/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sandworms are good girls. It's a shame there's so little art of them that can be posted on blue boards.

Kelp

dark skin tomboy angel military, where one of them took you as their husband and now you live in their barracks with them and all their tomboy sisters in arms

>>45442384
Tutturuu!

gremlom
sex

Kiki momster

>>45442404
Your gonna get the wet SLAP anon

>>45442409
Dark skin white hair shark tooth muscle tomboy with scars and huge tits.

It's perfectly okay to tease the tigers outside of mating season because they won't do anything about it

>>45442448
I'll tease the Tigers about their status as an endangered species hahahaha enjoy going extinct, stupid striped cats.

It's almost winter, lizards and bugs need a warm place to stay, and a warm anon to cuddle them

>>45442442
Can I skip directly to a shark tomboy?

>>45442440
If you're not careful in the ocean, you'll end up slapped by a flow kelp!

>>45442457
Already have a snek, don't need no stupid bug.

>>45442457
that can't possibly be comfortable

>>45442457
Why is it that the heating in all single and married men's homes always works but when it comes to lizards and bugs it always goes out and nearly at the same time? Something odds going on here...

your gonna get dragged into the mud by a big gator gal anon

CEO girlboss monster mommy who treats you like a boy toy/trophey husband

If monsters are supposed to be dominant, then why are they so easy to pet? I'm going to scratch a hellhound behind the ears as her tail thumps around happily, that'll show her who's boss!

>>45442562
I'd feel like a leech

>>45442569
i could literally run a soup kitchen and id still feel like a leech. fuck it. have fun. its not like she doesnt want to spend that money on yyou.

>>45442568
What noise did she make when you scratched her, anon? this is important for your safety.

>>45442562
>Work...? Oh no, honey, you're not going to be doing that anymore. You'll be staying at home. I have plenty of money.
>Working isn't good for pretty boys like you, anyway. Just keep being nice and cute for me and we'll call it even.

>>45442578
Heavy panting, a whine, and satisfied sounding "oooooh". The panting hasn't stopped, though, does that mean I've won?

>>45442585
Nope. Think happy thoughts, and lie in a submissive position.

>>45442583
oh yeah, all that free time for hiking!

>>45442583
oh you get it. (also, id like to cook for her, and for her to be like 'wow, a homecooked meal is so much better than some fancy resteraunt with the other rich bitches')

>>45442583
demons making you into arm candy...

>>45442583
>Honey, would you like to do a line of erosian cocaine before my presentation?

>>45442562
why stop at ceo? cartel mommy ocleh.

>>45442674
I don't want to go to funky town

>>45442667
>getting teased by your dommy mommy ceo demon wife about being nervous about trying (monster) drugs
i didn't know I had such a specific fantasy until now

>>45442583
>Working at a retail store
>Wealthy monster girl has been offering to take care of you while you're on shift periodically for the past few months
>Witnesses you getting yelled at by your boss

>>45442698
I must resist her temptations

i want you all to know i screenshot your posts regularly so i can leave them in my inspiration folder. thank you anons.

Sure the Demon Lord can easily defeat edgelords and wannabe heroes vis seduction or monsterization but will she or her daughters be able to defeat that really dense guy with luck good enough to save him from every attack and seduction spell?

>>45442753
what a down grade, monsters have no fashion sense

>>45442583
>working isn't good for pretty boys like you
huuaghm, ohmygod

>>45442507
Nothing is wrong, monsters just rely on mana too much and their mana batteries run out before they know it, nothing strange about it

>>45442794
way too much boog

>"Behold, puny human! I am Nergigante! The most powerful of all Elder Dragons! I am the absolute pinnacle of physical strength! Hahaha! My power is such that other Dragons are my natural prey! I devour any I come across and I'll devour you too! Bow down to me and I'll consider letting you go uncrushed today! Hahahahaha!"

How do you respond to her? Remember, she's like eight feet tall and could pick you up with one hand and throw you a mile away if you make her mad.

>>45443029
Ask her what the sound of one hand clapping is.

>>45443029
I walk up to her slowly and hug her big legs, shoving my face into her panty. It's the last thing she'd expect.

>>45443029
Run away and hide! This dragon is really, really scary...

>>45443029
Don’t you only go even in all your turf wars?

>>45443093
>she proceeds to divebomb you
Nice going anon.

>>45443029
>Glorious and mighty Dragon, you are so powerful and beautiful it is an honor to gaze upon you. If you would allow me I wish to spread your glory by giving you daughters so that all may know your greatness
And then we fugg.

>>45443029
throw a rock at her

>>45443029
Sorry but you're in my way, can you move please? My wife is waiting for me back home in R'lyeh and I dont wanna disappoint her by being late in the linear time I'm bound to.

>>45443181
Was it a big rock?

