/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You killed miss jinko

Which girls used to get posted a ton but now are forgotten. Which do you miss?

>>45456842
onis fell off

>>45456831
>There's no time to explain, get on my back!

I'm gonna IV drip a healing potion into my veins and give my vampire wife a doppelganger potion!

Lads... I'm in agonizingly desperate need...

>>45456866
her and hatter shop at the same place i feel

>>45456857
No sorry, I only trust centaurs with massive boobs

>>45456842
I feel like Liches and Anubi used to be a lot more popular.

>>45456846
>be paladin
>strike down a slime in a labyrinth I was sent to purge
>she split into four and is now chasing me through the maze like I’m pacman

>>45456895
good luck

Royalty should wear fancy clothes.

>>45456866
You sick fuck, THIS is what you want?

>>45456831
What the dog doin'?

Regular succs are the best, especially the dorks in the LN universe

>>45456908
bogie clothing entrapment?
Oh i'd hate that.
what an awful fate.
couldn't think of a worse thing to be, then smothered between a soft shirt and softer plush bogie booba

>>45456923
His world is lacking cait siths unless they haven't monsterized yet.

>>45456925
bogey, i meant bogey!
mixing terms up might attract scary clowns

>>45456908
haha who in their right mind could possible want to be smothered with endless love haha

I'm going to put on my orange winter camo and grab my trusty rifle and go hunting for Whitehorns. I don't mean hunting as in hunting for a wife either I am legitimately going to shoot at them while sitting in a tree.

>>45456900
Bones mean this is not comfy...

>>45456923
they deserve good husbands

>>45456935
>I'm going to put on my orange winter camo and grab my trusty rifle and go hunting for Anon. I don't mean hunting as in hunting for a husband either I am legitimately going to shoot at them while sitting in a tree.

>>45456939
it's okay they're female bones

>>45456935
>super evil anon tries this
>looks down barrel of gun
>hears evil laughter behind him
>that's funny, he thinks, he didn't shoot anyone yet, why is there evil laughter?
>arms restrained by branches out of nowhere
>more wrap around ankles and he is hoisted into the air upside down
>gun falls harmlessly to forest floor
>now face to face with ancient evil dryad who resonated with off evil anon's evilness

Reminder that Slimes don't mind if you punch or otherwise hit them. Actually they quite like the feeling. But don't stop there! Get as much of her slime in your hand and give it a tight squeeze! Get physical!

>>45456948
>be so evil that you get an instant evil wife
I will save my evil points to get a really evil wife!

>>45456943
How will her fat ass get in a tree? Huh?

>>45456948
>ancient evil dryad
>purple colour scheme
>has even got the tree rings around her eyes
>probably did some evil tree things
>like scare off that bird from building a nest
>or creaking ominously near those campers

I really like dryads and I wish they were posted more.
The real question is, do dryads replicate the personality and appearance of the trees they inhabit?
Oak dryads are strong, reliable, tall, and have an almost olympian apperance.
Birch dryads are romantic, young looking, and lustful.
Elm dryads are massive nerds and dorks.

>>45457007
Best story I know was a dryad who caught guys and locked them into the trees with a tentacle attached to their dicks.

>>45457012
Where can I find that?

>>45457036
I lied it was asmr
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/46990766/post/64577494

Friday night finally coming back from work and I really wish I had an auntster waiting for me, ready to drain all my stress and tiredness from the week, preparing me nice food and being there for me to have a good time...

All alone on a Friday night? Dead inside? Looking for something to read?
Take a look at:
The Great Monster Journey - by RSanon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28673736/chapters/70293690
One of the great writers of ye' old times.

>>45457070
I liked his story about the manticores that kidnap men and tail gangbang them.

>>45456960
That comment just earned you some incendiary ammo anon

sorry wife, the sex is going to have to wait another night, I've got to shitpost on 4mon!

revere the emperor expell the mgs.

I put a sign up on the window of the food truck I run that says "We don't serve Danuki"
Hate them fucking coons, ain't gonna have them greedy coons coming to my business.

SWEATY
OCELOMEH
THIGHS

>>45457102
Been trading some rogues, anon?

>>45456842
There used to be a lot more Wendigo posting in the past.

>>45457146
that he gives his succs tails but neglects many of his animal girls is an unfortunate twist of fate

>>45457153
Coatposting was fun.

should I be worried about introducing my young son to my neighbour's hellpup or other neighbour's jinko cub?
Imprinting and childhood friends are a myth - I think I'll just let him play by himself.

