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She and her friend are cute and strong!

>>45401127
Kosuzu is strong! More cute than strong but still strong!

fun kosuzu fact #2
she is retarded and I want to grope her while she's trying to reach a book on a high shelf

>>45403569
Fun Kosuzu fact #3: She will kill you for that

>>45403626
it'd probably flip her switch actually

>>45403847
Kosuzu is not a slut anon.

Fun Kosuzu fact #4: She has a fat ass.

>>45403626
nice
but i will cum inside her first

unFun Kosuzu fact #5: ZUN will never let (You) see her, again

>>45403948
But Eiki awarded me weekends with the kids
It's legally mandated anon

Fun Kosuzu fact #6: She's friends with Akyuu!

>>45403849
if she's not a slut why does she keep wearing see-through sleeves, going out to 'collect overdue books', and letting strange women come in and close off the store for ages?

>>45401127
Remember, this is your average human villager.

>>45400931
Built for youkai man

>>45403998
Slutty friends!

evil suzu

You guys are perverts and the 'suzu deserves better.

>>45404003
Aya is just a friend Kosuzu helped write some articles for a little while anon, it's nothing like that...

I've always thought Kosuzu looks too flashy for a human character
Built for youkai dick btw

>>45404890
She is wearing a plaid patterned kimono and dull yellow apron.
She is the most homely dressed 2hu you can get.

what's the deal with this weird raccoon though?

Kosuzu is a living reminder that you're in for a world of pain if you're dumb in Gensokyo.

>>45404997
She has already gotten husbands for her tanuki daughters, but her sons need someone too. Kosuzu could be that someone.

>>45405001
She is now part of the 2hu gang though, probably the best position you can find yourself in as a human villager.
Outside of Akyuu, I can't think of any other villager who would be given preferential treatment by both the youkai and human power players of Gensokyo.

I love Suzu!

>>45400931
Fun Kosuzu fact #7: Kosuzu is a headpat slut

>>45405148
she deserves all the headpats she gets

>>45405119
I wonder if this is really something to be proud of when the other alternative was getting killed, most likely by Reimu

>>45405178
Yes
She is a hardcore Reimu fangirl, plus she is actually useful this way. Youkai and human can really use a translator like her

>>45405178
She would have been left for dead after getting her head bonked during the typhoon if she was just another regular villager.
Aya and the Tengu would not have risked their standing to save someone who they didn't have a relationship with.

Would she be a good mother

>>45407139
the very best

It would be so nice to fuck Kosuzu from behind and hear the bells on her head go, 'ching, ching, ching'.

>>45407407
that's very lewd of you,

What did ZUN mean by this?

>>45407575
I dont remember this chapter of FS

Is Kosuzu safe to leave around shotas or is she dangerous like her friend Akyuu?

>>45407590
she'll get them in her bed eventually, but she plays the long game and gets them locked into regularly coming to suzunaan first, something that akyuu can never do

>>45407575
I don't think ZUN meant this

>>45407139
Kosuzu is peak wife material

>>45407575
I remember this chapter of FS

>>45405169
smaller
than
marisa
!

>>45408610
If I'm not mistaken Marisa is actually shorter than Kosuzu, not the other way around

>>45408629
>if i am not mistaken
But you are

>>45407616
Kosuzu not better touch what's not hers

>>45407575
Me and Kosuzu last night (Consensually)

>>45407590
Kosuzu is into older men.

>>45411683
it was me your bastard

>>45411736
>>45411683
one of these two Anons is lying

>>45411762
one's a tanuki and one's a fox

>>45411762
It's him he is the one lying, Kosuzu made love to me and only me last night.

>>45404131
Kosuzu is not evil and Reimu did the right thing.

>>45407575
Wow, this was awful. Do not post this again.

>>45407575
Sex with 'suzer.

>>45413338
Showing favoritism is morally corrupt.
Kosuzu should have been eradicated for falling into corruption, along with the youkai that pushed her over the edge.
Eiki is right, Reimu is going to Hell.