>there is a finite amount of souls
>a soul is not, however, required for a thing to be or even "live"
>world population has hit and exceeded the limit long ago
>longer lives slow down circulation
>portals happen
>yfw having no soul
>God still makes you act somewhat like a person and even simulates the brain then lef because he's a bastard like that
>become completely invisible to mamono
>human females dwindle slowly
>mamonomana registers this as being an object and monsterizes on default
Real life sucks like that. Portals won't help.

>>45443264
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

>>45443029
I give her some of the good old drugged sleeping meat and molest her after she passes out.

>>45443273
Nta but I’m pretty sure he’s talking about the belief that there’s only a limited number of souls in creation/souls are created slowly and the human population is increasing too fast for them to keep up thus some people are born without souls. It’s usually used as a way to explain why so many people these days seem so retarded and easy to manipulate, I’ve seen it on /x/ a few times but it’s obviously got nothing to do with monster girls.

>>45443324
>that's right my fellow ubVGHmensch everyone who disagrees with you is conveniently a soulless automata
peak tacocat bait

>>45443341
do you think hellhounds play map games and go
>VGH GrobGerwania what could have been...
?

Which monster does we wuz better? autism dog or nigger dog?

Going to the market with my wife while mounted on her back and rubbing her ass

>>45442583
Tempting but saying yes means that you become a puppet. Househusband is one of the worst end

>>45443029
>"Fuck off nigger"
>Leave

>>45443434
I don't want to be shogged

Today I learned that "=ω=" is how elves express dissatisfaction.

>>45443448
Tough luck.

>>45443459
They turn into Konata from Lucky Star?

>>45443480
Yes. "°ω°" Seems to be satisfaction too. In conclusion, the elf's expression - asides from the eponymous ears - can be read primarily in the eyes. The mouth usually remains a constant strangely smug wavy line.

>>45443375
None, they all know that they are inferior to men

>>45441290
Murk lore. Evil bipolar bot < doomed cinnamon bot. Lal is not for lewd, but for having a long productive and happy life. Evil bipolar cinnamon bot is the objectively best choice.

>>45443181
>>45443221
I understood that reference.

>>45443029
>Nergigante? More like GIGANTO NERD
And then I run in circle going "OOOOOOOOOH"

>>45443273
Fallen angels go to Turbo Gay Hell. This ain’t complicated.

>>45443465
SCORN
monster girl edition

>>45443634
>onlookers high five each other
>a nearby bonnet wearing lizard says “A most sick burn, m’lord”
>dragon goes home and stares at the walls asking herself where it all went wrong
>didn’t she used to respected and feared?
>she draws in her arms and chases a neighborhood cat to regain her confidence
>that’s the stuff!
>now to show that human who’s the boss!
>in route, Sabbath monsters force her to touch a white piece of dog poo with her tongue
It’s what happens when you’re delusional enough to think ‘dragon’ is a real profession. Many such cases.

>>45443741
Cruelty Shog

>>45443760
Pyro made unredeemable damage to cruelty squad

What MG is associated the most with afterlife next to wisp?

>>45443831
Lich

>>45443831
houri

>>45443514
Elf faces are stuck like that due to autistic suppression of grief.
>All of my human friends are dead but I only spent 50 year picking flowers?!
If only there were a manga exploring this innovative notion. There should be a elf x human romance that culminates in handholding, but the elf only realizes her love after the human has been dead for 20 years. Then the elf gorges on junk food so bad she can’t use magic. Elves suck. Dark elves only get a pass because they chain elves in their ‘relationship counseling’ basements.

>>45443831
Anubis? Which I don’t know why they’re not classified under undead when they are literally based off the god of the dead. Or maybe they are undead, it’s been awhile since I read the Anubis entry.

>>45443913
>Elves suck
Frequently, yes.

>>45443385
Yeah i agree, why the hell does anyone want to be a househusband?

>>45444036
That’s due to operant conditioning. It’s the only time anyone finds their autistic expressionless faces bearable look at for prolonged chunks of time. Remember to train your elves to emote, ear sign language is irritatingly draining for humans to parse.

>>45444062
>dark elves as autistic as other elves
>but their faces are stuck on lewd instead of bored

>>45443831
Wurm, but she can always dig up necromancer fees.

>>45444109
To each their own or something like that. I can see why and I could be tempted but the price is far too high. Asking why is irrelevant because we can understand them and they can't understand us

>>45444195
We can't understand them*

>>45443264
let me fix that for you
>portals happen
>be soulless drone
>MGE angel with a sad look on her face comes up to you
>extends her arm out
>before you can ask what she's doing you're blinded by a white light
>once the light fades, you find yourself much more capable of rational thought, and much more aware than before.
>she's disappeared... but you definitely feel like you're not alone.
>...
>fuck, definitely feels like something is watching you
>try to shake the feeling, but as you go about your day the feeling only intensifies
>feels like someone very specific is watching you
>lock your doors, the feeling still doesnt go away
>eventually decide to look out the window
>hear the grass crunching right when you peek outside...
>shit, its going for the front door
>hear it unlock
>try to block your bedroom door
>the steps are inside
>pile more infront of your door
>the steps are going up your staircase
>hide in the closest
>she bursts through the pile
>"where are you, soulmate~"
>remain absolutely quiet as her footsteps go around the room
>hear them walk out of your room.
>you're safe, for n-
>hear the footsteps stop as you let out a breath.
turns out that you did have a soul, that asshole we call god just forgot to update the universe's soul API to realFramework 10, causing new souls to not work.

