/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45416185
Every day, sometimes a couple times a day. If you broaden the question to "get raped by", every hour.

>>45416185
Never, I don't need to fantasize when we're already married.

>>45416185
im already married to my wife tho

Many times, I can't stop, whenever I need to concentrate on something my mind starts to daydream with me along with a touhou and I lose all my concentration please help me

>>45416185
Rarely.
I have trouble fantasizing about that because the idea of a touhou accepting my love confession or marriage proposal seems way too unrealistic.

>>45416185
This is the reason why I writefag a little bit everyday if I can. It helps with coping.

I am married.

>>45416185
I'm too much of a chuuni so I dream of having epic battles to the death instead, where I'm a moralfag who's actually trying to save her.

>>45416185
I fantasize about her fantasizing about marrying me.

>>45416185
Almost every day, i a have a small story in my head about how i got into gensokyo, try to survive and get well settled enough to be able to hang out with my touhou, then slowly i manage to make money by taking dangerous jobs in the human village and finally get close to my touhou by donating to her shrine, i train every day thinking about this and trying to get as ready as i can

Please help me come up with a reason why every hag suddenly falls in love with the same NEET from the outside world. My current explanation is that I'm some kind of angel and have incredible hidden powers, but that explanation doesn't feel good enough. I need a reason or the hag harem fantasy breaks doen.

>>45416899
Novelty of a foreigner is a hell of a drug, especially for a centuries old being who has never left her country.

>>45416899
I don't put myself directly into the stories, I make a new character and subconsciously project myself into him

>>45416899
Your problem is you're expanding your scope too widely. For my Flantasy I specialize myself in being a fun playment, snack dispenser, and competent butler/quasi father figure for her and I render side quests with the other residents that get steamy to be non-canon

>>45416918
I tend to make the male subject of the scenarios I type up be a generic Anon rather than a solid character specifically so people can do that. Almost feels like it would be weird if I made the subject a specific person with a name and shit. I could always just type it in second person but that's a habit I tried to move away from with these kinds of things.

>>45416899
1: I'm super cool
2: I'm like 6'9
3: I'm like super jacked bro
4: my mommy calls me a gentleman
5: i got a A on my last test so i am super smart
6: i am proficient in cooking chicken nuggets
7: i got gold diamond camo in bo2
8: i am like a real stud man
9: i got this real cool suit and tie

>>45416899
Just be nice to them.

This right here.
Medicine is my cute young wife and we live together in a comfy house on the Suzuran Field, just love how cute she is. Cute doll wife.

>>45416185
Never.

All of my fantasies for Touhou are about violence, Youkai genocide, destroying Gensokyo, etc.

>>45416185
Every minute of every hour, I crave the sunflower

>>45416185
I already have a waifu so I think about her instead.

An unrelated question, which 2hag would enjoy the company of an extroverted 20-something year old male with good confidence and banter but shit everything else.

>>45417635
I'm thinking Eirin

>>45417635
All of them would, canonically
all the hags enjoy good entertaining company, even Yuuka is on record liking it

I bet that confidence wouldn't last long though.
You think you're hot shit but wait until you're face to face with a creature that you fucking know beyond doubt eats people and could overpower you effortlessly if they felt like it.

>>45416571
This right here.

>>45417652
It'd be good until you make one slip of the tongue and anger them. In case of such an emergency, it's best to go for hags like Kanako and Yuyuko, who (probably) won't murder you.

>>45416185
A lot desu. I'm not a full blown waifufag with printouts of my fav touhou, her wallpaper or anything like that, just a lonely, hitori sabishi man.
Where do you find more touhou x male ships that aren't straight up hentai? All i ever seem to find is yurishits.

>>45418769
>Where do you find more touhou x male ships that aren't straight up hentai? All i ever seem to find is yurishits.
what

>>45416185
Only once a day, when I wake up because I never stop thinking about her.
I accept her in full, and I would never wish her to change for my sake.

>>45417652
The proper save in this case, would be to play it off as a joke or a flirt. You'd have to shoot straight for the charisma break if you want to live to see the end of that day

>>45418713
Just apologize and then say "nihongo muzukashii".

>>45418843
I thought it was pretty self explanatory? How do I find STRAIGHT non H romance manga featuring touhous?

>>45419455
Ah, I understand now, that doesn't exist unfortunately

>>45416185
I want to marry Meiling so bad bros...

>>45417646
Really, how so? I've always thought I would come off as too crass for someone as strict as Eirin-san.

>>45418769
I draw my own

>>45416185
Every day I fantasize about marrying Reimu and having so many children with her that the villagers come to worship us as a pair of gods of marriage and childbirth as we spend our days tending the shrine and watching over our children as they battle youkai and perform ceremonies with Reimu occasionally releasing a holy fury upon and youkai stupid enough to not play by the rules and harm one of our children.

>>45419626
This pic always gives me some feelings....

>>45419626
This except she is an abusive alcoholic

>>45419683
I'll fix her, she's not unfixable.
Aunn and Kasen's efforts have shown as much, and I'll never give up on her.

>>45419683
not again not again not again

>>45419683
You and me both, every time I dream of Reimu it almost invariably ends up with her driving me to my death. I don't even masturbate to it, its just a dear fantasy.

