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Stupid Yamawaro

>>45436822
I will breed them both and make them reconcile.

>>45436822

I like her platonically.

>>45438021
I like her sexually and romantically

>>45438021
I like bullying her

Would you accept this generous treat from her?

>>45444828
tasty treat

You wouldn’t take advantage of a sleeping yamawaro would you?

>>45436730
I love the green girl, I want her to be my wife.

She’s short but she’s also a youkai so she’s presumably strong so could jump on my face and leg lock me with no way of me pulling her off

bump

better than nitori

Give one good reason why you shouldn’t get a blunt object and hit her upside the head with it what good is this dumb musky yamaro for “she’ll help you with lumber work if you feed/offer her onigiri” THATS IT? Not to mention if you don’t give her the EXACT thing you said you had she’ll flip her fucking lid what an ungrateful bitch. So in conclusion punt and beat yamawaro especially takane

>>45436730
she yama on my waro

>>45436730
she yama on my WARIO

Takane is she was accurate

>>45489684
So she can thread a needle with a 5.56 at 500 meters?

Smelly mountain girl with a hairy crotch

>>45489684
I've looked closely at this image on four separate occasions and only now I have realised that Takane has one big eye. Still very cute.

>>45499346
She actually has both her eyes closed and a big loop of hair on her forehead.

>>45489684
Cute!
>>45499465
I can see that
Cute!

Why is she depicted as a lamia in some artworks? I've seen at least a dozen of those.

>>45511667
It’s a mystery but it’s neat to see

>>45498531
huffing sweaty yamawaro musk

>>45436730
Who's more attractive, Takane or Nitori?

>>45516996
Takane? Literally perfect outdoorsy wife material.
Nitori? Greedy little tech-goblin who will steal your prostate.

>>45516996
Takane hands down since everyone knows green camo is prettier and more seductive than plain a plain blue color

>>45517003
Yamawaro don't assrape you? I thought they were the same as kappa, only land-dwelling.

>>45523313
>I thought they were the same as kappa, only land-dwelling.
Yamawaro are superior

>>45523313
No they help you with lumber work/build shit if you give them onigiri but they’ll throw a fit if you don’t give out the promised items unlike the asshole destroying kappa

>>45523483
Is it limited only to woodworking and such? Just curious haha...

Im still marrying nitori.

>>45523686
Surely you’re not implying something indecent

>>45527475
Marriage. Onigiri every day. A fair deal.

>>45525354
my condolences.

>>45489684
Imagine the eyejobs... She could comfortably fit it under her moist and pliable eyelid, then stimulate the glans by turning her eye in circles, all while her flocculent lashes gently brush against your balls.

>>45529901
Why? A married life with a nitori wife sounds awesome

What a glutton

If you could bring Takane to the outside world where would take her or show her

>>45541393
I would give her a gun

>>45541393
I would keep her in my closet like so

>>45543526
You’re the reason why we can’t have nice things next thing you know you’ll have started a yamawaro trafficking ring in the outside world

>>45552958
No, it's too much work and trouble, I'm not a business minded person, besides why would I want others to have them.

I wish i could sleep in the same bed as takane and hold her hand tight

I want to hold her hat above her and watch her feebly try to reach for it

Bumpawaro

Yamawaro Freight Service

>>45472422
This is peak fashion.

You move in with Takane and she lives like this how do you feel?

>>45570329
she keeps me in the safe like so

What’s a kiss from her like

If yamawaro do things in exchange for onigiri and sake then you could easily drug her food and take her unconscious body to your home and chain her up which would make her one of the easier 2hus to kidnap. Man I really want to hug a sleeping Takane

>>45583249
yes, but that would be evil
don't do that to the helpful yamawaro

>>45583494
But it’s so tantalizing how could I not take a such a cute girl

>>45489684
Would cyclops have two noses with one nostril each?