How big do you think fairies and pixies would be?

I personally think they're roughly 1' tall.
I also like to think that they have the ability to grow or shrink in size (to an extent) and can shrink you down to their size as well for a limited period of time. This would make cuddling and lovemaking more enjoyable for you as you'd be similar size. And once they come to be experts at this style of magic, they can just simply grow themselves to human size with their magic for a limited period of time.

>>45443913
>Then the elf gorges on junk food so bad she can’t use magic
she gains access to American magic*
it allows her to hide her plump body (wear a corset(has a limit)), turn anything into junk food (deep fry it), and summon unlimited fireworks, eagles, burgers & hotdogs, and explosions on one day every year (this one's actually magic, but it requires her to blare a certain national anthem at earrape levels infront of a certain flag)

>>45444280
Height of my forearm+hand

https://ichigoreader.com/upload
Hope this helps you translate pics

>>45442448
>tease tiger
>Junior dares? YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!
>rapes you so fast you cum in record time and goes on to wage war against Sect X then Sect Y then Sect Z because of muh progressive powerlevels
>events too long to describe which happens in a single night and then keeps raping you for the rest of the day

>>45444218
>Shit happens because god is bad at coding
Why does this sound like the reasoning a particularly nerdy Lillim would give for going around creating mamono realms.

>>45444282
>curse spell: diabeetus(sic)
>proficiency: roundhouse kick
>nothing personnel, mayfly
Thanks, I hate it.

>>45444116
>>ear sign language is irritatingly draining for humans to parse.
>He can't understand his elf's ear signs
It becomes second nature. What sucks is that you can't talk to her back in it, but of course, she can tell by your face what it is you want to convey. It's like talking past each other in different languages you both under stand but neither speak. But there is still communication. It's the beauty and parallel of a relationship with an elf. Though you may share the years together, she will forever remain an elf, and you a human. And you will understand each other despite it, even if you cannot speak it.

Except literally speaking elvish. Come hell or high water they WILL make you learn. The dexterity it trains in the tongue is not just used for words alone.

>captcha:pp dna
captcha gets it

>>45444195
>no say it ain’t so, oh beloved niggerman!
>Niggerman: shalom motherfucker
>aaahhhhhh my brain save me from high interest rates niggerman aaaahhhh
And then she made him do the dishes. That’s why you should take your shogmeds.

>>45444859
Pfft. Elf ears are easy to read. It’s always some variation of “Violate me on the coffee table, short-ear!”
>learn elvish
Yeah no. You’re doing it wrong. Flatly tell her no, then suck on her ear like a manic. She’ll go uuuuuoh, froth from her mouth, then stick to asking you to desecrate the coffee table every three minutes.

>>45444865
I think you didn't understand what I meant. I don't want to be a househusband but criticizing them is pointless because we can't get why they want to be one.

Need a lilims ass on my face

>>45444961
>Flatly tell her no, then suck on her ear like a manic. She’ll go uuuuuoh, froth from her mouth, then stick to asking you to desecrate the coffee table every three minutes.
>Flatly tell her no in elvish*
ftfy

>>45445006
>Lilim dyes her hair black
Just like that, we'd almost wouldn't be able to tell shes a DORK.

>>45445042
>”You must use Elvish, blunt ear. It is part of our glorious Elven heritage.”
<“The heritage of bitterly chewing groundhogs and roots, then uncontrollably face-slamming fried potatodicks and burgers once you discover human food? Besides, I’m not an Elf.”
>”…I think of you as a honorary Elf…”
<“Cute. Still not learning your gay cursive Welsh, but you earned 20 minutes of grabass on the ‘naturalistic Elven coffee table’.
>”F-fine.”
Naturalistic my ass. It’s always a fucking rock or pile of sticks. She wanted me to use a coaster once. It was yet another fucking rock.

>>45444966
Based cave husbando. Shitting in the river, wiping your ass with leaves like real men!

>>45443029
just remember what my wurm wrestling coach told me and mount her then rape her
all that wurm milk and eggs weren't for nothing

>>45444607
>All in heer head
>all she does spill all her spaget

>>45442384

good news you wae up in MGE, bad news the only type of girls that are free are mob faced monsters

snek butt or snek boob

>>45445598
Gathering a massive army/harem of mobfaced porks and horks and taking over the world as soon as i wake up.

>>45445611
Snek butt can come out weird, snek boob is the safer option.

>>45445611
apophbutt

Anal sex with blue skinned beauties!

>>45445611
asspooperhis

>>45445618
get the american variant, bigger and stronger than the rest, as well as heavier. they ain't as smart meaning the have complete faith in you, their leader

>>45445598
I'll double their population in a few years.