>>45457107
>at gym
>mirin an ocelomeh doing some squats
>perfect mocha thighs
>notice her looking at me in the mirror
>oh fuck
>racks the bar and struts over with a smug grin
>asks if I'd like to join her for some cocoa after I'm done
>ask if she means the drink
>cat gets even more smug

>>45457188
>son goes up to hellpup
>she squishes her beans on his face
Meet your new future daughter in law

>>45457188
at least there's that hebi babysitter

>>45457199
Silly monsters. The childhood friend never wins

>>45457188
>Monsters want to give their daughters the childhood friend marriage
>Rare anon with a son suddenly getting a LOT of people asking if they can arrange playdates.
>Takes a lot of guts to say no to Mama Hound, Mama Dragon, or Mama Hebi.
>Cause if you thought a single monster was bad (you are right), but almost as bad is a married monster supporting her daughter

>>45457190
>walk into my lizard coworker's cubicle to ask her something
>surprise her when I start talking
>she squirts blood out of her eyes at me

>>45457200
I am so sorry, but a month after Anon's mom met that *unfortunate* accident and passed away, Miss Hebi became Anon's new Stepmom.

How do you guys think the fate thing would work? Personally, I like to think of it as subtle and barely there, like the force.

Example, you don't want to be claimed by dark elf slavers so you run and trip down a very steep hill and hurt yourself a bit. Then a girl you actually like a lot finds you, nurses you back to health and marries you.

Telling a Bicorn I want to marry her right now and don't want a harem!

>>45457219
>he still things he gets a choice
You fell for propaganda and disinfo.

>>45457199
I'm going to watch that unfold in slow motion and be unable to stop it.
My poor boy.
He will be cuddled for the rest of his life.
Maybe I can cancel it out by getting the young jinko next door to scare hellpup off.

>>45457078
The gloryhole one? It was good but personally I feel scared sleeping around, no clue why. Im not religious and don't care if others have slept around

>>45457219
fate in the sense you cannot escape happiness
fated pairings is mostly for waifufags

>>45456939
They're Halloween decorations anon, they have the personality of cores

>>45457242
that's a big oni.
maybe getting the guided tour from the kunoichi was a bad idea.
s-she wouldn't just leave me here in the middle of the oni trail, right?

>>45456842
Picrel and manticores, don't get me wrong they're still popular but they're way less popular than they used to be

>>45456842
In the good old days before spergs made it one setting dominant.

>>45457258
Of course she wouldn't leave you on the trail, she would however give you to her to keep the rest of the tourists from being harassed by her
I hope you like muscle worship and drinking sake off her abs

>>45457213
>Monsters want to give their daughters the childhood friend marriage
I don't think they would really try to arrange anything like that or it would be very uncommon, the monsters are described to be rather hands off with their parenting methods.

>>45456939
she wanted kfc prease understand…

>>45457219
I dunno how subtle mamono fate is.
>One day you wake up surrounded by a swarm of tiny, fairy-sized succubi.
>They immediately drag you out of bed, dress you up in your finest T-shirt and least stained pants, then push / pull / prod you out of your shitty basement apartment.
>There's a 6' tall lizard woman working a grill in front of your building, and a single table nearby, with two chairs.
>A meaty H'orc sits in one of the chairs, dressed in a dainty sundress and looking around, barely able to meet your confused gaze.
>"Sit! Sit!" the chorus of succubi chant as they drag you to the table.
>The lizard woman winks at you as she flips a burger.

>As you take your seat across from the H'orc, she gulps audibly.
>"So, you, uh, come here often?"
>The succubi are all watching, chattering quietly to each other and giving both of you thumbs ups.
"Uh, yeah?"
>The succs start high fiving each other like crazy.

>>45457269
oh come on, just cause she's got thighs the size of a tree trunk, is twice my height, and has a rapey smile doesn't mean she isn't just a big lovable goof who I can cuddle with!
...help

>>45457275
i think they'd encourage them to play together
and if they so happen to take a liking to each other, that's great too

>>45457279
Fight or die anon.
Fight or die.

>>45457291
>wisp off to the side holds up a "die" sign
she's my biggest fan

>>45457236
That's nice, personally I like the soulmate stuff. I don't even have a waifu, I just really want someone I'm made for and vice versa y'know? Someone I can be a perfect partner to, someone who will never even be able to leave me because I'm just so perfect for them

>>45457320
the net result is the same. it's mostly sophistry

>>45457320
>, someone who will never even be able to leave me
grimdark moment.

>>45457232
>He ends up having all three of them become best friends
>When they grow up he ends up being sandwiched between jinko and hellhound tits and abs
You have doomed your son to a life of rough sex and gentle cuddling

I think it would be cute to see how a dragon would deal with some kid annoying her.
throwing a frisbee into her cave
pulling on her tail
calling her 'Scaley Jane'
laughing when she screams 'I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU!'