>>45530100
How lewd

>>45590994
She is cute and lewd, why don't more artists realize cyclops Takane is best?

Has anyone drawn a cyclops lamia Takane?

>hardworking and industrious
>intelligent
>cute
>small enough to be bent over most surfaces and fucked no problem
I get the feeling that there were a lot of kappa/yamawaro women getting wifed and pumped full of half-youkai by human men in the past

>>45593017
>in the past

>>45593017
I want more...

>>45599661
This is the only other image if pregnant Takane in existence and will likely ever be

>>45601404
>>45593017
and both of them courtesy of /v/hu

>>45598792
now it's only a few
back in the day, when youkai were omnipresent, some random peasant putting 12 kids in a girl from the local kappa or yamawaro group probably wasn't uncommon

>>45603281
A nice, humble house in the countryside.
A hardworking, petite yamawaro wife.
A dozen half-youkai kids running around.
Does a man really need anything else?

This talk about about impregnating and and starting a big family with yamawaro is propaganda made by them do NOT approach Takane do NOT offer her food and drink do NOT follower her back to her place. this will result with you being drained everyday to produce little takanes with her heed this warning

>>45611867
*approaches Takane*
*offers Takane food and drink*
*follows Takane back to her place*
Oh no, how could this be happening to me?

>>45601404
>>45611867
From where are these pics?

>>45613671
/v/

Takanes turned to smoking and alcohol…

What games would she play

>>45570329
Neater then my lifestyle, as long as she has space for a handful of my personal effects I'll be happy

>>45626024
She’ll commandeer your shitpost machine so she can use it to shit talk yokai

We’ve established she’s a good candidate for marriage since she’s a hard worker with good buisness knowledge but can she cook?

>>45639821
She serves charred food with a side of strong enough liquor you can endure her cooking. Nobody told her you shouldn't use power tools to make a hamburger.

>>45639870
There’s only one way to fix a girl who can’t cook correctly

>>45645704
>here goes the airplane!

>>45645774
Me feeding Takane her daily drugged chicken noodle soup

I want to live with Takane and cook warm meals for her when she gets back home from work and after a year or two staying together i’d decide one day to stage a break in where i would either pay someone to stab me non lethally in the right places or id do it myself so that It’ll look like I’m bleeding to death when she arrives home. All of this leading to my ultimate goal of seeing her cute face with enveloped with precious yamawaro tears with her breathing heavily and holding me close begging me not to die and ending with the four ultimate words “I love you anon”

!

>>45639821
If she can't cook you can learn how to cook, and onigiri aren't hard, it's literally just cooked rice in a triangle shape wrapped in seaweed, sometimes with some filling inside. Also booze is buyable in society, so sake should be an ok get too.

Shoulda learned

Bump

New sales tactics

built for standing paizuri

Slamming her in her box and fucking in it

Stinks good

Straight hair Takane makes me die a little inside

Would you let her buy your human rights

>>45720190
No, I'd give them to her free of charge

>>45720702
You can’t just whore yourself out for nothing anon these are your rights make her work for it

You will never physically and psychologically abuse takane
you will never constantly mock and berate takane for not being able to cook like a good wife would
you will never come home late from work one day to find out that takane tried to make dinner by herself for the first time, just for you
you will never sit at the table together to see a gorgeous casserole - baked to a golden color - and takane in a frilly apron sitting opposite of you, the look on her face telling you well about the love and care put into what she made
you will never try a small bit of the casserole as takane meekly but sweetly says that she hopes that you'll like it
you will never spit it out in her face and throw the dish to the ground, plate and all, when you find out that it actually taste like garabge
you will never harshly yell at takane to clean up the mess on the floor
you will never watch her pick up the shattered bits of porcelain on the ground and scrub her hard work from the floorboard, facing away from you on her knees so that you won't see or hear how hard she's trying to hold back her tears
you will never go back to bed that day to the sound of light sobbing on the other side of the bed

bump

:D

How much willpower does it take to not pick her up

Imagine having her jump on latch on to your face

mng mng

how curly do you like your takane?