>>45445674
but where to start then?

>>45445611
sneks are known for belly dancing. so both. and also snek tummy.

>>45445678
First the oldest women, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!

>>45445701
so starting off with mob faced dragon hags?

>>45443264
Seems likely. Still an improvement.

>>45445718
They'll be bred harder than in their wildest dreams.

>>45445556
>Mam, please stop burning down my crops, my family is starving

>Homeowner, you have failed to submit to our rightful claim. Be advised that unless you comply, we will be forced to take extreme action. Please remit your home, balls, and brains to us forthwith.
>Sincerely, A representative of Zombie Horde and Dr. Lich PhD.

>>45445776
is it a note taped onto a zombie or something?

I heard that nursing handjobs are really good for sleep, fellow humans. Specially from busty mature monsters next door.

>>45445776
write
>no lmao, u aint even got living ovaries, how am i supposed to take you serious

>>45445776
time to ask miss alraune for help again...

Any reason why undeads and those dark magic-related monster girls are all nopan or bottomless?

>>45445776
Draw a few dicks on miss zomb's forehead and send her back to "Dr" Lich with a message telling her that's the closest she'll ever get to sex

>>45445857
such cumbersome garments inhibit the flow of magic

>>45445894
i want 4 armed gf, imagine what all those hands can do

Reminder to have public sex in taverns with monster girls
https://images2.imgbox.com/23/0f/qpxCRzQE_o.jpg

>>45445833
>Seems like my advice had no effect. Suffer, like G did.

>>45445776
I fucking hate the undead HOA

>>45445915
Do I even have a choice

>>45445999
if you ask nicely, they will rent you a room upstairs, however that counts as consent and asking for it

>>45445999
If you have the coin, you have the choice of renting a room if she's feeling nice.

I wonder how a rape-y monster girl would react to "jeez, movie and a dinner first lady"

Druella is the very definition of scarousing.

>>45446138
>1 min into netflix and chill with mamono gf
>she starts unzipping your pants
>"it's dinner time"

vampires wouldn't be interested in a guy with low blood pressure like me

>>45445884
Asshole. If you say something like that all magic teachers across MGC will force human students to strip bottomless for the magic class.

>>45446175
If your blood type is O and/or negative that’s another story

Which MG would make a good veterinarian?

>>45445915
What did she mean by this?

>>45446167
>This but with a vampire
>"Sure, you're dinner~"

>>45446267
>pink-haried foxes
>struggle kisses
NO. NOT MY ONE WEAKNESS.

>>45445776
Why do so many of Dr. Lich's zombies go missing for several days when they are sent to single male households?

?J

>>45446280
That's the sound of black harpies mating call. There is no translation unfortunately so we will never know the true meaning behind it.

>>45446167
I'll never sub for shitflix.

>>45446343
Chill and .1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4

Hag elf

https://litter.catbox.moe/gq9lvq.png

Hag witch

https://litter.catbox.moe/0ihclh.png

>>45445315
No just having a job and being the bread winner of the family

>>45446343
Yes you will. And you WILL enjoy all the new politically correct productions with mamono shoved everywhere and (literal) rape of your favorite classic series with remakes.

>>45446359
Older women aren't supposed to be hot.Older women aren't supposed to be hot.Older women aren't supposed to be hot.

>>45446402
>fuck fuck fuck I can't have a boner now! think of old women...
>FUCK

>>45446359
Source?!

>>45446413
とし on pixiv

>>45446359
sex with older women

>>45446359
Imagine the stink.

>>45446359
common elven princess and court mage

The two best girls.

>>45446437
Uh-oh, it's an ambush predator

>>45446453
Elf sex.

Repeat after me: a monster's claws are for licking

whick monster would most likely would have a mommy kink like me, in the sense that we both want a momster sexually

>>45443385
... A puppet? It just means your responsibility is taking care of the home instead of bringing home a wage. Hell do you mean a puppet?

>>45446402
>The Shota Adventurer's Mantra

i wanna be a puppet for a living marionette

>>45446453
>chinkshit
>best at anything but being bottom of the barrel garbage
lol

>>45446491
>monsters are for licking

>>45446511
I would say every species could potentially want to be in a harem with you and one or more momsters. The question is rather what kind of dynamic would you want? A young Bicorn looking for momsters that would pamper you both. Or a pyrow encouraging you to flirt with her NEETlim distant relatives. Maybe an edgy alraune looking for a Troll momster.
The possibilities are endless.

>>45446359
Marrying a hag sounds great until she meets the parents and you have to let your mother know you're dating a woman as old or older than she is

I imagine the first time a girl succubizes and gets a whiff of mens energy it's like in finding nemo when bruce smells blood and says "ohhh thats good" and goes into a frenzy

>>45446597
No man unraped.

>>45446590
How awkward is it when your wife calls your mother "young lady"?