>>45457279
>mamono world is just Final Destination but with sex
>seeing a guy snag his pants off on the edge of a desk and fall only for a girl to slip and land cunt first on his dick is a regular occurrence

>>45457348
unagi joro slime breaks the physics engine

>>45457341
You ignored the second part anon, because I'm addictive and perfect for them and vice versa. If I'm a shithead then yeah, people should be able to leave me, but in MGE demonic energy would make me the perfect husband in everyway.
>>45457328
True, it's not like you'd ever be aware. First thing id probably do if I got to MGE is beg to become a servant of Eros or mara.

progressive weed smoking monster girls with undercuts whomst are my age and ideally dominant.

>>45457344
what have i done?
can I stop this cruel and unusual twist of fate, or is he truly doomed to a life of scorching and stripes?
maybe that whitesnake down the road has some tips...

>>45457357
>slip on a patch of eel slime
>slide screaming for six city blocks
>clip the heels of an irritable demon manager who has given up on love
>she ends up riding you while you slide off into the sunset

>>45457344
Reincarnation is such a perfect mix of weird and unnverving, and romantic and idyllic.

>>45457366
Based

>>45457386
unimpeded really is a great shirt

>>45457380
>Another fine job from the Eros Unagi.

whenever i see a boog, I can't help but feel like i could pick them up.
not just the small ones, but arachne, soldier beetles and oomuakde to.
Like, oh no, an oomukade is coiling me? Just pick the dorkpede up. Probably will ball up in fright.
Boogs just look really light.

>>45457391
Indeed it is, wonder what kind of punny shirts monsters would wear.
>>45457382
It is, honestly it's terrifying to me. I'd cling to my partner in the afterlife

>>45457412
>wonder what kind of punny shirts monsters would wear.

>>45457411
they are more scared of you for a reason.

>>45457380
>see a great shadow on the horizon
>muffled music plays in the distance
>the shape gets closer, larger, rounder
>you can hear it now
>katamari damacy OST
>oh no
>the ground rumbles as the sphere begins to consume the city
>immediately get stuck to the dark matter
>arms, legs and various other monster appendages emerge from the muck and pull you deeper in
>have to ride out a city size orgy because some lonely khepri kept pushing her dark matter around
such is life

>>45457159
And they're not tiny thin weenie tails either

It's weird, right?

Do you guys think monsters would be sensitive to how shit our world is? I personally kind of dislike how much we infantize em, especially since the old ones would be very used to evil shit, I feel like they'd sympathize but wouldn't have breakdowns or anything

what do they even do for sex ed in mge? this shit seems complicated.

>>45457479
Semen is power. Get a reverse harem and become the DL.
It's what she doesn't want you to know.

>45457486
Mental illness

>>45457476
they might bemoan the romantic opportunities available to us but our suffering is hardly unique

>>45457489
It's a logical way to gain power and makes perfect sense in the setting.

>>45457501
unless you read it
but i guess you already answered that

>>45457503
Quote the part where it says demonic energy will reject the non monogamous monster girls.

monster girl gamers using the term 'milked' when they outskill a male player. streamers who use this term often face backlash for being a 'matriarchy supporter'

>>45457501
>>45457508
Protip Mick:

You aren't the main character

>>45457515
neither are you.

>>45457508
'k
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Mamono's_Mana_(p28)

I had a dream where I witnessed a monster that had her husband killed and the following pain and anguish was absolutely horrifying
I feel incredibly bad

>>45457524
>In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.
Just seduce them bro.

>>45457522
You spend all day every day in a thread full of MGE fans and have a mental breakdown when people talk about MGE.

Again: You are not the main character and nobody cares about you.

>>45457386
>Now listen, human centipede movie that use cultural oppress up Oomukade and you should ou SHITLORD was a shitty approrpiation to systematically and promote teraginy be ash ed of liking it!

What did she mean by this?

>>45457538
Ok.Jump off a bridge.

>>45457479
MGE sex ed is probably monsters telling their daughters
>you know the basics, when you find a boy you like ask him about the rest

>>45457476
They live in utopia overseen by benevolent gods and near demi-gods where basically the whole world is driven by the search for true-love.
I'm sure they'd be both extremely sad but also strong and determined. Some might cry, others might begin a grand cleansing.
At the end of the day they're still people with their own thoughts and way of looking at the world.

>>45457606

the big scary ones make the best cuddlers

>>45456842
ushi onis used to be talked about all the time, now we can go whole threads without anyone bringing up our little rape train.

>>45457655
and they're so grateful

>>45457662
Ushi lovers got dragged into wifi-less caves in the mountains

>>45457476
the old ones wouldnt have breakdowns, the new monsters who have only known peace WOULD break down.

>>45457672
join the club.

>>45457672
I don't tend to me misanthropic, but this line of thinking makes for some fun portal scenarios. I live the idea of Druella 2.0 and Eros looking at our world and deciding that a crusade to save us is in order.
Deus Vult.

>>45457694
This but from the opposite side.
Deus vult.