>>45419707
Thats what her husband think every night after she goes out drinking with Marisa.

>>45419455
Dont listen to this retarded yuricuck >>45419470

Theres a couple of artists who do both sfw and nsfw hetero romance. Like himajin noizu and asutora/anterdel for example. Theres also hidefu kitayan who sometimes shows certain 2hus having a crush on rinnosuke.

>>45419734
Both of them unable to seek solace in each other's arms will end up fucking Marisa.
How can this criminal witch keep winning!

>>45419749
This what Marisa dreams off, meanwhile husbans-kun keeps sneaking out to the moriya shrine and Reimu gets "corrected" by Kasen.

>>45419745
Im not yuricuck, but these are rare

>>45419683
That's pretty weird, anon. Can't relate.
Now excuse me as I imagine myself completely ignoring Yukari as she comes to beg me and Reimu to stop having sex or at least start using condoms because our progeny is rapidly outgrowing all the other clans in Gensokyo.

>>45419791
Only Reisen can beat Reimu...

I have fantasies about the auntie touhous (Iku, Mamizou, etc) teasing me and calling me stuff like "boy" and "kid" and "sonny". It's not ss because I insert myself as a 20 something year old guy.

>>45419965
As I get older and older, the appeal of having someone around who still sees me as young becomes greater.

>>45419979
Sorry old man, your time has passed and now its your time to correct some brats.

>>45419745
あひがとう.(•‿•)

>>45416185
I fantasize every night as I go to sleep but not about marrying them, it's about ryona/torturing them, particularly Marisa

>>45416899
Dunno about you but one good reason is being funny or entertaining. Friends and family say i'm funny and i always get people to laugh. If that isn't the case for you then idk. Maybe they just like cute clueless young men who are practically babies compared to them. Or maybe they think that you being an overthinker is cute and endearing. Could be a sign of intelligence. It's hard to say since you have said nothing about yourself.
>>45416953
A-Alfried Pennyworth, is that you?

>>45417635
Ran. Foxes are also confident and have good banter. Could also be extroverted. Although Ran is a special case. I think she is introverted but can easily socialize when she has to or is in the mood. I think she would enjoy making jokes or witty comments with someone. She could easily toy with you and make you blush and melt your confidence away or play into it.

>>45419492
I have a hard time imagining Eirin with anyone, honestly. Like, it's way easier to imagine the kind of guy that Kaguya would like than it is for Eirin, whose mindset really is completely alien to human human beings.

>>45420495
She strikes as as someone who does not care about romance or sex.

>>45420495
Well you would need to be someone that Kaguya likes while at same time not trying to marry her or anything. I think thats a good start.

can't stop fantasizing about dating marisa and cheating on her with her best friends
the maricuck picture has ruined me

>>45420599
Wish we would get writefags to write a fic of this concept like abuse Reimu did.

>>45420495
>>45420549
They're very close friends and deeply respect one another and come from the same civilization. There would a lot of overlap in what they like in a guy with there of course being differences. My headcanon is that Eirin would secretly like a guy that contrasts her. Someone who's funny and laid back. Good humour and wit are a potential sign of intelligence. Speaking of, the more intelligent the better. Can't keep asking stupid questions or not getting what she means instantly. Or maybe you can pretend to understand and ask Kaguya later on. She would probably like someone like Colgateman.

I always day dream about marrying my wife Okuu

>>45419800
Anon, we both know that Reisen is a cowardly little bunny who runs away from the guys she captures before she even gets to the rape part.
Besides, youkai just aren't very fertile, not even rabbit youkai, which is why Tewi tries to bolster their ranks by uplifting regular rabbits instead of just starting a breeding program.

Really, I imagine that most youkai feel blessed to have just one child within their partner's lifetime. More than that is an exceptional feat.
Either way, the useless rabbit will never manage to outbreed Gensokyo's literal fertility goddess. Nothing will stop us from filling Gensokyo with humans, as it should be.

>>45420774
But Reisen gets over her fears by using her power over brainwaves to mind fuck young men into being pliable fucktoys for her.

>>45420599
want to try to stay monogamous but I keep getting sexually assaulted by alice, patchy, reimu and co. who are jealous of Marisa getting attention and want to sabotage the relationship

>>45416185
I like entertaining myself with the fantasy every now and again. Co-managing an onsen with my wife sounds comfy and I like thinking about that.
>>45418861
Very good. Saying "I can fix her" is weak, whereas saying "I can accept her" is powerful.

>>45418713
Yukari isn't the type to murder. Even people she really doesn't like. She would probably just 4D chess prank you to punish you or something. Or get Ran to finger bang and edge you until you cry and become Ran's butt boy.

>>45421133
>Or get Ran to finger bang and edge you until you cry and become Ran's butt boy.
How do you anger Yukari enough for this?

>>45420449
>A-Alfried Pennyworth, is that you?
I just realized the joke, made me smile

>>45421238
Maybe fuck up some plan she has somehow. Embarrass her in front of Yuyuko or the sages? Pump and dump her after leading her on while she's stressed out about college? What i mean is fooling around with Merry. That's if you take Merry = Yukari as being canon.
>>45421274
>made me smile
Makes me smile too.