>>45446539
>part of an adventuring party
>other members insist that someone is always holding your hand so you 'feel safe'
>haven't really had a chance to cast a spell or swing a sword, your party members are weirdly brutal about destroying anything dangerous that comes near you
>by the third day the mage starts trying to convince you that it's "dangerous" to travel as a virgin
>offers to fix that
do NOT sign up with experienced adventurers as a young man. It might sound like a good learning opportunity but everyone over level fifty isn't really in it for the money

>>45446597

>>45446619
I'm disappointed that this level of coddling in a fantasy world is the threads most popular fantasy.

Anons are being overrun by hags, we need a reminder of the merits of young monsters
>nigh-impossible peak of cuteness and beauty
>full of drive and energy
>will seduce you instead of resorting to rape
>excess brattiness can be gently corrected
>mindblowing sex
>will go on adventures with you, or in a modern setting play vidya with you
>easy to manhandle
>mindblowing sex
>belly and chest erotic

>>45446619
>isn't really in it for the money
Sounds great. As a lvl 1 adventurer i don't have any good funds to hire mercenaries for dangerous quests, It's a good way to level up quickly. I honestly don't see the problem. All the monster adventurers are very nice to newcomers.

>>45446630
if you're not in it to be coddled sign up with adventurers YOUR OWN AGE.

>>45446567
but which would love to suck on momsters titties with me the most tho....

>>45446632
>ywn adventure with bratty sluts that get drunk and brawl in the tavern of every town you go to
>ywn watch them try to seduce old men and steal all their levels

>>45446635
what i do is just use my wurm summoning whistle when I'm in trouble but aside from that i just go solo

>>45446641
Are you seriously that lacking in imagination? Jeez anon.

>>45446666
Confirmed, even the demon lord is powerless compared to wurms.

>>45446590
Oh, god. This is my nightmare.

>>45446666
>wurm summoning whistle
>cute, excited wurm appears out of the ground
>it's an adorable struggle to keep her focused on the task at hand and not trying to carry you off or wander away to eat every baked good she sees

>>45446497
Huge breasts are fantastic and all but this is my true weakness. Why can't I be crushed by these beauties?

>>45446704
shes makes amazing food as well makes sure I'm clean by making a bath with hot water, no matter what

>>45446675
so a flat lich then?

>>45446704
This sounds like a video game mechanic

>>45446539
>>45446619
Be extra wary if you can't see their eyes

>>45446590
Difference is that your mother is human and the monster hag may be like 900 and when your mother is 80 your hag wife still looks like 900.

>>45446637
>sign up with adventurers YOUR OWN AGE
Join the party made out of all level 1 lolis instead, they could use help.

>>45446734
Exhibit B

>>45442583
Why is she covered in bandages?

>>45446723
What makes you think so? What kind of momsters would a flat lich look for?

>>45446712
Thighs and butts deserve plenty of attention.

>>45446590
>"I thought it went quite well"
>"You made her drink your blood"
>"I didn't make her do anything. She's the one who kept talking about her health problems"

>>45446748
big milky jiangshi momsters and wight momsters

>>45446816
>lich raises motherly hag jiangshi
>loses the ability to exert any authority over her as soon as she calls her a good girl

>>45446834
i'd be so damn horny if i saw such a jiangshi I'd be just as powerless
>tfw ywn suck on jiangshi titties with the lich as well after being good little kids and feel just how warm her milkies are despite being dead

>>45446855
Au ra stronk.

>>45443385
Says you

The weak should fear the strong.

>>45446862
Dat chest and dem thighs.
A good lizard.

>>45446834
bonus points if she tries to act all edgy and cool but just melts when the jiangshi shows even a hint of maternal affection

>>45446526
A puppet to your wife who can overpower you physically, mentally and now financially too.

Make more fish for the imperium.

>>45446870
Do you believe a housewife is a "puppet" to her husband?

>>45446868
Leglocking thighs.

>>45446889
It is a little known fact that strong legs have developed in certain species to prevent their mate from pulling out.

i like gremlins

>>45446901
are they kots?

>tfw no lich gf with a psuedoOdepius complex like me
>tfw we will never drool over the wight momster the lich managed to make
>ywn catch her sucking on the wight mommies teats and ask to join
>ywn join and have the wight get both o us off while telling how good her little darlings are for mommy

>>45443029
Poke at her with my bow gun till she gets exhausted, then I trap her with a pitfall. Rinse repeat till I have a full weapon and armor set of her gear. Then I finally her home after one last hunt to assert dominance.

>>45446920
Having a sister-wife AND a mother-wife? How indulgent.

>>45446900
Interesting phenomenon.

>>45446923
i need someone to be into wight mommy like me, and what better than a lich with mommy issues and we both get pampered by her then we have some fun with her as well for being such a good mommy

>>45446929
>"These thighs aren't just for attracting mates Ano-"
>"...Hmmm? What is so funny?"

>>45446941
It's too late for Anon already.

Never ask a human supremacist the species of his wife...