>>45457279

>>45457710

>>45457717
cute succs

>>45457722
Foxes are the best when they're small.

>>45457736
Correct and true

if it means the end of our evolution as a species so be it.

>>45457755
No anon, MGs will be our beginning

>>45457755
Monster girls are technically speaking just humans because we can produce viable offspring with them

>No mantis gf who shreds the bodies and eats the heads of your enemies
Seriously, I need this cold killer in my life. Who else is gonna protect my garden from rabbits, and my trash from raccoons and possums? Who else is gonna grab those birds and eat them alive before they divebomb my car with slimy poo?

I'm talking actual animals, not other monsters

>>45457766
They are parasites on a new level. They simply need your genetic material to kickstart the process. But no human is left.

>>45457767
I bet she would cutely nibble at your neck.

>>45457777
Do these quads lie or not

>>45457219
The girl is a dark elf. She nurses you freaky style and makes you like her. Or she gives you first aid and sells you off after you go fetal and cry.
>but I don’t like dark elves
Then why were they chasing you? Checkmate, atheists.

>>45457780
I hope she takes a play out of Ms. Mantcore's playbook and makes comments about how my flesh tastes good and rustles her scythes as she does so to get a reaction out of me.

>>45457780
No! Anything but that!

>>45457279
>see an interesting woman you vaguely feel might be right for you
>both of you get filled with a dozen love arrows as soon as either of you thinks of making a move
Nothing personnel, Anon. Cupids are very busy and overworked. Please understand.

I've seen Heaven and it's thick, wet, and gooey.

>>45457801
>>45457809
It's part of something I like to headcanon; that even though monster girls don't kill human men, they'll still feel compelled to sort of recreate ways they were known for doing just that. For example Ittan momen were known for choking their victims to death but instead, now, it's a bit a kink where she might decide to gently place her hands around your neck and apply the slightest amount of pressure during sex.

defeat the succubi with sex
it'll really embarrass her and stuff

>>45457832
succs are easy to defeat

>>45457476
No. I imagine that humans are crazy and violent anywhere. Monsters have to deal with it. She can whine after she’s tied him down safely, probably post-rape.

>>45457829
Huh, same. I see it as just a flicker of their normal, dominant instincts. It gives the species some spice. Sneks and spiders love to wrap and nibble, beastmen love to "devour", demons tempt and seduce. Quite fun.

>>45457840
Lims too

>>45457840
They say the same thing about human men

>>45457827
Heaven is void of light, Jon.
>tfw no Onne san Eldritch Baphomet to explore the cosmos with and constantly make more Dark Young with.

>>45457860
Good thing no one is writing down my many weaknesses and giving it to succs

>>45457829
Same.
>Sandworm chasing her future hubby even though he's got a mana marker and clearly wants a sandworm wife
>Arachne wrapping you in web and biting you as if she were injecting you with venom to melt your insides
>Lamia coiling around you and just getting a little too tight while licking her lips and flicking her tongue out at your face to taste you
>Your mino wife of 10 years jumping at you when you get home, "splitting your head" with her demon silver axe or charging you with her horns
>A pair of p'orcers tying you up on a roasting spit and carrying you off to be cooked alive, but actually you're getting chained up to be their slave
>Dormouse existing near you
>Succ visually ripping your soul from her body during lewd, sucking it partially into her mouth, before blowing it back out and into your body
And in all these cases, all she has to do is say "hubby, let's make love," but they just feel the desire to take things up a notch or two.

>>45457525
Resurrection and banzai make death cheap. She can literally chase him to Hell, or Hel. Both equally good options. Or she could wait for him to reincarnate and then savagely rape him with the force of a billion suns. That works too.

>>45457878
>rata uses her reverse-trap dhampir friend to infiltrate human bars and get men to talk about all the things they like in a woman
>spits her beer out when she meets a guy who likes sporty women with flat chests who like to adventure

>>45457882
>>Sandworm chasing her future hubby even though he's got a mana marker and clearly wants a sandworm wife
I was going to call you a fucking retard, and I read your post like twice and I was going to say why the fuck would a slime keep chasing a man who wants a sandworm.

but alas, I was the retard, and I clearly have slime for brains.

>>45457882
>>Succ visually ripping your soul from her body during lewd, sucking it partially into her mouth, before blowing it back out and into your body
gonna have to be a "no" from me on this one, chief

>>45457912
Gotta live dangerously my fren.

>>45457882
>Succ visually ripping your soul from her body during lewd, sucking it partially into her mouth
What would if she actually suck it out?

>>45457882
You married her, her fetishes are now your fetishes . Marriage is about sharing, after all.

>>45457912
i like wights having soul-play

>>45457924
Body becomes a soulless husk and begins to die. Your soul is in her belly until she spits it back out into the body, at which point, the body returns to life and any damage received from the process of dying is reversed. Your consciousness is wherever the soul is. You wouldn't feel, smell, taste, see, or hear anything. You'd just sense becoming one with her.