>>45416185
None, because everyone in Gensokyo are assholes

>>45421621
But enough about Reimu.
Let's talk about why Sanae is evil.

I'm not suicidal enough to willingly involve myself in a relationship with monsters who not only don't respect human life but could kill me easily and without any risk of consequences or retaliation due to their insane powers. The drastic power imbalance makes interpersonal relationships impossible.

>>45421660
what about the human 2hu girls

>>45421660
I am that suicidal and also think getting killed by my wife is hot. Unfortunately I also like the hu who is one of the least likely to kill someone she likes, Ran.

>>45416185
Every fucking day.

>>45421660
Only an unhinged woman has the fortitude to withstand the intensity of my love.

>>45421688
If you find it hot to be killed or overpowered by a woman then sorry to inform you but you're a beta male.

>>45421660
That's why yanhus are so hot Anon
The monster caught you, and is now going to keep you
how do you manage life and pacify your new supernaturally beautiful wife

>>45416185
I don’t. I fantasize about meeting Reimu and Marisa, showing her cool stuff from the outside world like our alcohols and other fun stuff. Not so I can have sex with them, just to have fun.

>>45421751

>>45421751
You know I've never met anyone who uses the phrase "beta male" unironically who wasn't also at the rock bottom of the dating pool.

>>45421829
Not like it's a major loss for me. Women stink.
What I am talking about is having a modicum of self-respect and dignity. If you let yourself get stepped on like a bug and enjoy it, then you deserve to be looked down upon.

>>45421238
Tell her Reimu will never call her mom.

>>45421860
I don't actually care what you think, I'm just making an observation about glass houses and stones.

>>45421751
This is bait right? Who the fuck speaks like this, in /jp/ of all places?

>>45421903
Being a beta doesn't say anything about how much sex you have, but how much you defer to women at the cost of yourself. The entire concept of being pussy-whipped

>>45421924
not that you would know this, but the idea of being whipped has nothing to do with what happens in the bedroom

>>45416185
Like many others everyday and I weep knowing I’ll never lovingly hold Takanes hand and get pulled in for a hug

>>45421660
So dealing with modern day women and the legal system?

>>45416185
Quite a lot. Kogasa and I have many things in common, and the idea of helping her overcome her insecurities through companionship and affection is one that really appeals to me.
I also fantasize about becoming close friends with other characters, but not as much from a romantic perspective.

>>45421975
Yes. Though you still have the option to murder and rape so it's not as bad as Gensokyo is.

>>45421759
Daily hot dickings.

>>45421923
Maybe this is some elaborate trick to make his 2wife force him down and use him.

>>45421995
Consensual feisty rape roleplay.

>>45421999
Being bratty and talking big game so she teaches you a lesson.

>>45422007
You might break my pelvis but you'll never break my human spirit, you stupid fucking bitch.

>>45422016
A man got his prostate finger-raped by a kitsune for 5 hours straight. This is what happened to him.

>>45422063
This is your brain.
This is your brain after Ran flipped your bitch switch.
Any questions?

>>45422063
>>45422079
I doubt being fingerbanged for 5 hours is much of a threat to the average /jp/sie who jacks off to porn for hours at a time at a regular basis.

>>45422063
That fox is very skilled at edging a man from the inside and out for hours until he says everything she wants to hear.

>>45416185
I can't even imagine a fictional woman loving me. I wish I could have a waifu.

Ran is built for many things. Domination, getting dominated, edging you for 5 hours straight, mothering Chen's many new little sisters, dryfishing you, smothering you in mofu, playing high stakes hide and seek with you during her estrus. The possibilities are endless.

>>45422099
spoken like someone who has NO idea what Ran Yakumo's fingers can do to a man

>>45422198
I want to have her be very harsh, rough, and mean to me then afterwards give good aftercare where she hugs me and reassures it's just her fetish.

>>45416185
Occasionally. It's fun. Seems to help with getting good sleep too.

>>45421548
>Embarrass her in front of Yuyuko or the sages
Since the punishment in this case is very embarrassing and shameful (being reduced to a moaning drooling retard by a youkai woman's fingers), this seems like the most likely method.

>>45422063
Usually it's "This is what happened to his brain/liver/heart or whatever. He didn't even specify this time. This shit is systemic.
>>45422079
Will she ever flip it back so i'lll feel like a man again? When will my dry orgasms end? Will i also ejaculate normally or will i keep squirting like a girl?
>>45422198
She is indeed built for all of those things. I never heard of dryfishing though. Only got urban dictionary definitions. The one about making a man cum until he dies makes me interested. The possibilities are endless. She could generate AI porn made by herself and jerk you off. Use illusions to play out scenarios or fantasies. Control multiple bodies and gang rape you. Give you multiple bodies and have you gang rape her etc. Also uh where did you get that image of Ran from? Is it from a hentai doujin? I couldn't reverse image search it.
>>45422269
She's a legitimately good person. I like to imagine that her aftercare is unparalleled. She can do almost anything to you, no matter how merciless or sadistic or painful and you'd endure it because it feels amazing and because of the promise of getting the best cuddles and fluffing and cooing afterwards. She could easily break a dick with prostate torture so it doesn't cum properly or doesn't get fully erect and even mock you for being rendered impotent only to fix you up later on. ''You'll forgive me, won't, you?''