>>45446882
No, the balance of power is more equal in that case until you become an incubis

do holsts and kots go together?

>>45446917
Yes, tailless kots

>>45446998
No, cats don't hunt cows.

>>45446917
who do you think built the kot detecter?
some bozo like chesh or werecat, get real!

>>45447003
but cats love milk tho?

>>45446737
>Join the party made out of all level 1 lolis instead, they could use help.
I did that but this one keeps obliterating everything, I think she lied on her application

>>45447009
They're actually lactose intolerant.

>>45447020
fuck, my dream of baiting a chesh and getting her addicted to holst milk like me is ruined

>>45447020
Well, it's time us genetic freaks make the entire next generation of kots not lactose intolerant. It is our duty to breed out that trait.

>>45447020
chesh loves being crass tho

>>45446737
>>45447015
>Loli
:/
>Loli, Nav
:D

can i get a hellhound addicted to holst milk?

What about the Automaton attacks on the Yetis?

>>45447105
Don't worry! Reinforcements are on the way!

can u milk automatons?

>>45447121
So far I've seen, you can milk any monster and all monsters are capable of lactating high quality milk

>>45447127
so what would robo milk taste like?and how mad would holsts would be?

>>45447186
Van Pelt...

>be order paladin
>burst into a Vampire's castle carrying a blessed rosary radiating sunlight so I may vanquish the foul beast living here
>all I find when I penetrate her inner sanctum is some scrawny pale shut in wearing nothing but a black t shirt and panties surrounded by empty instant ramen cups, soda bottles and wrappers of candy and snacks using a computer to shitpost forums
>place is absolutely filthy
>she hisses, dropping a bag of potato chips on the floor and tells me to "turn it off!" when she feels the rosary's sunlight
>get so discouraged I don't even bother smiting her, I just leave
Man this blows. I expected a fight against the Queen of the Night worthy of recording in tale. Instead all I find is this jobless recluse wasting all day on the internet. One of her Gargoyle minions even told me her castle saw better days on the way out. I can't believe I trained all my life and became a faithful servant of the Goddess to master holy arcane powers for this moment just to be let down this hard... fuck it, I'm depressed now. I just wanted to be an awesome holy knight man.....

>>45447186
Cute hat

>>45447218
>bogey notices paladin-kun's sadness
>bulks up and becomes Super Bogey and starts terrorizing the country just to fulfill his wish
What have you done

>>45447218
>tfw your Kiki moms teaching don’t allow this filth to exist in your sight
>you end up cleaning everything
> even that vampire and she tries to wiggle out but she’s so weak all she does is tire herself out and you then throughly scrub her

kej

Nerf slimes!
Also nerf legs too!

I wanna grab a stinky neetlim and bathe her

>>45447218
I feel you brother, our duty is meaningless and no one want to see us around. A purple cat try to pass herself as holy relic and I can't get rid of her. I'm waiting for death to take me in one of our monastery, the chief goddess abandoned us a long time ago.

I’m a clown knight and never have this problem

>>45447015
Better double check the monsters who want to join your party with scan magic, to make sure there are no level 100 age 1000 hags in disguise.

Knights and Paladins are the dragons of humans

>>45442384
Writing sucks. Lost the plot, I'll never finish this. Have at it.

Edwardian Dark Elf Bullshit:
https://privatebin.net/?f42a58bfaba05eff#ALUPd9kE3CLP5aBawhTTPNG5eezcpjWGFCc3MXPYrEag

>>45447343
There are too many monsters with interrogation signs on their stats, but if they are small they must be inexperienced and just starting I guess

I am a lvl 1 meek boy
This random class assignment sucks

>>45447361
bdsm?

Hah, those western continent Paladins are terrible at their jobs. They don't know the correct ways to exorcise Monsters.
Not like us Samurai in Zipangu. We are great at exorcising yokai and ridding them from the land. One of my retainers told me that a family was being haunted by a naughty kitsune so I went there and kicked down the door and startled the fox spirit as she was trying to prey on the family's youngest son. I then shouted "スーパー追放術" and threw a whole bag of salt in her face and dumped a ton of ofuda on her, then I grabbed her and picked her up over my shoulders and threw her into the nearest river.
That's how you exorcise a Monster for real. Take notes, Paladins.

>>45447396
Ok, but what's your confirmed kill count?

>>45447406
Yes.

>>45447361
It's always a shame to see someone give up in the middle of a project.
Looks like a story from the POV of the dark elf? Why did you stop?

>>45447425
>"I purred in pleasure as I felt that thick, hard rod part my folds."
>Yup, I didn't think this one out. Dropped.

Been thinking about Kunoichi harem lately.

>>45447449
There's only one of them, she's just using shadow clones

>>45447449
kuu noichi

>>45447280
Is cute.
Tell me about her.

>>45447430
I was going to say something about how you don't have to write sexscenes in great detail if you want to, but that quote doesn't seem to be anywhere in that story.

>>45447456
Wrong if they were shadow clones they'd all look the same and they don't.