I recommend against this. Most succs recommend against this. Only the most depraved, fallen succs would even contemplate using such an ancient, forbidden magic, and even they almost always decide against it. Too risky. A lot can go wrong. It's supposed to be a permanent death sentence, not some fetish play.

>>45457920
>>45457938
Succs are to gentle and loving to even consider it!

>>45457924
Then you have been defeated by Shao Kunt, the heinous Wisp sorcerer.
>Your soul is mine!!
Should’ve worked on that Shadow Kick, Johnny-boy.

>>45457764
>>45457766
mgs impedes progress

>>45457959
progress for who though?

>>45457964
That cashier that keeps making passes at you.

>>45457970
>cashier flirts with you and asks if you want her to make you dinner
>decline and say your frozen meals are good enough for you
>many hags instantly look at you
woops

>>45457959
for humanity to have a future we have to reject the ideas of the old world.

>>45457899
>a guy who likes sporty women with flat chests who like to adventure
They aren't COMPLETELY flat...

>>45457991
>damphir shows off her big chest
>it's actually pockets of holy water and anti-vampire tools
>she's actually flat as board

>>45457991
>Anon finds he can't stop staring at his "bro's" ass
>almost cries in relief when she exposes herself as a girl

>>45457991
>>45458041
Remember to refuse to believe she's a girl. She'll have to prove it

>>45458004
She's mad because the cow gene is carried on the vampire chromosome.

>>45457942
>>45457945
>>45457956
After reading all of this i will never trust succs again
I hate them now

>>45458046
You won't be so smug when she puts those abs to work.

>>45458055
they're used to overcoming such hurdles

>>45458055
Good. Give yourself to a good girl that won't ever come close to harming you like a unicorn or angel

>>45458055
but succs love you?

>>45457062
This but with thirsty oppai loli auntster

>>45458077
How?
>>45458085
They might harm me tho

>>45458085
Imagine Succs finding out that there are men that prefer literal corpses over them

>>45458109
Zombie chan needs more love.

>>45458109
Now imagine her face when you say you love her more than a literal semen demon.

>>45458109
Man, Jiangshi are too overpowered. I love zombies, but you can pose a Jiangshi into whatever position you want and pound away at her until her tight frozen pussy is all warm and limbered up, and while there's literally nothing stopping her from slowly and gently wrapping you up and humping you, she also has the option to go full sprinter zombie on you too once she is warmed up.

She's literally just a better zombie except no wight evolution.

>>45458109
>losing over a corpse that anon found in the mg mart bargain bin
how can succs recover?

>>45458109
zombie lesser succ

>>45457127
To be fair (with the right kind of help) Zombies are fully customizable with the kinds of limbs and body parts you can add or swap around.

>>45458109
To be fair (with the right kind of help) Zombies are fully customizable with the kinds of limbs and body parts you can add or swap around.

>>45458133
Wait, does the one on the left have black sclera? Fuck it, I'll take her.

>>45458164
Zombies can have black sclera too

>>45458257
gonna cum in her pot and see what happens

>>45458261
>"Oh thank you! That was the last ingredient I needed!"

>>45458265
didnt know i was gonna do unpaid labor
ill just take back my cum and leave

>>45458281
you know the old mamano saying, "no refunds"

>>45457827
This post makes me imagine a slime ghost or will-o-wisp that imprisons your soul in her body.

>runs to your left
>"You're too slow!"
>appears on your right
>"You're too slow!"
>runs circles around you
>"You're too slow, anon!"
>slaps your ass from behind while still looking like she's standing in front of you with afterimages
>"You're too slow, haha!"
>"Wanna go out and get chili dogs now?"

>>45458368
Piss off blue rat, I want the edgehog.

Succubi are at their most dangerous right after they wake up. Not only do they have captivating bed hair, but their voice is extra seductive.
This is partly why you should NEVER accept to be roommates with a Succ; the rent is dirt cheap for a reason.

>>45458395
That's why I'm roommates with a vampire, I don't even have to see her at all and the rent still gets paid.

Something tells me my new elven maid has some kind of dark, troubled past. I just can't put my finger on it.

>>45458395
>Erotic sleepy bedhead succ wearing nothing but an oversized t-shirt
And that is how I became a father.

>>45458418
>succ falls asleep planning her seduction plan for anon
>wakes up
>anon loses to her while she has bedhead and wearing anon's shirt
>she likes the results but is disappointed that all her planing was wasted

>>45458417
>Ask her what her last profession was
>"War leader... Against dirt! In a war against dirt!"