>>45413649

>>45413449
I'll post it in every Kosuzu thread just for you anon

>>45413669
But that's Eiki we are talking about, what the fuck does she know lol?

>>45413669
What is Reimu going to hell for?

'suzu

>>45409027
Typical youkai entitlement. You're not owed someone's body just because they're the same species as you.

>>45400931
The shortest 'hu

>>45419968
also the cutest 'hu

>>45419968
This is why I would never breed her. I cannot allow my descendents to suffer the Fate of being short.

>>45411711
Correct. In fact, she's had a secret crush on one of her older relatives since she entered puberty that she never acted on.

... Until she got possessed, anyway.

https://files.catbox.moe/zaxy10.jpg

>>45421086
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>>45421099
Geez, fine.

I made that piece of Kosuzu porn today.

>>45421106
>I
>Made

>>45421106
>>45421086
>crush
>piece

>>45421099
>>45421106
>>45421129
kek

>>45400931
She is insane

Do you think Kosuzu and Akyuu traded bras?

>>45423503
They're traditional jap women, they don't wear bras

>>45423526
A bandage wrapped around your chest is still a bra

>>45423414
she's not insane, she's calm, gentle and steadfast

>>45423503
Akyuu would never be able to fit her massive Hieda honkers in one of Kosuzu's training bras.

>>45426315
It's more arousing when Kosuzu's the bigger one.

>>45426450
Akyuu is the older one and has a better pedigree, she's obviously better endowed.
Besides, Kosuzu already has the better lifespan. She doesn't need to have the bigger toys, as well.

>>45408492
Kosuzu is made for the sole purpose of remarriage.

>>45416216
gotta keep the kitsune population going, besides the little kitsune would tear apart poor 'suzu during heat session

>>45429179
It's sure not 'suzie I'm worried about after everything she found in her books.

>>45429245
nothing gets you ready for a beast youkai in heat

ZUN Kosuzu on the bottom right!

>>45430572
Gasp, Arisu is fucking tiny!

>>45430572
alice is the same height as youmu...?
NO! I WON'T BELIEVE IT!

>>45430572
https://twitter.com/baba15207048/status/1687100441476403200
Sorry, fact check, it's an imitation.

>>45430669
I am aware.

>>45430572
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>45425804

>>45407575
what doujin please

>>45435552
None, Kosuzu would never engage in such whorish activities.

Consensually deflowering, impregnating and then having consensual pregnant sex with kosuzu

Imagine rubbing over her tiny body with a big preggo belly and cumming inside her while she cums at the same time

>>45436298
Sorry but the tanuki beat you to it

I wonder Kusuzu can read all languages that exist but does this mean she can fluently speak them too?

>>45437303
Why don't you read the manga?

>>45437335
I dont remember this page at all... So I guess she has to do her talking reps as everyone.
huh, always found strange that the Cunny Vampire talks english when she's supposed to be from eastern europe, I guess ZUN doesnt really has a Backstory for her and just write whatever it comes to his head

>>45437466
She's 500 years old probably learned it because she was bored, Patchy at least must know how to read and write English.

>>45437335
Could Kosuzu read Linear A?

>>45437548
She should be able to, as long as the writing piece is supposed to be coherent.
She had trouble deciphering some youkai writing because it was written backwards.

>>45437531
That sounds logical but why would she write in a second language to a Japanese person? It makes more sense to write in her native language or in japanese. She probably knows that Kosuzu would understand it anyways but still it's weird

Could Kosuzu read and write in C#?

>>45437992
yes, but she's more of a markdown language girl that autistically likes to make things pretty, so she likes to reads more HTML + CSS

Fun Kosuzu fact #8: Her thread is as dead as Akyuu.

>>45435552
217030

>>45441562
I'm deeply ashamed to say that I recognize this artist and his Kosuzu's smile.

>>45441381
At least she'll make it to retirement age

Would Akyuu snitch on her 'best friend'?

smelly dumb suzu

>>45453241
Whatever else you do, I implore you not to imagine the smell inside the shop after she's gone commando all day.

>>45453241
Thats it, i'm impregnating the suzu NOW

>>45453241
Kosuzu will be pissed if you keep posting lewds of her.

