indeed powerful allies.

*clap clap*

Oh Marisa dear~ Bring the red and white and your mini-Hakkero. I have someone here who is DYING to meet you. I'll be sure to give you both a special treat afterwards...

Yo where all da whi- ...er HUMAN womenz at?

>>4547361
Is there a translated version of this?

>>4547393

"Ever wonder why you never see any humanoid male youkai? Its because they are all feral monsters. Dark lustful creatures lurking in the shadows of the forest, waiting for a foolish woman to wander in alone. There they take her. There they end her.

Rinnosuke is a special exception. He is a half monster. He can control is urges...for the most part. But despite his tranquil demeanor women still flock to him like lambs for the slaughter. They sense the danger in him and can't resist it. So he devours them, in his own way, one by one until there is nothing left of them but a dumb sow's husky and a cry of pain and passion.

Make no doubt about it brothers, this man is our enemy. Arm yourselves and with steel blade and iron clad resolve. He will destroy your daughters if given half the chance. Just like he destroyed mine..."

-Kirisame Daijiro

>>4547469
What ever happened to Marisa's father anyways? I've seen doujins where her mother died and her father is abusive and stuff. Also that she has a little sister, but that's all fanon right?

>>4547537
Yes, except for the her father is abusive part, that's canon. It's why she befriended Reimu in the first place, after fighting her.

>Kirisame Daijiro

Is that his name?

Where is he anyway?

>>4547542

It's not that her father's abusive, but disowned her for not following the family business (shopkeep of some sort I believe) and she ran off to be a witch.

>>4547565
You could classify that as mental abuse.

>>4547559
Never says. I just made this name up because it sounds pretty good.

I say he died of a broken heart after Marisa ran off to learn from Mima. Broken and alone, having driven away the one thing that reminded him of his wife's beauty and cheer...

Kinda reminds me of that one story on THP.