I desire her warmth on cold nights

If she’s racist towards kappa how racist is she towards humans

>>45792554
So cool!

Curved bullets

What are you buying? (You can’t buy her)

>>45821617
Her hand in marriage

New pregnant Takane folks we won

How do you like your Takane bottom heavy or top heavy

How would you go about haggling her prices down for what ever she offers

>>45622628
Anon you retard, thats coffee

>>45838152
Dam…

>>45821617
The key(to her heart)

>>45825215
beautiful

Is she a baby trapper?

Bump

>>45858827
All 2hus are
Once they like you, they keep you

I see five monkeys

I’m going to takane

She’s cute when she’s racist

I wish she had a doujin

Bump

She was the main antagonist of 18.5 you know but that never went anywhere…

>>45894402
>>45436822
it's just banter between these two right? Like Germans and poles on /int/? They don't actually hate each other, right ...?

>>45924269
No theyre super racist to each other for real

Imagine…

>>45932450
Why? Their literally the same

>>45937362
Because yamawaro are more fertile,pretty,seductive, and green

You think a girl like her wears underwear or bloomers

Yamero Takane…

>>45950579
Probably bloomers but my in my canon she wears black underwear.

>>45961211
The day after

How do you pronounce her name?

>>45967300
More like the day before

>>45937362
>they're literally the same
anon you just described the majority of ethnic conflicts around the world

The most trustworthy and honest merchant she’ll never con you!

>>45981345
no takane that 50w Chinese made Soldron doesn't cost 100$ with a "special discount thrown in". Nitori can get me one for like 10$ and it comes with a complementary peck on the cheek.

>>45986619
>10$ with a complementary peck on the cheek
She sold you a fake that breaks after one use and the peck on a cheek is actually a secret kappa technique that steals your soul. Takane is merely selling something worth its value and trying to earnestly “bolster her work force” while she’s at it too

I'm glad most of her fanart is drawn with wavy hair

What’s in the box

>>46003163
Me, I'm being kept in there

>>45991605
>10$ with a complementary peck on the cheek
>She sold you a fake that breaks after one use and the peck on a cheek is actually a secret kappa technique that steals your soul.
I don't mind getting my soul stolen by her...
>bolster her work force” while she’s at it too
come to think of it, I don't mind moonlighting, either... (got an engineering degree too...)
Only as long as they don't mind sharing, that is...

Hot

She's enjoying the food

>>46013171
drug the food drug the food drug the food and take her unconscious body to _hug

How would you imagine your first interaction with her going?

some more pregnant takane

The fragrance of bark on a tree emanates from her

gonna dream about her

How would she deal with bad customers

Would she have caught on more if she actually did have one eye like real yamawaro

>>45970953
i pronounce it as takane but you can say takane if you want

>>46067727
one of them is made of glass
can you tell which one?

>>46067727
Would be nice to have touhous with more inhuman features, so yeah

>>46067727
Yamawaro aren't real dude the mountains are perfectly safe.

>>46088653
>yamawaro aren’t real dude the mountains are perfectly safe
Exactly what a yamawaro would say nice try

Hats

I like when she is drawn like a lamia.

imagine getting lured in by lamia takane only for her to pounce and embraced you in a tight hug for your warmth

Why is she a lamia?

>>46115609
cause she cute

>>46124331
KONGO FREEDOM FIGHTER !!!!

Waro

>>46115609
A long Takane is better

>>46118820
How does she pee?

>>46139738
From the pussy slit located on the front of course

Feed her

Would you have accepted her surrender and not cause further conflict unlike Marisa did in 18.5?

Marriage material

Manipulating forest qi is a lame power

>>46154888
I would have continued to fight her until I could knock her up.

>>46158298
Impregnation material

>>46179045
And take responsibility right?