>>45423627
Kagerou would be a good wife, all things considered
She would actually care about doing a good job

>>45416185
Never, I'm not a family person. Most of my touhou fantasies are about trying to leave grimsokyo/becoming a lone villager in normalsokyo/achieving immortality by any means possible. In 2/3 of scenarios I antagonise 2hus, in 1/3 I just blend in as a nameless villager.

>>45420914
To love the 'ka truly is to love every part of her, the sweet and the sour.
If you can only love the sweet side of her, then the existence of the sour will surly destroy you, bit by bit. Likewise, a man who can only love the sour will slowly corrupt and be corrupted into a twisted shell of a person, incapable of appreciating beauty in his heart of hearts.

No, the only way is to love every bit of her as much as every other bit. Only by accepting both the yin and the yang can you truly say you love the whole as well. Wanting to change some major part of her is like saying you only love cats that have been declawed, which is to say you selfishly only want the bits you like to exist at all.

I like her wearing black pantsu though, that's a reasonable request.

>>45426087
You should stop trying to be a side character in your own fantasies

>>45426595
not him, but similar boat
I'm a side character in my own life, so being a side character in fantasies is natural

>>45426595
I am the antagonist in my fantasies.

In my fantasies, i am the villain who attempts to genocide all of gensokyo's youkai, and liberate the human villagers

>>45427435
That's cool dude. In mine I breed and impregnate all the youkais.

>>45427435
I am the jaded hero who stops you after the sages interrupted my fishing trip for one last job.

>>45427522
Thats very degenerate, anon. You should breed human women instead to preserve the superior, pure human race.

>>45427534
You cant stop me. Billions (of youkai) must die.

>>45425194
Dryfishing is a term IIRC coined from the monster fucker community as the loss scenes of the MC in many of those games, e.g. Luka from MGQ, are ejaculation until death. Ran won't let you die, but you'll be close when winter rolls around. Huskification is probably more descriptive.
>sauce
https://exhentai.org/g/1382982/786989c68b/
/ss/ is another thing Ran is good for. Shame there's not a whole lot of stuff with marriage with her.

I don't like to fantasize about it because it just turns into me clinging to a 2hag to the point where they can't even smug about it anymore

>>45425734
I always imagine her being a complete dork at first, having all knowledge about the perplexing concepts of romance and love come from listening to Waggy's wide collection of tales and sappy novels. I wanna pull her in for a tight, unending embrace while laying on the couch and feel her heart pound like mad against my chest. Enjoy those fleeting moments of teasing her before the tables are flipped against me once she gets over those initial butterflies.

>>45425194
>She's a legitimately good person. I like to imagine that her aftercare is unparalleled.
It's not exactly that. I really like the contrast any time I see Ran be pleasant and kind outside of sex but rough and dominant in the bedroom. The contrast between nice loving fox and aggressive dom is very nice. Pity that's not so common to see her.

>>45429592
you can distract the dumb wolf by explaining a board game to her (she won't get it because all she knows how to play is the gensokyo version of amogus) and then use the moment of opportunity to hug her again

>>45428549
>IIRC coined from the monster fucker community
Ugh. MGE.
>Ran won't let you die, but you'll be close when winter rolls around.
Probably not, but her Necrofantasy/Maiden's Illusionary Funeral makes me think that she could kill an anon only to bring him back quickly.
>>45429612
I agree. I think its not too common to see because a lot of characters get the ''ohhhh im so shy kawaiii!!'' treatment from fans and consequently artists.

>>45429642
That term absolutely wouldn't have come from MGE though when its creator forbids it.

>>45437268
Can you go into more detail?

>>45438325
KC is severely mentally unwell and semi-frequently spergs out at his fans for liking his world the wrong way. Some fans and trolls deliberately wind him up to make him act out. This explains close to 100% of all the shit you hear about him.

>>45438325
KC has like one rule 'no NTR allowed', and he uses DMCA to enforce this upon people using his designs and setting for such works.
Naturally this enrages NTRfags(ironically) and there's been a very autistic gurella war waged ever since. In fact, we in /jp/ host our own resident schizo/actual autist who is an Irish furry thats made it his life goal to use his CWCesque powers of drawing real bad, really bad blender skills, blacked commissions, and amateur unity game design to make such works.
You can visit /mgt/ to see him in his cage, its quite amusing

>>45439273
>KC has like one rule 'no NTR allowed', and he uses DMCA to enforce this upon people using his designs and setting for such works.
On one hand based, on the other hand holy fuck

>>45439293
You should have seen the shitstorm when the Blacked thread on /d/ got DMCA'd for posters editing his girls and the mods shut it down. The amount of cope as literal faggots stormed the thread was hilarious. Never has one man cucked NTRfags so much.
I don't know why they got so mad, this is their fetish

>>45439324
Well that's just fucking glorious. Props to the based anticuck.

>>45439273
>blender skills

Hold on, is that the same guy who spams every ran thread with his 3d stuff?