>>45447467
Trick of the light and angles

>>45447465
oh i simply couldn't
there is someone who knows kej far better than me
she seems quite cuddly and nice though

>see something moving on top of my house
>its a pair of legs
>what the fuck?
>climb up there with my ladder
>it's a Krampus who got stuck in the chimney
>her ass is so fat she couldn't slide all the way down and carry out her plans to nab me when I got home

>>45447466
Because it's a joke.

>>45447488
It's a trap. Retreat at once.

>>45447519
Pfft, she can't even go anywhere, her fat ass won't let her slide further down and her fat tits won't let her come back up, how is it a tr

>>45447519
>jumps out and snatched you with her legs like a bobbit worm
scary

>>45447488
>it's the naughty list
>time for a renactment of the hit movie krampus
>she likes to watch

>>45447488
Krampus, winegote and mino harem

>>45447506
I guess? Anyways, my point still stands, and i would have liked it if you describe a bit more in detail what made you drop the story, but i won't push any further if you don't me want to.

>>45447588
I love when animal girls act like animals.

>>45447386
Implied.
>>45447425
Lost the plot, as mentioned. The genre is basically defined by complex plots.

These damn trash pandas, always trying to get in my house and steal my meat!

>>45447669
failed danukis become dumpster(truck) divers

>>45442404
oh my god. quick somebody kelp her.

>>45447430
I chuckled. I generally skim over the pure mechanics of sex in favor of the responses to the act. Emotion and intimacy are more entertaining to me, and apply in a broad way to a larger set of characters. Kinda like a mnemonic chain to make other elements stand out. Dunno if it's a good technique or not...

>>45447669
They get better with age though

The elves have sent their delegation for the peace negotiation.

>>45447824
I don't want peace. I want problems, always.

>>45447855
The elven delegation has informed you that your raids into the Heartwoods are a primary source of husbands for the Elven populace, who are popularly taken as war trophies.
As such, the delegates are, by decree of High Queen Lay'Len'Thall, instructed to spit in your face, insult your mother, and wish you good hunting in the next twenty years of war.

Hop. I'll try set up that robot assisted program later

The demons have sent their own delegation. They're still planning on fighting, but they want you to know how much happier you'll be when you lose.

I will meet with the Dwarven delegation and forge an alliance of humans and dwarves to fuck the Elves up for good.

I met with the Jubjub delegation and they just handed me a paper that said "sex". Also, the delegates are masturbating.

I will eat with the jabberwock delicioous-egate-ion because that's all the fucking do

>>45447976
Anon, no, it's a trick!

>>45447953
They have wronged us!

I was asked to see the Fox delegation but it turns out there isn't really a Fox delegation at all. Two Fox hags now own me. I've been tricked...

>>45447979
>>45447979
>"So, what's on the menu?"
>Jabberwocks all lick their lips

>>45447465
>>45447478
Hello! Don't worry, I'll spare you from a long winded, crazed rant about Kejourou for now

>>45448022
I must insist. Please. What does she look like? Why is she special?

>>45448022
It's now or never anon. Next time you decide to go on a overly detailed rant about kejorous i might not be here. The future is uncertain. The now it too precious to be wasted.

>>45447818
All monsters get better with age, they are like fine wine or cheese

I'm gonna take back our streets from monster criminals! I'll kick all those evil rapists' butts! I'm gonna make sure a monster doesn't even so much as sneeze at a man without his consent!

Being a policeman is comfy in MGC. I arrested Miss Apophis for attempting to sell drugged food at the market. She thought she'd get away with drugging stuff with that purple goop. Not on my watch.

>>45448108
CONSENT

>>45448150
>"consent", he said to me!

>anon in elementary school
>"ewww kissing girls? gross"
>anon now
>"god I wish I could eat a girl's ass, so long as she has animal ears"
what happened?

>>45448158
Ain't no rest for the wicked

>>45448157
Those are several leaps in logic bro, are you sure you aren't talking about yourself?

>>45448150
Sneezefaggot pls no.

>>45448108
>t. every new human on the mgc police force
>bright eye'd and naive until his partner shows him what it's really like
>The first free meal at a mofukuza establishment usually sorts them out
>If not his Hellhound partner will make sure he plays ball
It's a job that can be easy or as hard as you want, either way monsters are getting husbands, humans are getting wives. Why on earth would you want to make your job harder.

>>45448140
She would never do such a thing. Quit lying!

There’s gotta be at least one irl girl into MGE. I hope she gets first choice as to what to transform into when the portals open.

>>45448140
Officer anon soon forced to marry Miss Apophis to reimburse her for the unlawful arrest after the court rules in her favor that that's just how Apophi' find mates.

>>45448173
A sneeze is just a high velocity breath.

>>45448204
Sounds like an xavier quote

>Smell perfume on my windowsill again
Am I not even safe in my own home?

>>45448158
as if lims and dragons ever get laid lmao

>>45448225
This is the future the thread wants.