>>45458418
>>45458430
Imagine spending countless hours studying your prey, picking the perfect outfit, accounting for all possible scenarios, learning new seduction techniques and even asking your mom for advice
Only for Anon to insta-lose because you wore his shirt and mindlessly said you want him for breakfast

cundead

>>45457127
cute

>>45457717
is this new? it's very cute

>>45457102
I will not pay my taxes, I will lie to the revenuers and g-men and I will marry a monster invader. Be glad I am not actively subverting the human empire unless you want to push the issue

>>45456844
Such lovely, voluptuous alcoholics

>>45458546
oni needs to be blue

>>45457476
>I don't like to talk about the old days, but since you're asking I've personally killed more people than both atomic bombs

>>45458546
>>45458555
Would you accept a job as a sake-boy in the local Oni onsen?

>>45458613
Depends. What does a sake-boy do?

>>45458613
that depends, do i get my own tiger striped underwear?

>>45458619
Get in the hot spring and serve sake to the onis.
Whatever happens in their drunken haze is also part of the job.

>>45458632
If you to get raped on your first day, yes.

>>45458446
It must have been a rough traineeship for her. I just wish she'd stop humming Viva la Vida.

>>45458394
I want the yellow one, you know which one

>>45458632
my thoughts exactly
what's the point of fornicating with an Oni if you do not get the tiger print pants? the looks are slick and the stats are insane

Walking through akaname village and telling them to eat my ass was not a good idea

>>45457694
>How to beat mamonos: kill all men.
Our government will nuke us

>>45457797
That's the reason why I will always have something to KYS. I refuse to get paired with a mamono I hate

>>45457878
Marshmallow cat are based

I want sci fi monsters
aliens even

>"There's no way you could want to date an actual monster like me anon, before the current Demon Lord took over, I was an evil murderer and I killed hundreds of innocents attacking the settlements of the Order! I didn't even spare the women or children! And I was hideous too! I many limbs and eyes and horns and teeth! I can never atone for what I did! You should stay away from me! I'm no good and I- Are you even listening to me?! I'm pure evil! I'm the worst person you'd ever know!"

>>45457043
very nice gobbo

>>45458951
Shut up and get this dick you mopey bitch won't have time to whine while we're busy raising six kids

>>45458944

>>45458951
True, gtfo or kys

>>45458902
Don't let her pick your dates either, unless you want to end up in a sauna, go for a run or even visit a volcano.

>>45458944
Need spacewurm.

>>45458951
Shut the fuck up and go back to your old dragon form before my dick goes limp

>>45458940
If you get a regular cat it's nearly guaranteed it'll watch you jerk off.
A marshmallow cat would never.

>>45458953
I dunno Anon, have you seen her ears?

>>45459008
Nekomata will be replaced by marshmallow

>>45458931
Think, anon, think. If you hate her so much, why is she chasing you? It’s because you like her, going by KC-logic.

>>45459135
Indeed, this is thread canon and she wouldn't chase after me. KC is based and protect us

>>45459135
Anon is just a tsundere.

>>45459161
How does your favorite species deal with a tsundere anon?

>>45459161
I hate vampire, bunch of pricks

>>45458944
Double teaming easy human chicks with my Villuviax bros (female) on the weekends. It’s not xenosex unless you’re genitalia touch! Even if they do, you can always yell “No xeno!” really loudly when orgasming. That’s why humanity is the superior species.

>>45459180
Only two pricks, assuming she’s got good sim.

>>45459154
>run past dark elf slavers
>get hogtied and delivered to your waifu
>it’s like the amazon delivery service, except their speeches are about violating elves instead of public sex. Also, they men work in their factories.

>>45459161
>You both yell “I don’t even like you baka” at the same time during the first date
>entire restaurant facepalms

>>45459302
>D-don't get the wrong idea! I only went on a date with you because I like the pies here!

>>45456831
That dork thinks she's in a dark fantasy setting!

>>45459178
>tsundere anon vs eros monster
This is outrageous! It's unfair!

>>45459288
Nope, I i don't like it

Quick! Somebody stop the elves! They're getting too powerful!

>>45459546
Storm, earth and fire, heed my call!

>>45459546
>Insert chaos space marine joke

>>45459520
>get hogtied by whitesnake
>she plays classic rock during the whole trip
>”Have you heard the good word about Ryu?”
>she sets your junk on fire before leaving you with your waifu

>>45459366
>ten minutes of thinly veiled and thirsty conversation
>about pies
>using pies as a stand-in for how they actually like each other
Many such elves.

>>45459630
It got weird the moment she said that she wouldn't mind waking up to this pie every day for the rest of her life.

>>45459593
Still bad, don't get why you need to hogtied someone

I wonder if lamias can sense when a man wants to be coiled.
I mean, it's a hard thing to ask out loud.

>>45458430
surce?>?