>>45440200
I don't think so, different brands of autism and a lack of shared fetishes

>>45416899
Most Anons have low self-esteem from lack of social outings and completing projects, so they never see the world reflect back on them and are stuck in their own hurt box were their insecurities are constantly reflected back at them until that's all you become. They desperately want somebody to look at them to find something worthwhile and I think the reality is that, using the external perspective of a fictional character, one can find the good in their own existence.

>>45440572
Wrong again anon, I have low self-esteem because every interaction with people I have ever had was so consistently awful that it slowly eroded me to the point where I can no longer believe in human kindness.
Try again next time!

>>45440609
Skill issue, you interacted with wrong people.

>>45440609
You just suck then as you are terrible at knowing people of good moral character. You are like those women that exclusively date abusers

>>45440609
What is this image about? Is it the different kind of abuse thing i see around here sometimes?

>>45440784
About someone being dumb enough to abuse Yuuka.

>>45440784
It's meant to be one of those art practice things, in this case trying to leave Yuuka (your wife).
This one's obviously a joke, because she just looks deranged yet frozen in shock.

>>45440693
I didn't get much of a choice, and I have a pretty good sample of the population. Everytime I put myself out there it ends up fucking me over and making me feel like shit, to the point where the constant depression I get from only the very bare minimum of interaction I have to do to get by is better.

>>45440830
Take the schizoidpill and learn to love solitude more than people.

>>45416185
Frequently. I need to be worthy of her!

>>45440830
A good sample of the population is at least ~100.000 people.

>>45429627
While amusing, this tactic will only work so many times before the silly wolf finally wisens up. Gotta switch things up by doing something like smooching her and continuing with the hug while her brain does a system reset. Though it's only a matter of time until that, too, loses its effect.

>>45440856
I'm talking about personal relationships, not a census. Don't get pedantic with me, you won't change anything.

>>45440843
I'm halfway there, and I still hate it.

>>45440874
Eventually she'll counterplay by hauling you to bed to wring pups out of you
Then you're stuck with her forever

>>45440572
This but unironically.

>>45440609
Dunno if you'll see this but ignore the retards who are gaslighting you. You were just unlucky enough to get a lot of negative reinforcement.

>>45416185
I wake up thinking about Sumireko paizuri every day
I write a fanfiction where she falls in love with my self insert every night
Sumireko is my desktop wallpaper
The only porn I've ever paid for was Sumireko porn from a niche artist
I will make a Sumireko thread on my birthday and I will keep it alive until it hits the bump limit
I am Renko's dad

>>45446498
Can I go out with your daughter?

>>45446498
How will you ever make Renko if you only paizuri her?

>>45416185
I'm mentally ill so I imagine myself as a cute youkai married to someone.

>>45450981
Like...to a man?

>>45450984
Yeah

>>45450981
What kind of youkai are you?

>>45450995
Wowee!

My fantasy is to transcend humanity and become a youkai myself so I can join my wife in having an equally long lifespan.

>>45451004
Either a generic type of youkai like Yuuka or Yukari, or a magician.

Not a lot, I feel inferior to the 2hus

>>45451069
Got any special powers or traits?

>>45451069

>a generic type of youkai
>Yuuka and Yukari

damn maybe you are fit to be their husband because clearly you already dropped off your brain somewhere and they don;t need to take it from you

>>45451456
I mean generic in the sense that they don't have a species, they are just "youkai". Ironically that makes them more unique because they're solely associated with their own abilities instead of a youkai species species, unlike with tengu, oni, etc

>>45451486
ah, did not look at it that way.
Also I just realized I completely misread your question and now I'm really, really dumb. Pretend I never existed.

>>45451539
Don't worry about it, I should have said a unique type instead of a generic type. Plus I said "species" twice in a row, so I'm also dumb.

>>45416185
Not ever. My waifu isn't a 2hu (heresy).
I do like thinking about adopting Koishi and Satori with her though. I think they're cute and innocent.

>>45450733
The paizuri is only the start of the day.

>>45446621
As long as you make her happy.

>>45446498
I kneel.

>>45454157
Thank you, sir! I'll bring her back before 10.

People tend to forget the extra cost of living with a youkai. Imagine how many shampoo bottles Ran used in a week to wash her fluffy tails

>>45446498
Post the fanfic. This interests me greatly.

>>45454969
Worth the cost and two pairs of hands can get her cleaned, brushed, and fluffed up faster. Washing big soapy tails? Sold. Conditioned well kept tails? Fucking sold. Buying an extra four or five bottles of hair products a week is nothing.

>>45454969
It's worth the daily nursing handjobs and prostate orgasms desu

>>45455035
>extra four or five
Her tails are like twice the size of her body. Extra 10-12 seems more accurate.

>>45454969
the mofumofu trumps all costs

>>45454988
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50745385

I think anon made this. It's getting regular updates lol

>>45454969
>gaps the boundaries between clean tails and dirty tails

>>45455150
that gap bitch, she robbed me of my time to care and brush her tails!

>>45455140
Nice.

>>45455165
Excuse me but your fox is overheating.

>>45455233
>>45455140
>>45454988
I wasn't going to post it. Damn you and your ability to use tags and basic logic.