>>45453352
Have you asked her parents permission yet?

>>45453241
Older men can't even try to pick up some books without this slutty temptress harnessing them.

>>45403626
where is this from?

>>45458389
W-why are they all looking at me like that?!

>>45458402
It's okay, I'll bribe them later. For now its just a night crawl

>>45403541
Look at those fucking stick arms, I bet raping her is really easy.

>>45421086
Lies and slander

Reading in the dark again.

>>45468301
Look at those dust, her parents are going to kill her when they get back home

How much does Kosuzu cost?

>>45460651
your zipper is open

>>45471434
How much does Kosuzu weigh!

>>45474811
about 35kg

Fun Kosuzu fact #???: She doesn't know how to use a fire extinguisher.

>>45474811
about 35 pounds

Is Akyuu a bad influence?

>>45477446
No they're besties

>>45403626
Nah

Kosuzu's beautiful face after you bring her a youma book as a present!

>>45403998
>>45404066
Fun fact: both are made for human&youkai cocks.

>>45527458
Why are the 2hus green?

>>45531733
They just finished watching The Matrix on Akyuu's LaserDisc and wanted to try out that color filter found in 2000s movies.

Kosuzu is sleepy!

>>45400931
I'm going to steal her cuteness

>>45525622
Kosuzu would be a menace with all the youma books she has laying around. Don't let her experiment with them using you as her subject.

how old is kosuzu

>>45545732
She's younger then Akyuu but not by too much.

>>45407575
I can't believe the 'suzu is into this!

>>45545775
how old is akyuu though

>>45547948
She is over the age of 20, possibly close to 30.
Nearly every 2hu is at the legal age in Japan to drink alcohol, which does include Kosuzu since she joined in on the sake drinking in the last chapter.
Only Sumi is in that weird age limbo since she was described as being in high school since her debut.

>>45547948
She was born in 1994, but nobody seems to age in touhou so who knows how old she is.

>>45547991
>Nearly every 2hu is at the legal age in Japan to drink alcohol, which does include Kosuzu since she joined in on the sake drinking in the last chapter.
There was no legal age to drink at the time Touhou's civilization is based on

>>45548053
Its funny how many people forget that technically there is no government in the village and no real laws aside from the basics. Human leaders and government being established is specifically something that everyone works together to avoid happening.

>>45547991
I can't believe Kosuzu is a Christmas Cake...

>>45553209
Hag...

>>45548053
Tell that to ZUN, he is the one who said that the 2hus are over the age of 20. Not sure when he said it, but it was probably when the franchise was getting really popular with children, and didn't want his characters to set a bad example since they are all drunks.

>>45553188
How would kosuzu fare in the outside world?

>>45400931
Very cute.

>>45437906
Because Remilia is a brat and probably put multiple insults in the letter

>>45556554
> PCB is about 90% alcohol (well, same as ever). There are scenes where the Touhou characters are drinking, but underage drinkers will be punished, since there are laws against that sort of thing in Japan these days. Since there are no such things in Gensokyo, it's not a problem. (Underage drinking is not permitted by law in modern Japan, so I hope my underage users will abstain...)
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Cherry_Blossom/Afterword
Guess ZUN changed that a bit
>>45564143
With her ability probably great, she could translate literally anything into Japanese without a problem, even ancient languages.

>>45437466
>huh, always found strange that the Cunny Vampire talks english when she's supposed to be from eastern europe,
ZUN said that she wasn't related to Vlad in EoSD.
Things kinda point to English-French, but if you actually go back 500 years things get complicated... For starters if her native tongue were "English" the English at that time was very different, so she could either have updated her English over time or just for whatever reason teleported her mansion to Britain and used English so much it became her to go language.
Also I think that the fancy language for nobles in England was French at that time. But she could also not have been born nobility.
Weird part is not seeing Flan and Remi to scream at each other in their native probably very olde language. But in 2hu having a long ass life span and good memory don't seem to be too compatible.

>>45403541
Look at that cute smile, I bet kissing her feels really good.