FLASH
WOOOHHOOOAH
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

>>45459694
Fine, but you need an Eros professional for that.
>get a fast action tranquilizer arrow to the back
>so fast that you didn’t even notice the arrow
>you simply wake up in another location
>you see the girl of your dreams
>she’s looking at a pink sheet of paper
>she says the perfect words to get your new life together started
>the bill from Eros comes in once y’all settle down happily
>”Wtf is this bill? I ain’t paying this shit.” you say
>instantly get headshot’d and hogtied

>>45459685
If you think that’s bad, they take decades to move past the metaphors. Even during the sex.
>”I want to be covered head-to-toe in this deliciously filthy human pie’s filling!”
Why are tsunderes, just why?

>>45459943
Fuck it, I will chase her myself

I don't get this fucking cat. What's "ligma"?

I'm going to tell a Greenworm that I hate her and hate monsters and I hope she dies.

>>45460018

I want to date a girl with TWO penises. Then I slide my dick in and out BETWEEN her penises.
It will be the most erotic sex that has ever been sexed, and there will be many fluid ounces of sperms all over us.
Mamono need COCKS. TWO COCKS. EACH.
If you want a mamono with one cock that means you're a FAGGOT.

>>45459827
This but with multiple lamias

>>45460046
>Anon walks into the snake club
>He's blushing and can barely squeak out a "H-hi."
>All the lamias look at each other and nod

garter snek lamia or slowworm lamia?

>>45457219
Some people would run from dark elf slavers, some people would run too them, sometimes you need fate, sometimes you bust into fate while its taking a dump and clock it in the face.
Potato tomato, you know? Think about it

>>45459933
>”Anon’s dick is unflamed? DIIIIVE!”

>>45457348
I can see it
Imagine getting in your car and driving off only to find that your breaks don't work anymore and your seat belt isn't clicking in. You're desperate but you were on the long back roads going 90 to make the trip shorter. You can't even slow down and on the next turn you lose control and slam into a tree.

You figure that this is it as you are ejected from your vehicle into the dense forest. However, you fly straight into a dryad after your pants snag on an unrelated tree branch just when she was lamenting never finding a man thanks to how remote she was.

>>45460164
careful anon.
isolated dryads are crazy and also likely evil

>>45458603
Pretty small body count all things considered for an ancient being thats lived 1000+ years

>>45457476
I feel like they would be disappointed that humans still choose to fight eachother even with the absence of a uniting threat (like pre DL monsters) - perhaps evidence they need monsters in their lives to reach their full potential.

>>45458603
pre-DL monsters should be actively making the world a better place and getting liches to fix their mistakes in order to make ammends for their prior deeds.
Probably wake up with ptsd dreams, so hopefully have a husband to cry into the chest of at night.

yeti is canadian

sex creature

>>45460187
Any monster that looked this way would become radicalized very quickly. While there is plenty of good and beauty here there is always horror lurking just behind everything

Watch what you post online, you wouldn't want an Eros correction squad to knock down your door.

>>45460332
You are right. There are anons outthere who need their help more than i do. I don't mind staying alone for a couple more years, maybe i don't even deserve the Eros correction squad. I will be ok.

>>45460332
Eros succuvirus attacks?

>>45460388
This, I'm fine being alone. I've been alone for 27 years and I can be alone 27 more. I stopped feeling lonely about a decade ago, anyways

>>45460399
>I stopped feeling lonely about a decade ago, anyways
If you're here, I don't think that's true.

Anons, abandon you monster loving ways. Return to tradition with getting a human paladin wife. You both can go invade the demon realm as a date.

>>45460434
... nah.

>>45460434
>Loving relationship
good
>Invading demon realms to become a monster
good

>>45460452
... nah. Way too extroverted. And I hate travel.

>>45460462
dont worry, the demon realm can come to you,
just dial 0800-DRUELLA-GET-AN-INVASION

>>45460434
sure, but first she needs to drink this funny pink potion I got, it'll give her buffs for the fight

>>45460420
Nah, trust me. I remember the feeling, this is just an extension of waifufagging. Now the meta is all about letting out my negative emotions by writefagging every day and hobbism

Need me a reptile...

>>45460392
>Anon keeps posting hatespeech (advocating for divorce) online
>His computer gets infected by a succuvirus
>All his posts are now about how cute succubi are
At least you're safe from her, unless you wear a VR headset.

>>45460523
Is that you kejbro?

>>45460534
DO NOT BUY ANY COMPUTERS OR MONITORS MADE AFTER THE PORTALS OPENED
NOT ONLY DO THEY HAVE AN EROS BACKDOOR, BUT THEY HAVE MAGIC TRON BEAMS TO ALLOW SUCCUVIRUS TO RAPE YOU!
YES RAPE. THAT CUTE VIRTUAL AVATAR IS GONNA RAPE YOU. IF YOU'RE LUCKY SHE'LL COME TO YOU IN THE REAL WORLD, CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE IN VIRTUAL SPACE, WHERE THE SUCCUVIRUS HAS THE POWER OF A GOD.