>>45455304
we are doing our best

>>45454969
Ran can run stocks to more than make up the difference

>>45460996
Can she mine crypto?

>>45463162
she doesn't need to
ultra high int and reaction speed means the fox can day trade like a goddess

>>45464100
Can she do anything non-parasitic?

>>45464128
she can care for (You) and your many, many children with all the spare time she has since trading done right only eats about an hour to an hour and a half

>>45464275
You misunderstand me. I'm asking if she can make money without being a social parasite.

>>45460996
Just in case you missed it, but Gensokyo is pre-industrial and it is highly unlikely it has the internet with a stock exchange.

>>45464389
stocks keep the world spinning. There's nothing parasitic about helping the world, Anon.

>>45464389
Someone's going to do it, better it be commoners rather than oligarchs and hedge funds

>>45464389
A youkai is a fundamentally parasitic creature. To be one is to be fatally dependent on the host (human society as a whole) while producing dubious value at best (protecting humans from problems that are really only a problem because other youkai exist, or because they keep humans behind). In that sense, they are no different from any other societal elite that has existed since man first divided himself into the owners of land and the workers on the land.
What I'm saying is you probably shouldn't get up in arms about parasites if you want to fuck a yook (unless the yook is names Seija, I guess).

>>45464401
Yukari and her estate were shown to be the exception to that, when the hag was shown with a smartphone
besides, it was implied that Ran came to (You) in the outside by you having to pay for her upkeep
if you were in Gensokyo, Ran would be the breadwinner

>>45464389
She can whip out a new OS that shits on every other one in the market and become a billionaire.

>>45464507
>the hag was shown with a smartphone besides
Now the question is can she use it or did she just have it for appearances?
>Ran would be the breadwinner
I mean this is just a matter of fact. No matter what you do Ran has the experience and capability to excel in most things she tries. Magic, Shikigami, and the physical strength and endurance that comes with being a powerful Youkai would put her physical capabilities far beyond anything you can muster, and her hughe fucking brain lets her dunk on anything requiring calculation and logic.

>>45465087
>her hughe fucking brain lets her dunk on anything requiring calculation and logic.
Agreed. Most people dont understand just how freakishly smort she is. This interview says it all.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Ran

>>45446498
>The only porn I've ever paid for was Sumireko porn from a niche artist
post it

>>45466729
Do you like futa?

>>45467823
yeah

>>45467910
https://exhentai.org/g/2153046/7a55e943be/

>>45416185
Essentially daily i have a tought of how i'd go around doing some things with Akyuu, i already went past the dating and into the marrying phase a couple years back, so i picture us as a couple together doing daily mundane things, evenrything from working out and amaybe using her as a weight since she is so tiny and light, or maybe goingto the market to get something, cooking together, writting together, reading or wahchign anything that she'd like to watch. Even when i aly in bed i have recently been able to start to hear her voice in my mind and slowly but surely i'm getting a bit better at isolating it so i can properly have a voice for Akyuu, that is without to say the feeling or smell of her every part which i still ocassionally think of, but more so o nteh context of other things like the feeling of her clothes, or how it'd feel to ruffle her hair while we walk by.

>>45468248
your wife is going to die soon

>>45468270
My wife is going to be eternal, i'll figure out one way or another of extending her lifespan no matter whatever the price might be

>>45468285
What if people look at you funny for marrying a reincarnating child?

>>45468300
I love my cunny wife, the hags can watch and seethe, the men can throw looks of envy at my young lover, but in the end she is still my lovely wife and i'll give her plenty of kids to keep her bloodline prosperous.

>>45468319
Your wife has a lot of memories from many past lives, she IS a hag. Her young body doesn't change that because by that logic all the cast are young.

>>45468457
My wife has watched a lot of old VHS tapes of her ancestors, she is still very young mentally and physically wise, she might have that 'kid who grew around old people' kind of attitude, but that doesn't mean her boyd and mind aren't prime cunny, even more so i'da rgue that after having all the memories of her older ancestors, part of her would crave more the pampering and spoiling that would coem with being treated as a young girl once more

>>45468494
I think you're reaching. She's a hag who reincarnates. She'll be saying shit like ''fufufu'' as she cleans your ears as you rest your head on her lap.

>>45469636
Considering she remembers all her past lives her lolibaba powers must be off the charts. Imagine JS Akyuu treating you like a child...

>>45469678
Imagine ...

As weird as it is, for the last few weeks I've found myself fantasizing about dating Misumaru.

>>45470143
Rather strange of an attraction, what drove you to her specifically?

>>45470391
I don't know. I didn't consciously decide on Misumaru. I wouldn't even say I especially like her. It simply happened.

>>45416185
>Lemon

>>45426087
so genderbend fortune teller is your waifu

>>45469636
Please don't bastardize my waifu with fetish art like that, Akyuu is flat and to depict her otherwise, even worse in that sugestive manner, is nothing but an offense of her character. Having said that, while i mightlike that Akyuu is a bit dominant, from what i've seen the closest thing tot hat would be a bratty attitude rather than a motherly one, perhaps with enough time i could get her to develop such attitude, but as of right now she is a nice homely girl without those odd atitudes you are depicting her of

>>45471332
>akyuu is flat
more like flat-out stacked

>>45472044
Part of her might want bigger breasts, but she is still leaning on the smaller side, anything showing otherwise is but a sexualized viewe of looking at her and not a deepiction of how she really looks

>>45472078
>>45472044
Remember anons, a hundred pennies weighs more than a dollar, but they have equal value.

i want nitori to pull a ball out of my ass

>>45472822
What if you die upon its removal?