>>45448180
If cops are corrupt then we will build our militia in the sewers. Don't try to search for us if you want to keep your legs

>>45448230
Speak for yourself.

>>45448199
What kind of plots might one expect in a loli Phantom's illusionary two-actor plays? In addition to the romance and erotica, that is.

>>45448239
I'd take it if it was my chosen species.

>>45448225
Wat

>>45448230
Imagine marrying a vampire whose paternal grandmother was a danuki.

>>45447218
>be dragon knight
>basically a park ranger for an enchanted forest
>also I get to ride a dragon
feels good man

>>45448284
>>>/d/

Everyone knows the MGPD is a honeypot.
If you're actually dead-set on stopping crime, you want the Valkyrie Rangers.
They have way stricter requirements, though. You have to be an incubus or hero at minimum, prove that you're willing to work for the common good of man and monster alike, and also not be racist.

Yeah Mamono mana is strong and all, but you know what it can't beat? Sonic the Hedgehog. He would just outrun it.

>>45448329
And if you're racist where do you go?

>>45448036
>>45448055
Alright, but I don't have something like that immediately ready but I'll get to work on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0jrT8fjcUU

>>45448343
MGCPD is fine. My Hellwan partner is even more racist than I am.

>>45448322
?

>>45448225
Average femdom relationship

>>45448337
We'll just get one of the gremlins to build a robot covered entirely in spikes.

>>45448057
https://litter.catbox.moe/o0k833.png
They also get more dangerous

first date but its you in a horror game location with your horror monster girlfriends
theres is a suspicious amount of lockers to hide in, you keep finding pictures of yourself, and old pictures of yourself.

>>45448388
This is a jump up from your usual drawings.

>>45448337

>>45448403
>open it up
>crown
>yes!
>keep going
>ruined

>>45448378
That's a gender bender pic.

>>45448411
Even your vaunted mge has gender bender.

>>45448410
Here's something for you then
https://files.catbox.moe/o48vo6.png

Fox tiddy

Mick why does your game look genuinely worse than Yandere sim?

>>45448483
gotta run on potato settings

>>45448403
None of you would.

>>45448483
Because you can't really do something good when you are mentally ill and operating purely out of spite.

whew guys i've been out of that whole praying to the chief goddess thing for a while can someone give me a qrd on going to lescatie - as in when can I go there to complete my hero's journey and recieve the goddess' blessing?

>>45448548
You should go right now! Make sure to leave your weapons and armor at home, they'll... uh... give you new ones!

I want to hold Druella's hand and tell her she is a wonderful woman.

I will not have sex with a cat. She can try to seduce all she wants she may convince me to feed and shelter her and give in to reinforcing her needs for material items through my paycheck but no matter what she does she will NEVER be able to convince me to give her a litter of kittens that would run around my house and wreak havoc. Not in a million years.

>>45448556
Sounds perfect!
Apparently there are tour guides as well! I'm sure it will be a really relaxed and memorable and PIOUS trip!
They've even got a REDACTED valkyrie and uh... winged and horned and blue skinned shield maidens to show me around?
Wow, being a hero is so fun! I can't wait!

what monsters lurk the florida everglades?

>>45448578
Getting some strong spongebob imagery.
>Anon walks into the temple
>Man the decors really changed and everyone seems to relaxed
>Reports in for duty, all rosy cheeks and blissfully ignorant smile
>All the girls are giving him *the look*
Anon's completing his heroes journey all right. Straight into a cute girls bed.

>>45448612

>>45448613
>Anon is excited to see the job board
>Huh... all the jobs available to him are 'Slay' jobs
>Slay the dragon, slay the succubus, slay the demon etc..
>Not only that, but the winged guild person (never seen a human with wings before) forgot to put an S before each of the titles!
>Completely unacceptable, but anon will 'lay' the dragon for the good of the city

>>45448612
Bunyips!

>>45448627
>All these girls offering to take me to their rooms for my baptism, how nice of them. Kind of a strange place to do it though.

>>45448578
>...Is it me, or is lescatie more purple than normal?
Oh no, that's just the newest fashion craze! Uh... Lescatian purple! Just like the colour of the grapes and the wine!
>I see! And presumably the lack of clothing is also?
Yep! A uh... new passage of the holy scriptures was found in the Lescaite cathedral that says you MUST show as much skin as possible on days ending in y!
>I see! How pious!

>>45448620
Quick anon, which one do you smile at.

>>45448685
Neither.

Fucking cunts digging traps everywhere and beating my Dark Worlds!

>>45448644
>>45448660
"Wow, I don't remember Eros being so popular!"

>>45448696
My eyes

>>45448483
You didn't like >>45447925 ? Once this animation set is done I'll start tightening it up into something.

>>45448483
It's because rather than ignore him you give him the engagement he wants.

im back, what did i miss?

>>45448538
More because I can't decide between turn based and real time.

>>45448749
It must tear you up inside that I'm the only anon doing anything.

>>45448225
should i play arknights ?