>>45460502
How do you deal with a much larger, older reptile who sees you as absolutely adorable?
One who looks at you the same way you'd look at a baby capybara.

>>45460560
With how pricey GPUs are, how could you not buy a monster-built PC?
Can't beat their price/power ratio. The "Succ Inside" logo they put on all the cases looks nice too.

So if a zombie and a ghost come from the same "body", do they feel what the other is doing?
Can I fuck a zombie and make the ghost really flustered?

>>45460621
They are completely separate beings.

>>45460621
Damn, imagine being turned into a ghost and having to watch as your reanimated body chases after random men.

>>45460621
Gotta fuse them with a silly dance.
Their overlapping voice is gonna be pure sex.

>>45460576
Just like any other monster who fits that description, let the pampering begin

>>45460560
Will the Gremlin next door stop bothering me if I tell her I still don't have an SSD?

>>45460717
>She hands you an SSD full of lewd pictures of her
>As well as a shady "Shog.exe" file

>>45458281
Good for nothing dark mages.

>>45460560
gremlin da breast

>>45460756
ive ran the numbers and... yep. gremlin is the best and breast

>Open wide, anon!

>>45460837
Gonna stick mine between her pants and thighs.

>>45460837
this is just a girl with green hair theres nothing gremlin about her

>>45460871
>same hair colour
>same eye colour
>same type of cat ears
>gun
gremmy just chose to exercise her body rather than her mind for once

>>45458126
not only that but they are very meaty and have the biggest asses of all undead

>>45460817
Anons love high undead like Wights and Vampires, but you should always keep in mind that the nobilty is one hell of a dramatic mess.
This is why you should aim for a low undead from the slums instead.

>>45460878

>>45460939

>>45460216
Yetis are Nepalese, they move to Canada for the big city life and adapt to their culture

https://twitter.com/wakaba_888/status/1733483433064857736
Mrs. Kraken

>>45460994
She looks unhappy
>reproduction prohibited
anon... no.

>>45461008
>reproduction prohibited
I'm going to spay all the foxes and save the world from overpopulation crisis

>>45461023
Any spayed kitsune's reproductive system is just going to go full EVA Unit-01
>Go berserk
>Regenerate
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>45461007
Single Echidna:
>Evil boss at the end of a high level dungeon
Echidna after giving birth:
>Extremely motherly housewife
The contrast is quite harsh, snakes are weak to pregnancy.

>>45461023
>spay the foxes
You don't know the fate you just condemned yourself to for suggesting that.

isopod or shrimp gal?

>>45461091
Wait, a Windows logo?

>>45460923
>the nobilty is one hell of a dramatic mess.
The only mess here would be the size of the creampies

I want a wight to finance my dream homestead lifestyle.

>>45461143
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/5b/1f/5b1f789d8a4ec323437cde10b39240bf.png
Consider the mantis shrimp.

>>45461182
fookin prawns

sneks are incredibly dumb
so dumb!
really stupid!
empty headed!
no brains!

>>45460689
This pic reminds me
No-one has ever given me anything on Valentine's day
Lmao

>>45461365
Look cute all you want worm, we know what you did to that corn field.

>>45460576
thats me and my massive and older wurm wife gf

>>45461378
It was self-defense.

Ded hours

>>45461561
I ate really spicy doritos so I can't kiss anyone but a taco cat, Ignis or Lava Golem, discuss

>>45461365
+5 to cold resistance

>>45461613
Cold fish?

>>45461604
taco cat would much rather some hot cocoa

>>45461641
I see, so this soothes the burn.

>>45461655
it's a ritual thing that goes back generations. a deeply important sacrament for their culture, and vital in worship to tezcatlipoca. Tacokots MUST be given hot cocoa regularly, as tribute, preferably with whipped cream and marshmallows - it would be an offense to their culture to do otherwise.
NO IT IS NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKE THE TASTE

>>45461640
No, hot fish.

>>45456831

>Well, I'm off to save the prince

>>45461815
Best snek

>>45461927
very cute

>>45461682
Well, there are worse religions.
>>45461802
Blue fish?

>>45461956
>abandons you and lets her "cute underling" eat you alive or just fucking kill you if you slip up and lose
garbage forced """waifu"""

>>45461682
Are tezcatlipoca real?
>"They revere monsters known as "tezcatlipoca" as gods"
So are they incredibly succesful kots?
Is the giga hag tacokot a tezcatlipoca because she can make a really spicy chili?

>>45461574
The goblin red district is just an elaborate dating market.
You give a gobbo 5 copper coin for a blowjob, and next you know you're married with 6 children.

>>45462026
They feed on sacrifice, clearly. Much like the original aztecs decimated the local tribes.