>>45472853
i thought it just made you zombielike until it regenerates

>>45473022
I had no idea those regenerated.

>>45473022
Are you retarded lol the ball they eat contains your soul, if it leaves your body you die.

>>45471332
>Weird fetish art
Since when were big breasts, an indicator of health youth fertility and good genetics a ''fetish''? It isn't even hyper or anything. This reminds me of people calling reproduction a ''breeding fetish''. So dysgenic.
>>45472044
You are a funny anon. I agree she is flat-out stacked.
>>45472164
Also don't fail to remember that a gold bar is worth far more than a nugget of gold

>>45473357
Big breasts are not as much a sign of fertily, but more so any developed breasts can be said sign, the size of them doesn't matter as much fertility wise. As for youth, i'd say the opposite is true, not overlyd eveloped breasts are the sign of youth, bigger chest are more associated with older age, as they develop biggeer and more flacid with every pregnancy, which Akyuu has none so her small breasts are a good sign in that sense. And they are indeed a dysyngenic sign like you mentioneed, overdeveloped breasts are associated with a lower intelligence level, on both the woman who has the bigger breasts, and the kind of men attracted to said body figures. Still, while you are right that i t might not be fetish art per se, it is still a corruption of the image of Akyuu, a perversion with the sole purpose of trying to convey a sexual energy that doesn't belong to Akyuu, and as such it might as well be fetishistic inteh same sense that someone might give an overly big belly to a character that doesn't have it, because they have said fetish.

>>45473357
>Since when were big breasts, an indicator of health youth fertility and good genetics a ''fetish''?
In the context of the image you posted its more fetishistic than anything. Nothing wrong with liking big tits, but making them beyond normal sizes like that is purely fetish material

>>45474292
Anon really thinks that primitive fertility idols were just fetish material?

>>45474362
Those primitive fertility idols aren't really that, they were almost joke trinkets new archeologist would 'find out' until the idea turned mainstream and people started to believe they were legti

>>45474362
its weird how a carved piece of wood mindbroke so many people

>>45473601
It does matter to an extent. Bigger breasts mean better genetics. There's a reason why most men prefer women with bigger breasts. It's like having a bigger dick, ill come back to this point later.
>Bigger chests are associated with age as they develop bigger and more flacid with every pregnancy
Not old age, as you imply. Age past puberty. They're a sign of sexual maturity. And if anything, breasts get bigger during pregnancy. Multiple pregancies obviously mean that time has passed and women's breast sagging as they get older is normal.
>And they are indeed a dysyngenic sign like you mentioneed, overdeveloped breasts are associated with a lower intelligence level, on both the woman who has the bigger breasts,
Association does not imply causation. And that isn't what i meant, what i meant by dysgenic is you being disgusted by something that equates to good genetics and something that most men do like.
The bottom line is, if a physical trait of a woman massively turns a man on to the point where he feels even more compelled to reproduce with her then that is a GOOD trait to have, and it's absence is a detriment. Sorry but i think you're just contorting yourself into a pretzel to justify why something that 99% of men like is somehow bad or not at all needed. Having taste is one thing, but big breasts are a positive biologically speaking.

I honestly don't see how having big breasts somehow ruins Hieda's character. You're acting like her entire story and character is being rewritten because an artist drew her the ''wrong'' way. You fixate so much on her having being cunny (which is already a fetish of its own considering how niche and abnormal it is) that you seem to like her more for that than her actual character. If she deviates slightly from from that body type she becomes a monster to you.
>>45474292
>making them beyond normal sizes like that is purely fetish material
It's not. That's like saying women have a fetish for liking guys with very wide shoulders, and most women do like guys with wider shoulders than average. Just because its not within normal sizes doesn't mean its a fetish. Especially when its not completely unrealistic. Yes there are women with natural tits like that (albeit a somewhat smaller) who arent obese or fat. It's always the guys who like flat chests who somehow never pay attention to all the wide variety of body types women have. I think you might be projecting when you say its purely fetish material, when i see that image i see her character design like her clothes or hair color or cute expression as well as her boobs. You fixate only on the breasts because they're disgusting to you.

>>45474711
It doesn't necessarily associate with better genetics, again on the oposite it has been shown that women with genetic issues or malphormities in the brain, tend to develop bigger breasts as a way to try and keep their bloodline alive, this up to a genetic level. But leaving those aside i do agree that most men are attracted to bigger breasts, and woman are attracted to bigger dicks, but that doesn't mean that it's a good thing, much like how wome nare retarded and actually prefer much smaller sizes than then they would say, men also would normally prefer smaller perkier breasts than they would say, also before calling cope in this i'm on teh otehr end of the spectrum, a bit too big to the point of beign slightly hurtful for women.
What is age past puberty, if not old age? If we were talking with a pre puberty child it might apply to make that distinction, but in this case i believe it doesn't apply. And again, normal, on average most people, and all such terms are not relevant for the discussion, we won't advance in any field by asking people what's the gravitational value of a random planet and getting the average, you get the truth of an issue not by conmsulting the majority, but by researching the matter at hand ignoring what the average is. And again, Akyuu has no kids and her physical age is kind of questionable given Zun's records of time keeping.
As i mentioened earlier, there is indeed a the cause and relation, retarded women have bigger breasts to compensate. But even if not there is still value in following these statistical trends, as while not directlly correlated, they might just be a step away from doing so. And once more, most men like, most men are retadrded who aren't cappable of self governance, which is why if you were to usee an argument for populations, then you should at least aim at the top of the pyramid where there is an association between IQ level, and preference for more petite women.
For teh argument of it being positive in a biological way, i'd say not as much in current times, perhaps in ages of old when the chimps with bigger tits wer better as our eye level was higher when we walked, then it could be meaningful in some way, but as of right now bigger breasts are only a flaw in the female physique that is known to generate a lot of issues through their live, as well as attract retarded semi chimps.

But that was all just a side conversation, teh main issue is giving Akyuu bigger breasts, which is not done so to improve her character in an y meanningful way, it is on the opposite done to corrupt it, to pervert it into its simplest form, when you give her bigger breasts, specially as fetishistically as those, you are turning Akyuu as a character, to a walking set of tits with a resemblance of Akyuu. And as i care for her character, i'd like it to be seen more than just by not even her own physical attributes, it'd be liket aking some compelling maicn character of a book or game, and giving it huge muscles and saying they are himbos, purely for your fantasy, you if you cared about the depth and everything this character went through, might not like seeing this perversion, and these people drawn to the character for just this artificial fetishistic body that has been implanted into him for some reason.
And yes you are right, i mention cunny as a joke, to try and keep the conversation light headed and as to not scare people away too much.

Also adressing what you said to the other anon, it's true that women like wide shoulders, and men like big boobs, that doesn't mean that making a man that has overly wide shoulders isn't a fetish, it still is, or a woma nwho is 90% tits, even if men are indeed attracted to breasts, it doesn't mean that making them grotesquely big isn't a fetish, it is. And your argument for real women doesn't quite apply, in real life indeed a woman doesn't choose the zie of their breasts so it isn't a fetish, much like ifa character was made from the ground up and they just happened to have big breasts. But once you have this defined character, and you expand their breasts that much, then you are projecting an intent into the art, which is where the fetish starts.

>>45474851
what the fuck bro

>>45474861
Sorry, i've had Akyuu as my waifu for a few years now, and i feel very passionate about her, i'm also qutie autistic and like to write and counter everything i think is wrong

I didn't read any of that shit you fucking nerd I just want to fuck akyuu's tits

>>45474879
Exactly as i wrote, nothing but the chimp mind speaking of, or wrtting i guess. Also are you the Akyuun anon, or do you post in the akyuu thread i made?

As long as you're a dutiful husband to the AQ ( Be loyal and supportive. assist the Heida family, give plenty of hard dickings) you're set for life.

>>45465087
This is why I say I want to be Ran's wife (male). Or Yukari's, actually both is ideal but I'll prefer Ran if I have to choose one. I will stay at home and keep the house nice, keep Chen entertained, and raise our kids while my husband (female) goes out working to keep Gensokyo running and our household sage.

>>45475084
>household sage
Safe, but that was a most amusing slip

>>45475084
Dont kid yourself, while she is out you would need to take care of the kids, Chen AND Yukari.

>>45475066
I have tought about that ,Akyuu is very wealthy, but i don't think i'd use her wealth for anything but the biggest emergencies, i'd ratehr work and in away sustain both of yourselves with whatever i end up doing. But yeah teh loyalty part is covered, i'm a volunary celibate, as i'm savign myself for Akyuu, and also due to a distaste for 3dpd

>>45475161
This is a given, but Ran would be very happy to have someone help with the chores while she does Yukari's job for her; and her happiness makes it worth the trouble. She's taking care of her own shiki who is young but a bit unreliable, and her master who is very whimsical and spends most of her time either drinking, harassing that shrine maiden, and sleeping. She does the work for three all by herself. You would be practically buying favors from her by doing dishes, cooking every once in a while, and give an extra pair of hands helping her manage her tails. Simply just being helpful and capable maybe make aburaage and tofu would make you very attractive in her eyes; give that a few years and you'll have all the heavenly mofu fluffing, childbearing fox pussy, and prostate massaging you'd ever want.

>>45475161
I don't know about you guys but I would definitely look Yukari in the eyes and tell her that she's a grown woman who can feed and clean up after herself.

>>45475457
> BWAAAH!!

>>45475457
She agrees and emphasizes this by calling over Ran to fix dinner and clean up her room. She then justifies it by telling you that Shikigami are extensions of their master and making Ran clean up is actually her cleaning up. Truly a very intelligent and shrewd woman.

>>45475593
Crying won't change a thing.

>>45475665
With that attitude she's just begging for correction.